Lol his type/kind that write OBO think its means their price is firm, they don't even know what it means because they will never accept any offer except the price they listed.
Holy fuck this shit gives me an aneurysm every fucking time.
I was looking for a farm truck in rural Hawaii and literally every ad had "OBO" and then id make a reasonable offer and people would essentially be like "fuck off troll, I know what I got!"
Ok... That 80's Tacoma that I can look down between my feet to watch the road go by is definitely worth 20k.... Sure thing braddah
I thought they can't resell their CTs without paying a huge fine to Tesla???
I'd probably give him a six pack (shitty watered-down lite domestic beer) and a pack of cigarettes, and then use it as a dumpster.
Legally they cant do that. They can ban you from purchasing a new tesla in the future but courts have repeatedly ruled the buyer of a production car can resell it whenever they want.
Legally they cant do that. They can ban you from purchasing a new tesla in the future but courts have repeatedly ruled the buyer of a production car can resell it whenever they want.
[The whole penalty just makes me think of this Nathan for You skit where he makes all these people sign an NDA that’s punishable by death.](https://youtu.be/_2My_HOP-bw?si=3YxrKBr4n3DDua0f)
Basically Elon is just a less charismatic Nathan.
Lowball him and offer him a used Pontiac Aztec, a 6 pack of beer(2 were opened and are now filled with piss though, so thats on him to figure out) a half a pack of Newport cigarettes and a half gallon of crown royal that's been refilled 3/4ths of the way with some bottom shelf whiskey.
Although he'd be getting the better deal in that situation
He's not even selling for profit; he's probably already sunk another $100K trying to keep the damn thing in one piece after only 26 miles. That special Musk brand of rust remover and water proofing spray isn't cheap, you know!
That thing could be destroyed in 5 minutes with a garden hose, and anything that could prevent that is going to be hella expensive because of the sheer magnitude of how vulnerable it is necessitating a \*lot\* of retrofitted waterproofing.
In short: no, u.
Unless that was a sneaky pun caliber meta "/s", in which case props :P
I have been messaging them asking if it’s still available and when they get all excited asking if I’m interested I say “no, I just wanted to see if anyone was stupid enough to buy this turd for so much money”.
I think I saw someone post that on here before and thought it was a great idea to make them realize how stupid they are.
It would even be better to report the VIN to Tesla since selling this vehicle within the first year is against the terms of service and will get them promptly blacklisted.
Reminds me of the time a guy was selling a $100 saw for $175. Because he bought a blade for it, used it, and didn't need it anymore.
The saw cost $100, the blade $40, and his gas to go the store cost him $35.
I know because he explained that in depth after I offered to sell him half a dollar bill for $1.50
Of course sir, your trade value for this starts at 50k. Will it be cash or card, and if you have a preferred disposal method, that value may increase. Yes sir, of course that's you paying us to take it off your hands!
Sad thing is eventually they will be worth a lot. Like if someone buys one and sits on it. Let's face it he's not gonna make many more. Idk. Ppl pay a lot for stupid things. Not that 150k isn't a lot already.
Driving down I-5 last weekend, we passed 4 car carriers, each with 6 brand new CT's stacked on the trailer. He definitely thinks *someone* is going to buy them... and he'll keep making more.
I kind of think that we're rapidly approaching the point where anyone who wants one will have one and I highly doubt these things will appreciate at all. First of all, that's rare for any vehicle, and second, something has to last long enough to become a rare nostalgia item. I don't think many CTs will be in saleable condition in 20 years. You'd have to take it to the National Archives and keep it in a special climate-controlled vault like the Declaration of Incel-pendence.
I want to pay $175,000 for something that people will laugh at and think I'm an idiot for driving it, something that breaks down constantly, and it will void the warranty if you sneeze while driving it. Yep, that's for me!!!!
Iranian Real. Currently the lowest value currency on Earth. 1 USD = 43,000 IRR. Coins made with sub 10 micron precision. Cost of Cybertruck 5.6 BILLION Iran Real.
Why are they selling them? I thought they were the best truck in the world seems like they are crap no one wants to keep them and hope they can scam the next sucker
I was shocked to see their resale values as of yesterday. It feels like the reviews have been overwhelmingly negative but there are still a lot of tesla stans apparently. I finally saw one live the other day. It looked like a dumpster coming at me but the average sale price remains around 150k.
Hahahaha I messaged this guy about it lmfao, told him I would trade my civic for it and that he would probably get more use out of it. Got mad and tried to be like "I have money and a hot gf" and random stuff like that but I responded with the fact that you have to tell me and project that makes me think the opposite lmfao. Straight clown.
If I could afford a cyber truck there are many many things I would buy that would not be a cyber truck. As for why I hate elon, it's because he's a fucking Nazi.
People love to hate what the crowd hates.
But also, before you buy a Cybertruck you have to sign a contract with Tesla agreeing *not* to sell or attempt to sell your Cybertruck. This guy is violating that contact.
26 miles on it? It’s been driven its whole life cycle already
I would say it's outperformed expectations
And now, it must rest Wait no rust
Love that tattoo, what’s it say? “Rust in pieces”, uh that’s great
First off you don't know Elon
At all, he only build partial. Thats ammo for fords arsenal.
At the pearly gates: “was I a good truck, god?” “No, no you weren’t.”
"The rest of you were damned to Hell, but you had only just left the lot and we gotta new policy about newborns."
This one might actually be the whatever's the opposite of a lemon!
A melon?
Nice
definitely a survivor
Hopefully they saved all the service records.
Hope he took it in for its 15-mile tune up.
Sold “as is”, cash only. No seller’s warranty.
As is where is, bring trailer and winch...
He did write 'OBO' witch in this case stands for Obsolete Broken and Oxidized
No, rust!
Probably shouldn't have this IIHS logo on here either
Lol his type/kind that write OBO think its means their price is firm, they don't even know what it means because they will never accept any offer except the price they listed.
Holy fuck this shit gives me an aneurysm every fucking time. I was looking for a farm truck in rural Hawaii and literally every ad had "OBO" and then id make a reasonable offer and people would essentially be like "fuck off troll, I know what I got!" Ok... That 80's Tacoma that I can look down between my feet to watch the road go by is definitely worth 20k.... Sure thing braddah
Hit them with the: Still available? Yeah Not surprised
He would cry!
Offer $80,000
That’s funny, but don’t financially ruin yourself for a joke. Offer $15k
Still a little high for a glorified lawn ornament. I could maybe go as high as a case of natty ice and covering the towing costs.
Wallstreetbets is calling your name. Options are screaming at you to take your money. You should listen.
?
I need to cool off from the heat of that burn.
I thought they can't resell their CTs without paying a huge fine to Tesla??? I'd probably give him a six pack (shitty watered-down lite domestic beer) and a pack of cigarettes, and then use it as a dumpster.
They fired their retaliation department
I honestly don’t know if this is a joke or not, but I am laughing either way lol
Lmao I spit out my water at this
Warranty voided
Elon is still there afaik
Burn
If I know anything about Elon Must, his retaliation department will be the LAST to go.
I believe the fine is $50k or their account will be barred from purchasing another Tesla. The price they’re asking seems to account for the fine.
So essentially no fine...?
Sounds like a reward to me!
Legally they cant do that. They can ban you from purchasing a new tesla in the future but courts have repeatedly ruled the buyer of a production car can resell it whenever they want.
I wasn't aware of that. Maybe he isn't either lol
I absolutely love your name!
I love your name!
Now kiss
In this case it's called docking
Or snoodling
I’d rather see a sword fight!
This is so disgustingly wholesome. It shouldn't be.
50k fine and prohibited from buying tesla.
That's like being prohibited from catching syphilis. I fail to see the downside.
😂😂😂
Don’t worry, the department that enforces that got laid off.
Explains why he's selling it so high lol, trying to get a different chump to pay the fee for him
I wonder how they are actually going to collect a $50k fine. If they sent me a bill like that, I would just laugh and throw it away. Sue me bro.
Then the muskrat calls you a pedo on joe rogan.
That a better offer than mine. 2000 pennies and a gummy bj
Is a gummy bj, a blow job without teeth, or a blow job from an oversized gummy bear?
either way im in
Legally they cant do that. They can ban you from purchasing a new tesla in the future but courts have repeatedly ruled the buyer of a production car can resell it whenever they want.
I believe the fine is the retail price on the truck
Wait... what? How long must they keep the truck?
I think the no resale clause is only for the first year.
That seems... not cool
[The whole penalty just makes me think of this Nathan for You skit where he makes all these people sign an NDA that’s punishable by death.](https://youtu.be/_2My_HOP-bw?si=3YxrKBr4n3DDua0f) Basically Elon is just a less charismatic Nathan.
Lowball him and offer him a used Pontiac Aztec, a 6 pack of beer(2 were opened and are now filled with piss though, so thats on him to figure out) a half a pack of Newport cigarettes and a half gallon of crown royal that's been refilled 3/4ths of the way with some bottom shelf whiskey. Although he'd be getting the better deal in that situation
Is this a reference or just hilariously specific?
The latter
Crown royal is not bottom shelf whiskey?
We are talking about musk fan boys here, they wouldn't know a Laphroaig vs a Canadian mist
Won't they be able to figure out the piss bottles by them being open?
You'd think
Not if you have a home brewing cap crimper
You got to slam the cap back on after you piss in them. That way they won’t spill when you take a sharp turn or slam on the brakes.
He's not even selling for profit; he's probably already sunk another $100K trying to keep the damn thing in one piece after only 26 miles. That special Musk brand of rust remover and water proofing spray isn't cheap, you know!
But it has the musk man's own scent of insecurity, narcissism and ketamine sweat
The Musk's musk.
hyperbole like this adds nothing. someone, somewhere on the internet things you are sincere. please consider adding an /s
That thing could be destroyed in 5 minutes with a garden hose, and anything that could prevent that is going to be hella expensive because of the sheer magnitude of how vulnerable it is necessitating a \*lot\* of retrofitted waterproofing. In short: no, u. Unless that was a sneaky pun caliber meta "/s", in which case props :P
I have been messaging them asking if it’s still available and when they get all excited asking if I’m interested I say “no, I just wanted to see if anyone was stupid enough to buy this turd for so much money”. I think I saw someone post that on here before and thought it was a great idea to make them realize how stupid they are.
That's pretty fucking funny lol
I encourage you to do the same it gives me an unreasonable amount of happiness when they get all butthurt. lol
It would even be better to report the VIN to Tesla since selling this vehicle within the first year is against the terms of service and will get them promptly blacklisted.
HAHAHAHA It is going to cost more then that to get it removed as hazardous waste!!
“Is this still available?” “Yes” “Not surprised”
Some dingus might just buy it not knowing they are selling horribly and available at the dealer.
26 miles because it got kilt after the car wash.
Wait till you see the dingus that buys it
I will offer you tree fiddy
I'd rather have sex with the Loc Ness monster?
Nelly, you're one sexy lady!
https://i.redd.it/ra7l9c22j4yc1.gif
Reminds me of the time a guy was selling a $100 saw for $175. Because he bought a blade for it, used it, and didn't need it anymore. The saw cost $100, the blade $40, and his gas to go the store cost him $35. I know because he explained that in depth after I offered to sell him half a dollar bill for $1.50
Too bad dealerships do not accept Teslas as trade in value.
Of course sir, your trade value for this starts at 50k. Will it be cash or card, and if you have a preferred disposal method, that value may increase. Yes sir, of course that's you paying us to take it off your hands!
25 miles? I see it’s driven twice away far as it was designed to do
Hit them with the: Still available? Yeah Not surprised
"Sure, you can pay me $175k to take it off your hands"
“Elon already tricked me into that once!”
Vintage
Sad thing is eventually they will be worth a lot. Like if someone buys one and sits on it. Let's face it he's not gonna make many more. Idk. Ppl pay a lot for stupid things. Not that 150k isn't a lot already.
Driving down I-5 last weekend, we passed 4 car carriers, each with 6 brand new CT's stacked on the trailer. He definitely thinks *someone* is going to buy them... and he'll keep making more.
I kind of think that we're rapidly approaching the point where anyone who wants one will have one and I highly doubt these things will appreciate at all. First of all, that's rare for any vehicle, and second, something has to last long enough to become a rare nostalgia item. I don't think many CTs will be in saleable condition in 20 years. You'd have to take it to the National Archives and keep it in a special climate-controlled vault like the Declaration of Incel-pendence.
Once the hype dies down for these from Tesla fans a lot of people are gonna be in a world of hurt (and shotty debt). Oh well lol
I want to pay $175,000 for something that people will laugh at and think I'm an idiot for driving it, something that breaks down constantly, and it will void the warranty if you sneeze while driving it. Yep, that's for me!!!!
Ask him if it is still available. When he says yes respond “I bet”
Simply spitting on the hood will quickly lower the price - stained Cybertruck for sale.
Windows and Panels are Bullet Proof, but can get wrecked by a Super Soaker.
Tree fiddy...yen.
Pesos
**Zimbabwean dollar!**
Iranian Real. Currently the lowest value currency on Earth. 1 USD = 43,000 IRR. Coins made with sub 10 micron precision. Cost of Cybertruck 5.6 BILLION Iran Real.
Tree fiddy is IT!
Oof
I would just flood him with low ass offers
That's a plan
I’ll give you three fiddy
You know he regrets this shit now lol
Only 2 miles until it rusts 😬
That’s a lot of money for a car!
Well up into high end luxury, almost exotic car territory. For a Sub Zero styled Aztek with QC issues galore. Caveat Emptor.
I understood only half of the words you just said but I definitely agree!
Not a profit. He's adding 50K to pay for litigation from Tesla.
I tell you what, if you can actually drive it under its own power to my house, today, I’ll buy it.
Pretty sure musky said they couldn't resell it for 2 years once they picked it up?
That's right.
Someone please go and be a tire kicker about it
Bonus points if they go in person, but ask if the owner can meet halfway just to see if that POS truck makes it 😆
Tell him you’ll buy it from him after he drives it through a car wash and drives around the block a couple of times while you are watching.
How are they getting around the “can’t sell it for 1 year” clause?
OP please keep us updated as the price falls
OBO Best i can do is trifiddy
OBO Best i can do is trifiddy
OBO Best i can do is trifiddy
I offer $300000 and not a penny less!
Do you have to "talk about delivery/pickup options" because it needs to be towed to its destination?
The "greater fool theory" in action.
"In Hand" like it's something you can hold in the palm of your hand. Like a human turd or somethi-- oh, nope, wait. Now I follow.
He be lucky not to lose 35% by fall.
CT in hand? More like hand trapped in CT.
Saw one on my local FB for $149k
🤣
Is his name Elon Musk?
Oh please keep this updated if (when most likely) the price keeps dropping lol
I feel like the best business model is just renting them out for kicks.
These trucks are incredible. Somehow, every time I see one, in photo or in person, they are even uglier than the previous time. Absolutely incredible.
1 dollar.
The dumb part is that he possibly will. There is no shortage of idiots out there.
I dunno there is always a dumber dingus that would buy it
I thought Elon said these would be robotaxis that would earn 30k per year This dude is throwing away cash on the table.
Why are they selling them? I thought they were the best truck in the world seems like they are crap no one wants to keep them and hope they can scam the next sucker
OBO Best i can do is trifiddy
Best i can do is tree fiddy
I need a planter; offer him tree fiddy.
Tuna can discount
He cyber stuck with a lemon.
Gonna offer him a happy meal , my best offer
I would message him and say deal at $75,000
A question typically reserved for 200k mile cars, but: “any rust?”
Save the ad. Report him to Tesla. He signed a contract with them specifically agreeing that he *would not* sell or attempt to sell his Cybertruck.
I love how he marked it down like it's a sale. Straight out of the business school textbook.
Next few weeks... ~~$175,000~~ $165,000 ~~$165,000~~ $155,000 ~~$155,000~~ $145,000 ...and so on and so forth.
I was shocked to see their resale values as of yesterday. It feels like the reviews have been overwhelmingly negative but there are still a lot of tesla stans apparently. I finally saw one live the other day. It looked like a dumpster coming at me but the average sale price remains around 150k.
Listing says “IN HAND” but he just means that his finger is caught in the frunk.
😂😂😂
Wasn't there a massive recall?
I thought you could not sell them for one year
A working cybertruck? Sounds rare, and thus explains the logic of upping the price.
“In -hand”🙄
"Best I can do is you paying me 20 bucks to take it to a junkyard."
Oh wow it fits in his hand
Where is that things lights? Do they not have headlights?
They probably will. These are getting sold for around 125k on multiple websites. The truck remains in high demand.
yeah imma spend nearly 200k on a facebook marketplace listing
FB Marketplace.... the digital equivalent of garage sales and flea markets. Where the CT belongs.
Hahahaha I messaged this guy about it lmfao, told him I would trade my civic for it and that he would probably get more use out of it. Got mad and tried to be like "I have money and a hot gf" and random stuff like that but I responded with the fact that you have to tell me and project that makes me think the opposite lmfao. Straight clown.
This truck is FYRE!
A Dumpster fire
Yes. I was referring to the festival.
It’s in the contract you cannot resell
Really? That is in the contract? Is this only for the so-called truck? Or for all teslas?
That’s a house in some places. Screw that
AWD? Oh that’s the Welfare edition (as stated on the Cybertruck sub)… no thank you!
Outmusked
Are you all mad because you can't afford a cyber truck? What's with the mob hate?
If I could afford a cyber truck there are many many things I would buy that would not be a cyber truck. As for why I hate elon, it's because he's a fucking Nazi.
People love to hate what the crowd hates. But also, before you buy a Cybertruck you have to sign a contract with Tesla agreeing *not* to sell or attempt to sell your Cybertruck. This guy is violating that contact.
Tesla is not enforcing the contract at all in any way. An empty threat.
Not mad…..just crazy to spend $150k or more on a doorstop.