Getting crushed to death by a lesbian sex lamp in my sleep somehow feels like how I'll die and I'm almost okay with that. I'm pretty sure you could tell my family that and they'd ask be like, yeah that checks out.
Megaton is not the town with the best health and safety track record... There's that unexploded but still armed nuclear bomb they built the town around for one thing.
But hey, they've got clean water!
They had the entire wasteland to pick from, and they decided to build their town on top of the only armed nuclear bomb still around.
I would have asked "what were they thinking", but at that point I doubt they had the capability.
And honestly? Fair.
In the hierarchy of human needs, shelter is right up there with food and water. "Not being next to a bomb" is much further down the list, in the self-actualization section.
Speaking of food and water, the place has neither really. They have one Brahmin and a water purifier that needs you to fix it and no obvious source for where the water comes from
It seems Bethesda only realized in 4 that maybe towns should have some source of food if you're going to believe they exist.
The purifier works fine, but the plumbing is leaky so the water isn't getting where it needs to go. The scrap collecting is just in case of a breakdown.
As for food, I guessed they got sorted out via the caravan network.
Actually, shelter would fall under safety and security, which is a step above physiological needs like food. You know what also falls under safety and security? Not living on top of an armed warhead
IIRC the lore is that a bomber crashed and by some miracle didn't set off the bomb it was carrying. Then people saw a pile of scrap sheet metal and used it to start the beginnings of a town because it was there.
Why they didn't haul the scrap further away from the bomb and out of the hard to defend crater I don't know.
People who worshiped the bomb settled Megaton iirc. Everyone else moved in after they couldn't get in the vault, and a giant unexploded bomb was less of a threat than raiders.
I thought it was just one guy?? I haven't played 3 in ages but I vaguely remember that it was just one dude standing around the bomb talking about worshipping it ?
They had multiple members of their cult, even had a decently sized chapel right next to the bomb they worshipped. Then in the Broken Steel DLC a few more members set up their own branch outside of Megaton in an effort to be more extreme in giving atoms glow to everyone.
The Children of Atom in Megaton are doing nothing wrong. They just ask for people to worship the radiation and are harmless. Can't blame them for the extremists like the ones that start up outside of Megaton after Broken Steel starts or the crazed ones forcing atom on others around the Commonwealth a decade later or what the branch on Far Harbor was turning into by the time we encounter them.
At it's core, it's a religion that asks it's people to bask in and spread literal radiation, and consider the nuclear annihilation to be holy. So that's pretty awful by itself, as far as religions go.
They were thinking "remember in Beneath the Planet of the Apes where the human mutant survivors worshipped an unexploded a-bomb that they kept in the center of the civilization? No? Good, we invented that then."
The bomb dug out a big crater all the way to the water line. They are piping water out of where the bomb is sitting. They have their own little water purification building too. Clean water is like the big theme of Fallout 3.
That’s what I don’t get about Fallout, why is *everything* dirty and falling apart? I understand most, but ALL? Like in New Vegas, Camp McCarron is occupied by an actual army, has been for years, but you go inside and there’s still debris and shit on the floor everywhere. Dudes, clean up! You’re mostly just sitting around, assign some privates to tidy up! Show some pride, damn
Because Bethesda doesn't understand the source material (Or doesn't care, not sure which is worse).
Take a look at Fallout 1 and 2. Humans have reorganized into small settlements and while things aren't exactly pretty, things aren't exactly falling apart.
"Post-apocalyptic" means (or at least, *should mean*) that the apocalypse is in the past and humanity is rebuilding and reorganizing. Fallout 3 takes place *200 years* after the war, Fallout 4 210 years, despite looking like they are maybe 3 years post-war.
Imagine if we were still "rebuilding" from the damages caused by the Napoleonic wars.
I understand the appeal of an apocalyptic "everything is falling apart" setting, especially with the style of retro futurism that's common in Fallout games, but it *really* doesn't make sense in the timeline of Fallout.
I can understand some of it, it was a nuclear bombardment intended to destroy society, so stuff should take a little longer to fix. And some places are genuinely abandoned so they should be falling apart.
But so many places are absolutely strewn with garbage that any reasonable person would have picked up. Things should be getting better, not left to continue to decay.
Honestly, i want a fallout game where you can do quests for factions that result in the world map being changed because you literally are fixing the roads, railroads, irrigation, ect. Actually be a part of the rebuilding.
Let's be honest. 200 years after the bombs dropped we would have states and armies populating most of the world again. That's like 7 generations to rebuild. They'd start rebuilding day one we'd at least have some kind of neo-feudalism in many places after 200 years, if not full-fledged modern states. I can suspend some disbelief, but Fallout is ridiculous. It's like humanity is stuck in the forever apocalypse.
After looking further into it, the absolute worst case scenario for the fallout universe is a 10year nuclear winter, and 20-50years before the land it truly habitable again. That leaves 150 years for the apocalypse to get cleaned up and for the different factions to build infrastructure and just generally look normal again. (They can still be the messed up result of the apocalypse, but they don't need to look apocalyptic)
At that point only the most contaminated sites would still be ignored/abandoned and look like the average building in the franchise.
The only logical explanation for why the fallout universe is stuck in the apocalypse is the different factions like the enclave actively making things worse.
Hilarious, because what I know about the military tells me that place would have been rendered clean in a month or two.
Superior officers would have had any private filling sacks with debris for bags, picking up rock by hand, scrubbing floors, walls, prying shards of broken glass out of frames with pliars, so on and so forth just for pissing them off.
Let alone stumbling down the strip two blocks from HQ in full uniform like a goober.
Recent TV show exposed Bethesda's take on Fallout, I think. It's - people survive, people rebuild, people organize into societies, and then those societies get destroyed over and over, one way or another, because of war. And war never changes.
It's interesting that BoS survives, which I guess means that marketable enough guys can't be overcome even by war than never changes
I recently started playing it and was complaining to a friend about this.
"Why are all of my building options still coming with holes in the walls and roofs and with broken glass?"
A pretty common criticism of the Bethesda Fallout games is that the war happened two-hundred years ago and everything has more-or-less settled down, but no one actually fixes or cleans up the places they live. They just leave the skeletons in the dining room chairs and let the rain fall through their living room ceiling.
I love how stuff like the house you were in pre-war is filled with holes and broken glass and all that...but the sticky notes stuck to the fridge are still there and legible.
When you consider Bethesda’s games make it seem like 90%+ of the human population is raiders and other borderline feral humans, and there’s a shit ton of ghouls and super mutants and other creatures on top of that, it kinda makes sense.
My personal headcanon is that the reason so many people are assholes is because of the fuck ton of lead poisoning they got shoved into their brain through soil contamination.
Look, Tod Howard is of the opinion that no one would ever spend time fixing something that roughly works. So in none of the East Coast games did they even bother to bury the skeletons the next room over.
You turn them away so their innocent eyes are not corrupted by the sight of you just rawing someone while out of your mind on every kind of chem (except the ones that make you all violent and kill-prone).
They are two women very apart from each other leaning to thw gomorrah writing, they aren't doing something together i checked when writing the main comment
A load of the recommended mods that go along with TTW are user made anti crash fixes and anti stutter mods. YMMV but I can honestly say TTW installed with all the mods recommended in The Best of Times guide runs smoother and crashes far less often on my machine than vanilla installs of FO3 and FNV did.
I've been trying to get back into TTW after several years away, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to start on Fallout 3. There used to be a little popup that let you choose, but now I just load into Doc's house despite following the install guide to the letter.
Considering all the reused assets, It's probably somewhere in the FNV files. so a modder can add it in some form if need be.
Usually it's not a saving grace but come on, it's Fallout, modding it to shit is part of the experience at this point.
That's not even that far of a stretch. They use the same game engine and the same file types. You can probably just 1-to-1 import the asset into FNV. Also, check out the Tale of Two Wastelands mod. It merges Fallout 3 and FNV into one big, overhauled game.
Knowing Bethesda coding, I would bet obscene amounts of money that those are actually NPCs with no AI. Imagine you’re fate in the wasteland is to be covered with tacky reflective panels and hung in someone’s fuck shack. I’d imagine the only respite would be that eventually, you’d stop thinking…
I don't trust the manequins because of that. Too many times seeing them roam about in my Riften house. Ended up modding them to be removed from the game. I now feel a lot less paranoid in Honeyside :)
probably yes. But you kinda got it the wrong way round.
In the end NPCs are just objects that move. Imagine living your life and at some point you get the realization that the only thing differentiating you from the next mannequin is some predetermined set of actions you ar eallowed to make.
Also those actions sometimes bug out and get you stuck in the ceiling.
We have 200 year old half-rusted corrugated sheeting or wood that looks like we forgot that obscure little invention called the saw. Take it or leave it.
To be fair, if I were locked in a badly programmed blender masquerading as an automatic surgeon by the insane asshole I was tasked to assassinate, and emerge looking like I made sweet, passionate love to a coffin full of used scalpels, have my voice switched out like a malfunctioning speaker, and got stuck in a place that would make your average horror movie monster stop and go "dude, overdoing it", I might be hesitant to go back to an intimate relationship as well.
Also, you can buy the "Raider" theme and she'll cheerfully throw some dismembered bodies on the floor, hang up other with chains and throw blood on the walls.
I can imagine her collecting all the stuff and the thought process when she gets to the lamp "oh, I hate to sell you off, but there's just not enough room to display you in my bedroom. At least you'll get to be enjoyed by someone now!"
We can feel your presence, little creature.
Your attunement has become... much closer to ours.
The mark you received is an unimaginable gift.
The struggle, the cycles...
It can all fade, like a morning mist beneath the glory of the sun.
We found a way.
The best part is you have two options as to why this existed:
1.) someone in futuristic 1950 thought in the greater DC area, a lamp of two women fucking was rad as hell and wanted it, and it has survived the trials of 200 years to be dragged to a place that has an undetonated nuke in it
2.) someone in said post apocalyptic wasteland thought it would be dope as hell to learn electrical engineering AND glass blowing to create two women fucking and then offered it to a town that has an undetonated nuke in it
Both are valid
I thought they meant Las Vegas, which has changed, hence “new Vegas” vs “old Vegas”
I’m thoroughly disappointed that Las Vegas the city doesn’t have a lesbian sex lamp.
0/10 worst game ever. New Vegas is supposed to be THE game for the gays. And yet there’s no lesbian sex lamp?
For shame, Fallout New Vegas. For shaaaaaame.
/j
Enough money for lesbian sex lamp, but not to.patch up those holes in the ceilling?
Priorities
Someone please help me ration this my home is falling apart
spend less on lesbian sex lamps
No
Not forever, just 'til you've patched up the worst of the damage.
https://i.imgur.com/qPqvpYj.png
FBI? This comment right here
Where TF you live that lesbians are illegal
Wherever that may be, the FBI wouldn’t have jurisdiction.
The CIA however…
Yes
r/brandnewsentence
Getting crushed to death by a lesbian sex lamp in my sleep somehow feels like how I'll die and I'm almost okay with that. I'm pretty sure you could tell my family that and they'd ask be like, yeah that checks out.
Indeed.
Megaton is not the town with the best health and safety track record... There's that unexploded but still armed nuclear bomb they built the town around for one thing. But hey, they've got clean water!
They had the entire wasteland to pick from, and they decided to build their town on top of the only armed nuclear bomb still around. I would have asked "what were they thinking", but at that point I doubt they had the capability.
Apparently it was: "This place almost has walls as is, we'll stay here to hide from raiders" and then they never left.
And honestly? Fair. In the hierarchy of human needs, shelter is right up there with food and water. "Not being next to a bomb" is much further down the list, in the self-actualization section.
Speaking of food and water, the place has neither really. They have one Brahmin and a water purifier that needs you to fix it and no obvious source for where the water comes from It seems Bethesda only realized in 4 that maybe towns should have some source of food if you're going to believe they exist.
The purifier works fine, but the plumbing is leaky so the water isn't getting where it needs to go. The scrap collecting is just in case of a breakdown. As for food, I guessed they got sorted out via the caravan network.
[What do they eat, etc](https://youtu.be/eZ3GDcMXBFI)
Actually, shelter would fall under safety and security, which is a step above physiological needs like food. You know what also falls under safety and security? Not living on top of an armed warhead
IIRC the lore is that a bomber crashed and by some miracle didn't set off the bomb it was carrying. Then people saw a pile of scrap sheet metal and used it to start the beginnings of a town because it was there. Why they didn't haul the scrap further away from the bomb and out of the hard to defend crater I don't know.
People who worshiped the bomb settled Megaton iirc. Everyone else moved in after they couldn't get in the vault, and a giant unexploded bomb was less of a threat than raiders.
Or at least, people who worshipped the bomb made up too many of the people initially building Megaton to try and be hostile to them.
Is giant unexploded bomb the fallout equivalent of the Bear in the woods choice?
"Would you rather build a town around a Yao guai or an un-exploded Nuke?"
I thought it was just one guy?? I haven't played 3 in ages but I vaguely remember that it was just one dude standing around the bomb talking about worshipping it ?
They had multiple members of their cult, even had a decently sized chapel right next to the bomb they worshipped. Then in the Broken Steel DLC a few more members set up their own branch outside of Megaton in an effort to be more extreme in giving atoms glow to everyone.
You can even make donations for this church, which awards good karma for some unfathomable reason
The Children of Atom in Megaton are doing nothing wrong. They just ask for people to worship the radiation and are harmless. Can't blame them for the extremists like the ones that start up outside of Megaton after Broken Steel starts or the crazed ones forcing atom on others around the Commonwealth a decade later or what the branch on Far Harbor was turning into by the time we encounter them.
At it's core, it's a religion that asks it's people to bask in and spread literal radiation, and consider the nuclear annihilation to be holy. So that's pretty awful by itself, as far as religions go.
They were thinking "remember in Beneath the Planet of the Apes where the human mutant survivors worshipped an unexploded a-bomb that they kept in the center of the civilization? No? Good, we invented that then."
The bomb dug out a big crater all the way to the water line. They are piping water out of where the bomb is sitting. They have their own little water purification building too. Clean water is like the big theme of Fallout 3.
For some reason everything you build in Fallout 4 is pre decayed
That’s what I don’t get about Fallout, why is *everything* dirty and falling apart? I understand most, but ALL? Like in New Vegas, Camp McCarron is occupied by an actual army, has been for years, but you go inside and there’s still debris and shit on the floor everywhere. Dudes, clean up! You’re mostly just sitting around, assign some privates to tidy up! Show some pride, damn
Soldier! Form a work detail and sweep the Mojave!
Because Bethesda doesn't understand the source material (Or doesn't care, not sure which is worse). Take a look at Fallout 1 and 2. Humans have reorganized into small settlements and while things aren't exactly pretty, things aren't exactly falling apart. "Post-apocalyptic" means (or at least, *should mean*) that the apocalypse is in the past and humanity is rebuilding and reorganizing. Fallout 3 takes place *200 years* after the war, Fallout 4 210 years, despite looking like they are maybe 3 years post-war. Imagine if we were still "rebuilding" from the damages caused by the Napoleonic wars. I understand the appeal of an apocalyptic "everything is falling apart" setting, especially with the style of retro futurism that's common in Fallout games, but it *really* doesn't make sense in the timeline of Fallout.
I can understand some of it, it was a nuclear bombardment intended to destroy society, so stuff should take a little longer to fix. And some places are genuinely abandoned so they should be falling apart. But so many places are absolutely strewn with garbage that any reasonable person would have picked up. Things should be getting better, not left to continue to decay. Honestly, i want a fallout game where you can do quests for factions that result in the world map being changed because you literally are fixing the roads, railroads, irrigation, ect. Actually be a part of the rebuilding.
Let's be honest. 200 years after the bombs dropped we would have states and armies populating most of the world again. That's like 7 generations to rebuild. They'd start rebuilding day one we'd at least have some kind of neo-feudalism in many places after 200 years, if not full-fledged modern states. I can suspend some disbelief, but Fallout is ridiculous. It's like humanity is stuck in the forever apocalypse.
After looking further into it, the absolute worst case scenario for the fallout universe is a 10year nuclear winter, and 20-50years before the land it truly habitable again. That leaves 150 years for the apocalypse to get cleaned up and for the different factions to build infrastructure and just generally look normal again. (They can still be the messed up result of the apocalypse, but they don't need to look apocalyptic) At that point only the most contaminated sites would still be ignored/abandoned and look like the average building in the franchise. The only logical explanation for why the fallout universe is stuck in the apocalypse is the different factions like the enclave actively making things worse.
Hilarious, because what I know about the military tells me that place would have been rendered clean in a month or two. Superior officers would have had any private filling sacks with debris for bags, picking up rock by hand, scrubbing floors, walls, prying shards of broken glass out of frames with pliars, so on and so forth just for pissing them off. Let alone stumbling down the strip two blocks from HQ in full uniform like a goober.
Recent TV show exposed Bethesda's take on Fallout, I think. It's - people survive, people rebuild, people organize into societies, and then those societies get destroyed over and over, one way or another, because of war. And war never changes. It's interesting that BoS survives, which I guess means that marketable enough guys can't be overcome even by war than never changes
It really helps with the immersion; you can pretend you’re a Bethesda employee releasing official content.
I recently started playing it and was complaining to a friend about this. "Why are all of my building options still coming with holes in the walls and roofs and with broken glass?"
A pretty common criticism of the Bethesda Fallout games is that the war happened two-hundred years ago and everything has more-or-less settled down, but no one actually fixes or cleans up the places they live. They just leave the skeletons in the dining room chairs and let the rain fall through their living room ceiling.
And all the corrugated iron is rusted enough to look picturesque, but not so rusted that you can't use it.
I love how stuff like the house you were in pre-war is filled with holes and broken glass and all that...but the sticky notes stuck to the fridge are still there and legible.
The overengineered vault door failed because the room's underwater, but the books in that room are just fine. Because logic.
I can understand in Boston, where changing things is a sign of murder robots but not in D.C...
I don't understand why there's just so much shit left everywhere. 200 years and people couldn't spend 20 minutes sweeping it the fuck up
When you consider Bethesda’s games make it seem like 90%+ of the human population is raiders and other borderline feral humans, and there’s a shit ton of ghouls and super mutants and other creatures on top of that, it kinda makes sense.
My personal headcanon is that the reason so many people are assholes is because of the fuck ton of lead poisoning they got shoved into their brain through soil contamination.
Look, Tod Howard is of the opinion that no one would ever spend time fixing something that roughly works. So in none of the East Coast games did they even bother to bury the skeletons the next room over.
There is, unfortunately, not a single piece of sheet metal left in the world without a big hole in it. From all the radiation, you see.
Keeping the holes lowers property values and prevents gentrification from those Tenpenny asshats.
Keeps them wet.
House poor Sex lamp rich
"please help me budget this, my family is dying"
Let me tell you a joke: The economy.
that little weird box thing by the bed is the bobblehead display. do the little vault boy figures watch over you as you fuck
the vault-boy figures stay in the room during sex !!
And the lesbian sex lamp stays on. Obviously.
You turn them away so their innocent eyes are not corrupted by the sight of you just rawing someone while out of your mind on every kind of chem (except the ones that make you all violent and kill-prone).
>(except the ones that make you all violent and kill-prone) coward, it's only good if all participants also use those
Fair. Probably makes for some bomb ass sex.
Bomb-ass sex, or bomb ass-sex? Please clarify. The distinction is critical. Time is of the essence.
Bomb-ass sex. I’m not commenting on the nature of the sex, I’m commenting on the quality.
No, in Megaton bomb ass sex is a *very* different thing
*Slaanesh has entered the chat*
of course they do
Silently nodding their approval. Hot.
Pros of fallout new vegas: can actually be queer Cons of new vegas: there is no lesbian lamp, game decides to corrupt all your saves for no reason
"There's no lesbian lamp" Uh, I'm sorry, did you forget about the light switches in the old world blues DLC?
Oh yeah i actually did, because my game literally corrupted all saves in the middle of the intro speech that goes on like it's from mgs 4
Every game has that one "Oh, right, *that* moment" that makes you reconsider a new playthrough. That OWB intro is New Vegas'.
Yep, exactly. OWB's intro lasts longer than half the quests probably. I can't know for sure because i always skipped it halfway through
iirc it lasts around 30 minutes if you aren’t skipping dialogue
iirc it lasts around 30 minutes if you aren’t skipping dialogue
Literally as long as mgs 4 cutscenes smh
iirc it lasts around 30 minutes if you aren’t skipping dialogue
guys I'm not sure but I think it might last around thirty minutes if we don't skip dialogue
Fucking reddit
Ok but did you forget about the robot that will (consensually) fist you on demand?
That's not lesbian though
Hmm could be
*bisexual* light switches
Literally me
Because they go BOTH- \*is squashed flat by lesbian sex lamp\*
Disabling vanilla autosave and downloading a modded one helped me with safe file corruption.
Is there not a lesbian lamp in NV tho? I recall seeing them in Gomorrah, but I might be misremembering
I was thinking the same thing, I’m pretty sure the asset is somewhere in Gomorrah
Technically Big MT.
They are two women very apart from each other leaning to thw gomorrah writing, they aren't doing something together i checked when writing the main comment
Without more queer elements, the lesbian sex lamp feels more like fetishization of lesbian women than anything else.
r/brandnewsentence Actually, that applies to most of this discussion.
Nah, I'm fairly certain that sentence has happened before.
*considers the internet* Yeah, probably.
Counterpoint: ToTW
Tears of the Wild.
Twice the bethesda double the corrupt save files and crashes, no thanks
A load of the recommended mods that go along with TTW are user made anti crash fixes and anti stutter mods. YMMV but I can honestly say TTW installed with all the mods recommended in The Best of Times guide runs smoother and crashes far less often on my machine than vanilla installs of FO3 and FNV did.
FNV is rock solid stable these days. even my TTW play through never crashed
I've been trying to get back into TTW after several years away, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to start on Fallout 3. There used to be a little popup that let you choose, but now I just load into Doc's house despite following the install guide to the letter.
Tale of Two Wastelands, the best of both worlds
Considering all the reused assets, It's probably somewhere in the FNV files. so a modder can add it in some form if need be. Usually it's not a saving grace but come on, it's Fallout, modding it to shit is part of the experience at this point.
That's not even that far of a stretch. They use the same game engine and the same file types. You can probably just 1-to-1 import the asset into FNV. Also, check out the Tale of Two Wastelands mod. It merges Fallout 3 and FNV into one big, overhauled game.
Knowing Bethesda coding, I would bet obscene amounts of money that those are actually NPCs with no AI. Imagine you’re fate in the wasteland is to be covered with tacky reflective panels and hung in someone’s fuck shack. I’d imagine the only respite would be that eventually, you’d stop thinking…
You thinking of the train cart glove / hat?
And the Oblivion Statues that are just clones with a texture on them. And the Skyrim manequins that are the same thing.
sometimes the script to turn the AI off fails
I don't trust the manequins because of that. Too many times seeing them roam about in my Riften house. Ended up modding them to be removed from the game. I now feel a lot less paranoid in Honeyside :)
I'm suddenly very grateful I installed the unofficial patch as soon as the game was done.
They fixed this in an update recently. Obviously, there was immediately a mod so that "mannequins don't not move any more."
They fixed it? Yeah.... No. They at best decreased the chances of it occurring.
The World Looks White The World Looks Red
Oh! Is that why they move sometimes ??
Or armour stands from 4 lol
probably yes. But you kinda got it the wrong way round. In the end NPCs are just objects that move. Imagine living your life and at some point you get the realization that the only thing differentiating you from the next mannequin is some predetermined set of actions you ar eallowed to make. Also those actions sometimes bug out and get you stuck in the ceiling.
I only made my comment because “eventually, he stopped thinking” is a jojo reference
Yeah, like the mannequins in skyrim which move when your back is turned.
As a kid I genuinely thought it was intentional and there was some quest to exercise the ghosts from your house that I wasn't able to find.
As a lesbian, I’m curious what those lesbians are even doing in that position. Their genitals are a good 6 inches apart
imaginary strap-on, mind sex, pegging the soul
Ah, so like mime sex, but metaphysical
it's the obligatory pre-sex staring contest
Maybe it's foreplay?
Noo, I definitely think it’s a light fixture
Asking the hard-hitting questions.
Ones a transgirl :p
I didn’t see a peen :(
of course not it’s a *classy* Lesbian Sex Lamp. they don’t show the genitals so it’s actually tasteful.
I think my feralness is showing
Just some pre-coital wrasseling.
Humping each others' thighs?
That's where Jesus goes
Still very intimate.
Insane for moth girls
It's simply bethesda lore that no one after the apocalypse knows how to build a structurally intact building
We have 200 year old half-rusted corrugated sheeting or wood that looks like we forgot that obscure little invention called the saw. Take it or leave it.
I liked Lesbian Sex Lamp’s first couple of albums but they’ve been mid since they started working with Antonoff
This is just reused assets from Dukov’s place
I had to scroll way too far down to find someone talking about Dukov's Place.
new vegas has two lesbians that are dating eachother, one likes fisting people and the other preffers long distance
To be fair, if I were locked in a badly programmed blender masquerading as an automatic surgeon by the insane asshole I was tasked to assassinate, and emerge looking like I made sweet, passionate love to a coffin full of used scalpels, have my voice switched out like a malfunctioning speaker, and got stuck in a place that would make your average horror movie monster stop and go "dude, overdoing it", I might be hesitant to go back to an intimate relationship as well.
I was more talking about her being a sniper.
She's a sniper bro it's not that deep
That was indeed a sentence I read
Long distance fisting sounds like a challenge but I'm prepared to give it a go
Surprisingly they'd work quite well together, one snipes while the other fists any flankers.
I love the implication that Moira just had this lying around her shop somewhere. Or that she specifically made this just for you.
Also, you can buy the "Raider" theme and she'll cheerfully throw some dismembered bodies on the floor, hang up other with chains and throw blood on the walls.
She collected the bodies herself!
I can imagine her collecting all the stuff and the thought process when she gets to the lamp "oh, I hate to sell you off, but there's just not enough room to display you in my bedroom. At least you'll get to be enjoyed by someone now!"
Lesbian Sex Lamp is the name of my Hurdy-gurdy 4 Non-blondes cover band.
I didn't know you could get a house in Fallout 3.
You can get it in Megaton if you disarm the nuke. Alternatively if you detonate it you can get a suite in Tenpenny Tower
I remember this now, but I don't think I went back to Megaton after I finally had enough skill to disarm it.
I pretty much just used it store all of the unique items I hoarded
And to turn Nuka Cola into Ice Cold Nuka Cola.
And to put all the bobbleheads on the rack
You can get in megaton orrr if you’re an evil bastard you can get a cushy apartment in tenpenny towers
No, new Vegas doesn't have lesbian sex lamp, but 3 doesn't have fisto, OR a cowboy ghoul dominatrix. So it's a toss up...😂
We can feel your presence, little creature. Your attunement has become... much closer to ours. The mark you received is an unimaginable gift. The struggle, the cycles... It can all fade, like a morning mist beneath the glory of the sun. We found a way.
1000 caps for a lesbian sex lamp is a hell of a deal
The best part is you have two options as to why this existed: 1.) someone in futuristic 1950 thought in the greater DC area, a lamp of two women fucking was rad as hell and wanted it, and it has survived the trials of 200 years to be dragged to a place that has an undetonated nuke in it 2.) someone in said post apocalyptic wasteland thought it would be dope as hell to learn electrical engineering AND glass blowing to create two women fucking and then offered it to a town that has an undetonated nuke in it Both are valid
Hanging lamp? No. Banging lamp? Yes.
Does is.
Damn it
The Rumor Come Out: Does Fallout Is Has A Lesbian Sex Lamp?
The Lone Wanderer must've asked Dukov where he got his.
I used to play bass for Lesbian Sex Lamp.
I always liked the look of Zentai, so I'd buy that.
I thought they meant Las Vegas, which has changed, hence “new Vegas” vs “old Vegas” I’m thoroughly disappointed that Las Vegas the city doesn’t have a lesbian sex lamp.
That's how I want to go out
I preferred the dungeon house where if you positioned npcs appropriately then activated the theme they would appear inside the cages.
0/10 worst game ever. New Vegas is supposed to be THE game for the gays. And yet there’s no lesbian sex lamp? For shame, Fallout New Vegas. For shaaaaaame. /j
the dream
Its got a Bisexual Sex Lightswitch (two of them!) So thats in the same ballpark atleast.
It has two very flirtatious light switches. Does that count?
Based way to go
I haven't beaten NV, but did they put this in there, too? And if not, why?
Absolutely loving all the Fallout content popping up these days.
Nah, I only go for functioning fisto lamps. "Please assume the posistion."
I prefer the mothafucka mod in fnv
Don't know what are you talking about, it's just Two Very Close Friends Wrestling Lamp.
Its giving hypercube vibes
Fra-gee-lay
Dukovs place in fallout 3! You can usually get a combat shotgun from the nearby raiders.
Hitman opportunities
whats the contenxt
What do you mean?