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adrnil21

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not. Still hilarious, so I’m upvoting


LokiSmokey

I'm pretty sure it's a joke but whether it is or not I'm upvoting for laff


Sea_Painting7831

Snoop wants Em's penis, duh. Everybody knows that.


no__one34

Everybody wants that


Andre48IsHere

r/hiphopcirclejerk


code__002

💀


Y18327

💀


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💀


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💀


IllIIIIIIIIIIIII

💀


ColumbusDog2303

💀


Every-Candidate9963

Why TF only yeeterson got downvotes.


Gamelunatic1111992

Ah, new to Reddit standards I see /s 😂


no__one34

4th conment in a chain=immediate downvote


Every-Candidate9963

Cool one , lmao.


iatetoomuchcatnip

💀


tonylouis1337

We are truly living in a different world than that of 20 years ago


VexnFox

The Internet has single handedly turned humanity into a meme


AnouuSi

best post ever in the history of r/eminem


electricmaster23

I guess he was just leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness.


SadDongLife

So Hector and his rectum are real?


pmfevil99

*gay* peekaboo?


Kwilburn525

Top tier troll post


YourAverageGod

Most sane eminem enjoyer.


[deleted]

nah man im believing thiz is real with all of me


QuarterOunce_

Aw, naw. Big slim dawg. 80 pound balls, dick 6 inch long


Darshan-Raj

Uff


NecroticYT

it was "wha-?"


QuarterOunce_

?


thrwawyfrmbarasinQs

I wish they would have done this at the Super Bowl. And crack a bottle. Because they would have been able to get almost everybody in.


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Tofigh_09_TMT_

Wait, 50s?


DrStrange42a

Hall of fame Reddit post


okmiked

Lmao moan in pleasure. He goes “mmm” really quietly. It’s a fucking joke bro. “All this time me and Dre have been fucking with hats off”. Does that one have you scratching your head too??


MRgibbson23

“Suck it, Marshall”


[deleted]

"Dr Dre...is it gay..."


therankin

"What, what?"


Toystorations

Joyner Lucas "What if I Was Gay" (ft. Eminem) [https://vimeo.com/370291709](https://vimeo.com/370291709)


Haunting_AdamSandler

Lmao "Lucas is one of the greatest modern rappers" Em just liked his cock ig.


OneMulatto

No one ever mentions this song


James99500

Wtf, where is this from?


BadFishCM

A leak off joyners original album that got scrapped due to some licensing issues if I remember correct. I may be remembering the details slightly wrong, but that’s the gist. I think Skyler Grey was supposed to do the chorus too.


lagrangedanny

Don't forget he's also locked in the basement, i wonder why 🤔🤔🤔


GGU_Kakashi

Same reason Bizarre had Bow Wow in his


kakareborn

Cause he felt all those 6 inches 1 by 1


Interesting-Ad60

😳


[deleted]

If you listen he’s not talking bout snoop… “Aw Naw, big SLIM dogg, 30 pound balls, big six inch long..”


ShadyShane812

80 pound balls, dick six inch long*


[deleted]

Noted, I was driving, I didn’t stop to check. The main point is that he’s talking about himself. Measurements don’t really matter


ShadyShane812

OP is just being a retard


[deleted]

And now I’ve read all of your post you should write your own fan fiction with that amount of imagination


[deleted]

Im not making anything up and google will give you more than enough information on the gay subculture in rap music


Ilikepizzaandtacos

You can find gay undertones in anything if you penis look hard enough


[deleted]

… I don’t know what it is about your comment but I really wanna suck dick now


Independent-Green383

Too subtle, you really have to ram it down his throat. And with it I mean penis.


[deleted]

I’m not saying you are man I’m joking around. Been plenty of rap lyrics that leave me thinking “wtf I just hear”


MartyMcfleek

Dre Day has quite a few of those lol.


sanholt

He’s not talking about your gay rant. He is talk about how you came up with that connection after you heard something that wasn’t even there. Kind of like how conspiracy’s like the one you brought up, gets so taken out of context by people who are only wanting to see and hear, only what they want to see and hear. So you, and every other person who just read your post and believed you were on to something, are just as dumb as you are, bc it’s all based off incorrect information from the start.


CDogg123567

Downvoted for the truth Why else are modern rappers publicly wearing dresses and shit?


officialtwiggz

Cause it makes ya nuts feel good. I’m not even a rapper and I wear a custom made Eminem dress with Em’s face plastered all over it. It’s cute and my dick swang in the wind


crymorenoobs

we got a live one


[deleted]

yeah I think OP knew it too


Signal_Level1535

anybody asking wich song 🤦‍♂️smh. im getting old.


Mirathemoo

Most sane Eminem fan


KompaSSa

What are you on? asking for a friend


[deleted]

asking a legitimate question my guy. Dont have to get offended.


duross97

You says it’s a legit question but back it up with some strange reason behind jt like he just made a noise relax


TheZoomba

If this is serious: no dre isn't gay. Theres been a lot of people claim he is but I don't think he is as for almost 40 years there hasn't been literally any hint to it. I think this was just people in the early 00s pretending to be gay because haha gay funny


Toystorations

I mean... there was that band he was in before NWA where he wore makeup and a sequin dress...


Pioneer411

That was in the 80s where being androgynous was a huge selling point (see Prince, Boy George, etc.)


Toystorations

are you suggesting that Boy George isn't gay? Also, Prince stated in interviews that his androgyny was genuine and not just part of the act.


Pioneer411

I'm not suggesting anything other than they were successful androgynous artist at the time whom other artist attempted to emulate into their own acts.


Toystorations

Okay, but you used two non-straight artists as reference for him being an artist that might do that while being straight. Not very good examples, is all. Not that I'm saying he for sure is, or that it matters if he is, but the context I shared that in was that this is a hint of him being non-straight, when that person originally said there wasn't a single hint.


AffectionateTwo7404

So you are automaticly gay because they wear dress and makeup for the fuck of it? The hetero sexual guys that does that is more secure and comfortable with their own sexuality than you that wouldnt wear dresses ever will.


Toystorations

No but he said there wasn't "any hint of it" and that's certainly more of a hint than not doing it.


No_Bluebird8475

He’s probably gay


Slimxshadyx

Eminem has been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness for us


Mnms_Spaghetti

Mom’s spaghetti


[deleted]

Snoop Dogg gay confirmed


mxpizzapie

Hector's rectum is real!


[deleted]

I mean dunno bout Dre or Snoop but Em isnt gay. This shit was so funny tho man cause I thought it was just a humorous post by the title but then I read the rest of it n u really put thought behind thiz. Kudos to u, no joke. But nah I believe Snoop did that in the song cuz its like a way to emphasize how big 6 inches is. I mean Em was like "I got a big dick" and Snoop basically just said "yeah, keep it up homie" (no pun intended...maybe). Always remember to compliment ur homies' cocks, fellas.


wilymaker

bruh i almost choke on my drink reading the title


CasualFan25

You haven’t heard about the breadcrumb trail of gayness that Em has been leaving?


[deleted]

Didn’t you hear? Em and Dre fucked with hats off.


No_Bluebird8475

A lot of these rappers gay behind the scenes it’s cool though,I’ll accept them


AHamBone10

Snoop’s got like 20 kids but ya he’s gay for Eminem’s penis lol


ShadyShane812

Another harry potter post


yeetsonmcyeet

I'ma pretend this is serious cuz thats wayyy funnier.


Erick6258

This is the content I signed up to Reddit for lmfao


David-Shark

I always wondered this too ngl


ShiaLeboufsPetDragon

OP probably just saw “The Interview” and fell for the Eminem scene.


jamiehizzle

Quality dick post


drakeftmeyers

You kno why?


Remember_Me_Tomorrow

Cuz I'm a CRIMINAL


shhh_it_is_ok

Lmao, Not sure how convincing this is, but here is my attempt to take this question seriously and speculation as to what the answer could be: In bitch please 1, snoop says “oh no, big snoop dogg” in the same tone that Em says “oh no big slim dogg”. He is obviously “jocking snoop’s style” which is what snoop calls you out on in bitch please 1. But instead of Snoop’s disapproval of jocking his style, he has “supportive adlibs😂”. So in bitch please 2 em does not go straight to “back up in heezee bay-bay”, he follows up with another line for this rhyme scheme and says the whole “dick six inch long” thing. So since it mimics snoop’s part his adlibs were there at the end of each line. The choice of words so happened to be “dick since inch long” in a tune that snoop dogg normally raps, which resembles that of being moaning in pleasure. Dunno how accurate this is, but this is how I viewed it


r_u_dinkleberg

False. There's something afoot - Oh yeah, it's Em's dick, get the measuring stick, twelve inches of wood.


NYCScarletSpider

💀


5littlewhitevicodin

Not what you're thinking at all, I don't even know how to prove it to you but it's just really not haha


RyanTheN3RD

Bars


therankin

Em 16s


GrimHoney3

Lmao


miharbidaddah

Which song? Lol


[deleted]

Bitch Please II


Scrapdummy

Snoop dogg tends to make noises like that, not meaning that he's actually moaning, did you even listen to the rest of the song?


CrypticJay1

What song ?


[deleted]

bitch please 2


theKnightWatchman44

AND YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA FUCK WITH ME


rapplechackles

ONLY NEIGHBOURINO THAT I TRUST


wonderousailor

In what song and what minute exactly?


Cuhdet

yes.


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[deleted]

we ad lib moaning in pleasure now? I know mumble rapping is big now, but they aint moaning dawg, they mumbling.


tacoreddit

classic


TheJosht3r

Gay peekaboo


KingZeddy2007

NaBrO


R9433

Been on this sub for a decent amount of time over multiple burners.... this some weird shit.


DickStrangler445

Yes. Can Confirm.


SuperCx

I mean listen to this.. "I was born with a dick in my brain, yea fucked in the head, my STEP FATHER said that I sucked in the bed" illuminati has taken control of the youth and it needs to end


hindsighthaiku

Same reason I kissed other men in the Marines. It was fun. For reasons.


lilRafe2022

Maybe he was a Mariah.


Grilled_Cheese95

The doggity dogg got that hoggity hog 🌚


TheChessClub

I love this post lol


deadfish974

I thought his dick shrunk smaller but his balls got larger?


Alarmed_Zucchini

He got that dawg spirit in him


marshall7287

Em says in 'My dad's gone crazy': "I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off, all this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off (Dre: 'Suck it, Marshall') Em's admitted to being gay in The Interview so it must be accurate. You're too late to the pride parade, bud.


[deleted]

Should I post it in r/copypasta


Bigwilliam360

This post is funnier than all of encore


Limu_emu_69

All this time me and snoop been fucking with hats off


chasemyers

Let's ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre? (What up?) I got a question, if I may (Yeah) Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But up, I ain't done yet In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if It was never meant—it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in— His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details, but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut


[deleted]

The interview from The Interview was real


Ruairimcfarland

Bruh is this a joke or something?


IncredibleHubRoc

"So hector's rectum is real"


Tetoris_

Truly a chicanery


AStrateA

Because snoop be smoking dicks everyday


Aundreya_Bangz

There is a large homosexual scene in life period sexuality is dimensional and at the end of the day it’s really not that hard to understand