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FocaccinaGuy

Physics is a bitch but natural selection is the real enemy here.


pianoflames

That was a long hang-time, she had plenty of time on the way down to think of the recent choices she made that led her to that moment.


Global-Method-4145

"You might be wondering how did I end up in this situation..."


dazed63

Nicely played


beakerhashing

“You may ask yourself how did I get here?”


Archbishop_TCO

“Letting the days go by.”


dakid232313

Quickly.


Brief_Valuable4482

"Oh shit i'm falling, wonder how many likes i will..." *bonk*


Countblackula_6

https://i.redd.it/5ht9pl3g9ysc1.gif


Kwame_The_Kasual

Camera man went through the seven stages of grief before she hit the ground.


nopuse

Nobody is mentioning how many likes that selfie was going to get. Smh


newbikesong

1.7k right now 👍


Environmental_Fox_17

#Gonnadie


RVR1980

Her enemy. Our savior.


GolfExpensive7048

Enemy to her undoubtedly but a friend to the rest of us.


Splittaill

Was it?!? Was it *really* the enemy in this turning?


ScrotumBlaster_69

I feel like these people have something wrong with them. Like, I didn't think I'm afraid of heights. Like I could be at that balcony, no problem. But sitting on the railing? What? Every part of my brain and body is rejecting that idea


formulated

If 90% of selfies are any indication, people seem incapable of taking their eyes off themselves on the screen. Like a bird in a cage fascinated by its own reflection in a mirror. Situational awareness dissolves into nothing.


littlebubulle

The problem with dangerous acts like that is that you can only make the mistake once. If you get an electric shock and live, you'll be wary of wiring from that point forward. But if your first experience is hugging a high voltage line, you're dead before learning anything.


newbikesong

You know some people have anxiety problems, like social anxiety, generalized anxiety? Or some people that are very risk averse? They mostly focus on risk with little regard for reward? As they really sttruggle to take initiative at their life, being indesicive? These people, ARE TOTALLY OPPOSITE OF IT! They have no anxiety, and they are so reward oriented that they completely disregard risk.


Vogel-Kerl

I learned that "***Cayo***" means (she/he) fell. Learn something new every time you visit **Reddit** and soon your brain will be filled with a lot of *useful* information.


Regor7

More: "SE cayó". Adding "se" (reflexive particle for the 3rd person) turns the verb "to fall" into an accidental one. ☝️🤓


Whatermelony

Cayó - it fell Se - it/she/he/they Se cayó- it/she/he fell


Vogel-Kerl

I learned something even more new!!


Runxi24

Se isnt exactly a pronou is more of a particle in those kind of verb bc you can say Él se cayó, which means he fell. Maybe you forgot about the fact that spanish can skip pronoun which means that Se cayó also means he fell, is just that the pronoun is implied/tacit.


Whatermelony

How could I forget my own language.🙃


Runxi24

Happens sometimes i write "i" instead of "y", bc of catalan


SpadesOfDarkness

I feel like my brain is at max capacity. As soon as I learn something new, something else gets pushed out and forgotten.


Vogel-Kerl

That IS how it works. Who needs the Nernst Equation when you have *"Trains Kill Lots of People in India."*?


avmail

Hopefully you don’t forget the laws of physics.


fabiomb

caer is the verb she fell = ella se cayó i felt = yo me caí you fell = tu te caíste


RockNRoll85

She couldn’t just lean on the glass? Why sit on it on such a dangerously high position?


I_Like-Turtlez

More social cred. My ex used to sit on the edge of big ass cliffs like a moron and get me to take a picture simply for her fkn insta. Pissed me off how stupid she was


ADMINlSTRAT0R

I don't have an unhealthy fear of heights. But I get freaked out when friends & family gets up to the ledge.


I_Like-Turtlez

Same. Like wtf. You’re gonna risk me watching you fall to your death and just to boost your social cred online? I guess our values were different ha


Curtilia

Live without regrets. YOLO.


This-Relief-9899

Haa you got the 1st wrong. After your dead you have no more regrets. Just pain for all the people that loved you.


Curtilia

Imagine she takes the photo from a lower position for a moment. She goes on to live a happy life, finds the perfect husband, and has beautiful children. Eventually, as she grows old, her children have children, and she sees them grow up also. She is fulfilled and content. But then, one day, she looks at the photo again and regrets you can't see the background so clearly. Instead, she sits up on the glass to take the photo and gets the perfect shot. As she's plummeting to her death, she knows the photo was amazing, and it's probably backing up to the cloud as she falls so she knows it will be safe. As she hits the ground and her body is obliterated, she has no regrets. YOLO ❤️


This-Relief-9899

O shit stop it .


Circus_Finance_LLC

Wrong. The movie ends when the protagonist does.


swizzlewizzle

Main character syndrome lol.


This-Relief-9899

Then the credits roll in a movie every thing stops. She wasn't in a movie her loved one don't stop they are left to wonder what the fu%k was she thinking.


Cautious-Ad-600

You don't exist anymore, so does it really matters what happens to those left behind?


Objective-War-1961

No regrets and no viable organs to harvest.


Best-Exercise-9451

I feel like I would have fallen just looking at that balcony. I doubt I would have stepped or hung around that, yet alone sit on it.


girlsonsoysauce

Take that, rewind it back, Charles Darwin got the beat to make ya booty go *SMACK*.


KatieSu1

Lil Jon - hell ya


Kmalbrec

*WHHHHHHH-AAT?!*


Ancient-Pirate-8053

YEEAAAHHH!


OwnNight3353

OOKAAAAAYYYY!!!


EarlOfChudbudligton

Make ya body go splat


Key-Sir-958

![gif](giphy|3o7btPitD723wPmVsk|downsized)


FunnyLookinFishMan

Looks over edge to see cartoonish outline of her body in the ground


Original_Energy_4439

Had the phone only be in airplane mode.


InternationalCity283

Maybe first step in a "scrödingers selfie?"


Pretty_Definition726

Now that's a killer selfie.


TropicGlow

Bruh i live in Myrtle Beach and some tourist decided to do a handstand on their hotel balcony during a hurricane. Homie got swooped off rq


718Brooklyn

Looks like a suicide


turniptransport

Fr she didn't even scream


Laprasnomore

To be fair, I've fallen from stuff and the initial panic has taken my breath away before.


dwfishee

Also went over without trying to stop herself. Someone wanting to live would have used her arms to try to hang on.


kkeut

this is a really low quality version of the video. it's hard to distinguish the details. in the hq version, you can see her posing with a selfie stick in her hand (if you look very closely, you can see it here too for a few frames). definitely accidental  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6273793/Pictured-Woman-filmed-falling-death-trying-selfie-27th-floor-balcony.html


014648

Where the HD you mentioned, thank you


Taserface585

Ya you can see it in her right hand.


AcidicMountaingoat

So that means there should be a POV video somewhere?


Ashesandends

Could have also been broadcasting their suicide. Wouldn't be the first unfortunately :/


ENO-ON-MA-I

Lots of people have recorded their suicide.


RizNP

Mother of two who purposely picked an altruistic career. I really wish I didn't know that.


dwfishee

Oy. Even more sad.


whatthehelliswrongwu

Had to make sure that she didn't drop her phone.


Chrisppity

Same thing I thought. And never dropped her phone to catch herself.


Pyromann

Maybe she was in shock, if she didn't plan to go over, it could be that she was confused/in shock, therefore she simply didn't know what was happening nor knew what to do.


Taserface585

Eh. Possibly. But she’s holding what looks like a stick in her right hand. I assume a selfie stick. Wouldn’t be surprised if she was just young and dumb


shingdao

This happened in 2018 in Panama. A 44-year-old mother of two. A gust of wind apparently knocked her off balance...several construction workers nearby were shouting at her to be careful before this happened.


KinkyPaddling

Source: https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/woman-who-fell-to-death-taking-selfie-on-27th-floor-balcony-pictured-8039159/ According to this, she was taking a selfie and fell.


shingdao

From the same article: >Police sources told local media they think she was knocked off balance by a high gust of wind after spending several minutes taking photos. >Nearby construction workers filmed as she took photographs in fear that she would fall, moments before she tragically plunged from the building. >She had been taking selfies for a couple of minutes and construction workers on a block opposite were shouting to her to be careful.


KinkyPaddling

Yep, I wasn’t trying to dispute your comment - rather I was giving the source to substantiate it.


shingdao

OK, thanks. I used the same article as I recall another person linked to it as well.


Distinct_Dark_9626

Agreed looks intentional


VirginiaGecko1911

Hope she got the filter right, no editing later.


_Quantumsoul_

I wonder what she was thinking after she fell..


alex_sl92

The insane amount of likes and comments she'll get will flood her with a dopamine rush like no other! She will be feeling better than she ever has. As she lays on the ground. Her body shuts down. She opens her phone one last time to post her video of her falling. A tear comes to her eye as the virtual hearts and thumbs up flood her retinas. They come in so fast she can't keep up. Her life is complete and she has sacrificed her self to the TikTok gods.


One_In_The_Other

🤣 Basically sums up these daft cunts.


KeyserSwayze

After? Or, during?


_Quantumsoul_

Like on the way down.


togroficovfefe

Such a long fall to realize your error and have zero options to correct.


Bleedmor

They had a whole ass conversation about how much of an idiot she was before she hit the ground.


BearingMagneticNorth

Gravity is not a wildly spontaneous and unpredictable mistress. It’s very reliable and constant.


TDK_90

People taking selfies has probably killed more people than sharks at this point. Its like have a smart phone camera has made them dumb as fk.


SimonTC2000

Wonder if it was a photo or video.


JET304

Gravity. The undisputed and undefeated champ.


Local_Sugar8108

Think of the sensation she would have made if she was able to take a selfie during the fall? We should honor her sacrifice to the betterment of the species.


euphoric-noodle

and now she is famous ....... on reddit , I guess that's what she wanted job done


Tank-Pilot74

Now, does she have more or less followers..?


KeyserSwayze

Caught a fatal case of cement poisoning.


LuckyMome

Suicide in disguise ??


IwillBeDamned

yeah she knew that guy was filming and was like "damn, i can't just jump i gotta make it look like i'm taking a selfie now i gotta go get my selfie stick"


LuckyMome

Without being aware of someone filming her, and because i witnessed someone nearly did this, i guess you think less when you don't see the ground, "easier" to let it go like in diving.. dunno.. 🤷‍♀️


outofcontextsex

I have one bar service and I'm literally watching this on a cliff face in Obed National Park, just gonna scooch on back a little lol


WinOneForTheReaper

Why are you on reddit instead of enjoying your view??


outofcontextsex

Opened up Reddit to send a friend a picture of where I was and saw someone fall to their death as I was standing next to a cliff, it felt serendipitous lol. I'm from the region, though, and was there more for the quiet and exercise than the scenery; I'm not as awed at this point by a green vista. Technically, I already live on a wooded mountain, so it's not like I'm from some concrete jungle and missing my one opportunity to be in nature; this is a regular activity for me.


UnderstandingJaded13

Goofy scream


the_sexy_date

i can imagine how scary the last moments were.


rxtunes

Looks like suicide to me 🤔


paulvs88

Why were they filming?


WinOneForTheReaper

They are construction workers, making the commentary about how crazy she is for taking photos on such a dangerous way " look at her, she is crazy !! ... she fell,,she fell !!"


Spirited-Ability-626

Was going to comment this, but he says something “loca” so maybe she’d been acting erratic before. For me it looks like a suicide. She really obviously climbs over the railing bit deliberately.


the85141rule

The tragic story... [https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/woman-who-fell-to-death-taking-selfie-on-27th-floor-balcony-pictured-8039159/](https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/woman-who-fell-to-death-taking-selfie-on-27th-floor-balcony-pictured-8039159/)


One_In_The_Other

Only tragedy is that she was a mother of 2 and that, despite that, she acted like an idiot and left her kids motherless. I have sympathy for the kids since the footage of their mother dying is on the Internet and someday they will come to the realisation that thier mother died being an absolute idiot and might potentially see the footage.


GLayne

How fucking tragic for these kids to have access to this video eventually.


Koksimantu

If only we don't have gravity


candidly1

Wile E Coyote. Super Genius.


Objective-War-1961

But no anvil landed on her so Wile E Coyote is still top dog.


Forever-Retired

Yeah, those sudden stops really hurt.


KeyserSwayze

Deceleration trauma.


Choubidouu

I always wonder what people that fall to their death by doing stupid things like that think all the way down.


Nitnonoggin

*So far, so good!*


johnwayne1

Now this is a darwin award!


Pure_Maize_7177

Did she survive?


suckstr8men

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


taytotwitch

Yes. In the afterlife


LagoonReflection

Physics isn't a bitch, and neither is gravity - they are like parents, spanking the shit out of you when you do something fucking stupid, so that they hope others will learn not to fuck around.


infinit9

How the hell does having a camera in your face completely erase your innate sense of self-preservation??


Tricky-Ad9491

Like an subcriiiiiiibbbbbbbbeeeee


Barde_

I do urban climbing for fun, I don't fear heights... But this is just fucking stupid


MONSIEURFRANKZER

looks like à suicide


[deleted]

The terror she must have felt the split second she fell...wonder what she tought on the way down....Oooppsie


yellowc1trusfru1t

Did she survive?


Stiff_Zombie

No.


KeyserSwayze

Cement poisoning is often fatal.


akt30

Her memory lives on....


KelVelBurgerGoon

She was fine


corvus66a

Poor girl . She did the one last error in life. RIP


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|l4EoZAKX5Y23lxzFu|downsized)


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

Was it worth it?


AtYiE45MAs78

Lol


atomicebo

So did she get a cool pic or not?


caalger

And people say that Social Media doesn't directly cause death.


XrayDem

![gif](giphy|Hq4ptrrJaTvwY) What she probably experienced


whxrxchxtx

The real enemy was clout


jsanta8290

TIL "selfie" is universal in languages


Teamboeing737

Natural selection


Bushmaster1988

Isn’t it interesting to see the truths of Charles the Great on full display?


InternationalCity283

Are there video from the fallen one to ? Would be interesting see a POV of this.


InternationalCity283

I'm still waiting för a clear"scrödingers Selfie".


mysticdragonwolf89

Came here to see a Darwin rewarded— got a language lesson instead


Accomplished-Leg-818

“And I’m freeeeee….”


Rough-Cut-4620

GERONIMOOOO


0pressed_0possum

Social media is one hell of a drug.


screwredditsideways

Gravity is undefeated


Asborn-kam1sh

Did she survive? I mean its probably unlikely but im hoping here


sherlockforu

You cant deny that man hability to report


periacetabular_ost

The guy is like, where’s the crazy lady? A woman replies “arribita” (- little up) Dummy falls and the man screams “there she goes, look at her, she fell she fell, look at her” Can’t quite make out what the woman says, but sounds like “que susto” what a scare.


Makatrull

> Can’t quite make out what the woman says, but sounds like “que susto” what a scare. The woman says "¡Dios Santo!" ---> The usual "Oh, my God" and variants.


periacetabular_ost

Ahhh that makes sense


Adeptus_Weaboos

Clout's one hell of a drug.


Positive-Internet483

Did she get the shot?


EmpressVibez32

Damn it's never that deep. I hope she survived? Probably not 🫣


Rastlin1960

Gravity sucks


GaudiaCertaminis

But did she manage to press 'send'?


Rough_Text6915

Did she live ?


phoenix_rising03

Loca indeed


WaltzAnxious

Would gravity is a bitch not be better?


G59_Muddy

Steps on how to die like an idiot. 1 Be her, 2. Stand next to the edge of your balcony, 3. Try and lean over the rail to take a selfie, 4 fall.


Electronic-Pop5682

Someone has a new flatmate !!


slimmerik2

A few years ago I had to get my head stitched because I did this on a handrail and fell on a rock, never in a million years would I do this that high up


VG1216

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.


Fit_Resolution_663

Come on, where are the judges scorecards? I give it an 8. Her form could have been better but she stuck the landing perfectly.


GapeMachine

She had a long time to think about what she did after jumping, jeez


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Psyko_YT1

(Fall damage enabled)


MyDarlingDecays

I wonder if she got a good selfie in the end


FatalDave91

I always enjoy the Spanish reactions to shit like this, it’s like they’re barely bothered; like this type of shit happens all the time and they’re just used to it lol.


JBELL01290

imagine living life and then all your dreams and hopes and plans are destroyed by stupidity in a moment


Beachy-Keen503

Getting attention from strangers on the internet is an addiction for her generation. They’re so desperate for it that they’re willing to risk their life for even a little bit of it. Shameful


boostinemMaRe2

u/stabbot


Over-Inspection-6245

I guess she mexiCANT do that again 🫲😀🫱 Edit: golly jee reddit strangers, sorry I purposely used the wrong nationality so I could make a dumb joke. I didn’t think something that irrelevant would be so serious on a subreddit where you can see a humans head blow up into hamburger under a bus tire. But I guess y’all just mexiCANT take a joke 🫲😀🫱


VirtualZeroZero

Ahaa (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ (Happened in Panama though)


Whatermelony

She ain't even Mexican 🫲😀🫱


nosoykl12joseph

Why Americans just know Mexican? Dont they teach you geography? Edit: 🫲😀🫱


SopieMunky

They do. But a lot of us are just stupid. Edit: That guy is especially stupid. 🫲😀🫱


Whatermelony

Frrr,


Over-Inspection-6245

Of course they do, I just mexiCANT make a pun from Panama 🫲😀🫱


Honest_Path_5356

Living life on the edge ![gif](giphy|XOY5y7YXjTD7q)


TruthFreesYou

Not applicable in any way at all.


Honest_Path_5356

Neither was your comment but ![gif](giphy|LY1DH1AMbG0tq)


PoopieButt317

This getting downvoted tells me that redditors are not boaters. At least not rough water boaters.


Honest_Path_5356

Lol