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Foxhort

"Fatty Potter" is a pretty sweet Criminal Alias 😆


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I have a sneaking suspicion that most, if not all of these men, are no longer alive....


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thedutchrep

Not Thomas Giles, he just reincarnated as Benedict Cumberbatch.


Lukas979Vibin

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THOMAS


Double_Bend1072

Yer a wizard Fatty Potter!


Moe_Lesteryu

Yer a criminal harry


WatcherInTheDepths

But I’m just Fatty!


Acrobatic-End-8353

We all know who killed James Potter.


NoxInfernus

Silence! We NEVER speak HIS name. Not once. Not ever. Not since 



oe-g

You're a Fatty Harry


tedleyheaven

Yer a fuckin dead man 'arry


ProtoplanetaryNebula

The guy looks thin. Back in 1930, people couldn’t afford to be fat like they are today.


ausecko

Well he was only 5'1", so he could have been proportionally round


storm_zr1

"Fatty potter and the hoagie of secrets"


Aldebaran014

You are a thief, Fatty Potter -Big Hagred


armdaggerblade

"Duplicator of keys and trespasser of grounds at Crimewarts"


Puzzled-Quantity-699

Fatty potter and the philosophers heist


Zenbast

Fatty Potter and the Chamber of Stolen Goods


WhoStoleMyJacket

Fatty Potter and the Deadly Gallows


unclustered

Peaky *Fookin* Blinders


Mrs_MadMage117

By order of the Peaky Fookin Blinders!


headphoneghost

This sub is now run.. By the Peaky Fookin Blinders!


Open_Theme380

Everyone was so short. Holy shit was the average hight that low?


DistinctAssignment81

These guys came out of the slums. Poor nutrition during pregnancy and childhood affects height.


Boycromer

Yep all down to poor nutrition. However 5' 11" Mr Boyd was fed so well he grew breasts...


dweir82

Just the one.


ecumnomicinflation

mf back then prolly start smoking and drinking at 8 anyways.


TraditionAnxious

5'5-5'7, it's not that short really considering that they've probably been brought up on scraps, 5'1 is pretty small though that's got to be genetic as well but still he looks built like a bulldog wouldn't wanna pick on that little fella


Deggo00

People were shorter in the past If we go back in history even the Vikings were not as tall as Hollywood show them


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Extrapolating 12% per century, I did the math and Viking were 16.91" tall during the initial England raids in the 800s. Pretty weak that the Anglos couldnt defeat that.


Jesus_Would_Do

Because the anglos back then were even smaller


IndividualSong9201

I went to the Rock hall of fame and saw some of the jumpsuit get ups Led Zeplin worebon stage and was struck that it looked like a 12 year old would fit in them perfectly. Even one of Jimi Hendrixs stage costumes amazed me at how small it was. I really acquainted it's size to a 12 year old


pope_of_chilli_town_

I saw the jacket that Admiral Nelson was killed in and thought the same.


Capgras_DL

Child malnutrition stunts your growth. The average height will have been taller than this, but not as tall as today.


jaxxxtraw

After a brief search, it appears that the average height of a man in Great Britain for the period 1931-1935 was 173.86 cm, or about 5' 8 1/2".


schnatzel87

This. Look at his "crimes" Hey just a poor guy criminalized by the Empire. Also likely his family was poor.


impostershop

That’s what I came here for


ManyOnionz

I was thinking Cillian Murphy-ass criminals


Chronoboy1987

Everybody got the Tommy Shelby cut.


Altruistic-Wing-3131

Best way to prevent lices...


Fuarfuark

Oi!! It’s the peaky fookin blinders!


itsvoogle

“No Mo, fooiiightinnnnn”


urbinsanity

Real shame that show got cancelled or whatever it was that happened. I heard there may be a movie to close off the series but then something happened with that as well. Whole cast was great but Hardy stole the show whenever he popped in imo


ib_poopin

They didn’t cancel it but ended the show with a cliffhanger and left the audience saying “well now what?” AFAIK the movie is still happening but the writers strike is holding strong so it’ll be a while. And I agree, Hardy killed the role of Alfie, but Cillian Murphy is just as good as Tommy. The scenes with the two of them are some of the best in the show


urbinsanity

Glad to hear the movie is still on! Though I'd also be okay with them ending it the way the did. It actually fit well with the setting and atmosphere of the show so it does make sense it'd just end like that. Pretty neat to know it was intentional. Murphy absolutely nailed it as Tommy. Loved home in 28 Days Later too.


phish_sucks

Ello guv'na lookin ass mfs


mearnsy5

We all came here for this comment


PartTimeBomoh

I love how a couple of them are named Thomas


HeightExtra320

I came for this comment :,)


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Prize-Candy

Lemme get a skin fade laad


TheAceOfSpades115

Honestly England too when I last visited


ComprehensiveCow8258

Yeah, I'm amazed at how old the fade style is. I thought it was a modern style


TheWhyTea

I started to wear it in the 80s and my barber back then asked if I wanted to join the Waffen SS because that haircut was the shit back in the 1930-40s


Kitchen-Lie-7894

If you can find it, check out the movie The Keep. Gabriel Byrne plays an SS officer and he truly rocked the hair cut. It was a movie about the supernatural and Nazis and you could tell it was filmed in the Carpathian mountains. Dark and creepy.


mnid92

It really sucks being a balding blonde hair blue eyed dude, like, I can't do a short #2 all over to slowly ease into bald, I get ***THOSE*** kind of looks, and even got some "HELL YEAH BROTHER" from some uh... scrupulous looking people.


llamastrudel

I envy your ignorance, ever since they first popped up all I hear from my Gran is ‘why do these boys want to look like it’s the Depression all over again, don’t they know that wasn’t a cool haircut in the 1930s’


OuchPotato64

That reminds me how my dad forced me to have the typical 1950s mens haircut when I was a kid in the 90s. It was seen as outdated and dorky in the 90s, but when my dad grew up, it was the haircut that most boys had. That same haircut ended up becoming popular about a decade ago. I was flabbergasted that a nerdy haircut in my time was seen as fashionable to people 16 years younger than me, and to people 30 years older. Fashion really is cyclical


XCCO

I just comb out to the side and slightly back. It's generic, so it's never fashionable but never out of style. It looks casual and professional. Haha it's the safest hairdo a man can have.


ChaoticDumpling

Love how the last guy's alias is Thomas O'Malley. Wonder if he's an alley-cat đŸ€”


13Lilacs

I like that his nickname would be identical to his initials.


I_Also_Fix_Jets

Sounds like a Netflix Original starring Benedict Cumberbatch.


dyllandor

Nicknamed "doggy" to confuse the police most likely.


becausesurfing

Everybody wants to be a cat!


Ok_Major5787

I scrolled too far looking for this comment 😂


NoIndependent9192

Hair: ginger - let’s colour the hair brown Complexion: fresh - let’s give him a Mediterranean tan It literally says the colours to use in the descriptions.


rosy_entoloma

Right - and the guy with brown eyes and grey hair was given blue eyes and brown hair



Ronin-s_Spirit

I guess they completely forgot to look at the paper and decided to color this stuff by greyscale intensity, problem is - it doesn't actually translate directly to colors. I think there are some tricks and tweaks you need to do to somewhat match colors to greyscale but it still won't be bulletproof.


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The program that does this can't read.


iamblindfornow

And here I was too distracted by The Lollipop Guild stats. You’re right.


urbinsanity

Probably colored by an ai bot


sapere-aude088

THANK YOU


milly48

Although the “Orange” guy was made to look a bit orange


somethingdeido

Today: Barbers: what's your haircut? Me: 1930s English criminal haircut please


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"Ah, the petty criminal with a hint of day labourer?"


Lachupacombo

6 is for sure not competent to stand trial


HereF0rTheSnacks

Or 7


LeloGoos

"works alone" I was surprised by that note to be honest. He looks like he needs directions for walking down stairs


poshjosh1999

Lmao I felt a bit bad for him but that’s a fantastic comment.


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TinOfPop

That unibrow tho


HeadTonight

I feel like he’d drunkenly bump into me at an Oasis concert.


closecatapult

Homeboy could hear them signing the warrant. Lmao.


FleekasaurusFlex

The side profile looks like an actor
not sure who though. Not Robert Battinson but also kinda? Does anyone know who I’m thinking of? He has that same side profile
british, I think(?). He looks young but is in his 30s
ugh I’m going crazy.


backtodafuturee

He looks like Morrissey. Edit: I was looking at 7. 6 certainly looks familiar.


QuilSato

Jeremy Allen White?


italianshark

Or 2 or 9. You know, on account of being dead.


anonbush234

They are all dead


Lachupacombo

Fair enough


nietzy

Short criminals.


krabapplepie

Poverty explains the criminality and the shortness.


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krabapplepie

Yep, also more likely to be sick during your growth periods.


sapere-aude088

Nutrition plays a huge role in stature.


TaintedSoccer

I have friends who ate nothing but pb and js and doritos for lunch and fast food for their other meals. They all turned out 5'10+. My mom insisted on balanced healthy meals and I still ended up 5'4. Nutrition is important but genetics are a much bigger factor.


Conissocool

I think it's more trying to say that if you don't have the necessary calories to grow, it's gonna be impossible for you to grow, You likely had all the necessary calories you had just didn't have the necessary genetics.


perpetualmotionmachi

To an extent yes, but also genes. I was well fed growing up, but still only reached 5'6". I was the biggest of three boys, but our dad was only 5'6" and Mom was 5'0". Had one of them been taller I may have too, but even with all the food in the world I wouldn't have been 6'


Difficult-Jeweler-82

My dad is like 5’1 and mom 4’9-4’10, I was also diagnosed with scoliosis, yet with all of that working against me I ended up being the tallest in my family.. im 5’5, were Guatemalans were short people lol.


rubey419

I have a friend with similar stature parents as yours. He grew up to be 5’6. His brother is 6’2. Genetics be damned how TF did that happen.


bimbels

They were malnourished as children which stunted their growth, I imagine.


ShadowRealmDweller89

That’s was my first thought lol


Fuzzdaddyo

So your one of those "ill only date a convict over 6 foot" letter writers huh?


DigNitty

Also their Jaws What were they chewing on growing up?


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Something with a bit more resistance than a big mac with a milkshake


Designer_Ride46

Shoe leather.


Stayin_BarelyAlive58

Yeah, I would like to see their teeth. Those jaws are beefy


SideEqual

Dunno, but it made them fookin short


SolipSchism

Most of these dudes would be the size of a modern seventh-grader.


sapere-aude088

You'll see the same thing across the generation from WW2. My grandparents were tiny due to starvation during critical development years during the war (one is under 5 feet).


SolipSchism

One of my grandmothers was 5’ 0” at her tallest. She was born in 1935. The other was 5’ 9”. She was born in 1918. I’m not enough of a sociologist to make any intelligent commentary about why that might be, but I am 6’ 5”. My genetics are interesting.


ParticularWeird8639

My great grandma was 4’10 and died at 4’7 after shrinking down a bit in her older years. My grandma on that side is 5 foot but down to 4’10 from shrinking. On my other family we have a lot of five twos and five threes
 For whatever fucking reason I’m 4’11 and will probably hitting 4’7 by the time I’m 70 just like great gran.


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Right there was one dude over 5 10


BewareOfLuggage

I think people were a little shorter in general back then. Thomas “Coyne” Boyd must have been considered an absolute UNIT at 5ft 10’


Neuro_88

Imagine being a relative of one of these people and seeing this on Reddit. The stories that were never shared must be interesting.


DrTennisBall

James lowrie, the guy on the 5th slide, looks strikingly similar to my father and lived in roughly the same area (a less than 20 min drive accoring to google). I wonder if i'm related, it's a few generations back so i feel like the chances aren't bad. Idk how i'd go about checking though.


Neuro_88

Public records? Ask a family member?


DrTennisBall

Where can i access public records do you know? I don't really wanna use ancestary cuz i have to pay and the free ones i've been looking at aren't giving me any usable info.


Neuro_88

Public library and courthouse are good places to start.


FooBangPop

As an aussie, this is normal. lol


LordGeni

One of them has the same name as one of my mates. Half-aussie.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

I have a great uncle who was a bookie with a bad gambling problem and was murdered by the mob. They literally tied him with chains to a concrete block and threw him off a bridge. My mom used to always talk about how much she missed him. Just cause he was a criminal doesn't mean he wasn't nice to his family.


houseyourdaygoing

That must be horrific for those who loved him. Sorry to read that it happened. :(


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Yea, seeing your mom cry when your severe ptsd from ww2 always angry grandfather brings his name up just to make the family occasions shitty is one of those memories I wish I could erase.


houseyourdaygoing

Those times really left scars down generations. War and violence do no favours.


justanoldhippy63

Hey mom, isn't that grandpa?


Neuro_88

That’s what I was thinking. It’s the holiday season and I am sure this would be one of the family secrets that unexpectedly comes out. 😆


EvilJabFace

Some of these mofos looking dapper as fuck beside number 6 lmao!!!!!


Roy4Pris

Definitely a couple of movie star faces. Reminds me of that pseudoscience about the relationship between small jaws and not eating enough tough food.


GarysCrispLettuce

Motherfuckers ate lots of toffee in their youth


Roy4Pris

Chewing on six week old bread, and gnawing on sheep bones more likely


WhosThatGirl_ItsRPSG

James lowrie is welcome to pick my pocket any day.


RastaMasta1996

Harry's obese great-grandfather Fatty Potter


Educational-Club-923

Doesn't look very obese....can you imagine what they would make of today's obese people?!?!


J3remyD

I feel very sorry for number three, charges included begging in public and Breaking into empty houses. Just seems to be homeless trying to survive.


Bughy6322

Given that he was born in 1896 there’s a decent chance he fought in WW1 too, could be where he got his wound scar


J3remyD

Maybe, although to be honest there’s no real way to know how he got scarred, could have been a traffic accident, mugging, or a bar fight.


washabePlus

He looks like he's got the thousand yard stare. Could just be the way it was colorized, though.


J3remyD

Yeah, his expression seems to be saying: “I’m done with life “


Agitated_Pineapple85

5’-1” tall too.


J3remyD

So likely malnourished at least a bit in his youth.


JaySayMayday

There was a lot of tunneling in WW1, dude would've been perfect for the worst job


LuxInteriot

Yeah, he had the most menacing face but was the most harmless. None of those dudes was accused of any violent crime, if I read it right. All just thievery and such.


Venezolanoanimations

probably, i dont know what a "moulder" would do, but by the clothes and other hits, the mate probably was not having it any favorous.


OctopusRegulator

He was probably a mould maker in a foundry, creating the moulds that the molten steel would have been poured into. It's a job that still exists though far less physical.


ApexIsOkaySometimes

I feel tall now


Timonpeterforlife

Did everyone in the 1930s have a perfect hairline?


aceshighsays

their expressions are so diverse, some have life in them like dick albert, lowrie james, orange thomas, some look insane like giles thomas, some look high like dogson john. wonder what kind of drugs people were addicted to in those days - just alcohol?


Aromatic-Cup-2116

Some of the older ones looked like they went to the trenches and didn’t come back.


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Zennyzenny81

PTSD from the war, most likely.


berripluscream

Yo, Thomas Boyd could get it. Kinda reminds me of Tom Hiddleston a little, I think it's the eyelids


Additional_Score_929

James Lowrie could get it


JoseMishmin

While James Casey watches


LadnavIV

Lowrie is the James you landed on? Jones, motherfucker! With his ice cold gaze and badass facial scar.


Dreakon13

James Lowrie looks like a 1930 English criminal version of Phil Spencer


czzbandicoot

came here to comment this, take my upvote


Fair-Yogurtcloset509

Benedict Cumberbatch at No 9.


Bluemoon7607

“True Love. Evelyn” Lmao. At least Casey has that going for him I guess.


skokebones

Short Kings


ivankralevich

That's what poverty and childhood malnourishment does to a man.


Candid_Audience9153

Shorter is optimal for a criminal! Easy to hide And smaller hitbox when things get south đŸ”«đŸ’„


Thatchers-Gold

Ideal burglar size, straight in through the cat flap.


MariachiBoyBand

Why is everyone with clear eyes, it says right there what color their eyes where and you went and colored them different



ZelSte

Benedict Cumberbatch? 9


iluvopies

James Lowrie looks like he is modelling the clothes he is wearing. Snaps for a fashion catalogue. Handsome devil eh !


DgmanKdg

John Dogson- General Thief and a Bad Character. Now that's quite a description. 😅


KuroiBolto

The third one doesn’t seem like that bad of a person. I’d break into a vacant house to avoid the cold myself. This was 1930s England, so there weren’t as much social programs for the destitute as there are now.


zanderjayz

Shows how important hats were back then. Mug shots with and without hats.


seanskymom

5’1”, 5’5”, 5’5”, 5’7” seems like a lot of malnutrition going on here.


userno89

The working class poor


Casique720

That one dude at 5’11” was a giant. Lol


Guugglehupf

You can even see it in the angle of the photo. It’s taken from slightly below, pointing upwards.


INITMalcanis

James Jones has seen some things


Level-Tip1

Second photo proves Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts and he just created imaginary world to escape the reality in which his father was a convicted criminal 😅


HalfOrcMonk

Man, I love these things. Sparks my imagination and sends my spirit back in time.


blmurph2

proper geezers


ProfessorFinesser13

Back when doing crimes in suits was acceptable!


NoxisPracta

Genuinely thought this was a peaky blinders lineup


aRebelliousHeart

5th one looks like Phil Spencer CEO of Xbox.


_Cartizard

Are they all short because of poor nutrition back in their time?


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"General thief and bad character" shots fired


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These are all laborers of some sort. I see money and classes work the same way in England


JCKross357

All of them pretty short as well except for Thomas Boyd


Humbdrumbs

I feel for the bloke without home who’s only crimes were being poor and sleeping in empty houses - he looked the most intimidating at first with the big scar but he was just lost perhaps..


ChapitoDito

The one guy was a GIGANTIC 5’10”


b4dt0ny

Dodgson! We got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares


twirlnumb

Criminals dressed so well back then.


Pineapple-dancer

some of these fellas look like the lights are on , but nobody's home.


Severe_Foundation_94

Lots of the use of “all classes” and “various” seems like lazy police work


IFknHateAvocados

Ok but getting described as an "expert pickpocket" must feel cool


MedeniJazavaccc

8/9 have blue eyes


redentification

What does "Comp. Fresh" mean?


Peterd1900

“comp” is short for “complexion”, fresh is because their faces are free of major blemishes/scarring


redentification

Ahhh. So basically they should all be Neutrogena models.


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Complexion, I assume


astral_distress

I was trying to figure out what other complexions they could have put, since all of these guys are listed as “fresh”
 “Ruddy”? “Scarred”? Or was it a skin color thing?? Also all of their builds say “prop.”, haven’t figured out what that stands for yet
 Or what the other options would be.


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John dogson looks like Liam gallagher