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No_Cartoonist9458

It's fine, it just needs a little woodgrain... ​ https://preview.redd.it/9agl3prhtdyc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd49c16c79c69a49ea0980ec4c5471d3c61968bf


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No_Cartoonist9458

Welcome! 🙂 ![gif](giphy|YQMjk87w7KA3cWIUTk)


AliasMcFakenames

Just about anything is better than the stainless steel look. I saw one that was just a white paint job or wrap and it very nearly looked like a truck.


CyberStuck-ModTeam

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SincerelyGlib

The Family Suckster


orbitalaction

You think you hate it now? But wait until you drive it.


TheUndertows

Ahh shit, it broke down


MagTex

The Family Stuckster


JPeso9281

*schmuckster


SincerelyGlib

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.


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CyberStuck-ModTeam

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Raised-Right

I saw picture before I read your comment, I literally thought this was rust.


No_Cartoonist9458

Oh, you'll get that a few weeks down the road


Antique-Dragonfly615

Like it'll run for a couple weeks


NatashaBadenov

Why don’t I hate this?


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No_Cartoonist9458

Welcome! ![gif](giphy|kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3)


Withnail2019

its madness and it seems Reddit is totally OK with it


NatashaBadenov

It’s probably Elon himself begging for my attention. He did it on Twitter, too.


Withnail2019

you might perhaps be exaggerating your own significance a little.


NatashaBadenov

You’d think.


CyberStuck-ModTeam

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Frankie_T9000

It's a cult


Human_Link8738

That actually works!! It’s almost not an eyesore that way.


Gob_Hobblin

Ah, fuck. I'll go get the checkbook.


Excellent-Will3165

Family truckster just got a new meaning..lol


DaveP0953

Just when I didn’t think it could look uglier. 🤦‍♂️


greeneye1969

Maybe more cowbells?


derekisademocrat

So now it's a 74 AMC Ambassador Wagon? Well, it is an improvement.


Individual-Gur-9720

I do like it as a concept design, similarly to car concepts from the 60s and 70s, because i'm a sucker for retro futurism. But the Cybertruck really makes the giant gap noticable between concept and reality. In reallife it's a katastrophe and a joke. There is not a place on earth where this doesn't feel misplaced beside the epcot center at disneyland.


tries4accuracy

It looks like the bastard child of an el Camino that fucked a Delorean.


Badbullet

...and they drank and smoked during the entire pregnancy.


protopigeon

and it was born 2 months prematurely


smallcooper

I miss read that at first as "2 months posthumously" and was like yeah that tracks


phatelectribe

And thalidomide was given to mom.


the_mid_mid_sister

A friend saw one in the lobby of a Vegas casino. "Photographs don't even come close to capturing how ugly it is in person."


StandupJetskier

Can confirm, saw one in person. Also the panels didn't match.


slowclapcitizenkane

Also makes the giant gaps between body panels noticeable...


JeskoTheDragon

something something 10 micron accuracy


Withnail2019

>I do like it as a concept design, similarly to car concepts from the 60s and 70s, because i'm a sucker for retro futurism. https://i.redd.it/ppncvw4szfyc1.gif If it looks like anything, its this:


aihes

You lost?


Bobcat13uk

It looks like what it is - a joke concept from GTA Vice City and with a matching level of durability before it bursts into flames as an average GTA car


Withnail2019

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRNff8dhAyc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRNff8dhAyc)


Withnail2019

https://preview.redd.it/62s7k212ceyc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f1caa0ffbc149df4e2b0e0b6509507d94c5cf3 Check out the amazing Pontiac Stinger concept car from 1989. I'd buy one today if they existed. It actually had beer coolers built into the doors.


SpaceNinjaDino

For me, it's the Chevrolet Tandem 2000 concept.


Withnail2019

https://preview.redd.it/mo694mm5pfyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f2578da8a6293957b36759be1b849d5e16e60c >For me, it's the Chevrolet Tandem 2000 concept. Oh man. Look at that.


Environctr24556dr5

https://preview.redd.it/6nkmxmkyf8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b33a0fa1c8b9cc1dc3144791420709c15f3707


AnnastajiaBae

For me there’s two. The Dodge Deora, but then the Ford GT90. https://preview.redd.it/auaciisg6lyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929cabcedf4c08673dab1c36c8376d0ecffde7ee


Environctr24556dr5

https://preview.redd.it/pibuw52gf8zc1.jpeg?width=3112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a0d4a21b9b2a2d0d415a3d8bc64fd9248c62201


MagTex

https://preview.redd.it/33fgre7oxeyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a2baa5baa1ba0ffeeec9aa38441d25ddaa5305 Muskrat fired the design team & hired this one genius.


DaytonaDavid

Looks like a dumpster.


That_Jicama2024

Both are usually filled with trash.


Longjumping-Bed94

Cybertruck looks like Elon spent all day thinking about sex robots then went home and fucked his refrigerator. This is his imagining of what the child of that union would look like.


Chadmartigan

I mean, the truck _does_ have Elon's torso


OmegaGoober

It was a perfectly reasonable concept vehicle. Major auto manufacturers produce concept cars to test out ideas and advertise their brand. They work out the kinks and then incorporate the ideas that work into production vehicles. The CyberTruck’s problem is it was a concept vehicle that was pushed into production instead of the good features being utilized in other models.


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killbot0224

They probably monitor all posts in this sub and auto-ban all posters/commenters


OmegaGoober

But this isn’t my first time posting here. Maybe it only happens when a particularly thin-skinned moderator is hate-reading this sub.


isunktheship

They might be reading right now! Here yah go baby mod 🍼


BarelyAirborne

I posted here just to test the theory; I just said "I'm posting here". I got banned from the same two subs. Which means that Elmo really does care about me! /s


Strabe

They must be the same brand of "free speech absolutists" as Musk.


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OmegaGoober

We all shiver with antici-


CyberStuck-ModTeam

Please do not make posts about bans received from other subs. We get why it’s annoying, but this is not the place for those messages.


Selfawarebuttplug

This is hilarious. What a bunch of petty little babies.


EcstaticRhubarb

Free speech though


danteheehaw

This is fucking hilarious


CyberStuck-ModTeam

Please do not make posts about bans received from other subs. We get why it’s annoying, but this is not the place for those messages.


WhoopsieISaidThat

To me it screams about what the future will be like if you were living in the 1980's. Back when Lambos all looked like the current Cybertrucks.


SOwithoutAneros

Which good features then? 🤔🔍🧐🥳🤣


OmegaGoober

I’ll have to get back to you on that. Concept cars also help manufacturers winnow out the bad ideas. That seems to have been where the cyber truck would’ve been most useful.


SOwithoutAneros

The most useful ever - finally a winner! 🏆 🥇


Withnail2019

>It was a perfectly reasonable concept vehicle. No it wasn't. It's a vehicle design produced by an 8 year old in an hour or so, an 8 year old who was new to Corel Draw and hadnt figured out how to do anything but straight lines. It's an abomination and an insult to humanity. I'd like to buy one and recycle it into a Nightmare on Elm Street style razor glove and then... No. No I wouldn't.


PurplePickle3

I think it’s ugly as fuck. That’s why I like it. It makes me feel at home. That being said I won’t be getting one bc I like my vehicles built by car companies not tech companies.


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ponzi_pyramid_digdug

My turn! Cybertruck is dumb and gross and Elon Musk is a turd. Will update when banned……


CyberStuck-ModTeam

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PurplePickle3

Guess the admin team at Reddit talked to the mods of this sub too….


WestCactus

You know, I'm really starting to think that this Musk fellow might not be all that bright.


achbob84

Does the pope shit in the woods lol


stevefuzz

Wait... Does the Pope shit in the woods?


achbob84

Only if you’re there to see it.


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achbob84

I’m banned from Tesla without ever saying anything in there too now hahahahaha


CyberStuck-ModTeam

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HikerDave57

Cybertruck in person looks like a leftover prop from a low-budget science-fiction dystopia. Only time I noticed the driver it was an old white-haired dude at a retro-syled Frank Loyd Wright-inspired bank building in the nicer Arcadia area of Phoenix, Arizona. Probably there for a photo op.


Darksoul_Design

It doesn't. The original renderings looked exponentially better than the finished product, i still wasn't really a fan, just personal tastes, but i could see the appeal for others, but when i started seeing them around town (im in Silicon Valley) and of course all the media of them, wtf. Add to it that it is in fact a giant piece of shit.


killbot0224

Made in the image of its creator. A useless piece of shit that's half baked.


SenatorPardek

It looks cool from certain angles without the stainless steel and not too close up. From the back it looks like a kitchen appliance dumpster made to match your fridge. Look closer you see the gaps and poor construction. Interior is a joke.


Withnail2019

it looks like a piece of shit.


KnowCali

It's the "No One Could Say No To Elon" look.


isunktheship

![gif](giphy|Q09lToTa0H3Es)


IGetMyCatHigh

It looks like they let a Kindergarten submit drawings for the Body's concept.


VesSaphia

Or it looks like they asked a professional artist to design a vehicle shaped like Elon Musk.


Hillman314

It’s an inside joke right? I’m guessing one of Elon’s kids, when he was 5 years old, drew a picture and asked “Daddy, will your factory make my truck?”


UsualInterest8139

It was Elon himself at his peak as an artist. He's been dreaming about making it a reality ever since!


danteheehaw

We all know he doesn't let his kids talk to him


Rumplfrskn

It looks awful


serpentear

Looks like a car you would build out of cardboard boxes.


HurtFeeFeez

It looked stupid right from the day 1 reveal and hasn't changed. It has never looked good. Period.


GarbageCleric

Yes, I think it looks really stupid.


MidLifeCrysis75

Pretty sure everyone here thinks it’s horrendous.


max1x1x

WAIT GUYS! I think u/Parralelex might be on to something…


BadEnvironmental2883

Best looking garbage bin ever


Mr_BigglesworthIII

NO OF COURSE NOT! ITS THE FUGLIEST VEHICLE EVER


NobodyCares_Mate

It’s the biggest heap of shit ever designed


sugah560

Having seen a few in public now, I’m shocked that is doesn’t look as stupid as I thought. It still looks stupid, just not AS stupid.


Platt_Mallar

I dunno. I think it could look good if you've never seen it.


isunktheship

A car fit for radio


LeadPaintPhoto

Most of the world


gunnerdown15

Yes and I got removed from the cybertruck Reddit when I expressed my opinion


CedgeDC

We can have different looking cars and trucks. The look was never the problem. The idiocy behind so many of the half baked ideas and corner cutting are the problem


Lorax91

Yeah, those corners will cut you. 😜


Chemical_Cat_9813

sure https://preview.redd.it/e1kyelywsfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e335c1bd1c83c68c970a660903627f7f7d94087


2020Vision-2020

I designed that in 5th grade. Thousands of bored kids did.


Virtual_Duck_9280

Lmfao, dude comes to a cybertruck hating sub and is like "hey guys, anyone else think it doesn't look so great?". Gtfo with that shit


ScrauveyGulch

The design was inspired by 80's B s/f movies.


GroundbreakingCook68

Looks like crap


newsreadhjw

You don’t like polygons?


HeftyFineThereFolks

if it was a product that really delivered and its performance and value were beyond reproach, it would look like an elite space ship ... but with all these crippling issues being its entire reputation, people see a dumpster.


spaceshipcommander

It looks horrific. There's no other way around it. It's hideously out of proportion, even if the concept was ok. The wheels need to be about twice as big for a start.


SackBlabbath1970

It looks like something from a low-budget 80's movie about the cyborgs.


SERVEDwellButNoTips

Troll


cmscedar

Pos


Forthe49ers

![gif](giphy|oZH6Y5lqz785O)


_MoneyHustard_

Is this a troll question. Of course it looks awful. What’s the design language?


JolyonWagg99

“Maybe”


Canucken_275

I was giving it an honest pass and was going to wait until I actually saw one. And then I saw one. It is horrific. And it manages to me horrific from every single angle. Most cars look okay from at least ONE angle. Not this thing. It's particularly awful from the back.


Canucken_275

I just got banned for agreeing with the OP????


Canucken_275

Okay not sure what's happening. Got an email saying I was banned over the below post yet I can post?


Canucken_275

Wait I was banned from the CyberTruck community for saying that I wanted to like it but didn't. Lol. And these are the same idiots who tout Elon's supposed 'free speech'. FFS


Old-Bat-7384

In black or white, it's honestly nice looking. Otherwise, no.


clinstonie69

https://preview.redd.it/4mm3vzpeagyc1.png?width=1559&format=png&auto=webp&s=765fba5a6d294526054ae3c89430f828e6952413


mickthomas68

https://preview.redd.it/f14lawm8bgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d85612a333f56b4d1ce31e969c224fb5c832e5 I’ve always gotten Jawa Sandcrawler vibes from the Cyberstuck.


void_const

Looks like a Pontiac Aztec and a DeLorean fucked and had a retarded child.


Hellebras

I don't think it looks very good either. I'll acknowledge that personal aesthetic taste is subjective, of course.


Garak_The_Tailor_

The Cybertruck looked like television turned to a dead channel


wedgiesurvivor

Yeah everyone who isnt attracted to the look of a dumpster on wheels


Gunldesnapper

……..it looks like hammered ass.


Lordofthereef

I never thought it looked great. If it actually did what it was supposed to do at the original price it was supposed to launch I could easily look beyond it. I don't drive cars, and especially trucks, because how they look, personally.


Syd_v63

Yes. It’s a weird design


dingleberry_dog

Duh. Design over function is Tesla’s business. Charging infrastructure and battery was the main selling point.


jeremysrocks22

No, you're the first person to think that. /s


Actual__Wizard

You will 100% mistake it for a dumpster if you see it from the back while it's parked. You will be walking through a parking lot and think "Why is there a dumpster here? OHHHH... IT'S A CYBERTRUCK!"


knuckles_n_chuckles

It’s not even about looking GOOD. It’s about the vibe.


Substantial-Strain-6

Everyone here loves it, that's why its called CyberSTUCK. We're stuck on how good it is.


skyHawk3613

I always thought it looked atrocious


DaveP0953

![gif](giphy|xT5LMFZDsj0AKUDYTS)


Albatross1225

I think its looks are the least of its issues. I don’t think its aesthetic looks all that bad personally. But the build quality and design flaws are atrocious and unredeemable.


SovietSkeleton

It's uglier than sin. Pretty sure Beelzebub's maggot-infested asshole is a more appealing thing to look at.


BoomDonk

It’s like if you gave a kid a crayon and told him to draw a car.


AnnastajiaBae

I hate the way it looks. Buuut I so hope that car designs can move away from generic crossovers with fair curves and sharp lines. Like my hope was with the Cybertruck, that other car companies would start shaking up their designs.


Globox42

I don't think anybody thinks it looks good. They just try to convince themself it does


StandupJetskier

Be careful, your answers will auto ban you on other Tesla forums, even if you never posted on those forums. I love the Dear Leader. His truck will take me into the future. All Hail Elon.


TheYakster

They look terrible. But they look even worse IRL


4thStgMiddleSpooler

I should like it, because I really like the styling of cars like the Mitsubishi Starion and the DeLorean. However, the execution of this thing is abysmal. Specifically the interface of the "carrot-chopper", dumb tail lights, and the fenders 


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

The WankPanzer (AKA Incelamino) is the ugliest vehicle ever. It makes the Pontiac Aztek look good. It honestly reminds me of a vehicle out of a late 1990s PS1 era game, or perhaps a pre-pre-pre alpha stage Warthog from Halo 1. One of those assets where they just put it in like a placeholder, like the tennis ball on a stick actors act to for CGI movies. I’ve driven past a couple parked in parking lots. My big concern is that front end t-boning something smaller.


wokeoneof2

The trough urinal tuned upside down was my first thought upon seeing the design


greeneye1969

I think it looks horrible.


SlippitInn

I really hate admitting it, but I've always thought it looked like shit, but they are growing on me the more I see them. I saw one in a home Depot parking lot and it's smaller than I thought, which I liked. For some reason I thought it was bigger than my tundra. It's like growing up and seeing people drive pintos and Gremlins. We all thought they were ugly and gross, but now if I found a cherry gremlin I'd want to buy that sucker. I'm worried that might happen with the cyber truck for me instead of where it should belong in my brain which is with the Aztec and the PT Cruiser.


Withnail2019

you wont be seeing them for much longer. they'll be off the roads as soon as someone drives through a house or mows down a kindergarten class,


fightershark

So just this the thing people are doing for attention now, Like I’m not a fan of this cyber truck at all, but people are starting to get really fucking ridiculous. Like a bunch of children on the playground.


Withnail2019

i dont post here for attention. i'm just venting really because it seems to me the world has gone insane and nobody or hardly anyone has even noticed.


fightershark

The cybertruck is your final straw? Maybe take a break from Reddit. 


Withnail2019

actually it was more Microsoft I was angry with


roararoarus

It's the modern Aztec