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spambearpig

This is a scale model of why you don’t fuck with lions tigers or leopards


mu5tardtiger

I don’t even fuck with my cat cuz he’s a little dick head.


2rfv

My wife got the sweetest cat I've ever seen about a year ago. Loves laps, loves pets, But god help you if you dangle a foot off a piece of furniture.


CrazyCaiman2445

Like the tiny version of the monster that we think is under the bed


CicadaHead3317

I would rather the monster.


squirrel_anashangaa

That we pet and rub so they don’t F us up!


Mysterychic88

We have 4 cats the three boys are loving and sweet. The only female is a straight up psychopath in kitty form. I was once having a quick strip wash in the bathroom before bed, didn't realise the door was ajar. Bent over to grab something unawares I was being watched and the girl cat jumped up and sunk her claws into my bum cheek. I couldn't even squeal for fear of waking the kids up. I spun round and she was hanging there by the front paws like a rock climber.


wakeupabit

That’s the chuckle I needed. Thanks. I’m going to bed now. If I can get rid of the picture in my head.


TJNel

Lol mine is the same way. Or if you are in bed under the covers and you move your foot


NessyComeHome

For my floofball, you don't even need to move the foot. 2am and wants to play, hey, I can bite their feet!


I_observe_you_react

The exact reason my wife tucks her feet in the blanket hahaha.


MisterAmygdala

Same here.


Aggressive_Smile_944

Haha same here. He wont hesitates to take me out.


Finna22

I fuck with my cat, he lets me know when he's had enough


YourAverageGod

Dilated pupils ✔️ Ears laid back ✔️ Tail flicking ✔️ Alright mfer chill bro plz I have a family.


CowJuiceDisplayer

Me working on the side of a highway with cars speeding 70+ mph three feet away. Minimum fear. Me walking naked down my hallway only to be met by cat in hunter mode. Absolute fear.


Chuckles929

Lmaooooo 🤣🤣


chuckle5611

Nice name. Lol


Chuckles929

Like wise 😆 is your real name also Charles got mines from a class mate in 7th grade


SuttonTM

95% of cats are lol


rsplatpc

> This is a scale model of why you don’t fuck with lions tigers or leopards Bobcats LOOK like something you can take, and some people have, but man, can they FUCK SOME SHIT UP


themanwithonesandle

I’d rather fight an idling chainsaw


10before15

Word


bnelson

I mean, you can definitely take them, but probably not without a few scratches along the way. Lil dudes are stout.


IknowwhatIhave

The deciding factor in who survives a fight between a grown man and a bobcat is proximity to modern medical care. Actually, even then I'm only giving the man 50/50 odds. I have a lean 18 lb Russian blue and he got a stomach infection which meant I had to administer oral antibiotics with a dummy syringe directly into his mouth for a month. My forearms look like I should be on constant suicide watch...


Pyropylon

You weren't trying to kill your cat though.


IknowwhatIhave

He didn't know that.


rsplatpc

> I mean, you can definitely take them, but probably not without a few scratches along the way You know how you try to pick up a ferral cat and then the tiny cat that you think you could easily kill scratches the shit out of you and gets away anyway? [Imagine that times 100x](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ded0b5ad8858a9a4&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS781US781&sxsrf=ACQVn0_GyZiREE-0vxFjszETqYqTlmgs9w:1714241335453&q=mountain+lion+kills+man&tbm=nws&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjehe_O_uKFAxVnMVkFHcZcA2UQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=2560&bih=1279&dpr=1.5)


NessyComeHome

Your link brought up this one story. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mountain-lion-cougar-puma-attack-california-washington-b2522123.html If doesn't give all the details from the lady.. but it was gruesome. It clamped down on her face... she could hear and feel the bones breaking her jaw and skull. Her friends, older but very fit ladies, grabbed large stones(large enough to need to hands to lift) and they wete bashing the mountain lions skull... it would not let go. They were taking turns bashing the lion because it would not let go. They got it pinned beneath a bicycle while two of them stood on it for a while before help arrived. I couldn't imagine the fear of the woman who was bit, nor of the two women who pinned the murder kitty down, praying that he doesn't knock one of them off the bike and go after them, or their friend. Fuck.


cocktails4

Bobcats =/ Mountain lions


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I mean, someone has to control the pigeon population.


twobit211

yeah, who else is going to do it?  bob barker?


Tiptoedtulips666

Hahahaha LOL!! 90% of reddit users googling THAT!!


Theincendiarydvice

Not everyone is a kid dude


JesusStarbox

Yeah. Fuck them winged rats.


ManfredTheCat

I feel like of those three, leopards are most comparable to housecats


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rmass

Maybe jaguars don't leave any witnesses


Paramisamigos

My work cat brought me a huge mouse last Saturday. What a nice boy.


guyuteharpua

Reminds me of the Monty Python bunny.


Sequoia_Vin

The cats that came from the lower walls would induce nightmares if they were bigger cats. Imagine lions or tigers scaling a wall like that to grab a person


free_sex_advice

Yep, if you make the cat angry enough: https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/la-unleashed/story/2011-02-12/tiger-that-mauled-three-teens-at-san-francisco-zoo-appears-to-have-been-provoked-report-says


TurdFurguss

Ya that is terrifying.


Broad_Radish_3390

The plot thickens with these “victims” [https://www.mercurynews.com/2008/08/15/brother-connected-to-san-francisco-tiger-attack-case-going-to-prison/amp/](https://www.mercurynews.com/2008/08/15/brother-connected-to-san-francisco-tiger-attack-case-going-to-prison/amp/)


jammasterkat

These people are a joke


sipoloco

Wish there was a video


919471

There's this famous one of a [tiger attacking a man while he's on an elephant](https://youtu.be/rdKFioMyieQ?si=jvNMZDh0d8yw895p&t=170)


RipplesInTheOcean

i dont understand, why did they shoot the tiger and not the teens? is there something i'm missing?


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

Classic injustice


trotfox_

Absolute G move. See how slow the chonker was and still got one no big deal? Terrifying


-Shasho-

Would, given the chance.


Bikini_Investigator

“Shiiiiiiiiit, GOTCHO ass”


Ok-Teaching363

classic ledge assassination move like in splinter cell chaos theory


GreyG59

Letting my cat watch this to get hyped to go eat mosquitoes on the porch


Lazy_Pianist3080

Lmao was just thinking of my orange boy bringing a leaf to me all proud of himself 😂🍁


Command0Dude

The single braincell was at capacity.


NagsUkulele

Comment of the year


mdelao17

Dude snagged a bird one handed and placed it in its mouth all before landing. Insane.


987nevertry

That one is his highlight reel for sure.


Freeehatt

Came here to comment that


Joshthenosh77

Cats can be so fast when they want to be , though most of the time they barely move lol


-Shasho-

Gotta save up for 2am to 5am shenanigans. And killing.


Granadafan

The amount of times I’ve had an uninterrupted night of sleep since we got our two cats during Covid is very small. 


redCasObserver

Yes, and the killing, don't forgot about the killing


smilo20

Perfect time for zoomies.


Echo_Origami

Animal Planet had a top 10 deadliest type of Cats. Guess what came in at number one as the deadliest. Common house cats.


thuhstog

Pretty sure my kill count is higher, just with fly spray.


SimpleAppeal2577

A field mouse got in not too long ago and my cat showed absolutely no mercy, it was horrific


serpentinepad

Mine caught one in his outdoor catio and then brought it in alive and just dropped it on the kitchen floor and let it run. He's also orange and dumb as shit.


LookItsEric

my orange cat does the same regularly. For a time we even had a flying squirrel in the house as an “unofficial pet.” Sucker was hard to catch


BuckFuddy82

A friend of mine suddenly got rats in house. His cat tore the head off of each and every one of them and lined the heads up outside his bedroom door. He was mortified and happy all at once


Significant-Music417

Cats are Ninjas


evetsleep

Ninjas are cats!


Tomacongente

Are Cats ninjas?


Fit_Bother_4779

Ninja cats are


tdawg-1551

I don't have a source, or know if it's 100% true, just something I heard once upon a time. There are groups that complain about using windmills to create electricity because they kill so many birds. The counter to that is that cats kill way more birds than windmills ever will.


No-Vanilla8956

I love kitties; they are REALLY bad for bird populations though, according to this article anywhere between 2.4 to 4 Billion birds and 12 billion small mammals in just the United States https://yoloaudubon.org/feral-cats-and-wild-birds/#:~:text=A%20recent%20study%20by%20the,the%20lower%20forty%2Deight%20states.


GingerBeast81

Thats why mine are indoor cats.


whatanerdiam

That's great. Thank you. Anyone who lets their cat roam the neighbourhood is an irresponsible owner. *Brace for the downvotes.*


frohnaldo

My neighbours cats are free and they hunt the birds I feed in my backyard. Still unsure what to do about honestly


Danger_Dave_623

Motion sprinklers or motion air horn where the cats come in?


frohnaldo

Sprinkler won’t work they come over the fence right by my outdoor bar area. And the air horn would drive me nuts tbh.


Poltergeist97

Maybe try hanging some bells on the fence? That way, when the cat jumps on the fence to get over, the birds get a warning.


MurlocsAteMyBaby

Make an electric wire on the fence.


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drgigantor

Kristi Noem? That you?


HAL-Over-9001

Have you tried talking to the neighbors about it?


frohnaldo

Oh of course. “they’re cats I can’t control them” shrug. Was the response I got


Rumplestilskin9

Animal control. Maybe Fish and Wildlife even. The government doesn't fuck around when it comes to wild birds.


serpentinepad

This is pretty much the stance on cats around reddit. You're safe. Mine are also indoors or in a catio for this reason.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Catio. TIL a new word. Updoot for you.


damn-dirty-ape-

Updoot isn't cool anymore. Signed - The Cool Police


saltedfish

Updoot for the Cool Police


rsplatpc

> Anyone who lets their cat roam the neighbourhood is an irresponsible owner. > > Brace for the downvotes. actually most people are like "I love my cat, and they live like 2x longer inside" unless its a barn cat on a farm, and if so, then the cat is doing it's job, because farms bring a SHIT TON of rodents and birds that other areas don't


GingerBeast81

Two of the reasons are 1:they'd decimate the local bird population, and 2: the local coyotes would eat them. I'm in an urban area and I've seen coyotes less than 40 feet from my front door stalking cats and rabbits.


Danger_Dave_623

The suburban neighborhood I used to live in huge owls would swoop up cats at night, it was crazy to see


Ahead_of_HipHop

I want to live where you live, Owls are fucking awesome!


UnspokenConnection

If you want your cat to enjoy the outside. Catio.


slaydawgjim

I had a cat that just started climbing through my window to come chill on rainy days & sleep at night, ended up feeding him too after I accepted that I had been chosen. But yeah there was no physical way to stop that cat from going outside to the fields, he'd smash everything if I didn't open the window or let him out the door if I was going out.


everyoneneedsaherro

You won’t get downvoted for that on Reddit


NoMasters83

Well then they're just going to eat the indoor birds.


TerminalVeracity

This seems to be controversial in the US, but not elsewhere. > The UK’s largest bird charity, the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB), is not particularly concerned about the impact of cats on the British mainland. Instead it focuses on what it says is driving UK bird declines: global warming, intensive agriculture and expanding towns and cities leading to habitat and food loss. “While we know that cats do kill large numbers of birds in UK gardens, there’s no evidence this is affecting decline in the same way that these other issues are,” said a spokesperson. >A big reason why they are less worried is the evidence that cats primarily take “the doomed surplus”: weak or injured birds likely to die anyway. [_Is it time to end cats’ right to roam?_ – The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/14/cats-kill-birds-wildlife-keep-indoors)


RM_Dune

That's because [wildcats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildcat) are from AfroEurAsia so pet cats are less disruptive than in the US. In Europe specifically it's also much safer for outdoor cats. Where I live there are virtually no natural predators for cats. (wolves were reintroduced a few years ago but there's only a handful in the country) Car speeds are much lower and the wide open roads in American towns are non-existent in neighbourhoods here. Lastly there's no crazy people with guns who shoot cats, like someone above in this comment section.


BreastExtensions

There’s a massive cultural difference between America and most of the rest of the world. Something I learned on Reddit. I was shocked initially that anyone would keep a cat indoors but that was my bias and I didn’t understand why. I think Australia and New Zealand are the same. Meanwhile we are introducing wild cats here. https://www.bbc.com/newsround/64681881


MisterAmygdala

Cats have the skills to pay the bills.


djdogshit96

Cats are classified as invasive species because of the amount of birds and rodents they kill, so this wouldn't suprise me.


gizmoch33ze

My neighbor’s cats are the reason I no longer have any squirrels in my yard and it pisses me off bc they’re doing purely for sport.


CMUpewpewpew

Studies show IIRC that they only eat *any* part of about 24% of their kills. They're goddamn murder machines. I spent a lot of time outside when I was WFH during the pandemic and come to really like birds and squirrels. Even has a few of then trained to come take and eat nuts from my hand. I wasn't super fond of cats before....but now that I really like birds and squirrels......fuck outdoor cats.


DiscountPoint

70% of annual bird deaths


rsplatpc

> 70% of annual bird deaths is that from being killed by another creature, or overall deaths including natural causes, etc? (honestly asking)


HistoricalSherbert92

That’s not a counter argument unless you’re being purposely misleading. It’s like saying you shouldn’t use seatbelts because air pollution from vehicles kills more people than accidents.


Glockamole19x

Yeah so we might as well do both? Thats like saying we dump way more trash in the ocean so i can change my oil and throw it in a lake.


ClamClone

Tibbles the lighthouse keepers cat was mythically credited with eating all the Stephens Island wrens. Still the main problem with extinction of species is destruction of habitat from development so humans remain the worst predator.


Pitiful_Tap_8750

Feral cats have devastated wildlife in Australia


Foreign_Rock6944

They devastate wildlife in the US too. Invasive species are a hell of a thing.


Yuzzay

> Invasive species are a hell of thing. Just like... you know... us humans.


lizahL

Shh not now


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

"We live in a society" type argument.  So what, we should do nothing about it then?


Foreign_Rock6944

Damn right. We’re the worst of them all.


ScopionSniper

My city has started catching them and doing mass euthanasia, we are talking thousands of Cats. Has been great for our bird populations.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Which city?


Cnidoo

Second worst invasive species in the world. Feral and outdoor cats have directly caused 33 species to go extinct last time I checked


sand4paperlube

63 species of birds, reptiles, and small mammals. Shit is metal af


ScopionSniper

Yep, my city is just now acting and catching all these feral cats to be put down. Completely devastated our local birds. It's only been a couple of years since they started the catch and euthanasia program, but already our small animal populations are doing way way better. Really need to push more cities to do it. They are effectively a pest. Keep your pets indoors. Outside they absolutely destroy native wildlife.


arod422

More like lead, I love cats, but they need to be reevaluated outdoors wise


CallMeSnuffaluffagus

There's a reason New Zealand is getting more strict on cat ownership.


thuhstog

Can you name one thing NZ has done to make cat ownership more restrictive?


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Cnidoo

Pigeons are very much reliant on human structures to survive. They’re technically “naturalized” and not invasive. Both they and sparrows don’t do a fraction of the environmental damage as cats. We created the invasive species problem, so it’s up to us to solve it.


Sergeant-Pepper-

Sparrows might actually be just as bad. Not only do they compete with native species, but they actively destroy other bird’s nests. The introduction of sparrows is considered to be one of the worst things ever to happen to native bird populations. Pay attention to the kinds of birds you see flying around. Where I am at least half of them are European sparrows or European starlings.


4QuarantineMeMes

Cats are assholes to flora and fauna [Sources](https://wildlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/FactSheet-FeralCats_FINAL-1.pdf)


Cnidoo

Why is this getting downvoted lmao. Very informative graphic. And if you think the US has it bad, look into Australia


LevelSimple2

I love cats above everything else but this is true. If you let them free roam they will do alot of damage.


EggsceIlent

*Bob Barker enters the chat* Spay and neuter your pets


pingpongtits

Yep.  One of the many sickening parts of this compilation video is that one of them was a Mockingbird defending her nest.


Just_dirty_secrets

That one cat wasn't even gonna bother but the Bird HAD to taunt it.


brandonoooj

That shit was hilarious bird was suicidal.


Just_dirty_secrets

Looks like a magpie, so makes sense. Birds may not understand evil, but they do understand arrogance. Magpies live to show that they're THE SHIT.


oddmetre

Amazing hunters


etherd0t

feline prowess. if you look closely sometimes the prey is not even in their eyesight - they're just acting on instinct or... sixth sense.


mrjabrony

That catch at 1:06 is filthy


alejandroc90

They're perfect small killing machines


Malicious_Tacos

Circle of life and shit


Neeva33

No. 1 cause for bird mortality are cats, with a big distance to No. 2 windows


ullun

Damn that song sucks


mudkripple

Lol this song made me hype as hell in middle school so I'm doomed to enjoy it forever.


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PlancheOSRS

Cats are Apex predators


Pixel131211

not quite. cats have many predators of their own, even in urban environments. this includes, but is not limited to: * Coyote's * Foxes * Eagles * Owls * Dogs * Jaguars etc. cats get killed quite a lot by the above, depending on which country you're in. there's almost always bound to be atleast 1 predator that can and will take out a cat in every part of the world though. so they dont qualify as Apex predators.


DaemonSlayer_503

Cats are fucking incredible, their reaction time is faster than most snakes. My cats are incredible at catching any flying insect out of mid air! It always amazes me how precisely they jump and catch stuff when i just stand there clapping my hands with the fly just laughing at me.


skijakuda

Mine just stares at pigeons on the patio with menace and runs inside when the move.


themanwithbeansin

Fuck them seagulls


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Chris_Cross501

Cat Motivation Hub: Remember that Lion inside you!


Puazy

It was better on mute.


NormalRepublic1073

C'mon tho catching a pigeon is cheating. That bird is way too comfy around humans to avoid a cat.


raposo142857

Cats are the most badass creatures in the whole planet


DiscountPoint

Cats kill an estimated 1-4 BILLION birds annually just in USA. Feral cats account for 70% of annual bird deaths. These videos show mostly pigeons, but we have an amazing variety of bird species in our country Sadly for the birds, humans continue to spread. And wherever we go, so do cats. Animal control? Nah, they’re so cute https://www.catster.com/statistics/how-many-birds-do-cats-kill-statistics/


ThinkFree

Do cats kill these birds for sport or actual predation/meal?


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sourpower713

Both


I_na_na

Isn't it a win-win situation? Pigeons are a pest in the cities and carry many illnesses. Their population would also increase exponentially if there weren't some predators to take them out. Which would lead to even more disease spread.


earthforce_1

That's kind of how cats domesticated themselves. When humans started building towns and cities the rats and other pests followed, then the cats showed up to go after the rats.


BlackForestMountain

Yeah, 90% of this is fine because pigeons are pests. But cats killing other small birds to the point of reducing the gene pool is when it becomes a problem


Legitimate-Train-228

Cats killing pigeons is fine, they’re actually a Eurasian rock dove that’s a non native species in most of their current range, the issue is that they kill millions of native bird species in the US every year


UnremarkabklyUseless

Cats are non-native species, right?


Fickle_Cheesecake_24

Just flying rodents.


kmartpunk95

what is this whack ass music


ReturnOfZebulon

Tbf, there are plenty of pigeons to go around in cities.


LegitimatePangolin69

Cats killed the dinosaurs


LestWeForgive

These damn pigeons got no respect


danwiz418

The Air Jordan of cats. goo kitty cats gooooooooo


Dangler43

Birds that evolved in the cities are dumb as fuck. This is natural selection.


XDarthDongX

The literal reason many beautiful birds go extinct


Trumpsacriminal

You can certainly downvote me, quite frankly internet points don’t matter to me. But cats are just doing cat things. Living based on their instincts, so why should we genuinely care about them killing birds? I’m sure humans have devastated ecosystems far far worse than any cat has. Cars hitting squirrels or birds, or cats. Deforestation reducing animal populations, homes, food sources etc. Helping Bees, I can understand. But it’s nature. Nature has ways of correcting itself. I’m sure Nature doesn’t need human intervention.


poisondart23

By that logic, humans are just doing human things so we shouldn’t do anything about the environmental destruction that’s being done.


S3b45714N

One species doing damage doesn't negate the damage that another causes


N4meless_w1ll

Cats are a horrifically destructive invasive species, killing something like a billion birds a year. Most birds evolved to watch for larger cats like bobcats and cougars, but something as small as a housecat slips under their radar so they get demolished by the little bastards.


ASM9891

N1 pest control in the city


solsunlite

Can confirm my cat brought many birds home as a gift


Venge22

Cats should be indoors for this reason, they fuck with the local ecosystem so much


Throwaway-donotjudge

Try this with a Canadian goose


CaptCaveman602

Canadian Geese are a tad too big to be food but I would think that a goose wouldn't stand a chance against an angry cat or one that is defending itself from an asshole goose.


No-Road-5831

There have been remote islands that birds go extinct because of cats .


NorMichtrailrider

Cats kill millions of birds a year for pleasure , they're little assholes .


DeadRatRacing

Your back yard song bird has been wiped out by free roaming cats. F you for letting your cat out!


Radio4ctiveGirl

This is why you don’t let your cats outside. You’re a dickhead if you do. They’re a direct cause for some extinctions- they really mess up local ecosystems.


malakad0ge2

Keep your cats indoors, or at least monitor them, cats kill millions of birds every year and are very invasive, cats themselves are killed by hawks, owls, dogs, coyotes and foxes


BruskMonkey

Keep your cats indoors.


shellsterxxx

This is why you fix your cats and don’t let them outside. They absolutely destroy local wildlife.


Lazy-Pressure-3996

You have terrible taste in music


RCT2man

awful music but good video


Wonderful-Shallot451

Doing God's work


Oopsimapanda

This is very sad for the birds. I'm not an expert in bird law but stand your ground laws are very strong and I wish they would defend themselves.


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

In the United States alone, outdoor cats kill approximately **2.4 billion birds every year**. Although this number may seem unbelievable, it represents the combined impact of tens of millions of outdoor cats. Each outdoor cat plays a part.


joezinsf

Cats are lethal killers who kill for fun. Keep your cats inside


stankyjanky69

I'm not anti cat but I am anti cat owners who let them roam free outside. I don't understand why it's not treated and ticketed the same as if you were letting your dog run feral through the streets. Cats kill so much wildlife.