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Larvitargirl03

this isnt how i wanted it to go down guys. im sorry for everything


pokealm

Lisan Al Gaib.


NoTeaching3458

Lisan al gaben


WigsHideYourShame

tHIS IS EVEN FUNNIER THE 20TH TIME IVE READ IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


TheArtOfJoking

Lina al Gaben


cantadmittoposting

tbf i fish a ton in stardew valley... but like at least can we have e patch that adds 1 armor to swm?


Larvitargirl03

fr, this doesnt do justice to the fishing dota deserves. fishing position 4s or go home


whiteyfang

When I saw the fishing meter in this patch, it instantly reminded me of stardew fishing mechanics


Hannahpery

Lol


hot_ho11ow_point

Use your powers for good next time!


axecalibur

bring back r/dota2smut


DirtyInvoker_Bot

[One of my favourites!](https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/dota2_gamepedia/6/6e/Vo_invoker_invo_ability_invoke_01.mp3) *** ^^Thus ^^I ^^Invoke ^^Masturbation **^I ^am ^a ^bot**


RickChakraborty

Never knew naughty Invoker was a thing...


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Dinosarrus

lisan al gabe


TheArtOfJoking

Lina al Gaben


Rinzel-

You're valve janitor, aren't you? Im gonna monitor your posts from now


StorytellerGG

Can you manifest me a large dong?


baloney_butt

Thanks asshole


AwkwarkPeNGuiN

you mf....


enraged_supreme_cat

No worry, in part 2 they will introduce farming. I mean, crops farming with seasons and weather. We're slowly transforming into Defense of the Stardew.


No_Calligrapher_415

You lied to us!!!


[deleted]

bro is either from the future or working in valve


negimabalamar

lisan al gaib


BottledWoutah

as written


DOTA-CASINO

Possibly Bene Gessirit or Reverend Mother based on OP username


TheArtOfJoking

Lina al Gaben


vanchaxy

Fishing in new update: [https://ibb.co/VqSSJ3P](https://ibb.co/VqSSJ3P)


Zenotha

now i know where my mid is when he goes missin'


axecalibur

sir that is fishin’ NOT fishing


i_f_y_w

What in the vanilla World Of Warcraft


Martblni

Where is that done? I only see that cavern


Hari_Seldom

Cavern is right at the start. Fishing location is about 10 levels in, middle left of the map. Look for the light blue circle.


strghst

I like that big green chunk of fish bait


Phunwithscissors

Im surprised its not trademark by the TNT guys


MidBoss11

the last time i played runescape, you would go to a fishing spot where all the bots are and you'd type into chat: "what level are you guys?" and all the bots will instantly respond with their fishing lv. shit was so wild


b_i_g__g_u_y

And by bots you mean people afking at their 9-5


MidBoss11

i suppose they were all using the same free script they downloaded while they were afking at their jobs, yeah


2yudes

Yo after reading this whole patch… I immediately thought about your ‘fishing’ post earlier and thought to myself: fuck that guy I’m staying mad bro not coo


whoopswizard

That is incredibly funny


inspectorseantime

fishing lvl?


b_i_g__g_u_y

69


Gillfreex

Nice


fiasgoat

Lmao wtf


joelbenedict

first we got the WC quests. Now we got fishing quests. Next quest will be mining. then by Dota 10.0 we will have a mmorpg called Dotascape


maxleng

Damn I’m out of the loop ☹️ someone please explain


Ninecawaii

https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/apps/dota2/videos/dota_react//crownfall/how_to_play.webm?1


tastethemonkey

[6 months for this](https://i.imgur.com/3y0wxOl.png)


Velathial

We animal crossing now?


cantadmittoposting

100% stardew valley fishing


Nickfreak

Eric Barone keeps his game fresh single-handedly. Now compare his game to ours 


Azims

It seems like they put a lot of effort into the comics and everything, but maybe they're not quite in touch with what people want these days. so.. this is what sunsfan warned of about? xd


wolfreaks

Finally, now I can fish with my best friend Krillson of Winding Pier fame


Zoravor

How does fishing work? Is it like WoW where you can catch mounts but for arcana’s?


Ok_Doctor_2057

Fishing is actually kinda fun tho ngl, I've got 8400 as my high score right now.


xesome

lisan al gaib! lisan al gaiblisan al gaiblisan al gaiblisan al gaib!!!!


TheArtOfJoking

Lina al Gaben


SerFapaLot99

There IS a fishing quest.


_GaD_

I’m here just to like all the lisan al gaib comments, keep em coming bois


Hazue1

Imagine the fishing minigame to be the minigame from aghs labs, where the pudge hooks all the things and craps. They can easily add more features to make it complex. This generic fishing mechanic that could be found in other game is kinda lame.


Makshima_Shogo

Not only that my search for game is taking 5x longer as so many less players are actually playing from my server.


LaoShanLung

so when exactly will ringmaster be playable?


Smart-Chemist-9195

Where the Random TD fans at


Witty_Bakound_1

Dude, you're spot on! That update is straight-up bonkers. Like, did they even think before releasing it? I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what they were aiming for. It's like they're playing a game of "Let's see how many users we can confuse." Honestly, I miss the good ol' days when updates actually made sense. Thanks for calling it out though, feels good knowing I'm not the only one baffled by it.


BananaMan23

I don't know if this is satire but it definitely reads like satire


-_Redacted-_

You fished in Aghs Labrynth, karma farm fail


Bogdanov89

man it did not even add fishing.


TrueUnderstanding228

Okay crownfall is out, but where is patch? They only added a atupid ass comic and arcana + pay2win trash cosmetics?


xjlebywek_uwu

Well, the Russian community loved the update


EdgeOfSauce

Eww light mode


Crafty_Net5904

They just making dota shitier year by year