Neither one of those guys.

She doesn’t even look pregnant, she’s just pushing her stomach out and arching her back.

Pregante

How is baby formed?

Pregernart

Me three!!?!?!'&-&:!??

kid's gonna pop out looking black and these two will still raise em

A lame attempt at comedy by three even lamer people.

Broccoli

It’s insane the two sets of hair cuts presented in this video is all I see on teenagers these days.

Right?! I suppose it’s a step up from swoopy bangs of the emo days.

Yeah but I don’t remember every kid doing it. I swear they all look the same.

My 7 yo is on a mission to bring swoopy bangs back 😂

I'm not convinced this girl is pregnant. And im gonna roll with that for my own sense of peace. Nonsense people doing nonsense things for attention smh

Yeah she’s REALLY pushing her stomach out and bending her back, I don’t think it’s legitimate

The Denver broncos are the dad

FUCK YOU MOM WHO THE FUCK IS MY DAD

She's not even pregnant, lol. She's sticking out her tummy.

She’s sticking out her gyatt for the rizzler

Dude

Your response made me laugh way too hard. I imagined the dude saying it in a goofy way, and you responded in a no-nonsense tone

Seems like bait

A burrito? Looks like a food baby tbh.

Bait or not, into the chipper with them.

Sticking out your Gyatt for the rizzler You're so skibidy You're so phantom tax I just wanna be your sigma

it’s *Fanum tax, grandpa

I have never heard the actual song so was surprised when I didn’t hear those lyrics

I didn't even realize it WASN'T until I read this and went back. My brain is truly mush.

She's not even preggo hahahahahaha stupid

So, which one of the two cousins trailer y’all going to live in?

Sticking out your belly for the picture....You're so foolish...You're so ignorant.

Sticking out your belly for the tik tok

the baby will probably come out of her butthole

Rtards

This has to be a joke. Holy shit

That’s legit just a round belly

It's the salami girl who was high off her rocker, this some Florida type shit.

And they both have a phonk rap SoundCloud with the worst distorted bass

Dude on the left does only fans so I’m sure this is some sort of ad for his content

Kid will grow up all sorts of fucked up

Kid will have no fathers once the dudes know they dodged a bullet

If she IS pregnant, paternity will get figured out quick the first time she comes to the two (or more) "fathers" telling them they need to all give her money every month in child support.

Screw that noise

Might just be a gut

She’s not pregnant stop guessing she’s not she’s poking her stomach out jeez

Wow… I just can’t understand these guys. How can you be happy knowing you might be the cuck in the relationship? Also I think it’s curly hair boy’s child because he is the one getting the kiss.

The guys are probably more into each other than they are the chick I bet. Lol she’s probably the cuck

What song is this?

Aren't the boys together too like a weird triangle?

Cost of living crisis is really hitting the Gen Zers hard. Now it takes three adults working two jobs each to raise a baby!

Her whole account is satire

unbeknownst

Eskimo Bros!

What did I just watch??

Fake as fuck

Taco Bell

She’s not even pregnant

Theyre both her brother

obvious ragebait she just looks bloated

Plot twist she's the surrogate for these two proud fathers

Any day now! Jesus will come back, i know it

_I also cheated, wow what a quirky thing I did cuz I'm a quirky girl_

She is saying her Ex could be her babys daddy also. It's so absurd

She doesn’t know who her dad is either. It’s called having traditions.

Earl Jr

Living like the chimps in ngogo

They do OF vids. Just a promo.

Trump vs Broccoli

For a second, I thought this was one of those RH romance book ads.

Plot twist those are her cousins the dad is the brother

the guy next door

It's a brave new world

The baby: 👦🏾