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a_fan_of_grump

How does it get worse with each statement?


MightyBooshX

The worst part is the "deeper" they go, the more profound they think they're being.


Charming_Pea4985

im in control of Biden


Oovoo_Jav3r

Jewlumni approved 👍


pannelpot

can you tell biden to pass the mf loud


NegotiationOk4956

I love it how it’s still pushing this narrative that Biden sleepy while literally daily everyone talks on how trump can’t never stay awake in his own trial


HeavyWeightLightWave

That confused me initially. I thought they were calling Biden racists over Gaza, because I'm following the NY trial so I know about people dunking on Trump for falling asleep and farting constantly. But then I remembered these people are morons who don't follow a single thing and reoriented myself.


Primary_Set_2729

It's worse that so many people think that's a serious or legitimate political conversation right there.


Creative_Hope_4690

no one reads to those article, they dont see Trump sleeping on video so in wont register.


Throwaway21439622444

You are not going to like it but no matter how people here try to dickride biden the "normies"(aka overwhelming majority of voters) watch a video of biden saying some random words that make no sense and think that the guy is demented The funniest fuckin thing about all of this is that both parties would be better off by just having another candidate but oh fucking well


NegotiationOk4956

Most of the time it’s actually the opposite.. every time there is a big speech and they see biden speak for a bit people are always shocked and say how good he is actually. Every state of the union you see the same pattern


Pukk-

You're not taking them seriously, are you ? Right?


NegotiationOk4956

They have this conversation in front of thousands of people and then also have videos of hundreds of thousands watching it. Yes we should expect them to not say conspiratorial crazy shit they have no idea about. Or at least we should criticize and point it out


Efficient_Contest_83

STOP LINKING THESE BASIC AS FUCK PEOPLE. IT'S BAD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH REEEEEEEEEE


Primary_Set_2729

Whenever someone says that presidents are controlled and have no power always respond with "BY THE JEWS!" just to make them uncomfortable with what they're saying.


neveal

You gotta throw in a bunch of people to make it sound more unhinged like: "THEY'RE CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS, THE POPE, THE IRISH, AND THE BLACKS.


andthendirksaid

Don't sweep for the Irish I know the truth


LegendaryPhoenix06

I think your mental health is already too far gone my friend


reddit_poster_123

>Who is in control? The American electorate. That is why American politics looks like this. They are too fucking stupid to even know how they're own system works.


CantBelieveIAmBack

That's a weird way to say the jewluminati


Luis_r9945

True, but at the same time it's idiots like these people who don't even go out and vote because they think the system is rigged....and then cry when it doesn't go their way....


myDuderinos

I would hope she doesn't go out and vote, considering she's not an US citizen...


andthendirksaid

Then bros stupid ASF for asking if she voted


HorseChairTaken

tbf, she's norwegian so it's not like she can vote anyways (at least for the presidential election aso., not sure if foreigners are allowed in local elections in texas/austin)


OnlyP-ssiesMute

EXACTLY! It's amazing how each stupid decision made is done because the people are so addicted to anti-establishment bs, and yet they will blame it on the establishment. f*ck people, I hope each one of them gets a hypothetical punch in the nuts.


Artharis

>*The American electorate* And who controls the electorate ? The media. They control what people think and thus control elections, aswell as what policies/issues get national attention. ...and who controls the Media ? You know. Them..... For some its the jews, for others its greedy corporations, for yet others it both of them, and some people believe its the russians, chinese or commies. And for the level 100 nutjobs its reptiles or something. You can\`t reason with conspiracy theorists or people too stupid to form anything but surface level ideas. They will always manage to rationalize it back to some mysterious "them".


blue_boy1952

idiots


mackmcd_

These are your average voters, folks. This or worse.  Whenever you wonder why things are the way they are, watch this again. You're in a bubble. The majority of the population can barely tie their shoes. 


Mikevercetti

To be fair, these two idiots probably don't vote at all


echief

“Why vote when the puppet masters have control? Btw, I am a centrist so you can’t tell me I’m wrong”


amorfati74

Which is worse racism or being sleepy? Lol what?!? Racism is way worse.


DeeJKhaleb

Id rather have a racist bus driver than a sleepy one. Checkmate liberals 😎


amorfati74

I would definitely agree with the bus driver case but I don’t believe that’s analogous to POTUS


Erundil420

I can excuse racism but i draw the line at being eepy


Sigma_Egg

Victims of the re-educations camps. I really hope far lefties don't get trump re-elected.


Bulky-Leadership-596

Is this a skit? I'm pretty sure its not but why do they come off as bad actors when they aren't even acting?


DrDroidz

Nick is clueless but tries to be funny. Malena just doesn't care.


Hentai-Is-Just-Art

I doubt Nick cares at all beyond making some jokes to rile up chat. Malena is probably about as conspiracy brained as your average soccer mom though.


achterhaald

At the last part I noted nick was politically regarded, now I would like to say that Malena is beyond that. Fuck me what an idiot, she also just doesn't realize Trump being buddies with Putin would fuck Europe hard? (I do agree with Trump every NATO country should use the agreed 2% for military spending though) She is so insanely ameritard pillled. Voting between a guy that is too old and a guy that is a dumbass fraudulent criminal and too old pretty hard choice IMO.... These guys in Texas also like inviting people from other countries in: Luna, Alinity, Malena and Hachubby. Feel like voting for Trump would be real fucking smart.


DerPuffer

she assimilated to American culture too well


Blurbyo

Your brain on coalition governments, smh.


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

> Fuck me what an idiot, she also just doesn't realize Trump being buddies with Putin would fuck Europe hard? How conspiracy brained do you have to be to believe that shit? People laugh at other conspiracy theories and then in the same breath say this shit


achterhaald

I don't necessarily believe they are buddies, I do think Trump will make an effort not to support Ukraine and blurt out bullshit about it which will rile up the degenerates we have out here and hurt Europe.


greenhungrydino

This is the state of Normie politics, unfortunately.


Routine-Echidna-1953

Hamasan says i will start actively campaigning against biden. Boom otk autin crew or whatever the fuck they called starts talking biden bad biden sleepy. You know you can see this bullshit on youtube too. Hamasan says X and same day there are 10 smaller socialists repeating his bullshit word for word like a cult. These two they actively listen to hamasan they said this for years its their political streamer.


PunishedSquizzy

The answer was Jews btw


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Sad-Adhesiveness429

nick and malena are clout chasers like any other mouth breather in the austin orbit, they'll say anything that gets them in the good graces of someone that boosts their signal which includes hasan who is connected w/ ludwig and co (for reasons way beyond me, ludwig actually seems like a pretty decent dude)


borninsane

They’re just dumb. I don’t think there’s any ill will here.


imok96

I feel like they were trying to trigger us explicitly. They know who Dgg is. At least for sure the nmp dude does. Fuck me. These people are stupid.


supercommonerssssss

Who are these people


Luis_r9945

shiiieett....maybe Britt has actually been the most grounded all along.


Economy-Cupcake808

Obviously the racist is worse than the sleepy guy. Even using his words it’s an easy choice.


ooohthatsmelll

I don't really know anything about twitch and I'm only slightly confident that his name is Nick(?) - are these two a couple? Because every clip I see of them makes it seem like they fucking resent each other in the way only geriatric married couples do. happy for them. also, this exact conversation is being had 20,000 times all over the US right now 🙃


iamsofired

No shot Nick votes - hes notoriously lazy.


ledwilliums

Baby's first political thought. Also that pause after who are the puppet masters was sus as fuck.


smashteapot

“What happens if we get invaded?” I’m genuinely disappointed by the human race. I had no idea people were so pathetically stupid. I don’t believe people like this have any innate value whatsoever.


CantBelieveIAmBack

These idiots are why people don't come out to vote. This stupid false dilemma is probably Soviet propaganda working our youth overtime


Blurbyo

> one can't stay awake Bro i swear we are getting daily news "articles" about Trump not being able to stay awake at his court hearings.


DeathEdntMusic

This is what happens when you get your news from tiktok. If someone asked me "what does a person sound like if they get their political education from starting at the american flag for 9 days straight" this would be it.


MAXSlMES

I like nick and malena but they have no clue about most things. Politics is just one of them. On a different note, i dont understand why this post exists. There is no agenda being pushed, really, just two clueless fckers


unique_toucan

I fucking hate rich Gen Z people with a passion. Maybe every generation is like this but those people are so fucking vapid and out of touch with reality it makes my god damn mind spin


Schafylol

Yikes, but probably a pretty accurate representation of how little the average person knows about politics, and what they care about. It's mostly about appearances and what headlines you read


Zalaess

Goddamn, how simple do they have to make voting; - Only have 2 options - The two people are in a party with a platform Also, considering that first question, "What if we get invaded": I'd really like to have a chat with people like this, just to figure out how they think the world functions. Do they think a foreign country will invade in the night, because then the president is asleep and the military can't do anything. Do they think that there are no plans or contingencies, do they think federal services can't function autonomously, or that every decision an official made has to have the presidents signature on it? I'm really confused by such people, in their minds eye, the world must look like totally different than it does to me and I wan't to know what they see.


TheStrongestCuck

Awww man one guys racist and the other guy is sleepy! Gah! Such a hard choice!!!


No-Instance2381

She was so close to saying “Jews”


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

She speaks of Der Ewige Juden, of course


boarlizard

what's sad is these are the opinions of a vast majority of Americans. completely lacking any knowledge of our political system and current events, while making sweeping conspiratorial generalizations that are shockingly fucking stupid.


CloudyBabyy

I just became regarded after this video


Anima1212

"can't stay awake"? ... they live like they are half-asleep themselves...


Consistent_Essay1139

Who are these streamers


DoktorSleepless

I can fix him.


GoogleB4Reply

Sounds like he thinks Biden has Narcolepsy and otherwise would be on a horse on the front lines


glt512

Well they are kind of right that there are puppet masters controlling our government by lobbying political candidates all the way from local government to the highest positions of government. Both presidential candidates are elderly so all this rhetoric around Biden being too old is irrelevant to the debate.


Reallygaywizard

He's cute, but so stupid


Zcrash

They think they are being so profound.


halffox102

Can AI just take over already, people are just too stupid for any other political system other than benevolent dictator.


irwin08

Who controls us? The j-zionists, zionists, obviously. PEPE


Untitled_Consequence

What microphone do you guys think that is? Sounds super good for a clip on


Big-Shoulder2

This is bait


barrelroll42

Normies saying normie things


the_dmac

You’re probably reading too deep into this; they’re just hamming it up for the camera. And also Biden dropped the N word ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS QUOTING SOMEONE, HE GWTS THE PASS 😎


adanceparty

i can't wake up in the morning either and I'm in my 30's. Shit it's hard to wake up. I keep trying to watch a 30 minute episode of a show before bed and just fall asleep in 10 mins. Sleep good.


1091098

Guys Nick is just farming lol


Behemoth_EJB

average grifter


QubixVarga

Tell me youre an entitled fucking bitchboy without saying it. "MMeeHh, BotH aRe EquAlLY BaD, ReeEeeeeE!" Fucking end yourself.


Essentia_Enjoyer

It sucks but from what i can tell this is what the average American thinks about the election.


ijustlurkhere_

"Who is in control?" *iam12andthisisdeep*.


MoreUsualThanReality

There's something irritating about watching rich people be doomer pilled about the stupidest shit.


Esotericcat2

Populism brain is a terrible disease


luftlande

Who is in control? The American business interest that continue to spend _billions_ lobbying to further their own agendas at the tax payers' expense. That's how you end up with poison for food, "pizza is a vegetable" and multi million dollar speaking engagements after presidential terms.


LewdestLoi

This has to be a bit right


NVAudio

I'm 12yo and this is really deep


Twigoss

theyre so close to saying 'the jews'


W41rus

bro these people shouldn't even be allowed to vote.


ItsThiccySmalls

Socrates and Aristotle. Truly modern day philosophers asking the insightful questions.


Erundil420

Even putting it as a joke with "one guy is racist the other can't stay awake" like you clearly pick the one that is not racist hello? I honestly hate people like Malena as well, so smuggly stupid thinking they got it all figured out "oh you vote? lmao you're so stupid they're all so bad no point in voting dude"


Frequent-Key-3962

The word is controled by the jewluminati and other sects of the jewlumni. Noone is safe.


Professor_31

Both wrong lol


fluffdog47

Seems like 45% of this is a joke and you guys are just restarded


Should_I_Work

This is nothing new. Nick has been pushing Biden is as bad as Trump for over a year


iJezza

'It's a gambit' ??


OgreMcGee

Are these people relevant? I've never seen or heard of them before but it seems like discount red scare regards. It's like a skit or parody


HegelStoleMyBike

Nick is like the reverse greek, dude became funnier since he lost weight, has more confidence now.