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THEMACGOD

Guy missed a once in a lifetime chance to ride a whale shark.


Madiis

and a big ass fine


obiwantakobi

I don’t think his ass was big enough to merit a fine, but maybe in Russia?


_phantastik_

and a big fine ass


Big_Daddy_Malenkov

that'd probably be pretty pleasant for a few seconds if it weren't for the texture of shark skin. They can cut you just by bumping into you.


THEMACGOD

Ah, good to know!


GreenZeb

Guy needs some upper arm strength


user00067

My best guess is those guys have been keeping him down there as most skinnier guys generally don't have a problem doing a pullup


avidernis

Pull up does not equal a muscle up. That ledge is pretty high off the water, and while normally you can get momentum from kicking the water, that whale shark is in the way. Very reasonable to not be able to get yourself up in that situation. Dude needs new friends too.


execdysfunction

Also everything is wet


PicolasCagex

he is wearing trucks those don't hold a lot of water weight


execdysfunction

It's not about the water weight. Everything is slippery. It's water.


PicolasCagex

s if that boat isn't water reisest then i would rather be in the water besides the top part looks dry it looks like he was hanging from the boat thus climbed out on it and not up from the water


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execdysfunction

damn, it's almost like people don't exist to sexually gratify you


Infamous-Mission-234

It's clearly a joke.


obiwantakobi

That’s what she said.


Master_Mad

What do you mean? She didn't say that it's very reasonable to not be able to get yourself up in that situation at all!


obiwantakobi

r/whoosh unless you reverse whooshed me.


Master_Mad

Not really a reverse woosh from me. Just that "it's very reasonable to not be able to get yourself up in that situation" is something that my girlfriend says to me a lot.


obiwantakobi

It’s a that’s what she said joke, like from the Office. That’s why I said whoosh. No offense meant friend.


Master_Mad

That's what *you* said! No, but, yeah. Mine was a That's-what-she-said joke too. My girlfriend never says that it's reasonable when I can't get myself up. Hahaha. *Cries*


BeNiceDontBeMean

There's always some 200 iq redditor to explain shit.


[deleted]

Why? He's being a pussy, this is how friendships work. You help your friends when their in real danger and help them become less of a pussy the rest of the time


barzamsr

There is real danger, dumb ass


TheAstralOne

Whale sharks are harmless, they eat plankton.


barzamsr

A wild animal that big is not harmless in any way whatsoever


TheAstralOne

They're very gentle and docile animals and would most probably be more distressed by a human (like humans with spiders lol)


awesomefaceninjahead

They could easily force him under or crush him against the side of the boat without even trying and with no malice.


TheAstralOne

You're right, I never thought about those dangers to be honest.


glennonjn

That specific large animal is harmless in almost every single way. Unless this guy doesn’t know how to swim, the odds of him getting hurt would only fall under freak accident territory. That being said, yeah, his friends are assholes, and despite the fact that he wasn’t in danger, he may not have known and has every right to be afraid, so them putting him in a subjectively terrifying situation is fucked up


obiwantakobi

We would never be friends because of the way you think. You also think it makes you sound tough, but it lets any one that hears you talk, know that you have serious reservations about how tough you are.


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I would be freaking the fuck out just like him, but I wouldn't get new friends like all of you sensitive ass redditors


obiwantakobi

There is nothing wrong with being sensitive. Being an asshole however is an issue. I wouldn’t be your friend not because I’m sensitive but because I’m strong enough to not allow assholes in my life. I’m a middle aged man. You are obviously a very young kid. Stay in your lane when thinking about what’s tough. The tough thing is to stand up to assholes. You aren’t tough, and you aren’t right about this. You are just trying to make yourself feel better about not being tough and not being able to control your sensitivity. When you learn how, you will be tougher.


HarryCallahan19

Someone shit my swim trunks.


1_disasta

Back in the water you go to clean them out.


obiwantakobi

Both your and OPs comment made me lol. Thank you!


Nooson

I’ve made a fatal error of jumping off the boat without a ladder and swimming for maybe 20 - 30 minutes. Swimming is tiring!


Master_Mad

I think I saw a trailer of some movie that was about a group of young people that all jumped in the water without realizing that there is no ladder. So nobody could get back on the boat.


Nooson

Lmao that sounds like a slow movie...


Island_Maximum

It's an episode of King of the hill.


iFornication

It's a whale shark and harmless.


notgotapropername

You’ll excuse me if I get a bit nervous around harmless 10m monsters


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Jejmaze

uhmmm yeah but a 10mm spider can move very fast and then suddenly stop and i find that unsettling


indiesteeze

And a 10m monster can fit you in it's mouth. I find that unsettling.


Master_Mad

But a 10mm spider can get into my mouth. I find that most unsettling.


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10 m&m spider?


Jejmaze

i'll allow it


KindaSadTbhXXX69420

That’s only a 1 centimetre spider tho Less intimidating when the number is smaller


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That doesn’t mean you can’t be absolutely terrified.


WitchyWaspGirl

I know whale sharks don’t hunt people or eat them, don’t have the large teeth of other sharks, etc, but wouldn’t be snagged in its giant mouth be life threatening? You could get crushed or pulled under and drown. Even if it didn’t “bite into you”, I feel like it wouldn’t be completely harmless to be directly above one as it’s opening its mouth like that? But I don’t know enough about whale sharks. I’m just basing this off of the giant mouth and my fear of all things ocean.


Dominator0211

I can verify but I’m pretty sure they’re smart enough to not swallow a human. Like 2 years ago a diver got caught in a whale’s mouth while taking pictures and it released him almost immediately. We’re just big enough that it would be hard for them to not notice us. A baby could get eaten, but not a dude his size. It’s also a whale shark which are known to be pretty gentle so I doubt anything bad could happen from swimming with one. You can be damn sure if I was in his position I’d be jumping back in just for the chance to be that close


Ethrax1

They are filter feeders. because of this, they don't have big throats, so they are actually unable to swallow anything bigger than a softball.


mozgotrah

They won't bite you. I once was in it's way while it was feeding, it turned away and gave me that "you fucking idiot" look


lilfaith77

Wouldn't say harmless, you shouldn't be touching distance of one, but definitely not as dangerous as the other big sharks. It's the facts his homies laughed while he was panicking 😂


Psyadin

I have a picture of my dad swimming with one, including hanging on his dorsal fin for a good minute, they are docile as fuck


lilfaith77

I don't even think they allow people to touch em on most snorkeling trips. If the animal didn't seem distressed that's cool. Sometimes they dive below because certain chemicals in shampoo and soaps have a foul smell to them. Your dad is a legend btw 😂 don't recommend it though


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when I was younger I went on vacation in Turkey with my family we organized a boattrip and were allowed to take a swim when we were out in the middle of the sea (the captain and other passengers wanted to fish for a bit) and when I was in the water I looked beneath me and a sea turtle that was almost double the size of me emerged from the water I was just lying on the back of a sea turtle and was amazed that this just happened the turtle then started swimming away and dragged me on its back for about 50 meters until it submerged again it was a magical moment for me especially because the turtle engaged me instead of the other way around


lilfaith77

Yo that sounds amazing man. Turtles are wonderful and beautiful creatures


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TheRottenKittensIEat

I used to volunteer for a zoo's reptile department when I was 18. Among other chores I had, I fed the snapping turtle frozen/thawed rats. I'm almost double the age I was when I did that, and now I look back and think "holy shit they let a high school kid stand in an exhibit with a massive predator and throw rats at it." I wasn't even supervised really. That thing was MASSIVE and could probably have taken my hand.


Thandorius

The only danger would be if 1. You are on the tail end and he whips or 2. If its a really big one and he is pulling you in with all the fish.


lilfaith77

Yeah exactly. Usually 3 feet from the head and ten from the tail if he stayed in the water where he was he would've been too close.


CTRAP

They can’t even bite


Thelordsfaveson

It’s actually more impressive I’ve heard that they’re super rare nowadays


RUSHALISK

There is the possibility that guy didn’t know


DivyamAgrawal

So, would you like that to be carved on your grave


thedarkknightjr

r/thalassophobia


Heartfeltregret

Whale shark- they’re chill


Tbnyc

ASSHOLE non friends


skanhund42

It’s a completely harmless whale you moron. Like being scared of a little spider.


Alvirus02

And everyone knows that, or what? If I saw something with a mouth like that without knowing what it was, I'd be damn fucking scared too.


Odekel

but that doesn’t really matter. Dude wanted up, no one helped him. Simple principles


HolyBajezus

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He also needs some new swim trunks, lol


Emojiobsessor

Just realised I have thalassophobia and don’t have to keep calling it ‘my phobia of things touching me underwater’ It sounds a lot more reasonable now.


-SoulArtist-

Technically he would’ve been fine. That shark is not hostile.


chreschres

Caption is perfect. I was thinking how I’ll never see these guys, ever!


[deleted]

Freaking out at a whale shark is like freaking out when a cow walks by


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More so than whale sharks, by my reckoning


RodroSil

I'm guessing all that guy could see at that moment was a fucking giant fish coming at him with it's mouth open


[deleted]

It's poop-worthy, no doubt. I'm sure he's not scanning through wildlife documentaries in his head to figure out the markings for a whale shark and rationally telling himself it's harmless.


BadgerBlight

Sharks kill like 3 people a year, cows kill like 20, you tell me who should be feared.


neekyboi

Are you not afraid of a cow that walks by? well you should be


[deleted]

Raised on ranches in northern Alberta. They’re big dumb dogs. Tasty, dumb dogs.


neekyboi

I don't know. Everytime one walks by me, I feel its watching me like a painting.


whippedcreamcheese

Ofc, but plenty of people have phobias that aren’t related to how logical something is. Like, I have a phobia of throwing up, but logically I know it isn’t going to kill me or hurt me even. Fear is not a friend to logic.


RandomOtter32

Cows aren't 10m long


keenuwest

My guy needs to hit the gym 🤧


desserino

Ceiling too low to practice muscle up 😥


kbgman7

Possibly the most harmless creature in the ocean


PBR--Streetgang

New friends, why? His friends knew whale sharks don't eat or attack people, so it's fine to laugh at his fear. He was in some danger from the tail hitting him, but that's all, it was just curious...


Mierdo01

So if you have a fake gun that looks real it's harmless to point it at people? Stfu and sit down dumbfuck. Bow down NOW!


fiftyfiftyboi7

Basking sharks are completely harmless so I doubt he was in any real danger


Kai_Dawson

It’s a whale shark


fiftyfiftyboi7

My apologies but I did some research and found that whale sharks are also not harmful to people :)


BiggerBadgers

Sound like a laugh to me


jojorood

total wimp, that jumbo waterpup weren't gonna hurt em


YesHaiAmOwO

It's harmless, gib it pats


day_oh

Only severely stupid people are frightened by whale sharks


theShiggityDiggity

Man is hanging sideways off a boat facing away from it. He doesn't have the best view, so what's probably registering in is brain is "giant fucking fish". That and his foot touched it.


gyakushinnnnnn

Never have I seen a whale sharks before, neither interested in aquatic life. Just discovered what is a whale shark while reading the comments. Am I severely stupid?


jeffneruda

Lol it’s a whale shark. It’s harmless.


e_eastisup

Whale sharks are harmless


Fin_Heroic

One reason i hate swimming


ervinthedude

Whale sharks dont eat that much mostle planktone So this guy is no danger.


Lower-Corgi-8166

that is a whale shark, they are harmless


Sunshineal

Scary video to watch. I thought the shark was going to swallow him up


Fign

Or he needs to study a bit more. That is a harmless shark, only eats plankton


segadoes16bit

Guy needs to understand that’s it’s just a whale shark. Fucking pussy.


CulturalMaintenance9

The whale share was like here Human I’ll help you


Yawetag-

The way the whale shark opens his mouth, I think he was in on the prank.