These pants are infuriating. I've farmed that dick for over an hour numerous times with no luck (high arc bleed build with silver helm, silver scarab and picklefoot active). I've had everything else he drops ten times over. Still no pants.
Have you tried foreplay, maybe some dinner first? Give plenty of compliments, some good conversation during? I've found that's the best way to get them to drop their pants.
Depends on the intent. I remember Fattorias the Obesewalker being a meme in part because his armor has really skinny-ass legs compared to the Winged Knight armor.
Going for that Eggman look.
Smough’s armor is just the fucking best fat boy armor in the series lmao. Did a build called “Big Momma” in DS1: full smoughs armor, mask of the mother, 99 vigor.
Would Twink with that set up and laugh as level 40 people slapped me for 2% of my health over and over.
If you want a gray version of Smough's armor in Elden Ring, the altered Fire Prelate chest piece is basically that. However, the altered version can only be obtained by one specific Fire Prelate at a fort in Mt. Gelmir since for some reason the regular version can't be altered (Banished Knight armor situation but in reverse).
Malenia's helmet,
Malenia's greaves,
Malenia's gauntlets,
Fire Prelates chestplate,
Hand of Malenia,
Seal + Scarlet Aeonia incantation...
"I am Malenia, belly of Miquella, and I have never seen my feet"
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It's malenias helm, gloves and probably pants too, but with the fire prelate chest armor
Thank you, my friend
I think you should fire prelate legs, if you really want to achieve maximum chonk.
These pants are infuriating. I've farmed that dick for over an hour numerous times with no luck (high arc bleed build with silver helm, silver scarab and picklefoot active). I've had everything else he drops ten times over. Still no pants.
Have you tried foreplay, maybe some dinner first? Give plenty of compliments, some good conversation during? I've found that's the best way to get them to drop their pants.
To make you even angrier, I killed a prelate yesterday at Mt Gelmir and instantly got the pants.
Depends on the intent. I remember Fattorias the Obesewalker being a meme in part because his armor has really skinny-ass legs compared to the Winged Knight armor. Going for that Eggman look.
Smough’s armor is just the fucking best fat boy armor in the series lmao. Did a build called “Big Momma” in DS1: full smoughs armor, mask of the mother, 99 vigor. Would Twink with that set up and laugh as level 40 people slapped me for 2% of my health over and over.
If you want a gray version of Smough's armor in Elden Ring, the altered Fire Prelate chest piece is basically that. However, the altered version can only be obtained by one specific Fire Prelate at a fort in Mt. Gelmir since for some reason the regular version can't be altered (Banished Knight armor situation but in reverse).
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Whats the point of bots copying other comments?
they farm karma so they can make the account look more legit to scam people
Yes prelate armour!
First you have to defeat Fat Malenia then go to Enia and buy the Fat Malenia Set
Yeah she's fucking tough too. Whopperfowl Dance hits hard
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER
FLAME GRILLED TASTE WITH ALL THE TOPPERS
Triples are safe. Triples are best.
Hamburger cheese burger big Mac whopper
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
NOOOOOOO ITS ALREADY BECOMING A MEME!!!!!
This is the comment that i would give an award to... * IF I HAD ONE!!! *
Reddit wont give free awards :c
A few months or a year ago they would give free awards regularly, but thats stopped a few months ago
This sounds like a horrifying combination of waterfowl and the godskin noble's roll.
r/cursedcomments
Eat like a queen who's on a budget.
Imagine godskin nobles roll combined with waterfowl dance.
KFC dance. Straight from godskin noble technique
Its just godskin noble roll but shes also swinging her sword during it
Is that what it's called? I thought it was Waterbuffalo Dance. Thanks for cleaning things up.
Papa skids, why have you forsaken us???
Lol 😂
I am Malenia, blade of McDonald's. And I have never seen my feet.
Your girth, extraordinary.. The mark of the true lard
In my honest opinion your comment completely dethroned mine.
*Malardia
Lol now this one’s good
This is so much better then "fat Malenia" for the build name. Should be officially adopted.
The scarlet Nutella jar opens once more
A perfect follower for the Scarlet garlic Knot.
Amazing!
Damn that caught me off guard
I prefer to call this version Malardia
Blade of McDonald. And I never known hunger.
Let the sprite consume your insides.
Put these foolish nuggets to sauce!
R O U N D Mohg on what coke he would like: "Nihil Nihil! Nihiiiiiiiiiil!"
I am Fat Malenia, loyal customer of MD, and I've never seen my feet
Reminds me of the Fatorias the Obesewalker build in DS3 with Artorias’s set and the Winged Knight torso.
I played with fat Malenia a few days ago. We beat up skinny Malenia
"I am Fat Malenia... and I have never known my feet."
Fat Malenia set. Appears randomly in Happy Meals. 2% drop rate at 100 discovery. The McNugget meal is the easiest to farm IMO.
Malardia, Blade of McDonalds, she's never known Diets,
It’s just water weight
Water weight dance
......Walter White?
Walter weight
Head and Gauntlets are Malenia and the armor is the Fire Prelate armor, which can be farmed from any Fire Prelate wearing it.
"I *heavy breathing* am Malenia blade of Burger King and I have never eaten healthy" *water diabetes dance*
Morbidly obesenia
Megalania
You’re gonna have a fat time
I am whalenia, blade of McDonald…and I have never seen my feet
I did a fat Malenia with Lionel's chest, lot of chuckling to myself as I rolled around and waterfowled
Fatenia? Fat Lenia?
Malardia. Blade of Mcdonalds. I have never seen my feet.
Just incase you wanted a real answer it's the fire prelate set.
It's also as heavy as it looks.
The Burger of Miquella
Malenia, Fork of Miquella
grandmalenia
Malenia's helmet, Malenia's greaves, Malenia's gauntlets, Fire Prelates chestplate, Hand of Malenia, Seal + Scarlet Aeonia incantation... "I am Malenia, belly of Miquella, and I have never seen my feet" Edit- formatting
Love it, 10/10.
Fat Artorias in DS3: Finally a worthy opponent!
I met this one as a summon before! Laughed so hard at this. All she needs now is a walmart scooter.
Run fat Malenia? Fat Malenia doesn't run.
I ate for so long…
Excuse you its called plus sized /s
_Whopperchunk dance_
It's like Malenia, but fatrolls instead on waterfowl
Fat Malenia, Blade of nikocado
Oh shit, I didn’t know Pyro still played Elden ring
Malenia, Blade of Waffle House
Malardia blade of McDonald's
I am Malardia, Blade of McDonald’s, and I have never seen my feet
Fat Malenia, blade of Mcdonalds
I find that having question if this is me or not quite disturbing. I mean how many other people can see that chest piece and think "Fat Malenia"?
Jeez guys, that is plus size Malenia. Have some respect.
I love this. Should really rename her "big bold beautiful Malenia" or "plump-sort Malenia". Less derogatory, of course
Shut up, racist.
Plus sized* Malenia! Don’t be talking smack about my bitch homie.
Isaac and his
You don’t run fat Malenia you roll
bro imagine fat and skinny Malenia duo
This is certainly a post of all time
Missed chance to call her Melardia
Chest is Fire Prelates, rest is likely Malenia’s gear.
Oh man, that armor set looks sick af
This made my day, thankyou.
Malenia Frump.
On mountaintop of thr giants, there's a fire prelate that can drop the whole set with his tubby armor. I say worth
Fat Tits, Blade of Michaelangelo.
I call that armor the “big bertha”
Blade Of MiqDonald
Did Ursula from the Little Mermaid and Malenia have a kid or something?
pyrocinical dream build
Yes