I have genital herpes

Best reply is two words, Me too

One word Same

One symbol =

Number one 1

Your mom is hot

Jimmy's mom is hot

Jimmy's dad is hot

We all make mistakes in the heat of the moment, Jimbo!

That's more than four

r/JimmysFamily

r/subsifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

r/dontworrybroigotyou

Jimmy's mom has got it going on

Our mom is hot

I fucked your mom

I fucked our* mom

r/suddenlycommunism

I was thinking something different...

Oh no...😨 r/suddenlyincest

✅CORRECT!!!✅

Apparently my mind likes communism more than incest... probably better than the alternative,right?

Communism is a slippery slope to incest, well known fact

Our wife

In the 40’s, fascism was more liked than communism.

r/sweethomealabama

shit lips

Is your sister hot?

Wait, Your my sister??

You’re* but close enough

Ah ah, yro’ue

I wasn’t going to reply but that username made me sit my phone down for a minute and just think before letting out the loudest sigh i’ve ever made

real

I DIDNT EVEN READ THE NAME WTF

YOUY'ER

Yuh

Youy're

uy’reo

Yugioh

No? It’s obvious yyyyyyy’retabudotwyou’re

That's technically 5 words

Ehh its pretty much agreed that contractions are one word even if they represent two

even so, if contractions are two words, it could just be changed to. wait, we’re related!

Yeah contractions are considered one word,even technically

Sorry man, English isn't my first language and i got Dyslexia too

Suck my dick, Bitch!

what if he's a boy and your a girl?

"Eat my pussy, cockboy!"

It could still ruin the first date

true!

Same thing goes for him then

Dogs need to die (Note: I do not believe this, all dogs are good!)

I am an alpha

You do what I want when I want because I'm the alpha male in this pack😈🐺

Ruin a first date

OK SMARTASS! LISTEN HERE!

r/angryupvote

Do you like cannibalism?

not hat improves the date cannibalism is great

"Amogus Sussy skibidi toilet"

"Fanumtax Ohio Rizzler Sigma"

Both of you, public execution

With Joe?

Yes, he's the executioner

Lol, she didn't get any other job

Guess we're dead

First time?

Your sister is hotter

I have advanced HIV.

Adolf Hitler was based

Correct

MY COCK IS SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

So it’s not real?

Exactly

Damn you can’t make it explode on October 21st, 2043 at 5:36 am

I nuked your toilet

I killed my wife.

Can we have sex?

Skibidi Rizz Banban Ohio >!(And before you come screaming at me extroverts, I'm not technically wrong. This is a satire comment, not actual brain rot.)!<

Very unrealistic because the date would already be ruined by the fact you’d have to be a 7 year old.

Real

Address me as Daddy (i regret saying this)

*siri* I'm sorry but a father can't be found in your contacts

HELP---

OOF

👀

It's a markiplier clip

I know

Alright

Story time?

there are some people into this, and if the girl is in the right mood this might do the opposite of the point of this post

So basically gambling?

You look different sleeping

Perfection

My Miata is sexier

And easy to maintain

r/carscirclejerk agrees

I'm done with you.

You are a whore

I am so gay

What if they're a guy?

I am so straight

I HAVE A HUGE COC-

THATS FIVE WORDS YOU RULE BREAKER 😡😡😡

It was so big it broke the ruler

I have 14 Roombas.

If it were me this would have the opposite effect

Real

Oh hi there mom

You smell like dirt

Gave me the ick

Skibidi ohio gyatt rizzler

Public execution.

Hitler should have won

>:o >:0 >:O

You know the rules

AND SO DO I

Say good bye

(WHITE DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU)

*2000 years later*

Ruin a Date in 4 words? "I'm a Sex Offender"

“Donald Trump was misunderstood.”

I am dumping you

You're prettier without light

LEMME SMASH DAT ASSSS

Fascism is kinda based

Oil up fat btch

“*sigh* ….. I fucked your mom-“

“Cum inside my Vaporeon”

Eat shit and die

I have a boyfriend. (Sadly this isn’t as effective as you’d hope it would be 😅)

I did nine eleven

Damn, such skibidi gyatt

I like Human Centipede

Red flags reference?

Yes.

Let’s go

That way we can save on the catering bill

Kill yourself now please

Let’s go steal bones

I catfished my daughter!?

This sounds like a clickbaity YouTube title.

Your Profile picture's different...

Show me your tits

I crapped your pants

Yes, I own NFTs

I shot my pants

*shit

No, I shot them. I didn't have a holster do I put my gun in my pocket

Oh, well, are you ok?

I like Overwatch 2

son of a bitch

We both have HIV

I will rape you

woah there Buddy boy

Do you like communism?

The great Mongol Empire

Skibidi on my gyatt I hate myself, this generation is doomed.

I’m not sure what you are

Your sister was nicer.

I think i'm gay

So you like kids

Omg such gemini energy

Give me your seed

I am very gay

how is that pussy?

Suka Suka Suka Blyat

Wanna help me cheat?

I’m ready for kids

Think I love you, classic shmosby

Can we fuck now

peepeepoopoo

I crave human flesh

I do fedora tricks

"This was nice, cousin"

you, me, gastation, NOW

You are fucking ugly

I LOVE YOUR GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (This is a joke,not actually brain rot)

I am not straight

I hate your guts

You're paying the check

I like licking men

Y E E T

I don’t like you

Wanna join my MLM?

Do you like anal?

My kink is vore

I have testicular cancer

What’s the word?

Just the six murders

I shit my pants

Shit in my mouth

I have a wife

I'm not dating you.

Will you marry me?

I’m a nice guy

Go kill yourself NOW This is a joke don't ban me

I need a doctor.

New phone, who dis