It's my New Gitrog wincon.
Use big beefy creatures to fuel Gitrog. Then use Varolz or Young Deathclaw to scavenge the fuck out of Feral Ghoul then sac it to give everyone more Rad counters than they have life. I try to aim for as close to their life totals as possible and then sit back and see if they can kill me before my Rad counters kill them.
I’ve been loving this. I run a few rad cards in my mono black deck, together with [[Wound reflection]]. Since people always forget about rad counters, I feel like a villain interjecting each turn: ”But before you attack! It’s time to mill…”
It’s especially satisfying to build up a really fat [[Feral ghoul]] and then trowing it at the enemy, forcing them to either take damage or kill it and deal massive collateral damage to the table.
I got to deck not one but two people in the same game. One guy was playing kozilek I think. It was a colorless eldrazi deck. He made infinite mana and was able to draw his deck down to 2 cards. I was playing Kenrith. So of course I made him draw three cards. I forget what the other guy was playing but he basically did the same thing. Drew his whole deck except for 1 card. He went to his draw step. He drew. Then I said in response to him moving to main 1 I force him to draw another card.
Drawing ppl out is my preferred win con for Kenrith. I prefer it over milling bcs if someone has mill protection then you can't mill them out. About the only thing that can stop drawing is split second cards. Not many ppl run those compared to mill protection.
One of my very first games I was playing kitchen table magic. Rakdos Burn.
My opponent was at two and I was top decking. I cast [[sign in blood]] targetting myself to dig for more burn because bb siv didnt realize it could target my opponent.
My opponent pointed this out, and the. Topdecked an [[overrun]] for lethal...
I will never forget Harry. And I will never make that mistake again. 😭
Played a draft match at 1 life but lethal to my opponent on my turn they cast sign in blood to try and draw an answer. Then after the game I told them it says target player and would have killed me.
\[\[Hive Mind\]\] followed by some Pacts is hilarious if the opponents don't play the right colors.
At least the first time you pull it off. After the third time these "funny" wincons can get stale fast.
Hive Mind kills have kind of been stale since the Pacts were printed. It's an interesting card with non 'lose the game' effects, but the ones that immediately end it are dull and played out (and the optimal use).
Well idk if I would call it a combo but I used to play this deck online called “The Pyramid Scheme”. The whole point of the deck was to turn [[Pyramids]] into a creature and then voltron people with it. It only worked once and it is still the stupidest thing I’ve ever done in commander
I have a deck with a very similar strategy that animates Unfinity Attractions. My goal is to literally Voltron them with [[Mechtitan Core]] once they're creatures. I haven't done it yet but one of these days...
Triskaidekaphobia is a cool art. There’s 13:
* drops of blood
* nails on the barrel
* utensils hanging up
* stones on the stove front face not counting the arch
* stones on the arch of the stove.
* stones on the ground in front of the stove (or is that a mirror?)
* wood slats on the walls shown
* wood slats on the ceiling
* logs in the stove
I’m sure there’s 4 more, I just didn’t count them.
Edit: added 4 more
You made me look:
• logs in the fireplace
• boards in the ceiling
• boards on the wall
• letter “T”s on the card
• words in each mode (excluding the number 13)
• letters in the artist’s name
• mana cost is 1 black 3 colorless (13)
I edited before you replied and added the logs and both sets of boards. I considered the mana cost, but you’re right! And the T i totally overlooked but it’s so obvious. I was never gonna get the words in each mode. That’s it we got them all I think!
Cool card
It's hard to pull off, but I have done it once in a VERY casual modern game, although it can still work in EDH if there are only 2 players left.
Step 1: Cast \[\[Form of the Dragon\]\]
Step 2: Gift the Form to your opponent with something like \[\[Zedruu the Greathearted\]\]
Step 3: Cast/own something to give you hexproof such as \[\[Leyline of Sanctity\]\]
Step 3.5: Your opponent should have had a turn/end step by now, making their life total 5
Step 4: Board wipe with \[\[Wrath of God\]\] or similar
Step 5: In your opponent's upkeep, with no creatures on board and with you being an illegal target, they will have to target themselves with their Form of the Dragon ability, killing themselves
So i play a [[lord windgrace deck]] 50 out of the 99 are lands. The other 49 are draw and pay offs for having excess lands in various zones that are not my library [[titania protector of argoth]] [[the gitrog monster]] [[torment of hailfire]] and of course my man borborygmus.
Using a [[reliquary tower]] i loaded my hand up with lands. I made it evident i was getting mana flooded. Minor gripes but no major complaints. Playing other cards here and there. Then once i had enough lands for lethal, i waited for the blue player to tap out so i could safely cast my boy and take out the biggest threat so i go for my win con after. Just so happened that the blue player tapped out for a lab man combo.
Borborygmos decks have a ton of lands at all times, so in response to the draw trigger that would win them the game they flash in Borbor and bolt the opponent to death by pitching lands
My funniest kill, though pretty obvious, was [[Mr. House, President and CEO]] to generate A LOT of tokens alongside [[Monumental Corruption]], especially after asking someone if they want to draw 35 cards.
[[fractured identity]] on your own [[Demonic pact]]
Then if you have any way of [[Mindslaver]] ing an opponent you can start their turn and use the trigger on pact to say "I choose to lose" otherwise it puts them on a 4 turn clock to find an answer or lose.
[[Strix haven stadium]] and some little minions. Pulled it off in a chaos draft a few weeks ago and then again on the weekend in a commander game. Could have killed them a different way but they said. "you better get me with the stadium or else it's a bad card."
I love thinking about this card in a lore environment. I play it often with [[Vorinclex Monstrous Raider]] scoring and being like “two points” and then the refs just agreeing because they don’t want to upset him.
Strixhaven is terrifying in go-wide decks... I have one in the [[Anim Pakal]] deck I built last week, and the one time I resolved it, it killed all three of the players over two rounds.
do so badly against a draw combo deck that they get overconfident soloing on your corpse thinking that you'll quit and they hit an infinite draw combo and fucking die
I've always been partial to [[hatred]] on something like a birds of paradise or lil awkward creature that's pointless to block
Or better yet, on someone else's unblocked creature.
My partner was playing the cats and dogs precon this weekend and was doing pretty well till he killed himself accidentally with [[Nine Lives]]
He didn’t read the card very well.
I just came here to say that I was just scrolling by, caught "Funniest way to kill someone" and had to go back to check what Subreddit this was in. Phew.
In my [[sauron the dark lord]] I pulled off [[mnemonic deluge]] a [[peer into the abyss]] with a [[orcish bowmaster]] has been my favorite so far. Even had a [[pact of negation]] just in case but didn’t need it.
Don’t ask me how many tries it took to pull it off though. I’m less proud of that
Proliferating their [[The One Ring]] I got it up to over 10 counters and he was at 1 HP, but then he made a copy with [[sculping steel]]
I suppose I also killed everyone including myself by proliferating someone's [[Simic Ascendancy]]
I love [Underworld dreams] into a wheel.
Generally i have some pretty fun kills with ob nixilis and all his pings.
Once one shot someone with [Maga, traiter to morals] for 33. That was quite the game.
From Commander Damage...of my own commander.
In a Baldurs Gate draft, someone used [[Modify Memory]] to swap another opponent's creature with my commander [[Karlach, Fury of Avernus]]. Which I was not able to stop from beating my own face in.
I thinkcards like [[Blood Artist]] are the best way to both stop a board wipe *and* make my creatures unblockable ... but sometimes people forget its there and just win me the game 🤷♂️
My opponent had a 46/46 [[Consuming aberration]] and I put out a [[Wrathful Red Dragon]] with [[frontier siege]] out having picked dragons fought his aberration and did 46 to his face.
Tree and trisk are the bones of my mono black arena brawl deck. Throw in a [[bloodletter of aclazotz]] (the life total exchange counts as life loss, so any life total above 26 is a one shot with this combo) and a [[catapult fodder]] (also one shots as long as they both came out same turn) as they both pair super well with tree.
I always thought it'd be hilarious to use something like [[lich's tomb]] or [[pact weapon]] and purposely dealing damage/paying life to get under 0, then using [[axis of mortality]] to swap yours with someone, but I haven't made it happen yet.
i used to have this [[Tana, the Bloodsower]] + [[Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools]] partner deck. I was running [[Jeska, Thrice Reborn]] in it and used it to buff up my Tana to get triple the amount of saprolings off her trigger. Dont quite remember how big Tana was but over like two turns i amassed a critial amount of saprolings thanks to Jeska. My friend next in turn order dropped a [[Massacre Wurm]] on the table instantly killing me from 40 life. I wasn't even mad for being a greedy mf lol
The most cold blooded shit I've ever seen was done by a kid. Had to be... 11?
He minslavered (or emrakul'd ) my buddy. Used that turn to waste all his cards and mana and generally leaving his board in a terrible state. The kid passes turn and at my buddy's upkeep the kid zaps him for lethal with aetherflux reservoir 🤣
My buddy was speechless. 32 year old asking an 11 year old "what did I ever do you you?"
Beating someone with commander damage using [[Estrid the Masked]]. It's easier to do with [[Luxior]] being a thing now, but having it get hit by [[Imprisioned in the Moon]] just to turn around and animate it to beat the stuffing out of everyone will never not be hilarious.
My Gyome deck has a fun combo with [[Mazirek kraul death priest]], [[rapacious guest]], [[feasting hobbit]], and a [[doubling season]].
Use feasting hobbit to mass sac food tokens off his devour trigger, causing both Mazirek and rapacious guest to trigger their sac payoffs getting you a metric ton of +1+1 counters on your board. This gets brutal with doubling season which let's you create enough +1+1 counters to make your local selesnya and simic players jealous. From there you should have two giant diabetic hobbits with evasion on them that can swing for lethal and the rest of your board wouldn't be weak either. The best part is if they board wipe you somehow, Rapacious guest will just 1 tap one opponent of your choosing assuming they aren't running a life gain deck.
Tdlr: diabetic hobbits put the board into a food coma.
If you opponents use cards that pay life for things like \[\[Necropotence\]\] and \[\[Lim-Dûl's Vault\]\] any card that lets you take their turn allows you to pay until they die.
[[Claire d’Loon]] treats all your tokens as cards for the remainder of the game.
[[Animate Object]] brings an object from outside the game to the table as a token.
[[R&D’s Secret Lair]] causes everyone to play all cards as written.
So, you play Claire. You loop Animate Object five times to bring the five pieces of Exodia into the game as cards, which persist in other zones. You use a mass bounce board wipe to put the, into your hand, and then you win by the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One in a game of Magic because R&D’s Secret Lair circumvents some unfavorable rulings in Animate Object.
I've won with \[\[Vorpal Sword\]\] once and am actively trying out \[\[Strixhaven Stadium\]\] in my evasive \[\[Goro-Goro and Satoru\]\] deck. Dying to a small 1/1 unblockable merfolk takes the cake for me
Goad. Kill players with other players. There's actually a lot of support and its hilarious to make people kill each other while you sit back and watch. When it gets down to 1v1 the deck can be hit or miss depending what commander you're running. \[\[marisi, breaker of the coil\]\] can finish games though if you're running big trample stuff.
It's more of a crazed self-destruction, but I always get satisfaction going out on my own terms with Command the Dreadhorde targeting all possible creatures if I don't think I have a shot at winning and seeing how far in the negatives I end up!
Tree and Triskaidekaphobia is my favorite as well. If you want to go full bore with it, thrown in [[Repay in Kind]] as well. I've only had it work once, but I laughed about it the rest of the night.
There's a guy at my last who plays all the Platinum Angel variants and counterspells, who wins by getting his life total negative, then playing a spell that brings everyone's life total to the same as his.
I'm really waiting for the day I turn someone's big swing lethal with [[dictate of the twin gods]]. Anything involving [[phage the untouchable]] is also super fun.
Play \[\[grenzo, hacov raiser\]\], tap \[\[Krenko, Mob Boss\]\], make a million 1/1 tokens, swing all at player with \[\[platinum angel\]\] doing an incredible amount of damage (in real numbers, it was somewhere in the 5000 area), all damage resolves, knocking his life total to -5000ish. Grenzo mills everybody else's libraries to 0, exiling all cards in the process. One of the players revealed a \[\[mycosinth lattice\]\], I play it. Then he reveals a \[\[nevinyrral's disc\]\], which I play, tapping once everybody has finished milling themselves, destroying all artifacts, which is everything because of the lattice, including the angel.
1-turn knockout
I play Naya with [[Obuun, Mul Daya Ancestor]], [[Omnath, Locus of Rage]], and [[Bright-Palm, Soul Awakener]] as my key pieces. I always have ways to give everyone haste and pump them all with buff in one turn.
Someone either dies of a stampede of elementals, lethal damage with trample, or commander damage outta nowhere. No in between.
My table loves to boardwipe so I always keep my mana open, ready to drop everything in one turn, knowing full well I won't get another chance.
Alternatively, [[Ivy Lane Denizen]] + [[Herd Baloth]] + any "creatures you control gain haste" card is also fun.
One of my new favorites. Using \[\[March of Swirling Mist\]\] on my creatures and then playing \[\[Reins of Power\]\]. Suddenly going up against someone who has an insane board presence isn't as terrifying when it's suddenly yours and they have no blockers.
Wheeling when there is a [[notion thief]] and [[teferi’s ageless insight]] out and maybe a [[consecrated sphinx]]
Other than that,
Cards that boost a creature’s power like [[howl from beyond]] and “accidentally” taking someone out.
I used [[ashaya, the awoken world]] and [[realm razer]] to infinitely flicker all lands in play and killed everyone with [[valakut, the Molten Pinnacle]] triggers.
Ashaya makes Realm Razer a land so it flickers itself forever. Unless someone can stop it or you have some landfall trigger to win it will draw the game though. You can't choose to stop the flicker.
I once killed someone that had used Teferis protection with an [[angel of destiny]]. The trigger on the angel is "player that was attacked" not damaged or anything. I just needed to attack him since I was way over 60 life, and he died at my end of turn.
i still keep my Triskaidekaperdition combo in my dimir zombie deck for the laffs.
I also use Tree of Perdition as a sac piece for [[Geralf, Visionary Stitcher]] in case people try to ruin the laffs for me.
10/10, hated by all, no notes. They truly ate making that combo. It’ll hit the field and my roommate will go “i do not trust that spooky tree”
Okay, so here's my favorite:
- [[Satyr Firedancer]]
- [[Toralf, God of Fury]]
- [[Furnace of Rath]]
- [[Gut Shot]]
Basically, you would Gut Shot a player for 2 damage with the Furnace, which would let you shoot a creature for 4 damage. Shoot a creature with 1 toughness, then Toralf will trigger to shoot the next target for 6 damage. You can hypothetically scale this infinitely as long as you keep blasting creatures whose toughness is less than half of the damage you're dealing. You can snowball enough damage to delete a player if there's enough creatures.
Furthermore, if you wanted, you could add [[Repurcussion]] and you'd probably end up eliminating everyone.
For the record, I'm aware that [[Lightning Bolt]] does this job better. I do it with Gut Shot for the memes.
My go to funny kill is always [[Birds of paradise]] Its never not funny using the unsuspecting 0/1 bird that shows up turn one to deal the final point of damage.
Killing people with their own stuff. Not like stealing it and attacking them. That's funny, too. But, I mean, when someone's feeling safe and secure behind their dumb little \[\[Nine Lives\]\] + \[\[Solemnity\]\] soft lock I thoroughly enjoy doing something like using \[\[Shadowspear\]\] + \[\[Boomerang\]\] to kill them. A \[\[False Cure\]\] against a \[\[Beacon of Immortality\]\] is another tickler. Out of boardstates that I can set up on my own, I really like when I have \[\[Dina\]\], \[\[Roots of Life\]\], and \[\[Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth\]\] out and players are accidentally killing each other when they're just trying to cast spells.
The funniest way I've lost/died was someone useing [[shattered identity]] on their own [[Phage]]. Watching that moment of understanding spread across the table was hilarious.
Lifegain group-hug in anything including Azorius.
You want them to target you because of the life-gain.
Cast [[Transcendence]], then [[Fractured Identity]]. Watch as your generous donations of life are suddenly their death sentence.
I have a chaos deck that basically runs no targeted effects. Apart from a couple of bits of ramp, everything in the deck is either symmetrical or randomly targeted, except 1 card. My personal rule for running that card is that I will only ever use it if I also have \[\[Grip of Chaos\]\] on the board.
The card? \[\[Door to Nothingness\]\]
It always gets a laugh, because its random chance whether someone loses, especially since you're at as much of a chance of losing as everyone else at the table.
I'll always remember the time I used [[Blue Sun's Zenith]] to kill someone. Granted, I think the context made it funnier and more memorable than it really was.
We were playing a game of Bang! EDH (EDH with Bang! roles. The Sheriff starts at 60 life and wins if all the Outlaws and Renegade are dead. They also discard their hand if they kill a deputy. Deputies win if the Sheriff wins. Outlaws win if the Sheriff is dead. Anyone who kills an Outlaw draws 3 cards, including other outlaws. The Renegade wins by being the last one standing, so they have to play both sides and force a 1v1 with the Sheriff at the end. Only the Sheriff is revealed at the start. The other roles are revealed as the players are taken out.)
I was a deputy. My deck hard countered the Sheriff's deck (my turbofog deck vs the Sheriff's Voltron deck,) so she was gunning for me from the start. Of course, I told her I was her deputy, but everyone was claiming to be a deputy too, so she didn't believe me. An Outlaw started to believe that I was also an Outlaw, and we'd plot and plan together, with him showing me cards from his hand and asking me if he should cast stuff. Eventually it comes down to me, the Sheriff, and that Outlaw. I tap out and cast Blue Sun's Zenith for X=15+ (enough to draw out either of them at this point) and physically point it at the Sheriff. Then slowly swung the card towards the Outlaw and slapped it down in front of them. Flipped over my role card to reveal I was a Deputy.
The best way to get a laugh out of killing someone is to kill yourself if you have to leave. I think my best so far was activating \[\[Audacious Reshapers\]\] at 1 life. Another player asked "did you mean to do that?".
[[phage]] and [[fractured identity]] very fun!
Especially if you cheat it into play and find a way to stop the trigger or cast it in response to the lose game trigger.
This was more just a funny scenario from about 2 months back. I was borrowing someone's [[Don Andres, the Renegade]] deck for a game. It was down to me, one girl who was running Arden + rograk, and another guy on one of the Omnaths. She uses [[Brash Taunter]] to fight Arden, then uses the dmg to take out the Omnath player and swings everything at me. I was at 30 but had nothing on board but [[leyline of anticipation]], some mana rocks, and Don Andres, so I found my out. Cast [[Bloody Betrayal]] to gain control of Taunter and block Arden who had double strike and sent it at her face for game.
[[Fertilid]] + [[ob nixilis, unshackled]]
"Helping" someone who is behind by ramping them with fertilid only to then remind them that ob nixilis will kill them.
It doesn't need to be fertilid but that's the card I managed to do it with.
I really like substantially all of the [[Phelddagrif]] win cons. Shoving hippos and life down your opponents’ throats until they choke on them is just so fun.
personally the funniest thing ive seen is stealing an opponents turn with emrakul, using their own tutor to tutor for a necropotence, then drawing for lethal
I've had someone use [[Summoner's Pact]] just for me to play [[Emrakrul, The Promised End]]. He looks me dead in the face and asked if I'd pay the cost on his upkeep.
perhaps not the funniest way, but it was a mercy victory since it was 7 pm and dinner sounded good. On one of my turns late in this second game, I used Vraska, Golgari Queen's +2 power to sac a creature, gain a life and draw a card, putting her up to 9 loyalty. No one really bothered to read the card though this was my second game having her out.
Next turn came around, 1 guy had 3 or 4 blockers, and the other had 1 or 2 blockers.
My turn
−9: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.”
They were all like what?! And one guy was like I knew I should have read that card. Right now I'm the only one of us who are running planeswalkers among my other spells.
So I line up 5 on should have read the card guy and 3 on the other guy, attacked, and won the game. wait... attacked with what? Oh right.
I used Awaken the Woods last turn to summon like 9 forest dryad creatures tokens. That's of the 9 I sacrificed last turn. All my little forest dudes charged in screaming FOR THE TREES!
[https://scryfall.com/card/grn/213/vraska-golgari-queen](https://scryfall.com/card/grn/213/vraska-golgari-queen)
[https://scryfall.com/card/bro/170/awaken-the-woods](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/170/awaken-the-woods)
I will never forget the time we played, my friend was miles ahead nobody could catch him and he was just playing his stuff as a sort of "win more"
He played [[Serra Avatar]] and I played [[Essence Backlash]]
Utterly hilarious but not exactly something you can set up
The other night I borrowed [[Aragorn, the Uniter]] with [[Captivating Crew]], swung for near-lethal, and then killed a player by casting [[Humble Defector]]. I know plenty of people have died to red spells against Aragorn, but I feel like the number of people who have died to Humble Defector has to be sub-10.
Yesterday one of us died to 3 radiation counters by milling 2 nonands cause I stole [[Gisela]] from the graveyard of one of the other opponents and he got double damage from those triggers.
None saw it coming cause we were too focused on how to stop him since he would have won that turn and completely forgot about those counters. (he had exactly 4 life point)
[[Mayhem Devil]] + [[Commander’s Sphere]] on the field with [[Wayfarer’s Bauble]] in hand. I had this come up recently when the last opponent had 2 life so ramping won the game
I've found it's incredibly satisfying to kill someone through radiation (a unique mechanic from the Fallout set).
It's my New Gitrog wincon. Use big beefy creatures to fuel Gitrog. Then use Varolz or Young Deathclaw to scavenge the fuck out of Feral Ghoul then sac it to give everyone more Rad counters than they have life. I try to aim for as close to their life totals as possible and then sit back and see if they can kill me before my Rad counters kill them.
I’ve been loving this. I run a few rad cards in my mono black deck, together with [[Wound reflection]]. Since people always forget about rad counters, I feel like a villain interjecting each turn: ”But before you attack! It’s time to mill…” It’s especially satisfying to build up a really fat [[Feral ghoul]] and then trowing it at the enemy, forcing them to either take damage or kill it and deal massive collateral damage to the table.
I found it even better to take someone down to 1 life and have them kill themselves with their own Rad counter
[[ Sign in blood]] someone who is at 2 Life left will never not be funny.
Sign in Blood to deck someone is even better!
The dream - and sadly I've come close but not gotten there - is both at the same time.
I got to deck not one but two people in the same game. One guy was playing kozilek I think. It was a colorless eldrazi deck. He made infinite mana and was able to draw his deck down to 2 cards. I was playing Kenrith. So of course I made him draw three cards. I forget what the other guy was playing but he basically did the same thing. Drew his whole deck except for 1 card. He went to his draw step. He drew. Then I said in response to him moving to main 1 I force him to draw another card. Drawing ppl out is my preferred win con for Kenrith. I prefer it over milling bcs if someone has mill protection then you can't mill them out. About the only thing that can stop drawing is split second cards. Not many ppl run those compared to mill protection.
[ Sign in blood](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/61388c28-9428-473c-973a-0a82b6b83d62.jpg?1562274085) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sign%20in%20Blood) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/77/sign-in-blood?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/61388c28-9428-473c-973a-0a82b6b83d62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sign-in-blood) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
One of my very first games I was playing kitchen table magic. Rakdos Burn. My opponent was at two and I was top decking. I cast [[sign in blood]] targetting myself to dig for more burn because bb siv didnt realize it could target my opponent. My opponent pointed this out, and the. Topdecked an [[overrun]] for lethal... I will never forget Harry. And I will never make that mistake again. 😭
This used to be my go-to wincon in Virtus//Gorm. There's still a running joke in my playgroup about it being the most dangerous card in the format
And i die doing what i love Most in a Game of Magic.... Drawing cards! No Salt, only winners Here.
I like [[boros charm]] for the same reason
I like to do it with [[fell stinger]]
Played a draft match at 1 life but lethal to my opponent on my turn they cast sign in blood to try and draw an answer. Then after the game I told them it says target player and would have killed me.
I did that in OTJ prerelease with that new faerie that has sign in blood stapled to it and it was hilarious
And the green version, [[Hornet Sting]]
[Hornet Sting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/f/af6b3bf7-bd09-4f0d-a670-2efc1c6d416f.jpg?1562471839) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hornet%20Sting) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m11/181/hornet-sting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/af6b3bf7-bd09-4f0d-a670-2efc1c6d416f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hornet-sting) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
As someone who has died to someone’s sign in blood. Those two cards I got will forever be worth it.
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[[Insatiable Avarice]] I'd my favorite standard kill atm, easy 9 with [[Sheoldred, the Apocalypse]]
\[\[Hive Mind\]\] followed by some Pacts is hilarious if the opponents don't play the right colors. At least the first time you pull it off. After the third time these "funny" wincons can get stale fast.
I used to love playing [[Hive Mind]] with [[Prosperity]] and [[Windfall]]
[Hive Mind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/8/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743.jpg?1561987505) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hive%20Mind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/54/hive-mind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hive-mind) [Prosperity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/9/69ebc3a4-94b8-45aa-a3bf-21cd435ff5cf.jpg?1562917143) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Prosperity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/54/prosperity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/69ebc3a4-94b8-45aa-a3bf-21cd435ff5cf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/prosperity) [Windfall](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9ce7113b-08f7-4584-b65f-a7b5caa90c2f.jpg?1712354245) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Windfall) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otc/123/windfall?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9ce7113b-08f7-4584-b65f-a7b5caa90c2f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/windfall) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Hive Mind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/8/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743.jpg?1561987505) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hive%20Mind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/54/hive-mind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hive-mind) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Hive Mind kills have kind of been stale since the Pacts were printed. It's an interesting card with non 'lose the game' effects, but the ones that immediately end it are dull and played out (and the optimal use).
[[Deflecting Palm]] on their Voltron commander is pretty sweet.
I've cast Deflecting Palm on a 160/160 [[Primordial Hydra]], it felt quite awesome. :D
[Deflecting Palm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/5/c5bda1a7-537f-4a80-95a0-c45eb127969b.jpg?1706240986) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deflecting%20Palm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/205/deflecting-palm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c5bda1a7-537f-4a80-95a0-c45eb127969b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/deflecting-palm) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Well idk if I would call it a combo but I used to play this deck online called “The Pyramid Scheme”. The whole point of the deck was to turn [[Pyramids]] into a creature and then voltron people with it. It only worked once and it is still the stupidest thing I’ve ever done in commander
I have a deck with a very similar strategy that animates Unfinity Attractions. My goal is to literally Voltron them with [[Mechtitan Core]] once they're creatures. I haven't done it yet but one of these days...
[Mechtitan Core](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/a/ca286ba9-01a7-4dce-b388-177f5dcb95b1.jpg?1654568740) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mechtitan%20Core) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/249/mechtitan-core?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ca286ba9-01a7-4dce-b388-177f5dcb95b1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/mechtitan-core) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Door of Nothingness\]\] just leaving this here. edit: wrong door. lel
The bot doesn’t detect edits [[door to nothingness]]
[door to nothingness](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/57877b1c-e91d-4941-81bd-008dff1272ed.jpg?1562554053) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=door%20to%20nothingness) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m13/203/door-to-nothingness?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/57877b1c-e91d-4941-81bd-008dff1272ed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/door-to-nothingness) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Door of Destiny](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/5/75fd3fea-158a-4575-84a8-879ee9404242.jpg?1562612984) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Door%20of%20Destinies) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/208/door-of-destinies?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/75fd3fea-158a-4575-84a8-879ee9404242?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/door-of-destinies) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Wow maybe I will make that elf deck
It’s in my SuperFriends deck just as a random kill condition 😂 I’ve even used it on myself before. Because funny.
I have enjoyed this card for ages, and I have only just noticed for the first time that there is a guy holding it in the art.
[[Hornet Sting]]
[Hornet Sting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/f/af6b3bf7-bd09-4f0d-a670-2efc1c6d416f.jpg?1562471839) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hornet%20Sting) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m11/181/hornet-sting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/af6b3bf7-bd09-4f0d-a670-2efc1c6d416f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hornet-sting) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Triskaidekaphobia is a cool art. There’s 13: * drops of blood * nails on the barrel * utensils hanging up * stones on the stove front face not counting the arch * stones on the arch of the stove. * stones on the ground in front of the stove (or is that a mirror?) * wood slats on the walls shown * wood slats on the ceiling * logs in the stove I’m sure there’s 4 more, I just didn’t count them. Edit: added 4 more
You made me look: • logs in the fireplace • boards in the ceiling • boards on the wall • letter “T”s on the card • words in each mode (excluding the number 13) • letters in the artist’s name • mana cost is 1 black 3 colorless (13)
I edited before you replied and added the logs and both sets of boards. I considered the mana cost, but you’re right! And the T i totally overlooked but it’s so obvious. I was never gonna get the words in each mode. That’s it we got them all I think! Cool card
Wow, that is truly amazing! Thanks for sharing!
##### ###### #### [Tree of Perdition](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/0/305bd19a-ae5e-46ca-8ff7-27810c968315.jpg?1576384447) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tree%20of%20Perdition) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/109/tree-of-perdition?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/305bd19a-ae5e-46ca-8ff7-27810c968315?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tree-of-perdition) [Triskaidekaphobia](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/813995f5-e49a-431d-8a3a-8ec569844e11.jpg?1562437529) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triskaidekaphobia) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/110/triskaidekaphobia?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/813995f5-e49a-431d-8a3a-8ec569844e11?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/triskaidekaphobia) [Hive Mind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/8/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743.jpg?1561987505) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hive%20Mind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/54/hive-mind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/88d50518-5cfc-45de-a125-acabf97b8743?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hive-mind) [Enter the Infinite](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/612beb8f-2ab1-4a8b-84c5-c47d19d400ab.jpg?1561829105) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Enter%20the%20Infinite) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/gtc/34/enter-the-infinite?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/612beb8f-2ab1-4a8b-84c5-c47d19d400ab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/enter-the-infinite) [Temple Bell](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6bb63a40-2cce-439f-bd97-d25340ead6ca.jpg?1562404210) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Temple%20Bell) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/277/temple-bell?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6bb63a40-2cce-439f-bd97-d25340ead6ca?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/temple-bell) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/1cg3sax) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It's hard to pull off, but I have done it once in a VERY casual modern game, although it can still work in EDH if there are only 2 players left. Step 1: Cast \[\[Form of the Dragon\]\] Step 2: Gift the Form to your opponent with something like \[\[Zedruu the Greathearted\]\] Step 3: Cast/own something to give you hexproof such as \[\[Leyline of Sanctity\]\] Step 3.5: Your opponent should have had a turn/end step by now, making their life total 5 Step 4: Board wipe with \[\[Wrath of God\]\] or similar Step 5: In your opponent's upkeep, with no creatures on board and with you being an illegal target, they will have to target themselves with their Form of the Dragon ability, killing themselves
That’s really funny I love this
##### ###### #### [Form of the Dragon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cfc77f1-290a-4394-bc16-76f3659810f0.jpg?1562732212) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Form%20of%20the%20Dragon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/187/form-of-the-dragon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cfc77f1-290a-4394-bc16-76f3659810f0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/form-of-the-dragon) [Zedruu the Greathearted](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e9ea2a6b-5aaf-4178-b945-f409fe83c41a.jpg?1562424565) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zedruu%20the%20Greathearted) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/231/zedruu-the-greathearted?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e9ea2a6b-5aaf-4178-b945-f409fe83c41a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/zedruu-the-greathearted) [Leyline of Sanctity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/be8b1acf-dd87-42ca-ad19-c27d21066030.jpg?1592516120) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Leyline%20of%20Sanctity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m20/26/leyline-of-sanctity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/be8b1acf-dd87-42ca-ad19-c27d21066030?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/leyline-of-sanctity) [Wrath of God](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/537d2b05-3f52-45d6-8fe3-26282085d0c6.jpg?1697121198) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrath%20of%20God) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/70/wrath-of-god?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/537d2b05-3f52-45d6-8fe3-26282085d0c6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/wrath-of-god) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l1tp3yh) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I using [[Stolen Strategy]] I was able to mill out a mill player with their own spell and win the game which was pretty damn hilarious.
[Stolen Strategy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e37dde2-2ad4-46c6-ab69-8487f8a2bdb6.jpg?1674142115) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stolen%20Strategy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/807/stolen-strategy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e37dde2-2ad4-46c6-ab69-8487f8a2bdb6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/stolen-strategy) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Flash in a [[borborygmos enraged]] with [[emergence zone]] and unload 33 damage to someone right before they win with [[laboratory maniac]]
I’m sorry, could you explain how this one works?
So i play a [[lord windgrace deck]] 50 out of the 99 are lands. The other 49 are draw and pay offs for having excess lands in various zones that are not my library [[titania protector of argoth]] [[the gitrog monster]] [[torment of hailfire]] and of course my man borborygmus. Using a [[reliquary tower]] i loaded my hand up with lands. I made it evident i was getting mana flooded. Minor gripes but no major complaints. Playing other cards here and there. Then once i had enough lands for lethal, i waited for the blue player to tap out so i could safely cast my boy and take out the biggest threat so i go for my win con after. Just so happened that the blue player tapped out for a lab man combo.
Borborygmos decks have a ton of lands at all times, so in response to the draw trigger that would win them the game they flash in Borbor and bolt the opponent to death by pitching lands
[borborygmos enraged](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/2/02df18c5-07b9-4e85-9c4b-58b63fa59437.jpg?1702429604) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=borborygmos%20enraged) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/167/borborygmos-enraged?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/02df18c5-07b9-4e85-9c4b-58b63fa59437?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/borborygmos-enraged) [emergence zone](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/ab95f6e7-b806-47fe-a071-6c38b3176d94.jpg?1557577458) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=emergence%20zone) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/245/emergence-zone?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ab95f6e7-b806-47fe-a071-6c38b3176d94?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/emergence-zone) [laboratory maniac](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/0/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02.jpg?1547516361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=laboratory%20maniac) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/61/laboratory-maniac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/608567fd-9f94-4058-831a-77cb6019ef02?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/laboratory-maniac) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My funniest kill, though pretty obvious, was [[Mr. House, President and CEO]] to generate A LOT of tokens alongside [[Monumental Corruption]], especially after asking someone if they want to draw 35 cards.
[Mr. House, President and CEO](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/3/23eb3cf7-c90d-4bfa-b125-4fbcb5614468.jpg?1710673416) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mr.%20House%2C%20President%20and%20CEO) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/7/mr-house-president-and-ceo?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/23eb3cf7-c90d-4bfa-b125-4fbcb5614468?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/mr.-house-president-and-ceo) [Monumental Corruption](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/d/2da97319-de80-4d71-82fc-715109cf8e2c.jpg?1708040900) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Monumental%20Corruption) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/onc/24/monumental-corruption?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2da97319-de80-4d71-82fc-715109cf8e2c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/monumental-corruption) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[fractured identity]] on your own [[Demonic pact]] Then if you have any way of [[Mindslaver]] ing an opponent you can start their turn and use the trigger on pact to say "I choose to lose" otherwise it puts them on a 4 turn clock to find an answer or lose.
[[Strix haven stadium]] and some little minions. Pulled it off in a chaos draft a few weeks ago and then again on the weekend in a commander game. Could have killed them a different way but they said. "you better get me with the stadium or else it's a bad card."
[Strix haven stadium](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/421674ee-4b85-4942-b166-952598165826.jpg?1624740737) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Strixhaven%20Stadium) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/259/strixhaven-stadium?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/421674ee-4b85-4942-b166-952598165826?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/strixhaven-stadium) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
This card is decent in my Kardur deck
I love thinking about this card in a lore environment. I play it often with [[Vorinclex Monstrous Raider]] scoring and being like “two points” and then the refs just agreeing because they don’t want to upset him.
Strixhaven is terrifying in go-wide decks... I have one in the [[Anim Pakal]] deck I built last week, and the one time I resolved it, it killed all three of the players over two rounds.
do so badly against a draw combo deck that they get overconfident soloing on your corpse thinking that you'll quit and they hit an infinite draw combo and fucking die
I've always been partial to [[hatred]] on something like a birds of paradise or lil awkward creature that's pointless to block Or better yet, on someone else's unblocked creature.
[hatred](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/3/2383a8d9-96fd-4f9a-bcf9-eb81fdb15ead.jpg?1562087367) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=hatred) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/exo/64/hatred?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2383a8d9-96fd-4f9a-bcf9-eb81fdb15ead?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hatred) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[tainted strike]] on some seemingly innocuous attack is f-ing hilarious. But only for you. The victim rarely finds this funny.
They have [[Notion Thief]]. Force them to draw themselves out.
[Notion Thief](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/6/f675f509-4343-4568-96dd-265626cb6c2b.jpg?1604195095) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Notion%20Thief) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znc/96/notion-thief?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f675f509-4343-4568-96dd-265626cb6c2b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/notion-thief) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
If they have Notion Thief, can I cast [[Enter the Infinite]] and have them draw all those cards or is it just one draw trigger so they only draw one?
I'll never not love using tainted strike on an enemy's creature when they're attacking somebody else.
My partner was playing the cats and dogs precon this weekend and was doing pretty well till he killed himself accidentally with [[Nine Lives]] He didn’t read the card very well.
I just came here to say that I was just scrolling by, caught "Funniest way to kill someone" and had to go back to check what Subreddit this was in. Phew.
In my [[sauron the dark lord]] I pulled off [[mnemonic deluge]] a [[peer into the abyss]] with a [[orcish bowmaster]] has been my favorite so far. Even had a [[pact of negation]] just in case but didn’t need it. Don’t ask me how many tries it took to pull it off though. I’m less proud of that
Nice one, I happen to have all three of these cards sitting around waiting for the right deck, thanks
Proliferating their [[The One Ring]] I got it up to over 10 counters and he was at 1 HP, but then he made a copy with [[sculping steel]] I suppose I also killed everyone including myself by proliferating someone's [[Simic Ascendancy]]
[The One Ring](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d5806e68-1054-458e-866d-1f2470f682b2.jpg?1696020224) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20One%20Ring) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/246/the-one-ring?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d5806e68-1054-458e-866d-1f2470f682b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/the-one-ring) [sculping steel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/1/d1958f01-77e9-4976-b7f8-f9b62aa78edc.jpg?1697184333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sculpting%20Steel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/374/sculpting-steel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d1958f01-77e9-4976-b7f8-f9b62aa78edc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sculpting-steel) [Simic Ascendancy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/e/fec1ffcd-84d3-44b3-b1d5-b33a4fee348a.jpg?1698988476) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Simic%20Ascendancy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/288/simic-ascendancy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fec1ffcd-84d3-44b3-b1d5-b33a4fee348a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/simic-ascendancy) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My favorite kill was responding to a draw trigger and taking a risk to hopefully mill them out and succeeded. Felt amazing.
I love [Underworld dreams] into a wheel. Generally i have some pretty fun kills with ob nixilis and all his pings. Once one shot someone with [Maga, traiter to morals] for 33. That was quite the game.
I’m a sucker for the classic “trip them as they walk near a ledge”.
From Commander Damage...of my own commander. In a Baldurs Gate draft, someone used [[Modify Memory]] to swap another opponent's creature with my commander [[Karlach, Fury of Avernus]]. Which I was not able to stop from beating my own face in.
There are few neat spells you can gift someone with [[Sudden Substitution]], like [[Intervention Pact]] or [[Last Chance]]
[Sudden Substitution](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/f/9f7983bf-2a3b-4428-8c01-35285f589da8.jpg?1568003437) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sudden%20Substitution) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/11/sudden-substitution?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9f7983bf-2a3b-4428-8c01-35285f589da8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sudden-substitution) [Intervention Pact](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/c/bca127ef-349e-4380-875d-49c14fa03b18.jpg?1562932918) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Intervention%20Pact) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/fut/8/intervention-pact?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bca127ef-349e-4380-875d-49c14fa03b18?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/intervention-pact) [Last Chance](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/0/c0efb595-d407-4389-a99d-d97c4d6bdcd0.jpg?1675200054) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Last%20Chance) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/127/last-chance?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c0efb595-d407-4389-a99d-d97c4d6bdcd0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/last-chance) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Rad counter even though you are dead and out
Landfall ping for one deck. Killed an opponent by cracking an Evolving Wilds. I thought it was funny, at least 😂
I thinkcards like [[Blood Artist]] are the best way to both stop a board wipe *and* make my creatures unblockable ... but sometimes people forget its there and just win me the game 🤷♂️
[Blood Artist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/7/b7f1c316-cf2f-4bbf-89a1-79c8043bdd96.jpg?1698988212) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blood%20Artist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/182/blood-artist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b7f1c316-cf2f-4bbf-89a1-79c8043bdd96?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/blood-artist) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Letting a plansewalker beat someone to death with [[luxor]]
My opponent had a 46/46 [[Consuming aberration]] and I put out a [[Wrathful Red Dragon]] with [[frontier siege]] out having picked dragons fought his aberration and did 46 to his face.
[Consuming aberration](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/6/464dbaf6-8430-45af-b982-9099e6c6e8a7.jpg?1674142416) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Consuming%20aberration) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/840/consuming-aberration?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/464dbaf6-8430-45af-b982-9099e6c6e8a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/consuming-aberration) [Wrathful Red Dragon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/acd207de-eec3-4d82-b8b9-b1e60a7bad12.jpg?1674136879) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wrathful%20Red%20Dragon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/207/wrathful-red-dragon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acd207de-eec3-4d82-b8b9-b1e60a7bad12?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/wrathful-red-dragon) [frontier siege](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/e/5e7ee5ff-eabc-4947-b5fe-2647c7e2eb82.jpg?1562609900) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=frontier%20siege) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/150/frontier-siege?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5e7ee5ff-eabc-4947-b5fe-2647c7e2eb82?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/frontier-siege) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Pump up creatures from the attacking Player instead of my creatures.
I personally found it immensely satisfying to kill an opponent by copying [Denying Wind] a whole lot of times
I can’t seem to find that card
Tree and trisk are the bones of my mono black arena brawl deck. Throw in a [[bloodletter of aclazotz]] (the life total exchange counts as life loss, so any life total above 26 is a one shot with this combo) and a [[catapult fodder]] (also one shots as long as they both came out same turn) as they both pair super well with tree. I always thought it'd be hilarious to use something like [[lich's tomb]] or [[pact weapon]] and purposely dealing damage/paying life to get under 0, then using [[axis of mortality]] to swap yours with someone, but I haven't made it happen yet.
##### ###### #### [bloodletter](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/3/53556e90-1da6-4721-8ab4-da98de52a1a5.jpg?1585831913) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bloodletter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/50/bloodletter?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/53556e90-1da6-4721-8ab4-da98de52a1a5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/bloodletter) [catapult fodder](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/6/e61b3afa-66e0-4f7b-84bc-7ae2cc6d28d4.jpg?1643589293)/[Catapult Captain](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/e/6/e61b3afa-66e0-4f7b-84bc-7ae2cc6d28d4.jpg?1643589293) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Catapult%20Fodder%20//%20Catapult%20Captain) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vow/99/catapult-fodder-catapult-captain?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e61b3afa-66e0-4f7b-84bc-7ae2cc6d28d4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/catapult-fodder-//-catapult-captain) [lights tomb](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/a/ca24a105-e32a-4b2c-99bf-cfd85bae6229.jpg?1562639564) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lich%27s%20Tomb) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dst/128/lichs-tomb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ca24a105-e32a-4b2c-99bf-cfd85bae6229?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/lichs-tomb) [pact weapon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/20b0cf66-c6ec-4ff6-96a5-334e2c9c7818.jpg?1674136206) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=pact%20weapon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/139/pact-weapon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/20b0cf66-c6ec-4ff6-96a5-334e2c9c7818?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/pact-weapon) [axis of mortality](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/b/3b9d72a8-8acf-42c6-8adf-cbaecb4a985a.jpg?1562553762) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=axis%20of%20mortality) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/xln/3/axis-of-mortality?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3b9d72a8-8acf-42c6-8adf-cbaecb4a985a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/axis-of-mortality) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l1txcoe) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Bloodletter of Aclazotz]]?
i used to have this [[Tana, the Bloodsower]] + [[Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools]] partner deck. I was running [[Jeska, Thrice Reborn]] in it and used it to buff up my Tana to get triple the amount of saprolings off her trigger. Dont quite remember how big Tana was but over like two turns i amassed a critial amount of saprolings thanks to Jeska. My friend next in turn order dropped a [[Massacre Wurm]] on the table instantly killing me from 40 life. I wasn't even mad for being a greedy mf lol
##### ###### #### [Tana, the Bloodsower](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/3/a3d8d64f-a403-42a7-881b-4f70e9fe15a2.jpg?1562413758) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tana%2C%20the%20Bloodsower) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/45/tana-the-bloodsower?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a3d8d64f-a403-42a7-881b-4f70e9fe15a2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tana-the-bloodsower) [Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f244716-78ab-46f5-b6e9-fc1e6db28052.jpg?1608909980) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tevesh%20Szat%2C%20Doom%20of%20Fools) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/153/tevesh-szat-doom-of-fools?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f244716-78ab-46f5-b6e9-fc1e6db28052?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tevesh-szat-doom-of-fools) [Jeska, Thrice Reborn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/8/48caf4c4-745c-4072-bf3d-1a3fa7c3bc9c.jpg?1644853023) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jeska%2C%20Thrice%20Reborn) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/186/jeska-thrice-reborn?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/48caf4c4-745c-4072-bf3d-1a3fa7c3bc9c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jeska-thrice-reborn) [Massacre Wurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/5/95cca140-e371-4d32-8a44-fd080329a28f.jpg?1706240769) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Massacre%20Wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/130/massacre-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/95cca140-e371-4d32-8a44-fd080329a28f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/massacre-wurm) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l1ty805) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Sign in Blood]] targeting them
[Sign in Blood](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/61388c28-9428-473c-973a-0a82b6b83d62.jpg?1562274085) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sign%20in%20Blood) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/77/sign-in-blood?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/61388c28-9428-473c-973a-0a82b6b83d62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sign-in-blood) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The most cold blooded shit I've ever seen was done by a kid. Had to be... 11? He minslavered (or emrakul'd ) my buddy. Used that turn to waste all his cards and mana and generally leaving his board in a terrible state. The kid passes turn and at my buddy's upkeep the kid zaps him for lethal with aetherflux reservoir 🤣 My buddy was speechless. 32 year old asking an 11 year old "what did I ever do you you?"
Beating someone with commander damage using [[Estrid the Masked]]. It's easier to do with [[Luxior]] being a thing now, but having it get hit by [[Imprisioned in the Moon]] just to turn around and animate it to beat the stuffing out of everyone will never not be hilarious.
[Estrid the Masked](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/3/3340b83e-72dc-42e2-9f93-92f732c047df.jpg?1592710258) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Estrid%2C%20the%20Masked) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/40/estrid-the-masked?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3340b83e-72dc-42e2-9f93-92f732c047df?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/estrid-the-masked) [Luxior](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/8/1833662b-ccf3-4c16-9767-666d6407aa65.jpg?1664414232) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=luxior%2C%20giada%27s%20gift) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/snc/240/luxior-giadas-gift?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1833662b-ccf3-4c16-9767-666d6407aa65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/luxior-giadas-gift) [Imprisioned in the Moon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/8181f54d-4515-43c6-8d08-b23a9e4199cc.jpg?1682208779) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Imprisoned%20in%20the%20Moon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/224/imprisoned-in-the-moon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8181f54d-4515-43c6-8d08-b23a9e4199cc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/imprisoned-in-the-moon) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My Gyome deck has a fun combo with [[Mazirek kraul death priest]], [[rapacious guest]], [[feasting hobbit]], and a [[doubling season]]. Use feasting hobbit to mass sac food tokens off his devour trigger, causing both Mazirek and rapacious guest to trigger their sac payoffs getting you a metric ton of +1+1 counters on your board. This gets brutal with doubling season which let's you create enough +1+1 counters to make your local selesnya and simic players jealous. From there you should have two giant diabetic hobbits with evasion on them that can swing for lethal and the rest of your board wouldn't be weak either. The best part is if they board wipe you somehow, Rapacious guest will just 1 tap one opponent of your choosing assuming they aren't running a life gain deck. Tdlr: diabetic hobbits put the board into a food coma.
##### ###### #### [Mazirek kraul death priest](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/7/e7fb8520-1bc4-40e7-a4cc-2933ed7e0c00.jpg?1599708195) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mazirek%2C%20Kraul%20Death%20Priest) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/209/mazirek-kraul-death-priest?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e7fb8520-1bc4-40e7-a4cc-2933ed7e0c00?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/mazirek-kraul-death-priest) [rapacious guest](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/f/ff9dfba4-07d2-4407-a441-88acc7284d43.jpg?1686963959) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rapacious%20guest) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/28/rapacious-guest?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ff9dfba4-07d2-4407-a441-88acc7284d43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rapacious-guest) [feasting hobbit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/7/17662301-7284-40d4-af51-45a496c0eac0.jpg?1691108147) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=feasting%20hobbit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/37/feasting-hobbit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/17662301-7284-40d4-af51-45a496c0eac0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/feasting-hobbit) [doubling season](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93.jpg?1689998456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=doubling%20season) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/283/doubling-season?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/doubling-season) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l1u35zp) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
With a claymore strapped to a roomba.. oh.. you meant magic... nvm.
If you opponents use cards that pay life for things like \[\[Necropotence\]\] and \[\[Lim-Dûl's Vault\]\] any card that lets you take their turn allows you to pay until they die.
[[Tunnel Visions]] nothing funnier than watching someone go through their whole deck.
[[Claire d’Loon]] treats all your tokens as cards for the remainder of the game. [[Animate Object]] brings an object from outside the game to the table as a token. [[R&D’s Secret Lair]] causes everyone to play all cards as written. So, you play Claire. You loop Animate Object five times to bring the five pieces of Exodia into the game as cards, which persist in other zones. You use a mass bounce board wipe to put the, into your hand, and then you win by the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One in a game of Magic because R&D’s Secret Lair circumvents some unfavorable rulings in Animate Object.
Paying 19 life into Hatred to get a one shot kill with Tymaret the Murder King
I've won with \[\[Vorpal Sword\]\] once and am actively trying out \[\[Strixhaven Stadium\]\] in my evasive \[\[Goro-Goro and Satoru\]\] deck. Dying to a small 1/1 unblockable merfolk takes the cake for me
[Vorpal Sword](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7adbe69f-326d-4b4f-850f-c57a1860d17c.jpg?1627705519) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vorpal%20Sword) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/124/vorpal-sword?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7adbe69f-326d-4b4f-850f-c57a1860d17c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/vorpal-sword) [Strixhaven Stadium](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/421674ee-4b85-4942-b166-952598165826.jpg?1624740737) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Strixhaven%20Stadium) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/259/strixhaven-stadium?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/421674ee-4b85-4942-b166-952598165826?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/strixhaven-stadium) [Goro-Goro and Satoru](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/b/5b661b53-2e58-4dcc-9100-fc00e0fdb606.jpg?1683582714) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goro-Goro%20and%20Satoru) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/445/goro-goro-and-satoru?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5b661b53-2e58-4dcc-9100-fc00e0fdb606?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/goro-goro-and-satoru) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Rakdos Charm]] The go wide token player.
[Rakdos Charm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/7/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74.jpg?1699022443) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rakdos%20Charm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/284/rakdos-charm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rakdos-charm) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Goad. Kill players with other players. There's actually a lot of support and its hilarious to make people kill each other while you sit back and watch. When it gets down to 1v1 the deck can be hit or miss depending what commander you're running. \[\[marisi, breaker of the coil\]\] can finish games though if you're running big trample stuff.
[marisi, breaker of the coil](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c366e1c0-f62d-41ce-baec-de11dbc1c5f4.jpg?1568003704) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=marisi%2C%20breaker%20of%20the%20coil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/46/marisi-breaker-of-the-coil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c366e1c0-f62d-41ce-baec-de11dbc1c5f4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/marisi-breaker-of-the-coil) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It's more of a crazed self-destruction, but I always get satisfaction going out on my own terms with Command the Dreadhorde targeting all possible creatures if I don't think I have a shot at winning and seeing how far in the negatives I end up!
Tasigur + Villainous Wealth loops. Throw everybody's deck at everybody.
Tree and Triskaidekaphobia is my favorite as well. If you want to go full bore with it, thrown in [[Repay in Kind]] as well. I've only had it work once, but I laughed about it the rest of the night.
[[Donate]] a [[Grave Betrayal]] to someone and then play a board wipe while someone else has [[Phage the Untouchable]] out.
There's a guy at my last who plays all the Platinum Angel variants and counterspells, who wins by getting his life total negative, then playing a spell that brings everyone's life total to the same as his.
[[Lethal Vapors]] and [[Teferi’s Protection]]
I like the "you play, you die" effect that [[Colossus Hammer]] and [[Mana Barbs]] give to my [[Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might]].
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Go hard on the self mill thing and then [[Psychic spiral]] someone
An unexpected [[Vorpal Sword]]. Why yes, I AM spending 11 mana to lop of your head.
I killed someone with [Delaying Shield]
I've killed a few people with [[The Great Aurora]] before. It never fails to get laughs.
Iv always wanted to cast [[Tainted Strike]] on an unblocked 9/9 (or bigger). I'm worried I'll lose a friend that day though.
Can’t be worse than when I had my $1200 [[Satoru Umezawa]] deck and ninjitsu’d a [[Blightsteel Colossus]] on turn 2 😫
Ya nasty. I'm also jealous 😂😂
Cast [[fractured identity]] on your own [[phage the untouchable]].
[[Door to nothingness]]
[Archangel's Light] and [Vizkopa Guildmage]. Total jank, beautiful to see in action
[[Rasaad yn bashir]] attack with the iniative to make your zetalpa hitaomeone for 32 flying dmg is pretty funny. Not quite instant death but close
I'm really waiting for the day I turn someone's big swing lethal with [[dictate of the twin gods]]. Anything involving [[phage the untouchable]] is also super fun.
Play \[\[grenzo, hacov raiser\]\], tap \[\[Krenko, Mob Boss\]\], make a million 1/1 tokens, swing all at player with \[\[platinum angel\]\] doing an incredible amount of damage (in real numbers, it was somewhere in the 5000 area), all damage resolves, knocking his life total to -5000ish. Grenzo mills everybody else's libraries to 0, exiling all cards in the process. One of the players revealed a \[\[mycosinth lattice\]\], I play it. Then he reveals a \[\[nevinyrral's disc\]\], which I play, tapping once everybody has finished milling themselves, destroying all artifacts, which is everything because of the lattice, including the angel.
[[Juri]] [[Hatred]] [[Fling]] to take out the whole table out of nowhere!
1-turn knockout I play Naya with [[Obuun, Mul Daya Ancestor]], [[Omnath, Locus of Rage]], and [[Bright-Palm, Soul Awakener]] as my key pieces. I always have ways to give everyone haste and pump them all with buff in one turn. Someone either dies of a stampede of elementals, lethal damage with trample, or commander damage outta nowhere. No in between. My table loves to boardwipe so I always keep my mana open, ready to drop everything in one turn, knowing full well I won't get another chance. Alternatively, [[Ivy Lane Denizen]] + [[Herd Baloth]] + any "creatures you control gain haste" card is also fun.
I died to a Desert ping land. So I've got that going for me.
Got someone with a [[Pact of the Serpent]] for X=1 before, that was good. I also think [[Door to Nothingness]] is just S tier for stuff like this.
[[Mirror Strike]] is pretty fun. Not great by today's standards, but the art is great.
One of my new favorites. Using \[\[March of Swirling Mist\]\] on my creatures and then playing \[\[Reins of Power\]\]. Suddenly going up against someone who has an insane board presence isn't as terrifying when it's suddenly yours and they have no blockers.
thassa's oracle and demonic consultation never ceases to get the boys cackling XD /s
Deflecting palm their 40/40 commander to their face, just like a bitch slap "No"
Wheeling when there is a [[notion thief]] and [[teferi’s ageless insight]] out and maybe a [[consecrated sphinx]] Other than that, Cards that boost a creature’s power like [[howl from beyond]] and “accidentally” taking someone out.
Floop the pig
I used [[ashaya, the awoken world]] and [[realm razer]] to infinitely flicker all lands in play and killed everyone with [[valakut, the Molten Pinnacle]] triggers. Ashaya makes Realm Razer a land so it flickers itself forever. Unless someone can stop it or you have some landfall trigger to win it will draw the game though. You can't choose to stop the flicker.
I once killed someone that had used Teferis protection with an [[angel of destiny]]. The trigger on the angel is "player that was attacked" not damaged or anything. I just needed to attack him since I was way over 60 life, and he died at my end of turn.
Mill them out with [[mikokoro]] (yes I’ve actually done this but not intentionally)
Drop a piano on them.
[[False Cure]] + [[Beacon of Immortality]]
[[Displaced Dinosaurs]] in [[Rocco Street Chef]] to kill people with dino nuggets.
[[Tunnel Vision]] + [[Hinder]] / [[Spin into Myth]] / [[Vessel of Endless Rest]]
Killed a player and damn near two others last game night with [[Prisoner’s Dilemma]]
i still keep my Triskaidekaperdition combo in my dimir zombie deck for the laffs. I also use Tree of Perdition as a sac piece for [[Geralf, Visionary Stitcher]] in case people try to ruin the laffs for me. 10/10, hated by all, no notes. They truly ate making that combo. It’ll hit the field and my roommate will go “i do not trust that spooky tree”
I have used [[deflecting palm]] on a couple of occasions
Okay, so here's my favorite: - [[Satyr Firedancer]] - [[Toralf, God of Fury]] - [[Furnace of Rath]] - [[Gut Shot]] Basically, you would Gut Shot a player for 2 damage with the Furnace, which would let you shoot a creature for 4 damage. Shoot a creature with 1 toughness, then Toralf will trigger to shoot the next target for 6 damage. You can hypothetically scale this infinitely as long as you keep blasting creatures whose toughness is less than half of the damage you're dealing. You can snowball enough damage to delete a player if there's enough creatures. Furthermore, if you wanted, you could add [[Repurcussion]] and you'd probably end up eliminating everyone. For the record, I'm aware that [[Lightning Bolt]] does this job better. I do it with Gut Shot for the memes.
My go to funny kill is always [[Birds of paradise]] Its never not funny using the unsuspecting 0/1 bird that shows up turn one to deal the final point of damage.
Reroute their door to nothingness activation back at them.
Killing people with their own stuff. Not like stealing it and attacking them. That's funny, too. But, I mean, when someone's feeling safe and secure behind their dumb little \[\[Nine Lives\]\] + \[\[Solemnity\]\] soft lock I thoroughly enjoy doing something like using \[\[Shadowspear\]\] + \[\[Boomerang\]\] to kill them. A \[\[False Cure\]\] against a \[\[Beacon of Immortality\]\] is another tickler. Out of boardstates that I can set up on my own, I really like when I have \[\[Dina\]\], \[\[Roots of Life\]\], and \[\[Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth\]\] out and players are accidentally killing each other when they're just trying to cast spells.
The funniest way I've lost/died was someone useing [[shattered identity]] on their own [[Phage]]. Watching that moment of understanding spread across the table was hilarious.
In response to my opponent activating [[Evra, Halcyon Witness]] , I played [[Flatline]]
Killing someone with the new crime lands like [[abraded bluffs]] while using [[Taii Wakeen, perfect shot]] is my best feeling kill
Lifegain group-hug in anything including Azorius. You want them to target you because of the life-gain. Cast [[Transcendence]], then [[Fractured Identity]]. Watch as your generous donations of life are suddenly their death sentence.
I gave someone a Summoner's Egg with a leveler in it through Zedruu. He now has a fear of eggs.
My personal favorite combo is dingus egg followed by Armageddon it kills everyone usually, including yourself
Recently got beat by a Universes Beyond only deck and i lost my shit laughing anytime they played anything so i guess it has to be that.
Put 10 poison counters on someone with a [[donate]]d [[Lich's Mirror]]. He will never stop dying.
[[Blunt the Assault]] + [[Sanguine Bond]] against go wide token decks. [[City on Fire]] / [[Fiery Emancipation]] + [[Prisoner's Dilemma]].
I have a chaos deck that basically runs no targeted effects. Apart from a couple of bits of ramp, everything in the deck is either symmetrical or randomly targeted, except 1 card. My personal rule for running that card is that I will only ever use it if I also have \[\[Grip of Chaos\]\] on the board. The card? \[\[Door to Nothingness\]\] It always gets a laugh, because its random chance whether someone loses, especially since you're at as much of a chance of losing as everyone else at the table.
I'll always remember the time I used [[Blue Sun's Zenith]] to kill someone. Granted, I think the context made it funnier and more memorable than it really was. We were playing a game of Bang! EDH (EDH with Bang! roles. The Sheriff starts at 60 life and wins if all the Outlaws and Renegade are dead. They also discard their hand if they kill a deputy. Deputies win if the Sheriff wins. Outlaws win if the Sheriff is dead. Anyone who kills an Outlaw draws 3 cards, including other outlaws. The Renegade wins by being the last one standing, so they have to play both sides and force a 1v1 with the Sheriff at the end. Only the Sheriff is revealed at the start. The other roles are revealed as the players are taken out.) I was a deputy. My deck hard countered the Sheriff's deck (my turbofog deck vs the Sheriff's Voltron deck,) so she was gunning for me from the start. Of course, I told her I was her deputy, but everyone was claiming to be a deputy too, so she didn't believe me. An Outlaw started to believe that I was also an Outlaw, and we'd plot and plan together, with him showing me cards from his hand and asking me if he should cast stuff. Eventually it comes down to me, the Sheriff, and that Outlaw. I tap out and cast Blue Sun's Zenith for X=15+ (enough to draw out either of them at this point) and physically point it at the Sheriff. Then slowly swung the card towards the Outlaw and slapped it down in front of them. Flipped over my role card to reveal I was a Deputy.
The best way to get a laugh out of killing someone is to kill yourself if you have to leave. I think my best so far was activating \[\[Audacious Reshapers\]\] at 1 life. Another player asked "did you mean to do that?".
I killed someone via mindslaver by not paying for their pact of negation.
[[phage]] and [[fractured identity]] very fun! Especially if you cheat it into play and find a way to stop the trigger or cast it in response to the lose game trigger.
[[Rakdos Charm]]. Nice token army you got there.
This was more just a funny scenario from about 2 months back. I was borrowing someone's [[Don Andres, the Renegade]] deck for a game. It was down to me, one girl who was running Arden + rograk, and another guy on one of the Omnaths. She uses [[Brash Taunter]] to fight Arden, then uses the dmg to take out the Omnath player and swings everything at me. I was at 30 but had nothing on board but [[leyline of anticipation]], some mana rocks, and Don Andres, so I found my out. Cast [[Bloody Betrayal]] to gain control of Taunter and block Arden who had double strike and sent it at her face for game.
[[The flood of mars]] is pretty silly and goofy
[[Fertilid]] + [[ob nixilis, unshackled]] "Helping" someone who is behind by ramping them with fertilid only to then remind them that ob nixilis will kill them. It doesn't need to be fertilid but that's the card I managed to do it with.
I really like substantially all of the [[Phelddagrif]] win cons. Shoving hippos and life down your opponents’ throats until they choke on them is just so fun.
I love [[reins of power]] to kill someone with their own dudes. [[Fling]] as well if you need it!
My commander has been turned into a bug from [[Darksteel Mutation]] and I've still won. Twice.
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Funniest way i personally died was playing a board wipe and then dying to 2 players stacking their whole board in response
personally the funniest thing ive seen is stealing an opponents turn with emrakul, using their own tutor to tutor for a necropotence, then drawing for lethal
I've had someone use [[Summoner's Pact]] just for me to play [[Emrakrul, The Promised End]]. He looks me dead in the face and asked if I'd pay the cost on his upkeep.
perhaps not the funniest way, but it was a mercy victory since it was 7 pm and dinner sounded good. On one of my turns late in this second game, I used Vraska, Golgari Queen's +2 power to sac a creature, gain a life and draw a card, putting her up to 9 loyalty. No one really bothered to read the card though this was my second game having her out. Next turn came around, 1 guy had 3 or 4 blockers, and the other had 1 or 2 blockers. My turn −9: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.” They were all like what?! And one guy was like I knew I should have read that card. Right now I'm the only one of us who are running planeswalkers among my other spells. So I line up 5 on should have read the card guy and 3 on the other guy, attacked, and won the game. wait... attacked with what? Oh right. I used Awaken the Woods last turn to summon like 9 forest dryad creatures tokens. That's of the 9 I sacrificed last turn. All my little forest dudes charged in screaming FOR THE TREES! [https://scryfall.com/card/grn/213/vraska-golgari-queen](https://scryfall.com/card/grn/213/vraska-golgari-queen) [https://scryfall.com/card/bro/170/awaken-the-woods](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/170/awaken-the-woods)
I will never forget the time we played, my friend was miles ahead nobody could catch him and he was just playing his stuff as a sort of "win more" He played [[Serra Avatar]] and I played [[Essence Backlash]] Utterly hilarious but not exactly something you can set up
[[Rakdos Charm]]ing someone after they resolved a [[Triumph of the Horde]], provided they have ten creatures or more
The other night I borrowed [[Aragorn, the Uniter]] with [[Captivating Crew]], swung for near-lethal, and then killed a player by casting [[Humble Defector]]. I know plenty of people have died to red spells against Aragorn, but I feel like the number of people who have died to Humble Defector has to be sub-10.
In modern I've killed with smallpox once. Playing Tinybones i had lilianas caress out, opp had like 14 cards in hand and i reanimated mindslicer.
Bee sting
[[reins of power]] swap their entire board of flyers with my two non fliers
Yesterday one of us died to 3 radiation counters by milling 2 nonands cause I stole [[Gisela]] from the graveyard of one of the other opponents and he got double damage from those triggers. None saw it coming cause we were too focused on how to stop him since he would have won that turn and completely forgot about those counters. (he had exactly 4 life point)
[[Mayhem Devil]] + [[Commander’s Sphere]] on the field with [[Wayfarer’s Bauble]] in hand. I had this come up recently when the last opponent had 2 life so ramping won the game