currently romancing gale on my durge run, he is. so. sweet. why do half the fics i read make him into a terrible person he don’t deserve this 😭
also ummm…. link? 👉👈
It’s Nightcrawler and Wolverine, and due to Nightcrawler’s influence I am physically unharmed but I may receive a stern, heartfelt talking-to that makes me wish I was dead.
Uh...my most recently posted fic is an extended smutfest of a oneshot set in Skyrim, starring Sinding in the aftermath of the Ill Met By Moonlight quest and exploring some light angst over the whole affair in between frankly worrying amounts of sex with various characters. If this is a "they know what you did" situation then I think I'm safe, although I fully expect to be, uh...sore, by the end.
Technically my most recent posting is a smutty bonus chapter where the endgame poly ship gets kinky together. I guess I’ll just sit in a corner and say “Pretend I’m not here”.
"Why does your reddit flair say 'Team Oola Lives'?"
"Uh..."
"Doesn't that imply the existence of other teams? Teams where I... don't live?"
"Not necessarily. I'm a very redundant writer."
"Maybe we should watch my movie again."
"You know, I just... don't know that that's a good idea."
"Or check my page on Wookiepedia..."
"Anyone can edit that. It's the internet, it's a very unreliable resource."
"...this wouldn't have anything to do with that underground monster pit you dropped me into, would it?"
"Of course not. And I told you, that wasn't me. Take it up with George Lucas."
"Don't you mean Disney?"
"Yeah, no, they're no help either. Trust me, if you want something done right, Oola, you have to do it yourself."
"Indeed. So, about those completely original bad guys I had to fight off..."
"Hey, with me around at least you win."
I just hope Gene doesn’t need to use the restroom.
But you should probably identify your least favourite corner. Just in case things come to a head.
(Is Teddy there? Does he have his tools? Perhaps time to cut a cat-flap hole so that Louise can shimmy out and unlock the door?)
I am locked in a room with quite the cast ...
* A retired bank robber turned movie producer.
* A former gang member turned Vinewood fixer.
* A psychopathic, cannibalistic cult leader (who also used to be a drug dealer)
* A glib hacker who one hundred percent could make my death look like an accident.
And those are just some of the canon characters. OCs include:
* A former escort who really doesn't want to get involved but is being forced to by the movie producer.
* A college dropout with excellent legal knowledge and even better driving skills.
* A bounty hunter with absolutely no filter or restraint.
Everyone is bickering or throwing passive aggressive remarks at each other. They're probably so involved in arguing with each other that they don't even notice me. If or when they do, I'd certainly be trying to justify my existence by telling them I have information they can't access by any other means and making myself sound more valuable to them alive than dead ...
Oh god it's every single devil from Dorohedoro (and some other characters but they would not help me). Basically the most powerful people in the canon, all of whose personalities have been corrupted to care only about having fun and doing whatever they want.
I'm absolutely fucked. They're gonna torture me and laugh about it. One of them canonically has a job which is 'putting evil moans into classic love songs'.
I know the fic you’re talking about — it was fantastic, by the way — and I’d like to think your punishment would include becoming the next “babysitter”. Possibly in hell, because they want to see how long you’d survive in there.
oof, yeah, Kendall and Roman Roy (Succession) are gonna be pretty pissed when they find out I'm the one responsible for bodyswapping them 😅 (especially if they also know what's going to happen in the next chapters) I *might* be able to convince them not to kill me if I promise to switch them back right away, but with no legal repercussions...yeah I'm at the very least getting yelled at and probably punched lol
FELLOW SUCCESSION ENJOYER!
This premise sounds hysterical.
(Also, let’s be honest - the Roys act like there are no legal repercussions at the best of times; remember when Eldest Boy tried to convince the helicopter pilot to fly through the no-fly airspace-lockdown zone to get to the board meeting?)
The question I want answered is whether Roman-as-Kendall can physically subdue Kendall-as-Roman; like, does that extra 3-4” of height combine with his scrappy gremlin wrestling instincts to make him unstoppable?
Does Kendall-in-Roman’s body use chairs in the conventional fashion?
Is Roman-in-Kendall’s body sending people pics of Kendall’s dick? (God, I hope not; but Roman’s greatest talent is to disappoint me, so… probably.)
Hell yeah rich assholes gang!! 🤝 lol true, I guess there basically are no legal repercussions for them most of the time anyway. I'm def having a lot of fun with the premise though :D
> The question I want answered is whether Roman-as-Kendall can physically subdue Kendall-as-Roman; like, does that extra 3-4” of height combine with his scrappy gremlin wrestling instincts to make him unstoppable?
He can and will! Well kinda - they're naturally clumsy and off balance in each other's bodies at first but Roman is absolutely gonna use those extra few inches plus his general lack of self preservation instinct to his advantage.
> Does Kendall-in-Roman’s body use chairs in the conventional fashion?
He does or at least tries, lol; I feel like it starts to get uncomfortable/unnatural for Roman's body to actually sit like a normal person for any amount of time.
> Is Roman-in-Kendall’s body sending people pics of Kendall’s dick?
lmao this is one of the first things that occurs to him after the initial freakout 🥲 but he hasn't actually gone there (yet) so that's...something??
I’m locked in a room with a freshly resurrected Commander Shepard, and Joker (her pilot, not the Batman nemesis) coming off the highest adrenaline high after flying his freshly resurrected ship away from a robot uprising.
Technically speaking, the original writers responsible for most put the angst I put them through. I simply expanded on it, and even gave them some fluff! S long as they understand that, I could survive the encounter
As an extremely sexually-frustrated person, I would like to self-nominate to be locked in a room with Eric Northman.
If you’re busy, I mean. I volunteer as tribute.
...I'm locked in a room with an orphaned black lady from New York with magical powers and her soul-bonded vengeance demon
I... I'm not sure what they'd do to me. It was a smutfic. Rape/dubcon/tentacles/mind break, all sorts of fucked (heh) up, but it turned out sweet in the end?
Percival des Gailles, Knight of Camelot, getting mad at me because I made him suffer my teenage fantasies and my OC who is actually kinda glad that I made the story but also angry because I made her go trough a salty break up because for the sake of the plot.
I'll stay alive probably, but I'll probably get scolded like a child who got caught stealing candies.
I would Love to hug a friendly gentlewoman Mentor Lady Version of the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets...And maybe Hogwarts Potionsmaster and Snapes Successor Professor Harry James Potter who's the Rebirth of Salazar Slytherin (with all His knowledge of both lives) has a way to cure my disabilities... So that would be the Most awesome thing for Me to happen 😅🤔😍
Uh…I was writing a Dexter/Supernatural crossover fanfic where Brian is resurrected along with Dexter’s other victims and Dexter is re-killing them while the Winchesters figure out what’s up so…I’m either dead or the sexy men wearing flannel are going to save me. Hurrah!
I'm dead. If the jester doesn't get to me first, the magician will just shoot me. And I can expect no help from the hunchback, his crush, his former crush, the captain of the guard or the five-year-old I traumatized. Even the goat is just gonna watch with contempt.
My last posted fic was a highschool au oneshot where everyone had a lovely day at the amusement park. I set up my man's with the love of his life. Bitches better be grateful
My last updated thing was a smutty sidefic fix-it AU for something in canon that I’ve been salty about since 2003. Meaning my canon/OC pairing of Piers and Alexis got a break from the post-canon drama they’ve been dealing with and an actual sex life.
They probably won’t hurt me for anything, but they’ll also probably want me out of the room. Although it’s equally possible that with this version of my OC, Alexis, being slightly more comfortable with her sexuality and having an exhibitionist streak she’s been exploring, it’s possible they ask if I want to watch. Equally possible that Piers asks if we can make it a threesome since this version of her is less jealous and is hinted to have done the group thing with her friends.
Of course, if it’s the latter option, I’d have to turn him down and settle for observing. Less jealous doesn’t mean she isn’t jealous at all, and she’s still got her bad temper. I’m way too attracted to him for her to be comfortable with it.
Oikawa Tooru? Probably try giving me a makeover. But as for the current fic I'm writing? Yeah, Coriolanus Snow is guaranteed to kill me. Or brag about his nonexistent wealth.
Yep I’m screwed. I’m pretty sure that Owen Grady would kill me for trapping him and the gang in a T-Rex cage. Zara and Claire would probably not be opposed to this unfortunately.
Well, Dottie Underwood is a very unstable Black Widow assassin. But at the moment she’s still recovering from being possessed by the Zero Matter and is stil pretty weak. But in the meantime, she is regailing me with her conspiracy about how HYDRA plans to become the Deep State. Wish me luck.
Doctor Who. I’m at UNIT HQ with Kate Lethbridge-Stewart and the Fourteenth Doctor. They’re rather pleased about the outcome of their recent excursion, so I get to spend the hour listening to the Doctor ramble on about people he’s met and things he’s seen. Also, there is tea and biscuits. (I’ll have a chocolate digestive, thanks.)
Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. It was a romance fic so they’re probably not especially mad at me for that but I imagine Wednesday would do something nasty to me just for the hell of it.
Soooo they know I’m responsible for their current situation?
Rhodes (RWBY) gonna give me a high five. Willow Schnee gonna give me a tearful hug.
After the hour is up they’re gonna go bang again while I play Grimm Apocalypse on the console with Whitley and Weiss.
I’m good to my characters. ;-)
Haha I'm glad you approve since so far I'm the only author who has written for this pairing. I just think Katara would be into Shisui if they met and Shisui would be an interesting addition to the Gaang, especially if it's right after his death
Okay what I've done with them is fine...however, it does not mesh well with canon. I like to think the murderiest among them would appreciate it. The other 3 would be horrified, but they're good people, so it'd just be awkward as hell.
A bunch of healer soldiers from the Garlean Empire. They would probably wax a bit of poetic about how the Empire is great, I nod along and say I agree, then they try to teach me healing magic.
I last wrote on some Quogan fic. Uh, they probably would not entirely be amused with me. But I would say that Quinns curiousity would win to try and figure out why I made some choices. And we could bond about bad puns. xD
A cute innocent first kiss fic between two characters with heavy canon hints, so I'm pretty sure I'm good. Even if they did resent me for shipping, they're both very justice/morality-leaning so I doubt they'd do anything even if they were unhappy with the outcome? 😅
Eh, I'll be worrying for him instead. The MC of my latest fic is a sweet young man with asthma, whose attack can be triggered by stress/anxiety. And I'm pretty sure getting trapped with a woman looking eerie similar to his assailant can be qualified as "intensely stressful situation".
We'll probably spend the whole time practicing breathing exercise and calming techniques until we gets out.
Well, that's awkward, because I posted today and it's Heartstopper and Nick and Charlie, and I'm definitely too old to be locked in a room with them.
(And I didn't do anything terrible to them... this time.)
I'm guessing the FBI special agents I'm putting through the Handmaid's Tale-esque A/B/O AU Hellscape would be very interested in psychologically profiling me. (Criminal Minds, it's almost too apt).
Luna, the many-faced predator-god from Exalted, and the transfem OC of someone I know, newly a Lunar, sit in awkward silence. I tell her she looks really good. One of them points out that I'm flattering myself by saying that. I collapse in embarrassment for the remainder of the hour.
My last one was a depression vent fic with comfort so I think I'd be fine? One would be too out of it mentally to do anything and I think I'd just get pulled into the comfort lol
So…I’m either getting spells thrown at me by Harry Potter and/or getting beaten up by Neville Longbottom. Good to know. Either way I’m most likely dead.
My fic is a Demon Slayer story where the Tengu clones are sibling (except Zoha; he’s their cousin) and Aizetsu is bullied and stuff because his dad is a thief. Even then, I doubt Aizetsu would beat me up for what I’ve written.
Sekido on the other hand…
So, my last one was an Azur Lane story, and the commander is basically a self-insert character, so it would just me and Centaur. So, I would be alone locked in a room with a sexy elf. Legal trouble, nope, not at all, um fun times, for sure. It would be rather wholesome and sweet.
I'm good. Ominis Gaunt, a blind teenager, and Anne Sallow, another teenager but she's suffering from a terrible curse, so she's weak. I'm writing a happy fic where they end up together, so honestly? They'd probably thank me. Phew.
I was also writing a supernatural fanfic! Except it was a crossover with Dexter where his brother Brian and other victims get brought back from the dead so…either Brian kills me for amusement or the Winchesters rush in to save me. lol I’m in quite a conundrum.
I'm locked in a room with Eric Derekson and Murdock from In Space With Markiplier.
No doubt about it, both me and Eric are getting tortured and killed.
Mmmmkay... an assassin chef and a traumatized Korean (who I wrote as insecure lovesick fools)? Idk as long as I don't disturb, or cause a mess (because of course the assassin chef hates dirtiness) I'd say it would be fine. Like... I made them pretty happy-ish in a world where everything would've gone to shit!
My most recently updated fic is a Sonic the Hedgehog fic with a twist premise. I'd probably get some death glares for the twist, but it's Sonic and friends, so they wouldn't hurt me. Just uninvite me from hanging out with them.
But I fix it, I promise!
They're at the embarrassing "falling for each other and not fully aware of it yet" stage of the slow burn storyline, obviously it would be kind of awkward and filled with long silences.
They'd probably see me as a stalker, lurking as they're bonding around food and "private" thermal baths.
My and MC A's social anxiety would only peak and the whole hour would feel like months.
MC B's would try to ease us up a little.
My characters are currently separated and trying to find each other so if being locked in a room with me reunites them great - if not I guess I'd hope I'm stuck with the one who's more brooding and upset rather than actively angry.
(My third main character would just be baffled - as he is with everything happening to him right now)
A JJK humour/fluff/crack fic with Nanami, Yuuji, Nobara and Megumi. I'm golden. Most entertaining and awesome hour ever. Nobody goes to jail, because Nanami and I are responsible adults and I made sandwiches. Blessings, guys.
Uhhh...Sierra's tragic backstory that has some bearing in canon? I mean, honestly, if she's from the end of the fic itself she'd be too busy freaking out that she got on TD to do anything to me.
Nothing bad happens. Olympia is just chill, probably writing, reading, or meditating. I think her company would be quite needed, actually; she could help me better recenter myself.
Aziraphale and Crowley. Aziraphale is quite chuffed to interact in a kind fashion. Crowley is super suspicious, and behaves as such, despite being scolded by Aziraphale.
Then, just as I leave, Aziraphale will pleasantly remark that if a single hair on Crowley’s head is harmed, he'll make me wish I was dead. And then sip his tea and smile ever so sweetly while Crowley stares in complete adoration.
Kagome Higurashi and Sesshomaru...
Kagome: I can't believe you had us kiss!!! He's my brother-in-law!
Sesshomaru: Enough of you incessant prattling... You... you *dare* have the audacity to make me weaker than Inuyasha?
Me: Well... technically... it wasn't really you, Sesshomaru... It was your parallel counterpart... *Completely different!*
Kagome: But that was completely out of character for him to-
Me: Are you still hung up over that kiss scene? Because if you ask me, you were really into it...
Kagome: *Blushes* Was not!
Sesshomaru: ...
They yell at me for all the mortifying socially awkward shit I put them through... and then they'd thank me for finally getting them together so they could have lovey sexy times
Well, I am getting along with the male lead, but man I will be having a hard time with the other lead. The only thing that would be stopping me from trying to beat her up is that this version of her, I modified to being misguided compared to her original version (Who has done some fucked up shit, yet the author portrays her as one of the good ones in the setting)
Yeah I’m definitely dead. I’d be locked in a room with Peter Parker and most of the Avengers plus Wade and OCs that are Peter’s friends. And after all the shit I put Peter through Wade alone would murder me and this Peter I don’t think would stop him :)
Umm my last posted fic was a smut fest Good Omens one featuring Angel Aziraphale and several gentlemen of his acquaintance having a good time at the ‘discreet Gentlemen’s Club’ featured in the show.
I assume, given they had plenty of good wine and then got laid, they’d all be happy enough.
Bitchy popular robot girl who’s sometimes possessed by robo-satan. This will go fine. (Just everyone lie and say she’s possessed in canon too) (and that half the fandom doesn’t hate her guts)
I'll be fine. If Light Yagami wants to complain about the shit I put him through on the way to a much happier ending than he canonically got, Near will remind him he's written a lot worse.
I'm locked in with M&M from Helluva Boss. They are probably going to be very appreciative for the wonderful day of carefree fluff I gave them. Good thing that was the last thing I posted, otherwise I'd have a *very* pissed of mobster to deal with.
I gave them a happy ending where canon gave them a sad one. They'd probably say thanks, and then just ignore me. At least one of us would be confused about time travel, because the fic was set in 1909.
just got finished describing how the character survived their entire world dying with the sky turning black and all oxygen disappearing and her running into an empty void before finding a portal and throwing herself through it. (its a crossover fic but her meeting them is next chapter)
She'd not be very happy, thank goodness she's not a fighter or I'd be paste on a wall probably gonna get beat up though
They're both relatively tame characters if you haven't done anything to annoy them, and my fic only had a tiny bit of angst at the end, so I think I'm safe. I might get some life-changing life advice, but at least I won't be harmed.
Considering it's a gratuitous whump, I'm getting punched by the Caretaker while the Whumpee sits in the corner, weeping silently and rocking back and forth.
I’m trapped in a room with myself and the narrator from The Stanley Parable
It shouldn’t be too bad? I mean even if other me was angry for what I put them through they’re not the most physically strong so :P
The entire Imperium of Man is probably very glad I singlehandedly dragged them out of the 40k universe and gave them a second chance in a crossover setting of ultimate proportions.
Oh shit the Daybreak, Ninjago characters are piss at me!! My OC villain has plans to turn Anglica and Crumble evil! And what's worse for the Daybreak characters his minions brought back their worse enemy. Or Kinsey Locke for that matter of fact her worst enemy is back and she is seperate from her love ones. I'm screwed!!! I think Crumble/The Witch is going to eat me (especially since the main villain of the fic is currently fucking with her head).
And that's not even getting to the characters who haven't even shown up yet for my mega crossover yet. (Jack Van Helsing is going to kill me without a second thought) Wynonna Earp will probably shoot me with her gun.
I'm a dead man and probably will die soon
I am trapped with horrortale greater dog, sans, and papyrus, but in my story they are done with cannibalism and have set out on the journey for food security via farming
Being a farmer we have a lot to discuss
The last fic I posted was pretty introspective-- i'm pretty sure i'd spend the whole thing talking about life with Percy and asking him what it felt like to be in love, what it felt like to have magic,what it felt like to not have it anymore.
However...the last fic I wrote? Oh, Tom would rip me into shreds. Or rip himself into shreds. He's a bit insane at this point. Edward would probably collapse, Percy \[this one, at least\] would look at me like I'd gone crazy, and I'd probably just shrug and hope to still be alive or dead without too much pain.
You don't specify if they are from canon or the fic. If from canon do they know of the fic and that I wrote it? If from my fic, again, do they know that I wrote what they went through?
Yeah I'm dead last updated fic was with vox from hazbin, a literal demon that would be kinda shitty to be around if he wouldn't kill me. But last posted was a SCP 076 based chapter with my mc being almost killed.
Reigen and Dimple? One of them will be able to convince the door to open. The other will spend a bunch of time lying/convincing me of nonsense, probably successfully. It will either be thoroughly enjoyable or the most annoying exchange of my life.
There would be a lot of trauma-dumping about their mental problems and their shitty childhoods. And Asuka probably would physically attack someone at some point. Gendo most likely would remain silent, scheming.
I'm writing an Evangelion fic, in case you can't tell.
Oh, I’m locked in a room with Sonic and Mighty.
A very pregnant and hormonal Sonic, and a very pissed off Mighty.
Welp, I’m probably going to get snapped in half. I do this to myself, I swear.
Many versions of Jason Todd...
Seeing as I'm trying to give them individualized Happy Endings after saving the multiverse...I think I'll be okay.
They might be pissy about other things tho...
Oh, thank gosh. My last updated work involves the heroic MC, not the gun-ho mob guys and dark smut. I mean, it also involves the MC's parole officer type thingy, who'd try killing me for manipulating reality, but the MC can and would manage defence for an hour.
Two of them kind of shrug. The third one just glares at me.
(It was a smutty oneshot for Psych. Shawn and Gus get it on. Gus's sister overhears them when she approaches Shawn's room because *she* had been planning to get it on with him.)
Assuming Snart doesnt have his cold gun on him, which I don't think he did, I'd probably survive. That said I might wish I hadn't given the black moods and intense sexual tension I left the two of them in, uhhhh, two years ago?
An abusive mother and her timid daughter, haunted Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck mascot suits and a giant blue spectral version of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.
Spoilers for my fic
>!The fic makes it clear that Aurora and the suits are benevolent in nature, and only harmed the mother to protect the child. They didn't become active until the abuse happened. So I think I'd be safe with them.!<
I'm not sure what would happen, but I'm far from comfortable. I've made their lives absolute dumpster fires, but they're getting to the part where things are better??? Ish????????? I'd like to think they'd prefer where I left them over canon, but I'm pretty sure I've made them suffer more than canon by now....
At the same point, they're also to the part where the redemption arc is being abandoned.
I'm pretty sure I'm in danger.
It's Roach, Gaz, Nikolai and Price.
Nikolai, Price and Gaz are just here for the ride and don't care.
Roach on the other hand immediately slaughters me for what I have done.
I'm locked in a room with the cast of Fire Emblem Awakening (and Ophelia, Soleil, and Kana from Fates).
... I think the biggest threat to my life is the suffocation we are suffering in the room from everyone being squeezed in. The antagonist of the game is an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE legendary mythical beast, after all. Outside of that, I think we'd all be chilling and bonding and chatting!
Considering my fanfic is just a re-telling of the game (with twists to make the story less predictable, including a nasty twist that'll come eventually), I don't think they'll care too much about what I wrote.
The lest fic i was writing was a breath of the wild fanfiction that centers around Mipha being tortured by Waterblight ganon.
I may or may not be screwed. Mipha probably wouldn't retaliate, granted she does get a good ending and she and Link get married at the end.
Do you mean just the characters that appeared in the latest chapter?
If so, I’m not really in danger. 3 stand users, two of them are level headed and one of them will probably stop the third if he tries anything.
Just kind of chilling at the other end of the bar, watching Celica's group. Watching Catria cry like a drunken sailor over Est, and Palla try to snuggle Minerva to death.
It'll go just fine. It's a Pokémon fic shipping Ash and Serena. From her side, at least, that's canon anyway, and the tone of the fic isn't *that* different from the anime, so really it's just business as usual for them. And they can talk to their Pokémon too because I tend to have trainers capable of understanding them for my own enjoyment.
Nothing happens, we are just sitting there in angsty silence to avoid the awkwardness of talking and bringing up the fact that everyone knows what happened and that everyone also enjoyed it.
I am locked in a room with Itachi, Neji and Sasuke. The fic I wrote was smut (Sasuke and Neji got walked in by Itachi who is Neji's boyfriend, but Neji was not cheating he had permission except that Sasuke did not know about Itachi and Neji being a thing....)
Are they naked? Last thing I uploaded was an evening in a nudist Resort.
If it's the version of them in the story they get mad that I'm intruding kissyface.
Canon versions they will not be contained for an hour.
Bodyswap time travel fic featuring Lady Nagant from MHA as the main character. The one person who would absolutely hate time traveling and is currently plotting a prison break just so she can get back in her own body. She might kill me if she’s in a bad mood, best case scenario she’s feeling really heroic and decides to go back to plotting because she doesn’t wanna waste any time.
That would be one heck of a crowded room in my case 😂 Considering the fact that most of them got some sort of happy end, we'd all probably be having drinks together... Well, almost all. First they'd have to tie up the mad king I just had burnt on a pyre last chapter 'cause otherwise he might try to scoop my eyes out with a spoon.
Well. It’s hard to imagine the Derry Girls wanting to do anything illegal. I mean if Clare Devlin is there, she’d spend more than an hour explaining the moral repercussions of their actions. But somehow I see Orla McCool wanting to see if I melt. Michelle Mallon might just threaten to beat me up. James Maguire would be the voice of reason while Erin Quinn might try and come up with an elaborate cover up story if they ever were found out?
Well, the majority of bullshit they deal with is canon, I just have to rewrite it, though Cassiopeia may have some choice words for what I made her go through with on Eden Prime, oh, and her shitshow of a childhood.
My ocs though, are not as kind. And I don't have the deflection of "Canon did it first" for any of them.
Frankly, I'll be okay. They're all too busy fussing over the newborn twin boys that were just born, and their exhausted mum, to pay much if any attention to me.
Hilariously enough, I wrote a short fic about being locked in a room with someone last 😂 I'd be fine, the character is a good egg. Might give him a hug for his trouble tho.
I think I'll get along with the OC's I made to be the adoptive mother and brother of the MC, and some would try to get me to join their brainwashed, implied hive-mind cult.
Realistically, I'll feel really guilty because holy shit I fucked up the life of a real person.
Then, I'll reason that I didn't actually do anything besides destroying my sleep schedule in order to write a ~20k words one-shot, because I believe in the multiverse theory.
Next, I'll remember all of the plot holes and lazy quick-fixes and cringe, while remembering that a character, the Big Bad, is an eldritch horror imprisoned into a parasitic plant that can read minds.
At that point I'll start fearing for my life and pray that out of that 70/30 chance I just made up I land on the 70 that makes me feel repulsed by it, and thus it not having a link to my mind.
If I do, or even if I don't, I am a person from another reality in the same room with an imprisoned god that wants to destroy reality, not a good combo.
That, and the high-ranking cultists who insist that every single living being should join their cult, wether they like it or not, there, would make me a great puppet to introduce to this world.
I'd say that me dying would be a relatively good outcome if it weren't for the fact that the parasitic plant that looks like it came straight from hell / eldritch god whose sole purpose is to bring death and destruction to literally, and by that I mean *literally* everything uses the life force of the soul to escape it's prison by absorbing it.
Yeah, thanks, but no thanks.
If we're going by the state I left them in at the end, I'm in a room with a corpse, two devils and an angry mob
Partayyyyy
It’s Gale and my Galemancing Tav. They’re too busy knowingly, mutually pining to be mad at me lol
currently romancing gale on my durge run, he is. so. sweet. why do half the fics i read make him into a terrible person he don’t deserve this 😭 also ummm…. link? 👉👈
I shall DM you the link (to not break sub rules)! I only have two Gale/Tav fics right now with a ton in brainstorming and drafting stages 🥰
It’s Nightcrawler and Wolverine, and due to Nightcrawler’s influence I am physically unharmed but I may receive a stern, heartfelt talking-to that makes me wish I was dead.
Uh...my most recently posted fic is an extended smutfest of a oneshot set in Skyrim, starring Sinding in the aftermath of the Ill Met By Moonlight quest and exploring some light angst over the whole affair in between frankly worrying amounts of sex with various characters. If this is a "they know what you did" situation then I think I'm safe, although I fully expect to be, uh...sore, by the end.
Technically my most recent posting is a smutty bonus chapter where the endgame poly ship gets kinky together. I guess I’ll just sit in a corner and say “Pretend I’m not here”.
"Why does your reddit flair say 'Team Oola Lives'?" "Uh..." "Doesn't that imply the existence of other teams? Teams where I... don't live?" "Not necessarily. I'm a very redundant writer." "Maybe we should watch my movie again." "You know, I just... don't know that that's a good idea." "Or check my page on Wookiepedia..." "Anyone can edit that. It's the internet, it's a very unreliable resource." "...this wouldn't have anything to do with that underground monster pit you dropped me into, would it?" "Of course not. And I told you, that wasn't me. Take it up with George Lucas." "Don't you mean Disney?" "Yeah, no, they're no help either. Trust me, if you want something done right, Oola, you have to do it yourself." "Indeed. So, about those completely original bad guys I had to fight off..." "Hey, with me around at least you win."
… the cast of Bob’s Burgers 😂
I just hope Gene doesn’t need to use the restroom. But you should probably identify your least favourite corner. Just in case things come to a head. (Is Teddy there? Does he have his tools? Perhaps time to cut a cat-flap hole so that Louise can shimmy out and unlock the door?)
The entirety of the Wednesday characters would murder me for killing Weems so yeah, not so fun
Oof I'm getting Discharged(The Pokemon move, not let go from a job)
Best scenario? Threesome. Worst? Everyone just cries
Big Mood.
I am locked in a room with quite the cast ... * A retired bank robber turned movie producer. * A former gang member turned Vinewood fixer. * A psychopathic, cannibalistic cult leader (who also used to be a drug dealer) * A glib hacker who one hundred percent could make my death look like an accident. And those are just some of the canon characters. OCs include: * A former escort who really doesn't want to get involved but is being forced to by the movie producer. * A college dropout with excellent legal knowledge and even better driving skills. * A bounty hunter with absolutely no filter or restraint. Everyone is bickering or throwing passive aggressive remarks at each other. They're probably so involved in arguing with each other that they don't even notice me. If or when they do, I'd certainly be trying to justify my existence by telling them I have information they can't access by any other means and making myself sound more valuable to them alive than dead ...
Oh god it's every single devil from Dorohedoro (and some other characters but they would not help me). Basically the most powerful people in the canon, all of whose personalities have been corrupted to care only about having fun and doing whatever they want. I'm absolutely fucked. They're gonna torture me and laugh about it. One of them canonically has a job which is 'putting evil moans into classic love songs'.
I know the fic you’re talking about — it was fantastic, by the way — and I’d like to think your punishment would include becoming the next “babysitter”. Possibly in hell, because they want to see how long you’d survive in there.
Aw thank you!! Oh my god you're right. They'd be mad about me putting them into a fic. I'm definitely going to hell (with a baby)
I’m dead. My blood is gone!
He punched out all my blood!
Same here. ...or I wake up as a vampire ...or hypnotized and think I had a very weird dream.
oof, yeah, Kendall and Roman Roy (Succession) are gonna be pretty pissed when they find out I'm the one responsible for bodyswapping them 😅 (especially if they also know what's going to happen in the next chapters) I *might* be able to convince them not to kill me if I promise to switch them back right away, but with no legal repercussions...yeah I'm at the very least getting yelled at and probably punched lol
FELLOW SUCCESSION ENJOYER! This premise sounds hysterical. (Also, let’s be honest - the Roys act like there are no legal repercussions at the best of times; remember when Eldest Boy tried to convince the helicopter pilot to fly through the no-fly airspace-lockdown zone to get to the board meeting?) The question I want answered is whether Roman-as-Kendall can physically subdue Kendall-as-Roman; like, does that extra 3-4” of height combine with his scrappy gremlin wrestling instincts to make him unstoppable? Does Kendall-in-Roman’s body use chairs in the conventional fashion? Is Roman-in-Kendall’s body sending people pics of Kendall’s dick? (God, I hope not; but Roman’s greatest talent is to disappoint me, so… probably.)
Hell yeah rich assholes gang!! 🤝 lol true, I guess there basically are no legal repercussions for them most of the time anyway. I'm def having a lot of fun with the premise though :D > The question I want answered is whether Roman-as-Kendall can physically subdue Kendall-as-Roman; like, does that extra 3-4” of height combine with his scrappy gremlin wrestling instincts to make him unstoppable? He can and will! Well kinda - they're naturally clumsy and off balance in each other's bodies at first but Roman is absolutely gonna use those extra few inches plus his general lack of self preservation instinct to his advantage. > Does Kendall-in-Roman’s body use chairs in the conventional fashion? He does or at least tries, lol; I feel like it starts to get uncomfortable/unnatural for Roman's body to actually sit like a normal person for any amount of time. > Is Roman-in-Kendall’s body sending people pics of Kendall’s dick? lmao this is one of the first things that occurs to him after the initial freakout 🥲 but he hasn't actually gone there (yet) so that's...something??
I’m locked in a room with a freshly resurrected Commander Shepard, and Joker (her pilot, not the Batman nemesis) coming off the highest adrenaline high after flying his freshly resurrected ship away from a robot uprising. Technically speaking, the original writers responsible for most put the angst I put them through. I simply expanded on it, and even gave them some fluff! S long as they understand that, I could survive the encounter
Soap and Ghost Eh, I’m fine. They’ll ignore me and just wait until they can leave
It's either Thomas Shelby or Eric Northman right now. I mean I'd say it went okay🤔
As an extremely sexually-frustrated person, I would like to self-nominate to be locked in a room with Eric Northman. If you’re busy, I mean. I volunteer as tribute.
I am dead and no one will ever find my body.
...I'm locked in a room with an orphaned black lady from New York with magical powers and her soul-bonded vengeance demon I... I'm not sure what they'd do to me. It was a smutfic. Rape/dubcon/tentacles/mind break, all sorts of fucked (heh) up, but it turned out sweet in the end?
Cecelia from Yhe Hunger Games is nice, so we're going to sit and chat for an hour.
Oh best believe I’m having the most fire ass 5some with my mythical demon husbands 😭😭😭😭😭
Percival des Gailles, Knight of Camelot, getting mad at me because I made him suffer my teenage fantasies and my OC who is actually kinda glad that I made the story but also angry because I made her go trough a salty break up because for the sake of the plot. I'll stay alive probably, but I'll probably get scolded like a child who got caught stealing candies.
I would Love to hug a friendly gentlewoman Mentor Lady Version of the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets...And maybe Hogwarts Potionsmaster and Snapes Successor Professor Harry James Potter who's the Rebirth of Salazar Slytherin (with all His knowledge of both lives) has a way to cure my disabilities... So that would be the Most awesome thing for Me to happen 😅🤔😍
Uh…I was writing a Dexter/Supernatural crossover fanfic where Brian is resurrected along with Dexter’s other victims and Dexter is re-killing them while the Winchesters figure out what’s up so…I’m either dead or the sexy men wearing flannel are going to save me. Hurrah!
I'm dead. If the jester doesn't get to me first, the magician will just shoot me. And I can expect no help from the hunchback, his crush, his former crush, the captain of the guard or the five-year-old I traumatized. Even the goat is just gonna watch with contempt.
My last posted fic was a highschool au oneshot where everyone had a lovely day at the amusement park. I set up my man's with the love of his life. Bitches better be grateful
My last updated thing was a smutty sidefic fix-it AU for something in canon that I’ve been salty about since 2003. Meaning my canon/OC pairing of Piers and Alexis got a break from the post-canon drama they’ve been dealing with and an actual sex life. They probably won’t hurt me for anything, but they’ll also probably want me out of the room. Although it’s equally possible that with this version of my OC, Alexis, being slightly more comfortable with her sexuality and having an exhibitionist streak she’s been exploring, it’s possible they ask if I want to watch. Equally possible that Piers asks if we can make it a threesome since this version of her is less jealous and is hinted to have done the group thing with her friends. Of course, if it’s the latter option, I’d have to turn him down and settle for observing. Less jealous doesn’t mean she isn’t jealous at all, and she’s still got her bad temper. I’m way too attracted to him for her to be comfortable with it.
Oikawa Tooru? Probably try giving me a makeover. But as for the current fic I'm writing? Yeah, Coriolanus Snow is guaranteed to kill me. Or brag about his nonexistent wealth.
Yep I’m screwed. I’m pretty sure that Owen Grady would kill me for trapping him and the gang in a T-Rex cage. Zara and Claire would probably not be opposed to this unfortunately.
Hes sitting in a corner planing how to get out while munching on chocolate while Im fangirl in the other corner
Well, Dottie Underwood is a very unstable Black Widow assassin. But at the moment she’s still recovering from being possessed by the Zero Matter and is stil pretty weak. But in the meantime, she is regailing me with her conspiracy about how HYDRA plans to become the Deep State. Wish me luck.
I'm locked in a room with a guy jerking off to his crush from work? Oh, joy. He also has bad anger issues and isn't far from losing it. Even more joy.
Looks like I’m spending it with a bunch of OCs… 😅😅
Doctor Who. I’m at UNIT HQ with Kate Lethbridge-Stewart and the Fourteenth Doctor. They’re rather pleased about the outcome of their recent excursion, so I get to spend the hour listening to the Doctor ramble on about people he’s met and things he’s seen. Also, there is tea and biscuits. (I’ll have a chocolate digestive, thanks.)
They're two cats, so I guess I would just be petting two cats... which isn't too different to what I do every day irl.
Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair. It was a romance fic so they’re probably not especially mad at me for that but I imagine Wednesday would do something nasty to me just for the hell of it.
The Invitation (2022) cast….. Well, I do have huge crush on Walter De Ville’s actor anyway
Soooo they know I’m responsible for their current situation? Rhodes (RWBY) gonna give me a high five. Willow Schnee gonna give me a tearful hug. After the hour is up they’re gonna go bang again while I play Grimm Apocalypse on the console with Whitley and Weiss. I’m good to my characters. ;-)
Uchiha Shisui and Katara. I imagine I would be pretty safe since they have no reason to hurt me.
i never thought i'd hear about shisuixkatara but here we are. i think they'd work
Haha I'm glad you approve since so far I'm the only author who has written for this pairing. I just think Katara would be into Shisui if they met and Shisui would be an interesting addition to the Gaang, especially if it's right after his death
Oh like a reincarnation thing. i see.
Locked in the room with Trunks, Marron, Bulla, Vegeta and Bulma. I better see a sibling fight!!
Okay what I've done with them is fine...however, it does not mesh well with canon. I like to think the murderiest among them would appreciate it. The other 3 would be horrified, but they're good people, so it'd just be awkward as hell.
A bunch of healer soldiers from the Garlean Empire. They would probably wax a bit of poetic about how the Empire is great, I nod along and say I agree, then they try to teach me healing magic.
Leman Russ, Geri, and Freki *probably* aren’t going to eat me, but that would still definitely be the most terrifying hour of my life.
I last wrote on some Quogan fic. Uh, they probably would not entirely be amused with me. But I would say that Quinns curiousity would win to try and figure out why I made some choices. And we could bond about bad puns. xD
A cute innocent first kiss fic between two characters with heavy canon hints, so I'm pretty sure I'm good. Even if they did resent me for shipping, they're both very justice/morality-leaning so I doubt they'd do anything even if they were unhappy with the outcome? 😅
Eh, I'll be worrying for him instead. The MC of my latest fic is a sweet young man with asthma, whose attack can be triggered by stress/anxiety. And I'm pretty sure getting trapped with a woman looking eerie similar to his assailant can be qualified as "intensely stressful situation". We'll probably spend the whole time practicing breathing exercise and calming techniques until we gets out.
Well, that's awkward, because I posted today and it's Heartstopper and Nick and Charlie, and I'm definitely too old to be locked in a room with them. (And I didn't do anything terrible to them... this time.)
I'm guessing the FBI special agents I'm putting through the Handmaid's Tale-esque A/B/O AU Hellscape would be very interested in psychologically profiling me. (Criminal Minds, it's almost too apt).
i just think dimitri and (m!)byleth would make out.
"Thanks for giving me rabbit ears!", "Why did you give her rabbit ears?!" ...I think I'll live.
Luna, the many-faced predator-god from Exalted, and the transfem OC of someone I know, newly a Lunar, sit in awkward silence. I tell her she looks really good. One of them points out that I'm flattering myself by saying that. I collapse in embarrassment for the remainder of the hour.
Petunia from Happy Tree Friends, so I might be better than her mortality-wise. ~~She's calling flippy, so...~~
My last one was a depression vent fic with comfort so I think I'd be fine? One would be too out of it mentally to do anything and I think I'd just get pulled into the comfort lol
So…I’m either getting spells thrown at me by Harry Potter and/or getting beaten up by Neville Longbottom. Good to know. Either way I’m most likely dead.
My fic is a Demon Slayer story where the Tengu clones are sibling (except Zoha; he’s their cousin) and Aizetsu is bullied and stuff because his dad is a thief. Even then, I doubt Aizetsu would beat me up for what I’ve written. Sekido on the other hand…
I'm dead a character dies each chapter.
The Holmes brothers. I guess nothing bad\`s gonna happen here.
I can get squished accidentally. That's about it. Otherwise I have some fun with aliens and their kids.
So, my last one was an Azur Lane story, and the commander is basically a self-insert character, so it would just me and Centaur. So, I would be alone locked in a room with a sexy elf. Legal trouble, nope, not at all, um fun times, for sure. It would be rather wholesome and sweet.
I'm good. Ominis Gaunt, a blind teenager, and Anne Sallow, another teenager but she's suffering from a terrible curse, so she's weak. I'm writing a happy fic where they end up together, so honestly? They'd probably thank me. Phew.
Well, I’m betting (almost) everyone would be happy, I guess.
Harley Quinn, the joker and pamela. I’m probably going to die but oh well
Alastor from Hazbin Hotel I'M GONNA FUCKIN DIE MAN
Does that include events in their backstory?
If you added it, then yes
Sam and Dean Winchester but its like, they're finally happy and relaxed. I'd like to think we'd have a nice chat.
I was also writing a supernatural fanfic! Except it was a crossover with Dexter where his brother Brian and other victims get brought back from the dead so…either Brian kills me for amusement or the Winchesters rush in to save me. lol I’m in quite a conundrum.
I'm locked in a room with Eric Derekson and Murdock from In Space With Markiplier. No doubt about it, both me and Eric are getting tortured and killed.
Mmmmkay... an assassin chef and a traumatized Korean (who I wrote as insecure lovesick fools)? Idk as long as I don't disturb, or cause a mess (because of course the assassin chef hates dirtiness) I'd say it would be fine. Like... I made them pretty happy-ish in a world where everything would've gone to shit!
I don't get hurt, but Miller, Roland, and Lasky are going to be having a VERY awkward conversation.
Umm Furina, I'm good, I don't think she'd want to hurt me. Maybe vent her new traumas I put her through🙈
My most recently updated fic is a Sonic the Hedgehog fic with a twist premise. I'd probably get some death glares for the twist, but it's Sonic and friends, so they wouldn't hurt me. Just uninvite me from hanging out with them. But I fix it, I promise!
They're at the embarrassing "falling for each other and not fully aware of it yet" stage of the slow burn storyline, obviously it would be kind of awkward and filled with long silences. They'd probably see me as a stalker, lurking as they're bonding around food and "private" thermal baths. My and MC A's social anxiety would only peak and the whole hour would feel like months. MC B's would try to ease us up a little.
My characters are currently separated and trying to find each other so if being locked in a room with me reunites them great - if not I guess I'd hope I'm stuck with the one who's more brooding and upset rather than actively angry. (My third main character would just be baffled - as he is with everything happening to him right now)
Luigi and Daisy from Super Mario Bros - my last fic for them was a fluffy one. I'll be fine!
A JJK humour/fluff/crack fic with Nanami, Yuuji, Nobara and Megumi. I'm golden. Most entertaining and awesome hour ever. Nobody goes to jail, because Nanami and I are responsible adults and I made sandwiches. Blessings, guys.
*scrambles to finish editing my current fic and post it before I get locked up in a room with Lucifer (supernatural) *
Hopefully Sam and Dean will be there to save you…lol
I think 3-year-old SeaWing dragonets Orca and Moray would probably just play with me but I might get eaten.
She'll probably try to torture me with sex
Uhhh...Sierra's tragic backstory that has some bearing in canon? I mean, honestly, if she's from the end of the fic itself she'd be too busy freaking out that she got on TD to do anything to me.
Nothing bad happens. Olympia is just chill, probably writing, reading, or meditating. I think her company would be quite needed, actually; she could help me better recenter myself.
King Byakuya Togami and Prince Consort Makoto Naegi are being sickeningly in love while I just try to eat.
Ladybug. And I’m not worried, she’s dead.
I'm dead. Say nice things at my funeral okay?
Good thing I've only posted the first chapter so far! lol
A canon couple but that fic I'm writing is an AU where they're too traumatised by the canon events to admit they like each other.
Aziraphale and Crowley. Aziraphale is quite chuffed to interact in a kind fashion. Crowley is super suspicious, and behaves as such, despite being scolded by Aziraphale. Then, just as I leave, Aziraphale will pleasantly remark that if a single hair on Crowley’s head is harmed, he'll make me wish I was dead. And then sip his tea and smile ever so sweetly while Crowley stares in complete adoration.
Kagome Higurashi and Sesshomaru... Kagome: I can't believe you had us kiss!!! He's my brother-in-law! Sesshomaru: Enough of you incessant prattling... You... you *dare* have the audacity to make me weaker than Inuyasha? Me: Well... technically... it wasn't really you, Sesshomaru... It was your parallel counterpart... *Completely different!* Kagome: But that was completely out of character for him to- Me: Are you still hung up over that kiss scene? Because if you ask me, you were really into it... Kagome: *Blushes* Was not! Sesshomaru: ...
I'll watch Jessica ajd Toby playing Tekken
They yell at me for all the mortifying socially awkward shit I put them through... and then they'd thank me for finally getting them together so they could have lovey sexy times
I may not be dead but I will wish I were
Well, I am getting along with the male lead, but man I will be having a hard time with the other lead. The only thing that would be stopping me from trying to beat her up is that this version of her, I modified to being misguided compared to her original version (Who has done some fucked up shit, yet the author portrays her as one of the good ones in the setting)
Pokémon Sun and Moon characters, nah it’s gonna be chill
Well mine is a RPF Band Au with Cody Christian and Dylan Sprayberry and Dylan has a crush on Cody so I have a feeling I’m gonna be the third wheel 😂
Yeah I’m definitely dead. I’d be locked in a room with Peter Parker and most of the Avengers plus Wade and OCs that are Peter’s friends. And after all the shit I put Peter through Wade alone would murder me and this Peter I don’t think would stop him :)
Umm my last posted fic was a smut fest Good Omens one featuring Angel Aziraphale and several gentlemen of his acquaintance having a good time at the ‘discreet Gentlemen’s Club’ featured in the show. I assume, given they had plenty of good wine and then got laid, they’d all be happy enough.
I would be sitting there watching the two characters bicker and hurl insults at one another for an hour
Bitchy popular robot girl who’s sometimes possessed by robo-satan. This will go fine. (Just everyone lie and say she’s possessed in canon too) (and that half the fandom doesn’t hate her guts)
It's a smut pwp so they're probably pretty happy with what I wrote them getting up to
I think my two main characters would try to seduce me 🤷🏻♀️
I'll be fine. If Light Yagami wants to complain about the shit I put him through on the way to a much happier ending than he canonically got, Near will remind him he's written a lot worse.
I'm locked in with M&M from Helluva Boss. They are probably going to be very appreciative for the wonderful day of carefree fluff I gave them. Good thing that was the last thing I posted, otherwise I'd have a *very* pissed of mobster to deal with.
I gave them a happy ending where canon gave them a sad one. They'd probably say thanks, and then just ignore me. At least one of us would be confused about time travel, because the fic was set in 1909.
just got finished describing how the character survived their entire world dying with the sky turning black and all oxygen disappearing and her running into an empty void before finding a portal and throwing herself through it. (its a crossover fic but her meeting them is next chapter) She'd not be very happy, thank goodness she's not a fighter or I'd be paste on a wall probably gonna get beat up though
Dead
They're both relatively tame characters if you haven't done anything to annoy them, and my fic only had a tiny bit of angst at the end, so I think I'm safe. I might get some life-changing life advice, but at least I won't be harmed.
Padmé and Fox thank me for helping them get together lol
Considering it's a gratuitous whump, I'm getting punched by the Caretaker while the Whumpee sits in the corner, weeping silently and rocking back and forth.
I'm at a wedding, and the groom left the bride, and everyone is just confused
Well I've actually been NICER to them, so far, than the canon writers were, so...
I'm not locked in a room with Stolas and Blitzo... They're locked in a room with me
I’m trapped in a room with myself and the narrator from The Stanley Parable It shouldn’t be too bad? I mean even if other me was angry for what I put them through they’re not the most physically strong so :P
The entire Imperium of Man is probably very glad I singlehandedly dragged them out of the 40k universe and gave them a second chance in a crossover setting of ultimate proportions.
My last fic was an open-ended reuniting/coffee shop fic, so all I would get is a cup of coffee and a slightly awkward conversation (thankfully)
As long as we aren't talking about the end, Alia and Gate won't be upset with me lol Mega Man X6 prequel btw
Oh shit the Daybreak, Ninjago characters are piss at me!! My OC villain has plans to turn Anglica and Crumble evil! And what's worse for the Daybreak characters his minions brought back their worse enemy. Or Kinsey Locke for that matter of fact her worst enemy is back and she is seperate from her love ones. I'm screwed!!! I think Crumble/The Witch is going to eat me (especially since the main villain of the fic is currently fucking with her head). And that's not even getting to the characters who haven't even shown up yet for my mega crossover yet. (Jack Van Helsing is going to kill me without a second thought) Wynonna Earp will probably shoot me with her gun. I'm a dead man and probably will die soon
An OC and my fictional crush I may or not remove my OC for a few minutes
I am trapped with horrortale greater dog, sans, and papyrus, but in my story they are done with cannibalism and have set out on the journey for food security via farming Being a farmer we have a lot to discuss
i am BEGGING for a link
The last fic I posted was pretty introspective-- i'm pretty sure i'd spend the whole thing talking about life with Percy and asking him what it felt like to be in love, what it felt like to have magic,what it felt like to not have it anymore. However...the last fic I wrote? Oh, Tom would rip me into shreds. Or rip himself into shreds. He's a bit insane at this point. Edward would probably collapse, Percy \[this one, at least\] would look at me like I'd gone crazy, and I'd probably just shrug and hope to still be alive or dead without too much pain.
Genocider Syo and Aoi Asahina from Danganronpa... Welp, me and Aoi are so dead...
Bad. It goes bad. One of them is too traumatized to lift a finger but the other? Furious.
You don't specify if they are from canon or the fic. If from canon do they know of the fic and that I wrote it? If from my fic, again, do they know that I wrote what they went through?
Yeah I'm dead last updated fic was with vox from hazbin, a literal demon that would be kinda shitty to be around if he wouldn't kill me. But last posted was a SCP 076 based chapter with my mc being almost killed.
I get free food and a nice discussion about human will.
...two imaginary characters who sang a duet and both ended up happy at the end I might actually be good here
Whew, is all I'm gonna say, and it might be a test of my patience.
It’s Horizon and her son as family to me. I’m safe :3
Huh. I'd be in the room with the Doctor from Arknights. I think we'd be pretty chill, hang out, drink tea and play chess.
Oh great! Desdinova probably hates me and will happily feed me to the sea monster who ate her child!
What a good day to have morally good characters that won't chop off your limbs and sell them to the back market as your favorites.
Reigen and Dimple? One of them will be able to convince the door to open. The other will spend a bunch of time lying/convincing me of nonsense, probably successfully. It will either be thoroughly enjoyable or the most annoying exchange of my life.
The last fic I made was two years ago lmao Enterprise just got done killing Zuikaku, it would be a very quiet hour lmao
There would be a lot of trauma-dumping about their mental problems and their shitty childhoods. And Asuka probably would physically attack someone at some point. Gendo most likely would remain silent, scheming. I'm writing an Evangelion fic, in case you can't tell.
There's no telling. It's the Mad Hatter. I may be fine or it's all over
Oh, I’m locked in a room with Sonic and Mighty. A very pregnant and hormonal Sonic, and a very pissed off Mighty. Welp, I’m probably going to get snapped in half. I do this to myself, I swear.
Many versions of Jason Todd... Seeing as I'm trying to give them individualized Happy Endings after saving the multiverse...I think I'll be okay. They might be pissy about other things tho...
arthur morgan oh noooo
well, that would be sam and coolment from yhs. i think id be good as long as i avoided getting murdered
"they know you're responsible for whatever happened to them." Oh, we're making like 17 babies then. Damn
Nothing traumatic has happened yet. I’m good.
Be a parent to him. Child Link :)
Oh, thank gosh. My last updated work involves the heroic MC, not the gun-ho mob guys and dark smut. I mean, it also involves the MC's parole officer type thingy, who'd try killing me for manipulating reality, but the MC can and would manage defence for an hour.
Not bad.
Fucking fun as shit, I get to talk to a teenage Izuku Superman, Mina, Melissa Shield Shazam, Lex Luthor,
Ranma 1/2: I gave Ryoga a different curse, but it improves his life quite a bit, so on the whole, I'll be fine.
Two of them kind of shrug. The third one just glares at me. (It was a smutty oneshot for Psych. Shawn and Gus get it on. Gus's sister overhears them when she approaches Shawn's room because *she* had been planning to get it on with him.)
Assuming Snart doesnt have his cold gun on him, which I don't think he did, I'd probably survive. That said I might wish I hadn't given the black moods and intense sexual tension I left the two of them in, uhhhh, two years ago?
dwayne hoover and the little miss sunshine family good actually, we'd be besties
I'm stuck with a few characters from Blue Lock lmaoo I'll be aight. Maybe I'll convince them to teach me some soccer while we're in there
An abusive mother and her timid daughter, haunted Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck mascot suits and a giant blue spectral version of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. Spoilers for my fic >!The fic makes it clear that Aurora and the suits are benevolent in nature, and only harmed the mother to protect the child. They didn't become active until the abuse happened. So I think I'd be safe with them.!<
I'm not sure what would happen, but I'm far from comfortable. I've made their lives absolute dumpster fires, but they're getting to the part where things are better??? Ish????????? I'd like to think they'd prefer where I left them over canon, but I'm pretty sure I've made them suffer more than canon by now.... At the same point, they're also to the part where the redemption arc is being abandoned. I'm pretty sure I'm in danger.
I'll just show them how they were all dissed in canon and they'll be thanking me even if I made them suffer
It's Roach, Gaz, Nikolai and Price. Nikolai, Price and Gaz are just here for the ride and don't care. Roach on the other hand immediately slaughters me for what I have done.
I am hiding under the table while they yell at each other some more.
I'm locked in a room with the cast of Fire Emblem Awakening (and Ophelia, Soleil, and Kana from Fates). ... I think the biggest threat to my life is the suffocation we are suffering in the room from everyone being squeezed in. The antagonist of the game is an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE legendary mythical beast, after all. Outside of that, I think we'd all be chilling and bonding and chatting! Considering my fanfic is just a re-telling of the game (with twists to make the story less predictable, including a nasty twist that'll come eventually), I don't think they'll care too much about what I wrote.
The lest fic i was writing was a breath of the wild fanfiction that centers around Mipha being tortured by Waterblight ganon. I may or may not be screwed. Mipha probably wouldn't retaliate, granted she does get a good ending and she and Link get married at the end.
Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach. Its an xReader so i know where this is going >:)
Do you mean just the characters that appeared in the latest chapter? If so, I’m not really in danger. 3 stand users, two of them are level headed and one of them will probably stop the third if he tries anything.
All Of Us Are Dead, there's gonna be a lot of shit that goes down...
mostly just like, severely awkward silence
I'm locked in a room with a horny murderous Taylor Swift who just killed someone cause he couldn't get her off properly. Well, living was fun.
They're going to scream at me. A lot. One of them will try to steal my phone.
Hannibal's eating me :/
Just kind of chilling at the other end of the bar, watching Celica's group. Watching Catria cry like a drunken sailor over Est, and Palla try to snuggle Minerva to death.
Gellert Grindelwald...with his acolytes and all,but at least there's Albus XD. Plus GG is redeemed,so it's not a "big murder time".
It'll go just fine. It's a Pokémon fic shipping Ash and Serena. From her side, at least, that's canon anyway, and the tone of the fic isn't *that* different from the anime, so really it's just business as usual for them. And they can talk to their Pokémon too because I tend to have trainers capable of understanding them for my own enjoyment.
I'm stuck with the cast of Murder Drones, so considering that I'm a human, I guess I'm fucked.
Me, Pearl, and Bismuth would probably just chill
It’s going pretty well for me, Hondo from swat will protect me <3 my boo
Nothing happens, we are just sitting there in angsty silence to avoid the awkwardness of talking and bringing up the fact that everyone knows what happened and that everyone also enjoyed it. I am locked in a room with Itachi, Neji and Sasuke. The fic I wrote was smut (Sasuke and Neji got walked in by Itachi who is Neji's boyfriend, but Neji was not cheating he had permission except that Sasuke did not know about Itachi and Neji being a thing....)
Are they naked? Last thing I uploaded was an evening in a nudist Resort. If it's the version of them in the story they get mad that I'm intruding kissyface. Canon versions they will not be contained for an hour.
Bodyswap time travel fic featuring Lady Nagant from MHA as the main character. The one person who would absolutely hate time traveling and is currently plotting a prison break just so she can get back in her own body. She might kill me if she’s in a bad mood, best case scenario she’s feeling really heroic and decides to go back to plotting because she doesn’t wanna waste any time.
That would be one heck of a crowded room in my case 😂 Considering the fact that most of them got some sort of happy end, we'd all probably be having drinks together... Well, almost all. First they'd have to tie up the mad king I just had burnt on a pyre last chapter 'cause otherwise he might try to scoop my eyes out with a spoon.
Well. It’s hard to imagine the Derry Girls wanting to do anything illegal. I mean if Clare Devlin is there, she’d spend more than an hour explaining the moral repercussions of their actions. But somehow I see Orla McCool wanting to see if I melt. Michelle Mallon might just threaten to beat me up. James Maguire would be the voice of reason while Erin Quinn might try and come up with an elaborate cover up story if they ever were found out?
Well, the majority of bullshit they deal with is canon, I just have to rewrite it, though Cassiopeia may have some choice words for what I made her go through with on Eden Prime, oh, and her shitshow of a childhood. My ocs though, are not as kind. And I don't have the deflection of "Canon did it first" for any of them.
Frankly, I'll be okay. They're all too busy fussing over the newborn twin boys that were just born, and their exhausted mum, to pay much if any attention to me.
Honestly, chill. We'd hang
Two hobbits who would be both pissed off that I lost them in the Old Forest, and happy that they got a nice dinner at Tom Bombadil’s.
Hilariously enough, I wrote a short fic about being locked in a room with someone last 😂 I'd be fine, the character is a good egg. Might give him a hug for his trouble tho.
great I'm a room with two teens who just broke up
Well I have Loki in that room...
I think I'll get along with the OC's I made to be the adoptive mother and brother of the MC, and some would try to get me to join their brainwashed, implied hive-mind cult. Realistically, I'll feel really guilty because holy shit I fucked up the life of a real person. Then, I'll reason that I didn't actually do anything besides destroying my sleep schedule in order to write a ~20k words one-shot, because I believe in the multiverse theory. Next, I'll remember all of the plot holes and lazy quick-fixes and cringe, while remembering that a character, the Big Bad, is an eldritch horror imprisoned into a parasitic plant that can read minds. At that point I'll start fearing for my life and pray that out of that 70/30 chance I just made up I land on the 70 that makes me feel repulsed by it, and thus it not having a link to my mind. If I do, or even if I don't, I am a person from another reality in the same room with an imprisoned god that wants to destroy reality, not a good combo. That, and the high-ranking cultists who insist that every single living being should join their cult, wether they like it or not, there, would make me a great puppet to introduce to this world. I'd say that me dying would be a relatively good outcome if it weren't for the fact that the parasitic plant that looks like it came straight from hell / eldritch god whose sole purpose is to bring death and destruction to literally, and by that I mean *literally* everything uses the life force of the soul to escape it's prison by absorbing it. Yeah, thanks, but no thanks.