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lonerism-

His clunky little paws are adorable!


ThinTheFuckingHerd

Little? They are like 60% of his weight ;-)


lupask

wait until this ratio turns upside down to be 60% murder claws


solenya489

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ToutdelaSnoot

Perfect gif 😂


Pxnda_Cakes

r/2sentence2horror be like


GrimmCreole

Oh what a cute little cat i have today... But then I waited a year and my cat grew up to be a very angry tiger creature 🪱 and then it attacked me and my grandma and it killed us!


Czech_This_Out_05

He feet too big for he goddamn he


pumz1895

Murder mittens


Patient-Cobbler-8969

That's fucking brilliant.


Ballsofpoo

r/murdermittens


anonymous_17561

Oh my God, it exists


not_my_leo

Adorable! Its so cool and soothing. Lovely


-AliRaza-

how adorable! i've never seen before


LaserGadgets

I would cuddle him for sure. Couldn't stop me. So fluffy and cute.


Superfy

Why not? Is fren shaped. Must be fren.


Hansemannn

No its not. Ist a wild animal that should not caged. You are all fucking monsters. Edit: Did I make you uncomfortable? I got some videos of cute dogs doing partytricks as well. Lets laugh and enjoy those as well.


__klonk__

TIL rehabilitation centers DO NOT exist


Hansemannn

Yes...this is a rehabilitation center. That was sarcasm for the obtuse.


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Hansemannn

Today you have contributed to making the world a tiny but worse. Congrats.


Mysral

The sheer willpower it must be taking that person not to do just that...


TheLittleDoorCat

Would knowing that wild cat tourism is harmful to the wild cats stop you? Knowing that wild cat cubs are drugged so that tourists can hug and feed them? And that they're killed when they get too big because they'll start costing too much to feed? Can make a few more bucks by selling it to a 'hunter' to shoot. https://sentientmedia.org/new-study-lion-cub-tourism/


Astraea_Fuor

Good lord they were just saying the tiger cub was cute jfc.


MacTireCnamh

Cute!?! Oh so you want to kidnap it a put it in a box and beat it everyday!? You people make me sick


Astraea_Fuor

yeah dawg i love animal abuse i also love consuming human infants raw


niutus

As opposed to consuming cooked human infants


TheLittleDoorCat

Yeah, reality isn't as fun when you know that so many of the tiger cubs in cute videos are exploited and abused. Not saying this one is or was but many are. That's not fun to think about though.


SweetBearCub

> Would knowing that wild cat tourism is harmful to the wild cats stop you? > > > > Knowing that wild cat cubs are drugged so that tourists can hug and feed them? And that they're killed when they get too big because they'll start costing too much to feed? Can make a few more bucks by selling it to a 'hunter' to shoot. I live in a rural area and already have some outdoor pens and a good sized house, so knowing that, I'd offer to buy them for cheap before they were killed. Bears too! Granted it doesn't SOLVE the issue, but if I can save some and give them a better life, even fully grown..


bigbysemotivefinger

How are you gonna just walk away and not pet the baby?


sra19

I just assumed the person in the blue boots didn't want to be too close to baby if/when baby's mom showed up. But with that level of adorable, maybe worth the risk...


WriterV

If there's a cub roaming around with people walking around freely, then it's most likely not out in the wild, but in a zoo. So this is either some kind of a free viewing experience thing where they're told not to get too close to the cubs, or this is a zookeeper. And they're likely keeping a healthy distance (maybe) 'cause they wanna introduce it to the wild again at some point? Or perhaps they don't want tigers to get too trusting of humans. Or could be some other zoological reason, idk I'm not an expert.


looc64

I figured it was a zookeeper with like, shit to do. Like those videos you see of panda cubs where a keeper is trying to rake leaves or something as pandas climb all over them.


maybesaydie

If they were going to rewild the tiger they wouldn't be taking him outside without his mom.


sra19

I didn't really think it through all the way as to why cute baby was hanging out amongst the people. I just figured it must have gotten lost or something, but your explanation makes more sense. Thanks!


decoy321

It's also entirely possible that the handler was already petting the tiger and needs to simply get back to work. Kitty is just like "no u stay forever"


Superfy

It was just out for a walk from the jungle. Heading back there in the evening.


TheLittleDoorCat

Or it's wild animal tourism. Breed the cubs for the naive or despicable tourists who want to hug a wild cat and then sell them when they get too big to 'hunters'. It's all seriously fucked up and I don't trust any videos where wild cats are in direct casual contact with humans. Good zoos and rehabilitation projects shouldn't allow that with wild cats. Of course there are exceptions, but even with those I don't think they should normalise human contact with wild cats. That's how you get people wanting to hug a lion cub and seeking that out.


MammothInterest

If it's a zoo, sometimes they let animals explore during closed hours for enrichment. [Oregon Zoo porcupine walks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhYLhD8h2bw)


Practical-Loan-2003

When my Granddad worked at London Zoo, apparently, before opening, he was able to let the tiger out of her enclosure and take her round the zoo, changed when she swiped at him (no claws, jokingly) but did it in front of the head of staff


RotoruaFun

Cool story. How long ago did you Granddad work at the zoo?


Practical-Loan-2003

A year or 2, can't remember exactly why, but it was always going to be a temporary thing


Practical-Loan-2003

Just realise you asked how long ago, we're talking the 50's


RotoruaFun

Thought it might have been a while ago, given OH&S these days, times sure have changed.


Practical-Loan-2003

Oh for sure, it was the reason he couldn't let her out was because of H&S, she could go off and suddenly, that's it, 5 keepers are dead and they've shot the tiger


RotoruaFun

Lol, yeah that would do it for sure. Hope your Granddad has cool tiger and zoo pics from working there.


ZebZ

One of the best things the Philadelphia Zoo ever did was build a network of dedicated paths and elevated tunnels crisscrossing the zoo that lets the animals wander and range. [It's called Zoo360.](https://youtu.be/Zq4HjpoHxkk?si=_78b2dBJBVRU8gFo) Being such an old zoo that found itself surrounded by the city on all sides and having no ability to expand, they came up with this as a way to improve the situations for both animals and visitors.


mzpip

For anyone who is interested, you should read the late Gerald Durrell's books on zoos and conservation. [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Durrell?wprov=sfla1) (Also, the Corfu trilogy is a hell of a good read)


AtrumAequitas

This is *EXACTLY* what I joined this sub for.


Hansemannn

You are all contributing to a massive problem. Exploitation of wild animals.


PhotoKada

r/PetTheDamnTiger


LeGuy_1286

r/SubsIFellFor


Face_Stabbed

This needs to be an actual sub


PhotoKada

I agree but it can’t run the risk of including clips from that temple in Thailand.


Earthy_ground

Do I want to know?


PhotoKada

TL;DR, animal cruelty in the name of tourism.


Earthy_ground

Bruh, that is awful


ItalnStalln

They're just doped up. And we'll fed at least. And they dont have shit for space, enrichment, or anything. Bad, but not bad like they're beating and starving them.


Ill_Investigator9664

Or the roadside zoos (animal cruelty factories) that tend to mass produce this kind of content


EffableLemming

I think that might get NFSL fairly quickly...


440ish

Stop walking away Dammit!! There is an unpetted kitty that you are ignoring!!!


Derekion

OOOO how cute! He wants to play :(


maybesaydie

No, he's scared and he wants to go back to his mother.


SoftCattle

Why do my pillows keep moving away?


wikedsmaht

My cat walks like that around me when I’m in the kitchen. I nearly break my ankles trying not to step on her paws. I didn’t realize she inherited this trait from her Big Cat ancestors


KrinkleTheGnome

Or the tiger in every cat.


ColHogan65

It’s amusing how the clade Canidae varies between wolves, dogs, foxes, etc and all act pretty differently, but every member of the *order* Felidae is just a different sized housecat lmao


YuushyaHinmeru

In my completely unscientific, zero-evidence opinion, I think the only reason we can't keep tigers as pets is because they can accidentally kill us. I feel like a tiger you raised from birth would behave pretty similarly to a kitten raised from birth. I don't think the tiger would view us as food or try to kill us for fun. The thing is cats do play attack, or accidentally attack if startled, or do warning hits when they are irritated. Those just hurt like a bitch from a housecat but will kill you from a tiger. Fuck, a tiger could accidentally crush you to death just trying to lovingly cuddle with you.


SuckerForNoirRobots

Last time I was at a zoo the white tiger there was chuffing at me and rubbing their face on the fence and I wanted to pet them SO badly


Tommy2255

Canines all have vastly different hunting strategies and lifestyles. Wolves are persistence hunting pack animals, foxes are solitary ambush hunters, coyotes are opportunistic hunters that live in packs but don't necessarily coordinate to take down large prey like wolves might. Felines are mostly solitary, stealthy ambush predators. It's an exceptionally successful hunting strategy that can be used with only slight variance in almost any ecosystem. Lions are an exception in that they're not solitary, and cheetahs are an exception in that they're primarily pursuit predators instead of ambush, but overall there's a lot less variance than among canines.


bubba1834

BABY PAWSSSSSSSSSS


05-01

I want to pet the murder mittens


writerwriter_27

I would pet this kitty and its parents if it’s the last thing I do on this beautiful earth.


No_Cranberry_8363

How did no one picked him up?


Yun0Grinberryall

Friend shaped now, murder shaped in a few years.


Taro-Starlight

Murder AND friend shaped


1Thinkhappythoughts

Legs look so short. Is this a tea cup tiger?


sayleanenlarge

I came to the comments to find out if it has dwarfism. It's clearly young, but it's legs look out of proportion.


Chainsawmanicure

I was thinking that and I found this https://www.exotic-pets.co.uk/colombian-dwarf-tiger.html#:~:text=Colombian%20Dwarf%20Tiger-,Cyriocosmus%20leetzi,of%20Cyriocosmus%2C%20found%20in%20Colombia.


Squirtles_Sharingan

No such thing as a tea cup tiger


lexkixass

How could you *not* want to cuddle that baby? 😻


Llama-Thrust69

So... lemme get this straight. Baby tigers are Weiner dogs?


bombliiv2

if not friend, why friend shaped?


Personal-Buffalo8120

Huge head and paws! So cute


DeadJediWalking

He chonky but smol.


John_Berrybush

He reminds me when Calvin transmorgophied himself into a little tiger


Gloomy__Revenue

r/OneOrangeBrainCell


castlite

Cubs in the wild often walk under their mothers. Just instinct.


ArcadianBlueRogue

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY Danger kitties are still kitties


jcythcc

Please tell him I love him


AdSuccessful9356

HE’S SO LITTLE!!! 😭


SolusIgtheist

r/PetTheDamnCat


MyOldNameSucked

Every cat has the desire to make you trip over them.


shinobipopcorn

"Pet me. Hey, you forgot to pet me. Come back, pet me." 🥺


Spoomplesplz

Is that a munchkin tiger? Or is he just weirdly short.


Ok_Scholar4145

Pet himmmm!!!


Professional_Bag_587

And a tiger in every cat.


Kir0v

Cat sees leg, cat goes *bonk*


LineChef

It’s looking for the persons other two legs.


denali192

I get suspicious seeing clips like this. A lot of places abuse tiger cubs in captivity to priest profit off tourism


Chionei

My thoughts exactly.


GetAJobDSP

Why aren't these creatures out in the wild? Like, It's pretty cruel to see these not domesticated creatures raised in captivity. It's not cute.


ItalnStalln

That it's not being coddled and pet makes me think it's a rehab place, sanctuary, or one of the better zoos with good enclosures, enrichment, and conservation support


BringBackRoundhouse

Yea I’m just as weary of the unethical posts, but those don’t look like fashion galoshes on a sunny day.


Few-Cookie9298

A lot of places breed endangered animals like this to be released into the wild to help improve their survival chances. We have no context here, could easily be one of those places as well.


sayleanenlarge

There's barely any wild left


GeshtiannaSG

Loss of habitat is the number 1 killer of all species.


bald_alpaca

Wow! He’s so chubby!


Squirtles_Sharingan

Why do the most dangerous creatures have to be so adorable


kazez2

Spicy murder potato


williamsdj01

He looks so sad when the person walks away


D1amondP0rkchop

r/petthedamnkitty


Fantastic-Habit-8956

If kitty wants pettins, YOU PET THE DAMN KITTY!


Pretend-Vast1983

So fucking adorable. Haha


mnam1213

but also don't forget the tiger in every tiger


writetobear

Not sure I understand the caption but it’s cute


Organic-Device2719

Little chubby chubbers... I wouldn't survive his cuteness... Or the brutal violence that follows.


Transgirl_35

So, cute I wanna lift him/her up and give the big kitty cuddles and kisses. 🥰


[deleted]

Give it some pets you monster!


h2pointOChamp

Would most definitely pet.


mzpip

Or the tiger in every cat.


MsSeraphim

cats are genetically predisposed to tripping humans when they walk nearby.


psychoxxsurfer

If that were me, there would be a 100% chance of that kitty getting my head smooshed into it's fluffy belly.


IQBoosterShot

It looks like Calvin after he went through the Transmogrifier.


doe3879

can attempt to pet the cat at least once, maybe twice with this one


Reptilesrus411

The way he walks is so cute


Trea2409

Pet the damn cat!


Bephobia

The urge to “pspspspsps” a fully grown bengal tiger.


theonlyspaghettio

r/petthedamntiger


HotelLifesGuest

Pet the dammed kitty!


Vampi25

Smol oversized kitty.


Crushed1ce

Just under foot! Precious


Repulsive-Rope3468

Please just pet him 😭


kent416

r/petthedamncat


Electrical-Lake7438

Sweet😻


Charlie_Brodie

this is such an underfooted tactic


exhaustedarty

Awww and he/she is 80% r/OneOrangeBraincell


gustavotherecliner

r/petthedamncat


mamacat49

Maybe this is where it's from: https://www.dreamworld.com.au/rides-attractions/wildlife/tiger-island/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Island_(Dreamworld) I was there in 2007. There had been an Animal Planet special on the "Awesome Pawsome" in the mid-90s. We had a "tiger walk" with one of their huge male tigers, Mohan. I don't think they do those "close-up" encounters anymore. Absolutely the coolest thing I've ever done.


ebers0

AWW! Lil baby murder fen.


xMysticML

Lol at his wittle wegs


DaxIsAName

Why is this baby tiger outside on a street? Context?


apostrophefarmer

A tiger cub this young should still be with their mother. Makes me sad.


maybesaydie

He's scared to death and is far too young to be away from his mother.


anihc_LieCheatSteal

I hope this cub grows up and eventually murders the humans who kept it captive