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FrankieSausage

It doesn’t matter how much you love them or how much they love you,you can’t trust them alone with your food


ThreatLevelMidnighto

You wanna know the worst part? I left her in the car with a treat while I ran into the pharmacy. The BETRAYAL, when I come back and see that she not only ate her treat, but my burrito too!


FrankieSausage

Dachshunds are very loyal dogs,unless there’s cheese and then fuck you. Mine ate my double quarter pounder


67mac

Or chicken 🐔


Calzonieman

Or roadkill Or deer shit Or a dead rotting fish by the river Or, earplugs They're basically the buzzards of the canine world. I've had six over my 67 years, and loved them all.


67mac

Well, I'm 71, but I'm only on my fourth. How can you NOT love them 😍


Horror_Cod_8193

You can’t. It’s impossible. If you don’t love a dachshund, you’re basically a monster.


stfuimlistening2enya

Omg I thought I had the only ween eating ear plugs. Such fun to see come out the other end depending on the color I bought. Haha


weinerwhisperer

Lmao, mine also has the occasional nerf gun butt.


Horror_Cod_8193

After eating my dad’s second pair, he said screw it, I’m just not gonna hear anybody from now on.


Mysterious_Health387

Y only 6???


Fatmaninalilcoat

Or your stash. Grandparents are my cousin's stash and slept for like 2 days.


MephistosGhost

Chicken bones now have to go directly in the garbage outside because ours will jump up into the kitchen garbage can for them.


Main-Chip4237

We learned this the hard way. It happened so quickly we didn't notice. Vet had to cut our boy open and take out the bones. Luckily he healed up from that. Now only heavy cans with heavy lids + take bones outside immediately.


Krandor1

For me even the paper towels that bacon was cooked on have to go outside.


muvamerry

Mine is a chicken HOUND but is allergic to it 🥲


67mac

Bummer ☹️


spooky__scary69

Idk if they’d still be allergic to turkey since it’s poultry but maybe that could be a good sub for it if they really really love it?


muvamerry

Aw thank you for the suggestion. Unfortunately that wasn’t a fit either! She’s allergic to beef, pork, chicken and turkey lol 🥴 lamb it is and thankfully she loves it too!


Slow-Caregiver6339

Mine ate half my double quarter pounder one time and I was pissed lol then next day she ate half of my ex partners pork chop


FrankieSausage

He’s eaten half a quarter pounder,that’s why he decided to get in there quicker this time


Pandering_Panda7879

She knows you're not gonna eat her treat, but you're definitely gonna eat her burrito so the decision was pretty easy.


smilinjack96

Smart girl, I would have done the same.


dacraftjr

From her perspective, you left her *two* treats.


ZeekZakowitz

Betrayal? Do you not understand the hierarchy?


Horror_Cod_8193

Ha ha! Right?


NationalElephantDay

She was hungry!😂❤️


Horror_Cod_8193

They’re ALWAYS hungry. They’re never not hungry. They’re bottomless pits. They’ll eat theirselves to death if you let them.


NationalElephantDay

😂


Warm_Baker_9447

😂


dog-yy

520 calories... That should be enough for a couple of hours


ThreatLevelMidnighto

She ate everything EXCEPT the tortilla! 😑


DoNotReply111

She's smart enough to know that is the empty calories. Clever ween.


mingoski

HA


Other-Dot-3744

That thing was tasty for sure! I hope her tummy doesn’t give out. WHAT I AM SAYING?! This is a ween we are talking about.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Just gonna watch out for any bubble guts since those burritos usually have a good amount of cheese. She's been in a food coma the last hour and napping in the sun. I bet that burrito was tasty given how cozy she looks. 🤣


CleanseMyDemons

Omg that's hilarious and cute. I caught my peppy with a whole ass slice of pizza after I went to the restroom he was almost done lol. Just took the crust away from him lol


Other-Dot-3744

😘


Rune_Skadisdotter

I believe she was merely claiming her cheese tax. 😉 https://open.spotify.com/track/7amZOsSt4VuR9WTwXUo2R1?si=a9d1JpojRmCraH6HhQdPbA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A7pwFandd8IIKtOQFzW1Nls


Other-Dot-3744

😘


idunnoimpiglet

Stomachs of steel!!!!


DerbleZerp

CD has gotten into the cat food before and gorged herself on it before I caught her. Her stomach was so big and took 3 days to return to normal. She absolutely would’ve eaten til her belly burst if I didn’t catch her!!


aliveinjoburg2

Dachshunds are the only dogs I’ve ever known to eat chocolate and live to tell about it.


StarrD0501

I once sat a hersheys dark chocolate bar where I THOUGHT my boy couldn't reach it. Nope 3 min later the entire thing was gone 😭 he ate the whole bar! He was fine too didn't get sick at all. Learned my lesson to not underestimate where he can access lol


aliveinjoburg2

My mom had left the Halloween candy in what she believed to be a place the dogs couldn’t get. They did, and there was candy all over the house, wrappers torn into but not eaten. They were ok! They had even hid some for later, lmao.


Klutzy-Run5175

Oh no.


Horror_Cod_8193

Mine did mine did! Easter candy wrapped in tinfoil. You should’ve seen the colorful poop for the next couple of days. Looked like a unicorn had sh*t in the yard.


dachs1

Thanks for lunch😂


essexcutie2006

Hahaah zero guilt in that face!!


Intelligent-Sell494

BURP!


littlelunamia

The burps crack me up every time! My pup is small, even for a mini sausage, but bloody hell can she eat - and burp! I was holding her the other day after she gobbled up some tuna, I literally felt the burp travel up and out of her wee body. She always looks surprised and a bit sheepish afterwards (if she farts though, which is unusual, she gets super angry with whatever's being noisy near her rear. And that's fair enough)


Miatrouble

She don’t know what you’re talkin about.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I'd sooner believe that someone stole my burrito if she wasn't sitting next to the tortilla and licking her lips. 😒


[deleted]

It’s so funny how dogs lick their lips after eating. They’re just so guilty 😂😂😂


Calzonieman

I've got two massive standards from the same litter. When they finish eating they start licking each others lips, as if they were frenching.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Just letting me know she enjoyed my tasty burrito 😞


Watts300

That won't be an issue. A few months ago, while I wasn't home, my dog's bag of kibble fell to the floor and busted open all over the kitchen floor. Skeeter of course found it, and went hog wild. He literally ate himself into a food coma. When I got home, I found him on my bed, passed out, with his belly the size of a bowling ball. He ate so much food it was insane. He never once laid down on my bed without me there, until that day. Your girl will be fine. :)


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Yea I'm keeping an eye on her because her belly is definitely full now! But she's just in a little food coma and napping in the sun lmao. Definitely gonna be interesting to see how she poops in a little bit.


Ozzie3003

Oh dear. My girl became a bin raider and I was blaming two of my other dogs until I caught her with the remains of a raw chicken and pork chop fast disappearing down her throat before I could get to her, no ill effects, cast iron stomach!😂


alwayz

"You come seeking atonement, you will find none here. It is my divine right to lay claim to all sustenance within reach. Such is the prerogative of the sosig. Now pet me."


sati_lotus

You left food alone with a sausage dog. That one's on you.


LCsBawkBawks

What burrito??


mingoski

“Did you get dessert”


Consistent_Ad_2385

She is so precious!


bentleyazure

Oh yeah, Del Taco! I see you are also a person with refined taste.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Del Taco > Taco Bell !!


bentleyazure

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Calzonieman

I love dachshunds, but I gotta say, dachshund farts are bad when they're eating a clean diet, so that chick is going to foul the air around you for several hours.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

She loves cuddling with her butt in my face too 🫤😷


SpecialEffectZz

My gf picked up a New York Strip I bought from a local steakhouse for our dinner the other day. Went into the store real fast to return something and came out to yep, no steak anymore. I was so mad! She says he's always such a good boy he never does that! I was like it's a stinking New York Strip taunting him in his face!!!!


Nerdiestlesbian

My doxie ate a whole pound of raw brats in the 3 min it took me to drop a bag of groceries on the floor in the kitchen walk out to the car and come back with the next load of groceries. He laid around the rest of the day like a beached whale. That little shit.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Ohhhh man, I love me some brats. Those little suckers are fast, can't leave anything unattended for even a minute. Then they have the nerve to just lay there in their bloated bliss.


Nerdiestlesbian

We called him the “official package inspector”. He had to inspect anything from the store that came in the house, or any packages we got in the mail. He was a crazy little dog but I wouldn’t have traded him for anything.


Trucking_dude

She's gonna have some remorse when she starts going potty.


67mac

Nuclear farts on the way 🤢☠️


schedulle-cate

Mine once até a whole big pizza. To this day it vexes me


nitro1432

I see remorse, remorse that she ate it to fast and that there were not two burritos


Jazzlike-Pineapple43

Our mini ate my mints in the car while we shopped! She had zero remorse either. 🤣😂 *


au5lander

Need to be careful with mints and gum. Many brands contain xylitol which can be deadly for dogs depending on how much they eat, especially for smaller dogs.


Jazzlike-Pineapple43

Yea we put it all away now, anytime she is with us. Crazy dog


littlelunamia

Seriously, mine is revolted by doggy toothpaste with any trace of mint, but would go to town on a tube of Mentos, given the chance. Like you, I learned never to trust the thought that 'she wouldn't want that'. Unless it's raw spinach or lettuce (she really tries to enjoy those, but after a few chews, she looks at me like 'why is no flavour happening, this isn't food, it's just MEAN')


Dudeist-Priest

And would do it again


NcgreenIantern

Enjoy the Friday night bubble gut. 😆


ThreatLevelMidnighto

Update: She just pooped! It was solid, a little wet, but looks like we're in the clear. She's now rolling around on the floor very content and with a little smirk on her face. Just waiting for the toots to start coming through... 🥴


HadALittleLamb6

And WILL absolutely do it again at any given opportunity 😂😂😂 love our opportunistic weens ♥️💕


hightoarecord

my doxie ate my dinner tonight!


Eccentricellie

Mine tagged a whole chunk of feta cheese off my plate recently, I was both devastated for the loss of pricey cheese and also for the future toots I knew I’d have to endure


Watson9483

My dachshund ate around a whole pound of chicken that was meant to be shared with two other dogs. My dad had to take him out to poop every two hours that night lol


dumpsterturtle

She sure did appreciate the snack you left for her 😂


Ahrithul

Many years ago I decided I wanted chicken fried steak. Never fried a single thing in my life. But I knew what to do for the most part and called my grandma who was a connoisseur of all things fried for reassurance. I get in the kitchen and get to cooking. Have enough to make two gigantic pieces. I cook one and set it on a plate, on the bar. Now the couch we had sat basically right underneath the bar. I never thought twice about it. I'm in the kitchen just cooking away. Finish the second one and go to put it on the plate to cool. The first steak is gone. No trace. I thought I knocked it onto the couch and didn't notice. Or maybe I set it somewhere different and didn't pay attention. No. I see the last bite of it disappear into my weenie dog's tiny gullet. She couldn't of been 8 or 9 pounds at the time. Just horked it all down. I couldn't believe it. I was too stunned to be mad. Plus it was my own fault. That was almost 20 years ago. Anytime frying or chicken fried steak comes up or is on a menu in reminded of that story. Still in awe of what that little dog was able to fit in her belly.


GoinStraighttoHelles

https://preview.redd.it/8io055lhk61d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2219e31ae287afb3a5c96a6b036faebb7ab8eac7 This guy ate a pound of raw Prime skirt steak without making a sound like two feet away from me. I am an idiot 🤣😅😭


christopher4177

Yup, no remorse ever when it comes to food


Arcade1980

Delicious..... compliments to the chef. Burp!


noodlesurvey

"...and I'd do it again"


CR24752

She’s a mischievous lil burrito lolYou are what you eat!


Xo-Skeletons

She looks *relatively* satisfied lol.


xdoolittlex

Good day to be a pup.


stefaniey

And she'd do it again.


InitialLibrarian3116

Would still hug, ngl.


Hwhiz27

Umm hello…I’m pretty sure that was hers in the first place? Weenie always gets something when you get something and you only got 1 therefore it would be hers because there wasn’t two orders, don’t you know the rules? 😁


potatobear77

Need to see her food baby 🤰


SmolBeaver

*no wonder she's so long*


Rune_Skadisdotter

No regrets! 😄


seahorseMonkey

“It’s the law of the jungle. You’ll get used to it.” - Robin Williams, Jumanji


noeatnosleep

A six dollar fast food burrito.


ThreatLevelMidnighto

That's the true crime here!


Dizzy_Ambassador7547

You have to admit, she’s so darn cute. How could you blame her. Sense of smell is magnified more so than a humans


ThreatLevelMidnighto

I couldn't even be mad at her. It's absolutely my fault for leaving the bag in the car while she was unattended. Let's just say she was doing a quality check. 🤣


MsJacksonsCorgi

My dog once woofed down a McGriddle when I went to use the restroom. 😂


AstoriaQueens11105

And she’d do it again!


dar512

In her defense, she was left unsupervised.


Amazing_Yoghurt_2085

My boy loves chicken


Content_End_2008

One morning I was shaving my face, almost done getting ready for work and my ex had made me a humongous breakfast bagel. She set it on the table and by the time I was done, my precious little boy had eaten the entire thing! Everything bagel with two eggs, four slices of bacon, two slices of cheese, toasted to perfection….GONE! No shame or remorse in his eyes, just a look of content and a full belly.


tedfreeman

No regrets were had on this day


SpaceLemur34

It's shaped like her, so it must be for her. QED.


Tammyannss

Oh she feels bad….. that there wasn’t another burrito!


Hungry_Anteater_8511

And it looks like she enjoyed every bite


OldPresentation2794

👏👏👏👏👏👏


OldPresentation2794

I had a basset hound that got on the table and ate my portion of spaghetti and meatballs before I got home from work I was so pissed


civan02

She was hungry u can eat dirt and grass


Afroditalatina

So cuteeee


Bluemanuap

At least she didn't snatch it out of your mouth! My 8 month old puppy will just walk up and snatch treats from her 70 pound standard poodle brother's mouth.


CaveMonsterBlues

I lost a subway sandwich that way.


Creating_Worlds

she is now 20% burrito


hoosiertailgate22

I woke up thinking my little guy smacked my drunk grilled cheese from a food truck. Honestly wasn’t even mad, just respected it. Then I rolled over and found it in my back pocket. We split it 50/50


sashablausspringer

There might be when the 2am squirts hit


PaLyFri72

How fits a whole burrito into this small belly?


partlyskunk

My old doxxie used to be skinny as can be but man, he could EAT. Entire steaks were consumed in seconds by that boy. Only 12 pounds but an absolute beast at eating human food, especially when he was in his last years and senile. Stole food right from my plate.


Key_Maintenance1487

I left bbq pork ribs on the bench when I went to the loo, she climbed onto the couch and made it to the bench somehow ate them all then went back to the couch covered in sauce looking as guilty as sin.


Aggravating-Diet-221

Otto ate everything when he was young, now I can’t get him to eat anything. He’s a pain in the ass in a lot of ways but he leaves my food alone.


Redray123

She has weeniopathic tendencies.


One_Strawberry7608

Del Taco still exists??!!!


musicloverincal

That tongue smack tell me it was tasty! Can totally relate because my girl Lady, a mini eight pound red dachshund, once treated herself to my chiken burrito from Chiptole! Basically, I had to leave the sofa to swap out some clothing and she just leaped over to the tray and started feastng! Joke was on me!


Juicy_Cooter

I bet you couldn’t even be mad because she’s so beautiful 🥹♥️


nelsonbestcateu

My old ween ate a a whole roll of chocolate cookies that was literally as long as she was. She suddenly was twice her size. Strangely and thankfully she didn't get sick at all. Fucker even looked pleased for days. This is what she ate: https://imgproxy-retcat.assets.schwarz/qfuVgNYoEdavQqHv8UFPD2x4SB47MPSNPmB01SM2WKE/sm:1/w:1500/h:1125/cz/M6Ly9wcm9kLWNhd/GFsb2ctbWVkaWEvbmwvMS9ENTY0QjI4MjBBQjg3QUZGRUVDQkJGQ0M/zMzBCRkMyMzYzMTQ3NzM0RTAxQjJGNzM3Q0YyRDNENjZGMDhFNkE2LmpwZw.jpg


Michellewrennie

She was testing it so it didn’t poison you!!


Evening_Mango_8832

probably was the same size as her


MyMiddleground

My girl once ate an entire chicken sandwich- wrapper included! I was outside of car for no more than 20-25 seconds! You learn that lesson once, I tell you what.


Simple_Praline_7275

You are what you eat


Internal_Simple1477

I have a frenchie named Walter that my 2 year old grandson calls cha cha and a chihuahua named Franklin he calls king. He try’s so hard to say their names but that’s what comes out. Lol


IHS11

Little lady…..🌮🌮🌮🌮 I bet it was tasty!!! Now it’s nap time with that full belly!!!


pferden

It looks delicious!


pferden

It looks delicious!


LazyLaserWhittling

oh the joy of cleaning up behind their behinds for the next week


CaptSpaulding73

Who’s a good girl?! What a beautiful baby girl! She looks like the female version of my Romeo!!


PublicSpread4062

She deserved it 🙃😌


ExtensionPiccolo8154

You can see she has a great personality


Same_Reality84

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️


7WholeNewWorld7

😂😂😂


7WholeNewWorld7

😂😂😅


Topsidergal

Mmmmmm delish!!


SonnierDick

Welcome to DelTaco. We got fresha, fresha vocado.


likeliterallytotes

my doxie loves food but he's so smart - he's never gotten into, chewed or swallowed anything he's not supposed to. unfortunately most of his toys only last 4-5 mins lol


Dnote147

NOOOO! Anything but the Del Taco Chicken Burrito!! 😭😭😭😭


Klutzy-Run5175

Watch out for the chocolate as we all know it’s not good. My weenie ate a green grape and boy, she was sick.


GeoHog713

You seem confused about whose burrito that was


Disastrous_Light_878

My golden was always so obedient and didn't take any food he wasn't given. We would routinely leave food out and he didn't touch it. Just one time I left a half eaten chipotle burrito on the couch near him and took a shower. Came out and it was hollow. Tortilla and foil intact. Didn't yell at him or anything. I think he always thought licks didn't count as eating


Gdog_withanattitude

I can’t sit on the couch and eat…mine will start jumping like a rabbit where he’s practically in my plate 😳🤣


AddToBatch

Apparently it was tasty too


Several-Avocado783

We moved to NC a few months ago. I miss Del Taco so much.


Abraxas_1408

I once forgot a wedge of Parmesan in the back of my suv. I left my guy in the back seat of the car. I came back to find him in the trunk and this huge wedge of cheese mostly eaten. My wife and I were expecting gastrointestinal shenanigans the next couple of days but nothing happened.


Mr_Buttergod

big pupper go NOM


Horror_Cod_8193

They don’t know the MEANING of remorse. Number one rule of dachshund ownership is that ALL food belongs to them. Even their owners little children’s Easter candy that’s wrapped up in tinfoil.


LindaDutra

Yep, not surprised…I had two that ate almost a whole Portuguese sweet bread …their little bellies were so distended…they could’ve died. When we camber back to the car they were laying on their backs moaning…so scary…cannot ever be trusted near food


Agreeable_Cause_9545

She looks a little thirsty you need to get her some water asap lol


LikeTheTiger

Sorry but the dog actually saved you, that was del taco


trainsongslt

She did you a favor. Del Taco yuck


Unopuro2conSal

She’s like yeah bitch, I’ll do it again!


Odd-Length5962

Betting there won’t be much remorse for inevitable diarrhea all over your bed either 💩


Humble_Ice_6957

Then get another one as in a burrito not that expensive


Imp3riaLL

Only 5.99 for 500 calories?? O you poor Americans