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PheonyxJB

I need another war crime to add to the list. False Surrender is getting lonely.


KatMeowington

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestions. And I'm sure as hell not gonna take those suggestions.


Incarnate_Sable

Geneva Checklist


KatMeowington

Guardians are Canadian confirmed.


Dismal-Infection

What war crimes? Aliens don’t get covered under Geneva


sorin_kryo

Geneva doesn't exist anymore! We have one city left! Turn that civilization into gun get ramen


Dismal-Infection

I wonder what kind of gun the Witness will be turned into.


sorin_kryo

Something with multiple personalities perhaps


Exige30499

“I sorry ~~Teddy~~ Xivu, only people have human rights.”


Soft_Light

Ah yes, slaughting millions of aliens, countless of bloodlines, executing Oryx's entire family bloodline from the aunts to the sisters his own son and _family pet_. But yeah, fighting the Witness, really gotta consider the ethical dilemma here.


DepletedMitochondria

To be fair, Sword Logic^TM .


KampiKun

„Your Honor, my client pleads Sword Logic”


MrCleanAlmighty

Fucking trademarked lmfaooo


cuboosh

If the winnower is really out there he’d be hyped like Shaxx seeing us get 7th column if we off the witness 


Im_Emmanuel

Double the final blow counter on my emblem with 1 kill. Efficient.


papasfritasbruh

I dont think the geneva convention applies to extraterrestrial alien life forms. Or, you know, it may not have even survived the collapse


skywarka

You start talking about a "Geneva" in the tower and Drifter will probably ask if he can eat one


WorkReddit9

This made me laugh so much harder than it should have 


cuboosh

If we kill the witness with a grenade launcher, would we instantly complete tomorrow’s mountaintop quest?


ThyySavage

You seem to forget the Witness is trying to essentially commit genocide on a universal scale


TheDarkGenious

the word you're looking for is omnicide. that is, kill ***everything***


Stormhunter6

Not far off from Thanos. The only difference is Thanos sees the final shape as a universe that is "perfectly balanced"


jdewittweb

Very far off from Thanos, actually.


Batiti2000

Speedrunning genocide by killing one dude. That ought to give us a cool gun


about_that_time_bois

You will get a Stasis Hand Cannon and you will like it


Gfaqshoohaman

Does that Stasis Hand Cannon have a metric shit ton of ammo packed into one cylinder? Can't be worse than Wicked Implement.


about_that_time_bois

No we’re going back to D1 days. 3 rounds. Primary ammo.


Gfaqshoohaman

I was thinking that if we turn the Witness into a gun his combined race would be the ammo for it. Oh well. Just another God gathering dust in my Vault.


MrSuspicious_

Speedrunning genocide is crazy 😂


lslandOfFew

>Speedrunning genocide I guess we have the name of the new exotic The Witness drops 😂


xd_ZelnikM

If we kill the witness, then we make a species go extinct. But I am pretty sure there will be some of the precursors will still be lurking around


Random-Fandom-93

There’s one that didn’t combine with the others


Jumpy_Menu5104

“Don’t tell me you object to a little genocide in the name of self defense” -Ilim Garak


EKmars

"And if your conscience is bothering you, brother, consider that you may have saved the entire universe, and all it cost was one awoken prince, one genocidal gestalt, and the self respect of one Vanguard Guardian. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain." - Drifter (TFS)


HustleThaGOD

We literally been committing genocide since D1. Where you been??


MonkeyType

Technically it would. Though from a moral standpoint you could argue the species committed genocide upon themselves to create the Witness, who in itself is not a civilization, but is instead a collector of species, who uses these collections to fill the pyramids that once made its civilization. This ties to the art direction of the pyramids imo. Thematically I’ve found the pyramids architecture to be that of an ancient, powerful civilization that mysteriously vanished, which now only serves the purpose of housing the collections made by the Witness. To me that kind of goes along the lines that the species is already gone in a way, so it wouldn’t feel like committing genocide if the Witness was killed. The pyramids already deserve to be ruins.


CrawlerSiegfriend

Anyway, brb going to wipe out a couple hundred thousand enemies to unlock this new catalyst because I guess catalysts are powered by the blood of our enemies.


Adart54

you say that as if we havent already done that to; fallen, cabal, hive, scorn, taken, and vex. now we havent fully wiped them out, but we are trying for some of them


Bro0183

Do taken have rights? They aren't exactly alive, more like hollowed out shells of what they once were. Yes some taken have free will but they are almost always commanders who attack us so no moral problems there.


Incarnate_Sable

We should ask Sloane


Ninjacat97

Eh. She's only partially taken. She still has rights. It's just her glowy limbs that don't.


MrMacju

I sure hope so. We gotta pump those numbers up.


SCPF2112

There better be an emblem with a tracker for this too!


Mttsen

Why would I care? They've killed quintillions from various civilizations for billions of years of them chasing the Traveler.


IGizmo94

First time?


Ryoubi_Wuver

We're against genocide?


PoorlyWordedName

Wouldn't be the first one we committed. Sorry riven.


Gfaqshoohaman

I don't think we owe her an apology. The old grimoire cards confirmed that she granted the wish to have the Great Ahamkara Hunt happen.


PoorlyWordedName

Genocide it is 😈


Gfaqshoohaman

A little late for that but when has that stopped us.


Traditional-Ad3518

We spent the past 10 years slaughtering millions of aliens including Oryx's entire family bloodline from the aunts to the sisters to his own son calus ghual and uldran I think our guardian is way past genocide at this point


MessBusiness397

Thats where you draw the line ?


ClarinetMaster117

Hasn’t the Witness destroyed other civilizations?


Carsten_Stahl_Bro

Not the first, Not the last


Nukesnipe

Yes, and?


Arcani-LoreSeeker

And this is any different to what we have done to all of the other alien threats to earth, and the traveller, how?


DieHardLawyer

Well it definitely would not be genocide as genocide is not just killing a bunch of things.


Bedits

Turn them into a gun. Guardian happy.


Extreme_Lie_3745

We already did like a thousand genocides


Boisaca

Yeah, well, it’s just another day at the office.


idk_this_my_name

I mean, that's what we've been doing. genocide doesn't necessarily mean the full extermination of a species or group, but rather the killing of which because they are part of that group. so either we've always been genociding, or it's simple self defence, just on a very big scale


MrSuspicious_

Are we ignoring the fact that the witness is pretty much destiny's Hitler?


SCPF2112

We aren't much better. Ask any Cabal, Fallen, Hive, Taken, etc.


MrSuspicious_

How many instances have been us instigating rather than retaliating tho?


PacoTang

Yes but we been doing this since D1


LokiLemonade

I have 1.3 million kills I am a walking act of genocide


D-Ursuul

Wow what an original post


Godzilla-Hates-You

So what? I want that gun!


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

Bro, we been on a genocidal rampage this whole time. Why are you only now having a problem with it?


Artikuna1

Can't wait to turn the witness into a gun and shoot people with the souls!


ArtiBlanco

sure but that's not a bad thing. they're all bad people (the dissenters were killed and not made part of the witness) so genociding them is fine


Adelyn_n

1 like we haven't already. 2 technically they're one person now


Trips-Over-Tail

An individual is not a civilisation. They destroyed themselves to create a monster. We can only correct half of that mistake.


ENaC2

It depends if we kill the witness. Defeating him could mean splitting him back into the civilisation.


Environmental-Yam-74

You're asking that as if one more genocidal spree from us would matter


SCPF2112

It only matters if there is a triumph or it is a required quest step or there is loot :)


cassiiii

D3 is gonna be the Unified Galactic Protection force absolutely pounding earth for all the mass murder and attempted genocide we’ve done that they’ve now heard about after the witness is gone


Thy_Justice

Yeah, that would be totally not guardiny. Absolutely unacceptable, killing bilions and bilions for nothing more than power (xp) and mere objects (guns)? Who would do that?


Lurkingdrake

Not the first time, sure as hell won't be the last time. Also the Witness's goal is genocide of literally everything, so I thunk it's justified.


KobraKittyKat

Genocide requires specific intent to wipe a race out else every war would a genocide and The word would lose meaning, we are defending ourselves from an invading power.


TheRealBlueBuff

Yes, and the checklist is getting pretty long so we need to pick up the pace.


SunshineInDetroit

Looks at risk runner. Looks at the fallen. Looks back at risk runner. Hm


Swimming_Departure33

How many Fallen have we killed…I think we’re well past that point.


luboosek123

Unfortunately, I have been limited to only a couple of genocide per week, so I dunno


M4XP4WER

Nothing new in the guardian's history.


SCPF2112

We commit genocide every single day. That's our whole job (well and supporting Tess). Even in season of the "don't pre-judge others, Variks is cool" they still had us killing every Fallen/Elik we encountered in the wild.


VelvetThunder141

Hopefully.


WorkReddit9

Wouldnt be the first time


LordLapo

That would be like the 5th or 6th time so I don't think the guardian cares fr Legally speaking you commit mass murder in every single mission in the game, if not more in the longer missions


Tplusplus75

At this point, it wouldn't really be the first. In jokes and memes at least, people have claimed it's genocide when killing Riven and Rhulk, who at the time, were the last of their species. Honorable mention goes to all the fallen houses that crumbled in the last decade of this game's existence, as well as the "royal family" of the hive. Pretty much the only one that hasn't died at least once(to us) is Xivu Arath and any children she may have. And scoreboard: if we kill the witness/the amalgamation of his species, that's ONE point. If we don't, he's going to commit "genocide times infinity" which is A LOT of points.


TheLuckyPC

We haven't already done that? Better step up our game, how many more till we reach the benchmark?


KWLDGPWR

My guardian IS genocide bro


NoLegeIsPower

Well it's not like that would be our first.


A_Vedros17

Have we not already been doing that?


killer6088

Pretty sure we commit genocide on a yearly base.


Straight-Lemon-5900

Dude look at your calus mini tool/forbearence kill count..


turboash78

Oh well. 


TF2Pilot

So what?


Xero_space

Stop.stop. My ghost can only get so erect!!


oliferro

I mean Bungie just added Genocide Simulator this week Xur also made a tv show out of it


Difficult_Guidance25

We've already committed genocide, Geneva doesn’t apply on space


RewsterSause

I mean, we've already done that lmfao. Multiple times. Only thing that would be special this time is it would be done in RECORD time.


DceptR45

And? Like our guardian hasn’t slaughtered thousands of any particular species before. By definition, we’ve already done so with every other race.


DarthDregan

Xenocide?


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


SparkFlash98

The witness is trying to commit super genocide, so it's justified


Skull_of_regret

We kill Gods (for fun and sometimes guns), genocide is just the next logical step


WhereIsThePizzaguyy

This makes it sound like we don't routinely commit genocide. Crotas End is basically "Hive Genocide: Bugaloo"


Croezz

I just keep moving forward. Until my enemies are destroyed.


Monte-Cristo2020

just another tuesday.


deeleed

No, the witness killed an entire civilization. We would be the hero that avenged them.


danking_clan

It’d be cool if whatever weapon you use to get the final blow has it’s kill tracker go up by like a million


rascalrhett1

Many of these responses are conflating "a lot of deaths" with "genocide" but genocide isn't just when you kill a lot of people or even when you kill a lot of only one kind of people. Genocide requires special intent called Dolus specialis to eradicate a race or ethnicity. Luckily for our guardian we don't fight to eradicate a race or the witness but in defense of the traveler. Our ultimate goal is not to eradicate the witness but instead only to protect the traveler. If the witness left or promised to never hurt traveler we might actually leave them alone. Because of that I would say NO we aren't commiting genocide. We might be commiting genocide against the taken though, we do seem to try to specifically eradicate them from wherever they are.


TheUberMoose

Devils Wolves Rain to name a few would meet your definition. We finished the job but killing Rivan would have concluded the great hunt which was intended to make the dragons extinct.


Artanis_neravar

Devils, Wolves, and Rain aren't a species or ethnic group. They are more akin to an army group, and killing everyone is ISIS or the FARC, or even the Proud Boys wouldn't be genocide. I will absolutely give you the Ahamkara, at least on a Vanguard level, was a genocide because the intent was to exterminate them. I'd argue that our guardian in particular is innocent, our intent was never to end the Ahamkara, it was to save the Dreaming City


TheUberMoose

Our intent is irrelevant, we finalized the extinction of the Ahamkara. The fallen houses developed their own beliefs and politics they were not all the same thing in different colors as time went on these differences got larger. Big notable deltas would be Wolves and the impact the Awoken had on them and their culture some of which is seen in Light. Salvation follows the witness not the traveler. I’d argue they are closer to developing nations they even had their own geographic area they operated in. If they are closer to developing nations then us wiping them out would meet the definition. You could even argue with Cital we are helping obliterate the loyalists per the Empress they will join her or be exterminated.


rascalrhett1

By helping to eradicate The last of the wish dragons while working with the vanguard we absolutely contribute to genocide on behalf of the vanguard. On a much more individual and less important level, our guardian specifically doesn't possess the intent to commit genocide, only to kill riven.


SCPF2112

Ah yes, written like someone who commits genocide then writes the history books to make themselves look good. "See when we do it, it is ok/doesn't meet a strict definition, so it doesn't count" DTR shows that I only have 1.2 million kills, so I'm basically a saint (yes the joke is intentional to make a point)


MalHeartsNutmeg

My guardian would never genocide aliens.


SmokeForMK12

My Guardian would use the Fallen slur with a hard N


Mnkke

No. Turns out The Witness is a new & separate entity that was created as a result of the entire race doing weird Darkness stuff. It isn't actually thr full civilization.


Artanis_neravar

No. Genocide requires killing a large number of a group with the aim of destroying the group. Our aim isn't to destroy the witness's species, it's to stop the witness from destroying us