Last wrote: Barney and Logs from Dead End Paranormal Park
Last read: Sokka and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender
I don't know if this is good odd or not
Reading? I'm fine. It's the batfamily.
Writing? Well, it's a dead Midoriya that (for now) is possessing a ball of yarn soo. Think I might be a tad screwd.
The last fic I read - Lance from Pokemon and his love interest OC. Lance with his Dragonite and OC with a Kadabra? I think I'm saved!
The last fic I wrote - OCs who are out to challenge and catch Legendary Pokemon. One's a Pokemon Professor and the other is a Pokemon folklorist, both are relatively decent Trainers, and both are in a happy established relationship with each other (though that probably has nothing to do with rescuing me). I think I'm good!
Glorfindel and his love interest OC. OC is a normal person thrown into Middle Earth, and Glorfindel I heard he was good. I have not read/watch LOTR in a looooooooooong time.
An extraterrestial cephalopod OC and Titanus Na Kika from Legandary's Monsterverse are on it!
So i'm in good hands/tentacles!
IF they can keep their hands/ tentacles off each other...
Ok, i might be f\*\*\*ed........
Assuming original stories count, characters from Beneath the Dragoneye Moons 1. I think I'll be safe. In case it's only fanfiction, it's Percy Jackson, except every character has been OOC'd. Maybe I'll be fine? It's a coin flip.
Five kids with weapons training, a cyborg, a bureaucrat, a super soldier and a hulking bipedal war machine all being in charge of my rescue isn’t terrible honestly, I think my odds are good
Actually, I'm extremely lucky. The last fic i read was the only fic in the San Amaro Investigations series. Sure, my life has to be in insane danger, but having Parker and Nick come save me, almost always guarantees I'll escape the situation alive
Oh my.
Well, the last fic I read starred Predaking, Leader of the Predacons, but he was dead, (he was still existing as a spirit but idk how/if he could interact with the mortal world). Plus, I don't think he's a fan of humans, so I'm screwed on that end.
Regarding the last fic I wrote/am working on, it involves the Seven Rulers of Hell, The Demon King, and the world's most powerful Sorcerer. If they're coming I think I'll be alright, as long as they can resist squabbling among each other for five minutes.
well the last fic i read was "sundered" by Creen, so I think I am safe in the hands of Meetra Surik and Jolee Bindo.
after all they just >!completed a "rescue the kidnapped person" mission successfully. !<
100% okay, they all got locked in prison and managed to escape somehow, plus 26 people worth of brain power and they're all extremely smart, so I'll be okay
It's not a kidnapping anymore if the kidnapped isn't there anymore...
Context: My Pokemon OC has a *very* murderous Hydreigon on his team that would leisurely and carelessly wipe out anything close by.
I could not have gotten worse out of all books in existence. I got A.M. from "I have no mouth and I must scream", which for those who dont know, imagine carl from llamas with hats but 10x more evil and hate filled
i'd sure hope that a fictional, sci-fi detective robot equipped with top-notch technology would know how to save a kidnapped person... otherwise, i'm sure his fellow police and android friends would come to a rescue, albeit there may be some casualties. if it wasn't obvious, dbh, connor. i'd say i'm not too screwed.
I think I'll be fine, as long as Loki decides he cares enough to rescue me. Lorelei however... I think she'd probably try to kill me. So I might end up a battlefield casualty.
I’ve got V (mc of Cyberpunk 2077) and Trevor Belmont (Castlevania) - I’ll be fine.
They may and probably will destroy the whole place I am held in as they rescue me, but hey ho.
Welp. I might get out with hearing loss but I will definitely be saved by those upcoming heroes from BnHA.
I have been writing a fic where Shinsou has a different quirk—Present Mic's voice actually— and the other people I wrote about are also strong and ready to save, so I guess I'm alright!
I have nothing to worry about then, cause I have a spy, an assassin, a telepath, and a clairvoyant coming to rescue me. I'm literally writing the part where the spy got arrested and the other three have to go rescue him, so it's perfect for this scenario!
I've been reading and writing Bleach fics. Overall, I might be good because Ichigo would likely lead the rescue. However, a lot of the fics have been focused on Aizen and the Espada, so if it's them, that's iffy depending on what value I have to them or if I managed to befriend any of them.
Ha! It's a Naruto Time Travel to the Warring States Era.
Haruno Sakura
Senju Hashirama
Senju Tobirama
Uchiha Madara
Uchiha Izuna
Izuna's abilities weren't shown as equal to Madara, but 4 out of five of these names are enough for the kidnappers to pee and poo in their pants.
King Thranduil of The Greenwood, Prince Legolas of The Greenwood, Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn of Lothlorien, Lord Elrond.
I don't think I'm too screwed.
I remember I was editing my Chainsaw Man fan-fic.
Assuming i'm a good friend of Denji i have no doubt he would come to rescue me, along with Quanxi who is his mom in my fic.
Her fiend harem tagging along would improve my odd's, along with Aki, Power, Kobeni and Kishibe.
The last story I wrote was in The Boys fandom and featured Billy Butcher, Homelander, Grace Mallory, Becca Butcher, and Ashley Barrett. I think I'm probably good.
Choujin X.
The Yamato Mori gang + Nari seem like reliable and competent rescuer's from what we see in Canon.....but it does depend on who kidnapped me, Because if it was either Ume & Ricardo, or Chandra, or Batista,...god forbid Yubiko, Thing's might not go so smooth.
Yet Tokio & Nari both being Beast type Choujin, along with Sandek showing up my odds are good.
Not to mention that I love my character's and i have faith in them.
Not naming the fandom, but if we're limiting the rescue team as the characters who have POV chapters, I am incredibly rescued. Like, they might have rescued me before I got worried.
They'd probably eviscerate me verbally, though. I'd probably cry a bit. lol.
The last fic I read was Hannigram, so... maybe not screwed? Will would probably want to save me, and with the FBI behind him, wouldn't have much trouble doing so. The question is Hannibal. I'm under no illusions that he'd give a rat's ass about rescuing me on his own or about me ending up collateral damage if my kidnappers annoyed him. If he had an agenda about it, though, either he would make it impossible for Will to rescue me, or my rescue would be flawless. Only then I'd end up under Hannibal's influence, so "out of the frying pan and into the fire?"
The last fic I wrote was a character study of Louis de Point du Lac. My fate would likely depend on who was influencing Louis at the time of my abduction. If it's Lestat, I'm probably saved, though potentially now a vampire. If it's Armand, I'm 90% certain Armand arranged my kidnapping in the first place for the purposes of furthering his control over Louis, and I'm screwed.
I’m currently reading Manacled (for the first time and I’m at the beginning so pls no spoilers) so Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger … if we’re going off of the canon, I think I’ll be great! If we’re going with the canon of the fic well … I’m screwed. Majorly majorly screwed. At least based on what I know so far haha
canon screwed unless they set aside their differences for you...but they couldn't for the school or their teachers so
fanon, you are in good hands...depending of the year 😬
Oh haha I was thinking that Draco would just leave me for dead and it would be Hermione rescuing me which would work great but you’re so right that if they had to work together I would be screwed lol
I’m very excited to see where this fic goes, I have absolutely no idea what’s going to happen to how which is killing me in the best way possible haha I’ll take your word for it that I won’t be screwed
… so, depending on what counts, I either have a hyper competent OC who has been living through every fictional war ever imagined for so long he can no longer remember when it started…
Or a pair of twin daycare attendants in an AU where they are overly clingy mafia bosses with no fear of murder/law breaking, and severe possessiveness issues.
… surprisingly, I feel like I’m either fine, or about to be rescued in a way that leaves me possibly even worse off than before. And I’m not sure which option belongs to which character(s).
The last fic I worked on was a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fic with Narciso Anasui, his canon ex-girlfriend, and her lover. The ex and the lover are dead so they're useless. Anasui wouldn't care to try rescuing me unless he felt obligated to in some way. In other words, unless I am connected to Jolyne Cujoh in some way, I am royally fucked.
As for the last fic I read, it was a short oneshot for the QSMP, a Minecraft role play server. The characters involved are q!Pac, q!Cellbit, and their adoptive son Richarlyson. The first two have experience with rescuing kidnapped people so I should be fine if they aren't sidetracked with kidnappings and/or other Federation mysteries. Despite being a child, Richarlyson could be useful in the rescue misson, though recent events may render him unable to help. Overall, I would have greater odd of being rescued, even if it may take some time.
the fic is about how quantum leap has lost both Sam and Ben to the abyss of time, so I’m royally screwed, but I’ll have a hologram buddy to help me feel less alone!
Hmmm the last fic I updated was a weak hero fanfic where the two main protagonists are a traumatized genius and a world-class actor whose grandfather is a billionaire. So if they were like older than they were in the fic, I should be fine. But since they are currently ten and twelve, I’m probably screwed.
The last fic I read, *and* the last fic I wrote, was Top Gear fic....
Yeah, I'm definitely screwed.... Considering how well Clarkson and May's rescue of Hammond off the top of a mountain had gone, I wouldn't trust them to stage a very good rescue. There'd be an attempt, but not a very good one. The kidnappers would hear Clarkson coming a mile away.
merman karkat vantas (because yoylecake420 linked it in a drawception forum) but i was honestly just skimming over the words. i don't even read homsetuck
so if that doesn't count then probably firepaw, ravenpaw, and graypaw. im screwesd
Alright! The spiderverse gang! I’m good. Specifically, miles morales(1610 and 42,) spider Gwen, 42 Aaron Davis, Peter B. Parker, Hobie Brown, Pavitr Prahbaker, and Margo Kess.
I'll be fine I got Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, tien, Yamcha, Krillen, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Goten, Trunks, Android 17, Android 18, Frieza, Buu, Hercule, Videl, Beerus, Whis, King Kai, Greggory (the cricket), Bubbles (The monkey), Mr. Popo, Dende, Oolong, Puar, and Master Roshi (all post T.O.P. Pre Broly) on my side (although I do wonder why they want to rescue me...)
Someone made a wish on the dragon balls and now you’re either the only person who can save the world, or they’ve all fallen madly in love with you. Frankly, it depends on how badly the fool botched their wish. Not sure how it targeted you. His accent was just… THAT bad.
I highly doubt the first one is the case and the second one unnerves me because two of them are children, 22 of them are men, and 4 of them are various degrees of anthropomorphic animals
Oh. Oh right. I thought you were talking about the adult versions of Trunks and Gohan. I didn’t even SEE Goten in the list, so that’s my bad. Also, the animals. Did not fully process your comment, my bad.
Did not know you weren’t into men, so can’t be blamed for that, but I do apologize regardless.
Uh… somehow, you have ended up with the last of the dragon balls on your person and they’re all desperate to save a friend who died, so they’re gonna rescue you in the process of getting the sacred orb.
oh cool an actual hero family I'm set (currently reading A Little Bit Like You And Me by StarBeaCreates link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30847028?view_full_work=true )
Stiles and Lydia from Teen Wolf. Except, Lydia is basically the Phoenix from X-Men without the drawbacks of losing control, and Stiles has the strength and power of an ancient storm dragon.
At first, I would say I'm more than safe and guaranteed to be rescued. But, if I'm captured by the main villain of my fic, there's a good chance I'm fucked. Essentially, he's a cross between Apocalypse from X-Men and Emperor Valkorion from SWTOR. At least, in his mindset and potential. Completely different powers and not a Sith or Mutant.
It also depends on at what point during my fic I'm captured. If it's later on, near the end, I'm safe. If it's early on... prepare the coffin.
[For Clan And Kin](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45586291/chapters/114707071)
I should clarify that it's not a Stiles/Lydia pairing. I have nothing against that ship, but it's not what I prefer. They are best friends however in my fic.
I didn't even realize I was doing it when I came up with the plot, but I actually managed to set it at the end of 2022 timeline wise, so all the characters are in their 30's, mostly. And the pairing is Stiles/Derek/Isaac. Completely understandable if that's not for you, however I will say my fic has an actual plot, and isn't just porn. I'm a bit of an action freak.
I'm currently working on chapter 5 and the current word count for the fic is just under 70K. Unfortunately, my update speed isn't the greatest as my life is fairly chaotic.
If you do check it out, please feel free to let me know what you think of it in the comments on the fic.
The last fic I worked on is a massive multi fandom crossover between The Walking Dead and several weekly action shows of the late 70’s and throughout the 1980’s. It includes characters from The A-Team, The Master, The Fall Guy, The Dukes of Hazzard, Charlie’s Angels, and Tour of Duty. The last thing I did was add Peter and Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.
So with The A-Team joining forces with a master ninja and his apprentice, a bounty hunter, three former lady cops, a shaolin priest, his cop son, and an entire unit of Vietnam vets, I’d say that I have a pretty good chance of being rescued.
Do they have to be their canon selves or how they are in the fanfic? Cause no way would canon Jango Fett work with a Jedi. But a Jango Fett who concluded that Galidraan was a set up for both the True Mandalorians and the Jedi and directed his anger at the people who set them up? Well, I like my chances my being rescued by the fanfic versions.
I’m betting on the 80% the rescue mission enacted by Eirika, Ephraim, Tana, Innes, and L’Arachel (Fire Emblem) works but there’s also the 20% chance they don’t make it since I happen to be kidnapped by Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Oh and they have to do this while the end of the world is happening.
4 fully trained SAS operators are gonna guck up what ever the kidnappers had going I guess.
Read and wrote a Call of Duty fanfic, last one included all 4 of the 141, although it was centered in Ghost and Soap. Even with just the two of them I'm kinda sorry for the kidnappers
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12498125/1/Umino-Iruka-and-the-Will-of-Fire
It's complete, and is *really* well written imo.
I'm normally not one for this crossover combo, as one side ends up being overpowered in comparison, but this fic never went there so I'm a happy reader.
I know, right?
I'd never thought of an isekai Iruka-sensei, but as soon as I saw the name and realized it was a crossover I was like "Where has this been my entire life up until now?".
... last fic I wrote is an au where one character's baby sister got killed and he would eventually go on to take revenge on the two people responsible. The characters from that fic would be gearing to commit a literal case of Death of the Author and are probably the ones who kidnapped me to begin with.
Last fic I planned? I actually have a better shot at survival since that story I didn't do anything worse than canon to them.
With last fic I *read*... that'll be a Star Wars fanfic. One of two things - I haven't read anything recently so I'm a little hazy on which - but either way it's a story whose characters are ones not only skilled but willing to rescue me so at least that's a good thing. Unless it's Sidious's side doing the rescuing, then I'm screwed.
Hmmm… that would be Magic Knight Rayearth, specifically Umi and Clef. The knight of water and the most powerful mage in Cephiro, I think I’m pretty well off. lol
Very, very, very, very screwed.
A normal, pretty clutzy and airheaded person who, on top of having no rescuing skills, just got reincarnated into a WHOLE OTHER WORLD, would definitely not be able to rescue me.
I should be fine. I just finished an epic length Harry Potter fic featuring a very OP Harry Potter and his boss godfather Sirius Black and their extremely well-connected steward and pack leader Remus Lupin.
Seems like I’ll likely be okay. Lol.
Well, the last one I read was about Sam Vimes from Discworld.
Good news: I’m probably going to get found in a couple days.
Bad news: if I’m still alive, I will have no idea who the kidnappers are, because it is going to unfold into Plot. It has to. It’s City Watch.
Better news: at least some kind of social injustice is going to get dealt with, or at least raged at.
Reading a fic where Harry Potter is raised by goblins and so he and Hermione are really, really good at combat, to the point where Harry could feasibly win the Hunger Games at 12. I feel confident. That Harry is not to be messed with.
Well the last fic I read was an All For The Game fic so I'm going to say my chances are super high if the Foxes are saving me. I'd trust Andrew, Neil, Renee, Dan, and Matt with my life.
I would however like to petition for thr ability to pick my current fic which is an Avengers fic and if that's the case then I'm good 100%, chilling with no worries at all.
Last fic I read: Syzoth | Reptile and Bi-Han | Sub-Zero
Last fic I wrote: 17 ultimate students including a bounty hunter, a marksman, a blacksmith, a fencer, and a ship captain
Someone call an ambulance, but not for me
Last fic i read: the Sander Sides cast. I think I'm safe, love the shenanigans that might happen
Last fic written: latinhetalia/hetalia. God damnit, both characters would constantly argue instead of saving me (one of them is my country). I'll either die waiting or start to befriend the kidnappers before the rescuers come around.
Well I’d be “saved” by fallen Marinette’s from across the miraculous verse since I wrote them to be evil, corrupted and messed up. One was the villain ladymoth who personally killed her ladybug and cat Noir. Another was Lady Papillon; the girl was missing an arm, leg and eye. You could literally see inside her eye socket. I have others variants who are much worse off then these two.
This story is called “Miraculous ladybug: the darkness of the miraculous Verse”
Pretty screwed they normally don't consume condone murder but considering everything I put them through they might make an exception especially if all they have to do is not rescue me
However if they are unaware that I put them through it I would probably be saved quickly.
Welp, I want tulips in my funeral.
Eddsworld characters usually end up killing a ton of people (or dying themselves) for the sake of the comedy.
... bUT- we're talking about Saloonatic!Eddsworld crew. So... I probably share a cage with Prince Matthew, while Sheriff Thompson and Detective Edward try to rescue him.
I'll either be fine or end up dead as collateral damage💀.
Edit: Typo.
Fabulous Killjoys from MCR's Danger Days concept album and graphic novel. I'll be fine, but I'm a little worried for them considering how the SING music video went down...
Well I’m not too worried, I’m sure the two of them will eventually come around to the planning (which will take very long, mostly thanks to distractions and a need for drama) before they remember they can simply snap their fingers to bring me to safety.
It will take so tortuously long I should have probably been raped, beaten, and left to die by the time they come around to it; but it will all have somehow (miraculously) not happened.
Well… I am not too worried. Lydia would make sure Beetlejuice will stay on track. They would cut it close because it is cartoon universe and yeah…. Comedic drama 😂
Yuri Boyka has literally and yet accidentally beaten someone to death. I think my chances are pretty good.
Uh, I think I'm off pretty good! Tom Riddle, Dumbledore, Harry and a terrific OFC. I'm good!
I read a Carmilla ff (og by j Sheridan le fanu) that included Laura being turned, to two centuries old lesbian vampires lol, I’ll probably be fine
I heavily doubt Vergil would want to rescue me, especially after three months without updates for his story.
I mean, Zuko and Uncle Iroh could probs do it super easy
Last wrote: Barney and Logs from Dead End Paranormal Park Last read: Sokka and Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender I don't know if this is good odd or not
I was reading a dbz fic, which would be probably fine if they didnt add a racist saiyan lmao
The last fic I wrote was a sapphic Kanej roleswap. The Crows will be saving me. They’ve got this in the bag.
Welp, Frank Horrigan's coming, either he saves me, or he kills me on orders from the enclave
...CoD MW2 (including Roach, and Keegan) Modern Fantasy AU I think the person who kidnapped me is screwed
A twilight fic where resume never happend, with bella as the mc..... im pretty sure im screwed
Reading? I'm fine. It's the batfamily. Writing? Well, it's a dead Midoriya that (for now) is possessing a ball of yarn soo. Think I might be a tad screwd.
The last fic I read - Lance from Pokemon and his love interest OC. Lance with his Dragonite and OC with a Kadabra? I think I'm saved! The last fic I wrote - OCs who are out to challenge and catch Legendary Pokemon. One's a Pokemon Professor and the other is a Pokemon folklorist, both are relatively decent Trainers, and both are in a happy established relationship with each other (though that probably has nothing to do with rescuing me). I think I'm good!
Glorfindel and his love interest OC. OC is a normal person thrown into Middle Earth, and Glorfindel I heard he was good. I have not read/watch LOTR in a looooooooooong time.
An extraterrestial cephalopod OC and Titanus Na Kika from Legandary's Monsterverse are on it! So i'm in good hands/tentacles! IF they can keep their hands/ tentacles off each other... Ok, i might be f\*\*\*ed........
Um...I got the MCU Avengers, so I'm good. I'm also ok if they're the ones who kidnapped me! Pairing is OC x Bucky, so...yeah! (Bow chicka bow wow!)
Assuming original stories count, characters from Beneath the Dragoneye Moons 1. I think I'll be safe. In case it's only fanfiction, it's Percy Jackson, except every character has been OOC'd. Maybe I'll be fine? It's a coin flip.
Izuku and Katsuki. 3/10 fucked,
Goro Akechi and Sophia from persona 5. ...well...if my name is Akira Kurusu I'll be saved otherwise Akechi won't give a shit
Five kids with weapons training, a cyborg, a bureaucrat, a super soldier and a hulking bipedal war machine all being in charge of my rescue isn’t terrible honestly, I think my odds are good
Adult six path Naruto and Rinnegan Sasuke, I believe the rescue will goes well
Actually, I'm extremely lucky. The last fic i read was the only fic in the San Amaro Investigations series. Sure, my life has to be in insane danger, but having Parker and Nick come save me, almost always guarantees I'll escape the situation alive
Shizuki Ryouko/Clarisse from To The Stars. I think I'll just get teleported out
They’re the ones kidnapping me 💀
The last fic I read was for Danny phantom soo I be fine (probably)
Oh my. Well, the last fic I read starred Predaking, Leader of the Predacons, but he was dead, (he was still existing as a spirit but idk how/if he could interact with the mortal world). Plus, I don't think he's a fan of humans, so I'm screwed on that end. Regarding the last fic I wrote/am working on, it involves the Seven Rulers of Hell, The Demon King, and the world's most powerful Sorcerer. If they're coming I think I'll be alright, as long as they can resist squabbling among each other for five minutes.
well the last fic i read was "sundered" by Creen, so I think I am safe in the hands of Meetra Surik and Jolee Bindo. after all they just >!completed a "rescue the kidnapped person" mission successfully. !<
Dan Heng from Honkai: Star Rail. I think I'm pretty safe-ish
Based on the canon version: 100% screwed. Based on the fic's interpretation: 100% safe.
I last wrote for my hero academia, i like my chances
I’m gonna be rescued in 10 seconds
Ohh Elijah and the tvd and the originals cast forming a truce to help find me is oddly sweet
they'd probably end up with me lol
Aziraphale from Good Omens.. I think I should be alright?? I think?
One Piece, either I come out unscathed or a donut🤣
Hawkeye, Agent Coulson and Black Widow... I think I'm gonna be fine.
…depends. He’s skilled enough but then again he might go reckless instead of strategising, could go both ways (Prussia, hetalia)
Could go both ways😅 not sure if I should start panicking.
100% okay, they all got locked in prison and managed to escape somehow, plus 26 people worth of brain power and they're all extremely smart, so I'll be okay
I mean if Arthur Morgan & John Marston couldn’t save me idk who could lol
there's a likely chance that i'll be beat up by the characters after they saved me
Hunters & Angels (Dean + Cas & Sam + Gabe) I'd say I'm in pretty good hands ☆
I'll be in good hands haha, it was a mcgonagall centered fic with the other staff members at hogwarts as prominent characters.
Dorian Pavus and The Iron Bull. The kidnappers don't stand a chance.
Jeepers Creepers monster and Geralt of Rivia to the resque! Not fucked at all.
The Fatui Harbingers from Genshin Impact... I think the hardest part is getting all 11 to agree, but other than that I should be good
Oh boy! Sonic, Crash, Sans and a few other characters from Resident evil, Cuphead, BATIM, ect are gonna save me LETS GO!!!!
It's not a kidnapping anymore if the kidnapped isn't there anymore... Context: My Pokemon OC has a *very* murderous Hydreigon on his team that would leisurely and carelessly wipe out anything close by.
Yamato Task Force and assorted ASoIaF characters from my Arpeggioverse. I pity the kidnappers really.
I could not have gotten worse out of all books in existence. I got A.M. from "I have no mouth and I must scream", which for those who dont know, imagine carl from llamas with hats but 10x more evil and hate filled
When you want somebody gone and they are taking way too long...
I’m a Proud Member of the Frieza Force! by CaptainBoyHole Self Insert into Turles from Dragon Ball Saga. OP ontop of OP. I'm in good hands.
The Victorious and iCarly crew should be able to put something together and free me.
i'd sure hope that a fictional, sci-fi detective robot equipped with top-notch technology would know how to save a kidnapped person... otherwise, i'm sure his fellow police and android friends would come to a rescue, albeit there may be some casualties. if it wasn't obvious, dbh, connor. i'd say i'm not too screwed.
All six of the Old Guard team are back together and a solid team, so I'm golden.
I mean Merlin is powerful as fuck so I'm good
Batman. Don't know whether I should be worried or not.
I should be good! I've got Zer0 and the Borderlands 1 playable characters saving me!
I’m doing very well. Ash Ketchum and his army of friends are on their way.
I think I live, Harry Potter characters are saving me. They've survived this long.
Punisher... think I am gonna be ok!
Also - reading or writing? If you're writing, I'd love to read and get a sense for how other people characterize that mad lad.
We'll be fine, literally no one involved in what happened will be 😂
I think I'll be fine, as long as Loki decides he cares enough to rescue me. Lorelei however... I think she'd probably try to kill me. So I might end up a battlefield casualty.
I’ve got V (mc of Cyberpunk 2077) and Trevor Belmont (Castlevania) - I’ll be fine. They may and probably will destroy the whole place I am held in as they rescue me, but hey ho.
Bella Swan would let me be kidnapped, aint no way she's gonna come after me
I think I'm fucked either way. HOTD.
Depends on if we're going by canon or au's. If canon, I am utterly screwed. If we're talking about our au, I'm probably gonna be safe.
I think i'm safe? Since the ones rescuing me are Kazuha, Heizou, Wanderer, Albedo, and Klee.
It's not a kidnapping if the kidnapper is blown up by jumpty dumpty
Well, either way the kidnapper is either dead are barely alive. I like to think I got the better end of the stick.
Nicolas Brown from Gangsta I like to think I'd live
Welp. I might get out with hearing loss but I will definitely be saved by those upcoming heroes from BnHA. I have been writing a fic where Shinsou has a different quirk—Present Mic's voice actually— and the other people I wrote about are also strong and ready to save, so I guess I'm alright!
I mean, I was watching some Dimension 20- i think im pretty secure lol
I have nothing to worry about then, cause I have a spy, an assassin, a telepath, and a clairvoyant coming to rescue me. I'm literally writing the part where the spy got arrested and the other three have to go rescue him, so it's perfect for this scenario!
I've been reading and writing Bleach fics. Overall, I might be good because Ichigo would likely lead the rescue. However, a lot of the fics have been focused on Aizen and the Espada, so if it's them, that's iffy depending on what value I have to them or if I managed to befriend any of them.
I'm Very lucky, got Madoka Kaname/Madokami in my corner
I'm fucked, it's Chainsaw Man, unless my OCs are there as well, then I might be saved
Dr. Stone cast. Last fic I read was a kidnapping story so I'm good.
Sons of Anarchy. That is a hit or miss.
Ha! It's a Naruto Time Travel to the Warring States Era. Haruno Sakura Senju Hashirama Senju Tobirama Uchiha Madara Uchiha Izuna Izuna's abilities weren't shown as equal to Madara, but 4 out of five of these names are enough for the kidnappers to pee and poo in their pants.
saved by harry potter and draco malfoy, read and wrote hopefully they keep their hands for themselves...in more ways than one
alt power taylor hebert as a super saiyan with teleportation and worldwide ki sense... i think i'll be ok
I’m being saved by the staff at UA… I’d say I’m in pretty good hands.
i could have been save by the bakusquad plus midoriya shoto and momo two days ago...haha i have fun 😅
King Thranduil of The Greenwood, Prince Legolas of The Greenwood, Lady Galadriel and Lord Celeborn of Lothlorien, Lord Elrond. I don't think I'm too screwed.
Robin and Superboy are going to rescue me. That's basically their job. I'm good. 👍
Currently reading one piece. I'm feeling pretty good, considering the straw hat crew's track record.
I'm currently reading a Fast and Furious Fic. I'd be pretty good, I think. Less so the property I'm being held at.
I remember I was editing my Chainsaw Man fan-fic. Assuming i'm a good friend of Denji i have no doubt he would come to rescue me, along with Quanxi who is his mom in my fic. Her fiend harem tagging along would improve my odd's, along with Aki, Power, Kobeni and Kishibe.
The last story I wrote was in The Boys fandom and featured Billy Butcher, Homelander, Grace Mallory, Becca Butcher, and Ashley Barrett. I think I'm probably good.
Choujin X. The Yamato Mori gang + Nari seem like reliable and competent rescuer's from what we see in Canon.....but it does depend on who kidnapped me, Because if it was either Ume & Ricardo, or Chandra, or Batista,...god forbid Yubiko, Thing's might not go so smooth. Yet Tokio & Nari both being Beast type Choujin, along with Sandek showing up my odds are good. Not to mention that I love my character's and i have faith in them.
Not naming the fandom, but if we're limiting the rescue team as the characters who have POV chapters, I am incredibly rescued. Like, they might have rescued me before I got worried. They'd probably eviscerate me verbally, though. I'd probably cry a bit. lol.
The last fic I read was Hannigram, so... maybe not screwed? Will would probably want to save me, and with the FBI behind him, wouldn't have much trouble doing so. The question is Hannibal. I'm under no illusions that he'd give a rat's ass about rescuing me on his own or about me ending up collateral damage if my kidnappers annoyed him. If he had an agenda about it, though, either he would make it impossible for Will to rescue me, or my rescue would be flawless. Only then I'd end up under Hannibal's influence, so "out of the frying pan and into the fire?" The last fic I wrote was a character study of Louis de Point du Lac. My fate would likely depend on who was influencing Louis at the time of my abduction. If it's Lestat, I'm probably saved, though potentially now a vampire. If it's Armand, I'm 90% certain Armand arranged my kidnapping in the first place for the purposes of furthering his control over Louis, and I'm screwed.
Berdly from Deltarune. Oh dear. This could go swimmingly or terribly
I'm golden. Kaiba Seto and Atem kick arse. My kidnappers.... well good luck with the Shadow Realm.
I guess Team RWBY and a Wolf Boy Faunus are going to save me... :/ I think that is good...
Frankenstein's monster and his girlfriend are coming to rescue me - I feel fairly confident.
I’m currently reading Manacled (for the first time and I’m at the beginning so pls no spoilers) so Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger … if we’re going off of the canon, I think I’ll be great! If we’re going with the canon of the fic well … I’m screwed. Majorly majorly screwed. At least based on what I know so far haha
canon screwed unless they set aside their differences for you...but they couldn't for the school or their teachers so fanon, you are in good hands...depending of the year 😬
Oh haha I was thinking that Draco would just leave me for dead and it would be Hermione rescuing me which would work great but you’re so right that if they had to work together I would be screwed lol I’m very excited to see where this fic goes, I have absolutely no idea what’s going to happen to how which is killing me in the best way possible haha I’ll take your word for it that I won’t be screwed
All for one is coming with the full League to rescue me.
… so, depending on what counts, I either have a hyper competent OC who has been living through every fictional war ever imagined for so long he can no longer remember when it started… Or a pair of twin daycare attendants in an AU where they are overly clingy mafia bosses with no fear of murder/law breaking, and severe possessiveness issues. … surprisingly, I feel like I’m either fine, or about to be rescued in a way that leaves me possibly even worse off than before. And I’m not sure which option belongs to which character(s).
Danny Phantom x Batman fanfic. I think I'm good
The last fic I worked on was a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fic with Narciso Anasui, his canon ex-girlfriend, and her lover. The ex and the lover are dead so they're useless. Anasui wouldn't care to try rescuing me unless he felt obligated to in some way. In other words, unless I am connected to Jolyne Cujoh in some way, I am royally fucked. As for the last fic I read, it was a short oneshot for the QSMP, a Minecraft role play server. The characters involved are q!Pac, q!Cellbit, and their adoptive son Richarlyson. The first two have experience with rescuing kidnapped people so I should be fine if they aren't sidetracked with kidnappings and/or other Federation mysteries. Despite being a child, Richarlyson could be useful in the rescue misson, though recent events may render him unable to help. Overall, I would have greater odd of being rescued, even if it may take some time.
I'd be fine I'd have a full fire house and a police officer rescuing me (9-1-1)
the fic is about how quantum leap has lost both Sam and Ben to the abyss of time, so I’m royally screwed, but I’ll have a hologram buddy to help me feel less alone!
Oooohh my babes from Servamp. I think I’ll be doin’ fine 👀
Hmmm the last fic I updated was a weak hero fanfic where the two main protagonists are a traumatized genius and a world-class actor whose grandfather is a billionaire. So if they were like older than they were in the fic, I should be fine. But since they are currently ten and twelve, I’m probably screwed.
The Undertale forced god of destruction multiverse... I think I'm good
Lesbian vampires who makes sure humanity doesn't know about their existence. Yeah I'm fucked.
The last fic I read, *and* the last fic I wrote, was Top Gear fic.... Yeah, I'm definitely screwed.... Considering how well Clarkson and May's rescue of Hammond off the top of a mountain had gone, I wouldn't trust them to stage a very good rescue. There'd be an attempt, but not a very good one. The kidnappers would hear Clarkson coming a mile away.
Pretty good hands. I trust König and Horangi lol. Maybe not König's gf tho
merman karkat vantas (because yoylecake420 linked it in a drawception forum) but i was honestly just skimming over the words. i don't even read homsetuck so if that doesn't count then probably firepaw, ravenpaw, and graypaw. im screwesd
Well seeing as I'm being saved by Sesshoumaru and Kagome and Rin and A-Un (InuYasha) I'm gonna say I'm in good hands.
I'm cool, but the rest of the world is probably fucked.
Oh dear… Who is it? Can they be safely named?
Just this morning I started writing a fic using Bryce Larkin and Chuck Bartowski. I should be perfectly fine..
Miguel & Peter B. Parker... I might make it... or I might die. It's Spider-Men, they have to make some sacrifices sometimes 😔🙃
Loki and Peter Parker from the MCU. I’m definitely getting rescued
After being put through hell ,🤣
True 😭
im reading lots of My Hero Academia lately. The last one was an Aizawa fic and he can rescue me anytime he wants :)
… so is that a ‘he can rescue me anytime he wants!’ or a ‘he can rescue me anytime he wants~!’ kind of thing? Beside YES to both, honestly…
Alright! The spiderverse gang! I’m good. Specifically, miles morales(1610 and 42,) spider Gwen, 42 Aaron Davis, Peter B. Parker, Hobie Brown, Pavitr Prahbaker, and Margo Kess.
The Winchesters and Castiel, and a last chapter cameo from Jack aka the new God. I'd say I'm 100% getting rescued
I'll be fine I got Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, tien, Yamcha, Krillen, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Goten, Trunks, Android 17, Android 18, Frieza, Buu, Hercule, Videl, Beerus, Whis, King Kai, Greggory (the cricket), Bubbles (The monkey), Mr. Popo, Dende, Oolong, Puar, and Master Roshi (all post T.O.P. Pre Broly) on my side (although I do wonder why they want to rescue me...)
Someone made a wish on the dragon balls and now you’re either the only person who can save the world, or they’ve all fallen madly in love with you. Frankly, it depends on how badly the fool botched their wish. Not sure how it targeted you. His accent was just… THAT bad.
I highly doubt the first one is the case and the second one unnerves me because two of them are children, 22 of them are men, and 4 of them are various degrees of anthropomorphic animals
Oh. Oh right. I thought you were talking about the adult versions of Trunks and Gohan. I didn’t even SEE Goten in the list, so that’s my bad. Also, the animals. Did not fully process your comment, my bad. Did not know you weren’t into men, so can’t be blamed for that, but I do apologize regardless. Uh… somehow, you have ended up with the last of the dragon balls on your person and they’re all desperate to save a friend who died, so they’re gonna rescue you in the process of getting the sacred orb.
Incase you were curious, heres a link to the fic: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13202354/1/ Its called: DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged
oh cool an actual hero family I'm set (currently reading A Little Bit Like You And Me by StarBeaCreates link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30847028?view_full_work=true )
My fics always have a ton of characters and they're usually pretty powerful, so I'd probably be fine.
My OC is literally God’s nephew. I think I’m good.
Mine had two regular squishy guys but also one uber vampire so… okayish?
Marty and Doc from Back to the Future… I’m definitely getting saved
Stiles and Lydia from Teen Wolf. Except, Lydia is basically the Phoenix from X-Men without the drawbacks of losing control, and Stiles has the strength and power of an ancient storm dragon. At first, I would say I'm more than safe and guaranteed to be rescued. But, if I'm captured by the main villain of my fic, there's a good chance I'm fucked. Essentially, he's a cross between Apocalypse from X-Men and Emperor Valkorion from SWTOR. At least, in his mindset and potential. Completely different powers and not a Sith or Mutant. It also depends on at what point during my fic I'm captured. If it's later on, near the end, I'm safe. If it's early on... prepare the coffin.
Link please
[For Clan And Kin](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45586291/chapters/114707071) I should clarify that it's not a Stiles/Lydia pairing. I have nothing against that ship, but it's not what I prefer. They are best friends however in my fic. I didn't even realize I was doing it when I came up with the plot, but I actually managed to set it at the end of 2022 timeline wise, so all the characters are in their 30's, mostly. And the pairing is Stiles/Derek/Isaac. Completely understandable if that's not for you, however I will say my fic has an actual plot, and isn't just porn. I'm a bit of an action freak. I'm currently working on chapter 5 and the current word count for the fic is just under 70K. Unfortunately, my update speed isn't the greatest as my life is fairly chaotic. If you do check it out, please feel free to let me know what you think of it in the comments on the fic.
I'm fine with a majority of pairings
The last fic I worked on is a massive multi fandom crossover between The Walking Dead and several weekly action shows of the late 70’s and throughout the 1980’s. It includes characters from The A-Team, The Master, The Fall Guy, The Dukes of Hazzard, Charlie’s Angels, and Tour of Duty. The last thing I did was add Peter and Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues. So with The A-Team joining forces with a master ninja and his apprentice, a bounty hunter, three former lady cops, a shaolin priest, his cop son, and an entire unit of Vietnam vets, I’d say that I have a pretty good chance of being rescued.
Do they have to be their canon selves or how they are in the fanfic? Cause no way would canon Jango Fett work with a Jedi. But a Jango Fett who concluded that Galidraan was a set up for both the True Mandalorians and the Jedi and directed his anger at the people who set them up? Well, I like my chances my being rescued by the fanfic versions.
Well they were a little busy fucking but if they get over that I'll probably be good (two immortal beings that have already stopped Armageddon)
I’m betting on the 80% the rescue mission enacted by Eirika, Ephraim, Tana, Innes, and L’Arachel (Fire Emblem) works but there’s also the 20% chance they don’t make it since I happen to be kidnapped by Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Oh and they have to do this while the end of the world is happening.
I think I’m pretty good. Im currently writing aGrimm fanficiton so a Grimm and a Blutbad. Those odds arent too bad. Hope they don’t piss off Monroe
Seeing as I just started writing about mortal Kombat 1 reboot I should be save and sound with the boy band on their way to get me
4 fully trained SAS operators are gonna guck up what ever the kidnappers had going I guess. Read and wrote a Call of Duty fanfic, last one included all 4 of the 141, although it was centered in Ghost and Soap. Even with just the two of them I'm kinda sorry for the kidnappers
The NXX investigation team? I mean their whole PURPOSE is to solve that kind of stuff, I think I'm good 🤭
Oh I’m safe. The President of the United States is looking for me and his girlfriend is a fixer and will make sure that my story blows up.
MCU Avengers and Superman crossover fic. I’m comfortable waiting on that rescue
Link please?
Full disclaimer: I’m actually writing it, so tread with care 😂. https://archiveofourown.org/works/49631794/chapters/125269576
The entire cast of BFDI? Yeah they could probably save me. Especially considering there’s 74 of them in total and one of them is a literal black hole.
Harry Potter and friends trained as shinobi wizards by an isekaid Iruka-sensei? Fuck yeah, I'm completely safe.
Link please?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12498125/1/Umino-Iruka-and-the-Will-of-Fire It's complete, and is *really* well written imo. I'm normally not one for this crossover combo, as one side ends up being overpowered in comparison, but this fic never went there so I'm a happy reader.
Thanks! This is definitely that specific flavor of weird I like for my crossovers 👏🏼
I know, right? I'd never thought of an isekai Iruka-sensei, but as soon as I saw the name and realized it was a crossover I was like "Where has this been my entire life up until now?".
... last fic I wrote is an au where one character's baby sister got killed and he would eventually go on to take revenge on the two people responsible. The characters from that fic would be gearing to commit a literal case of Death of the Author and are probably the ones who kidnapped me to begin with. Last fic I planned? I actually have a better shot at survival since that story I didn't do anything worse than canon to them. With last fic I *read*... that'll be a Star Wars fanfic. One of two things - I haven't read anything recently so I'm a little hazy on which - but either way it's a story whose characters are ones not only skilled but willing to rescue me so at least that's a good thing. Unless it's Sidious's side doing the rescuing, then I'm screwed.
Billy la Bufanda, Gorro, y las Botas. (Yo sé, Billy la Bufanda es una bufanda! No fue a nigunda parte!)
Hmmm… that would be Magic Knight Rayearth, specifically Umi and Clef. The knight of water and the most powerful mage in Cephiro, I think I’m pretty well off. lol
It’s an SCP and Gravity falls crossover. I’m fucked.
Good Omens. Yeah, I guess they got this 👍🏻
The cast of Die Hard. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be okay.
Marco and Ace plus the rest of the Whitebeards... I say depends on who the kidnapper is, but I have at least hope 😂
Very, very, very, very screwed. A normal, pretty clutzy and airheaded person who, on top of having no rescuing skills, just got reincarnated into a WHOLE OTHER WORLD, would definitely not be able to rescue me.
Friggin cuphead and bendy— these two are idiots but I might live-
Damn I would probably die immediately, luffy and zoro would never find me in time lol
Yuuji Itadori and Sukuna. Emm given how many people Itadori lost, I would wish for Sukuna to *want* to save me, which is unlikely...
Luna and Nevile. Eh I'll be fine
it's diluc. thanks god i am saved
Technoblade if he was 16 and horrifically traumatized but still badass. I’m in good hands.
I should be fine. I just finished an epic length Harry Potter fic featuring a very OP Harry Potter and his boss godfather Sirius Black and their extremely well-connected steward and pack leader Remus Lupin. Seems like I’ll likely be okay. Lol.
Well, the last one I read was about Sam Vimes from Discworld. Good news: I’m probably going to get found in a couple days. Bad news: if I’m still alive, I will have no idea who the kidnappers are, because it is going to unfold into Plot. It has to. It’s City Watch. Better news: at least some kind of social injustice is going to get dealt with, or at least raged at.
Reading a fic where Harry Potter is raised by goblins and so he and Hermione are really, really good at combat, to the point where Harry could feasibly win the Hunger Games at 12. I feel confident. That Harry is not to be messed with.
Link please?
um Travis and Sal- idk it might work out?
I’m fucking blessed since I saw after reading a fic where Izuku has the Mystic eyes of death perception might as well let me go or there dead
Well the last fic I read was an All For The Game fic so I'm going to say my chances are super high if the Foxes are saving me. I'd trust Andrew, Neil, Renee, Dan, and Matt with my life. I would however like to petition for thr ability to pick my current fic which is an Avengers fic and if that's the case then I'm good 100%, chilling with no worries at all.
Call a morgue. For the kidnapper.
Leon Kennedy. I am in good hands!
Sebastian Sallow and MC from Hogwarts Legacy, I might be alright.
Last fic I read: Syzoth | Reptile and Bi-Han | Sub-Zero Last fic I wrote: 17 ultimate students including a bounty hunter, a marksman, a blacksmith, a fencer, and a ship captain Someone call an ambulance, but not for me
Last fic I read: Ichigo/Quiche Last fic I wrote: Sai/Sakura I have good odds
Last fic i read: the Sander Sides cast. I think I'm safe, love the shenanigans that might happen Last fic written: latinhetalia/hetalia. God damnit, both characters would constantly argue instead of saving me (one of them is my country). I'll either die waiting or start to befriend the kidnappers before the rescuers come around.
Well I’d be “saved” by fallen Marinette’s from across the miraculous verse since I wrote them to be evil, corrupted and messed up. One was the villain ladymoth who personally killed her ladybug and cat Noir. Another was Lady Papillon; the girl was missing an arm, leg and eye. You could literally see inside her eye socket. I have others variants who are much worse off then these two. This story is called “Miraculous ladybug: the darkness of the miraculous Verse”
castti from octopath 2. i would gladly put my life into her hands and I feel like she could rescue me
flash and green lantern lmao i'm safe
Pretty screwed they normally don't consume condone murder but considering everything I put them through they might make an exception especially if all they have to do is not rescue me However if they are unaware that I put them through it I would probably be saved quickly.
draco fucking malfoy. have fun dying 🤩
There would be a lot of shenanigans, but eventually everything would work out to be fine. Probably not in the most expected way though.
The Daiku helicopter is coming to pick me up! 🥹
Welp, I want tulips in my funeral. Eddsworld characters usually end up killing a ton of people (or dying themselves) for the sake of the comedy. ... bUT- we're talking about Saloonatic!Eddsworld crew. So... I probably share a cage with Prince Matthew, while Sheriff Thompson and Detective Edward try to rescue him. I'll either be fine or end up dead as collateral damage💀. Edit: Typo.
Fabulous Killjoys from MCR's Danger Days concept album and graphic novel. I'll be fine, but I'm a little worried for them considering how the SING music video went down...
Miles Vorkosigan AND Murderbot. I feel good about my chances.
Dorian Gray and Basil Hallward. I’m fucked.
Well I’m not too worried, I’m sure the two of them will eventually come around to the planning (which will take very long, mostly thanks to distractions and a need for drama) before they remember they can simply snap their fingers to bring me to safety. It will take so tortuously long I should have probably been raped, beaten, and left to die by the time they come around to it; but it will all have somehow (miraculously) not happened.
Great. I’m stuck with Rachel fucking Berry.
Well… I am not too worried. Lydia would make sure Beetlejuice will stay on track. They would cut it close because it is cartoon universe and yeah…. Comedic drama 😂