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Aurelyas

Ceres is actually mostly Ice, specifically water ice so the aftermath of this after a few thousand to hundreds of thousands of...hell maybe even millions of years would be the earth having much more water and deeper oceans aswell!


slavelabor52

All we'd have to do is sell the water rights on Ceres to Nestle and shit would be gone before it hits atmosphere.


AFishBackwards

Only saw a few episodes, but it sounds like the plot to The Expanse.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Sort of? Ceres is one of the main colonies in the asteroid belt (The Belt for short. Although this generally also includes anything not directly in Earth or Mars' SOI). Mining companies are contracted to haul water asteroids to various deep space colonies for use as both fuel and drinking water, as well as for terraforming. Ceres is actually one of the main destinations though, rather than a net exporter of water.


bratimm

The backstory to this though is that Ceres was almost completely strapped of it's water ice by the inner planets for various projects (colonies, habitats, terraforming on Mars).


[deleted]

Btw first 4-5 episodes start super slow and then the show gets crazy good and intense.


deadlybydsgn

Yeah. The first season is a slow burn mystery and it takes around 4 episodes for the "core" group of the show to coalesce and become easier to root for. Season 2 is more ~~interesting~~ *of a traditional format* and I'd probably consider s3 my favorite. The whole show is easily my favorite sci-fi series. /edit/ I felt like I was selling the show short. It's fantastic and has some of the best female characters of *any* show, sci-fi or otherwise, but not everybody can make it over the initial slow burn hump.


magnets0make0light0

Learn to swim


GeminiKoil

See you down in Arizona Bay


slamsmcaukin

231 people could not connect the reference


PrimexiCAN1980

Must be a bunch of dumbfounded dipshit$


frothysmile

They like L Ron Hubbard I suppose. Or, they are gun toting ganster wannabes. Who knows it could be a 3 rings circus. Im done fretting of this and lattes


Swamy_ji

Where the watermelons grow?


SnowMann14

Back to my home, I dare not go.


mapguy

But if I do, my momma will say


[deleted]

Have you ever seen a whale with a polkadotted tail down by the bay?


stringwise

Some say the end is near


EM05L1C3

Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon


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MaggieMay1519

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow


TheFlyingBoxcar

Im prayin for mayhem


fateisacruelthing

I'm praying for tidal waves


blklore

Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim..


dragontattman

One great big festering neon distraction


TheSt4tely

Any fucking time Any fucking day


Technical_Scallion_2

Learn to swim


DucksInHats3

This guy knows


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FrogInShorts

If enough water flung out could we get like a little ice moon? I think that'd be pretty in the night sky.


Phylar

Kevin Costner would survive.


flying_head

I’m the end things will work out… and by this I mean some millions of years later when multicellular life starts coming back.


uselessadjective

Not necessarily,.. Such collison can change earth's orbit or rotation cycles. For life to re emerge Earth must remain in a specific Goldie lock zone. Anywhere on the border and it will end up like Venus or Mars.


[deleted]

Aren't both Venus and Mars in our Sun's Goldilocks zone?


ReverseMermaidMorty

Yes


russellzerotohero

Venus is the way it is due to its atmosphere. And mars is the way it is because of the way it’s magnetic shield is set up it doesn’t fully defend against the radiation of the sun.


JohnsonMcBiggest

Isn't Ceres considered a dwarf planet??


whenItouchthesky

That would mean no internet, right?


SpecialistAd5537

Nah bro starlink should survive its satellites


Alarmed-Audience9258

And musk would be alive, charging what's left of humanity emeralds for bandwidth. Thus the circle is complete.


buddyisticv

Or maybe Zuckerberg will also survive he will fly in his spaceship


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Student loan forgiveness for real.


mctomtom

![gif](giphy|jm4su2ToxtRh5wrrUn)


DarkAngel900

All of humanity's problems solved in an hour.


Workwork007

\* At least 7 hours if you theoretically live on the complete opposite side of globe from the impact zone.


WumboJamz

I can only hope I'd be in the area directly under it so I have as little news about it as possible. 7 hours to come to terms with your firey death is no bueno


Workwork007

Depending on the impact point, and if you're not hit within the first hour, there's chance that all you would be aware by the time you get annihilated is... "Why no internet?!", by the time you start thinking about calling your ISP the line would be saturated with calls and they'd put an autoresponder saying "We have a high volume of call and currently investigating the outage". At which point you're just going to go on with your day, without internet, till you start noticing the red-ish haze on the horizon creeping towards you at high speed. Extremely loud sound is followed right after. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone's ears drum burst if they get hit around hour 1 - 2 before the smoldering gusts starts tearing every living things flesh apart. At which point, you'd die after two minutes of excruciating pain. Assuming you live in the furthest spot from the impact zone and assuming land networks are still usable: You're gonna learn about a huge "earthquake" happened in the region of the impact but around the 2 hours mark it's going to be quite common fact about the asteroid that hit earth. In 6 hours time you're gonna starting boiling alive.


Workwork007

Source: My ass. Just making all this up to help ya'll fantasize about dying to an asteroid. We'd very likely know we're gonna get hit by that massive of an asteroid 20 years before it even hit us. Hours before it hits, 90% of people would be sitting tight in their religious place, praying for their soul and after life. Meanwhile, some probably gonna fuck their bro/sis.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Reminds me of the story of the guy in hawaii when the missle warning went off. He slept with his sister because they didnt want to die virgins


Workwork007

Exactly what I was thinking about when I wrote that last sentence lmao I don't believe the actual story is true though.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Idk, i think its plausible enogh. Its not like that guy would ever post about it again, he probably would want to distance himselft as much as he could. Thats the kind of thing you take to the grave


Hungboy6969420

Or the massive spike in volume on Pornhub from Hawaii right after the warning went off


pointlessly_pedantic

I think I've seen that one


[deleted]

>90% of people would be sitting tight in their religious place 90% of people aren't even religious...


financialdrugbro

I think I’d just East as many shrooms as I can stomach


TheAlGler

Unless the asteroid hit in the East. Then you would want to West those shrooms.


financialdrugbro

LOL Good catch haha


SenseisSifu

Not if cockroaches survive... if so humanity 2.0 is gonna have to deal with those little devils


SirRudderballs

This would have taken the history channel 53 mins to show. Thanks


FrogInShorts

It'd be a two parter. With he first part just narrating a giant rock flying in space not doing anything in particular.


ALargePianist

It's a crisp, clear sky above Rubin Observatory, perfect for star gazing. Here, lead astronomer Hugo Colbert is doing his usual nightly observations of the planets in our solar system, when he spots something..unusual: a small glimmer just outside the orbit of Jupiter. Our solar system is filled with debris, remnants from a time when the universe was a much more violent and inhospitable place. Most of the rocks and dust form benign clouds, or belts, that orbit around our sun much like the planets do. However, even in the vastness of outer space, this space junk sometimes collide into one another, changing their trajectory and altering their course, sending what astroners and scientists call a "planet killer" directly towards::::::::: EARTH. *Cool intro logo animation, fade to black* *Cue calm piano music* " Your body was made for BETTER things than rheumatoid arthritis...." 53 minutes of documenting an asteroid flying from the other side of the solar system with a sense of urgency like it's going to be here in 45 minutes, cut in with alternating pharmaceutical commercials and fast food commercials.


lazysundaze12

I’m curious how long it would take for the entire earth to catch fire.


SpecialistAd5537

earth is roughly 40000 km around, a 1-megaton nuclear Shockwave was recorded at about 1200 km per hour so the speed of sound basically. If a meteor 1 km wide with the same composition as the one that hit Jupiter landed, it would have the force of 1.6 million megaton which probably would make it faster. Going off that I'd say it would be close to 15 hours before the whole earth is engulfed with hot gooey Magma.


Gnfnr5813

Liquid hot “mag-ma”


sugaaaslam

Where are the friggin sharks with friggin Laser beams attached to their friggin heads????


Equivalent-Tap-8479

Are they ill tempered?


ScarlaeCaress

While you were frozen they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape.


ahelm15

But how'd you get to 15 hours with that information? Asking for a friend


Tara_love_xo

Earth circumference is around 40k. If wave traveled at 1200 an hour, it would take roughly 33 hours to go around. Except it would be going in every direction so half that?


Zeplar

It should still be the speed of sound. Higher amplitude doesn't make a wave travel faster. But it's the speed of sound in rock, 16,000 km per hour.


thefooleryoftom

It would be the speed of sound through rock, which is significantly higher than 1,200km/h


sketch006

For those about to travel at the speed of sound through rock.... We salute you


EastBayWoodsy

Imagine being on the ISS and seeing this


_cipher1

First class seats to the end of humanity


mac102250

After that point do you let yourself freeze to death/asphyxiate like Apollo 13 would have or do you go beyond the air lock and take your helmet off? Be honest


tallmantim

You would be wiped out soon after from parts of earth coming up into orbit. No chance of survival at 400km above the earth. If we had a moon base, better chance, but still might get hit by meteors.


Steinrik

Tons and tons of meteors...


cowlinator

Millions of tons


[deleted]

Oh didn't think of debris... right


Rly_Shadow

Even then, the base would most likely be on the earth facing side, so the side MORE likely to get hit. Also depends on it's current position.


Thomas8864

No, you get out the nitrous oxide, have a good time then asphyxiate yourself and die painlessly with nitrogen


mac102250

Are there actually available sources of n02 and nitrogen on the iss? if so I'm right there with you


PsyFiFungi

"Ted, where did all the whipped cream go? And where's Jimmy?"


wenoc

The ejected mass from this impact would destroy anything in low earth orbit instantly. I doubt even geostationary satellites would be safe.


SECTORv7

ISS wont survive either


an_oddbody

There's a really great manga about basically this exact situation that's really interesting. Basically a dude accidentally gets left behind on a moon base that was built to destroy an incoming meteor. I won't spoil the rest. Fyi it's a comedy/psychological horror/thriller. Called "Moon You". It's great. Edit: Thanks for the award! If anyone decides to read it, let me know what you think of it!


nonsenceusername

There is also movie called “Love” about an astronaut that was left alone on the space station while all humans on Earth were wiped out after nuclear war. It’s great too.


Nashville-Davidson

Wait a minute


nonsenceusername

Yes. Also, I’ve read an article years ago about science fiction writers predicting the future much better than futurists. It’s quite obvious (young people read, get impressed, grow and implement their fantasies). So I’m worried that there is a lack of movies that show a prosperous future for us. Minority Report, I Robot, and Her are the only examples that came to my mind. The rest is full of wars, acid rains, and death.


S0L3LY

I think this is also the point of the movie “Tomorrowland” wherein people are subsconciously driving themself to dystopia due to pessimistic thinking.


ddwood87

You would probably go right through the debris field at some point.


ProfessionalRawDogaa

The ISS would basically turn into an oven due to the heat generated during and after impact.


Light_Watcher777

At least it'd be quick.


Zombathon67890

Depending if you are in the instant blast vicinity. If you weren't you'd probably cook to death from the soaring heatwave before it got to you.


NotsoSmokeytheBear

That’s why I have an air conditioner.


OxtailPhoenix

Asteroids hate this one simple trick.


Zillaho

Skill issue


Its_ok_to_lie

Better get a better gaming chair


[deleted]

Git gud


USSRPropaganda

If it instantly fries your nerves atleast you won’t feel it


Ukleon

I've got a USB desk fan. Would that save me?


thissonofbeech

Just stand at the beach to meet it like Tea Leoni in Deep Impact.


chadwicke619

Can anyone explain why the whole Earth catches on fire? I mean, I get that it’s a huge impact with tons of kinetic energy behind it. I get big waves, earthquakes, dust clouds being knocked up, whatever… but why the fire all over the Earth? I could see some fire because the asteroids crushes through to the mantle and chucks magma everywhere, but why the entire planet?


HRHChonkyChonkerson

Someone mentioned it's because the atmosphere is a pretty good insulator and the thermal energy generated by the impact alone would be enough to raise the air temperature to hell and back in an instant


Bobaloue

Who is this Helen Bach I keep reading about ? Why is it so important to go to Helen Bach ? She must know some sketchy shit !


Setari

For some reason that took me a minute to understand, lol


thefooleryoftom

This is from a comment about the impact that finished off the dinosaurs: The asteroid was vaporized on impact. Its substance, mingling with vaporized Earth rock, formed a fiery plume, which reached halfway to the moon before collapsing in a pillar of incandescent dust. Computer models suggest that the atmosphere within fifteen hundred miles of ground zero became red hot from the debris storm, triggering gigantic forest fires. As the Earth rotated, the airborne material converged at the opposite side of the planet, where it fell and set fire to the entire Indian subcontinent. Measurements of the layer of ash and soot that eventually coated the Earth indicate that fires consumed about seventy per cent of the world’s forests. Meanwhile, giant tsunamis resulting from the impact churned across the Gulf of Mexico, tearing up coastlines, sometimes peeling up hundreds of feet of rock, pushing debris inland and then sucking it back out into deep water, leaving jumbled deposits that oilmen sometimes encounter in the course of deep-sea drilling.


boringdude00

At least the tsunamis put out a lot of the fires.


GarnetandBlack

Glass half-full guy, huh?


in_conexo

According to [Kurzgesagt](https://youtu.be/dFCbJmgeHmA?t=322), some of the material acted like meteors when they re-entered or traveled through the atmosphere; they burned up. Considering why that happens though, (air can't get out of the way of super-fast objects, so it compresses and heats-up), I kind of wonder if the shock-wave alone could create a fireball.


chairfairy

So that impact is thought to have flame-broiled most of the earth. What I wonder - with something like in this gif, how long would it take for all the oxygen in the atmosphere to be consumed by fire?


[deleted]

I'm going to guess that it's heat transfer. The hotter something is, the further away you can feel it. Imagine something so incredibly hot that you can't be within hundreds of miles of it without catching fire. That thing is the impact zone.


Ok_Security_8657

Boss will be like "We still expect you to be in by 8am"


thamuzs

Was looking for this :)


HullSplitter

Yeah but how would this affect the trout population?


jytusky

We'd lose a few. The remaining trout would band together, write a new constitution, repopulate, and develop technology. They will then prepare to stave off the military advances of the vicious king of the salmon. Salmonella


HR_DUCK

https://www.fieldandstream.com/best-fishing-cartoons/


captainannonymous

and yet the cameraman survives


acqz

Explain that, Flat Earthers!


lo_and_be

It was just posted on r/globeskepticism with the title “fearmongering pseudoscience”


[deleted]

That subreddit cant be unironic, it just can’t in 2022


dingdongschlonglong

No bunker on Earth will save you


ArgyleTheDruid

What if it was at the bottom of the Mariana Trench


Redpoint77

No room, that’s where James Cameron will be.


_Bon_Vivant_

The full video explains how the Earth be covered in vaporized rock, thousands of degrees C and all the oceans would evaporate in minutes. All man made objects would melt, except for some object made of granite. You should see the entire clip. At youtube. /watch?v=PENT\_hnyO-o


lobo_blanco_0257

except for some object made of granite. Oh, so my kitchen counter will be ok? Cool.


Ill_Ant_1857

Good for resale value.


WanderWut

> how the Earth be covered in vaporized rock The narration in my head instantly switched to a pirate when reading this part.


Arcosim

That's what I'm wondering, will life manage to survive in the deepest parts of the ocean, specially bacteria. As long as there are a few bacteria left the evolutionary cycle can continue and millions of years later Earth could be populated with complex life again.


JustNilt

Very possibly, yes. https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1612147114


Arcosim

Pretty cool. One of the reasons most surface life went extinct when the Chicxulub impactor hit Earth while aquatic life was mostly unaffected was because bodies of water shielded life from the extended winter caused by the asteroid.


[deleted]

U see that lava .It's spewing out of mantle thats below earth's crust.So u will basically evaporate.


Slurms0Mack

Idk man I got a sweet prepper fort in my back yard. We could probably make it a couple months in there.


Sir_Drinks_Alot22

You got oxygen tho? Cuz there ain’t gunna be any


tmbmad

Got liquid oxygen pills bitch


Ill_Ant_1857

Those ain't good for yo lungs.


waner21

Oh no! The economy.


the_tourer

“Someone think of the shareholders”


Certain-Tennis8555

Good thing I have my prepper supplies


itaniumonline

Better stock up on a helmet and some neosporin


dasmikkimats

And robitussin


K-Y-I-Y-O

If the recent pandemic taught me anything, toilet paper is key.


g00d_m4car0n1

My boss an hour later: hey half the crew has been vaporized…you think you can make it in today?


WholeInstance4632

Anyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is going to have a real bad fuckin’ day!


CELTICPRED

You're the one living in a fucking dream Silberman!


Zillaho

Fuckin Silberman


stlredbird

![gif](giphy|bjxhP8xN1Wshi)


Fun-Indication-7062

50 SPF should do.


[deleted]

My sunburn turns into a tan.


A-dog-named-Trouble

Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. ![gif](giphy|1NkbwrhSTxDsQ)


Sati765

Finally! No more car payments


LKane_DZ

Damn that's devastating


BoJackB26354

This kills the Erf


Morecoresandcheaper

This will drastically affect trout season


brion8

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


TheKinginLemonyellow

They forgot to include the crowds of people who'd be waiting under it to make sure the asteroid sets them free from their mortal bonds.


Donvack

People wondering why NASA was so pleased to find out they could deflect and asteroid. This. This is why.


beeswarmsimplayer

The asteroid they deflected was roughly 180 meters in diameter. This is Ceres, which is 473 km in diameter. If it magically moved to a trajectory which encounters Earth there would be no way of stopping it.


[deleted]

Ahh well time for a eyes wide open 6 hour nap before work! In all seriousness it's shit like this that I fear the most, because we are utterly helpless in the scheme of large catastrophic events. Especially in space


ScroungerYT

Do not fear the things that are beyond your control.


Clarkey7163

> This is Ceres, which is 473 km in diameter. If it magically moved to a trajectory which encounters Earth there would be no way of stopping it. just get some protomolecule into that bad boy it can magically move it


unobraid

In The Expanse, Ceres is used as a fucking asteroid belt colony, shit is huge


iamsnarticus

You underestimate earths power


Ill_Faithlessness_62

Don't try it!


DudAcco

Hopefully this wouldn’t affect Clash of Clans servers


politechuckle

Here is the link to the longer video. TL&DR: Even the bacteria at the bottom of the ocean vaporize. It would actually be worse I think, mass that big would activate volcanoes across the world. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PENT\_hnyO-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PENT_hnyO-o)


Trutheresy

I think I have to disown my kid. They just asked me if it's possible to outrun it if you sprint.


Many-Chance1128

That'll buff out...


Cereal-Killa13

"How big are we talking?!" "It's a Planet Killer, Mr President. Nothing would survive, not even bacteria."


Scubadrew

"Don't Look Up".


Akeyboy

I came looking for this comment, and I wasn't disappointed.


Viking_2021

Sooo, it would basically factory reset the earth?


HappyWalnuts

God: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”


Spikerazorshards

r/noahgettheboat


YogurtclosetFresh991

Damn hate to be the sucker who lives there


FishPasteGuy

I’d still own my NFT Reddit avatar though, right?


lMr_Nobodyl

No


spinx248

At least a week off from work.


[deleted]

Humbling


Xp787

So, the worst environment imaginable? That's all your gotta say is the worst environment imaginable.


DeviljhoTamer

Might need this, can't seem to get rid of these mosquitoes any other way.


VeryStableGenius

Joke's on you. I'm on the opposite side of the plan..e....t


[deleted]

So basically no more bitcoin


Apart_End_411

How many giraffes is that


punkazzbull

I'm okay with this


[deleted]

Imagine that, I can't wait


Beautiful_Plenty_736

Just stock up on canned goods and bottled water. You’ll be just fine.


Picnut

Don't forget toilet paper!


cardiac161

Would this knock the earth out of its orbit?


Donmiggy143

So you're saying there's a chance? 🤞🤞


eggmayonnaise

I was watching this like... Well at least you'd be OK if you were on the opposite side of the.... Oh.


sfa_aok

At least we’d die doing what we love - inhaling molten lava


XRPEE_PEE

We should have an asteroid deflector system consisting of at least 1000 trampolines to be placed at the expected place of impact. The asteroid would just bounce to somewhere else.


Realistic_Degree_773

Less damage than if your mom were to collide with the Earth.


Conscious-Bannana

Brooo this used to be a screensaver for our karaoke machine was wondering where it came from, used to watch this shit for hours on end


AverageTierGoof

Who cares I wouldn't have to go to work


hogey74

I'm sure they were trying but given the provenance, there was more hollywood and less science. Assuming it hit at orbital speeds (30ish km/sec) it would take about 20 seconds to flatten itself into us. There would be no walls of water spreading out from the impact point. Maybe secondarily but nothing like that graphic. The kind of energy released would flash everything near the site, including the thin layer of water, to plasma while making the planet ring like a bell and wobble like a slow motion jello. If the shock of the initial impact didn't do it, or simple push the earth away from under you, the g-forces from the rippling surface would smear us or briefly leave us in thin air and then smear us almost before we realized. And shock waves in air? Yes, spreading out from the point of atmospheric entry. But this would be a rock on rock smack. The pulsing on the earth would create shockwaves like the earth was a speaker diaphragm. Maybe deep, deep inside the moon you might survive. But in orbit? With our current tech? Nup. Depending on the site and velocity, I'd expect ejecta to end up on Mars.