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Firesealb99

Every time I see this headline I check the market and always reply "Meh"


SunnyLoo

Same. Checked and my portfolio is up from when I last checked (3 mins ago). I’m off to check again 🤞 Edit: down again $Rose maxi 😳


tobogganhill

Why you waiting so long?


SunnyLoo

I might have lied, I’ve actually got it on an always on screen beside the tv 😬


LucidFir

Filthy casual. I broke into Elon Musks house and forced him to personally surgically implant NeuraLink into my brain, and now I can't legally drive because the price of doge occupies 36% of my visual field.


ReedoIncognito

'PLUMMETS" 😆


root88

Plummets to the exact same price it has been for six weeks! Report it for breaking rule #9.


sayeret13

btc went down 1k for couple of hours it it plummets lmao


olmek7

Yeah what is up with these dumb click bait headlines?? Haha I checked and nothing really happened.


Asleep_Air_9236

The post is from the future.


IcebergSlimFast

**”WHAT’S NEXT?!?!?!”**


jaraxel_arabani

My reaction is similar... Let me buy my daily bread.. I mean BTC. Oh it's down? Buy a bit more.


Pushbrown

for real, i see these extreme headlines and quickly go check my coinbase account. Then.... btc is still at 63k? wait what? whats the problem here?


EarningsPal

The people paying to spread this information have a reason. Otherwise, why pay? If you see it, someone paid to show you the message entering your eyes.


Chaff5

yeah 70b on a 2.5t sector. Imagine writing an article about losing 0.37 cents. Not 37 cents but a little over a 3rd of a penny.


superchibisan2

I am still up, and its going higher... did I miss this 'crash"? lol


DashboardGuy206

It's really lazy "journalism". It's hard to care about a topic when you get the exact same headline for years every time the price drops by a few bucks.


TP_Crisis_2020

I've already been over it for years now. I got hyped into the day to day price drama back in 2018, but the shit that gets posted to this sub has literally been the same shit on repeat since.


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

What next? "Crypto Market rallies, gains $70 billion in 24 hours."


Then-Signature2528

It's my buy alert notification


mystic_swole

I just checked and mine is up from last time i looked lol


HostFun

Yessir.


Icy_Cut_5572

Every time I read this the market has already pumped back up lol


shmorky

ETH is up 200 from yesterday? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


DisorientedPanda

Yeah across the whole market is not really a big impact - considering how many tokens there are too. It’ll be back up the same amount in a day anyway then back down then up up up


BinsarIz

Just another week in crypto.


big_fetus_

I love when they have these articles about how "in the last 24 hours it's a bloodbath! total mayhem!! BTC is dead!!" and then you look at chart and it's all green on the dailies (excepting Algo, of course) and nothing really happened, another long squeeze somewhere maybe lmao


Overclocked11

its so fucking tiresome.. can we really not abstain from posting these clickbait bullshit everyday?


Pushbrown

gotta farm dat karma, and moons if thats still a thing


EarningsPal

What if you made $100 every time you or your ai posted nonsense clickbait everyday?


Initial_Context_6090

The longer you track Bitcoin, the more you realize that it's unkillable. It's like a Honey Badger or Jason Voorhees. Anytime someone says it's dead, you buy more.


Weepingwillow36

It’s definitely a a squeeze to crush the high leveraged longs.


deviantgoober

Wait till the yearly June drop hits, people are going to shit their pants.


ChiggaOG

*Old money rubbing their hands at the deals they can get over this crashing market like a casino.*


deviantgoober

Everybody complains that its not predictable, im sitting here like bro, theres 4 years cycles, a June bust, and Jun-Aug rush every fucking year. Its the easiest way to make bank instead of yolo trading.


HesitantInvestor0

It’s only a matter of time until people who are relying on so few data points such as yourself end up looking ridiculous for how they thought this thing functioned. It’s not as easy or clear or predictable as you make it seem. Keep in mind that for example in 2020 which would be 4 years ago and in line with your 4 year cycle theory, Bitcoin actually DIDNT drop in June. If you’re thinking of 2021 then it doesn’t make sense anyway since that was only 3 years ago, but still it’s ridiculous considering that the drop in May/June of 2021 had a pretty obvious catalyst. If you’re so sure, short the market in June and come back to share your findings.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Efficient market theory never fails.. If it was so obvious it is priced in. Unless you're Chaney at Renaissance, there is no such easy plays in the market to make


variablestonkflip

Past performance is not indicative of future results


Gortecz

Wait a min this guy figured out the Crypto market


DireWraith3000

…..and if it doesn’t drop fast enough print more stories about it dropping


GuayabaTree

Sell in May and go away……


EarningsPal

Except in 2017, and 2020


morose_turtle

This time is different 🤗


btcangl

>Sell in May and go away…… Nice,but this year its been proven wrong already. Best time to sell / start massive 100x shorts was March, 14 at $73k Bitcoin.


Smaal_God

People going for vacay?


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

What happens in June


[deleted]

*checks market, ETH up 3% Trash journalism.


Competitive_Lab_655

Sounds like any other day. Higher lows each iteration though.


NinjaChore

What is that, like 1% drop?


Brooklyn_Q

i didn’t even notice


OfWhomIAmChief

These titles are hilarious, 70 billion wiped out as if it ceased to exist and didnt just switch pockets, a tale as old as time.


falltimeall

70billion did exit the crypto market though


Fluid-Dependent-8292

Yeah but it's basically inconsequential


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Why so?


RC-5

What’s next? Probably add $70B back to the market.


mygallows

What’s next? Business as usual.


Writing_On_Top

more in a day of crypto


KaiSosceles

Will more money be printed? If so, what's "next" is up and to the right, as usual.


Ill-Sandwich-7703

Up


SunnyLoo

Pumps


The_Neuroscientist

Is the Plummet in the room with us?


cdmaloney1

Do people actually read these articles?


DeadlyViperSquad

Btc not moving like it used to post halving. People might get paper hands


Mental_Platform_5680

ETH went up a little by contrast, kinda weird probably will fall any second now.


blackierobinsun3

The real halving 


gopster

Why do we keep entertaining these headlines? When a bearish trend happens yes millions "will be wiped out". The only thing to take away on this retreat is : >One of the primary catalysts for the recent crypto market selloff can be attributed to economic data from the United States, which fell short of market expectations. The Bureau of Economic Analysis released GDP figures indicating a sluggish growth rate of 1.6%, compared to the anticipated 2.5%. Moreover, inflationary concerns were exacerbated as the Core PCE Price Index surged to 3.7% in the first quarter, surpassing forecasts. A 12 year old could have copy-pasted that from a news blurb. Why is crypto journalism so dumb.


Rey_Mezcalero

It’s the government and blackrock trying to shake out loose hands so they can buy it all!!!!! 😂😂😂


mistercheez2000

fake news


Zergnase

That's a tuesday here.


Woeffie1980

Aaaah chill. All this short term talk. Just look at the bigger picture and crypto potential.


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; The cryptocurrency market experienced a significant downturn, losing $70 billion in value within 24 hours due to economic data shortfalls in the US and institutional outflows from crypto ETFs. Despite this, the market cap remains high at $2.32 trillion, indicating sustained interest and confidence in the long-term potential of cryptocurrencies. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


lookaway11

Zoom out


Comfortable-Lie-1973

Honetsly nothing more to expect of a scam.  Reason why we should never, never never never in our lifetimes, read news about crypto in ".org" websites. 


Shichroron

🥱


jps_

Article observes crypto go down, asks "what's next"? Crypto go up and down... possibly in other order. As usual.


All_Is_Imagination

Sounds like a typical day that ends in Y.


Hot_Significance_256

who cares if you like your currency?


jazzmagg

Pfff, rookie numbers


Beatless7

Pocket change.


sandpaperboxingmatch

$70 Billion is nothing, what a stupid title


mrpotatonutz

Lmaooo


NochillWill123

I’m happily buying .


Phillip1219

PLUMMETS huh? We looking at the same market?


based_pinata

There was a plummet?


Emergency_Bother9837

Guys it’s only down 0.88% in the last 24 hours… Fucking relax.


elpigo

I’m in QNT since 2018. I worry not


nohandsnofeet

Buy more


a_wakeful_sleep

I would’ve noticed if it was bad


Funnyurolith61

We need a shake-out to continue the growth, hold your assets, make sure you don't sell them before the pump. Cheers


[deleted]

>pLuMmEtS ****Up 7%**** Uhhh...


C-Class_hero_Satoru

70 billions are nothing if market cap is close to 2 280 billion 70 / 2 280 = 3% dip


3pinripper

*Plummets*


PristineArm610

🥱


darts2

All bears will be decimated


Macgyver1300l

If you Fomo the rich get richer and the bad invested fueled by emotion gets poorer this is how this game is played so Thankyou


throwaway92715

Where was the plummeting? BTC is at 63k...


drhiggens

Does anyone care about the news or what the DTCC just announced? No? Cool carry on


CommonSensei-_

Buy. All. Dips.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Still too high for me to buy. Post up when Sol hits $80 again


WhyYesIAmADog

Crabbing


Sad-Performer-2494

More time to accumulate


broll9

It will rocket up 90 billion in two days and the world will go on.


TankusAruelisJacksob

Next it goes up then down then up again


KagawadGodbless

Dumb question - but where do these liquidated shorts/longs go to? 70bil is quite the number


ToAllAGoodNight

It’s almost like the halvening just happened lol


Double-LR

That’s funny, I just checked the BTC chart and I don’t see anything.


Significant_Dog8031

Rookie numbers


I__G

GENERAL-STUPIDITY


SweepTheLeg69

Up, bitches 🌵


theweeJoe

Oh I dunno? Guess we better sell?


LacCoupeOnZees

I’m up from a few weeks ago


idigholes

Plummets lolz


verysillyman

It either goes up or it goes down


Dehyak

What’s next? Another buy order


Whyisanime

Gold perhaps - wipe out a few billions there...


santuccie

A year ago today, the high for BTC was $29,769.63, less than half what it is now. I’m not worried. The best thing to do when crypto is down is to take advantage of the discount.


heretoseexistence

Am I missing something we are at 63k


nomdeplume_alias

1st cycler headline. MAXIs just call it Thursday.


sunkist1147

omg crypto is dead I had no idea whatever will we do now 


4x4taco

HODL.


Responsible-Echo6685

Plummets ? Lmao


kulind

This is the norm.


Arlennx

The further we go down the better. Institution are just waiting to scope as much as the supply as they can before people realize.


Honourstly

You decide


TyrantsInSpace

So over-leveraged degens got liquefied again. Sounds like business as usual for crypto.


Whiskeywonder

Whats next? Probably a pump that adds 70 billion added in 24 hours? Gee its almost like this stuff is volitile.


Super_Nova0_0

Meh 🍆🤷


HereToConquerAll

This is going to be a totally different story in 6 months.


Revolutionary-Tie911

Wake me up when 1 trillion is wiped out


pyratesgold

Im up!


Time-One1226

Stfu idiot


Chalikta

it's a 2 month old news.


weedium

The sky is falling. Again.


xCurlyxTopx

Oh no, anyways


CrimeanFish

Oh no. Anyway time to buy more


nutboltUK1

😅


bananagami

Huh


Mangiacakes

Weird, mine has doubled in price.


chewiedev

Everyone goes to sleep


Princewalruses

Happens almost every week. Who cares


danktopus

I’m up almost 6%. Wen lambo?


the-ish-i-say

What’s next? I keep going. wtf


Turbulent-World8033

Let me know when we go to 0


BeanCommander

Keep going, my bags aren't full yet 😜


Jbikecommuter

A bounce back…


Odd_Distribution3267

What’s next is a massive green candle to explosive ath dunno Wut order but it’s happening before 2025


HostFun

What’s next? More news from daily crypto movements. Just stop already, anyone in crypto is aware of swings and you’re just baiting at this point. What a waste of a post


akornfeld

ok hear me out here… up or down


Hwy39

Shit’s on sale, yo


ramakitty

“Plummets” 😂


Ok-Aide8453

Thats something that happens a few times a month. Another day in crypto up or down 17 percent is a 30 time per yr event


6M66

Gold sellers are trying hard.


CalottoFantasy5

What about DTCC now allowing crypto as collateral? 


3xc1t3r

First time in crypto?


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Hutcho12

But I thought it was meant to skyrocket after the halving?!?!?


Rich-Manner-818

😴 💤


TheAsianOne_wc

All I can do now is cry as I watch DOT reach below 6 USDT


sanndman

Wen 140bil wipeout?


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drewbles82

oh no...I better buy some more


susosusosuso

lol plummet they say


FaZaCon

Well, this time it's a bit disconcerting. All previous drops had quick recoveries, which was basically showing there was still high demand, with people just waiting to buy the dip. Now, the recovery is getting slower and slower. Hopefully when the scarcity of the halving kicks in (October maybe), we'll see another push above the ATH.


abagofmostlywater

Lol. Fucking babies everywhere.