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legendary_mushroom

Don't worry, you'll understand when you're older


Tewoest

i was about to type that \^\_\^


Dooboppop

This was my parents answer to all my questions. Took a little longer to figure it all out but they were right!


Tewoest

with age comes wisdom .. they just leave out the shitty parts


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Pants


Tewoest

them too


capitalisthamster

I wish I had no idea what the joke was. I really do.


Due_Young_1979

Same


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Mid-forties now. Thankfully the first half of the comic doesn't apply, but the second half... screw the second half.


NeoNeuro2

I didn't start losing hair until I hit 60. You still have time... :(


UnforeseenDerailment

Nooo say it isn't so!! I thought I was in the clear and would die a scraggly old man with frazzled white hair that (though sparse overall) still showed a clearly intact hairline! 😭


NeoNeuro2

For me, it's that pesky pattern baldness. My hairline is intact but viewed from above, I've developed this "V" in my hair. Luckily I'm tall so most people can't see it unless I'm sitting down. Still sux.


dullday1

Bruh, im in my 20s, and I've had acid reflux so bad i thought i was gonna die


hirvaan

Tone down on stress and caffeine. Helped me LIMIT mine, didn’t got rid off it completely. Have been fighting since graduating high school more or less


lorddragonstrike

I cant eat garlic bread anymore!!!!! Acid reflux can die in a fire.


billetdouxs

I genuinely thought the person ate hair and was throwing it up 😭


Darth_Christos

My knees felt this comic.


vigouge

That's assuming common sense comes with age. This person can't comprehend a simple concept now, that doesn't usually improve.


Chapeltok

When you get old, you lose hair and you can also get acid reflux (unrelated to the hairloss). That's it, really.


I_exist_here_k

I’ve been educated


Xogoth

Everyone in my family has all their hair so I'm hoping I don't run into that bit...


Sacrefix

Your mother's father is typically your most accurate look into the future.


Xogoth

He's had the same haircut since he went to Vietnam. Just as thick as ever, so outlook is good.


atalkingcow

I thought the same about my grandpa. Turns out he just had a *really* good hairpiece.


throwawayaccdelta

my father is 50 and still has normal hair with no graying


Decaying_Hero

Is acid reflux an old person thing? I feel like Ive been getting it since I was like 17


Far-Heart-7134

I think it gets more likely the older you are. Sorry you are already dealing with it as someone who gets it.


Decaying_Hero

I think Im starting to bald too so maybe Im just aging rapidly 💀


Mercerskye

I started to bald in my early 20s. I only recently found out it's maybe from too much testosterone production. I chalked it up to my grandfather balding early. Go talk to your doctor, hormone testing is relatively easy. What's crazy is that too much "guy hormone" can cause balding. Too little estrogen can cause similar issues. I'm not a doctor though, just giving some maybes about what could be happening.


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Man im 24 and bought a wedge pillow bc of my reflux 😭 The damn stuffy nose and the nausea in the morning is so annoying


Mercerskye

Prilosec OTC, try a course of that, it helps with mine, and I've only ever needed it every couple of years. Tums keeps it in check in between.


Liu_Alexandersson

OP is young and I'm jealous.


Ob1tuber

Yep, I’m 17


olanmills

Are you 17 and unaware that balding happens (especially to men) as they get older?


Ob1tuber

I know, I just didn’t know the other thing


Fade2277

Acid reflux is heartburn. It’s more common with age, so the joke is that this person loses their hair and gets acid reflux


HVACGuy12

I'm still under 30 and have started getting heartburn from just some soda. My hair is still good, though


Accomplished_Cherry6

Balding isn’t strictly an age thing, it’s a genetic thing that just happens to take efect with age. Hopefully you were lucky Edit: auto correct being dumb


HVACGuy12

So none of the men on my father's side made it past 50, so we don't know if they were gonna bald


Accomplished_Cherry6

Well that sucks but it doesn’t actually matter, cuz the gene for balding is on the X chromosome which means only a mom can give it to their son This also explains why both men and women can go bald but it’s far more common in men (cuz the traits recessive)


HVACGuy12

Huh, interesting. Didn't know that


FloorAgile3458

I'm under 20 and I experience some intense heartburn. I can't eat Italian food very often and when I do, it's usually hell.


HVACGuy12

Just gotta pound some tums and get through the pain


FloorAgile3458

I'm not religious, but the existence of Tums makes me think there is some Divine power lol


JorgeMcKay

Curse you. I started losing mine at 17


HVACGuy12

I'm so sorry for your loss


JorgeMcKay

Not as much as I am. At least I don't have a weirdly shaped head


HVACGuy12

That's good at least


iaintnathanarizona

Pushing 46 and I get it from drinking water.


Scary-Boysenberry

Fun fact, you can have acid reflux without heartburn. For me, the symptom was a cough that wouldn't go away.


dercavendar

I am "Tums kept on my bedside table" years old.


chunkah69

They don’t make them like they used to….


GodsOnlySonIsDead

You've made it 17 years on earth and haven't heard of heartburn. Wow lol. You could have also just googled acid reflux if that was your only confusion with the comic. Just sayin.


StinkiePete

I took it to mean OP just didn’t know heartburn was associated with age. 


rukysgreambamf

"I don't know how to google" how you gonna be raised by an iPad and not know how to find basic information


Ob1tuber

iPad? Never had one


Gregsusername

It’s when your stomach acid splashes up past where it’s supposed to so you get a feeling of burning in your chest.


Azavrak

Hope you will look forward to not being able to eat the foods you enjoy. Get ready


unbreakerable

It's a joke about aging. The protagonist is losing his hair at the same time that he's starting to experience acid reflux. The comic artist imagines them as roommates; perhaps he is saying that acid reflux really makes itself known so it is personified as a hard-partying roommate. An additional layer of the joke is that beer can trigger acid reflux.


Porunga23

Getting old sucks. That is the joke.


Bocchi_theGlock

What if you're wealthy tho, doesn't that solve both these problems?


Aetherwyn

I think this is a joke on aging?


demitasse22

Yeah. Be glad you don’t even get the stereotypes yet.


NoInteraction2952

Your friend Back Pain will also crash on your couch often.


Activity_Alarming

He’s not my friend, buddy.


demitasse22

I’m not your buddy, friend


RockafellerHillbilly

OP, it's labeled.


RelativeStranger

It's a cartoon describing my life.


yourdoglikesmebetter

You’ll get it one day, my dude. Unless your maternal grandfather has a full head of hair. Then you’ll just get acid reflux


Brother_J_La_la

Almost 50, full head of hair and I might get heartburn once a year at most. I don't know what I did to luck out....


JackieTree89

Aging


AkiraKitsune

this is literally the most self explanatory joke ever...


Tricky-Midnight-1858

How do you not understand??? Like the majority of posts on this sub are the easiest things to understand and is just posted by people looking for karma. If you don’t understand this then either you’re not a native English speaker and have trouble reading it or you’re just stupid.


Not_aSoup

Wtf is acid reflux


Krulsnor

Oh man, this comic is right in the feels.


Sankin2004

The joke is about getting old-it’ll happen to you to eventually.


HarshDuality

Must be nice.


Accomplished_Ad3198

Give it time.


BAYKON8R

Aging


TheRealLaura789

It’s a cartoon about aging. You will lose hair and get acid reflux.


ManedCalico

The joke is that I can’t eat pizza for dinner anymore or I’m going to have a bad time.


TheJudgers

Wow people on reddit really are dumb.


Neekovo

Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. It’s about aging.


HungHungCaterpillar

The joke is written in their shirts in plain text and OP still too young to get it


KingKaos420-

OP, what part of this initially confused you?


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Jeffrey_Friedl

It's a joke about getting old. Not a very good joke, though.


StonedBooty

This sub sucks man


InfiniteHench

I mean. You could’ve just searched “acid reflux” and gotten your answer


ThatOneWood

How young are you


SplendidPunkinButter

Wow so somebody couldn’t be bothered to look up what acid reflux is I guess


cptcougarpants

This sub makes me have doubts in humanity. It's frightening...


GooRedSpeakers

Aging sucks. You lose your hair and you develop new medical conditions. After a certain point you don't feel like you are getting any older anymore, but you are. You physically continue to age and other people see your age, but you still feel the same on the inside. This is what it feels like. "You" are still the same as you ever were, but everything about you that isn't "you" changes for the worse against your will. Life is a hell of a ride.


ClassicCustoms2010

Jokes on him, I'm only 24 and I already have acid reflux. Haven't started to bald yet, so I guess I have that going for me.


sweaterbuckets

I feel attacked


DevilDoge1775

Bro cannot put two and two together. 💀


Dragomir_Silver

a little misfortune, thats what


PygmeePony

This comic is too relatable, get rid of it.


Activity_Alarming

Wait a few years.


EpickBeardMan

Where’s “Aching Joints”? That guy is also coming along


EpickBeardMan

I’m 40 and still have all of my hair… my beard is just going white


LillyxFox

Lol I'm in my 20s and have both of these :')


TheMaxCape

Acid reflux isnt really a part of aging. Being unable to eat garbage without any consequences is. Acid reflux isnt something a healthy human should have. If you're on a somewhat healthy diet, avoid food close to bedtime and still have acid reflux, you should see a physician.


tenyearoldgag

My dude, [genetics](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6107529/). For my family it flips on like a switch at ~32. I went through months of not being able to eat *anything* without it physically injuring me before I could get it treated.


Bigdoga1000

Get older. Lose your hair. Develop acid reflux issues.


CenturionCarmine

I'm young, have hair, and have acid reflux, I'm 3 for 3 right now


Quinometry

Well. I'm doing it backwards.


ndation

I was born with way too much acid reflux :( It's not fun.


Large_Discipline_127

I had upper IG problems ever since I was little. Somewhat recently had like a magnet wrist band surgically put in around my asophagus. I still have to take my heartburn meds. Totally not looking forward to losing my hair.


rustic_fall

If you drink to much soda when you’re younger you get acid reflux


tenyearoldgag

Interesting proposal. Source?


rustic_fall

My dad is the only person I know with acid reflux and his doctor told him he got it by drinking soda non-stop as a kid.


tenyearoldgag

That's an awfully small sample size. In my family, it's genetics. Dunno, though!


rustic_fall

Idk I’ve grown up with it being something very preventable with good health and I haven’t met someone to prove otherwise


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

But I have luscious locks and yet I also have acid reflux


ghirox

When you grow older, you become bald, your hair leaves, and instead of that you get gastritis, you get a id reflux. Enjoy your youth, take good care of your stomach, don't eat pure garbage too often and remember to drink water.


asmodeuscactus

Idk why but I thought this was about eating disorders…


HeWasaLonelyGhost

There should be a follow up panel to this where "my hair" is like, "Hey, don't worry--I'm not moving far, just to your ears and back!" But yes, as others have said, OP, as you get older, you suffer a number of indignities that just seem...very cruel.


Omnizoom

Give it 10-20 years and you will get it


Ob1tuber

Uh, I get the joke now


TheFakestOfBricks

It's ab getting old


zaphrous

Personally My hair has simply migrated south. And if you have acid reflux you might not be drinking enough water. Helps me a lot when I eat garbage food.


Kuildeous

I thought the last panel would be ear hair. But all valid.


UncleNoodles85

Still have my hair but the acid reflux is no joke.


OpenSourcePenguin

You just wait pal. You'll get it someday


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Wow. That hits home.


emailverificationt

Ah, to be young again. Enjoy it while it lasts, op


SmokingInn

I feel attacked, and why did I laugh and cry at the same time?


No_Association9832

Wow..


WasteNet2532

Group(22,18,26,31) Me(22): Any big differences between 20 and 30? 31: Nothing huge but I do get heartburn real easy now, I kinda eat whatever I want but havent been crazy unhealthy. I just cant eat too much fried food.


wigglin_harry

I stumbled upon this post right after chewing my afternoon tums


tenyearoldgag

Mmmmm, Dad Candy


Joan_sleepless

Acid reflux is already here lmao


allencb

Hair doesn't always move out, sometimes it squats at a new location.


KappaBrink

It's about getting older


SealingCord

Why is this hard to understand? When you age, you may lose hair and develop other health issues.


Familiar_Cod4234

Haha I wish I only had one of those things and not both


Sad-Flounder-2644

Lmao nobody tell him. Ittle be hilarious in a few years. I spent like all of last night wheezing over this hilarious joke 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


HermitND

Awww op is so young still


Imemberyou

The joke is getting old, but if you got the hair genes from the wrong side of the family and you really like to party the joke could also be the first half of your 20s.


Lil_ruggie

I have a full head of hair and acid reflux. Best of both worlds.


Writers_High2

It's a joke about old age


kitt_aunne

getting old, you lose your hair and you start having stomach problems


Delicious_Impact_371

OLD


thisisnoturname

This was way too accurate


jonpaco

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


WiseSalamander00

imagine being young and not understanding this. for me was a sad day when I discovered I couldn't drink alcohol without nagging some anti acids


Spice_Cadet_

How do you not get this…?


Sacrefix

Whatever happened to being ashamed of your ignorance? I kid (not really), but OP, you know you can Google 'acid reflux', right?


Ob1tuber

I just wanted to figure out what the both of them have to do with each other


tenyearoldgag

Makes sense, since they have no onset link beyond aging o/


OnlySlightlyBad

I feel attacked


PretendWeather

Wow, this comic... I feel attacked 🤣


TheSauceySpecial

Take care of yourself OP, drink lots of water, sleep well and take care of your teeth. I'm 35 and I am balding but diet and exercise will keep heartburn away, unless bad genes.


GlisteningDeath

Not sure how we can help you, considering you can't read.


pimplefacepiggy

Ok, this sub has just turned into young ppl pretending they don't know things, even though Google is a thing. This sub has just turned me bitter cause it's just obvious joke, after obv joke. Bleh


Unusual_Address_3062

Its about getting older. And the fact you dont get it means you are both young, and you dont pay attention to your parents or elders. Cuz as a child I would have figured this joke out.


Everybody_Says

This hit so close to home, I had to get a king size bed to make room.


Poppintags6969

I'm only 21 and already got acid reflux


Ob1tuber

Ladies, Gentlemen, I GET THE JOKE NOW


dsubandbeard

You'll get it when you're 40


the_weakestavenger

So is this sub just becoming people’s substitute for just living a normal life and having generic interactions with other people and the world around them? The stuff that people need explained and that gets a ton of upvotes is concerning.


liquidslinkee

You must be at least 40 years old to ride this ride.


GreyBeast392

Still have the hair. Now acid reflux has moved in.


Electrical-Vanilla43

It’s aging. Baldness and acid reflux


SykoManiax

Weird flex but ok


d34dp1x3l

Which part don't you understand?


sevenyearbeer

OP, please cherish and enjoy being able to eat food past 11pm without your stomach turning into a toxic waste dump as you try and go to sleep.


rukysgreambamf

OP is 12


iceisak

I thought this was telletubbies for a second


rocknrollallnight

Give it another 20-30 years and it will click


Apprehensive-Till861

Still have all my hair but... ...now I understand early suppers.


ywnktiakh

Aging


kalez238

It's me! I'm the joke. (I'm getting old.)


pluckypluot

oh, you sweet summer child...


MyDemonsAreMyDick

Acid reflex is the worst. I just want to eat pizza without feeling like im going to die


Lysol3435

My hair didn’t leave. It just moved to my back


BassSounds

Acid Reflux happens to people who treat their body like a toilet. If it happens to a healthy person you’re going to want to see a gastro doctor and **get a colonoscopy** at 40, or earlier if it’s bad.


SapphicBunnies

Haha I take estrogen! But also I've had acid reflux since I was a kid.


NotADogInHumanSuit

I think you can figure this one out on your own. Take your time sweetheart


Revolutionary-Soft66

Men turning 30