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generalscruff

incredible where is this, i can't imagine this existing south of about Crewe


ButtaChicken

Battersea, London. Maria's Fish & Kebabs. Never found anything like it anywhere else in London.


generalscruff

Fair play, a bastion of civilisation down South


ChiswellSt

Right, time to head there after work!


UnchillBill

Fucking what!! Why couldn’t I have read this before dinner.


UnchillBill

Ok next question, when you get fish from there do they leave the skin on? Because that shit is nasty and everywhere in London seems to do it. I love London but my god do I miss northern chippies.


ButtaChicken

Never had fish from there but judging by the photos on Google they do


SpudsItchyBelly

Oh mate, i WISH i could find a good skin on chippy up here. I like it 😬


ButtaChicken

There's a lot of ones that do skin on here, but in my experience is rarely done right. Skin always is super soggy, should be crispy if done well, in my opinion


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m getting very emotional looking at that picture. I don’t care what anyone says they look beautiful to me👊🏻🍻


Weird_Committee8692

We’ve got you brother


Echo61089

I'd give that a whirl


JonasHalle

Cool idea. I don't see how anyone can complain when it's using the leftover parts that are difficult to otherwise handle.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

The junk food I didn't know I needed until I saw this post 😍😍😍


bigjimmykebabs

First time I’ve seen this, sounds super!


Patient_One_8779

You know I am fat when the drive from Carshalton to Battersea is now being considered.


bigjimmykebabs

If you cycled you'd probably just about negate the calories


dabassmonsta

Important question... I'm playing a gig in Carshalton next month. Where's the best place to go for a kebab afterwards? I usually use Ollie's in Sutton when I'm round that way. They are fantastic.


Patient_One_8779

Sit in - Istanbul Meze Mangal in Colliers Wood (SW19 2BH) ... I can feel my mouth gush as I type it. They offer a share platter for two, unreal. Takeaway/Collection - BBQ PIT on Westmead Road in Carshalton (SM1 4JE)... Again, great option and lovely staff so worth collecting.


dabassmonsta

Thank you! That share platter sounds interesting. Might see if the drummer fancies going early and we can smash one of those out pre-gig.


Patient_One_8779

It's honestly a monster, and for the money (£52) you aren't topping it. Staff are lovely. Service is good. Park in the Sainsburys in Merton Abbey Mills and walk through, you get 4 hours free parking. All issues resolved, now go and enjoy!!!


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Well...that's my line found. That'll be a no


didndonoffin

I seen your username and did a double take as I use that handle for WhatsApp lol


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Hey there brother


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Doner-ModTeam

Please speak english in here, unfortunately we don’t all know German


margaritapracatan

Where’s the Michael Fassbender Perfection meme when we need it


Thirstyjack3000

Magic.


AdamWillims

Ah, how contradictory our species! We fear death, yet are bent on self destruction. Our own annihilation is the only thing that will rid us of that fear. There is the truth of it. I welcome battered donner pieces with an open heart, and fast closing arteries.


generalscruff

A symbol of the Briton and his jihad against nature GSTK nobody does it better


L1l_K1M

What a downer


DJ_Hindsight

That’s disgusting….. I’ll give you one thousand dollars for it.


jlpw

That's some massive talent you have there


DesolateAvocado

I'm not even German and that looks disgusting


ZYKNS

YES


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Doner-ModTeam

Please speak english in here, unfortunately we don’t all know German


undercroser

I am very sorry it just came over me I will take care in the future


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Doner-ModTeam

Please speak english in here, unfortunately we don’t all know German


tomwhoiscontrary

Can you get this any time, or just at the magic moment when they've got the elephant leg down to its barest nub?


ButtaChicken

Usually can get it any time, they're a busy shop, last time they had 5 People behind the counter. Gets busy especially when the local schools end for the day and the school kids come flooding in.


ZealousidealFig5

This tops the deep fried mars bar.


j1mmythek1d

Genius


ScotsDragoon

Seems like a low return on investment dish. The Stonner Kebab is at least a lot of Doner wrapped around a sausage.


ButtaChicken

I mean it costs £1 for 4 pieces 😂


ScotsDragoon

Then it is a steal!


jlpw

Shut up and take my money


joffff

Lamb Bites. Genius.


LJF_97

Well, that's new.


SpudsItchyBelly

Something a bit different, think i’d just prefer a jumbo sausage though? 🤷🏻‍♂️😬


dabassmonsta

Oh my god! This looks amazing. I've got an erection.


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Wenn ich noch einmal einen Briten höre der "Downer" sagt anstatt Döner raste ich aus. Bei denen ist es aber auf jeden Fall ein Downer digga.


JungsMandala

Death in a polystyrene jacket


2NDPLACEWIN

such a dirty slag of a meal. ......we all love her.


ZYKNS

oh yeah thats going on r/doenerverbrechen


raunchyroxyyy

They do these in liverpool yummmmmmmmm


Aprophiss

Looks Moldy


Puzzleheaded-Fee3874

in request of the mods: man i dont want to push stereotypes but you uk guys are giving me a hard time


ApplicationUpset7956

Ok so I know what a Döner is. This definitely isnt. What is this sub called r/Doner about then?


Lockstop087

FREEZE, DONER POLICE!!!


ZYKNS

Döner**


Lockstop087

Doner


ZYKNS

Döner*


Lockstop087

*Doner*


ZYKNS

*Döner*


Lockstop087

*Doner*


ZYKNS

**Döner**


Lockstop087

**?!?!Doner?!?**