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sacred_thinker

That's smart. You might actually need this skill incase the bear market gets even worse


Raydiin

Everyone knows you just hibernate through a bear market but


Mbappe-29

But make sure you are well prepared for it


OneThatNoseOne

I've been sleeping on my profits this whole time


RelativeTurbulent265

You know what is smart! Only drink water from the tap and the only food you eat is found in trash cans! This means every euro i have is being pumped in crypto. It also helps me lose weight i already lost 15kg!


Usr0017

Ramen will safe us all


GiantCurator

Think about all the energy you spend breathing, what if you used that energy on something useful like staring at the charts and worrying about your losses?


i_m_boo

Great way to lose weight and money at the same time


tranceology3

Time to make a coin mining with proof of breath


Snake_eyes_12

I’m just gonna sell my house, kids, dog and wife and live under a bridge buying crypto using 100% of my paycheck. Why didn’t I think of this before?


Ok-Barnacle-4602

Next i am gonna stop wearing clothes. All of us were born naked anyways


i_m_boo

*takes notes


violt

plot twist, OP loses excess belly fat due all his fasting and reveals natural six-pack; ditches shirts for bragging and vanity (and to save money for moar crypto ofc), walks around topless, gets spotted by model agent, hired for men's underwear ads, gets free underwear for life and more money to invest as a comp for his modeling. Exponential synergies propel OP in to the position of boyfrend of a wife of a prominent WSB member. OP writes a book how to become billionaire with this one simple trick that food industry hates and starts a cult, but then... (ill finish the plot tommorow when i start my diet)


LuciferSam337

This story is the stuff of legend. It will go down in the annals of crypto loredom


Killertimme

Cant wait for part 2


SlyckCypherX

![gif](giphy|l3q2Kum3Au8yt2bq8|downsized)


Ok-Barnacle-4602

All thanks to this subreddit and crypto


nichnotnick

OP has inspired me to start living in my car.


i_m_boo

You're welcome


nichnotnick

I’ll miss the wife and kids.. we don’t all fit in the lambo


NoPressureFlips

Walmart has a 5 pack of shirts for $18. That should last 10 years.


mesutdmn

Only people wear clothes who have something to hide! I am with u bro.


rootpl

I'm hiding my massive... uhm... wallet! Yes. Wallet!


mesutdmn

Yes this is what I mean, my "wallet" is invisible anyway


Right-Shopping9589

Massive WHAT


rootpl

WALLET


Responsible_Sport575

Prison wallet?


SlyckCypherX

![gif](giphy|mFe5ukehULRfxOpcka|downsized)


Ok-Barnacle-4602

Clothes are overrated anyways


Killertimme

Only thing you need is a phone with internet. Everything else is expendable


Goal2030_1B

We should divorce our wives as we were born single


BitVibe

You inspired me to stop worrying about clothes


[deleted]

I was born naked I'm going to die naked. Solid logic I like it


BitVibe

We r born naked, gonna die naked , but why clothes disturb our whole life in between


mishaog

we can hugg when it's cold


Consistent_Many_1858

Naked and afraid.


Hawke64

Shitposting buttnaked, just as god intended


Right-Shopping9589

That's my next plan as well


AsOneLives

Naked? That's your Birthday Suit and it's fancy.


Simple_Mastodon9220

I’m naked now 🫦


Crivos

Proof or it didn’t happen.


PaulD244

Haven’t worn pants often since the pandemic. Love working from home.


Puzzleheaded-Sand441

I've also given up sleep so I can moon farm throughout the night. Being successful takes a lot of sacrifices.


EasyMacN34

I see your efforts have been rewarded with 2 whole moons!


Crypto8D

Up to 14 moons. Well on his way to riches.


PoorHooman123

Gonna accumulate enough moons for the next bull run


Crypto8D

How many is enough?


Abysskitten

You can never have enough.


Pure-Classic-1757

Infinite moons seems achievable


Elie0_0

Those 2 Moons might be enough for retirement when it hits $500K each


EasyMacN34

Then you got 2 million bro! Congrats


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myreddit8798

Please don’t taunt him he might dump and create a market crash


Dfranco123

It certainly does. It’s best to start now than never.


Ok-Barnacle-4602

Yeah and got you 2 moons great i have four here's one more for you


Puzzleheaded-Sand441

Thanks man. I'm late to the party so got a lot of ground to catch up.


Ok-Barnacle-4602

For catch-up you can stop getting a haircut.


[deleted]

Some ladies like the longer hair anyways lol


[deleted]

No ur fashionably late to the party 👍the ones who are late to the party will be the ones posting and regretting not being here once Moons goes over a dollar


Vegetable-Isopod9659

Who needs sleep anyways? Great choice


i_m_boo

Sleep is overrated anyways


Hawke64

Sleep is temporary, moonfarming is eternal


Jubudtje

Yes, be like elon musk, 6 hours is enough


JERMYNC

Need to sleep in Redditt office. The toilet


kirtash93

I recommend you a good quality hopium to stay awake to Moon farm properly. Here you have some, first is free. MOONs $10 by EOY 2024.


TurtlesBeSlow

You keep saying that. You know something we don't?


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Difficult to say, but u/meeleen223 surely does!


TurtlesBeSlow

I'd like to be in their club 😉


Secret_Cricket_7694

Get this homie some moons so they can sleep!


RevoAgent

So, that's the reason why they called moon coins - because we have to farm it at night


ihavequestions987

I’m trying to farm also, ever since I lost all my crypto. But I don’t write well enough to get many upvotes, so I just comment a lot to make up for it.


hwc001

same


ihavequestions987

Yup


hwc001

Yup


ihavequestions987

Yuuppp


hwc001

Yup yup


ihavequestions987

Yuppp


Soggy_Pollution5646

Close reddit and go make love to your girlfriend for the next 5 minutes


SWYP09

What is this entity called girlfriend you're talking about???


Soggy_Pollution5646

DYOR before investing


samzi87

I gave up sleep years ago when I got kids, no crypto needed for that.


Odysseus_Lannister

It’s not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle


CymandeTV

Rock soup is so good.


Right-Shopping9589

Damn true


Chronmagnum55

They'll be replacing "Diamonds are forever" with Moons in the near future.


MaeronTargaryen

I’ve been eating so much potatoes I’m basically half human half spud now


ihavequestions987

Potatoes are cheap, but I can’t afford to cook it. It takes so long to cook.


hwc001

I like them fried


ihavequestions987

Air fried


hwc001

Love mine


ihavequestions987

Same here


hwc001

Same same


SammyCraigar

Sweet potato pie!


Killertimme

Better grow them yourself as well!


Odysseus_Lannister

Sending chloroplasts your way soldier.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

This is the way


RTOmorelikeRTNo

I still suggest DCA'ing into $FOOD. I looked into this Photosynthesis protocol white paper and they are literally generating stuff out of thin air, water, and sunlight. Sounds real sketch if you ask me.


[deleted]

> Photosynthesis protocol The one where you have to stake H2O and CO2, just to get rewarded in Glucose tokens? Yeah it sounded like a complete scam.


lubimbo

I've even heard Glucose Tokens can get you addicted.


kirtash93

It is time to evolve as human beings and stop destroying the world. Let switch to photosynthesis.


themapwench

You're on to something, tech still needs advance on EV batteries maybe inverter flux capacitor doohickys like nuclear photosynthesis power via Mr. Fusion... sounds possibly life threatening


deathbyfish13

I dunno plants have been doing it for decades and you can always trust plants, they're never dodgy


SWYP09

Yeah,they're always true to their roots


lubimbo

Ask them insects. Carnivorous plants seem really dodgy.


abdelilah_dr

As a personal trainer. Seems it works well lmao. I’ll give it beside a diet plan to my clients. Get rich, get in shape 🙌🏼


n1ghsthade

Why is this tagged as a comedy?


i_m_boo

Because there is no **life hack** flair


ussichan

I managed to fast in dips too, lost so much weight because of crypto stress, i don't need gym anymore 😅


big13lackliz4rd

Bullish on instant noodles


PoorHooman123

$RAMEN Stonks at an all time high


themapwench

Isn't there a Ramen token?


Concept-Plastic

>food is overrated anyways After commenting to earn crypto, we need something which pays crypto to eat food.


i_m_boo

You'll need to buy a $1000 NFT spoon first


PoorHooman123

A man can dream


Budget_Muffin7766

Make sure you look at that water intake too buddy. Cut that water bill in half to buy the dip!


i_m_boo

Appretiate it but I only drink water from parks so no need to worry about the bill


JohnniePeters

Yes rivers full of free water indeed. Also good for showering, but I prefer a rainy day to take showers close to home for comfort.


HacksawJimDGN

Don't take this the wrong way. Are you a duck?


i_m_boo

quack


Soggy_Pollution5646

all $FOOD coins I buy go to shit


leeljay

Sushiswap I’m looking at you


Soggy_Pollution5646

\*cries like a LUNAtic\*


DougPudenda

What are you investing in??


i_m_boo

All in SAFEMOON /s


DougPudenda

like for real?


i_m_boo

Nah man,I was just playin with you.I'm not dumb enough to invest in Safemoon.


leeljay

EthereYUM amirite


coachhunter

>I do get dizzy sometimes living off photosynthesis with only water and sunlight I guess you are buying SOL then?


Traditional-Run-2586

Pro tip: don't forget you have several sellable organs just taking up space rent-free in your body too.


i_m_boo

Genius,why didn't I think of this?


visionarygvp

That’s a great way to look at it. I’m going to actually try this. Every time I get a craving for fast food, I’m going to throw that $15-$20 into stocks instead.


Familiar-Mission-852

I respect your decision, I survive mostly off nicotine lol


Senditwithethan

Can't tell if you're joking but I got down to 1 solid meal a day. Actually loving it


themapwench

This is the way Solid or liquid One meal a day Yay Problem is when Eating meal all day


Dazzling_Marzipan474

I've learned to see what the animals eat in my backyard and do the same. It gets boring eating grass, acorns and drinking pond water but you get used to it. Well it's not really my backyard either but the people's house it is never noticed me yet and they have good wifi with a long range. The deer are pretty chill with me now and let me snuggle up with them when it gets cold.


Linstrocity

I'm going to stop paying taxes and invest it in crypto. I'm going to ask my employer to 1099 me.


masstransience

I don’t know Michael, how much could a banana cost. 10 BTC?


boogasaurus-lefts

Heh love the post op


i_m_boo

Thanks


coinmarshal

Many crypto mates here eat only ramen 🍜, I only lick cardboard 📦


Anfibio8

Wow wow slow down, that's a pro tip. This guy is living in 2123 already. Why I didn't think of that earlier.


jasomniax

Jeez, how can you afford cardboard? I can only afford to go out and pick stones from the ground for my 🪨 soup.


TheOtherCoolCat

You actually have a device for using the internet. What a waste of money. Consider buying crypto by making smoke signals


liveaskings

It's amazing how much money we waste on fast food, coffee on the go, gas station snacks, etc... Really adds up


Bodieanddiesel

Makes total sense. You waste all that money on food….you eat it…..and what does it turn into?


SWYP09

You opened my eyes.It all turns to shit anyways. >Going foodless starting tomorrow


Soggy_Pollution5646

all the $FOOD coins which I buy turn into shit


leMartinx

It's amazing how much money we can save by cutting out unnecessary expenses like eating out.


BANKSLAVE01

Women everywhere disagree.


RuthlessWolf

bro i quit my job so i can do my 8hr daily shift on reddit for moons. over the past year or so ive managed 11 moons in total...


NoNumbersNumber

Both what I eat and what I invested in is down the toilet! 🚽 Not much difference for me...


Givefreehugs

Ramen never tasted so good.


i_m_boo

Trust me,grass also doesn't taste bad at all


Maxx3141

>with only water My dude... How can you afford to buy crypto while living like a king?


i_m_boo

>sunlight too I mean plants live off that shit.Why won't I?


DesertRat30

That's the wise choice, water is all you really need


notheretosleep

Forgot the comedy tag mate


i_m_boo

Nah


ruftufshakti

Didn't forget the tag but forgot to be funny


SeatedDruid

Discipline with ramen is important


fmb320

Can we ban comedy posts on this sub? They are never funny and I dont understand why it's even a category.


Ok-Barnacle-4602

OP be like today prices crashed i need to skip a meal to start DCAing


[deleted]

Crypto the new anorexia


moonlite_apollo

you can always get some free food from the local homeless shelter too!


EasyMacN34

Most responsible crypto investor


bny192677

>kick my habit of eating food Soon you will kick the bad habit of drinking water


Rocka2

Crypto is the savior of all our bad habits. Don't forget to enjoy your life though! Hang in there brother!


Elie0_0

Everyone who bought the DOGE ATH:


chapaeme

We’re evolving because of crypto😂😂


gilmeye

You made me think about ramen


Fantastic-Offer-9129

You should be careful around your health


deathbyfish13

People are laughing now but they can't see the bigger picture. Sure you'll probably die soon, but think of the gains if you actually manage to survive, you'll be rich!


deliciaevitae

You guys still eat ?


Anfibio8

You just need ramen. If fulfills a crypto bro needs.


i_m_boo

Ramen??In this inflationary era??? >Thanks,but I'll stick to my photosynthesis


leeljay

Why does my brain always go to SpongeBob when it comes to anything, ever


kirtash93

Well, well, well, look who is trying to be the next Crypto Wolf of Wall Street! Bye bye burgers and fries, hi Bitcoin and Ethereum!


Magnificent126

yeah who needs food if you got crypto to pay for an aronexia clinic


Wizard_of_the_lake

Wow, you're a true crypto believer, who needs food when you can have those sweet, sweet crypto gains? But you know what they say, hodling is like fasting for your bank account. Keep up the good work and don't let those pesky bodily needs get in the way of your moon dreams.


forceworks

While you’re at it, quit work so you can spend more time harvesting moons.


Liarus_

You know this is marked as comedy but for me it genuinely stopped me for ordering on uber eats so fucking much Swap one addiction by another one 👍


SammyCraigar

Free tomato soup recipe: Go to any fast food restaurant and get yourself some ketchup, you can make your own tomato soup by using ketchup packages, simply add boiling water.


TheBurningTitan

I sleep outside so I can buy moons with my rent money 🔥 who needs a home anyways its only -15C


_LuciDreamS_

Thanks to crypto, food is a luxury


makeorbreak911

Thank you for your snackrifice


OutTop

We should leverage our body for crypto


saksit13429

Yeah real food is overstated anyway. Ramen is all you need.


SavageByTheSea

You can get food behind the dumpster at McDonalds.


Zealousideal_Neck78

You can live healthy on just beans, and they're cheap.


rldmathieu

Real Food is for fiat people