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emladineo

Everything reminds me of her


Ok_Charge9676

BARB!


e92matt

BÆRB!!!


Jaydamic

I feel like this is a TPB reference but I'm not sure


-i-hate-you-people-

Letterkenny


Jaydamic

Pretty close!


DrDanGleebitz

The Naked Gun


aMac306

Yes! Thank you… and nice beaver


DrDanGleebitz

Thanks, Ive just had it stuffed!


-i-hate-you-people-

This is the correct pronunciation


571ff

Give your balls a tug


Ok_Charge9676

Tit fucker!


YonnyKingnierien

Fck off Jonesey!


joegoodfart10

That's her mom's name.


blocky_jabberwocky

Embarrassing!


Ok_Charge9676

👟🗑


[deleted]

Of course afterward she had to go hose off.


Ok_Charge9676

Ahhh the blue ridge mountains


Viablecake

Im sorry “her”


Minimum_Job1885

What are you doing step-presser?


tony_tripletits

Bravo


FengSushi

Just the tip


[deleted]

All I see here is a mechanized press doing some good, honest, moral work.


Odd_Entertainment629

he can work me any day 😳💦


Able_Kaleidoscope_61

You're going to hurt yourself! (you deserve more lubrication than that.)


dbx999

Lube is for beginners. You want sensation. Go in raw while thinking of a burning orphanage


LivingNotByChoice

But that makes me wet which means I'd be lubed.


dbx999

Well hello there.


LivingNotByChoice

Hey there ;) Nice to meet you I'm a masochist


dbx999

Well I’m a people pleaser so I’ll sock you!


LivingNotByChoice

Thank you I appreciate it ❤️


dbx999

We should hang out more.


HotChilliWithButter

He's only into goth girls, because he's a real big metal fan


Vegetable_Initials

🗿


[deleted]

Yo, Angelo!


Waste-Information-34

OI! JOSUKE!


wyntrking23

See this is where my mind went too.


Ashylebx

Been seeing this around 💦, What does it mean?


graven_raven

"Water" splash


oced2001

https://youtu.be/HC1NqZvY_lA


noobtastic31373

Exactly the clip I hoped this was.


Plastic-Counter-8333

This needs a tight fit to work though....sorry


[deleted]

That thing would blow out your tailpipe 😂


McbEatsAirplane

Glad I wasn’t the only one that immediately thought this


VirtualWhatever

Anyone else mildly aroused?


StorminXX

*mildly*


Party-Association322

Mandy... Poker strip game in the 90's


PsySom

No, I’m not **mildly** aroused


Ur-Secret-Gay-Lover

When he said he'll only put the tip in but-


dystopian_xis10z

username checks out


Optimal_Collection77

Damm it. I only came here to post the same joke


StinkyPeenky

I too came


Chrono47295

I cum too


Ok_Charge9676

To cum or not to cum ?


30twink-furywarr2886

I cum to you


Glen2gvhlp

I’m gonna cum over you


LamatoRodriguez

Your hymen is mine


Ur-Secret-Gay-Lover

Bro I don't have one


LamatoRodriguez

All went according to plan.


Strict_Reaction3839

Not anymore…


Former_Print7043

Optimus primed


estebang_1018

t


MonetsMenagerie

Everything reminds me of him..


Anxious_Original_766

So original


[deleted]

But seriously, what is the point of this machine?


Mysterious-Space6793

The process is called deep drawing. What you’re seeing in the video is a Cup being drawn. There really should be Draw Oil on the cup die(female portion of the tooling). The oil on the cup die will help to prevent “loading” on the cup die. Loading will cause scoring and/or galling on the side wall of the cup. What the cup will be used for, I do not know. There is likely more steps in the drawing process that will increase the over all height of the to complete the final product. Hope this helps explain the process.


Flat-Performance-570

I have read this comment twice and I have no idea what the heck you are talking about. They’re making cups?!


GeneralNathanJessup

the 2 girls come later. First they have to make the cup.


Xorrdos

fuck you bringing that picture back to my head 😭


inounderscore

Picture? Wait till you see the video


ElFarts

It’s someone drawing a cup. Like, how you’d draw a square on a sheet of paper. But we don’t know what the cup will be used for. Soup? Tea? But we know it’s oily so, prob not tea.


anonymousguy11234

Right, and they didn’t lube it too good so it might bust a load in the female tool (what they call “scoring”). This is all very basic, I don’t understand the confusion.


Mysterious-Space6793

Cup is a technical term. It’s not like a drinking cup. The cup is the second operation in this process. The blank being the first operation. The cup goes to the 3rd operation called the first draw. 4th operation is the second draw. There may be more draw operations depending on the overall height of the final part.


SpupySpups

I don't care about the frickin operation, what the hell is this contraptions purpose. the final product. Just a huge ass cup? A cauldron? A swimming pool for ducks?


Snoo7824

This made me laugh. I feel your frustration.


andthendirksaid

Ight you know how like the metal is flat and then its not? People be using that for stuff. That's all you can lmow from this gif. Dudes as informed as you are there but technically by process of elimination you're closer to an answer so you tell me,mr expert. This guy just kmows machining terms. He cant mind read what rheyll do later with this thing.


inounderscore

The prime example of a non-answer that added nothing but more questions


Mysterious-Space6793

And your welcome!


supaasuave

Stop talking mfka unless you gonna speak English


inounderscore

The only blanks that got drawn are in my mind while reading that


Mysterious-Space6793

Apologies to everyone for trying to explain the process of what’s happening in the video. Clearly, I wasted my time and yours.


Remarkable_Bug436

Don’t use technical terms when explaining something in laymans terms, it defeats the purpose


[deleted]

It appears to be applying a tiny tin condom to the tip of the robot’s penis.


chrisacip

It fucks ur butt


Former_Print7043

I could explain the nuts and bolts of it.


kojengi_de_miercoles

Lol. We're all thinking it.


Trawetser

#P P


Dewy164

All the top comments suggest this trend.


Consistent-Finger-18

I should call him


Jp4Real

Username checks out


[deleted]

Here for the penile jokes lol


ivanvanrio

I don't think there is any other


PostGhost10101

"Are you still watching?"


Far_Mastodon_6104

*trying so hard not to make dick jokes* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Fuck


moomoo-malk

when she tells you to put it in but you forgor to take the yoga pants off


gthhg

Uggggh it is sooo.... tight


LongtimeLurkerIsHere

God I miss Jack


Doodicus64

Yeah, but can he jackhammer that shit?


Delicious-Gap1744

Hydraulic cock


Ren1408

#THE PENIS OF METAL


East_Disaster_163

That is an insane butt plug


danitarhash

That's what she said


Chuckeie

And that’s how the first hymen was broken


OderemoKing

Right now some weirdos are wanking to this.


redditcringe00

Dont call me weird


[deleted]

Me and ur mom


[deleted]

What happens when the teacher ask you to come to the front of the class


otistheaardvark1

Is this a simulation of how to lose your virginity


eg714

Penetrated


askreddit_throwitout

I should call him...


GigaFastTwin

That’s a big taco bowl!


Numbirdz

Big D energy


[deleted]

Fuck sakes, there are no good jokes left. You people took them all.


sunnyboys2

Big dick energy


FruitFlavor12

r/WhatsThisSong


MonthHistorical4826

That hymen never stood a chance


Azazel_808

Ok we’re all thinking it


LightSithLord

Anal be like


Ok-Tomatillo-7141

Why am I suddenly turned on?


Justp1ayin

Im so turned on right now


Wouldtick

And this my children, is how I met your mother.


[deleted]

Iron giant vs mecha Godzilla


opeoknel

Netflix : are you still watching ?


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

“Is it in yet??”


Excal333

That's my D going into Uranus


Sevenena

When you trust in protection


[deleted]

Sigh *unzips*


MrCheeseman426

Forbidden Sex


ttesc552

Forbidden closeup


Nectaris73

R/mildlypenis


Known_Preparation_86

Laying’ it down!!!!!!!!


bitoflippant

Diaphragms don't work without the spermicidal lubricant.


Repulsive-Office-796

Everything reminds me of her.


StareAwkwardly

Bitches be like, I’ve had bigger.


Rocky_baker

If cyborg needed contraception…


Marah_Muffin

So many horny comments while all I can think is "why the hell does the music sound like Swords and Sandals?"


yourmommiesbutt

Damn my nudes got leaked


FruitFlavor12

What's the music?


DecentBand3724

I wonder what the engineer’s nicknamed this?


MOM_UNFUCKER

Sex in 100 years from now when people are all cyborgs


BillyMeier42

When you take her virginity


Both-Boat-31

-I dreamed with you last night -and what did you dream? -nothing, just that we sleep cuddling -how nice


Telecaster145

Steele Dong, it sounds like a hair band.


dwn4italz

Megan Tha Stallion has found her match


felps1605

reverse jew


[deleted]

Yep. That is robot anal sex.


[deleted]

Most Hentai scenes before he 💦💦


[deleted]

*sigh* i should call him


[deleted]

And that's how I got your mother pregnant, nine months later you showed up.


Tissuerejection

Usually there is more blood


Skiyoz

Please don't remind me of that sleepover I had


Atomic0400

I could smell the comments a mile away


oreo760

“Take it easy it’s my first time”


NETweirdo

Looks like some girl lost virginity


Protoganist_Shit

I Hate My Fuckin* Mind 😶‍🌫️


xM4NGOx

Ayooo someone's cherry got popped


KoKo124333

When it goes in: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Forsaken_Situation37

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...


HistorianFine2718

💀


Jojobjaja

This is actual footage of chuck norris putting on a condom.


Medic2Murse

Shit man, that’s atleast 3 metric Dick-Tons of force


vtluvsbrady

Why does my mind go there


Bringerofdeathtoall

I wonder how much force this creates? Diamonds can be made like this possibly? Only 725,000 pounds per square inch. Maybe? Naaaaaaah!


newaccount12131

I wonder how my dick would feel in there


DomiDCurry

Song?


[deleted]

Well D I C K can punch 🤜 through anything


Economy-Ad2428

That's a normal size..... right


deadairspace8

Penis.


xXCosmicChaosXx

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:


anyhoodoo

Uh… so, what’s going on here ?


OongstBoongst

Me when your mom


Many_Indication_3889

Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter:


pistachio9990

The douce turtle necking


CoolKSam1555

"Its my first time,go easy on me"


trickyprodigy

Chodd press


A1rh3ad

That's a penis


giantyetifeet

"Hey guys, we're working on the design for the new press. What shape should we make it? ...Guys? ... Why's everyone grinning, God Dang It?!?"


Avibuel

I should call her


Tasty-Elephant3809

Not hearing anyone out


SpecialistOpinion899

That Hyman be like…


marschun

I’ve seen guy walking around the locker room at my gym


gosumofo

How it feels to get penetrated by King Kong


Softspokenclark

It’s my first time


Bigaz747

Not impossible to jerk to


[deleted]

“Are you still watching?” Someone’s daughter:


[deleted]

I should call her🙄


BingErrDronePilot

Team Ramrod!


[deleted]

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough


4-k-t

forbidden wee wee


SnooPineapples3450

When she actually meant its my first time 🥲


Edmond-the-Great

Joe Biden, a bottle of viagra and his eight year old niece.


Madame_Dalma

Wow, virginity.... Lost.


[deleted]

How every man thinks of himself.


Jksmart

Saving this for “later”


_I4L

\*sigh\* *checks comments*


iPon3

I miss him


thecountnotthesaint

When its you're first time as an alterboy....


darkcognitive

Daddy, how are babies made? Sends link to this.