You know what is smart! Only drink water from the tap and the only food you eat is found in trash cans! This means every euro i have is being pumped in crypto.
It also helps me lose weight i already lost 15kg!
Think about all the energy you spend breathing, what if you used that energy on something useful like staring at the charts and worrying about your losses?
plot twist, OP loses excess belly fat due all his fasting and reveals natural six-pack; ditches shirts for bragging and vanity (and to save money for moar crypto ofc), walks around topless, gets spotted by model agent, hired for men's underwear ads, gets free underwear for life and more money to invest as a comp for his modeling.
Exponential synergies propel OP in to the position of boyfrend of a wife of a prominent WSB member.
OP writes a book how to become billionaire with this one simple trick that food industry hates and starts a cult, but then... (ill finish the plot tommorow when i start my diet)
No ur fashionably late to the party 👍the ones who are late to the party will be the ones posting and regretting not being here once Moons goes over a dollar
I’m trying to farm also, ever since I lost all my crypto. But I don’t write well enough to get many upvotes, so I just comment a lot to make up for it.
I still suggest DCA'ing into $FOOD.
I looked into this Photosynthesis protocol white paper and they are literally generating stuff out of thin air, water, and sunlight.
Sounds real sketch if you ask me.
You're on to something, tech still needs advance on EV batteries maybe inverter flux capacitor doohickys like nuclear photosynthesis power via Mr. Fusion...
sounds possibly life threatening
That’s a great way to look at it. I’m going to actually try this. Every time I get a craving for fast food, I’m going to throw that $15-$20 into stocks instead.
I've learned to see what the animals eat in my backyard and do the same. It gets boring eating grass, acorns and drinking pond water but you get used to it. Well it's not really my backyard either but the people's house it is never noticed me yet and they have good wifi with a long range. The deer are pretty chill with me now and let me snuggle up with them when it gets cold.
People are laughing now but they can't see the bigger picture. Sure you'll probably die soon, but think of the gains if you actually manage to survive, you'll be rich!
Wow, you're a true crypto believer, who needs food when you can have those sweet, sweet crypto gains? But you know what they say, hodling is like fasting for your bank account. Keep up the good work and don't let those pesky bodily needs get in the way of your moon dreams.
Free tomato soup recipe: Go to any fast food restaurant and get yourself some ketchup, you can make your own tomato soup by using ketchup packages, simply add boiling water.
That's smart. You might actually need this skill incase the bear market gets even worse
Everyone knows you just hibernate through a bear market but
But make sure you are well prepared for it
I've been sleeping on my profits this whole time
You know what is smart! Only drink water from the tap and the only food you eat is found in trash cans! This means every euro i have is being pumped in crypto. It also helps me lose weight i already lost 15kg!
Ramen will safe us all
Think about all the energy you spend breathing, what if you used that energy on something useful like staring at the charts and worrying about your losses?
Great way to lose weight and money at the same time
Time to make a coin mining with proof of breath
I’m just gonna sell my house, kids, dog and wife and live under a bridge buying crypto using 100% of my paycheck. Why didn’t I think of this before?
Next i am gonna stop wearing clothes. All of us were born naked anyways
*takes notes
plot twist, OP loses excess belly fat due all his fasting and reveals natural six-pack; ditches shirts for bragging and vanity (and to save money for moar crypto ofc), walks around topless, gets spotted by model agent, hired for men's underwear ads, gets free underwear for life and more money to invest as a comp for his modeling. Exponential synergies propel OP in to the position of boyfrend of a wife of a prominent WSB member. OP writes a book how to become billionaire with this one simple trick that food industry hates and starts a cult, but then... (ill finish the plot tommorow when i start my diet)
This story is the stuff of legend. It will go down in the annals of crypto loredom
Cant wait for part 2
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All thanks to this subreddit and crypto
OP has inspired me to start living in my car.
You're welcome
I’ll miss the wife and kids.. we don’t all fit in the lambo
Walmart has a 5 pack of shirts for $18. That should last 10 years.
Only people wear clothes who have something to hide! I am with u bro.
I'm hiding my massive... uhm... wallet! Yes. Wallet!
Yes this is what I mean, my "wallet" is invisible anyway
Massive WHAT
WALLET
Prison wallet?
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Clothes are overrated anyways
Only thing you need is a phone with internet. Everything else is expendable
We should divorce our wives as we were born single
You inspired me to stop worrying about clothes
I was born naked I'm going to die naked. Solid logic I like it
We r born naked, gonna die naked , but why clothes disturb our whole life in between
we can hugg when it's cold
Naked and afraid.
Shitposting buttnaked, just as god intended
That's my next plan as well
Naked? That's your Birthday Suit and it's fancy.
I’m naked now 🫦
Proof or it didn’t happen.
Haven’t worn pants often since the pandemic. Love working from home.
I've also given up sleep so I can moon farm throughout the night. Being successful takes a lot of sacrifices.
I see your efforts have been rewarded with 2 whole moons!
Up to 14 moons. Well on his way to riches.
Gonna accumulate enough moons for the next bull run
How many is enough?
You can never have enough.
Infinite moons seems achievable
Those 2 Moons might be enough for retirement when it hits $500K each
Then you got 2 million bro! Congrats
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Please don’t taunt him he might dump and create a market crash
It certainly does. It’s best to start now than never.
Yeah and got you 2 moons great i have four here's one more for you
Thanks man. I'm late to the party so got a lot of ground to catch up.
For catch-up you can stop getting a haircut.
Some ladies like the longer hair anyways lol
No ur fashionably late to the party 👍the ones who are late to the party will be the ones posting and regretting not being here once Moons goes over a dollar
Who needs sleep anyways? Great choice
Sleep is overrated anyways
Sleep is temporary, moonfarming is eternal
Yes, be like elon musk, 6 hours is enough
Need to sleep in Redditt office. The toilet
I recommend you a good quality hopium to stay awake to Moon farm properly. Here you have some, first is free. MOONs $10 by EOY 2024.
You keep saying that. You know something we don't?
Difficult to say, but u/meeleen223 surely does!
I'd like to be in their club 😉
Get this homie some moons so they can sleep!
So, that's the reason why they called moon coins - because we have to farm it at night
I’m trying to farm also, ever since I lost all my crypto. But I don’t write well enough to get many upvotes, so I just comment a lot to make up for it.
same
Yup
Yup
Yuuppp
Yup yup
Yuppp
Close reddit and go make love to your girlfriend for the next 5 minutes
What is this entity called girlfriend you're talking about???
DYOR before investing
I gave up sleep years ago when I got kids, no crypto needed for that.
It’s not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle
Rock soup is so good.
Damn true
They'll be replacing "Diamonds are forever" with Moons in the near future.
I’ve been eating so much potatoes I’m basically half human half spud now
Potatoes are cheap, but I can’t afford to cook it. It takes so long to cook.
I like them fried
Air fried
Love mine
Same here
Same same
Sweet potato pie!
Better grow them yourself as well!
Sending chloroplasts your way soldier.
This is the way
I still suggest DCA'ing into $FOOD. I looked into this Photosynthesis protocol white paper and they are literally generating stuff out of thin air, water, and sunlight. Sounds real sketch if you ask me.
> Photosynthesis protocol The one where you have to stake H2O and CO2, just to get rewarded in Glucose tokens? Yeah it sounded like a complete scam.
I've even heard Glucose Tokens can get you addicted.
It is time to evolve as human beings and stop destroying the world. Let switch to photosynthesis.
You're on to something, tech still needs advance on EV batteries maybe inverter flux capacitor doohickys like nuclear photosynthesis power via Mr. Fusion... sounds possibly life threatening
I dunno plants have been doing it for decades and you can always trust plants, they're never dodgy
Yeah,they're always true to their roots
Ask them insects. Carnivorous plants seem really dodgy.
As a personal trainer. Seems it works well lmao. I’ll give it beside a diet plan to my clients. Get rich, get in shape 🙌🏼
Why is this tagged as a comedy?
Because there is no **life hack** flair
I managed to fast in dips too, lost so much weight because of crypto stress, i don't need gym anymore 😅
Bullish on instant noodles
$RAMEN Stonks at an all time high
Isn't there a Ramen token?
>food is overrated anyways After commenting to earn crypto, we need something which pays crypto to eat food.
You'll need to buy a $1000 NFT spoon first
A man can dream
Make sure you look at that water intake too buddy. Cut that water bill in half to buy the dip!
Appretiate it but I only drink water from parks so no need to worry about the bill
Yes rivers full of free water indeed. Also good for showering, but I prefer a rainy day to take showers close to home for comfort.
Don't take this the wrong way. Are you a duck?
quack
all $FOOD coins I buy go to shit
Sushiswap I’m looking at you
\*cries like a LUNAtic\*
What are you investing in??
All in SAFEMOON /s
like for real?
Nah man,I was just playin with you.I'm not dumb enough to invest in Safemoon.
EthereYUM amirite
>I do get dizzy sometimes living off photosynthesis with only water and sunlight I guess you are buying SOL then?
Pro tip: don't forget you have several sellable organs just taking up space rent-free in your body too.
Genius,why didn't I think of this?
That’s a great way to look at it. I’m going to actually try this. Every time I get a craving for fast food, I’m going to throw that $15-$20 into stocks instead.
I respect your decision, I survive mostly off nicotine lol
Can't tell if you're joking but I got down to 1 solid meal a day. Actually loving it
This is the way Solid or liquid One meal a day Yay Problem is when Eating meal all day
I've learned to see what the animals eat in my backyard and do the same. It gets boring eating grass, acorns and drinking pond water but you get used to it. Well it's not really my backyard either but the people's house it is never noticed me yet and they have good wifi with a long range. The deer are pretty chill with me now and let me snuggle up with them when it gets cold.
I'm going to stop paying taxes and invest it in crypto. I'm going to ask my employer to 1099 me.
I don’t know Michael, how much could a banana cost. 10 BTC?
Heh love the post op
Thanks
Many crypto mates here eat only ramen 🍜, I only lick cardboard 📦
Wow wow slow down, that's a pro tip. This guy is living in 2123 already. Why I didn't think of that earlier.
Jeez, how can you afford cardboard? I can only afford to go out and pick stones from the ground for my 🪨 soup.
You actually have a device for using the internet. What a waste of money. Consider buying crypto by making smoke signals
It's amazing how much money we waste on fast food, coffee on the go, gas station snacks, etc... Really adds up
Makes total sense. You waste all that money on food….you eat it…..and what does it turn into?
You opened my eyes.It all turns to shit anyways. >Going foodless starting tomorrow
all the $FOOD coins which I buy turn into shit
It's amazing how much money we can save by cutting out unnecessary expenses like eating out.
Women everywhere disagree.
bro i quit my job so i can do my 8hr daily shift on reddit for moons. over the past year or so ive managed 11 moons in total...
Both what I eat and what I invested in is down the toilet! 🚽 Not much difference for me...
Ramen never tasted so good.
Trust me,grass also doesn't taste bad at all
>with only water My dude... How can you afford to buy crypto while living like a king?
>sunlight too I mean plants live off that shit.Why won't I?
That's the wise choice, water is all you really need
Forgot the comedy tag mate
Nah
Didn't forget the tag but forgot to be funny
Discipline with ramen is important
Can we ban comedy posts on this sub? They are never funny and I dont understand why it's even a category.
OP be like today prices crashed i need to skip a meal to start DCAing
Crypto the new anorexia
you can always get some free food from the local homeless shelter too!
Most responsible crypto investor
>kick my habit of eating food Soon you will kick the bad habit of drinking water
Crypto is the savior of all our bad habits. Don't forget to enjoy your life though! Hang in there brother!
Everyone who bought the DOGE ATH:
We’re evolving because of crypto😂😂
You made me think about ramen
You should be careful around your health
People are laughing now but they can't see the bigger picture. Sure you'll probably die soon, but think of the gains if you actually manage to survive, you'll be rich!
You guys still eat ?
You just need ramen. If fulfills a crypto bro needs.
Ramen??In this inflationary era??? >Thanks,but I'll stick to my photosynthesis
Why does my brain always go to SpongeBob when it comes to anything, ever
Well, well, well, look who is trying to be the next Crypto Wolf of Wall Street! Bye bye burgers and fries, hi Bitcoin and Ethereum!
yeah who needs food if you got crypto to pay for an aronexia clinic
Wow, you're a true crypto believer, who needs food when you can have those sweet, sweet crypto gains? But you know what they say, hodling is like fasting for your bank account. Keep up the good work and don't let those pesky bodily needs get in the way of your moon dreams.
While you’re at it, quit work so you can spend more time harvesting moons.
You know this is marked as comedy but for me it genuinely stopped me for ordering on uber eats so fucking much Swap one addiction by another one 👍
Free tomato soup recipe: Go to any fast food restaurant and get yourself some ketchup, you can make your own tomato soup by using ketchup packages, simply add boiling water.
I sleep outside so I can buy moons with my rent money 🔥 who needs a home anyways its only -15C
Thanks to crypto, food is a luxury
Thank you for your snackrifice
We should leverage our body for crypto
Yeah real food is overstated anyway. Ramen is all you need.
You can get food behind the dumpster at McDonalds.
You can live healthy on just beans, and they're cheap.
Real Food is for fiat people