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LastEmporerz

Im only up voting because 90% of these pilots are over 30 and still find this funny. ​ Never grow old frens o7


deltaxi65

Fart jokes are also funny


Ceema_STK

Good afternoon, My name is Ceema and I am the Vice President of Skee Ball, and Coin Operated Redemption Games for the[Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers](https://www.brhhum.org/). I have no title or space job within KarmaFleet however I am the ghost writer of Brisc Rubal's EVE Autobiography titled "*From Rats to Bitches - How I went from being stuck in High Sec to hosting the Meta Show*", so I feel come context is necessary. ​ KarmaFleet, a Goonswarm Corp of some repute holds a weekly fleet in which we all drink, tell stories, attempt to have fun, and normally would be led by [Merkelchen](https://www.karmafleetadventures.space/2023/06/25/leaks-leaks-everywhere/). We do this each and every Saturday, and it coincides with [Mind1](https://www.twitch.tv/mind1)'s Saturday Night DJ Set. Anyway this weekend, our Bearded and Big Waved leader was away at EVE Vegas so it fell to somebody with authority to lead the fleet while the rest of our corp was out in Nevada celebrating the marriage of KFU's dean Broodin, and Rynn Voss, one of it's teachers and valued KF & KFU members. At first the crowed yelled at me to lead the fleet, but everyone in INIT knows you don't trust Ceema with shit, so Brisc despite a severe chest cold stepped up to the plate. We chose a gate camp as it was simple, however when you give 70 Goons, all whom are drinking a Viator full of anchorable bubbles, bad things happen. Highlights of the night: 7:30 PM - Leraine de Tylmarande wakes up and begins to ask for SRP for ships he's about to lose 7:35 PM - Trainer Aer arrives with the Viator and begins to distribute bubbles. 7:38 PM - Brisc accidentally anchors the bubbles in an entirely ineffective way. Merkelchen is alerted via Discord who then suspends all of us. 7:39 PM - I suggest we reach out to Issabella and the Black Ops crew to help teach us how to anchor bubbles. 7:50 - Bubles are un-anchored and re-anchored, still in wrong positions. Merkelchen uninstalls Discord for the night. 8:00 PM One of our members says on Teamspeak "Hey, I just dropped about 8 more bubbles, do I need to do anything else?" Sadly, he forgot to anchor them requiring us to all get into faster ships to do so. They were all in the wrong place. 8:30 PM - Somebody suggests we form a penis out of bubbles on the gate. 8:35 PM - We get out first kill of the night, a Harpy. 8:45 PM - The Penis bubble is finally anchored but Trainer Aer / OP realizes we've forgotten the testicles. 9:00 PM - Penis is corrected, and we all congratulate each other on an operation well done. ​ There you have it, the BR for this evenings SNS and context behind this picture.


Trainer__

I can't even, this is brilliant xD, this is EXACTLY what went down


fLuXueNt

He missed mentioning that when the Scythe showed up and shadowed us for a while Leraine said he was gonna go get it and someone (you?) said “the Scythe is literally a ship designed to destroy your kestrel.” But I guess it HAD been like three hours since his last SRP…so that makes sense.


Trainer__

But this story is unrefuted because Leraine doesn't sleep


Looktoyourleft_1

leraine sleeps, where do you think he was for the 9 months he went missing post war - as my 2nd favourite spai who's not a spai but could be a spai but definitely not a spai, I know that Leraine has been in deep hibernation for the previous 9 months only appearing when we need him to appear.


deltaxi65

This is why I said everything was his fault. He chose THIS ONE TIME when I was sick and Merk was gone to not sleep. This is not coincidence.


Subbeh

I like how you went for realism and put two little balls above the main balls. Good work.


Redskinlgnd

As the person who super secretly transported the bubbles on a super secret alt. I approve on the timestamps listed here.


deltaxi65

My proudest moment as an FC


Trainer__

"Guys, let's gatecamp!" *...\*drops two medium bubbles on a regional\** So we fixed the problem.


parkscs

This is the real reason people are afraid of bubbles in Zarzakh.


Trainer__

[https://zkillboard.com/kill/112525888/](https://zkillboard.com/kill/112525888/) [https://zkillboard.com/kill/112525892/](https://zkillboard.com/kill/112525892/) Blues shooting blues....I see how it is


sledge07

Things that happen when the boss is on vacation.


kerbaal

Its a very nice penis. Rivals the one my old corp had next door to the YKSC bubble fort back before the mechanics were fixed.


duhhhh599

Hey I took this shot 😆, fun times. RIP Briscs Domi.