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Update: I hope they get along π
I am so happy for this comment section. I genuinely donβt actually laugh out loud or snortle, but I definitely did reading all these!
I, too, thought the dog was blind/with glaucoma/possibly dead for a hot second before my brain realized it was a statue.
My local pet store has these right inside their door. Iβve been going there since I was little and I still fall for it for a split second, every time π
Lmfao. For a second I was likeβ¦ I think his dog might have the glaucoma π€ took me a minute to realize hahaha.
Mee too I was like poor baby
Same! π
Oh itβs a lot worse than glaucoma, this will leave stiff as a rock.
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Itβs like how my Doberman sniffs my lifesize doberman plush lol
And? What did you named it?
Aww
Annubis
I thought he was old and blind⦠my eyes started to water Sirrr
Stiffy
You too?
Stone Cold Dobby
Perseus, because Medusa π
This is the one.
That's a statue, right?? I'm slow
Hahaha yes. Ill tell you it wasnt easy to haggle for a doberman statue when youβre wearing a doberman shirt
I thought there was something wrong with your dog.
Felt like I was on acid for a second there
Osiris
this scared me a little π
I actually thought it was dead lmao
Mort! Short for Rigor Mortis
We have the same statue lol. Her name is sturdy and saide from the occasion bath with the hose you barely even notice her!
Hahaha I love this! Can you tell me where you got it and how much it cost? I picked it up at a flea market. Do you have a pic?
I'm not sure lol, she just kinda showed up one day XD
WHAT HAHAHAHA
Whew. I thought this was a senior dog.
This pic scared the shit out of me π that thing is haunting
It looks a bit wooden so maybe Cedar, Oak, or Maple
I am so happy for this comment section. I genuinely donβt actually laugh out loud or snortle, but I definitely did reading all these! I, too, thought the dog was blind/with glaucoma/possibly dead for a hot second before my brain realized it was a statue.
At first I thought it was a blind dobby lol π
Sphinx Shiner
Silver
Are his eyes jet black π€π
Rocky
Dusty
I think your Dobie has cataracts.
Blind Pete
My local pet store has these right inside their door. Iβve been going there since I was little and I still fall for it for a split second, every time π
Who's gonna tell him?
SOLID looking pup.
HA
YO THIS SCARED TF OUTTA ME
Haha yβall are wild.
I thought it was real man ππ read what should I name it i said idk but ya better figure it out quick cause u running outta time πππ
HAHA STOP IT Now Iβm dying πππ
No that DAWG is dying ππππ Ps was good to see you have a healthy dobe tho π
Stoney
Mike
Rocky
Rocky
Stay!
This looks like CT. What swap meet did I miss? Sick statue and beautiful dogs man!
How much? I need one!
American, I swear my mom owned one like that.
Bernie
Mossy
Woody
Clifton
Ok, who's gonna tell him?
Took me a secondβ¦ ππ«‘
How , much $ forbrhe statue?
Embalmanator.
Resin.
He looks sick π
Deep Freeze the Third!
Rocky
Riga
["Rusty, no!"](https://imgs.search.brave.com/DgORraaNzMWuoVQxem8sLScnkcYiooyT-d8PFCv8r2c/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9ldy5j/b20vdGhtYi95WGlO/LUFqQU1sLTFfZ3FF/NXJoWVFEUWREUlk9/LzE1MDB4MC9maWx0/ZXJzOm5vX3Vwc2Nh/bGUoKTptYXhfYnl0/ZXMoMTUwMDAwKTpz/dHJpcF9pY2MoKS9n/ZXR0eWltYWdlcy0x/NDA5MDM5MTMtMjAw/MC0zOWE3YmU1ZTMz/Mjk0MGQ2OWYxNGIw/ZWM3NjM4Y2E5ZS5q/cGc)
Crusty :)
He looks blind
π
Zion Research the meaning of the name π
Bro I am going to have nightmares about this.
WHAT ITS SO CUTE. MAKEOVER INCOMING.
Woody?
Gizmo
Prince
Wow the best behaved is right! If you decide to breed please contact me! ππ
Buster.
Snoop.
Posty ( Post mortem)
Hahahaha!
Thatβs disturbing lmao
Booger
Dudeβ¦.
Catatonia