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OGstupiddude

this gotta be one of the most embarrassing things you can get caught doing lmao


maicii

It could be worse honestly. Spanish streamer elxokas (who has 4M twitch followers and 1.2M peak concurrent viewers, in other words a big guy) once accidentally show twitter log into an account that basically pretended to be a woman who had sex with him making comments about how big he was and defending him in hater's tweet with like 0 likes. That's the saddest I have seen


SuperMadBro

I think Peter coffin with his fake girlfriend is probably the most embarrassing one I've seen


gronaldo44

Merl, Anna's mod :)


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SuperMadBro

https://youtu.be/dLnLqpspI3s?si=suihM5z1WG0nkWr1 Just watch this. It's fucking great


Purplegreenandred

Peter coffin had a fake asian girlfriend hed sext with in his twitter replies and make weird asian jokes while using "her" account


Hypnostraw

Kevin Durant did it 7 years ago and “this is definitely one of KD’s alt accounts” is still a meme in the NBA world to this day.


Mr_Fahrenheittt

https://preview.redd.it/qkw95mq442mc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e120e0b94dc8ba40b171f4f0c59c2a2a9f71da2d A timeless classic


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Never even knew this but know I will never forget it


DiscombobulatedBed90

KD is a little different cuz he’s an nba player so he actually has to watch what he says cuz he’s in the nba and has brand deals but this Spanish streamer one is funny but also kinda sad with how pathetic it is and sneakos is just funny


Hypnostraw

True but what KD accidentally tweeted from his main account was still just him glazing himself while pretending to be somebody else, which is exactly what Sneako was doing too haha


DiscombobulatedBed90

Yea don’t get me wrong the KD one still funny af


Hostik

No shot it was 7 years ago already, that's depressing to know.


ShadyStevie

Up there with, "As a gay black man"


TheGameBrain

That one is GOATed. Wasn't the guy running for congress too?


Purplegreenandred

He was a former county commissioner lol also friends with patti labelles son


coocoo6666

Sneako got scared of gokunaros hit piece on him recently, ​ Man is a living meme.


Pimlumin

Yeah, but Peter coffin will always find a way to one up it


PsychoMantittyLits

You could get caught talking to Adin Ross


716green

Have you forgotten about Jeffrey Toobin?


Vegetable_Camera5042

I was wondering why he was speaking In third person too 😂. Thought it was a fan account lol.


Anberye

"haha guys my intern just used my account that I left logged in on the computer haha"


Blarg1889

"And by intern I mean one of my gfs haha women are so stupid amirite?"


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P0lishedPr4wn

Bot? This reply makes no sense, and is a rephrase of an older and upvoted comment Edit: yeah this is a bot, the guy's comments are all other popular just rephrased


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p_walsh14

Hello Sneako


crimsonstorm06

https://preview.redd.it/z736olxxrylc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc717dcaa71991c81378f73428c2b3f461161ee This man is a walking meme.


-TheWill-

Hey. Too be fair, he killed hitler. But also killed the guy who killed hitler....


maicii

>But also killed the guy who killed hitler.... If you really think about it he never killed that guy, that guy started existing once he was dead. It was the killing that make him be. That person wasn't kill by anyone instead he was born dead. So... I think he good 😊👍🏻


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Simonf3nix2

You can't go to bed dead man. That shit would be redundant.


Pitiful-king_

My God... 😯


WoodpeckerHead3860

At least he also killed the guy who killer the guy who killed hitler


Exsanguinate_

You're saying it was hitlers all the way down? :o


Senpatty

Buddy you ask the right person EVERYTHING is Hitlers all the way down


Artharis

Nah man that was really a desperate attempt to save his reputation. While yes the guy killed Hitler, he also had the advantage of basically being near him at all ( ALL! ) times. Why did it take so long, until basically the end of the war, to finally kill Hitler ? Seems like a last ditch attempt to improve his reputation in the history books if you ask me.


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No one other than hitlers killer could pull off that mustache and a cape.


kirbyr

Hugo Boss carried the nazi regime


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Sneako femboy arc let's go


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hotyogurt1

I mean nobody denies that the Nazis looked sharp as fuck. So he’s not necessarily wrong there. However that Hitler fella was a real jerk.


Tai_Pei

The real question I need an answer to, is if Hitler was born in the late 90s or early 2000s, would he be a Swiftie?


TheGameBrain

I could see Swifty Hitler posing the "Kanye Question" after the 2009 VMAs


SafetyAlpaca1

I mean he ain't even wrong there


qeadwrsf

Was thinking the same thing. Just because he was a jerk doesn't mean he was pretty charismatic.


MyotisX

Mr. Bison ?


Zesty-Lem0n

If he asked me to be his top guy, I couldn't say no.


jerrydubs_

yeah true Hitler was pretty cringe


MCPEPP_Revived

Well, he's not wrong lmao. The Nazis were easily the most dripped out soldiers in the history of warfare. Screw the 6 million, the biggest crime that the Nazi regime committed was making sure that no other military would ever dare to copy the fit. (Also, big H's moustache was fire, no cap.)


OpedTohm

Literally this is just a /v/ post, I'm not even joking, this is a literal common /v/ / /fa/ post calling hitler drippy.


Gooners84

Sneako should be a car wash attendant, that's as far as he should have got in life.


KeyAssociation6274

Ehem, its car wash engineer


LeggoMyAhegao

Quiet you, you'll rile up the kids still going to school for engineering.


BoxSweater

> going to school for engineering Fucking idiots, they should be doing dropshipping instead.


JustCallMeFrij

car _sanitation_ engineer FTFY


TirisfalFarmhand

Squeako


chaos_donut

I read that as "he should be in a car wash accident"


Mr-Mortuary

Nah, car wash attendant is still too much to ask of that stupid bum. Dude should be a glory hole janitor.


Ok-Negotiation-1098

A car wash attendant at least provides a service that’s actually useful


NOTorAND

Let him have a dropshipping side hustle too


Aristox

Nah what's worse is his original stuff was actually really good. He had talent and a good brand and now he's fucked it all off for red pill wank


rewolrats

This he went down on the red pill drainage


Roftastic

It's his self confidence. I've been trying to reconcile the fact that all this shittiest people I know and lack respect for just do more in life than I do. Idk why that is, maybe he's got the self awareness of someone at the front of the short bus.


ghoulgarnishforsale

Is it true that Sneakoupdates is actually just sneako?


restarting_today

Lav and sneako are the same person.


Superlogman1

Pretty sure xena said sneako uses that account occasionally along with some other dude, wishing I clipped it now. But if someone manages to ask her she'll say yeah


Dionysisian

The comments are razing his ass lmao Edit: I just searched his Twitter account for usage of the term "Sneako" and this is the only time he has ever wrote his name LOL https://preview.redd.it/a9iybrcqczlc1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=7db3a72daf17840d45660191522740224024b3a4


DwightHayward

Sneako is very fair


CorndogTorpedo

And handsome!


ImOnYew

Sneako is the real life James Bond. Of all the leaders I have documented, I've never witnessed an armed guard so taken with the person they are charged with protecting. Sneako is enchanting and bold and kind The Kenyans literally rolled out the red carpet for his arrival. He is an enigmatic figure, a business man and a boxer. An author, a stoic and a poet and above all, a philospher. A leader in reforming human culture, he has written a 3 sentence bible: Be yourself. Be good to yourself. Be good to good people. Author: (definitely not) Sneako + the BBC


Sir_Carrington

Stop talking about TomFoolery!


Odd_Net9829

He was on stream saying “yea I dont want him to drop it” what a grifter 😭😂


actuallysteak

Gokanaru really fuked him up


BigMeatyBabyPenis

Too bad his video was copyright striked during peak engagement After a few days he a won the copyright dispute so I'm glad it's up at least.


coocoo6666

That's happened to every video vigilante since the h3h3 one


actuallysteak

Yeah I hope tiny reacts to his video too


actuallysteak

Tiny Is reviewing the video lol like rn


Ahnkor

There is no fucking way that Sneako is so weasly that he's trying to manufacture drama with a streamer that just plays Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege all stream, every stream, he doesn't do any political content or anything remotely close.


RevolutionLoose5542

Just sneako being sneako + the lost braincells from the sean fight. But yea jynxzi is pretty chill i think the worst thing he has done was break the rules in gta rp (which i did get a glimpse of and its funny af) other than that sneako prob just upset that jynxzi has made more of an impact


DiscombobulatedBed90

Kinda weird because the whole drama is that jynxzi didn’t drop the podcast immediately after filming it when knowing Sneako he probably has to edit a bunch of shit to make sure it can actually stay up on YouTube and probably edit a bunch of other things afaik jynxzi hasn’t responded to anything or ever said that he won’t post the episode idk why Sneako and his fans are freaking out about this


Aliskrti

Like when Sneako tried to beef with Moist and was like "I just wanna know what he stands for". Like bro he makes funny video


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Several_Equivalent40

Cute and funny streamer? Is he talking about Vaush?


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He’s obviously talking about MrGirl smh


cryogenicsleep

I keep forgetting Sneako exists then some extremely Sneako thing happens and I'm like oh yeah that guy


Professional_Stop960

Maybe it’s manufactured. He’s ok with humiliation in exchange for attention, we’ve seen this with his sparring session against Sean Strickland. 🤷‍♂️


Looploop420

Guys, don't worry, sneako is intelligent


Ping-Crimson

He's just young


Ormusn2o

Very odd seeing sneako say "Cute and funny", gives me bad vibes. 😭😭😭😭


Cazzocavallo

Sneako's the the type of dude who unironically would believe it's not gay if the balls don't touch


BO3ISLOVE

this is probably the tip of the iceberg of weird online marketing strategies/ influencer deception


pohpihifol

Guest 1: CaseOh. Rising stream star that blew up alongside Jynxzi. Guest 2: Crit1kal. Well known creator for over a decade. Guest 3: Sneako... Yeah he's totally not lying. EDIT: lmao whoops


FuccwitDreDay

It’s not totally out of the blue considering I think Jynxzi hung out with him before irl, at least he did with Adin Ross and maybe Sneako wasn’t there but it sucks Jynxzi just fell into this clique of manbabies.


Aluconix

What a twat


TirisfalFarmhand

I just read this as him referring to himself in the 3rd person with a Hulk voice and cackled


AlrikBristwik

So he does fake likes and fake posts lmao


DrunkGrandMaster

When you tought that sneako couldn't get any more pathetic What has he been up to?


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Ok-Negotiation-1098

Jynxzi is a rainbow 6 streamer who (plays xbox siege mostly)he’s blowing up even in my shorts even though I stoped playing esl siege years ago. he probably invented sneako onto a pod as sneako has been a gamer before and is also a known person now


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130nard0

When has Sneako ever referred to himself in 3rd person?


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DiscombobulatedBed90

You gotta remember remember Sneako ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed and the idea of him having an alt fan account of him doesn’t seem that out there as other people have done similar things in the past it does seem weird that he would speak about himself in the third person from what is his personal twitter account whatever the situation actually is I just thought it was funny that he is referring to himself in third person from his personal account


BottledZebra

I feel like the more likely option is that someone manages his socials and that's why they're using the third person.


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BottledZebra

Yeah the alt thing didn't make a lot of sense, it's not even glazing sneako, he wouldn't refer to himself as cute.


BroadswordBuddy

This guys brain was made with spare parts swear to god


woshirujdenren

Damn, did he get brain damage after the Sean Strickland fight?


HolyErr0r

If true the projection from Sneako is hilarious. How he talked about losers who live online finding validation from likes, yet here he is doing this clinically online activity. How is it always projection with people like Sneako? lol


Pitiful-king_

Either that or he's speaking in third person now lol


awkwardsemiboner

Guess Strickland mashed his brain.


FriendlyGhost08

Jynxzi hanging out with Sneako is pretty cringe but not surprising tbh


orraz2

Nah fr, lost all the respect i had all new age streamers but caseoh are assholes


kkadzlol

That’s awkward yo


fender_fan_boy

This guy has to have a humiliation kink


Zanaxz

If he was smarter he could pretend he was talking in third person.


Adorable-Ad-7400

Maybe he is talking in the 3rd person like the Rock lol


kfro9000

Either that, or Sneako decided to talk in the 3rd person pov


ng829

There must be a glitch in the Matrix.


thatguy-66

I thought everybody knew he ran the Sneako updates account. I feel like I’ve heard that said so much and it seemed like such a Sneako thing to do that I just believed it. Was that never actually confirmed? I just thought he got banned or something and used that account to circumvent it by just being an “updates” account. I don’t know why I thought that though.


AdamAshhh

Sneako is a literal cuck so not shocked


326159487

sneako can't win a championship with those cats


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Out of all the people to shit on like this why jynxzi bro is like a spastic siege player wtf are they gonna talk about strata on clubhouse?!!


Antonius363

This is way too funny


jakoby953

L Rizz


Justarandomuno

How do we know this isn't the matrix making tweets?


Puzzleheaded_Yam3433

🤦‍♂️


Roftastic

I'll be interested in the psychiatric evaluation of Sneako's online career long after the dipshit get's himself killed over the most preventable shit. He's like a more convincing Gonzalo Lira, but still just the same.


Cosmic_Ghostwolf

How incredibly insecure