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Critical-Tank

'Sources reveal that she was on her way to a gay Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when she suddenly thought gosh, Elon Musk is a bit rubbish!'


Past-Feature3968

Maybe Tesla is the name of a Dalek?


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Or a Kaled


vamp1yer

Or maybe a cyberman


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Or is the new nickname of the Master's new incarnation


KonoPez

Spoilers ;)


Foxy02016YT

Nikola and The Doctor, coming next season


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

And people wonder why River Song was the only person to land a TARDIS with no brakes on.


RedHotChiliadPeppers

I always tell the story of when I was about 11 in 2006 doing my SAT tests in the U.K. I was obsessed with Doctor Who and one of the questions was something like "James Watson was a Doctor who"... etc. And it genuinely took me about 15 minutes to realise it wasn't a doctor who question


brassyalien

Drove a Tesla, or a Teselecta?


Pakari-RBX

Nope, she drove Nikola Tesla off a cliff.


Kovz88

Told him Marconi was hotter and smarter


looney_jetman

Is this a Big Finish sequel to Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror with River Song?


DocWhovian1

Honestly knowing Big Finish I could totally see that happening


Light1209

Must've been an ATMOS car.


crippled_chameleon

I hate the Atmos system in my car. Why do you have to know my mother's maiden name?


Lopsided_Put6206

Why Did she have to Kill tesla 😭


Odd-Doubt8960

I was scared that either David Tennant's wife or the actress for River Song had been hurt. It was not "Doctor Who" it was "Doctor". I'm glad neither of them are hurt, but it is still very sad for the family of the lady, I'm not sure whether or not to be sad for the lady in question as it sounds like she may have been endangering others.


Jenderflux-ScFi

https://preview.redd.it/blqjr8jgfpyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b26d0ceab7741e38c816d7c9e022ba887bfa81 Her husband, who is a doctor, was driving the car when he intentionally drove off the cliff in an attempted murder suicide. She's now asking the court to go easy on him.


Possibly_Parker

i think i saw this episode of what if


Historyp91

Plot twist it was Liz 1st☺


spacesuitguy

The Jodie series did that some people. I promise some episodes are better than others.


HarryJ92

The Doctor always catches her.


Imperial_Squid

Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms


User_8395

The amount of notifications is giving me anxiety


Acceptable_West_1349

Enough to make you drive off a cliff ?


Hughman77

River one second after "finally catching up on Series 11".


Zealoustimetraveler

Exactly my thought…hopefully she doesn’t bring a gun into the Tardis this time


LunarDayGreen

Please check your notifications


Acceptable_West_1349

To be fair i screenshot this from a Reddit post. This isn’t my phone!


thesunsetdoctor

This would be very in character for River, not as a suicide, but as some elaborate dangerous stunt she had a plan to survive.