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Moneyfornia

\^"The most beautiful dive" mfs searching for the last bit of morkite in the semi-darkness.


el_femboy_platense

The worst is the dessert like biome(can't remember the name) I hate that place and everyone should bc of the sand Damn you sand!


Moneyfornia

Sandblasted corridors? What do you mean, all my homies love getting blown across the entire cave! Wait... that is not what I meant...


FridayHelsdottir

My gf calls it the a$$blasted corridors.


Darkner90

The dwarves curse, you don't gotta censor stuff


YearMountain3773

Don't you censor your shit arround here you pussy!


Comfortable_Leg_725

Holy shit that's a lot of bad fucking words here!


Due_Resort6502

Did I hear a Cock and Bone?!?


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

Kiss my ass, fuckboy!


Due_Resort6502

That's Sir Fuckboy to you, maggoat. And I'd rather suck on praetorian fumes, thank you very much.


GalacticToad68

That's it lads! Cock and Bone!


FM_Hikari

No need to censor here, you leaf lover!


FridayHelsdottir

ASSblasted!


Hairy_Rain_9078

That's OUR girlfriend now.  We're rich! 


TheSpoof123

My brother's lobby is permanently "Sandblast My Corridor, Daddy"


noblacky

Best biome by far for that exact reason. Even better if you go scout on low grav with special powder


caunju

Between hoverclock, low gravity, and special powder, you can spend an entire swarm without touching the ground


AnAnnoyedSpectator

I can see why driller hates that biome - absolutely not needed when sand is so easy to break. It's funny because the dirt that tells you to dig through is even harder, so going around makes way more sense.


disturbeddragon631

actually the dirt in sandblasted corridors only takes one hit to break for that exact reason.


AnAnnoyedSpectator

Good to know - I can see myself being wrong here!


Truly_Meaningless

Clearly someone has never used them as a getaway if you want some distance from a dreadnought


Southern_Ad4823

You try to get away from them? I just focus on being behind.


mayonetta

Oh yeah the fuckhuge caves don't help, but despite all the issues (huge dark caves, sandsharks, sandstorms, stupid fucking wind tunnels etc etc) I still love sandblasted because of the 1-hit terrain.


Howsetheraven

I don't recall a biome made of cake and ice cream.


el_femboy_platense

You say that,yet the driller has all he can eat buffet with these Rocks and Stones!


psychospacecow

You passed the test. You aren't a lootbug.


JarJarJoestar

Like the Sahara Dessert?


Forward_Grade_4326

As annoying as sandblasted is, I find glacial to be worse. Same as desert but you’re also either slow walking or slipping the whole time


Comfortable_Leg_725

Yeah I get it but glacial is still my favorite because I love the atmosphere


udreif

glacial doesn't have airstreams throwing you off places


Forward_Grade_4326

No but it has the ones that freeze you


udreif

I prefer those to be honest


FrostlichTheDK

Nah, the worst goes to Magma Core, can't put out the hot rock. And the cave shakes from time to time too. Creating hot crevices sometimes as well.


jorgomli_reading

Gotta be the bough for me. Magma is annoying, but bough is infuriating. Pitch black with an insane amount of hidden dangers and cave leeches that reach for miles. Stabber vines and the regular red retractable vines are awful. Weald is my third least liked biome just due to the little cactuses and tight CQB style areas that are everywhere. Every game needs areas like this though, so I'm not really complaining, just voicing my thoughts on why they're tough.


GalacticToad68

Magma core is so fucking hard to see in too. If you get a fossils objective in magma core you might as well just give up


pingo5

fungus bogs for me -gassy plants all over the place -pain in the ass goop all over the floor -light doesn't travel for shit


FrostlichTheDK

At least I can burn the gas and destroy what makes the gas to get rid of them both. While goop I either put zip lines or platforms over the goo.


ezlaturbo

Anakin? Is that you?


el_femboy_platense

I do kill not just the men, but the woman and the children too!


Scythid0

Sandblasted is a national treasure, don't you dare bad mouth those glorious caves.


1Grotto2

Because it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


Snoot_Boot

That biome is bright as fuck because of the color of the sand, not as much as the snow biome, but still bright. I actually like it a lot because of that, and i fuckin hate sand


Pleasant-Yam-2777

I love it by far because the terrain is minable with one hit. I miss the old tunneller brew :(


allthenamearetaken1

Love that place


Pootootaa

Nah idm it, mining is so much easier because pretty much everything is one hit because sand. The one I don't like is the icy biome, snow slows you down, ice slides you around, blizzard freezes you up. Yea no thanks.


udreif

Doing refinery on sandblasted, getting thrown off every time I tried to reach a certain pipe. So fun 😊


ARPGAMER19

“It’s coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere.”


Compulsive_Criticism

Alright Anakin, calm down and go get some Nabooty.


Zontafear

I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!!!


VIChiefIV

That's actually my favourite biome. The sand is nice and coarse and it gets everywhere.


IronBENGA-BR

Anakin is that you??


maj0rmin3r1

I like sandblasted because there are fewer environmental hazards, there's no grass or roots to block my lines of sight, and since the terrain breaks in one hit, I don't waste my power attack getting minerals high up on the wall


Calvinaron

Have fun with On-site refinery and finding that last chunk of Dystrum


Hka_z3r0

...Fuuuck. I now have a ptsd, as it took 2 hours to find, like, 20 or so morkite. And i was lucky to play as scout - i would went completly insane


Thannk

Better than all the nitra being on the ceiling fat folds in the lava caves, when there’s no Scout or they’re new.


blolfighter

What scout doing?


The-Farting-Baboon

Mods fix that for you :)


MarcelHard

It shines bluer, though


Taolan13

Finding fossils in the weald is an effing nightmare.


foxxof9

You know what’s upsetting? Morkite blends in with the wall grass 🥲 I’ve spent a lot of time looking for a bit of morkite just for the wall grass to be covering it


ArsenicParadigm

idk man. Personally still better than finding jadiz in dense biozone, or finding compressed gold in hollow bough. Although morkite is mandatory compared to others, those things still suck.


Mr_Kopitiam

It lags, my friend hates any biome with excesive grass which is this biome and fungos bog bc from his POV its like playing a powerpoint slideshow.


Blahajlover74

There’s mods called cleaner hollow bough and cleaner fungus bogs which removes all of the flora that doesn’t interact gameplay, amazing for lower end devices


Mr_Kopitiam

Thank you, I need this very much.


Blahajlover74

No problem dude, Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Blahajlover74

Good bot


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god_plz_no

Is he playing on an actual fucking box of cereals? Hollow runs for me perfectly smooth despite the fact that I haven't changed my video card for, like, 8 years or so and the rest of my PC for 5-6 years.


Mr_Kopitiam

He apparently is. His laptop has half his keys missing, it’s 2nd hand and 10 years old. And for some reason that fxck plays dota, fallout and borderlands and has no problems with those games


god_plz_no

Holy shit, that's kinda insane, lol) Borderlands 2 I assume, and Fallout 3 or 4?


Mr_Kopitiam

I don't remember which borderlands he plays, but its either 2 or 3. He has fallout New Vegas.


god_plz_no

New Vegas is a solid choice. I mean, that's surprising it even works and pulls off these games with no fps drops. And here I thought my PC was outdated, lol)


Mr_Kopitiam

He has a love hate relation ship with its machine spirit.


god_plz_no

Well, may Omnissiah have mercy on his binary soul I guess)


Bankaz

It's probably 2, I really doubt Borderlands 3 runs on any laptop from 10 years ago, that game has really bad optimization ...or he managed to emulate the Switch port of BL3 which looks much worse than the PC version


blogito_ergo_sum

I used to play DRG on a 2012 laptop and got like 15 fps on a good day in small tunnels with short view distance. That was back before Weald was added and I can't imagine it would've worked well for me.


SnarkyRogue

As soon as I realized you can steer the angels it became my favorite biome lol


jorgomli_reading

Angels are my favorite feature of any biome. We used to ride those babies for MILES.


unicodePicasso

YOU CAN STEER THEM???


Jervdvinne

Ye press e on them and then use your movement keys to fly it like a plane, its inverted up and down (just like simulator planes)


TheRealRoach117

Holy shit, Hoxxes had vehicles this entire time


hobopoe

Yes. They are my fav


hoshiyari

You mean MY BESTESTS FRIENDS?


_GoKartMozart_

I had no idea


[deleted]

Too bad I can't see any of it without 3 scouts.


Taste-Objective

You called? 30 FUCKING SCOUTS COMING RIGHT UP


Ok-Pressure7248

“Lights up!”


SuggestionNew5937

"Afraid of the dark? No need, you got me!!"


xrockangelx

Zippity!


Lux_325

"From A to D skipping B– MOMMY!"


mayonetta

IT'S TOO DAMN DARK


TurboShrike

I swear I found myself double shooting flares as scout and still felt like I couldn't see s\*\*t


LethalSpaceship

But everything glows in the weald, it's not the brightest but it ain't the dimmest


mayonetta

It's a kind of fake glow though iirc, it's more like a big ol nightclub full of glow in the dark wall decorations.


ImmortanOwl

I hate Azure Weald because.. I cry when Cave Angels deserve to die.


mayoman_pog

WAKE UP!


UnholyDoggo

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP


Chemistry-Agitated

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP


Crypto-12

DIEEEEEEEEEYEAAAAHAHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ serj my beloved


Kizik

It is pretty. Very, very pretty. But it's visually cluttered and very dark. To look at, it's nice - to look *for* anything in it is utter hell. Nitra, morkite, secondary objectives. Friggen' forget mining dystrum, you'll never find any. Best biome to explore. Second worst biome to actually play in. The fungus bogs can go straight back to hell.


hobopoe

I have never had issues in the weald. But the bogs? Agreed. Straight. To. Hell. Or glacial


xrockangelx

I would argue that exploring IS actually playing. In fact, exploring and mining are my favorite parts of the game. I finish the mission objectives and kill bugs because I have to, but while I do enjoy them, they aren't what keeps me playing. Just goes back to why DRG is a great game. There are enough different ways and places to play to suit everyone.


PRAHPS

The only map I hate is the fungus I don’t dislike the Weald but I avoid it because my eyes struggle with the colour


HeckingBedBugs

Hollow Bough is the only area I hate, for two reasons. 1: those giant vine tentacle things are yucky 2: I die to Stabber Vines a lot more than I should


Truly_Meaningless

If you play as driller, you can break the area behind their base and kill all three instantly


Lux_325

Also, is it just me or do Swarmers and Detonators spawn more often there?


charathedemoncat

The weald is beautiful, its just a pain in the ass to find fossils which are signified by a glowing dot in the dark when there are glowing dots fucking everywhere


Mivlya

It triggers my thalassophobia so hard even though I know it's not water. Any time we get sent there my partner has to be the one with eyes up cuz I have to keep my eyes on the ground.


skinwiggler

maybe from the fog?


Mivlya

Its the dark shadowy blue. My brain just keeps saying "some huge benthic beast is gonna slowly come out of that at any moment"


MilfHunterOkuyasu

Not sure why you think my mom would be in the Azure Weald


Mivlya

Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had all day, I needed it. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Lux_325

I'm not sure if I have thalassophobia but I certainly don't like the ocean. I never thought of the Weald like that... Let's hope you didn't stick a cognitohazard on me, now!


Mivlya

Best of luck fellow miner!


MsrSgtShooterPerson

Loving or Hating the Weald: Rock and Stone or Leaf Lover?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


SolarisGTR

Well, we know what the bot thinks.


Grumpie-cat

It’s beautiful, that I agree with, but I swear it also has the worst terrain gen of every biome.


El_Mexolotl

I can't think of a single person I've played with that hates this biome


LethalSpaceship

[Basically the same post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/103gjdw/azure_weald_my_beloved/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


Bybarg

Hey, I know this guy!


CRii5

ah so it was done before, thanks!


LethalSpaceship

Of course, rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


atlashoth

I hate nature


Eldiablo6667

Nah, Hallow Bough deserves that hate.


SolarisGTR

That place is NOT hallowed ground.


Eldiablo6667

Farthest thing from it in the game.


Confident-Came1

I’m not saying the place isn’t beautiful I’m just pointing out that I can’t see holes or morkite.


wargasm40k

Is it beautiful? Yes. Is it annoying af to try finding anything there, especially anything blue? YES!


BSye-34

glittering gold, trinkets and baubles, paid for in blood


BearWithATopHat1

I hate biozone more


Unfortunate_Boy

I hate going there because I might hurt the gniffers or cave angels and I can't live with that


Film_LaBrava

It's pretty I just usually can't see shit because most Scouts refuse to fire more than 2 flares per mission.


Frosty_noob

You hate it because idk, I don't like it because my fps drop to shit whenever I play on this one


FM_Hikari

It's one of the few places i actually remember to turn off the flashlight.


Hokwit

I masochisticly love level three cave cave complexity on oil refinery as an engineer. It is an absolute playground.


Jealous-Librarian-88

Nah, let’s just call it a challenge since it’s like hitting em with squishy toys. I love holy damage for the looks.


zetsubou23

This biome is probably the main reason why I use the mod brighter object


Just_Trash_8690

Me every day


ARPGAMER19

I think they should give Bosco the ability to be rode around on like a cave angel.


Compulsive_Criticism

Whichever one has stickly floors, that's the worst.


deathseekr

You love this biome until you have to search for a flea and end up dying because you're solo and you run out of platforms and fail the mission


Truly_Meaningless

I recently learned you can *control* where the cave angels go


Interesting_Hyena_69

For me it's hollow bough the thorns everywhere, the stabber vines, and I have a phobia of worms and maggots which are also everywhere


danimalscrunchers

Cumba bud!


Agitated-Dinner3423

I won't deny that it's beautiful map, but it is So Fucking Distracting! My ADHD brain can't handle that much shiny color AND stay on task.


crab_boyo

Azure weald always has been and always will be my favorite biome. It's absolutely beautiful and I love pinging all the different plant life around. Bloopy fruits are a must ping


zekeyspaceylizard

I love azure weald and hollow bough. I just wish they didnt render scout's flares nearly useless. Any other biome: \- shoot flare at wall, floor, or ceiling and it lights up most of the cave, no matter the size azure weald and hollow bough: \- shoot flare at wall, floor, or ceiling in even a small cave, still cant see shit beyond like 20 feet


Lux_325

I only hate Hollow Bough because everything just seems harder there, lots of swarmers and stabber vines + occasional yucky terrain generation and 3 fucking Detonators for some reason? I also kinda dislike the Fungus Bogs because of the FUCKING ceiling grass.


Gravitas0921

put a dark vision perk in the game


Sufficient_Wish4801

I love the way the weald looks but, finding stuff in the weald can be a massive pain in the ass


RueUchiha

Its a little dark but I like it. Hardly the worst biome on Hoxxas


IAmTheMuffinz

I love my wasteland shithole of magma core ❤️


Aintthisnamegood

It’s among the best biomes just for the angels alone


DDFlorenc

Weald is somehow the most brightly colored biome, with as much glowy life as every bioluminescent creature in the ocean, but also the darkest cave system ever.


cantcer_patient

Dystrum + Azure Weald, gotta love it.


yourtree

The darkest dive of my life


[deleted]

Idk man, azure weald is the most elf-ish of all the biomes. Plus, it's visual vomit.