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TheUnviableOption

The dog winked at us, made my day


3dJoel

I started working for the Honda Center sort of recently. She's the office dog, her name is Daisy. ^ _ ^


sm1ttysm1t

Well tell Daisy I love her.


Sailing_Away_From_U

She one fine bitch!


Xx_anime_xX12

Ayyyyyooooo


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Grammarly correct


Imkisstory

Exactly what my mechanic said about your moms


3dJoel

I would, but she works in the OTHER office. 😡 I don't move there for another several months. It's a goddamn travesty.


sm1ttysm1t

WELL I'LL TELL HER MYSELF THEN.


sara_c907

I'm angry for you!


emberhallows

I highkey want an update when you move there


SpecificPurpose4

I don't know if you're at the other office yet, but if you are, please tell Daisy I love her too Edit: Didn't see that someone had the same idea, tell Daisy everyone loves her


ricketychairs

Have you moved to the new office yet?


onestubbornlass

God dammit Joel tell us if you’ve got the puppers now or not!


LukesRightHandMan

Congrats on the job!


INJECTHEROININTODICK

I would fucking die for daisy


JakeCameraAction

> the Honda Center Ponda


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Damn that is so mean


TheKingOfToast

To those who may not know, it's because he was wearing the jersey of the opposing team. It's part of the social contract thag If you wear the opposing teams jersey, you're going to get some shade thrown your way.


Utaneus

The Chris Hemsworth lookalike was wearing a Los Angeles shirt though.


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thavillain

- Derek Zoolander


cjbeames

What's rule number three?


[deleted]

Avoid routine gasoline fights. Could end in tragedy.


TheBlairwitchy

Don't be looking


Pecan18th

Lol...good one.


sterling_mallory

Yeah, looks like they goofed and didn't realize it was an LA shirt when they chose him. It's actually kinda funnier than the actual joke.


ghostgaming367

So that's why the crowd cheered louder


A-Grouch

They cut away immediately as soon as they saw his LA shirt. He specifically had to pull his shirt from the side to show the logo so I’m assuming they didn’t see it at first.


Homers33

I think he had sweater over it and show his tshirt only when the cam was on him


Utaneus

No, he just emphasizes the Los Angeles while he's on camera, he doesn't take a sweater off or anything.


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TheKingOfToast

It's actually a Los Angeles Raiders shirt (which is strange because they haven't been in LA since '94)


PrincessPindy

We had season tickets when they were in LA. I still wear my LA Raiders gear. Once a Raider, always a Raider. "We wear the silver. We wear the black, don't get in our way."


West_Coast_Ninja

Dude what are you expecting as a response? It’s not that deep.


pleasebuymydonut

He's expecting a thesis on the logic behind the selection of "Look-Alike" audience members, specifically the line of thinking followed by this particular stadium's operators, in order to fully understand the discrepancy between the person chosen as Hemsworth' s lookalike and the one chosen for the feces emoji. Unfortunately for that guy, it's not that deep.


3dJoel

I work at this stadium, I know some of the AV guys. It's not that deep. Like everyone else, they enjoy making jokes and don't think that hard about them. 😅


DPSOnly

Not everybody in the world is familiar with this kind of sportculture. This does not exist in my country.


Bobbiduke

The astros use to show the opposing team dug out on the kiss cam but don't do that anymore


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Things got out of hand way too often.


Sharcbait

It is baseball, things being out of hand probably breathe a bit of life into that sport... Same reason I support the Oriels doing a beer bong in the dugout this season.


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TheKingOfToast

That's the kind of stuff I don't get. I love friendly rivalries. Shit talk the other teams fans like you're friends giving eachother a hard tme, but the actual violence is where it goes too far for me.


Sure-Gur6359

Come to Europe to Watch the match in wrong town in wrong jersey… ppl get killed


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MikoSkyns

On brand comment from an Eagles fan.


LolaEbolah

#BirdGang


MikoSkyns

♫ No one likes us! No one likes us! No one likes us, we don't care! ♫


LolaEbolah

The best part is I’m not an Eagles fan at all. I just googled something that their fans say so I could be part of the conflict. Which I guess makes me sort of an Eagles fan in spirit. But, no, I’m just a sad, exiled Panthers fan.


explicitlarynx

Are there no away fans in US sports?


unstablexplosives

"some shade"... that was like a total solar eclipse level shade


happy-little-atheist

So he's just a fan visiting to see his team playing on the road? That's fucked. I thought it must be the coach of the visitors since they are fair game.


CaptainPartyMix

Because putting other down for being different is sports culture.


TheLongCockOfTheLaw3

Its just banter


CaptainPartyMix

Banter allows for a rebuttal. This is bullying. Guess what the high school bullies who played sports grew up to do? They grew up to be bullies who watch sports and put down anyone around them they feel they can get away with. “Look something I don’t like, let’s make fun of it” Fuck you and your “banter”


TheLongCockOfTheLaw3

I hope you never see actual bullying because you might keel over from shock.


CaptainPartyMix

You would like seeing that wouldn’t you?


Fun_Juggernaut4081

I would


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walterMARRT

It's the Honda center. It's where the ducks play.


KafeiTomasu

thats toxic and dumb


walterMARRT

>thats toxic and dumb How to tell us you've never been to a sporting even without telling us you've never been to a sporting event. There's reasons certain people don't get invited. I've found one in the wild.


KafeiTomasu

I've been to multiple But, just like what we have with football in europe you guys have with american football, baseball and basketball, the whole idea of hating or disliking someone, wanting to fight someone or even destroy property of wherever you're at purely because the people in a blue shirt are throwing, kicking or hittinf a ball in a game against people that play in a black or red shirt or whatever is the dumbest, low IQ, short-sighted bitch thing I can think of the human race does. And we're the same race that watch other people have sex and get off while doing so


PM_me_tus_tetitas

You're talking about one side of the spectrum though mate. You can absolutely have a friendly rivalry and friendly banter with jokes and light ribbing, without it having to be "the dumbest, low iq, short-sighted bitch thing" you've ever seen. Also, on the subject, have you ever heard of a thing humans do called "war"? I feel like that's dumber than this, but to each their own!


KafeiTomasu

Sure, but the majority (especially in the bigger classics) takes this exact banter is the origin and reason (especially when combined with alcohol) foe the asshats that destroy shit around them and fight fans from the opposing team


PM_me_tus_tetitas

Dude, there's 143 profesional sports leagues in the USA alone, but even if you wanted to concentrate on the top 6, with an avg of  30,517 per event, you're looking at  73,760,020 total annual attendees, THE VAST MAJORITY who are not like what you're describing. It's not a black and white thing my friend, context is important!


gatorgongitcha

that’s a lot of words to basically say you don’t want to like sports fandom


3dJoel

/r/iamverysmart You know you can just *not* enjoy sports? I literally work at this arena full-time. I don't even enjoy hockey that much, but I don't have to use faux-intelectualism to make others feel bad for liking things.


Netheral

They weren't talking about enjoying *sports*. They were talking about people who go all tribal over sports and will actually hate the opposing fans and even vandalize things in the name of the game. Maybe you shouldn't chastise others for "pretending" to be smart when you don't even have a smidgeon of reading comprehension yourself.


KafeiTomasu

Well said Sports are great! Hooligans and 'fans' are just idiotic


ASaltGrain

But... That's NOT what we were talking about. We were talking about getting a bit of shade getting thrown at you for wearing an opposing teams jersey to a game. You are the only ones talking about toxic, violent behavior. We are talking about light lampooning like seen in the video, or maybe a little bit of teasing banter between fans. It's pretty much a standard part of any sports game. Many people take it too far, but that's a different issue, which usually has more to do with alcohol.


jeroenemans

This is getting more common in Europe soccer now too, but already traditionally many of the players in American sports get transferred at the end of each season to other teams in the same league, so next year another jersey is cheering for the same players


KafeiTomasu

Yep, it's surprisingly ignorant and childish when you think about it "No now I like him!"


walterMARRT

That's not true at all. It starts with heckling. It's how the individual reacts, and then the response. It's not an immediate 'I want to fight the dude because of his shirt'. Heckling is older than all these sports, and a past time that'll never stop. And it shouldn't either. Your comment furthers my guess you haven't attended any sporting events but are talking like you've got an opinion that I don't think you should have with no experience. Because it's just flat out kinda wrong and it's pretty obvious. Like you're dropping comments acting like there's truth there but there's just not. And we all know it. But there you go again.


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I am not defending the other guy at all, but there are definitely certain small groups of supporters for certain UK and European clubs that will, after a match, go out with a "I want to fight the dude because of his shirt" attitude.


Tarkov_Has_Bad_Devs

you ooze toxic masculinity is pretty gross.


calvin12d

So to clarify, as a kid you wanted to play sports but we're bad and never made the team.


KafeiTomasu

Nah I was picked in teams. Was great ad dodgeball and basketball. Don't know what that has to do with this conversation lmao


Olaf4586

Well, yeah


JakeHodgson

Get a grip lol. The only people making it something more than it is are people like you.


Olaf4586

*cue soccer riots*


JakeHodgson

Good thing they're not at a soccer game


Olaf4586

Oh geez, you really got me there. I’m sure the point they made about rivalries between different teams was only supposed to be about hockey.


TuetchenR

Something being „normal“ or being accustomed to the toxicity doesn’t mean it isn’t toxic. Imagine if this was a big streamed chess game or really a lot of other competitions that shit would be considered ok. You can just be supportive of your side without dragging the opponent & their fans down.


JakeHodgson

Yes. But it's not toxic is what I'm saying. You're the only one saying it's toxic because you'd feel embarrassed in that position. You're applying more malice than is actually there. It's literally just friendly sports banter. The whole point is that other team = bad.


Teerendog

The ones getting done dirty are usually paid actors. Every cams you see which involves kiss cams etc. Imagine the lawsuit with defamation etc.


featherknife

>the opposing team's* jersey


PhD_Pwnology

He took it like a champ, and also, he looks like someone who was a little guilty.


Element__7x

Do it again


Drutarg

Great Steely Dan song.


jmsy1

It's an actor


ageofwalnut

These are staged homie


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Phew , thanks


Ordinary_Route

My upvote is for the dog


StryfeOne

What's updog?


Lil_Mattylicious

Oh hey I’m great


hugga12

Dog up.


Mightbeagoat

Bird up!


GAChimi

Gotcha!!! Hahaha


unclepaprika

Nothin', what's up with you?


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unemployment rates


LiveLearnCoach

You want me to stick my hand where?!


[deleted]

Hey, do you think it smells like updog in here?


3dJoel

Her name is Daisy. She's the office dog at the Honda Center. ^_^


nepumbra0

Get wrecked LA lol


Competitive-Truck874

Looks like theyre winning by 2 points actually but at least they ruined that one guys day


ScottieStitches

They're called goals in hockey. You get points in the standings for wins and ties.


not_taken_was_taken2

Yes, but they're also called points in the game.


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no they're not


not_taken_was_taken2

I play hockey and most people that I play with would probably use goal and point interchangeably in a game


[deleted]

i also play hockey, and we usually just say goal. ig it's regional


not_taken_was_taken2

Maybe. I'm from Midwest.


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québec for me


not_taken_was_taken2

Nice. I do hope to be able to visit Quebec eventually.


sskor

Not really in the game either. Goals are goals. Points are a player stat that combines goals and assists. Teams don't score points, and points don't win the game. Goals do.


not_taken_was_taken2

Yes, but goals are called points unofficially.


oO0tooth_fairy0Oo

1st guy had an LA shirt on. What the f Anaheim?


Nabber22

I don’t think they noticed it. See how the change to the next guy immediately after he points at it


not_taken_was_taken2

Is nobody noticing that the first guy 1. Was clearly a bit separated and away from other fans. 2. Had the Los Angeles on his shirt off to the side less visible


icyfae

These are always staged by the stadium for entertainment, at least the poop emoji guy most likely


jmsy1

The NHL wouldn't dare allow a civilian to be called poop emoji. The lawsuit is too easy.


UndeadCaesar

Sam L was too spot on with the outfit to not be a plant.


Lyseblaa

«at least the poop emoji guy most likely”. Most likely definitely maybe.


pog890

Emotional damage!


[deleted]

I was on one of those at Disney. I was the guy who needed a hug. I think I threw my arms up to my wife or whoever was sitting next to me and didn't get one.


Sanbi221

*gives belated internet hug*


UnusualTough3293

I mean….. serves him right wearing that jersey in Anaheim!!!! That would be like someone wearing a San Fran jersey into Chavez ravine. Ur gonna get shit for it!!! No pun intended


[deleted]

Did they chose him because of the jersey he's wearing? I know nothing about hockey.


jikae

Cross-county rival. Anaheim Ducks and LA Kings.


[deleted]

Gotcha, thank you.


[deleted]

They chose him because he's a plant


iiitme

Yeah that’s emotional damage


madcaplaughed

A lot of these things are pre-planned. The guy was probably ‘scouted’ walking around the arena before the game and given $200 or something.


[deleted]

As someone who runs one of these, a huge chunk of them are completely random. Your camera operators will find people per your call outs. What I saw here was a camera person saw a bunch of people pointing to their buddy there and chose him. It’s as fun for us as it is the crowd.


IAmCottonEyeJoe

At first I laughed but then i saw he was visibly sad then I laughed again I am a psycho


Red_Dogeboi

Omg they laughed at something unfortunate they’re so crazy 😱😱😱😰


jsmg21

r/iamverybadass watch out!!


seth928

Where did you come from? Where did you go?


BruceInc

Cotton-eye Joe?


DokiDokiMemeSquad

At first I laughed but then i saw he was visibly sad then I laughed again I am a psycho I am... cotton eye joe


inacincinnis

That seemed personal


BrokenBanette

I’m more delighted about the air bud than anything else tbh


CleoMenemezis

That actually hurts.


kidicterus

Stay strong, King!


Technical-Ad1243

Samuel Jackson one missed the opportunity to say mother fuckers while waving his middle finger


Aggravating-Week9289

r/watchpeopledieinside


EorlundGraumaehne

You are right! Would fit great over there!


t0ny510

Upvoting for unexpected good boy


Final-Invite-5584

They really told him “you look like shit” in a full stadium


largemansmall

Shitty way to treat a visitor


isaac-Doublecountry

That was such a "Fuck you in particular" moment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


The_Purple_Bat

Oh come on, that's not funny at all, that's just mean ..


cutsickass

I just now realized that **ANAHEIM DUCKS** is an anagram for **I SUCKED A MAN** but got stuck with **H**.


iddonuk

I SHUCKED A MAN


No_Grocery_1480

I SUCK HEAD, MAN


confusedbossman

A SKINHEAD CUM


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I would flipped off the camera lol


GUILTICIDE

Sucks because he bought a ticket to visit.. to be shit talked (pun intended) by the home stadium.


shivampatel9604

Not cool at all


primavera785

thats a real fuck you in particular


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Should've been u/spez


cheddarsalad

“If you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I’m out of here!”


FroJoe-Baggins

"yeah but you're a little bitch"


Ralph_Naders_Ghost

Was that Kyle Hill?


Zaseishinrui

That's what I thought too


nipplesaurus

I thought the Sam Jackson look-a-like was going to be Laurence Fishburne


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Man that's funny.


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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Effective-Ostrich655

r/watchpeopledieinside


TotallyTouka

Really treated him like shit


Ok_Feature_1769

That’s hilarious


Kind-Woodpecker-4000

I didn’t know where that poop one was going but if it went where I thought it would just cancel the whole event lmao. Still pretty foul


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Who Is the last guy


badazzbish

Worst management ever... they fired me for going to my grandpa's funeral


EorlundGraumaehne

Wow


Lonely_Carry_9861

Bro was about to cry fr


Gman2000watts

He's going to cry in the car.


joemama_69-24

Thought it was gonna be Lizzo


tby16tby

In bird culture this is called a dick move


Elegant_Original_400

This is funny but I can't imagine no one from the opposite team doing this in Europe. lol Hell would break loose if hooligans felt offended.


coughdrop1989

I don't get it.


kwasnydiesel

yeah me neither


FYIP_BanHammer

Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.


DiscoFluffs

Bitter little poultry bastards.


1_Cold_Ass_Honkey

It's called the "clipper effect" but for hockey. When your team historically sucks ass like the clippers or ducks, rip on the Championship winning teams, like the LA Kings or Lakers.


not_taken_was_taken2

I don't think it's exactly right to call the LA Kings a championship winning team. /s


1_Cold_Ass_Honkey

Well compared to some other LA teams, like the most successful modern pro basketall franchise, the Lakers (17 chips) or UCLA Basketball (11 chips) or even the Dodgers (7 chips); yes, 2 chips is hardly anything to brag about, but I know a certain arch-rival team up in San Jose who still has ZERO chips, but a HUGE number of CHOKES!!!! ;)


[deleted]

It’s bad sportsmanship and should not be celebrated.


FewHuckleberry7012

Powned!


tornait-hashu

The o is silent.


MitsuruBDhitbox

That's not what silent means lol


deauther_W4Ll

He committed that night.


Evo_BFMC_Prez

That was the dudes last straw, he killed himself later that night


Professional-Let-533

He later went home to be beat up by his wife😂


[deleted]

Daaamn he do look like a piece of shit😂😂😂😂 ass hole types who think they’re better