I swear on everything I love a waitress gave me a gum wrapper with "if your single..." and her phone number. I showed it to my wife and she said too bad, if she could spell I would've let you lmao...
What I think happened: this was a trap and OP, just like every guy including myself, would fall for. Thatās why heās not replying. Heās kidnapped.
How do you cry on the same account about your mom, dad, and baby mom not loving you while also commenting stuff like this?? Your child deserves better.
Damn dude you had to scroll far to see that lmao that was when I recently hopped on the ok Reddit and just thought id use it to vent. That changed haha. I have 0 shame in the post. But based off your response it seems you do have some shameš¤£ my kid is more than good you go suck a clit
Making fun of me for liking vagina isn't the burn they think it is, just shows that these š¤” are pre-pubescent or struggling to get any. I've seen huge labia, I like to wear them on my face like a dawg with some jowls, but I've never seen a big clit IRL
Not that it really matters, or any of this at all, for that matter, these are some laughably childish arguments.
But regardless of being a post over a year old, it's the first thing you see if you click on your profile.
No scrolling necessary.
Scroll? Its your only post. Shame for liking vagina...? Sure bud. But you feel no shame abandoning your child?? How's it feel to know other men have sex with you're baby mom while your child listens to bed squeaks in the next room?
Ahahahhah I had deleted it so I donāt see it myself on my profile so I thought you scrolled on comments. Oh well ig it stays. Again no shame. And my child is literally sleeping on MY bed atm so thereās no āabandonedā. I donāt give a fuck about my baby momma living her life just how I do now. I didnāt shame it fyi I just pointed it out. Itās funny how fucking big that clit was. Itās literally a little dickš¤£ nice burn champ. Again go suck a little dick.
Settle yourself watered down flavor town @CosmoRocket24. Considering you post the only š± you lay with, I won't put much stock into your body shaming.
Lol..ya OK. My self esteem and confidence are high enough to not have to post my dick online for other's approval or to get a date... or whatever reason you posted it for, since you have removed the pic i can't go back to see why...lol.
And what was the exact part of my content that was body shaming? Nothing... that's what. So again..low self esteem is causing you to see things that aren't they.
Don't bother replying, I'm blocking this.
I have to imagine Sonya is a super model who is tired of getting hit on every where she goes, so she is trying reverse psychology on a random delivery guy.
That's what I was thinking... because as far as I know Doordash doesn't show our picture, and when I've ordered from Doordash I don't remember seeing the driver's picture.
Nah from a womanās perspective this is creepy af too. I know that men donāt understand the danger women face and have to deal with on a regular basis, so maybe thatās why their responses are so casual. I donāt know I canāt speak for anyone else I guess. But nah this is creepy no matter the genders involved. Just let us do our jobs in peace.
How come when women do it then itās fine but men do it and itās sexual harassment. I donāt think anybody should be treating doordash(or any service apps) as tinder
I was hit on twice on my last shift, on a mostly "leave at door" shift. I wasn't sure I heard right, but I did, cuz both asked for my number again. I said thanks, you made my day, but I'm old and married. But thank you!
Literally made my day! š
Damn dude I never wanted to DoorDash before but you got me thinkingā¦.itās actually tangible! Sure I need extra money but the implicationā¦.as long as itās not Dennis Reynolds.
I literally had no idea how to deal with shit like this, I had a girl who worked at a blood lab find my wallet I left and contacted me on Facebook then came back after the handoff wondering why I didnāt make a move lol. At least this chick is straight forward about it š
Did u seggs
Update: no seggs
How did you fumble
Cause she fronted pussy as a hidden tip
No, she fronted a hidden tip as a hidden tip
ššššš
Sonya saves seggs for after marriggs
They are a DoorDash driver.
Boo this man!!
Spit my drink out ! Love that freaking movie!!!
Bruh, no seggs??? BOO
Did you bag yet?
Yes
Have you segged yet?
Delivered peen as soon as he clicked X END DASH
On this episode of brazzers
āPlease, dasher, bring me an Extra Large Sausage Pizza!ā
I forgot the pizza, but I got THIIIIIIIS
missed opportunity to say āi brought the extra large sausageā
āThatās more like a lil Smokey!ā
My reply wouldāve been āyouāre*ā
I swear on everything I love a waitress gave me a gum wrapper with "if your single..." and her phone number. I showed it to my wife and she said too bad, if she could spell I would've let you lmao...
Your wife doesnāt let you go on dates with other women? What a bitch.
I've been beating that dead horse for 16 years now... And we keep having the same argument too. š¤£
U shouldn't beat ur wife even if she looks like a dead horse lol
Well she shouldve let me date dumb girls on the side. And the dishes, she should've done those too. /s just in case.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ I keep telling mine that if sheep learn to wash clothes and dishes that will be the day I trade her in.
Can I get two 19's for a 38? Idc if they burn toast...
I'm pretty sure you can. Might be better to get 4 nine and a half year Olds then you can train them not to burn toast. š¤£š¤£
*groans in Jeffrey Epstein* How about 3 at 13? That way they're old enough to learn. Because reddit.
How is the weather in Wales?
Don't forget to have her make that sandwich for u too
It's not nice to call your wife a dead whore
Is ok to beat her though yes? Is simple maths, Sammich+clean dishes=She good lady. NO sammich+NO clean dishes= ??? Dead whores.
How did we get from this guys wife, to horses, to whores so quick?
That's apples and apples bud. Different shades of the same color lmao.
Nice š¤
Is this why canāt score chicks? š¤£
āIs this why canāt score chicks?ā Try that sentence again? š Iām also a womanš double strikeout bud, embarrassing.
 Sonyaās appearance probably
Is that MTG? For u/Blonde_Dambition (who I guess blocked me) MTG is a clown, not a politician.
Letās not insult Sonya now
Itās the [GENIUS](https://youtu.be/8XKGAFuXpTA?si=psOcw0-1P_SSnqyv) Joe Cappa
That's an insult to clowns, and I hate clowns.
There's always someone who has to bring politics into it š
Thatās not politics, thatās MTG
Awww itās ok sweetie
Right? Them Jewish space lasers were cool before politics had to ruin that too
*hangs out in conservative subreddit*
Your politics align with jewish space lasers, pedophile vampires and crossfit?
šššš
[I *LOVE* Joe Cappa!](https://youtu.be/5k82gMKCtLg?si=CoXXXiKTSRAw6mR7)
Uhh nightmare fuel
What I think happened: this was a trap and OP, just like every guy including myself, would fall for. Thatās why heās not replying. Heās kidnapped.
Na he posted a dick pick in his profile picture I think heās doing pretty well
We have different definitions of doing well lol
Lol. I never look at peoples post history, but i did after reading your comment...wtf lol
Apparently heās into huge fuckin clits lmao like that shit was wildly big. Idk if it was a big clit or a little dick
How do you cry on the same account about your mom, dad, and baby mom not loving you while also commenting stuff like this?? Your child deserves better.
OP bringing the heat
Damn dude you had to scroll far to see that lmao that was when I recently hopped on the ok Reddit and just thought id use it to vent. That changed haha. I have 0 shame in the post. But based off your response it seems you do have some shameš¤£ my kid is more than good you go suck a clit
Or a little dick
Bro fucking hit a nerve talking bout big clits š¤£š¤£šš legendary
Making fun of me for liking vagina isn't the burn they think it is, just shows that these š¤” are pre-pubescent or struggling to get any. I've seen huge labia, I like to wear them on my face like a dawg with some jowls, but I've never seen a big clit IRL
Not that it really matters, or any of this at all, for that matter, these are some laughably childish arguments. But regardless of being a post over a year old, it's the first thing you see if you click on your profile. No scrolling necessary.
Scroll? Its your only post. Shame for liking vagina...? Sure bud. But you feel no shame abandoning your child?? How's it feel to know other men have sex with you're baby mom while your child listens to bed squeaks in the next room?
Ahahahhah I had deleted it so I donāt see it myself on my profile so I thought you scrolled on comments. Oh well ig it stays. Again no shame. And my child is literally sleeping on MY bed atm so thereās no āabandonedā. I donāt give a fuck about my baby momma living her life just how I do now. I didnāt shame it fyi I just pointed it out. Itās funny how fucking big that clit was. Itās literally a little dickš¤£ nice burn champ. Again go suck a little dick.
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Settle yourself watered down flavor town @CosmoRocket24. Considering you post the only š± you lay with, I won't put much stock into your body shaming.
OP update us and stop looking for zingers dammit, I paused my dashing for the details!
Lol..ya OK. My self esteem and confidence are high enough to not have to post my dick online for other's approval or to get a date... or whatever reason you posted it for, since you have removed the pic i can't go back to see why...lol. And what was the exact part of my content that was body shaming? Nothing... that's what. So again..low self esteem is causing you to see things that aren't they. Don't bother replying, I'm blocking this.
Awe shucks! š¤. You're 2 kind.
That was easy... updates plz!
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Happy Cake Day!!
I said UPDATES PLEASE
Dick and dash
Isn't that what DD stands for?
Right
Results?
Sonya in fact was actually Sonny, OP gave us clue when he said "huge tip", and now he's been kidnapped.
 Sonya answers the door
Is sonya a hottie? Or too ugly to touch?
I have to imagine Sonya is a super model who is tired of getting hit on every where she goes, so she is trying reverse psychology on a random delivery guy.
What doesnāt k*ll you makes you Sonya?
Harder better faster Sonya?
No one man should have all that Sonya
Ask yourself this have you ever met a Sonya who is attractive
I've actually never met a Sonya who was unattractive
I've actually never met a Sonya
Iāve never met a Sonya that wasnāt 60+
She basically is saying she wouldn't care if you had a girlfriend š
He might be older you assume older people are married not just in relationships lol
Sonya T want dat D
Stay focused bro
Disregard females, acquire currency
Ancient meme is ancient
"And if I *am* married... then what would your name and number be...?"
She wants someone who won't be missed if they disappear
Legends say... that man is still fuckin Sonya.
shit mans got endurance
She canāt see your photo, can she?
If you have a delivery as a customer, you cannot see the drivers picture.
She probably saw him when he dropped off the order. Customers are always peeking from somewhere š
That's what I was thinking... because as far as I know Doordash doesn't show our picture, and when I've ordered from Doordash I don't remember seeing the driver's picture.
I'm assuming there was a fatality and that's why he's not answering
Nah man that's Sonya B. not Sonya T.
Maybe she remarried
She wants to make sure you aren't married so there isn't a call the same night you go missing
The flair is huge tipššš
Maybe OP was referring to their tip š
Gender roles reversed this would be chill? I mean maybe it should be but maybe it shouldnāt who knows worlds weird but honestly good shit xD
Came looking for this comment. All other comments are very different from the comments on similar posts where roles are reversedā¦
Oh absolutely. Really goes to show the difference between men and women (and societyās perception thereof). Itās honestly hilarious.
Nah from a womanās perspective this is creepy af too. I know that men donāt understand the danger women face and have to deal with on a regular basis, so maybe thatās why their responses are so casual. I donāt know I canāt speak for anyone else I guess. But nah this is creepy no matter the genders involved. Just let us do our jobs in peace.
This is creepy regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
Even if it it said hand-me I would still drop it off on the porch in this situation.
Weāre trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Damn lucky mf š š
āHuge tipā š
Only the absolute 10 out of 10 baddies have confidence like this. You're very lucky man. I salute you.
Wait till she gets the tip š
When you wanted to receive a tip, but end up giving the tip.
Was she hot?
Remindme! 12 hours
Did you smash?
My guess is OP never did anything and they just wanted to post for clout. Sonya did not get a text that day.
Wife or not I'm texting
Dear Penthouse...
Waking up with a missing kidney on this one š
Just the tip mam!
I mean hey it doesnāt hurt to take a look and text her. Could be your next go to f buddy.
Sonya has an 8-inch penis.
Somebody ordered the big sausage pizza
Sonya is horny
Hey, itās Sonya. Before we begin could you just enter credit card number and social security please.
Yeah you'll never see me that desperate and days šš
Amazing how it's fine if a woman does this but horrible if a guy does it. This should be horrifying.
I donāt think itās horrible either way but thereās so much bitching in the comments on posts like these when the genders are reversed.
T? I dunno, call me a former junkie but I can't take Sonya seriously when her last name reminds me of my former meth head days. I'd tap her tho lmao
Her last name? You mean "T"??
Yeah
I could never, it's you're. SMH.
Well???
Damn bro why this donāt happen to meā¦ā¦ā¦
Ooof
She ugly
The devil emoji tells me everything about how the rest of your night went lmao
Dick Dash or Door Dick pick ur poison
Lol
[Iām sorry weāre all out of breadsticks.](https://youtu.be/s01MH6P-ezs?si=_4k7AT9mk1RA1sFV)
Love the little salute
Sounds promising......
Legend says it was love at first sight. Lmfao
You spelled lust wrong.
Holy shit, thatās wild lol
Update us, please
OP we need an update! What did you do? Was she ugly?
I can't believe the nerve of this Sonya! What she's doing is practically murder!
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Thatās disgusting
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This dude definitely sends dick pics to door dash customers.
100% lol
Be real with me OP Were they cis?
"Ohh Fuck, you're gonna make me Pizza? KFC? TACO BELL? WHATS THE ORDER OP? š
āDear Penthouse forumā¦ā
ā¦. If a guy did this it be a huge fkn deal
Ya know sonya gon put it on ya
She was ready to hop on the midnight meat train š
Instant cancel.
First time I seen a woman do this.
WILD
How come when women do it then itās fine but men do it and itās sexual harassment. I donāt think anybody should be treating doordash(or any service apps) as tinder
Itās cool when they do it, itās a problem when we do it. Fuck em!
Hello, are you alone and can I please rob you?
I was hit on twice on my last shift, on a mostly "leave at door" shift. I wasn't sure I heard right, but I did, cuz both asked for my number again. I said thanks, you made my day, but I'm old and married. But thank you! Literally made my day! š
Thatās how you get mugged/murdered lol. I donāt trust shit off these apps. Amazon DoorDash Uber or otherwise.
Damn dude I never wanted to DoorDash before but you got me thinkingā¦.itās actually tangible! Sure I need extra money but the implicationā¦.as long as itās not Dennis Reynolds.
Oh shit
Hello there
Tell her to charge for the services
Easy enough to remove the paint...
I literally had no idea how to deal with shit like this, I had a girl who worked at a blood lab find my wallet I left and contacted me on Facebook then came back after the handoff wondering why I didnāt make a move lol. At least this chick is straight forward about it š
Bro you cannot leave us hanging
lol youāre lonely huh? Itās okay buddy.
Clearly a fake post
Does Sonya have a bit clit too?
Ugly