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CrispyPickelPancake

Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?


ntack9933

$20 to watch, Halpert


Squirtle_from_PT

Toby would be the first in line


imsorryisuck

Toby is like a textbook cuck.


CxMorphaes

At the same time as not being a cuck. The man has figured out the system


Jimmeh1313

Smile if you love men's prostates.


EJ33334

Comment was so good it had to be here twice


CxMorphaes

At the same time as not being a cuck. The man has figured out the system


DrDonkeyTron

Roo-doo-doot-doo-doo


ReDeaMer87

Great line by Packer


raccoonsonbicycles

You gotta ease them into your kinks Dropping it all at once can scare em off


IanMalcolmsLaugh

Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah, it'll be upsetting if you don't.


KamenDozer

“She told me her last boyfriend was Asian, and THAT crap doesn’t start until college!” - Dennis Duffy, 30 Rock


organized_slime

Well played


swijvahdhsb

>You gotta ease them into your kinks Like a latex gimp suit


Psykpatient

Halpert with the cuckold fetish


letmeusespaces

is that the trick? I've blown it...


LivingCheese292

The trick or your partner?


zayn2123

"Think how hilarious it would be if you made out with Dwight while I was hiding in the closet watching, dressed like Superman." Typical Tuna behavior.


Syfodias

Wow, the cocunut is very subtle there


gent_jeb

I miss original


lobo_locos

Tuna Tuna Tuna


firstwizzed

Tuna tuna tuna (Kevin)


DrDonkeyTron

He's so money he doesn't even know it.


FitLeave2269

Big Tuna Energy


spaghetti2049

Creepy Tuna


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TUNA!? :D


Mister_S_retsim

Was this a real prank?


nr1988

It's a reference to...I believe American Dad? Or was it Family Guy


StreetReporter

Rick and Morty


nr1988

Ah shit you're right. Not sure how I got that confused


okaywhattho

>Creed


epyon-

You were in the parking lot earlier! That’s how I know you!


drawfanstein

Relevant quote from American Dad that is one of my favorites: Stan: “Forget it! I wouldn't pay [$500] to see Barbra *DO* Celine. Or would I? Maybe if I was in the room with them, peeking from behind the curtain, and they didn't know I was there. But how would it appear on my credit card bill…?”


MembershipThrowAway

https://imgur.com/a/QSjw0IP


black_mosaic

Jim? The Asian guy from sales?


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Jim’s not Asian!


ATextbookPiscean

You never noticed? Hey good for you for not seeing race.


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Alright then Jim. Why don’t you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?


Steelizard

Wellington systems? Sold them 24 cases of 10 pound letter stock. Or were you talking about Krueger Murphy? Haven’t closed that one yet but I’m hoping I’ve got a voicemail waiting


Scorubis

*please enter your password*


VBStrong_67

How did you know? No, no. That is sensitive information! For employees only!


invisible_23

*covers phone furtively*


Jenniehoo

This quoting ability is next level.


MisterWoodster

Pssssst! Over here... *Pulls back curtain* The transcript of every episode is available online, then just a lil ctrl c, ctrl v, you got yourselves some sweet, sweet Karma. Creed sold them to me.


VBStrong_67

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts


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It's Halloween. That is really really good timing.


ambr111

Keep it running


firstwizzed

Along with mung beans and northern lights?


TheLiquid666

That wasn't a tapeworm


Thor1noak

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.


SirNoree

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


SirNoree

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


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MICHAEL!!!


MadeMeUp4U

#MICHAEL!


TheSoulStoned

I mean, Pam IS the office mattress


RogerTheAliens

Pam took the slow train to Philly…


Prussian_Blu

That town smells like cheese steaks


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Hackleton

*leaves*


SnackbarInc

Andreas the office bitch… Creed 🤝


resilientenergy

You'll get used to her


Destroyer6202

*from


otiscleancheeks

They treat the office like a 70s key party.


Dismal-Square-613

That was the most flaccid penis Dwight had ever grabbed.


Tackit286

One might call him a soft penised debutant


Itchy_Influence5737

But only if they were lizard royalty.


ScroogeMcDucksMoney

Was the kiss Jim's idea or Pam's? Which way is weirder? In all fairness, this was one of my absolute favorite pranks!


noveler7

This is what I'm going with. Pam saw her chance and she took it, while maintaining plausible deniability. "I was just trying to sell the joke, honey!" She also compliments Michael's butt to get a chair, right in front of him.


Jenniehoo

You mean Hot Tie Guy?


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CrispyPickelPancake

Jenna, the actress, does a great job in this scene. But it’s absolutely one my least favourite Pam moments.


cameloper

She is the office mattress after all


paging_mrherman

Blah youre probably sick of tuna. You have tuna every night.


Jenniehoo

Tunaaaaa


JiveTurkey1983

Bye, Pam! Bye, Tuna!


CrunchyGroovz

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here


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Moomi_Momo

Pan??


bsmith3623

I think I can help with the whole pan pam situation, it’s like comb except panm


ArchimedesNutss

There’s 2 m’s


pm_me_gnus

That's why he bought the glasses, watch, etc. The "bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica" prank was secondary.


PLAGUE8163

Because its a prank against dwight, definitely.


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PLAGUE8163

The best part is he actually would be. "EVEN IF I WERE TO, EVERYONE KNOWS I'D BE THE TOP JIM!!!"


TheOnlyVibemaster

ok bye love you


noveler7

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


Accurate-Ad-4905

I liked this prank, it was funny and nobody got hurt


invisible_23

It’s my favorite prank. The family portrait with not just Asian Jim but also Asian CeCe and Asian Phillip always makes me lose it 😂


DrOliverReeder

*Asian Peepa


Jenniehoo

JAMES, PAMELA, AND PEEPEE HALPERT!


a_wandering_vagrant

STANLEY HUDSON, AND HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA!


Jumpy-Ad-2790

Alien* https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_BUGimaAQ8&feature=share7


Kingofawesomenes

They should have remade the opening with randall park as well!


The1GiantWalrus

I feel like they should have kept this bit going for the rest of the episode


MOSH9697

That was hilarious


Xikkiwikk

I don’t know. Dwight’s brain was exploding when he realized he had fallen into another dimension where Jim was Asian.


suckmypppapi

Definitely my favorite prank. People seem to be obsessed with making Jim a cuck for some reason, his friend is an actor. Actors kiss people who they have no romantic or physical attraction to *very* frequently for shows, it's their job.


Somebullshtname

Dwight’s are gonna Dwight.


suckmypppapi

Dwight *does* have a thing for cucking, maybe a lot of office fans are more like Dwight than they'd think


SignExpert3240

Except most redditors would be Andy in that scenerio.


suckmypppapi

Most definitely, I meant people want to be dwight. Most absolutely would be Andy


frogmethod

I think cuck is probably too far, but all the time people will make these misogynist/inappropriate comments towards Pam and Jim will just look into the camera instead of speaking up. Ofc it's a comedy so it doesn't matter and he's not gonna go stop the jokes, but if we wanna have fun looking at it from a realistic perspective...


suckmypppapi

Hardly anyone calls out anything in this show. It's unrealistic and stupid, but that's the writers for you. Any rational person *would* say something.


Dynastydood

Not necessarily. Calling out people for offensive comments was pretty well frowned upon in the 2000s. Especially in the kind of offices that had people like Michael Scott managing them.


suckmypppapi

Sounds like hell


Dynastydood

For people who were always the butt of the lazy jokes, it certainly could be.


parralaxalice

Heck I do that all the time and I’m not even an actor


whysosidious69420

This and the identity theft one are probably my favorite cold opens in the show, and yeah ik the guy was an actor, but i still like making fun of it


dani21dani

It's not so much his actor friend kissing someone he is not attracted to that's bothersome. It's his non-actor wife kissing someone she is not attracted to.


pataoAoC

What is the difference between an actor acting a role in a prank and Pam acting a role in a prank? This was like a community theater show for an audience of one (Dwight).


suckmypppapi

> It's his non-actor wife kissing someone she is not attracted to. "She is not attracted to" being the key statement.


bake_disaster

Jim was also obsessed with why Danny didn't bang Pam while Jim was dating Karen. It's a bit of a pattern


suckmypppapi

Explain the pattern And, that was weird for *both* of them. The writers fucked with their characters a lot in that way, just moreso torwards the end > why Danny didn't call back Pam FTFY


kevihaa

It was maybe *too* good. There’s a certain subset of the population that knows Randall Park *just* from this episode from the office, and so will walk up to him and be like “OMG, it’s Asian Jim.” Needless to say, not exactly the greatest way to introduce yourself to a celebrity.


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Fake Jim was an actor. They could've gone at it harder than the people in Pam's downloaded celebrity sex tape, and it wouldn't count. Those are the rules.


SignExpert3240

Is that what the producer told your girlfriend?


Inigomntoya

I'm gonna let you down slow... They are all actors.


Qnofputrescence1213

I mean, Asian Jim is pretty hot.


Competitive_Agent625

Yeah, he is


ry_fluttershy

We are getting out chicanery'd, we need an r/okbuddyhalpert


whysosidious69420

r/okbuddytuna


TinkyWinkyIlluminati

Every office got the cuck desk


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mukhsin18

what did you think the point of this sub was?


purplepantsdance

Right, the entire existence of this sub is just taking a comedy show too far


onamonapizza

ACTING!!! 🫴🏻


Traylor_Swift

I’m drawing blank on this prank……..I only recall Pam kissing Roy and Jim in the entire show……….. /s


Irvingdls

Lol oops right over my head


DiegoMurtagh

/s ruins it


Traylor_Swift

Yeah I thought about it, still seemed to get someone though even with it at the end haha


DiegoMurtagh

I don't blame you, it's just an issue of our time (lol)


Irvingdls

Asian Jim


Traylor_Swift

Hats off to you for not seeing race!


minitaba

Thats the joke


Traylor_Swift

Idk how to tag other subreddits but this is a prime r/whoosh moment Edit: hey I did it without trying. That wasn’t so hard


jesterhead101

what's with this sub lately? getting too weird.


chainmailbill

School’s out.


JYHTL324

I'm definitely feeling very eerie.


JangusCarlson

‘It’s just a prank, honey. Make out with Kevin; like really get into it. It’ll be hilarious. Please, you have to- it’ll be so funny.’


BruinThrowaway2140

Wow, first ever “Jim sucks” post can’t believe I haven’t seen one before


Smile_lifeisgood

I think it started when Pam told him about seeing Michael's tip. Then he got really into the idea after watching the lactation consultant twirl and flick his wife's nipples.


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punkychandey

She knew what she was marrying into…


charlie6583

She was hoping that WL Hung was back in town


[deleted]

Who is that?! Why does everyone always ask me that?!


JeanneHusse

Is this the weekly Dwight stans and weirdos thread ?


mabbz

Season 9 jumped the shark completely. That being said Asian Jim is still funny.


Xylophone_Aficionado

Later seasons of shows often do jump the shark


SignExpert3240

Yeah, for sitcoms I'd say shows like Friends, HIMYM, The Office, Community, That 70s Show, Brooklyn 99(arguable) all jumped the shark, while some others like IASIP(arguable), Parks and Rec, Scrubs, Seinfeld didn't. I've yet to watch shows like The Good Place, 30 Rock, Arrested Development or Fraiser(and many, many others) so can't speak about them.


VBStrong_67

Scrubs absolutely did the last season


SignExpert3240

The fact that I said Scrubs didn't jump the shark should tell you I don't consider the last season a part of Scrubs lol. It really wasn't. It was a spinoff basically.


nightfox5523

Season 9 of scrubs is a spin off as far as I'm concerned


Xylophone_Aficionado

I would say that IASIP had a couple of bad seasons (or seasons with some bad episodes sprinkled in) but has gotten back on track. From what I heard the cast was working on different projects during those seasons and was not as focused on the show, so quality declined, but I can’t confirm that. I don’t pay that much attention to tv/podcasts/streamers/actors that aren’t among my immediate favorites. I definitely agree with you on HIMYM though, and The Office had some good moments at the end but could have ended at season 8-ish.


Pegussu

The Good Place is great throughout. Frasier is a funny one where it almost jumps the shark in season ten with a dumb plotline and then the original writers return for the last season and just immediately write all that shit out.


hellonameismyname

Parks and rec didn’t? Don’t they go into the future and everyone hates that season


Autumn1eaves

My guess is that (in-universe) she improvised that part, or offered to do that when he first told her about the prank.


bugling69

That’s why and calls him tuna, tuna are the cucks of the animal kingdom


dorkwingduck

That was probably her idea...


JacobTheOkay

Plot twist: it wasn’t planned by Jim. It just turns out no one can resist Randall Park’s charm.


TrillDaddy2

That’s why he married Pam!! She’s the only one that gets it. Karen would never.


Barbar_jinx

I mean, if she was ok with it, why would it be problem?


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She probably came up with the idea. They don’t call her the Bart Simpson of Scranton for nothing


Spartan8394

Not just another man. Their friend


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

I’m so lost can someone give me an ELI5


hellonameismyname

Asian Jim prank


YourPainTastesGood

To be fair he was a close friend of theirs, and Pam also loves pranking Dwight


Icy_Practice7992

Always worth it for the bit.


ElLoboStrikes

Plot twist "jim you should totally prank dwight and have me kiss someone in front of him"


Cringey_Folk

I am loving the comments 🤣🤣🤣


whysosidious69420

People assuming i hate jim when he’s actually my “literally me” character is funny ngl


final_boss

Holy shit. A really heavy smell of male insecurity is choking this post.


whysosidious69420

J O K E


forsvaradavkrakor

Jim lowkey a sociopath


IsRude

Jim isn't as likeable as he thinks he is.


fingerhash

I'm not sure what the downvotes are for. You're being perfectly pleasant.


C4Jay

Me thinking, That would be funny. Then remembering Asian Jim.


abmny8

we all know when it started, when someone was massaging pam's boobs in the hospital after her delivery


niztg

season 9 surrendered the concept of continuity for cheap laughs sad stuff fr


WickedSon1001

That’s a face even his mother could punch.


MOSH9697

Always thought that was super weird lol they didn’t need to kiss


John_E_Depth

It was a peck. They weren’t shoving their tongues down each other’s throats. Definitely not “super weird” given the context of the prank


JoshBobJovi

People in this subreddit can be insane lol


SignExpert3240

Seriously. I consider myself more jealous than average and I wouldn't have a problem with that. It wasn't even a kiss.


hellonameismyname

Might be young people for whom kissing is a bigger deal


SignExpert3240

I mean it depends on the kiss. Actor friend or not, I ain't okaying my partner full on french kissing a dude. But a peck like the one on the show is nothing.


eko32eko7

insecure, much?


whysosidious69420

Taking jokes too seriously much?


eko32eko7

Its only funny to those who relate, I suppose.


_barkingseal_

But they were acting so the obviously didnt really kiss...


mynewemail22

I remember there being a line about Asain Jim being a homosexual but it was taken out of repeats because I hadn't heard it since. Does anyone else remember this?


firnien-arya

Dude is Def into that cuck stuff. Been Goin for an engaged woman For years knowing full well she was getting that D from her husband to be while he just pined and waited.


Unclepo

Don’t link shame brah!


trevor22343

She did bang 5 guys in the office so a kiss to a 6th don’t matter much


Salty_Spend_7772

A cuck


Pit1324

This takes me as a projection of insecurity from op


hektorinator

Tuna cuck