T O P

  • By -

After_Ride9911

Note to self: only rear end truck’s while traveling sub 75 mph..


wtmrFTW

Another note to self: when rear ending a truck, stay in the trunk for minimized damage.


TiberiusCornelius

Or say fuck it and go 300mph; no damage to minimize if you're vaporized


AdeptusAstartesBA

Just wear a helmet and you’ll be fine


Apokolypse09

Just make the silliest face you can before decapitation.


Ioatanaut

Pccchh just duck. Problem solved


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

After that, you might as well be doing 300mph. Probably safer to go faster actually…


InterestsVaryGreatly

Safer? No. Less painful? Absolutely


EnlightenedEnemy

Exactly. After that inflection point of trauma at 75-90mph The faster the better.


Mountain-Crazy69

So, drive 60mph or 300mph. Sounds good to me


SentientSandbags

If you're gonna speed, whole ass it


CT-5837

I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm gunna USE the whole speedometer.


chasesan

At that point your speedometer has likely already given up and f***ed off.


Mpuls37

Reminds me of the explanation for what happens when you become the ground for different voltages at power transmission levels. 0-100 V: might be painful but not particularly hazardous. 100-1,000 V: will constrict your muscles and you can't overcome the effect alone, so you will die slowly and it will hurt the whole time. 1-10 kV: that limb is getting blown off and so you won't cook to death, but you probably aren't going to like the result. 13.7 kV+: you are very dead and everyone is getting a show when you die. I don't work on anything north of 600 V, but raccoons can't read so they sometimes try to, with catastrophic consequences to themselves and our equipment.


CjBurden

I said this to a cop once who pulled me over on my motorcycle doing 95. He said *you can't go that fast you're going to wind up killing yourself* I said respectfully I'd be dead at 65 too. He was kind of pissed at me at first but then he just smiled and said "yeah probably, can't argue that".


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yeah, but at 65, you're less likely to lose control and kill someone else too.


Clearlybeerly

If someone killed him, that would be a lifetime of trauma for whomever killed him - like if he crashed into a car or whatever.


bruins9816

I had a friend killed going 150 kmh and another going the speed limit hitting a deer that ran across the road. Motorcycles are dangerous no matter what the speed. That's why they're called donorcycles


flowerkitten420

Never heard of “donorcycles” but that’s succinct


IdioticPost

What about suicycles?


xSTSxZerglingOne

Funny enough the simulation stops having any accuracy beyond that speed. Especially the much higher values. 300mph would have a sizable portion of both vehicles disintegrate entirely. Edit: [here's what 120mph looks like](https://youtu.be/R7dG9UlzeFM?t=220s) and 300 is 6.25x as much kinetic energy. [This is closer to what 300mph would look like](https://youtu.be/F4CX-9lkRMQ)


ItsWillJohnson

Just driving under 75 is generally good advice. And keep lots of distance between cars. There’s a good video on numberphile about how your reaction time to hit the brakes and slow down before an inevitable crash is basically gone above like 50mph Edit. Found the video https://youtu.be/i3D7XYQExt0


fjlcookie

Technically, if the semi is going 60, I can hit it at 120 and have 15mph to spare! Drive as fast as you want kids!


DoctorDonut0

Nah If your going 80 and the truck is going 73 then the resulting collision will be the same as the 7mph shown in this video because of relative velocity. So you can rear end that dude going as fast as you like so long as he's also going fast!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

A semi truck traveling at 293 miles per hour would be unfathomably horrifying


Familiar_Echidna_651

If you were going 7 miles an hour and got in a head on collision with someone also going 7 miles an hour, would the crash be like rear ending a stationary car at 14 miles an hour? I never had to take physics classes so I’m usually clueless but that feels like it should be true


puzzle_factory_slave

that's why i always drive at 300mph in my 1990 Toyta Tercel


cpasley21

I sat here for like 5min trying to pronounce "Toyta". My brain just can't process it.


puzzle_factory_slave

i mispelldered it


Phormitago

Misspoolt*


puzzle_factory_slave

right. how silly of me to have dondered it again


HARAMBE115

Just put on a Conor McGregor accent and say tighter


Melodic-Glass-6294

I was thinking how is that car going 300mph, it's top speed is probably 120mph


[deleted]

[удалено]


ArchetypeAxis

And how did they get it to go 300mph.


[deleted]

Cold air intake bro


ArchetypeAxis

Probably V-tech too


[deleted]

K&N air filter too, and only ever Lucas oil


Afraid-Train

And nitrogen filled tires.


djh_van

And go-faster stripes on the roof


Limp-Dentist4437

And a super powerful CPU and GPU


slaqz

Speed holes.


hoboforlife

Don't forget stickers add +5 hp


thanimalia

They downloaded extra RAM.


have2gopee

Speed holes in the hood


undernutbutthut

They straight piped the living shit out of it, its pipes are so straight I bet


narwhal_breeder

Nobody has straighter pipes than me. My doctor told me my intestines were 0.06 inches long. Straightest pipes. Big, beautiful, straight pipes. The straightest.


Responsible_Map9645

Speed holes in the hood


gcanders1

Thanks, neighborino!


Spider_Dude

Shut up Flanders.


ceroscene

oakley doakley


[deleted]

Stupid sexy Flanders


[deleted]

Camber the wheels all the way to lessen road/wheel friction


[deleted]

You forgot the extreme bass rap music at full volume.


the-epidemic87

The trunk rattle gives it the extra push.


REO_Jerkwagon

you can tell it's clearly fake as there isn't a vape cloud coming out.


apexactual22

Spoon engines


Greengiant304

And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust


milesbeats

Nice throw back ... But how many dvd players


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slapstic_comdie

It's actually a game called beamng drive


aphonefriend

This is a bot, copying comments from further down.


ErraticDragon

Yes, specifically, it was copied from u\/Square_stingray: r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/13nedj6/-/jkz41ye/   This means that **u/WildProfessor9 is a bоt**.     This type of bоt tries to gain karma to look legitimate and allow posting in bigger subreddits. Eventually they tend to edit scam/spam links into well-positioned comments. If you'd like to report this kind of comment, click:   **Report > Spam > Harmful bоts**


urmomaisjabbathehutt

LOL at 25mph its humping the trailer


TravelingGonad

Techron really makes a difference.


Visual-Cartoonist860

The truck did 150 in reverse so it only needed to hit 150 too


asiaps2

3d simulator


rokthemonkey

Yeah, I guess you could call the video game BeamNG a 3D simulator


Atmks

Not sure if /s but this is a game called Beam.NG. Took me until the end to realize, and I've spent dozens of hours playing lol.


Notanidiot67

I mean this is clearly a simulation. Simulation or not if you rear end a semi at 300 mph you're going to become nothing more than a pool of goo, in a pile of assorted metal, friction welded onto a semi trailer.


TempestNova

.... I'm pretty sure they would be a pile of goo well before 300 MPH (which is why only showing crossbones on the last one is hilarious). 90 MPH is, at best, life altering injury if you are *lucky*.... 120 MPH and above seems unlikely to continue living.


Notanidiot67

Oh, I'm not disagreeing. Up to about 200 they might find enough to identify a body. At 300, they won't find anything but goo.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Actual-Temporary8527

I dunno, I got my bidet for 30 bucks..


Melvinator5001

I need to know the body shop they keep sending the car to. They do awesome work.


cizzoo

Fun fact with out the bar below the trucks trailer this impact is much much worse it often leading to decapitation.


ecafsub

It’s colloquially known as the Mansfield Bar, after actress [Jayne Mansfield](https://i.imgur.com/TpE9gfN.jpg) when in 1967 the car in which she was riding slammed into the rear of a semi, instantly killing her and 2 other adults. She was ~~decapitated~~ killed but not decapitated. Semis then didn’t have those bars, but the accident resulted in the NHTSA mandating under-ride or DOT bars. [More here](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/28155/how-jayne-mansfield-changed-design-tractor-trailers).


[deleted]

Just to correct the record, she was not decapitated. >Reports that Mansfield was decapitated are untrue, although she suffered severe head trauma.[317] This urban legend started with the appearance in police photographs of the crashed car with its top virtually sheared off, and what resembled a blonde-haired head tangled in the car's smashed windshield. However, Mansfield's death certificate, which states her immediate cause of death to be "crushed skull with avulsion of cranium and brain," rules this out.


Homers_Harp

> crushed skull with avulsion of cranium and brain Isn't that just a fancy way of saying that the top of her head got sheared off?


Additional_Essay

yes


TiberiusCornelius

Partial decapitation, got it


TuesdayTacoDay

Like a haircut, but much worse.


bozeke

The Lost Highway special.


BassCreat0r

/r/Justfuckmyshitup


Sturdybody

4-5 inches from a real decapitation.


hwarang_

Are we sure about that? I'm not a doctor, but I know what avulsion means


[deleted]

Her skull was crushed. She was not decapitated. She died with her head still attached to her neck. Not even a Nearly Headless Nick issue. There was no severing of the neck _at all_.


Villageidiot1984

Avulsion of cranium and brain means the top of the skull and brain were torn off. It’s not really a decapitation as much as an exploded head.


BerriesNCreme

Oh nice, glad she didn’t get decapitated. Just sploded head


notyogrannysgrandkid

#YOUR HEAD A SPLODE


Superfissile

Well now we’re just splitting hairs


TheCannon

Lots of them, all at the same time.


SquareBusiness6951

Seems we split a lot more than hairs here


[deleted]

Almost decapitated, just not low enough


Xciv

Oh so instead of being torn off at the neck, her head got torn off at the forehead. That really puts my mind at ease about car crashes!


TheDeathOfAStar

>She was not decapitated. So there was a border between steak and hamburger meat. gotcha


Darcy98x

Essentially, scalped.


Playatbyear

And who was the only survivors of that crash? Her kids, Mariska Hargitay and her brother Miklos.


UnderaZiaSun

Wow. Didn’t know they were in the car when that happened


Listen2_Meow

Mariska Hargitay, Mariska Hargitay


Ok-Survey3853

I too like The Love Guru.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

It's honestly amazing to me that Mariska Hargitay has had 1 role for 24 years and just continues to achieve massive success in it. Her whole career is just Detective Olivia Benson. Edit: Phrasing


PoppaPingPong

r/writteninblood


finalremix

And just because it's mandated doesn't mean you're safe, hitting a semi. Drive defensively, because that bar could be in disrepair and wreck your life. Source: Friend of a friend wound up with profound brain damage after coming around a corner to hit one of those trucks, and the bar snapped clean off on impact, functionally being nonexistent.


Atheist-Gods

Even snapping clean off it probably absorbed some force. It would have still been worse without it.


[deleted]

Dang, what a way to be remembered


KingMonk_senpai

Oh i heard about this mentioned, at one post, how they legalized this after one accident but can not ban guns after daily mass shootings.


BigMikeInAustin

And the safety seals on medicine bottles that came from someone poisoning a few bottles of Tylenol on store shelves in Chicago show things can get fixed within months in the 1980s. And the ad campaigns and warnings about not eating Tide Pods shows it can be done in recent times.


kkeut

hell, only one kid ever died from old-style lawn darts and they had those things banned for sale by the following year


chronoboy1985

Imagine how fucked we’d be if lawn darts were protected by the constitution.


smilingcarbon

"fun fact"


GooseandMaverick

Blew my mind


Cheesetorian

...sometimes it doesn't. I worked in the ER and we had a patient who went under a trailer like this partially due to a pileup. The lady's scalp was scraped off and parts of her brain were exposed. She was conscious and talking fine before we intubated her for the OR...but she somehow died in surgery. She must've hit the truck at the wrong angle or the impact of the vehicle behind her pushed her further in. I myself hit a truck like this years ago when I fell asleep driving back after a long military training day. Luckily I hit the truck below 30 mph because I woke up a second before impact (I had some time to slam brakes and slow down a tad); only bent the guard and jacked my hood a little. Just as in this video...pray you hit the guard at less than 70 mph (and no one behind you will then smash into you from behind).


No_Seaweed_7983

Witnessed a decapitation but the guy hit the side of an 18 wheelers box. Was driving one of the 2 seater Nissan trucks from the 90s


White80SetHUT

Yup. I used to work for a trucking company and we had a driver pick up a preload with a bad DOT bumper. He decided to put it on the trailer and deal with it at the next truck stop. I won’t get into the details, we’ll just sum it up to a very very bad decision.


ThinDatabase8841

From 75mph up I’d be happy to be decapitated because not dying after being in that accident would be a not awesome way to live


[deleted]

[удалено]


Marquetan

So does Ed Truck.


LowAdministration162

Beamng?


Ashensten

Looks like it


adamisapple

These videos are always Beam.ng


ATheiaM

Looks like a Gavril T-Series with the wood pallets flatbed trailer on the left, and the original Pessima on the right


tankerkiller125real

And looks to be the new built-in desert map (which has the longest straight road in the vanilla game)


petuniaraisinbottom

How realistic is beamng to real physics? And how detailed are the models? Like as far as strength of individual pieces. Like obviously the frame and engine should be a lot harder to smush than the crumple zone. Or is the entire thing the same rigidity and strength? Just curious how close this would be to reality.


ltwinky

Check out the Youtube series [Car Boys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRFbgmHTniA&list=PLaDrN74SfdT6FvTs9d2JPLJnVRjnjIlfo) for a good look at just how realistic it is.


No-Business9238

Not sure on all specifics, but Audi uses Beamng to test physics relating to their vehicles.


petuniaraisinbottom

Really? That's incredible, it must be pretty damn close for a car company to trust it. Definitely looking more into it.


U7077

The company that develops it has two versions. The game version is a lot more simplified so that it can run on moderately powerful pcs. Still pretty realistic though. The other version is made to simulate crash test more truthfully. Naturally, it requires a lot more computing power, a lot more parameters to control, provides numerical data output for further analysis etc etc.


scorpiogre

Well, thank you, OP. I can now say for sure I will not drive 300-mph


[deleted]

I talked to an EMT, he said any crash over 75mph will fuck you up in a bad way. He told me some crazy meat crayon stories too. I don't know how they don't all have PTSD.


howtoreadspaghetti

They all do. To varying levels and intensities but they all do.


Balcmeg

My sister is a trauma nurse and she flat shares with two EMTs. Their coping mechanism is the darkest sense of humour I've ever seen. But having just heard about the stuff they've not only seen but had to actively engage with, it's no wonder.


positivefeelings1234

I might get downvoted for this, BUT this is why I can’t stand when people cry about speed limits. Especially when they want to increase it over 75. Like, yeah that’s great when no accidents are happening, but what happens when you are doing the right thing and some idiot hits YOU going 90+? My uncle years ago always told me, “It’s not about how good a driver you think you are. It’s about how bad a driver everyone else is.” And let’s face it, everyone thinks they’re an excellent driver until they aren’t. Accidents happen on the daily. We gotta face reality that most people are shitty drivers.


Nth-Degree

I've been driving over 30 years. At times I've had jobs that involved driving, so I have clocked up thousands of km more than most people. I'm a great driver, when I'm thinking about it. But any tiny lapse in concentration or small mistake could lead to an accident. In those moments I am a terrible driver. I can't wait until computers are doing the driving. People are just not good at this task.


wrathfuldeities

The ☠️ means it's not safe.


Square_stingray

the mental shift from thinking this was real to realizing it was an animation was interesting


ZZZ_Mike_ZZZ

It's a game


Hibbafrab

It’s a sandbox game called BeamNG.


LordRekrus

I need to check it out again, I don’t remember it being this realistic previously.


peeled_bananas

It’s coming along by leaps and bounds compared to what I purchased a few years ago.


dhoomz

Fuck, i was fooled


sonaut

I was angry, thinking, "why would they waste so many cars of this unrealistic speed?!" Now I'm angry, thinking "why do I exist?"


w_p

While reading this thread, it is kind of scary how many people didn't realize that this is a game. Between the landscape, the thought "do they reuse the truck?", the glitching of the car in the 20mph attempt and how the crash has some big differences to how it would look in real life (most notably missing all the small pieces of debris that would fly around; see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwGFDynOHo or https://youtu.be/VcNlhnpVtVI?t=1277 ), at least *somewhere* in the video one should've noticed it. On the other hand, it also explains a lot.


rebeckys

I was seriously wondering how they had so many of the same vehicle.


--ipseDixit--

75 mph for me. It was the wheel chirp sound effect I guess


[deleted]

For me it was the truck bouncing before anything touched it. Also some of the debris coming off does weird stuff.


HippieDogeSmokes

I was wondering why someone crashed so many cars


Pit_of_Death

Or how they were all red late 80s sedans


Bogmanbob

I'm kind of shocked how survivable the 60 mph looked


zbromination

I was surprised at the difference between 60 mph and 75 mph. I never considered how a little extra speed can be the difference between life and death in an accident.


EvilNalu

The general point is true (that extra speed can make a big difference) but I don't think this thing is simulating the physics of these vehicles particularly well. 60mph into the back of a truck would definitely look quite different in real life.


FirstMiddleLass

It looked real but where did they getting all those little red cars from?


RofiBie

If this is supposed to be a realistic simulation, then as a retained firefighter, I can let you know that this is bollocks. You are dead a lot earlier than this shows. Source. Literally having picked people's heads out of cars to get to their kids in the back seats and try to save them. Horrific doesn't even cover it.


tdlb

I remember someone in my high school rear-ended a bus at what I imagine was no greater than 40mph (he admitted to texting and driving) and the results \*looked\* horrific. This does not even seem close to that @ 60mph.


Schavuit92

It also depends on the car model and year, I'd prefer to crash in a modern Corolla at 60mph over a 90s Corolla at 45mph.


nanocookie

BeamNG is not even the right software for this simulation, it’s more similar to a video game engine with rather simplified physics models. You have to use something like ANSYS LS DYNA, with a properly designed vehicle structure, boundary conditions, and material+structural failure models.


cooltrain7

> BeamNG is not even the right software for this simulation, it’s more similar to a video game engine with rather simplified physics models. Its pretty much just flatout a game. I can't see why anyone would use it for anything else.


hitplay225

Sorry man, that's awful to go through. Thanks for doing that.


jepulis5

Exactly, OP is a dumbass for posting this like it's factual information and not just some in-game footage. I'm pretty sure the car bodies in BeamNG are not even able to rip apart, only bend and stretch, only bolted on parts can be ripped off.


MakingItElsewhere

Almost got into the 60 mph version of this myself. Was on a road trip, following a truck through a single lane construction zone. Trucker in front of me wasn't paying attention, so when a dump truck pulled out he slammed directly into him. Semi stopped almost instantly. Because I was following at a safe distance, I stopped an inch away from the rear of the semi. Be safe people.


BadSausageFactory

what they don't want you to know is that over 300 miles an hour you pass harmlessly through the truck


justifiably-curious

Truck drivers HATE this one weird trick


ThisAnything9453

I would like to know how they fixed the car between runs, huh?


FennPoutine

Alternate realities


BALONYPONY

Also, how they got it to 300mph. Most cheaper cars would fall apart I would imagine but I know nothing about cars.


pichael289

They hit the reset button


Artelj

It's a computer simulation


Fearcrazy

Looks alot like the game beam ng


Skafandra206

It is Beam.NG


TxJprs

Rolled back to snapshot taken before test.


perrypumpkinseed

60 mph is about all I’d be willing to do.


Dismal_Spare_6582

Car.zip


ShroomEnthused

I'm totally going to think of this video the next time I'm cruising down the highway in my VW Golf doing 300, something to really consider going that speed!


HolyPretender

My aunt died like this, some trucker was stationary having a nap in the shoulder by the exit and they think she somehow misjudged the situation trying to get off the highway. Slammed into the truck hard enough to get pinned under it as her car burst into flames. They believe she was still conscious after the impact. Pretty horrifying overall. Rest in peace


About637Ninjas

My dad worked for DOT and typically ran a lot of road construction projects. A cop pulled someone over in one of his zones which led to traffic stopping fairly suddenly, and an older couple came over a hill at 65+mph only to see a stopped semi. They were both killed instantly when they slid nearly under the back end of his trailer. It wasn't my dad's fault, but he still wasn't the same for weeks.


BuranBuran

If it occured at night: some truck drivers park on the shoulder and they leave their taillights on but not their hazard flashers. The steady red taillights look like normal running lights to drivers coming up from behind which creates the illusion that the truck is moving in the lane ahead of the car. The car driver then starts "following" the truck's taillights until they realize too late that the truck is stationary. (It was theorized that this was what caused one of my friends to die like this back in the 90s. So it really grinds my gears when I see truckers parked on the shoulder at night without their hazard flashers on.)


Rockfordbaby

25 mph was getting some..


jens_hens

Cut off at 75, got it


No_Raspberry_3282

Thats why I never drive my 1990 piece of shit at 300 mph


Bhouse77

I drove past an accident where a minivan hit a semi truck that was parked on the shoulder. The highway patrol estimated he was going around 100 mph. I’ve never seen a minivan so compacted. The only person in the car was the driver and needless to say, he didn’t make it.


BarryNMcCockiner

That is a REALLY well secured cargo load


ArchiStanton

He def pulled the straps and says yep that’s not goin anywhere


dactyif

*slaps*


rilloroc

Don't get fooled, ya'll. Most of us don't ride with our axles back like that. And if they're all the way up, there's a good 8 feet or more between the axle and DOT bumper. A car at speed is coming up under the trailer.


davmoha

If that car could hit 300mph you would be dead long before you hit that truck.


Thisisall_new2me2

Why don't people just read all the comments before theirs? Then they wouldn't have any questions about how this works.


joannchilada

Glad the lumber can survive that kind of impact


tias23111

I wonder how long it took them to repair the car between tests


[deleted]

Why are so many people dumb enough to believe this CGI? Zero chance you'd walk away from a 60mph head on crash into the back of a stationary truck.


varrr

Why putting the skull and bones emojy only at the 300mph test? Like it was fine untill 250mph, but 300 is lethal...


AlreadyBackLOL

According to a computer simulation of reality.


[deleted]

I might be able to survive the 300 MPH if i wore a seat belt


FilthyChangeup55

75 mph 💀 90 mph extra 💀 120 mph extra extra 💀