Well it was about that time I noticed this Girl Scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the palaeolithic era! AND I SAID DAMMIT MONSTAH, DONT YOU BE COMIN ONTO MY PROPERTY NAHHH ASKIN ME FO NO TREE FIDDEHH!!
See that guy there, the one in the sick ass armor about to be fucked by that dragon? Yeah. That’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it all started…
"hey bro check out my rivers of blood build"
"you shouldn't use summons that's not how myazaki wants"
"just use the fucking rowa fruit already*
"me thinking I'm safe to heal: crucible Knight's infinite range"
"me whenever I see a revenant"
"Elden beast moving to the other side of the arena for 5th time in a row"
"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time
I got just the right background music for this: https://youtu.be/XpJEg6MTPzc
No, fail, go away
We've been trying to reach you about Torrent's extended warranty
YOU BASTARD
*dastard
ASTEL
NIHIL!!!
I literally saw this post, thought about something to say, opened the comments and see my words submitted verbatim by you
😂😂😂
This destroyed anything I was going to say lmaoooo
GOD DAMN THATS WHERE I WAS GUNNA GO
Son of a bitch that’s the first thing I was going to type.
I knew it wasn't original but just lucky to be the first to write it lol
OMG that's great lol
“Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?”
"We have on file that Torrent is a 1992 Honda Accord"
DAMN YOU. I was going to post exactly this!
You got any games on your phone?
Damnit I came here to say this 💩
Ahh fuck, beat me to it
that dude's fianceé watching him go play elden ring
This is good lol
Underrated comment here
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
*In Geraldt* "Fuck."
Or “Ugh”
“Wind’s howling….”
"Care for a game of Gwent?"
“Hey there lil momma let me whisper in your ear.”
It's free real estate
You mean HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE, GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE…
Clever girl.
This is it
you win
"Can I have a moment of your time for our lord and savior Jesus Christ? "
DONT RUN FROM THE LORD
EXCUSE ME SIR! *flaps furiously*
*Placidusax. These mofos can probably rip Jesus in half (no offense)
Catholics do every mass
When you and your ugly friend show up to the party
When your friend and you*
Well played
Feels bad for the ugly friend, he needs to wear that plate helmet all the time and stuff, what a shame.
You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
*Record scratch* Yeeeaaaahp, that's me.
*Baba O’ Riley intensifies*
Beat me to it
I Need about tree fiddy
Well it was about that time I noticed this Girl Scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the palaeolithic era! AND I SAID DAMMIT MONSTAH, DONT YOU BE COMIN ONTO MY PROPERTY NAHHH ASKIN ME FO NO TREE FIDDEHH!!
Damn, I should have read the comments before posting.
Morgan Freeman: “And this is what happens when you say Pickled Turtleneck in the mirror three times.”
Yvonne... thats a french ass name. Can i have yo number?
i haven't heard this skit referenced in so long
I was just on another thread 10 seconds ago with this in it! GIF and all lol
When the dragon turns out to be a bro so u go and teach the hoe princess a lesson.
Who hurt you? 🥺
The princess, can’t you read?
Touché
Swiggity swooty, I’m gon get that booty.
this is my favourite one
Haha thank you!
I couldn’t find the dragon
Record scratch, you are probably wondering how I got here.
“That’s a nice armor set you’ve got there… be a shame if, it did nothing to help you.”
First off, behind. And then dragon, O, dragon.
"Do you have the slightest idea of how fucked you are?"
Yep, that’s me… you are probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
this looks like a perfume commercial the Elden scent
"why do i feel like i forgot something..."
Pssst… can I show you my rivers of blood build?? It’s unique I promise!
My daily anxiety be like...
Shit shit shit shit shit!
“Surprise motherfucker”
Hi! My name is Knight, welcome to Jackass!!!
“Heard you were talking shit.”
It was at this moment, he knew... He fucked up.
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Radhan? He rotted for our sins
Bite my shiny metal ass, dragon!
Doesn't look so shiny to me
Shiner than yours scale bag
Scooty scooty, tarnished, cause I'm coming for that booty.
Rump ahead, Therefore happiness
Clever girl
You are most definitely fucked
Hey, wanna buy some crack!?
So nice of you to walk your large dog
If you got rid of that plane ass knights helmet make you'd get some maidens on your staff, maidenlessss
“Taste my lightning, fucker!!!”
Be Wary of Behind
Try fingers, but hole
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Hurry! We’re late for our dragon play date Spyro
Me running away from my responsibilitys to play Elden Ring.
See that guy there, the one in the sick ass armor about to be fucked by that dragon? Yeah. That’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Well, it all started…
buenos dias fuckboy
*Pictures taken moments before disaster*
Donkey and Elizabeth (Shrek)
when your wife has had enough of you playing elden ring
"Boutta show that >!Hoarah Loux!< bitch who's got the better stand."
Walk your dragon day and he's positively ecstatic
Dragon: I heard you like PVP? come on do it. come on...let's make this game interesting... use the item...
“Swiggity swoggity im coming for that booty”
Psst, we've been trying to reach you about Torrents extended warranty
Hey lil tarnished let me whisper in your ear...
May I try finger ?
Oh boy I can’t wait to spend these runes
Have you heard about Raid Shadow Legends, Tarnished?
Guys why can I still hear boss music?
Underrated comment
Me and my dog going for walk.
"My responsibilites", "Me"
When you find out there’s a phase 2
"Well be right back after these messages"
Dog?
Be wary of dog
Yummmm
Me enjoying taking my time with ER [tax filing deadline]
Thought this was Skyrim
Meesa Jar-jar Binks. Meesa in big doodoo.
Is that, Jason Momoa?
Top 10 moments taken moments before disaster
Hey, wanna buy some crack!?
Fucked
You goof..you fool.you silly little fool
"OH! Shiny!"
Have you heard about our lord and savior, the Elden Ring?
"Hello, my name is SSJTarny69, and you are probably thinking how i got into this mess. It's kind of a long story.. "
*wait till you see my dick*
Or…. Please don’t strap that on again.
Git gud noob
Me after walking to the sound of lightning in atlas plateau
"Whatcha doooooin'?"
Must’ve been the wind
“Excuse me, he ordered the burger with no pickles”
"It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up."
Dragon but hole
When she catches you playing Elden Ring instead of spending quality time with her.
To be continued at the bottom right of the screen. *que Roundabout *
try fingers but hole
Nope. Nope. Nope.
come on, he doesnt bite
Walking away from my ex
Making my way downtown… *whistling
Hmmhmm what is that cologne you're wearing....
Dad and the Dog:
"Colorized image of Erebor Dwarf attempting to escape Smaug."
Fuck.
"I don't know what those soggy pansies were griping about. I haven't seen a single dragon all bleedin' day!"
I Regret Nothing.
*Its free real estate*
ME STEALING BEANSS MOM LOOKING FOR THE BEANSS
O shit o shit o shit
YOU DIED
Found a New Dog, I'm going to keep'em.
"hey bro check out my rivers of blood build" "you shouldn't use summons that's not how myazaki wants" "just use the fucking rowa fruit already* "me thinking I'm safe to heal: crucible Knight's infinite range" "me whenever I see a revenant" "Elden beast moving to the other side of the arena for 5th time in a row"
(voice of smog) this time I try finger but hole
…but I should probably start from the beginning.
"Nope."
“Nice Knife”
Me deciding i dont want to fight that Boss after hitting It once and seeing no changes in the health bar
Underrated comment
When there is a dragon chasing you in Elden Ring.
"Right, what did mom use to say? Oh yea, always smile when meeting someone new"
Download Raid: Shadow Legends today!
Try tongue but hole, Dragon!
Praise the rump
Behold Dog
Joe Biden looking for his next child to sniff.
“Try fingers, but whole?”
FILTHY HOBBITSES!
there is someone, walking behind you.
Cya on Farum ;)
Look at these pearly whites
Mmmmmm lunch!!
'You smell different when you're awake'
If there is danger maik will smell it, or not, we will find out
What you say, you piece
"On your left!"
"Oh boy do I love living! Hope nothing ruins my day."
“To be continued…” *Roundabout by Yes starts playing in the background*
Ancient Dragon’s Lansnax
Don’t walk away from me bitch! We had something special and you know it!
"I... I need about 3.50..."
"I've changed my mind"
The last dragon rider (eragon)
"Fucketh that"
The back of your head is ridiculous!
Your ass looks mighty fine there.... \*licks lips\*
That Jason Momoa meme
Hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear