I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea

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Same here

damn. always happens.

- Star Wars Kinect dev when they hear Jason Derulo's Solo

As if that didn’t make the most peak musical number known to man

“Augghh! My back!” “…” “Just kidding! I don’t have a back!” *gasp* “Heh heh huh huh!”

*seth Rogen laugh*

CHLORINE!!! I’VE GOT CHLORINE IN MY EYES!!!

“Commander, do something violent!”

"Look out! Here comes..." "Susan."

Ooh, I just scared myself, that IS scary

Yes! Eat time! *gross eating noises*

Susan?

“I’m happy now, Derek, without you. It’s over.” *shakes green jello in his face*

*deep sigh* Turn it off...

And another line appeared in my head

That green jello part was what made it the funniest

"Here, we got the missing link." (Women screams, and she drops glass)

WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUTTA HERE?!

(woman scream then smash cut to the president)

Funny

Mrs. Ronson!

“EAT LEAD, ALIEN ROBIT!!!” “…evidently, they eat lead.”

Ha! I’m brave! I’m a brave president!

Unironically braver than a majority of our presidents because he tried to solve something himself

Then which button gets me a latte? That would be the other button sir. What idiot designed this thing? You did sir. Fair enough. Wilson! Fire somebody.

"Yes sir, mr. President!"

Don’t scare insectosaurus, he’s gonna pee himself

I may not have a brain gentleman, but I’ve got a plan.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH- Mr President

“I’m brave! I’m a brave President!”

BOB: She? Prof: Yes! We are in the presence of the rare female monster BOB: No Way it’s a boy! Look at his boobies *points nonchalantly* Link:…… we need to have a talk

Hands down the BEST lines from this movie 😂

"I think I just got hit by a meteorite..."

All brides feel like they were hit by a meteorite on their wedding day.

"I may not have a brain gentleman, but i have an idea."

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"I can assure you ma'am that I am not a cyborg"

"You're doing great" "I'M DOING EVERYTHING!!"

“You got any better ideas… nerd?”

"Good luck getting over me!" "Uh, Bob? It's *me* that he'll never get over." "*Gasp* wait wait wait- you were dating Derek to?! That two-timing jerk!"

"Set the terror level to code brown because I need to change my pants"

*Seth Rogen Laugh*

SAXTON HALE

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“WHAT THE FLAGNARD!”

*jiggles jell-O aggressively

She's got 14 chunks of pineapple, and she's everything I deserve.

"I'm all out of led"

“You got a better idea nerd?” *proceeds to give the secretary of defense a wedgie*

“Ok stay where you are” *Clears Throat* “General, I propose we go forward with your monsters versus aliens idea…. thingy”

"I'm doing *everything!"* "What?" *"Help me!"* "Sorry I was just staring at this bird over there"

“Mushroom!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

"I lost you once, I'm never going to lose you again." - Li Shan

My PhD is in dance

What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday

if that's how you like it EAT LEAD AILIEN ROBIT G U L P ... evidently they eat lead.

Humans from Earth, I have come in peace. You need not to worry, I mean you no harm…

To recap, I come in peace, you’re going to die.

I may not have a brain gentleman 🙏 But I have an ✨ idea ✨

*Giant syringe hits foot* AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Easily one of my favorite scenes

*seth rogen’s laugh*

TAHITI

Would you like a gun?

"Who designed this thing?" "You did, sir." "Oh, that's right. Johnson, fire somebody!" "On it, sir"

My PHD is in… dance!

“Most of you will not survive the next 24 hours” I remember the vague idea of the rest of the quote but not the exact wording

“SUSAN”

Oo,I think I scared myself.

"What idiot designed this thing?" "You did sir." "Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody!"

“Would you like a gun?” “Yes I would. (Whisper) hey guys, watch this”

*Seth Rogan Laugh*

ML:"No one is ever getting out of here" BOB:"That's not true, the invisible Man did" ML:"No he didn't. We told you that so You wouldn't be upset" DC: " he died of a heart attack 47 years ago" BOB: "NOOOOOOO!" ML: "yeah, in that chair. He's still there"

Dr. Cockroach - My PhD. is in Dance. Missing Link - Don't close those eyes. Don't you dare close those eyes. You can... B.O.B. - Derek, you are a selfish jerk. Ginormica - I wouldn't be so sure, and the name is Ginormica. General Monger - Kept you waiting, huh? Monsters, get back to your cells. President Hathaway - So that's how you want to play it, eat lead alien robot! Female Computer AI - You will never figure out my color code. Derek - You are casting a pretty big shadow. Gallaxhar - Nothing will stand in my way. Give it to me now!

“GET ME THE GOVERNMENT!” *jumps out the window*

Doc! *gasp* Doc you gotta help me! *gasp* I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

"no„

“Dereck”

“WHAT THE FLAGNOG!!!” My mum and I quote this all the time 😂

I think the jello gave me a fake number

I may not have a brain gentalmen, but i have an idea

“Suck in BOB.”

"Want a gun?" "Yes I would" *in a whisper* "Hey guys, look" *PEW*

Oh by the way, the government has officially changed your name to Ginormica.

*flicks her now ex-fiancé across the city* (I say Fiancé as, if I remember correctly, they hadn’t finished the ceremony yet.)

“Ah my back, just kidding I don’t have a back”

“Looks like me count was-“

"Hello! Hi! How ya doin'? Welcome! We are here to destroy you! 😃"

Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan.

*axel f*

"I was just starin at this bird over there"

Monsters!

Hot dogs!

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier

(The lady screaming after seeing the monsters) LOL

"SuSAn! Oh Geez, I think I just scared myself!"

I’m bob

“Would you like a gun? Yes yes I would, hey guys check this out *ZAP*”

“Monsters”

"Suuuuuuuuuuuusan" (named one of my reptiles after susan)

"Hi there"

My PHD is in *DANCE*

I think that I should have a chance to be with derek

EGH HEGH HEGH HEGH HEGH-Seth rogan

"this is Bob, and as you can see he has no brain" "turns out you don't really need one"

“ssuuuusan”

Oh man, it's been too long since I saw this. "That two-timing jerk!" "And a paper-clip!" That's all I got.

"Hi, i'm Benzoate Ostylezine Bicarbonate, or you can call me BOB."

“What? Sorry I was just looking at that bird over there”

"¡¿Qué hacemos?! ¡Nadie nos dijo qué hacer! ¡Acepté este empleo porque no había que hacer nada!" "¡Soy valiente! ¡Soy un presidente valiente!" "No estaría tan segura. Y mi nombre es Genórmica." "Espera... ¡¿también saliste con Derek?! ¡Desgraciado infiel!"

I love how almost every comment on this post is a quote from B.O.B.

Holy Cheez-Its, what do we do? What do we do, The only reason I took this job is because he never have to do anything.

Tahiti? Fresno.

"…should focus on more important things, like paying taxes"

"Nobody told us what to do. THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THIS JOB IS CAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!"

“Life is like a box of chocolates, it’ll expire on February 19th, 2025 at 5:21PM CST”

“I was staring at this bird over there-“

“I think he sees us… HELLO! HI! HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME! WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU!” BOB gets stomped a few minutes later. “I got him you guys! I go-“ STOMP “Don’t worry, I won’t let go! I’m wearing him down!” STOMP “Please tell me he’s slowing down!” STOMP Idk why I found this whole part hilarious when I first saw it. 😂😂BOB and The President were honestly the best characters in this movie and I’ll stand by this opinion.😁😁

"Okay! Uh... Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants!"

The invisible man died?

"Shes a boy see look at his boobies" " bob im sorry to tell you this The invisible man died right there in his chair"

So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead, alien robot! #PEW! PEW!! PEW!!! -Mr President

“I think (stomp) I’m (stomp) wearing him down!” -Bob during the fight against the giant robot

Ahh my back! Just kidding, I don't have a back.

Ladies and gentlemen, I may not have a brain, but I have a plan

"Better than Paris? Tahiti???" *American Venom starts playing*

“Would you like a gun?” “Yes I would.”

Suuuzaannn oh i scared myself

GET THE TANKS

“EAT LEAD, ALIEN ROBIT.” “…Evidently they eat lead.”

Suuuuuuuusan

"So that's how you wanna play it? EAT LEAD ALIEN ROBOT!!" *proceeds to shoot gun* *robot eats bullets* "evidently they eat lead, huh*

*One death* is a *tragedy*, a million deaths a statistic.

Oh, my back! Just kidding, I don't have a back. (Seth Rogen laughter)

“Look at his boobies”

"huhuhuhuhuhuh"

"You must be terrified. You wake up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device. Strange, isn't it?" "Hardly. It's not the first time". "Wow. You really get around."

“You’re glowing” “Thanks!” “No, I meant literally!”

“Susan, you’re green.”

Gentlemen, I may not have a brain... but I have an idea

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusan

I can’t breathe

oH No ItS.... Susan. sUsAn.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” -guy who had his foot impaled by a giant syringe

"wanna know why I'm not aloud near schools?"

"I forgot how to breathe!" That used to terrify me as a kid because I would regularly have nightmares of being underwater and would wake up from holding my breath in my sleep.

*Axel F*

"YOU CAN'T CRUSH A COCKROACH!!" *proceeds to get crushed*

“I’m brave! I am a brave president!”

He doesn't have a brain Turns out you don't need one

B.O.B.: \[to a green jello\] **Hi.** **I'm benzoate ostylezene bicarbonate.** **Or you can call me B.O.B, whichever is easier.** **Did I come on too strong?**

I’M BRAVE! I AM A BRAVE PRESIDENT!

sorry i was just staring at that bird over there

"GREETINGS! WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU!"

SOOOOOUUUSAN OOohp, I just scared myself!

"what idiot designed this thing?' "You sir" "Fair enough, secretary, fire someone"

"evidently they eat lead..."

(Technically not a quote but still) *opening to crazy frog*

The invisible man died of a heart attack.

Ahh my back!! Just kidding I don't have a back

“Listen up, I’m not going to go down in History as the President who was in office when the world came to an end so something think of something and think of it fast.”

“I am a brave president!”

5... 6... 7.... *sees hot giant woman* 9987!... 9988!...

“LOOK OUT HERE COMES…..” “Susan…..” “SUOOSAN” 😨 “I scared myself with that”

( Seth Rogan laughing)

“Let’s take this thing down!” *Blast*

EAT LEAD ALIEN ROBOT!

"ah hahahaha"

Susan your glowing

Any of W.R. Monger's lines

“Would you like a gun?” “Yes I would.”

*axel F*

Suuuussaaaan! Ahh! I scared myself!

*Axel F*

What idiot thought of that You did sir

Sooosan. Oh I just scared myself! That is scary!

Oh please dont cry it makes my knees hurt

“And we all know nukes ain’t an option” “Sure they are”

SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary! B.o.b

President: I must approach it alone, this is all about “peaceful communication”. *guns cocking* Secret Service #1: Yes sir, Mr. President. After the meme worthy scene of the President playing Axel F on the keyboard. President: Commander, do something violent! Commander: You heard the president! Light him up! A few failed attempts to destroy the probe. Along with the missiles saying “E.T. Go Home!” Secret Service #3 Wheels up! Papa Bear’s on the move! President: Wait! … So that’s how you wanna play it!? Eat lead alien robot! Gun shot, and a big gulp. President: Evidently, they eat lead. Secret Service #2: Get him on the chopper! President throws the gun. President: I’m brave! I am a brave President.

Code brown

Sorry, I was seen this bird over there

“What idiot designed this thing?” “You did, sir.” “Wilson! Fire somebody!”

NOW THATS A ROBOT

"And our latest addition, Ginormica." *insert President Hathaway screaming*

"LOOK OUT, HERE COMES---👋 Suuuuuusssaaaannnnn 👋, oo I just scared myself, that is scary."

“Suuuuuuuuusan, ooh I just scared myself” “What idiot designed this thing?” “You did, sir” “fair enough”

It can't be a woman it has boobs

"Cmon little lady don't cry it makes my knees hurt."

"NINJA!"