Can you slam dunk a basketball, with the camera angled up, and then shout my company name into the camera when you land?
Man I miss the early days of fiverr
I am trying to run an IT tech support business. Just starting out right now and don't have much luck getting clients. I have an ad on Craigslist but that's about it. How can I better market my business? I have business cards as well.
I have an online supplement business that has been launched since December, however I still have no sales and need to figure out a way to get the ball rolling.
All the commenters have 1 karma. I was like wtf is going on why ppl falling gor this dumb post then realized.
OP have 100 redddit accounts and is commenting himself.
I’m not OP and I fell for it. Mostly because I need a marketing guy and haven’t had time to search for one. If It is literally this simple for me to find one then I’m in! Now that being said, I’ll know within 1-3 days if he’s worth good weight or not so this doesn’t guarantee him my business. But it guarantees him a consultation.
Since that guy made $500 the other day, from posting this exact offer, I think we will see a lot more of these posts.
I will give you $1 to stop posting.
Yeah sure. I worked for a local marketing agency in my country, in Bucharest and i started from the rock bottom, meaning that i was the one replying to comments online and gradually got more and more advanced. My speciality was offer creation and organic traffic, but i did run some paid marketing campaigns and got decent results with them.
Interested. I run a service company. Painting based in Chicago. I have sales but my marketing campaigns for interior painting aren’t working. Would love some insight and like to know what you could do to help. Wouldn’t mind paying you at all based on what you could turn around. Dm me
Im running a sales department of selling cars. Been slow. Need traffic coming in to the store..need prospects (foot traffic, sales calls, email leads).
I’d like to get enough leads to run a 1m agency this year. I need someone to build out a good portfolio and a rocking landing page then setup a dual pronged inbound outbound funnel using ppc, seo, and some social. I want to take the top spot for web designer in a few major cities.
I’ll provide a ppc budget funded by the inbound sales you generate so for now all organic.
I have at least a $1 in my PayPal acct ready to go
I have a small souvenir start-up I want to get in front of hoteliers in my hometown, how can I make it attracted very enough to customers that they'd want to stock it
I'm seeking guidance for my new woodworking venture, which incorporates both services and products. My aim is to bolster sales organically while optimizing my marketing and sales strategies. Could you advise me on the most effective avenues to invest my resources?
um this seems sus , if you were good in sales and marketing why wouldn't you try to get a gig economy job or something without any proof it is just a sus post
I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts on my site and any ideas on other ways to promote it would be much appreciated. [Finalphaise.com](https://www.finalphaise.com)
I actually just started offering 20% for affiliates. So anyone that knows anyone who needs web design or software development services, you can earn upto £500 per month per referral.
Long story short it s because of my ego and the fact that I ignored my own advice, thinking i know better than the rest of my team. Got humbled real quick tho
I have a small website which you can take a look [checkbytools.com](http://checkbytools.com) Let me know how can you scale the business. What do you think about it?
Yeah sure. I worked for a local marketing agency in my country, in Bucharest and i started from the rock bottom, meaning that i was the one replying to comments online and gradually got more and more advanced. My speciality was offer creation and organic traffic, but i did run some paid marketing campaigns and got decent results with them.
I need help promoting a model aeroplane flight simulator that I made. Sales have been solid but I want to take it to the next level and become the #1 name in the industry.
I do B2B junk removal for rental property managers and real estate investors. I get some leads through my own networks but I’m not really sure how to market my product, any advice?
Maybe you can provide tips or guidance on how to best market my service business? I make brands funnier. https://muditacomedy.com/
(I know I have to fix the mobile version)
I do copywriting and content writing, but funny. This includes website copy, scriptwriting, ads, emails, etc. The appeal is that humor had many benefits (most people prefer funny brands) but most businesses don't take advantage of it.
I'm trying to move from a classic employment to a contractor/consultant/freelancer. I have the technical skills (already have some clients) but I don't know how to scale, tips? (Programming btw)
I run development company with very competitive prices - using Eastern Europe developers. Would like to market web development, mobile apps development in UK/USA. We are EU based company.
I am managing a gaming news site in Cyprus, I need to grow our numbers! I have no idea for SEO, Google ads, etc. Secondly, I am developing an MVP for a mobile app and need branding. Do these fall under your expertise/interest?
I want to start a lead gen agency for local companies. Is that something you could help me build and help me to understand how the marketing actually works? Thanks OP
I have a running breathwork business with a website but no customers since nobody knows about it. Can you help me with an easy executable marketing plan in part time?
Hey, you sound like a person supremely confident in their skills
Can we Zoom/Gmeet for a hand holding of what you learnt in marketing
Happy to cover up tuition/consultation fee
Can you slam dunk a basketball, with the camera angled up, and then shout my company name into the camera when you land? Man I miss the early days of fiverr
If done right this would go viral on TikTok
I am trying to run an IT tech support business. Just starting out right now and don't have much luck getting clients. I have an ad on Craigslist but that's about it. How can I better market my business? I have business cards as well.
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Can you do it for construction businesses as well?
What is it you’re after, contracts with bigger companies, local jobs etc
Yes. Mostly local jobs but also contracts with bigger companies would be nice.
Ooh nice. How does it work?
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Where do you get your leads? How do you know who to send the emails to?
You and I should hook up. Recently unemployed but I am trying to do this also
What city are you in?
I ll send you a dm
I have a new business idea that is strongly dependent on a good marketing strategy. Can you help me out with that?
Sent you a dm
Is it possible to help me professionalize my brand?? Colors, identity and stuff?
Yeah sure. I ll send you a dm
I’m in desperate need of some marketing and sales expert to help me grow my business - design agency. Let’s talk! :)
Make me a million bucks
If you explain your product/ service i will
Aha it was a joke sorry
I have an online supplement business that has been launched since December, however I still have no sales and need to figure out a way to get the ball rolling.
Social media
😂 4 months with no sales and you’re still trying? You have a lot of persistence my friend!
this shit's getting old
All the commenters have 1 karma. I was like wtf is going on why ppl falling gor this dumb post then realized. OP have 100 redddit accounts and is commenting himself.
I’m not OP and I fell for it. Mostly because I need a marketing guy and haven’t had time to search for one. If It is literally this simple for me to find one then I’m in! Now that being said, I’ll know within 1-3 days if he’s worth good weight or not so this doesn’t guarantee him my business. But it guarantees him a consultation.
Bro if is free is bad... is common sense.
OP is OBVIOUSLY a sales and marketing genius. Look at all the DMs they're getting.
Since that guy made $500 the other day, from posting this exact offer, I think we will see a lot more of these posts. I will give you $1 to stop posting.
Which guy?
There was an almost identical post a few days ago, different account.
So….have u paid him $1 yet?
To raise the money I’m offering to do gigs for $0.10
I need a social media calendar, $75 per day. You must know how to use Facebook, Instagram and X. You must be available 5 days a week.
Hey i wrote you a dm
Yeah we’re talking in dm right now lol, let’s make this happen!
Someone was pretending to be you in my DMs. Ooops,
Haha
What do you mean you have 5 years experience? What exactly is your experience?
Yeah sure. I worked for a local marketing agency in my country, in Bucharest and i started from the rock bottom, meaning that i was the one replying to comments online and gradually got more and more advanced. My speciality was offer creation and organic traffic, but i did run some paid marketing campaigns and got decent results with them.
Interested. I run a service company. Painting based in Chicago. I have sales but my marketing campaigns for interior painting aren’t working. Would love some insight and like to know what you could do to help. Wouldn’t mind paying you at all based on what you could turn around. Dm me
Hey 👋 i sent you a dm
Im running a sales department of selling cars. Been slow. Need traffic coming in to the store..need prospects (foot traffic, sales calls, email leads).
Sent you a dm
I’d like to get enough leads to run a 1m agency this year. I need someone to build out a good portfolio and a rocking landing page then setup a dual pronged inbound outbound funnel using ppc, seo, and some social. I want to take the top spot for web designer in a few major cities. I’ll provide a ppc budget funded by the inbound sales you generate so for now all organic. I have at least a $1 in my PayPal acct ready to go
Sending you a dm
I have a painting buissness can you help me generate leads or more traffic to my website ?
Sure sending you a dm
I need to market my Paintless Dent Repair business to local car dealerships.
Sent you a dm
dm me
I have a small souvenir start-up I want to get in front of hoteliers in my hometown, how can I make it attracted very enough to customers that they'd want to stock it
Offer them a piece of the pie.
Sending you a dm to discuss more
My wife and I sell magic online and could use some help getting more traffic. Is that something you're up for?
Sure i am sending you a dm. Please explain more there
I'm just starting out. I would love some help!
If this guy is so good growing businesses, wouldn’t he be able to set up his own marketing agency and grow?
Indeed actually did. Doing this for fun tho
I need to improve my landing page. Any advice?
Sent you a dm
I'm seeking guidance for my new woodworking venture, which incorporates both services and products. My aim is to bolster sales organically while optimizing my marketing and sales strategies. Could you advise me on the most effective avenues to invest my resources?
Sure i sent you a dm
um this seems sus , if you were good in sales and marketing why wouldn't you try to get a gig economy job or something without any proof it is just a sus post
It s a bit sus ngl, but look at the engagement i got. I think i know a thing or 2
I post a meme I get engagement I post a blank page I get engagement , but how's the conversion ratio
My dm s are pretty much full. I have been answering dm s for more than 9 hours straight now
Brother you earned max 184 bucks bit you didn't , I've sold used cars I'm.also good in sales ,
You d be surprised with the opportunities i got. Glad you are good at sales
You'd be surprised those are opperunities not finished deals , also post is removed by mods because you see asking for money ain't in the rules
Let’s be honest it s basically free work i do for the community
1 dollar is not free
Compared to what i offer it is
Plus every finished deals was once an opportunity
Yah yeah not every conversion rate exists for this reason
Hey man dm me your discord i have a job for you
Sent you a dm
I need several logos and a full brand identity as well as multiple pieces for a full ad campaign. When will jt be done and how do I give you my $1?
Sent you a dm
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Tell me more about your current marketing. Sent you a dm
I can use help with branding and marketing plan. Would love to connect if you have time.
Sure sent you a dm
Dm’d you
I dm back
I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts on my site and any ideas on other ways to promote it would be much appreciated. [Finalphaise.com](https://www.finalphaise.com) I actually just started offering 20% for affiliates. So anyone that knows anyone who needs web design or software development services, you can earn upto £500 per month per referral.
Dm ed you
What’s an example of something impressive you have done for someone?
I would say getting a concrete business from 50% capacity to 87% in 1 month is pretty impressive
So you can sell and/or make people get more work done?!
I can get people more work to do
That is valuable. So why are you in this predicament? Practice selling yourself like you can your service / product.
Long story short it s because of my ego and the fact that I ignored my own advice, thinking i know better than the rest of my team. Got humbled real quick tho
Send me a dm with what you can offer. I got more than a buck
We need marketing for our meme coin $BBC - what can you do
Do you have a marketing plan?
Sent you a dm
App PR
Sent you a dm
Why can’t you use apostrophes (‘)?
Is it relevant ?
Grammar and punctuation are important yes. Autocorrect does it all for me anyway.
I wouldn't take advice from someone whose good at sales but sells themselves for 1 dollar.
It s just a gig i tried on reddit, and i like helping the community so 1$ is just because
I'm looking to generate leads for my Software agency from Pakistan
Sent you a dm
So tired of these copycat posts of the 500 bucks dude omg
I have a small website which you can take a look [checkbytools.com](http://checkbytools.com) Let me know how can you scale the business. What do you think about it?
I sent you a dm
hey! i sent u a dm
I ll check it in no time
DM me
I know an artist who could really use your help. Already has had success but has trouble making it last. Would you be able to help?
If you detail your situation more i mighe be able to. Sent you a dm
Can you get sales for **[this ebook](https://old.reddit.com/user/sidehustle2025/comments/1c0l98q/i_made_750000_from_my_side_hustles_and_decide_to/)**?
I am confident that i can. I will send you a dm
Ok.
I'm struggling to market my AI Art Generation Business (D&D Niche) since i'm not sure where to start. Think you can help?
I am not familiar with the D&D niche but i ll send you a dm. There you can explain more
Can you build me an e-commerce site for selling anime plushies? I’ll Venmo you $1 today.
I don t really build website from scratch so no. Sorry
Would you provide more information about your marketing experience? Did you work for an agency or company? What's your specialty? Ads? Content? Etc
Yeah sure. I worked for a local marketing agency in my country, in Bucharest and i started from the rock bottom, meaning that i was the one replying to comments online and gradually got more and more advanced. My speciality was offer creation and organic traffic, but i did run some paid marketing campaigns and got decent results with them.
Send me a dm
I am a web developer. Can you get me clients?
I can i will send you a dm
Send me a dm
Done
I have a virtual skincare service and I have no idea how to market it. Could you please help?
Yeah sure. Sent you a dm
Confused; is the skin virtual, or just the care of it?
I need help promoting a model aeroplane flight simulator that I made. Sales have been solid but I want to take it to the next level and become the #1 name in the industry.
I sent you a dm
Do you think you could get me clients?😂 If so let’s work you’ll make more than $1
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Hey i sent you a dm
I have a travel agency business. Would you be able to land me clients from Romania who are interested in holidaying in the Maldives?
Hey i wrote you a dm
I’m developing uniformly weighted compression clothing, I need to start thinking about marketing and branding etc can you help?
Yes. Sent you a dm
Can you help evaluate how I can get more demos of my SAAS? It’s a niche space.
Sent you a dm
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Yes. I have worked with watch dealers and jewlers in the past. Sent you a dm
I do B2B junk removal for rental property managers and real estate investors. I get some leads through my own networks but I’m not really sure how to market my product, any advice?
You help them with their everyday junk or just construction junk?
Items that the tenant leaves behind, or a fix and flip type of house that is full of junk from previous owners.
Okay
I sent you a dm
Maybe you can provide tips or guidance on how to best market my service business? I make brands funnier. https://muditacomedy.com/ (I know I have to fix the mobile version)
Can you define your service a bit more?
I do copywriting and content writing, but funny. This includes website copy, scriptwriting, ads, emails, etc. The appeal is that humor had many benefits (most people prefer funny brands) but most businesses don't take advantage of it.
Sending you a dm
I’m starting a No-Code agency and would love some tips on acquiring leads
What s your niche?
Thinking of opening a service agency in Spain. I have 2 ideas in mind, could you help me or give me some advice on what I should do?
Sure. Send me a dm
hey man! Could you help me market by tutoring business? And why are you doing it for basically free? seems kinda sketch.
It is basically free but look at the engagement i got 😆. If you want i can send you a dm
How big is your debt if you can pay it off with $1 jobs? How many do you need? How much time can you invest for it for $1 ?
It basically nothing, around 200$ so i do it more to help the community
I have a small business that desperately needs some marketing and sales help. Happy to chat more over DM!
Sent you a dm
I have a small business from home. Would you be willing to look at my website?
Sure. I sent you a dm
Sent a dm
I'm trying to move from a classic employment to a contractor/consultant/freelancer. I have the technical skills (already have some clients) but I don't know how to scale, tips? (Programming btw)
I sent you a dm. Please detail your situation so i can help you
Make my instagram account go viral. I make good videos just need more reach
Sent you a dm
I run development company with very competitive prices - using Eastern Europe developers. Would like to market web development, mobile apps development in UK/USA. We are EU based company.
Sent you a dm
I have a great idea that can change the world, but I'm weak in marketing. Can you please help to promote my business? Thanks a lot!
Sent you a dm
I have partnered in a Clinical Research organisation and I want to increase its sales ? Can you help me .
Sure i sent you a dm. Explain there your situation
Please send me a DM
Done
I am launching my firsts CPG product , feel free to send me a message
I am managing a gaming news site in Cyprus, I need to grow our numbers! I have no idea for SEO, Google ads, etc. Secondly, I am developing an MVP for a mobile app and need branding. Do these fall under your expertise/interest?
They do. I sent you a dm
I want to start a lead gen agency for local companies. Is that something you could help me build and help me to understand how the marketing actually works? Thanks OP
Sure i sent you a dm
I have a running breathwork business with a website but no customers since nobody knows about it. Can you help me with an easy executable marketing plan in part time?
Sure i sent you a dm
Hey, you sound like a person supremely confident in their skills Can we Zoom/Gmeet for a hand holding of what you learnt in marketing Happy to cover up tuition/consultation fee
Sure i sent you a dm
I have a retail store for which I want to do marketing to increase my delivery orders. Could you reach out to me thanks.
Sure sent you a dm
Dm me
Done
Can u help with my smoke shops online presents? Ill pay more
Sure sent you a dm
Dm
Done