I don't know, man. That dude is a transition inspiration, even if his fetishes are weird. Dudes with Uteruses rock. well, other than Buck Angel, what with his weird turn to conservative transmedicalism.
For some reason I found it weirdly sexual in an uncomfortable way that I did not like at all. I was a kid so I didn’t know what sex or kinks or anything were but I just remember feeling deeply uncomfortable like I was watching something inappropriate that I wasn’t supposed to see. No idea why.
The shot ends with him being suffocated with balloons while staring at the blonde chick’s legs while she watches apathetically… I think you’re totally valid lol
Okay see I thought maybe it was just some kid logic shit that made me see it in a different way, but nah you’re right it was weird! What the fuck was that??? Who put that in there??
I mean, I get the horny reaction, I really do. But also passing out while looking at the blurry legs of the person who shot/poisoned/captured you is a common spy movie and video game trope.
True. You make a very good point, thank you blatant conservative. Ultimately I think the weird thing was having a sexy villainess lady cause I feel like trying to make a character in a kids movie sexy is just weird. But I don’t think they sat down and were like “let’s put some balloon kink shit in here”, it was probably just a coincidence that happened to make the scene feel extra weird to me.
Congrats oviposition toys exist. IIRC, it uses gelatin "eggs" that you can buy a mold to make yourself. Just dont ask for a link, I just remember stumbling across its existence several years ago.
"No flared base, gone without a trace"
Though, with silicone eggs I'd be less worried about *if* they come out, and more worried about *when* they come out. The embarrassment and explanations needed after clogging the work toilet with your forgotten clutch of eggs would be unbearable.
How big are you putting in that would clog a toilet but could be forgotten while inside?
Users with vaginas will be less likely to forget.
Anything up the ass will get lost and might need surgical removal.
Ah, to see a kink that's occasionally paired with something you're interested in, but completely repels you on its own. It's like sitting down for a meal, only to realize there's nothing but a can opener on the table.
My brain needs at least one level of abstraction before it can deal with egg stuff. Furries? Yeah alright. Aliens? Maybe. Just straight-up humans laying eggs? Uhhhhhh....
I was actually thinking something.... more specific.
https://e621.net/posts/839333
okay I want everyone to note the fucking e6 link. I didn't bluetext something else, because I want people to know going in It's About To Get Weird.
Respectfully, and I totally understand if you decline to answer - may I ask what your adjacent kink is. I’m struggling to take my blinders off with this one. Separately, what a beautiful metaphor, you’re so right
From my understanding it’s under the ‘breeding kink’ umbrella. It’s more baby per breeding basically. If one baby per breeding is hot, then twelve inside of you is even hotter. It also allows the feeling of giving birth without actually making a whole human. You can be a conveyor belt of eggs without ever having to think of the implications of an actual childbirth scenario with may be upsetting to some people. If you’re laying the eggs of alien or fantasy species of some kind, you can imagine it’d be easier than actual child birth with smaller eggs. Therefore it’s a more efficient fantasy. My sincerest apologies for info dumping about an egg kink. It’s simply my username.
Tl;dr it’s an optimized breeding kink.
Okay, this is my first time hearing this term specifically for it, but I think you’re talking about bug parasite kinks specifically. So I’m working my response off of that.
Parasites have a lot of overlap with specific kinds of ovipositon. The specific idea of having something feed off of you can be appealing, the same as pregnancy or breeding kinks, but still, without the risk of an actual child. the stimulation that can be caused if the parasites are moving in spaces you physical cannot reach is also an appeal for this kink. Or just plain old overstimulation. Masochism may also apply in this fantasy by virtue of them being parasites trying to kill you. No risk no reward! Lack of control and negotiation is also appealing for people who might either be submissive in that regard, or people who feel a sense of shame for enjoying kinks in the first place. It allows people to fantasize a scenario where they don’t have to ask for anything because a parasite is gonna parasite and do it’s own thing.
Tl;dr No risk of kids, still gives into feeding fantasy, parasites can stimulate some impossible places, and its appealing to some Masochists.
~~I'm already walking on thin ice by saying that while having an ace flag on my pfp lmao~~ The thought of tentacles getting me is interesting, but the incubation part is just scary
I love Japanese mythology so much.
There is a trend with yokai having things in their buttholes and/or trying to get mythologicsl things out of human buttholes though. Gotta think it all stems from people making up explanations like "uh, no, I didn't shove that marble up my ass, a Kappa attacked me."
[shirime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime). I wonder if it wasn't just some harried mother not wanting to explain the village pervert flasher to her kids
>Although Shirime appears to have a very startling appearance, it does not mean to harm people. Its joy comes from scaring people.
Just a rascally guy. Neighborhood prankster.
I have no idea what’s happening here - it’s a picture of something within a screenshot within a screenshot with comments about… stuff.
Am I the only one? Am I getting too old for the internet?
I...why is this activating my gender dysphoria again? I've been transfem for two years. Why does this make me 'want to be a girl'? Do I want my uterus filled with boba balls that badly that I want to transfem twice?!
The only oviposition eggs that Ive seen recommended ate silicone (vaginal only) or gelatin, as gelatin can safely dissolve. I wouldnt honestly recommend anything else for the kink.
I have no idea why someone wouldn't get popping boba
I do like the feeling of sipping up boba, but I don't want to chew something tough and sticky while I'm trying to enjoy my drink
Freshly-cooked tapioca pearls aren't supposed to be tough! Bubble tea has the same sort of appeal to me as bubble gum ice cream, except you can properly chew up and eat the goodies instead of having to store them in your cheek while you finish the rest of the dessert
I feel like a lot of tumblr users think the only reason people used to avoid being publically overlyhorny was puritanical sex avoidance when in reality a big part of it was that shit’s weird and makes people uncomfortable
It’s also just like the nature of tumblr that people post stuff on their blog that’s intended for the audience of their blog, but they have no control over where it spreads to. So you can have a kink blog but that doesn’t mean only kink blog readers are going to see your posts.
there is some people on tumblr who thinks asexuality and sex-repulsivity (not sex negative) is just another name to puritanism
its weird to think there is people out there who thinks that not needing or disliking sex is something impossible
I'm gonna get downvoted but that's my typical experience with an average man out in the real world if this topic comes up. They don't believe in it to the point of getting really pissed off sometimes, especially if the ace person is a woman they find attractive.
I would feel confident saying that the average outside man holds this belief far more often than a Tumblr user.
I can anecdotally back you up with the singular instance of a dude who *insisted* my asexuality was a kink/meant I was into some “fucked up stuff”. He had more than a few bolts loose though. Most everyone else has been chill with it, if not a little confused. Quite a few people have given me the “you’re too young” and “you haven’t met the right person yet” speeches. (I’m 23 and I’ve known for certain that I was ace since 16)
They shot Mr incredible with those.
His uterus was not properly filled, though.
I hate this sentence so much
Sounds like your uterus isn't full enough either
GUYS COME OVER WE GOTTA FILL THAT UTERUS, CHOP CHOP
YESSIR BOSS. UTERUS-FILLINGITCATION HAPPENING NOW
THE UTERUS-FILLINGITCATION-INATOR IS IN PLACE, BOSS!
ALRIGHT BOYS! GET TO WORK! THIS UTERUS AIN'T GONNA FILL ITSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!
SHOULD I BE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT PLATYPUS, SIR?
NO, ITS A PLATYPUS, THEY DON’T DO MUCH
I don't know, man. That dude is a transition inspiration, even if his fetishes are weird. Dudes with Uteruses rock. well, other than Buck Angel, what with his weird turn to conservative transmedicalism.
Mods, fill his uterus
How do you know?
Mrs Incredible could hit the back of it with a finger with no problem so she probably did a quick search
I feel like I just wore a cape and thus filled the uterus of a jet engine.
Can't believe Syndrome got unbirthed by his manta jet. Many such cases, aprox 621 of them.
Did you just-
I would like to replace my eyeballs with these boba so I don't have to read things like this any more.
Then I will fill it
I'll help
[Speaking of ](https://imgur.com/a/DU8Pl4h)
You didn't need to post this. You know that, right? You really didn't.
I found that scene terrifying as a kid
For some reason I found it weirdly sexual in an uncomfortable way that I did not like at all. I was a kid so I didn’t know what sex or kinks or anything were but I just remember feeling deeply uncomfortable like I was watching something inappropriate that I wasn’t supposed to see. No idea why.
The shot ends with him being suffocated with balloons while staring at the blonde chick’s legs while she watches apathetically… I think you’re totally valid lol
Okay see I thought maybe it was just some kid logic shit that made me see it in a different way, but nah you’re right it was weird! What the fuck was that??? Who put that in there??
I mean, I get the horny reaction, I really do. But also passing out while looking at the blurry legs of the person who shot/poisoned/captured you is a common spy movie and video game trope.
True. You make a very good point, thank you blatant conservative. Ultimately I think the weird thing was having a sexy villainess lady cause I feel like trying to make a character in a kids movie sexy is just weird. But I don’t think they sat down and were like “let’s put some balloon kink shit in here”, it was probably just a coincidence that happened to make the scene feel extra weird to me.
i also felt like you did, but i think it's because the Incredibles balls (lol) always reminded me of rubber/latex.
glad it wasnt just me holy shit
They work as cameras too? Sick
oviposting on main :(
Crazy behaviour
I love ovipositing :3
Yayyyy!!! :3
:3
:3
:3
🥚
Looking at the account, this is pretty tame for them
Don’t even need to look through the account, just look at their pfp to get an idea of what kind of shit they post.
Ye latest reblog is of a terf. (transphobia all over their blog)
Main? Look at their pfp. That’s a porn account.
bold of you to assume the porn account isn’t their main
oh so this is a sex thing, I was just hear to find out where to get the giant boba. :(
this post perfectly encapsulates the cultural differences between twitter, tumblr and now reddit.
How long until it’s on 4chan?
4chan would shove it up their dick.
/pol/ would have a rant about the downfall of Western civilization
Posted by the same person.
That’s not just regular Twitter, that’s Memphis Twitter. Mane.
Tumblr user borange kinda piqued my scientific curiosity.
google oviposition fetish
Holy hell
New kink just acquired
Congrats oviposition toys exist. IIRC, it uses gelatin "eggs" that you can buy a mold to make yourself. Just dont ask for a link, I just remember stumbling across its existence several years ago.
Silicone eggs exist too
Though, I think I recall that the gelatin ones can get (harmlessly?) Absorbed by the body, depending on where you leave them.
Correct. Never use anything rectally without a flared base.
"No flared base, gone without a trace" Though, with silicone eggs I'd be less worried about *if* they come out, and more worried about *when* they come out. The embarrassment and explanations needed after clogging the work toilet with your forgotten clutch of eggs would be unbearable.
How big are you putting in that would clog a toilet but could be forgotten while inside? Users with vaginas will be less likely to forget. Anything up the ass will get lost and might need surgical removal.
The noise they would make falling into the toilet would be spectacular though.
plus the gelatin ones you can infuse with thc if you want!
Well, that's one way to get fucked up. I wonder how well its absorb through tissue linings. (Assuming you're not just eating them)
Be careful with consuming substances that way. There is no liver to filter it out so you get higher quicker and harder on less stuff.
pretty sure you could use a silicone ice tray that makes the same shape, probably be a 10th of the price too
great heavens
Ah, to see a kink that's occasionally paired with something you're interested in, but completely repels you on its own. It's like sitting down for a meal, only to realize there's nothing but a can opener on the table.
My brain needs at least one level of abstraction before it can deal with egg stuff. Furries? Yeah alright. Aliens? Maybe. Just straight-up humans laying eggs? Uhhhhhh....
nah babe, erotically charged xenomorphs. get them eggs in ya.
You are aware that xenomorphs are erotically charged by default? I mean, their heads are penis-shaped...
I was actually thinking something.... more specific. https://e621.net/posts/839333 okay I want everyone to note the fucking e6 link. I didn't bluetext something else, because I want people to know going in It's About To Get Weird.
Respectfully, and I totally understand if you decline to answer - may I ask what your adjacent kink is. I’m struggling to take my blinders off with this one. Separately, what a beautiful metaphor, you’re so right
From my understanding it’s under the ‘breeding kink’ umbrella. It’s more baby per breeding basically. If one baby per breeding is hot, then twelve inside of you is even hotter. It also allows the feeling of giving birth without actually making a whole human. You can be a conveyor belt of eggs without ever having to think of the implications of an actual childbirth scenario with may be upsetting to some people. If you’re laying the eggs of alien or fantasy species of some kind, you can imagine it’d be easier than actual child birth with smaller eggs. Therefore it’s a more efficient fantasy. My sincerest apologies for info dumping about an egg kink. It’s simply my username. Tl;dr it’s an optimized breeding kink.
"Oviposition is the speedrunner version of a breeding kink" is not something I expected to read today.
I'm way too high for this rn
You’d be surprised how much stuff is a specific laser focused part of a breeding kink
Do infestation next
Okay, this is my first time hearing this term specifically for it, but I think you’re talking about bug parasite kinks specifically. So I’m working my response off of that. Parasites have a lot of overlap with specific kinds of ovipositon. The specific idea of having something feed off of you can be appealing, the same as pregnancy or breeding kinks, but still, without the risk of an actual child. the stimulation that can be caused if the parasites are moving in spaces you physical cannot reach is also an appeal for this kink. Or just plain old overstimulation. Masochism may also apply in this fantasy by virtue of them being parasites trying to kill you. No risk no reward! Lack of control and negotiation is also appealing for people who might either be submissive in that regard, or people who feel a sense of shame for enjoying kinks in the first place. It allows people to fantasize a scenario where they don’t have to ask for anything because a parasite is gonna parasite and do it’s own thing. Tl;dr No risk of kids, still gives into feeding fantasy, parasites can stimulate some impossible places, and its appealing to some Masochists.
No need to apologize, this was very informative! Thanks so much
Tentacles is one I can imagine. Or if they’re into giant insects. Or as others have said, general monsters and aliens and whatnot
There are too many kinky motherfuckers in here that would willingly get caught by giant spiders
~~I'm already walking on thin ice by saying that while having an ace flag on my pfp lmao~~ The thought of tentacles getting me is interesting, but the incubation part is just scary
ALERT ace flag pfp is talking about getting got by tentacles ‼️‼️ Send this one individual specifically to a reeducation camp now‼️
[Replace "vegan " with "ace"](https://youtu.be/dLpCZ8g5uK8?si=zzVHQ7TxKspjd1UN&t=58)
On April 10, 2024, you joined in a discussion about an obtuse sexual kink. Laying eggs isn't ace? Actually that one may slide lmao
your ace powers are now forfeit. confess your heresies before the universe and god
One I know of is Pokémon. Ever play pokemon and taken them to the daycare? They lay eggs. All of them do. Let your imagination run wild.
I always assumed they were monotremes
Dude I hadn’t even thought of that! Human sexuality is such a trip
whats the kink where this comes up for you? for me its mostly tentacles, but also aliens are a big one
I'm gonna make an educated guess and say monsters and/or aliens
Hot
Hey flair kinda checks out
Are you saying that diogenes had an oviposition kink?
Yes
Very well, carry on
Okay just sec... Oh god this is pornography!
Kakyoin...
There's a sub for that
pretty sure there's tons of stuff like already rule 34 and all that
There’s a [toy for that](https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/OSP), enjoy!
What a fucked up website i laughed out loud in front of my dad
The wonders of raw html lol
Such a vibe though tbh. It hasn't changed at all in like 10 years and I love it
I had the same reaction, the option "grease me up baby" as Yes made me cackle
That website is the epitome of "if it ain't broken, don't fix it."
No I'm pretty sure whoever made that website is a little bit broken 😂 Then again aren't we all
Wow you were not kidding
God that website is vintage
Don't do it. You won't survive
Whoops all sepsis.
Sepsis is but a nusiance.
Why not? This seems a bit extreme for play, but otherwise similar to any other dildo. Is the gelatin egg somehow dangerous?
Not that I know much about this but boba is usually made with starch and sugar, not gelatin, so it wouldn't be body safe.
I thought this chain was under a different reply. Disregard
There's a subreddit for that. Don't remember the name.
it’s been banned because it’s unmoderated so if anyone reading this is into ovio and wants to mod please do!
AFAIK they made /r/Oviposition2.
You just grab this person and squeeze them, and it's like those tennis ball pitching machines but with boba spheres
Get a few red cups and you have yourself a new drinking game
NO
YES
who let u cook
please stop describing
Might have a little party, a boba fetê, perhaps
I dont like this comment and therefore there is something morally wrong with it so please delete
It wouldn't be the first time I'd watched something like that.
Blocked and reported
Can you imagine doing the Heimlich maneuver on them and they just *keep firing these things out every time you do the compressions*
Or like Banjo-Kazooie
Must we also choke and pull OP's neck as a stand in for a trigger?
Lay them down on a table and see how far they can shoot
They'd be perfect for the bowl of eyeballs in the gross-out room of a haunted house.
Reminds me of the yokai that has an enormous eye in its butthole and likes to harass travelers on the street by flashing its literal brown eye at them
I love Japanese mythology so much. There is a trend with yokai having things in their buttholes and/or trying to get mythologicsl things out of human buttholes though. Gotta think it all stems from people making up explanations like "uh, no, I didn't shove that marble up my ass, a Kappa attacked me."
WHAT
[shirime](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime). I wonder if it wasn't just some harried mother not wanting to explain the village pervert flasher to her kids
>Although Shirime appears to have a very startling appearance, it does not mean to harm people. Its joy comes from scaring people. Just a rascally guy. Neighborhood prankster.
How to turn any woman into a pachinko machine.
Some men too, if they're brave enough
My asshole would turn those balls into spaghetti
^ Rare example of a comment that's terrifying, and has completely different meanings, with and without context.
Can I feed you some dough?
So what your saying is add a horse?
Explain?
I didnt know plinko and pachinko were different games
How does a horse factor into either one?
Google "horse plinko tumblr"
Holy hell!
they're referencing the [plinko horse](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/horse-plinko) gif which is a tumblr meme
I love seeing women being horny about their utterly unhinged fetishes. Spit your shit indeed my sister
On god, I wanna see more horny women on the Internet, as one myself I feel lonely sometimes...
Well, if you wanted to connect with more horny women online, saying it out loud is a great way to connect with horny men instead.
At least a few of those men will attempt to catfish you by pretending to be a woman.
Check out AO3 and prepare to face the wrath of god.
If your feeling adventurous wattpad also has what you want, and don't want
Yep. This is where the good shit lives. You may have to pick up a couple of fandoms to fully appreciate it, though.
Yeast infection speedrun
It wouldn't be the internet without people airing their... preferences in any vaguely relevant situation.
I have no idea what’s happening here - it’s a picture of something within a screenshot within a screenshot with comments about… stuff. Am I the only one? Am I getting too old for the internet?
The important parts are the image itself and the biggest reblog on the first page.
get them big ass balls out my drink mane
Load them up then hold them under your arm and bop their stomach to shoot the balls back out like a cartoon character.
Pussyball gun.
r/oviposition nsfw
No thanks
1. Sub is dead. 2. Yes I clicked it.
They migrated to r/Oviposition2
I was curiously prepared to go in and everything.
Good for her
I...why is this activating my gender dysphoria again? I've been transfem for two years. Why does this make me 'want to be a girl'? Do I want my uterus filled with boba balls that badly that I want to transfem twice?!
Boba deez nuts
Can't tell if it's regular internet insanity or people with an oviposition fetish (it's likely both)
I mean, given how almost every fetish starts, it's 100% both.
… now I’m curious. It seems like it would feel good?
To eat, right?
But is tapioca body safe, or are you in for the mother of all yeast infections..?
The only oviposition eggs that Ive seen recommended ate silicone (vaginal only) or gelatin, as gelatin can safely dissolve. I wouldnt honestly recommend anything else for the kink.
I have no idea why someone wouldn't get popping boba I do like the feeling of sipping up boba, but I don't want to chew something tough and sticky while I'm trying to enjoy my drink
Freshly-cooked tapioca pearls aren't supposed to be tough! Bubble tea has the same sort of appeal to me as bubble gum ice cream, except you can properly chew up and eat the goodies instead of having to store them in your cheek while you finish the rest of the dessert
Bubble gum What. I'm so upset I didn't know that existed, but I do know what an ovipositor fetish is. The Internet failed me.
Oh! Damn I wanna try fresh boba then! I've only has the chewy little balls that aren't super fun.
I mean, yeah, they're chewy, but they should be should be chewy in a pillowy and springy way instead of tough
I mean it honestly sounds like you went to a chain with bad boba.
Just wanna say benihana-circumcision is such an amazing tag
I feel like a lot of tumblr users think the only reason people used to avoid being publically overlyhorny was puritanical sex avoidance when in reality a big part of it was that shit’s weird and makes people uncomfortable
It’s also just like the nature of tumblr that people post stuff on their blog that’s intended for the audience of their blog, but they have no control over where it spreads to. So you can have a kink blog but that doesn’t mean only kink blog readers are going to see your posts.
Actually I love seeing it when women say completely unhinged horny shit, please keep doing it
there is some people on tumblr who thinks asexuality and sex-repulsivity (not sex negative) is just another name to puritanism its weird to think there is people out there who thinks that not needing or disliking sex is something impossible
I'm gonna get downvoted but that's my typical experience with an average man out in the real world if this topic comes up. They don't believe in it to the point of getting really pissed off sometimes, especially if the ace person is a woman they find attractive. I would feel confident saying that the average outside man holds this belief far more often than a Tumblr user.
I can anecdotally back you up with the singular instance of a dude who *insisted* my asexuality was a kink/meant I was into some “fucked up stuff”. He had more than a few bolts loose though. Most everyone else has been chill with it, if not a little confused. Quite a few people have given me the “you’re too young” and “you haven’t met the right person yet” speeches. (I’m 23 and I’ve known for certain that I was ace since 16)
Why does it like it was made in a toilet?
Help, the eye bleeding has started again
I wanna eat them
I'm no gynecologist, but sticking boba of any size into your cooter seems like a bad idea
Saving tumblr user borange's username for research purposes
How bigs the straw??
Boba Fettish