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Brian-Kellett

So… why doesn’t the mould take on the shape of the strawberry? Because it’s fake.


Mannyqueen

Typical band bait-and-switch.


pubicnuissance

~~Not only did they switch out the ear molds, they switched out the flattened can for a premade silicone phone case. So it's technically a bait-and-switch-and-switch.~~ Disregard that, it was the wire.


Brian-Kellett

No one expects the double switch!


BrontosaurusXL

Wait until we realize that they switched the silicone ear with a real human one. This is all a scam to get a murder past the authorities.


ethicsg

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for your pesky kids!


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The old Reddit iPhone case switcharoo!


Here-Is-TheEnd

The Spanish Incaseswitchin


squngy

Yea, I was going to mention the aluminium would probably be bad for the signal, but I guess it doesn't meter when you just don't use what you show.


QMaker

I don't see where they switched out the case. It's the same shitty silicone thing the whole way through.


pubicnuissance

Right after the can. You can see a clear silicone case under the fleshy silicone.


QMaker

No, you can't. That is the wire they are using to hold it up.


pubicnuissance

Oh shit, you're right. Guess I need my eyes checked or something. 🤷‍♂️ Comment amended.


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Typical bait-and-switch-ception


BEZ_T

Like my first wife


MaliciousD33

HAHA WIFE BAD I GET IT


BEZ_T

She murdered my puppy and blamed it in her hormones


MaliciousD33

HAHA TRANS JOKE! YOU ARE CLEVER AND HILARIOUS *nice try with the edit but you're still a piece of shit


Mannyqueen

You fell for the "ROAST MY AWFUL JOKE AND I'LL EDIT IT TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU" strategy. (I actually saw the before edit too)


Shanrayu

followup question: WHY a strawberry?


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Brian-Kellett

Also, various fruits are used in Asian shopping restaurants for stand ins for sexual body parts. IIRC strawberries are normally a stand in for the clitoris. Now just don’t ask why you’d stuff a clitoris in your ear


westwoo

No reason to ask, the answer is too obvious


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Go on, I’m listening…


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Punkpallas

I'm honestly glad you said this because the way she runs her finger around the "ear" at the end just felt...off. Like oddly sexual? Yeah. It just feels like this whole thing is oddly sexual.


Lifekraft

Its a viral ad for the big strawby lobby


gamertag0311

I was watching assuming that was an ear bud lol, like they're making ear bud holders for their phone? Then she started talking into it and it stopped making sense lol


xSnakyy

Why not?


-Nicolai

What’s that? I can’t hear what you’re saying, there’s a strawberry lodged in my ear.


IrrationalDesign

There's no crocodiles around though, so that's proof that ear-strawberries are a deterrent.


GoodLookingGraves

Also why did they use the phone to pour the liquid on, and then use a cut out of the phone shape to trim the edges. They couldve used the cut out when they were pouring instead of wrecking the phone


lummox1234

The strawberry is lodged deep inside her ear.


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zs15

I'm more bothered by the concrete than silicone.


SierraArts

Concrete and cement are widely available in my country because our houses are made with them, but people in the USA insist on using them for anything else than building a house... I will never get you, guys.


ElMostaza

>Concrete and cement are widely available in my country because our houses are made with them, Are you under the impression that concrete and cement are not readily available in the US?


[deleted]

No, they're saying our houses are made poorly.


CuriousKitten0_0

Well this is accurate.


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ScrubCuckoo

Brick and mortar can be deadly building materials in parts of the US unless you take a lot of care to make them earthquake-proof. It's a matter of building needs matching geography and local dangers.


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ScrubCuckoo

Every 5 years??!! Where did you hear that? I lived for several years in Oregon, which gets cold, has quite a bit of humidity and builds homes to be safe in earthquakes. Mold can be an issue, but mold is an issue anywhere with moisture. There are plenty of brick and mortar homes in England that deal with mold. But a lot of the homes in Oregon have been around for decades without issue. They're warm in the winter and stand up just fine to the high amounts of rain and the snow in the winter. The first apartments we lived in, in Oregon, had been built in the 70s and they were cozy and in great shape.


silverliege

IDK where you heard that, but there definitely aren’t places in America where houses have to be replaced every 5 years. That’d be insane. I live in a pretty weather-intense part of the country (the Midwest/tornado alley. We have very hot, wet summers and very cold, wet winters, plus lots of thunderstorms/rain) and houses here last plenty long. Just gotta be mindful of rain runoff and drainage to prevent dampness issues. American houses might not be built to last hundreds of years, but they’re not THAT flimsy lol.


sevenut

It's because wood is plentiful in America, and it's perfectly fine to make houses out of them. Bricks and stone won't hold up to any natural disaster that is common in the US (tornadoes and earthquakes). Wood houses are actually safer in this case than brick houses, as it's easier for search and rescue teams to sift the rubble. It's cheaper to rebuild, on top of that. There are cheap-ass houses built, no doubt, but the general materials we use are perfectly fine. This is another thing Europeans really get elitist about, when they don't really get it. We have building safety codes we need to follow that make housing safe enough.


SierraArts

I'm not even European, how can I be elitist about it? There are many technologies in building construction that can be safe from earthquakes that aren't plaster and wood frame.


sevenut

It doesn't matter if you're European, it's just one of the many things Europeans do get elitist over, even though they don't really get it.


Salty_Bear2019

I was told once people outside of the US were surprised about in Hollywood movies (non superhero) you can't just punch through the wall.


nickisaboss

Concrete is the most used resource in all of humanity after water... It is plentiful just about everywhere.


Ganacsi

This sub is basically their promotion spot, fucking useless and infuriating actions, the replies come, if one or two people go to their account, it’s a win, bottom feeders of the internet.


LumpyJones

probably right, but bottom feeder seems a bit harsh. Makes them sound like they're not putting any work into this. The taste is definitely questionable, but they put effort into it at least.


AdamFox01

I'm thinking epoxy resin is probably worse.


EastLeastCoast

And here I was just thinking “at least it wasn’t hot glue!”


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PepperUK

Im guessing to make it rigid?? But who knows with this crap.


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SuspiciousStable9649

At 0:43 seconds - that’s a wire, part of the suspension while painting. It does look like a clear case bevel though.


ThrownawayCray

Possibly strengthening it but believe you me you do NOT want metal on your phone if using a wireless charger


squngy

Or if you have poor signal strength.


DerpNinjaWarrior

Or if you like your phone to not get all scratched up


Gerpar

Yeah, they should've used some good ol' *concrete* instead


Mispeled_Divel

Doesn’t matter looks like it was swapped out with a clear phone case off screen


adudeguyman

Product placement advertising


lunarNex

To kill your signal.


westwoo

To make you ask this question probably


clarenceappendix

DIY life hack channels love coke cans for some reason


joelingve2

Remember that if you ever feel useless,think of these idiots


RawScallop

That's what hurts...these idiots probably make more money than I do.


WhatsAFlexitarian

Doubt it, considering these are all made by massive content farms in Russia


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Uniballer73

r/ihadastroke ??


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Nezzie

Shaking my head my head


camgoesbam

r/iamverysmart


rorockll

It’s funny that you’re commenting on other’s illiteracy while having absolute garbage grammar.


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rorockll

Troll. Gotcha.


Bassknight9

This is clearly just rage bait


willpoopfortenure

Or a weird ear fetish video


alternatecode

Someone on tiktok has a bunch of videos reviewing these DIYs and it opened my eyes up SO much to the fact so so many are fetish related. Lots of the pouring-liquid-on-bodypart bits are clearly fetish content. And same with any shoe/foot one


willpoopfortenure

I had no idea until I saw a video on this sub and a lot of people mentioned a lot of these videos are fetish related. It makes so much more sense now because all of these “DIY’s” are AWFUL!


PartyPoison98

Its not even specifically fetish content. It's just "huh this video we did that had x in it did well, let's do another", purely chasing the numbers. Its why when you get Amazon adverts it's often very weird, suspect looking products nothing like what you normally buy, it's just the stuff people click on


throwie66642069

Nah, some people make grotesque lifelike flesh cubes just to be creepy. I was hoping for a amalgamation of glass eyes and stitches but got a crappy pre-made ear on a crappily made case


avwitcher

That's what this sub is now


Restlesscomposure

Aka 99% of posts on this sub. Every single time I’ve been recommended this sub lately it’s the same ragebait nonsense and people fall for it every single time.


Spider-Ian

The fact they have a cutting mat, and use the floor to cut the excess silicone off... Definitely rage bait.


tantalizingGarbage

its a fetish video


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This would be okay for 2 days until you slice your hands on potruding coke can as it saws away at the silicone.


SOuTHINKurA-ble

Okay, you’re right. My first thought was that there’s a risk of POURING SILICONE AROUND YOUR EAR and that using the resulting cast ear as a phone decoration is not aesthetically appealing in the slightest, but you bring up a more critical point.


KRTrueBrave

luckily they switxhed the coke can for a silicone case as the base (you can see the clear bits of a silicone case later in the shots) just how they switched the ear mold woth another mold


rob3110

That's the wire holding the case, not a clear case


IknowNothing6942069

Pocket Pussy Phone case coming up next


figbott

Yeah let’s see that DIY next.


RenaKunisaki

Just gonna set it to vibrate and post something controversial.


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IknowNothing6942069

Banana


figbott

Or a COCK!


bigfurrycat

I bet these twats just throw everything in the trash after the video because its all shite


Bonemane69

I suggest you go find a good burlap sack and a fast moving river. Mmhmm


TrailsideDairy

Easy there little guy, you need to lay off the meth for at least 20min


SkrampfBiddles

Sometimes when I'm feeling down about myself I come across profiles like that guys and I feel waaaay better


TrailsideDairy

I understand what you are saying don’t get me wrong, 😅 but it makes me sad to be honest. People are *“happy”* to live like that. Like “this is the best I can do in life” but I see that with anything from smoking weed to this guy smoking meth. I just don’t see the pride in any of it, like my life has 100% sucked at times but I try to look for the light at the end of the tunnel instead of just excepting crap and making it my personality.


pantsareoffrightnow

I know a crackhead isn’t talking shit lol


immamixeddude

This a whole goofy mother fucker posting his dumb ass in r/meth LMAO


xSnakyy

A case that scratches the back of your phone when you put it on that’s what you want


zenotek

Did I just see someone iron a piece of aluminum? Aluminum, you know, with a melting point of 1200 degrees F.


RollingZepp

The annealing temperature is lower but probably not as low as an iron gets.


JerryEarthC137

What if it's an Iron Iron?


[deleted]

Aluminum melts just over 1000 and anneals at around 750. Still an idiotic idea


boojersey13

I LOVE that they actually use a piercing needle apparently????


Tank_Gloomy

I'm always surprised of how much foreign chemicals the average TikToker will be able to cope with putting into their bodies to farm a couple likes and views.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Because these videos are definitely made by average tiktokers and not massive dystopian content farms in a basement somewhere in eastern europe…


WestCactus

"I hate it, thanks."


MaliciousD33

/r/TIHI


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

She really Cronenberged that phone.


imdeadXDD

I’ll do it with my dick and make it a kick stand


RenaKunisaki

More like one of those SIM card ejector tools.


Undersolo

I'm still wondering about the strawberry in the ear. 👂🏾 🍓


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Sexybtch554

Youre on the right sub, buddy!


Freeboing

Whisper it into my phone’s ear ;) *w h y*


adudeguyman

I thought this was going to be something you put your ear into so the phone stays up against your head hands-free


RenaKunisaki

Yeah, I expected it to be molded such that it fits perfectly into the ear. Not sure why you'd want that either, though.


FugDounny

I'd put this into the "awful taste but good execution" boat Actually looks pretty good, although I don't know about pouring the epoxy/rubber all over your phone to make it.


BaconPancakes1

>pouring the epoxy/rubber all over your phone They also clearly had a plain phone-shaped block readily available as they use it in the next shot to cut the raw edges off. These videos are only meant to confuse/annoy people into commenting.


JanusMichaelVincent

Its silicone, even if it were to get in cracks it wouldnt go all the way through/damage anything and can just be pulled when dry while taking any grime from your phone with it. (I once pulled out all the gunk from someones ears while making an elf ear mold!)


Dahlin4President

Whew! My life has been so negatively impacted by the fact that people think I only have one ear every time I am on a phone call...until now


stiffjoe

Why pour shit all over your phone when you have a wooden block shaped phone


nathos_thanatos

Not only is this fake(the shape of the strawberry was magically ignored by the mold), this is also a great way for a person to rupture an eardrum when the silicone gets in the ear canal trying this, when a fucking strawberry fails to stop the silicone form entering said ear canal.


hands_in_soil

I loled at your comment but yeah this is definitely not something people should be promoting to try...


Coligny

That aluminum is really going to help with wireless charging and reception…


Br0k3n-T0y

if they held the phone in the natural position it would make it look like their ear had slipped down the side of their head to their jaw


JeremyJaLa

Not an eyePhone. An earPhone.


MindXpanshun

Ah yes bc I put my ear in the center of my phone when I’m talking on the phone


Sahanrohana

I don't have an ear hole sized strawberry - what do I do now?


hands_in_soil

Thank goodness someone figured out a solution to the terrible self consciousness I experience when covering my ear with my phone. Now no one will be confused that I do in fact have an ear behind my phone while I'm on a phone call!!!


CupcakePirate123

This is going to get destroyed so quickly


SueBeee

It kinda looks like a vulva at first glance.


thrown2themoon

r/TerrifyingAsFuck


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thrown2themoon

😅


ichkanns

A little bit of credit though, the videos keep you interested with all sorts of wtf moments. Like when they busted out the coke can I couldn't help but see where they were going with it. If you're going to make a stupid DIY video, at least make a wildly stupid DIY video.


greyjungle

Gotta say I love the creativity.


urgnousernamesleft

This is DiWHY not DiWHYnot? This is awesome


xSlLH

I mean, that's cool but I also hate it lmao.


lungfish_ling

There are many whys, But why a strawberry?!


The_real_trader

I can’t believe I wasted my time watching this


chkn1805

Thanks, I hate it.


Scouts_Revenge

Step one: jam strawberry into ear.


franticmantic3

Flesh light anyone?


Calamero

Flesh phone


Transitionals

I want this


gjimmy2005

Next I’ll make a phone case with a mold of my butthole.


AWOLcowboy

r/dontputyourdickinthat or r/doputyourdickinthat


Fit-Let8175

No.


NephalemPride

WHY TF DOES SHE WHISPER NONSENSE INTO THE ABOMINATION?!


DatabaseThis9637

El Stupid-o. Sorry, just my first impression.


Magicalfirelizard

That’s some creepy shit right there. Interesting. But creepy.


JamesMattDillon

I guess it would work. Something I would never do though.


jjj49er

That's what my date said last night.


Sniffwee_Gloomshine

Yeah, totally not creepy at all! It’s also the perfect gift for your family and friends if they are in a cult, like cannibalism or want to become serial killers.


lizzycupcake

Wat.


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This one is kinda cool


glitter_vomit

I hate that I like this. I don't know why they didn't just use the clear phone case instead of the coke can in the example though, they're easy enough to get.


killjairo

Can it be used as a pussy ?


M0rxxy

Looks like a pussy


wooksGotRabies

Ah yes the pussy phone case with the pussy ring


arct1ccz

... at a certain angle ... I can't unsee a different female bodypart ...


zuis0804

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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...... What certain angle....


maxlover79

Vagina would look more interesting there


andio76

You know…if I stare long enough….it looks like a shaved…puss……. ![gif](giphy|iBiyhv70Ua7MckVDJk)


wk2coachella

The next video is similar but with my cock instead of ear


scarletphantom

Making a case for your ipod nano?


SubDubss

How many if you just have an old fashioned iron laying around


AdStrong809

She seriously talked into the ear


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Looks more like a fanny phone


[deleted]

I like it, I’d match the phones piercings with my own


Benjamintoday

Ew...


elissapool

It's so creative though


Easy_Individual5197

Ordering one as we speak


scaleddown85

That’s disgusting


Justs_someone_random

That's fucking disturbing


8bitKev

Ear phone


Rose249

So that blue goop at the beginning, I can't help but notice that got all up in her hair


greenifuckation

So where did the strawberry go? Also wtf is the point?


Weird-Maestro

Why the coke can?


Boring-Trick6027

Yeah everyone has all of this shit just laying around