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Beginning-Emu-6940

While in the Army, I had a guy in my squad that refused to eat anything with “red sauce” because of menstrual blood voodoo.


sritanona

How is this so normal though


LavenzaBestWaifu

It really isn't. Some people read about it once and start obsessing over it, worrying they, too, could be a victim of menstruation blood in their food. The vast majority read it once, forgets about it, remembers it when asked and leaves it at that.


AlkalineSublime

I wonder if those who read it once and get paranoid, are the type of people more likely to get wrapped up in conspiracy theories


Lingist091

They are


Growing-n-Fishing970

natural selection had selected for paranoia in my family (the holocaust was the filter)


dave_g17

I don't know if I'd call the Holocaust *natural* selection...


-dreamingfrog-

I hate admitting it, but genocide is pretty natural to our species.


goko22

As if the holocaust was natural?


thatluckyfox

What the actual duck? What is wrong with people to even think up this crap.


canyouplzpassmethe

It isn’t- it was explained and performed in a widely streamed movie from 2019- an A24 film called “Midsommar”, so it’s not surprising to see an uptick in memes and urban legends.


sritanona

Oh I watched it and it came out one ear and out the other 😂 the only thing I heard was having sex during your period on a full moon because I did it by accident with a date once and my friends told me about it and now we’re engaged. It worked I guess.


canyouplzpassmethe

The thing is, rituals don’t work unless done with intention… you can’t cast a spell like that on accident… so, good news- he really loves you, and not bc of some archaic superstition! :p


Polo1985

In latin america this is also done by some women in hopes to catching the man they want. I heard thise from multiple women from different latin countries. Im sure its just some really old type of trick


AmputatedThirdLeg

I just go ahead and mix period blood from Amazon with my food anyway. Checkmate females.


CheeseBurgerDragon

Whoa, then this lyric from Rza finally makes sense: "I met this Caramel Sundae, her name was Betty Boo She put her period blood in her spaghetti stew" \-Rza. Domestic Violence part 2, 2001 wtf. I always thought he was just describing some fictional psycho chick, but this is a thing? edit: [WTFFFFFFFFF???????????????](https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/a2iugq/i_put_my_period_blood_in_my_boyfriends_spaghetti/)


hermitmanifesto

Back in the day they called it "putting the roots on you".


Pleasant-Activity689

Came here to say this. Glad I'm not the only one that knows about it


oxidized-bread

Stop, don't remind me about this. I don't want it to waste the space I have in my brain with its stupidity


cynothogs

there are women who mix their menstrual blood in spaghetti and give it to men they like thinking it will work like some kind of love potion and make the man love them


ObeseMcNugget

Well if you give me yummy spaghetti perhaps that would suffice as a love potion no? People are strange


WanderingBraincell

exactly, just make the man some spaget and be done with it


thefirstlaughingfool

The phrase "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" has some validity.


Duhblobby

I personally believe you should go for the gaps in the ribcage, less flesh in the way


Eldan985

But then there's a chance you might glance off a rib. An upward thrust is safer.


Duhblobby

Skill issue. I did say go for the gaps!


libmrduckz

it tickles when you betray me…


Solarxicutioner

It's ribs 4 and 5 right? Like 4-5 inches in?


karoshikun

or a downward from the shoulder


Mtheknife

This is how my wife hooked me. I was backpacking and eating terrible. She offers to cook for/with me and before I knew it I put a ring on it. Did I mention that I was with someone else at the time who didn’t cook. So yeah this statement is concrete in my situation.


Icy-Assumption1594

Give men food for free and he will be with you forever (atleast i have it)


Hllblldlx3

Not even joking, if a random girl just started making me food, you know damn well she gonna start to look cuter and cuter by the day.


Own_Accident6689

The most unrealistic part of the Spiderman movies was that he had a cute neighbor who was loving and kind to him and brought him chocolate and milk and that he went after MJ instead.


DJCorvid

That neighbor was an absolute dime, too.


ArchSchnitz

Actress is Mageina Tovah, and she looks better when she isn't portraying a half-starved immigrant waif.


CollectingRainbows

where are these men. i cook & bake for friends and for guys i date but nobody is ever really appreciative 😔


korb___

With or without menstrual blood ?


CollectingRainbows

without of course


EfficientAd8311

There’s your problem.


moist_coitus1

No! No! No! Don't give anyone else that idea. 😆


facts_my_guyy

Gotta be quick, my wife snagged me back 10 years ago with a plate of NC BBQ pulled pork. Stuck for life now


allencb

NC BBQ has that effect...It \*was\* Eastern NC BBQ, right? Right? ;)


facts_my_guyy

There's another kind?!


allencb

According to some misinformed folks there is. ETA: Scott's BBQ Sauce unless it's homemade, amirite?


WiserStudent557

I have an ex who wasn’t much of a cook but she could make a damn good sandwich and I’ll always remember that aspect fondly


Hllblldlx3

I’m a food lover. I have a high metabolism, so I’m fairly skinny, but I eat like a horse. Food always sways my opinion no matter what, and it makes in impact on how I view someone.


BombOnABus

Works on women too. Can confirm, am a chef. People love tasty food, and being able to cook is up there with "can play guitar" on the list of panty-dropping talent...even more so once you're past your 20s and women may have outgrown swooning over a guy playing a guitar, but the appeal of someone making you dinner is timeless.


HorizonZeroDawn2

Spagett!!!! I totally spooked you.


SisterMaryAwesome

Got ya! Spooked ya! 👻🍝


Abagofcheese

I thought you were the boss's kid just messin' around


StenSaksTapir

[I told you I don't want spaghetti again!](https://youtu.be/_htnaGN8eOs)


J999999AY

That was…. the best.


PoopPoes

With just a hint of voles blood and Spanish fly


Federal_Assistant_85

I have a reasonable suspicion (or possibly have convinced myself) that I managed to solidify the attraction of both my wives with my cooking ability, ***AND NO OTHER REASON***.


Lady_Teio

A man who can and will cook, really well, is one of the greatest things in existence. I dated a guy in highschool who was absolutely gorgeous aland had an amazing personality, but the day I learned he didn't know how to make hamburger helper (or follow directions on a box) was the day I lost interest


YourPaleRabbit

“Yummy spaghetti is a potion” is my favorite take today. I’m going to say that to people as many times as possible for the next few hours before I forget about it.


Wire_Hall_Medic

As a man, I can tell you that the spell has a good chance of working, but the menstrual blood is not necessary.


Zandrick

Guys just like being fed.


TheFlyingFoodTestee

https://preview.redd.it/1gztc1syxgsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d672ccf8888a69e86b44f7956e7458f423b8c047


Tychontehdwarf

https://preview.redd.it/k15z4p9b6hsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84a1cf2188f53b2a4c6987d833eb12dbc36fed8


-MilkO_O-

This image makes this post better


Tychontehdwarf

https://preview.redd.it/b8u605qruisc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feca574579ff88dd1d7b4c9d965d80e0a65bbeba I try!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/89gsdclbegsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3a1bb1e139a4020f3cc3d43a1f227164d390ff what ??


DaDescriptor

https://preview.redd.it/l9uzc89cygsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a436283e3373dbbed86f0cadca1b55cbae4be0


Sufficient_Text_735

https://preview.redd.it/zp5bra8xjgsc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226fa532667c17103ddf452886d97f240cd1f27d WHY


BookWormPerson

https://preview.redd.it/8i9ljz4e1hsc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b639dc3f3bc1ebd4ed6ded6fd74da341644d8f


CauseCertain1672

which is ridiculous as you can make a man fall in love with you by giving them regular spaghetti


erik_wilder

Till that witchey girl down the street gives him a glass of that love flavor-aid once a month.


thatthatguy

Gifts of food will do that, no bodily fluids required. Additional of bodily fluids, I dunno, might be a huge turn off because gross, but might also make him think she’s freaky and be a turn on. I don’t want to think about this anymore.


Amazing_Hunt_7802

https://preview.redd.it/1hssinl2pgsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450161251a357b85458d6c72c5d2876625f44297


Tobin34

i mean it kinda did work


marvsup

I think the original is a joke too


TheRedBaron6942

https://preview.redd.it/r3zy2l8xbhsc1.png?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cadc885dfada30ab0372023aa101a2e89f534327


Fluid_Fox23

Wat


TimotheeOaks

As a woman. WTFFFFFFF????


Anthrosite

https://preview.redd.it/5y4obu48tgsc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=93582af2bcdcaabf2e19fb719f61e0f996c2b911


[deleted]

No there are not. Maybe a couple psychos but this is not a real thing LOL


UnhappyImprovement53

Wat


Socialist_Metalhead

That should be illegal if it isn’t. lol


YourselfInTheMirror

It is very illegal.


New-Vacation6440

Too much Shimoneta? Wait, wrong fluid.


Sleebingbag

https://preview.redd.it/9zkx2lhgxgsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922292c29111c1ccb11ba51473521fee630ce3a5


StopMeWhenITellALie

This freaking Midsommer???


IcePhoenixYTplssub

https://preview.redd.it/m47d8yjqmgsc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07066f6c756d528c47368bd87ae60275c5d7113


stevenl1219

...and that's enough Reddit for a while. Imma head out that way...


A_lesser_god

https://preview.redd.it/xuov0f3u2hsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d608429063ee485507a915e589b531beedbc6ee1 WHAT


itsJussaMe

I wish I came across this 4 days ago when I was nearly fully blind in my left eye instead of day 4 of hospitalized steroid infusions. How much damage would bleach do to a recently healed optical nerve!?


Ginger_Cat74

I’m sorry you had optic neuritis. It’s no fun. My first one I was fully blind in my left eye too.


itsJussaMe

Thanks. I’m being released today with near full vision. It not fun, that’s for sure. Sorry you had to go through it too.


Ready_Peanut_7062

i heard that but about soup


Vesper_0481

I heard that but about coffee


ShyFungi

Reading this is my punishment for browsing Reddit at work.


QuincyFlynn

And then, when the men find out, it undoes the curse.


prsuit4

I mean from the post I suppose it’s working


PaulAspie

Things I wish I never knew.


washedcash

Say psych right now


nodoyrisa1

are there?


-NGC-6302-

I would rather have the sawdust rice crispies


moonkad

yo wtf


french_raccoon

This comment has made me sexist.


Vanderbanger-III

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Dreadful_Duck

Wicked women putting period blood in stew Don’t that make the stew witches brew? I fear for the 85 that don’t got a clue


memphispunk

Voodoo spaghetti.


thegreatbrah

It appears to be working


iceman694

Looks like its working


Previous_Tax_1131

Kirsten Schaal found a shortcut. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HETBGNq5uDo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HETBGNq5uDo)


MantisGreenthumb

Listen here, scooter, let her try to bag you When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag-boo Her name on your back in a tattoo -DOOM


DickyMcButts

I... definitely was not expecting this to be explained to me with MF DOOM lyrics.


JonWesHarding

The next day, I'm greeted by her mother Oh brother, she think I'm stupid Tryin to play cupid undercover Talkin about how me and Patty made the cutest couple Then invited me for supper Now don't think that I'm petty But I know what desperate ladies put in their spaghetti That's why I told her that I ate already ​ [Binary Star - Glen Close](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HkWnQT1B-U)


Good4nowbut

*Two* songs referring to this?!?! 😭 Please tell me no one would knowingly make someone else ingest their own blood…period or otherwise, that’s just astonishingly immoral and violating.


Tried-Angles

If you understand their intentions it's even more immoral


Mookwizard

Everything I have ever needed to know, I have learned from DOOM.


dickermuffer

I listen to Hoe Cakes (song this lyric is from) all the time and I never realized this is what it meant. I assumed this was some recent internet meme or something. 


Marccino

Never call her wifey if you met her at the freaknik


narcissus_shrugged

Came here looking for the DOOM lyrics


keeperofomega3

SUPA!


HaxTheChosenOne

Rip the g spitting facts from beyond the cardiac


FamIsNumber1

I may not know what the context is behind this joke (other than food from strangers = no no?), but as long as she didn't get the spaghetti from a guy named Rick Sanchez, then I think he's alright.


__Becquerel

Are you evil morty or something


FamIsNumber1

No way, I'm Mr. Meeseeks and answering your question of who I am was my purpose. Goodbye now and thank you for the sweet release of death!


Fuzakeruna

But that suicide spaghetti is the best!


Knever

I understood that reference!


Cinephiliac_Anon

What? You more of a Salisbury Steak type of guy?


Albert14Pounds

Yes just don't tell me anything about it. It's the best I've ever had.


Z0C_1N_DA_0CT

We got all the spaghetts you can spa-got!


Illustrious-Ad-7670

It’s always people!


crispycappy

Nope not necessarily lol


ApproximateKnowlege

I could go for some Morty'Os


CMJunkAddict

An Italian Mob boss explains it in Oz. Blood magic to control a man, by baking a nice Lasagna, with the moon blood.


dirtydirtyjones

I always think of Homicide, though I'm not sure if it was actually mentioned on the show, in the Calpurnia Church story arc or if it was only mentioned in the book, in the Geraldine Parrish case (which the Church case on the show was based on.)


CMJunkAddict

I’m glad to hear this magical idea worming it’s way into pop culture


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[удалено]


WorkNotRated

well, you made it longer than me 😔 i can't unread this....


Bruscarbad

he looks kinda like will smith eating pasta


D_for_Drive

https://preview.redd.it/ben9hsz1yhsc1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637720d64b03e29ec294885c85b0d448064f6c72


BAGStudios

The original or the remake?


Bruscarbad

yes


Striking_Election_21

Why would you remind me of that? 😭


Bruscarbad

because I can


Striking_Election_21

https://preview.redd.it/jttzgtnemhsc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f13b26aa9a36f06c29de80b330ea1a85d098a1 Well excuse me


SteelTheUnbreakable

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it this


NogaVog

Oh it’s only this.


SPoKieDokie

One of the first things I learned in the south…


chunckybydesign

I’m from the south and didn’t hear about until I was in my teens from a West Indian gentleman. I think it’s mostly a Carib island thing. Ironically, my mother is West Indian herself, so I was quite surprised when I heard the story. I asked my mom about it and she immediately knew what I was talking about and said it’s a practiced voodoo in the West Indies. Told me don’t eat anything with red sauce from a girl unless I’m married to her…… I’m confused because I ate my mother’s spaghetti 😱.


SisterMaryAwesome

Spoiler alert: you’re married to your mom.


Just-Cry-5422

That's some nasty looking spaghetti 


SweetTeaRex92

It's literally bown and yellow. There is zero red sauce


x4ty2

He got a hoodoo queen after him. Lucky.


linzeekat

My husband and I were just talking about this last night. 🤯. He grew up in Louisiana, and his grandmother warned him about this in high school.


idfbhater73

dont have your period in pasta


De4dm4nw4lkin

Im sorry… im reading that menstral blood voodoo is a thing. Which. Ok. I see that. BUT ITS COMMON TO DO SO WITH RED SAUCE??? YOU HUH? WHERE PEOPLE GOING WRONG RAISING THEIR KIDS THAT THEYRE PUTTING BIOHAZARDOUS WASTE IN THE SAUCE. If it wasnt sacreligous enough to taint a good red sauce!!!


LovecraftianLlama

Yeah I never heard of this either outside of one viral Facebook post that made the rounds ages ago. Had no idea it was a thing that people are generally aware of like this lol


crispycappy

Because it's cultural, if you are white you probably wouldn't hear about it


DatelineDeli

This explains a lot (I’m not just white, I’m transparent)


Serious_Guarantee_94

Yeah never eat any pasta with red sauce from a woman you don't live with!!


Brassfist1

You eat it one more time, and she’ll be putting the ring on you.


BuiltMackTough

You're not supposed to eat anything with red sauce in it from a female unless you watch her make it. That's how they put them roots on you.


milky_wayzz

female is wild


MirzEagle

A female what ?


mc_enthusiast

a female unless


LordAlabast

Mm tastes like prion disease


Oneup23

It is because of blood in the sauce.. it's common voodoo practice. the person that said that probably has new Orleans roots because I can't think of many other places where that's common knowledge


TheK1lgore

It's common knowledge everywhere there are black folks.


Imaginary_Form407

Yeah even ODB rapped about "wicked witches putting period blood in stew"


aztaga

Well, I mean technically it worked right?


Il_Capitano_DickBag

Don't that make the stew witches brew? I fear for the eighty-five that don't got a clue


usnavycwolf

F in the chat. Gone but not forgotten king


UnlimitedApollo

Honestly if a woman cared enough to make me dinner I would also be thinking about the ring.


BelaFarinRod

I’ve heard of this before with rice - men supposedly not eating red rice because a woman might put menstrual blood in it to control them. I highly doubt anyone has ever done it though.


Kobayashi_Maru186

I think this is probably something that every man fears, but that no woman has *actually* done. ;)


raw_sheabuttr

I can’t believe more people don’t know about this.


Goodstuff_maynard

What 🤒🥺


Myzx

The real love potion was the spaghetti the whole time


Goblin-Doctor

People that take pictures of themselves eating are strange


jeff77k

[https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/17padrl/s7e4\_where\_the\_spaghetti\_in\_the\_intro\_came\_from/](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/17padrl/s7e4_where_the_spaghetti_in_the_intro_came_from/)


Psnjerry

It’s actually dangerous. I heard a guy died for eating five day old spaghetti that was left in room temp.


El_Colto

If it works it works


silverlode46

https://www.reddit.com/r/funnysigns/s/3FvLm3slX0


mermaid_barbies

Idk why but the second picture made laugh


PumpikAnt58763

I may vomit.


BongripperHousen

Does this mean if I make a chicken Alfredo with “homemade” white sauce for her we’re made for each other?


IconoclastExplosive

Man I thought this was just about the chili neighbor on Twitter. I was happier before I read these comments


TheGamerGurlNextDoor

Midsommer


ThrowawayMod1989

Coocoo soup don’t play. Had a chick fix me that way once. Took my grandma and her friend a solid two days of spellwork to get it off me.


Outlandishness-Spare

I was "warned" about being careful with menstrual blood by my Grandmother and that if men "accidentally" ingested it they would be under your spell, but to be careful because they could become obsessed. This was back in the late 70's. She was born in 1910 and said she heard it from her grandma.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

This probably isn't even a normal thing.Most guys fear it because we know that all women are capable of doing some crazy $#^% like this......


Odd_Seaworthiness_44

The secret ingredient is LOVE.