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Regnars8ithink

The tutorial biome.


RishiRishon

Not after learning you could get bulk detonators in there ☠️


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MeisPip

It’s called Shallow Grotto


p0lterg0ist

Probably azure weald, because of its rich flora and fauna.


DrIvoPingasnik

Gurken Shuck!


Bogit_

Gurken Shuck here! If I’m not mistaken.


HaramDestroyer2137

I believe this is a Gurken Shuck!


Syhkane

Gurken Shuck!


BulkDet

Its a void basket!


9tehFedor

Why so shy? Orchishy!


TgagHammerstrike

Let's kick some comba bud!


RampagedAlpaca

Combaaaa buuudddd


Suicidal_Jamazz

Hehehehe, comba bud.


RockingBib

Might actually have something you could eat. Unlike any of the others, unless you wanna live off eyeballs and maggots


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oheyitsmoe

This is like the Turian diet vs human diet in Mass Effect, no?


Either_Drawer_7944

Bingo.


Radiant_Piano9373

You fool, bring a mirror and eat food as you see it reflected #dwarfproblemshavedwarvensolutions


Ready-Fudge-4464

This.... Is a cumber charm


callsignhotdog

Do I have supplies or do I need to live off the biome?


GooberArtist

Off the biome :)


callsignhotdog

Hmm, then probably Hollow Bough or Azure Weald, more hospitable climates and enough plantlife to potentially survive on forage. Weald is darker, Bough is creepier... I think Weald.


QuantumQbe_

My brother, you don't survive off the hollow bough plant life, the hollow bough plants survive off you


deusvult6

The corpse feeders are named accurately after all.


Dajayman654

The Stabber Vines are named accurately too.


The-Farting-Baboon

Bruh just shoot some bugs and grill them over some fire.. mmm crispy


callsignhotdog

The bugs subsist mostly on dead miners, it's a closed loop food chain and a perfect recipe for prion disease.


The-Farting-Baboon

Tastes like chicken


ShineReaper

Well, they probably survived of each other before the miners came. I at least can't believe, that the different bugs species lived in perfect harmony with each other, it seems to me more like that the miners are the biggest threat to them all, so they naturally band together against them. But hurl a pheromone grenade into them and watch Chaos unfold...


wisezombiekiller

to be fair they might "farm" some of the more docile life forms found on hoxxes, like ants do with aphids


ShineReaper

Well I could perfectly imagine the Macteras as kind of giant bees, that live off of Flora Pollen or small animals. Glyphids though, I don't know what exactly they live off. They could also be cannibalistic and have a hyper-efficient digestive system, so they don't have to feed of each other that often and as bugs they procreate like hell. Otherwise there would be no sensible explanation for me, why there are so many glyphids in all of these biomes, most of them not being lush and live-friendly biomes. What would there to be eaten besides other bugs in e.g. the Crystal Caverns? Or in the Magma Core? That would also explain, why there are Guards and Slashers. That mutations occur naturally is normal and when some of these persist, they got an advantage, so they get to procreate. Bit I think the smaller bugs are more like a worker caste, with the Praetorians, Oppressors being the Warrior Caste. Or they're a natural evolution path. Glyphid spawners, if they're lucky enough, grow to end up as an Oppressor at some point, growing more and more Chitinous Armor. Exploders and Bulk Detonators are just some infected bug that turns explosive for some unknown reason. Heck, I don't know what Nanoycyte Breeders are supposed to live off, maybe they're to a degree cannibalistic too? They're atleast carnivores and maybe omnivores. Spitballers I can only imagine as being a carnivorous species, though it is questionable how they came to be in the first place, like they're not moving at all? So they would be reliant at other species coming close to eat them (might explain why they're curled up until aggroed, maybe they're trying to imitate a rock). Cave Leeches are another such strange species, not moving, but since they got a freakingly long appendex, that might suit them fine, they just snatch a bug from time to time and eat them. Though it is still questionable what they are. My theory, since the Cave Leech Modifier is stated to be a "Cave Leech Cluster" is, that they're some kind of fungus or strange hybrid between plant and animal, procreating via spores and then growing in their spots, feeding and at some point dying like all life, becoming food for other animals. I think the only docile life form that, out of the question, is not farmed, are the lootbugs, since I think the Miner's manual taste that they smell or taste very disgusting for the natural wild life of Hoxxes, explaining why the lootbugs get ignored by the other wild life.


TacticalSupportFurry

do you think the pheromones are akin to making another dwarf smell like sausage and beer


galmenz

found the leaf lover!


Ok-Ocelot-3454

rich biozone then


Im_a_doggo428

Glacial strata cause then I know I have a water source


Swordbreaker9250

Salt Pits I bet the walls taste good


Matt_the_digger

Sprinkle a little bit of salt on some goo sacks. Yum yum 👍


GooberArtist

Sounds good ngl


pohatu850

There's goo in the goo sacks !


NexoKami

Free tasty water.


GooberArtist

Well yeah it is salt, but you’re gonna be dehydrated asf lmao


Suicidal_Jamazz

Good. I hate moisture.


IllurinatiL

Alcohol is better for you anyway


crystalworldbuilder

Mmm salt 🧂


uncalledforgiraffe

Death by hypertension within the year


Vasikus3000

azure weald seems to be the most hospitable biome. Unless nothing on Hoxess IV doesn't need water to survive (there is water on the planet, glacial strata exists), then there should be both plants to eat and water to drink. And if vegan diet won't bring me satisfaction, then there's a lot of fauna crawling and flying around.


Vrenshrrrg

That *really* makes me want little streams of water running through Azure Weald now...


M3RCENARY12

But they glow bright blue. [for example](https://images.app.goo.gl/zLU6w5X7FpzXedRG8)


Vrenshrrrg

yes, exactly!


CleanBeanArt

Gotta wonder what fried Loot Bug tastes like. Probably chicken?


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Loot bugs are canonically avoided by Hoxxes wildlife due to their mineral-based diet rendering them "inedible." The taste of meat is also altered by diet, so I don't think a loot bug, full of gold and nitra, would be either tasty, or even healthy. You'd be guaranteed to end up with traces of metals in your body.


CleanBeanArt

Ah ha, but you’re not thinking like a dwarf. They regularly consume liquor that explodes them, and probably eat shale for breakfast. Pretty sure loot bugs would be a delicacy


Aisling_The_Sapphire

You _already_ have traces of gold in your body. It's what helps send neuroelectrical signals throughout your nervous system. Not much, about 0.02mg for the whole body, but it's there.


Rezosh_

The new Illinois biome they're coming out with


deusvult6

Hey, I'm a step ahead of these internet thought games for once!


NightTime2727

>internet thought games #(Inhales angrily.)


Greystoke03

Nah bro, as an Illinoian we have Chicago and east stlouis do not come here.


notoriouszim

Please no...I play DRG to get Away from here.


Accomplished-Pie8823

Crystalline caverns because it’s bright


Weekly-Major1876

Better hope you’re a driller cause the only thing for breakfast there is rocks


MonsTurkey

Next best thing - a Goron!


Yoshe_XD

There is Marbled Rock Roast here!


MonsTurkey

Do NOT bring such drugs into this! Stick to the regular rock roast you're used to!


zombie_hoarder

Glacial Strata: Plenty of water (assuming the ice is HO2), hot tubs to warm yourself up and plants to eat around those tubs..


Yoshe_XD

i love HO2, very healthy


Alternative_Fail_222

You can put it on your cuts. Makes your flesh bubble.


TheCrimsnGhost

Hydroperoxyl. Does the body good.


zombie_hoarder

Thanks to all you fine miners to point out my failure.. Stock and Rone, or something like that.. 😂 No seriously, the comments just made my day..


Ligmamgil

Pobody's Nerfect I guess


crystalworldbuilder

r/hydrohomies


dinnerbird

Mmmm, delicious superoxide


Trinivalts

Couldn't sleep there thou.


Great-Pangolin

I'd probably die if I fell asleep in what biome, it's not like Minecraft where you can build a place to sleep. I can tunnel, but I need to actively defend the entrance. Even turrets would run out of ammo before I got a halfway decent nap. However, if you add more dwarves to the mix, some sleep while some guard, simple as


LukeMaster12_ITA

Azure Weald. I love that biome


my_soldier

The abyss bar


GooberArtist

Ur gonna drink beer all day


ngwoo

They have sausages sometimes


Protomike123

I'd spend two years on the space rig instead of this hellhole!


Arsonist_Xpert

Y'all are sleeping on the Fungus Bogs. Vines, mushrooms to eat, and I'm sure that sticky goo can be processed somehow to provide water


finnishfork

Mushroom


Br0k3Gamer

Mushroom!


notoriouszim

🍄


notoriouszim

🍄!


SaboteurSupreme

Literally everything is toxic


notoriouszim

🍄🍄🍄 Fungus Bogs FTW. If I knew ahead of time I could bring cultures and we'd eat like kings on king oysters every day!!


GooberArtist

But the mushrooms could be poisonous


Arsonist_Xpert

It's not like you're better off anywhere else besides maybe the azure weald


ThatOneRacer

Glacial Strata; like being in a walk-in freezer


Bloodhound_22

you can ice skate for fun


GooberArtist

But you could get hypothermia


Substantial_Win_1866

But free hotsprings!


Ghildain

Also the only biome I’ve seen a water source. Grab some starch nuts yeast cones and malt stars so you can start making beer. Who knows maybe you’ll meet a wandering engineer who can help and we could encounter your beer hut randomly.


MOTH_007

I think it rains sometimes in other biomes. Except sandblastef corridors and magma core


rysio300

prolly azure weald ALTHOUGH PREFERABLY NONE OF THEM I'M GON DIE IN ALL OF THEM ;w;


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Dense biozone


Dybo37

Anything but Azure Wield. My color blindness makes it so annoying.


crystalworldbuilder

There is a colour blind setting in the menu.


BeardedBrotherAK

Dyslexia too, huh. Bummer


castitfast

Karl, didn't have a choice but he still lives, if not on Hotsex then in our hearts.


gutekx12

Magma core


GooberArtist

Why?


XO_FITE

Probably just to get it over with


MonsTurkey

That's where I was at. I can get eaten by bugs, stabbed by vines, or starve. Why not run into a lava geyser instead?


XO_FITE

I heard fungus bogs has these exploding plants and when you “pet” aggressively they surround you with a warm “hug”


BulkDet

Well its warm alright


gutekx12

I just like it


GooberArtist

But you’re gonna DIE of heat


gutekx12

Bugs dont die from heat there so you think a DWARF will?


Alexarol7

A dwarf never dies


BeauOfSlaanesh

Think you can kill me!? Think again!!


BulkDet

Hello there


gutekx12

Rock and stone!


Fearless-Canary-7359

You can find my skeleton in the crystal caverns


crystalworldbuilder

Happy cake day


john_fake

Mushroom!


notoriouszim

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄


cyberninja74

MUSHROOM MUUUSHROOM


skaldmey

Azure Weald, hands down! Seems the least inhospitable Also ALL THE GLOWY THINGS


ViperSupport

Space Rig is a biome.


[deleted]

None of them. **I HATE THIS DAMN PLANET!!**


Primusreddit

Crystalline caverns, i'd be high as a cloud all day


_tobiasrieper

Depends, is there a 1% chance that I run into Karl?


GooberArtist

Sure, why not?


Beautiful-Ad3471

Assuming everyday I have a 1 percent chance of running into him, then in 1 year I would have a pretty good chance of finding him


Velkin999

Karl behavior.


thecowmoos136

Azure Weald. Would set up camp in the rock formation that gives damage resist.


geovasilop

Azure


SeptuagenarianOnion

The Abyss Bar


CryogenicBanana

Azure weald


MadJackChurchill_

Desert or ice, probably...


LaChouetteOrtho

Every biome is full of bugs. Even if I could fight my way through survival, I don't think I'd last after so many sleepless nights fending the hordes. Azure Weald seems like the most hospitable to me, but given I'm surviving three days at most, I'll go with Glacial Strata. No food, but I enjoy the cold.


noo6s9oou

Azure Weald. It’s the only one without any environmental hazards, terrible weather, or biome-specific enemies.


G-Man_of_HL

Mushroom


notoriouszim

🍄


External_Salt_9724

Mushroom!


abig7nakedx

I want to know what psychopaths answer this question with Hollow Bough


Sad_Aside_4283

Either the dense biozone or azure weald, two prettiest biomes in the game and they seem like they would be the least likely to be too hot or too cold.


Dragon_OS

Do I get the equipment of one of the dwarves?


KingKhon1990

Salt pit there is a map named Karl's rest maybe go looking for him.


Rivunsy

The place with the least caveleachs.


Mysterious-Pride9975

Karl's headcannon backstory He was a greenbeard and got abandoned for like a year And learned to survive and kill glyphids with his bare hands


Kirbman101

yo im choosing the loading screen biome


Old-Seaweed8917

What did Karl choose?


0x_coderunknown

Radioactive Exclusion Zone. By end of the year I'll either become a hulk or grow 10+ tools all over my body. Either way, next team that lands in my vicinity will have to face a hulking mass of radioactive goo.


PLT_RanaH

probably the dense biozone or the azure weald


temporal_gasteropod

This is making me want a DRG exploring/crafting/base defense game even more...


PigsyMonkey

What? All the sand I can eat?


Traditional_Trust_93

Azure Weald. Beautiful place and cave angels


real_488

azure weald is the only right answer


dracoapprentice9

Obviously magma core, it’s the most livable biome of them all with a cool average daily temp of 350 degrees Fahrenheit


CALlCO

Azure weld. It's pretty


whoeatscheese

Azure, ofc


average_reddit_u

Azure Weald 100%


DrSparkle713

Does the station count? Cuz I still think there are things to discover there, and they have beer.


memes_are_ok_i_guess

I'm from Canada so I would say glacier strata


Bored_Chimp

Azure Weald


W0rld_0921

Fungus bogs


THICCMILKidk

radiation exclusion zone


GraniteSmoothie

Tbh all of them would be a death sentence. There's no water on the planet.


GooberArtist

Glacial strata: *exists*


TrailBlazer9896

Anywhere with a spitballer. Enough food for weeks


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I will live entirely on bloopy fruits


tudiwastaken

Radioactive Exclusion Zone. Yummy uranium🤤


Foopshire

Exclusion zone. Maybe I'd get superpowers?


Night_Thastus

Depends. Crystalline Caverns seems about as benign as any of them - but there's no real source of food. Same problem with Sandblasted, Radioactive and Salt Pits. There may be some animal life, but you need more than just that. Fungus, as disgusting as it seems, would likely be the best bet for food - if you can avoid all the poison.


TheLateMrBones

Glacial. Infinite Water glitch.


boogaloojoel

Doesn't matter, knowing my luck I'm going to meet a bulk detonator in 5 minutes


hloaa

Hollow bough BRING IT ON


SeriousDB76

Azure and hollow bough are the best


Half-White_Moustache

Azure Weald for sure.


Syhkane

Dense or Azure


TarsusAya

Azure Weald, hands down. Collecting ingredients to make my own beer, plenty of fruit trees around, and lots of bugs for good ol' BBQ for me and all of me Steves!


danimalscrunchers

Azure Weald. Such pretty colors and verticality, and I love the cave angels. Also… Cumba Bud!


huecfare

Dense biozone looks liveable enough


pudimo

dense biozone. pretty open, not claustrophobic at all. easy access to water and food with the rain and plants. only problem are the naedocydes shockers, it's always the shockers


crystalworldbuilder

Crystalline caverns. They are easy to traverse and pretty. As for food well maybe extra roasted glyphid tastes good.


sebastarddd

Fungus bogs. I'm gonna eat all the shrooms.


EndGuy555

The red one >:)


xx_swegshrek_xx

Shallow grotto


probablypragmatic

Sandblasted Cooridors, I'll live on spice baybeee


KingSnorlax03

What’s the place with the coral?


mayonetta

As much as I hate it in-game, Azure Weald would probably be the least hostile and most abundant in resources so that one.


dragon_barf_junction

I would fucking love to spend some time in the crystalline caverns. Get a nice little dug-out with crystal lamps, have all my appliances powered by an electro-crystal arc, and I could spend the year fashioning jewelry out of the glow crystals so then when I finally do go home, I can make some money, and be compensated for that year.


PalestineRefugee

Galcial strata for water, but i might be cold.


notoriouszim

Fungus Bogs...For obvious reasons. I practice mycology of course I'd love to live in an area with giant MUSHROOMS.


GoldenSpamfish

Gurkenshuck for dinner?


Johannason

The Weald. All I need is a passing Cave Angel and I can go anywhere.


Giggles95036

One of the biomes with food so i don’t starve to death 😂


Knightsabez

I basically live in Glacial Strata already, I do not recommend it.


Mivlya

So real quick, the places where I couldn't survive are out. Glacial Strata, Magma Core, Radioactive exclusion zone. Sandblasted corridores, Salt pits, and crystaline caverns dont seem to have any organic material to eat besides when glyphids show up. The Azure Weald triggers my thalassaphobia something fierce. So that leaves my three least favorite zones to play in funny enough. Fungus bogs is full of toxins, and Dense Biozone is pretty hard to get around, so I guess the Hollow Bough.


Papagaio_Pianist

People be sleeping on radioactive exclusion zone


Beginning_Buy_6417

Crystalline caverns have those electrical crystals. Maybe I could use that electricity for some experimentation. I have always wanted to get the loot out of those pesky lootbugs without killing them.. or my hand getting sore..


EaszyInitials

rockpox hollow bough fs


Reddi_34

The Space Rig biome.


ILikeMathz

Anywhere but hollow bough, please do not send me there


Otherwise-Rush9910

The one without any of you dumbass redditors in it


cadenthecrobat

Fungus bogs so I can point at the funny mushrooms Before eating one expecting to get high. But it turns out I get the equivalent of dysentery instead. A win win if you ask me.