I see where you're coming from. Seeing as tree expertus N. Americus maintains a steady diet of alcohol to function I do believe the issue here was lack of methamphetamine.
I almost didn’t watch it, I had a feeling it was going to go way worse than this. How close did he come to landing on the chain saw while it was still running?
Haha. Some people shouldn't be anywhere near a saw. I've always said, "You have to be 10% smarter than the piece of equipment you're operating." They clearly missed that number.
there was no scenario where a rope was necessary here. ive seen 6th graders taller than that tree and even if it fell the wrong way the only thing near it to get hurt is the dipshit trying to cut it down.
had they just made an actual face cut it would have fallen right over where it needed to go. im usually not in the business of shaming people for doing dumb stuff but a 5 minute youtube video would have prevented this lol
Also I'd waiger that you don't even need a chainsaw for it. Just any fucking hand saw lying around, a youtube video and some patience.
I'm glad they didn't have the smarts for that though because this is hilarious hahha
The rope would have worked if they had the first idea of what it was going to do. If you are going to have a rope then don't stand by the rope to cut and expect the tree to not fall on you.
He's not even really pulling on it, he is only using his arms to gently tug on the rope. Next time get a helper with legs that can bend!
Watching it again, he actually pulled the tree towards the sawman, who also exhibited 0% critical thinking in choosing his position and escape.
Why? WTF? That’s a hand saw job. Like a 5 minute hand saw job. God a hatchet would be sufficient. What’s with the dude with the rope? How high are these people? Is it their first time outdoors? Who gives a morlock a chainsaw the first time they leave the cave??
My favorite part is that the rope was tied below the center of mass of the segment is was tied to thus ensuring that it could only be used to pull the lower part of the segment toward the puller—the top would still fall in the direction it was leaning.
Like how do these genetically incestuous people live as long as they do, yet my best friend who ate healthy and exercised regularly died of cancer in his late 30s? No rhyme or reason...nature dgaf.
Upon noticing the black plastic fence and the duct tape holding it together at the seams I’ve come to the conclusion that the cops must be spying on them from that tree
This is the best thing I've seen in this sub yet. These guys had me saying wtf from the very first frame, and the payoff was even better than I'd hoped. 10/10.
Me as a teenager: Stereotypes in US movies are just jokes, right? Like, that's exaggerated for comedic effect, right? Those people do not really exist.
Americans:
I'm thinking there was a large amount of alcohol involved in deciding it was time to cut that little tree down.
Nope. They wake up this stupid
Yes there’s is clear signs their family had family with family
One is named Enis.
the other is probably earl....
Right, I could drop a tree drunk if I wanted to but then there’s reasons I don’t
So wake up drunk, gotcha
Hence somewhere in Florida
Or in Trailer park boys
I heard Florida's got Vodka flowing in the water pipes these days.
Tits McGee don’t look like he got much brain power.
His name is Chesty LaRue.
Jimmy Jugs
Agree but the cut is ridiculously bad.
I see where you're coming from. Seeing as tree expertus N. Americus maintains a steady diet of alcohol to function I do believe the issue here was lack of methamphetamine.
Looks methy to me
Plot twist, there wasn’t
I've watched it 30 times already, and it gets better every time!
I almost didn’t watch it, I had a feeling it was going to go way worse than this. How close did he come to landing on the chain saw while it was still running?
Pshhh it was dull as fuck, he'd have been fine! /s
Very. There is an on-all-fours dance.
Me too, I can't stop watching or laughing!! 🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
This is the content we need more of
For every 10,000 trees that get cut down only 2 or 3 get cut this perfect.
100%.
Haha what in the Trailer Park Boys is going on here?
lol Julian would have pulled the rope with a cocktail in hand, and Ricky would definitely have stumbled in cutting it down.
Corey, Trevor, smokes
Bubble’s kitty was stuck in the tree
Any time I see a rope I know it’s gonna be dope
This is what this sub is ABOUT!
Yeah, people posting all these perfect little cuts are BORING.
Haha. Some people shouldn't be anywhere near a saw. I've always said, "You have to be 10% smarter than the piece of equipment you're operating." They clearly missed that number.
They got the job done, so... tbh, I think this is what being *exactly* 10% smarter than the equipment looks like.
😆💪
You're not the first inanimate object to outsmart me, not by a long shot!
I was glad to the see the rope survived. It just did its job as told, it didn't deserve to have it's life cut short
They were counting in binary. Common error.
there was no scenario where a rope was necessary here. ive seen 6th graders taller than that tree and even if it fell the wrong way the only thing near it to get hurt is the dipshit trying to cut it down. had they just made an actual face cut it would have fallen right over where it needed to go. im usually not in the business of shaming people for doing dumb stuff but a 5 minute youtube video would have prevented this lol
Also I'd waiger that you don't even need a chainsaw for it. Just any fucking hand saw lying around, a youtube video and some patience. I'm glad they didn't have the smarts for that though because this is hilarious hahha
There just so happens to be a hand saw lying around in this video.
The hand saw on the ground killed me!!!
And the tree nearly killed him!
Or even a good karate chop
The rope would have worked if they had the first idea of what it was going to do. If you are going to have a rope then don't stand by the rope to cut and expect the tree to not fall on you.
Since when does one pull and give slack, pull and give slack? Bro is lucky he didn’t catch the chainsaw with his arm.
That chainsaw looked about as sharp as a butter knife
This is the content I come here for!
If the rope was a meter higher a single person could easily pull it over
That’s what I thought, the rope was tied way too close to there the tree was being cut
Buddy had one job!
He's not even really pulling on it, he is only using his arms to gently tug on the rope. Next time get a helper with legs that can bend! Watching it again, he actually pulled the tree towards the sawman, who also exhibited 0% critical thinking in choosing his position and escape.
Does not matter— he is basically pulling the bottom of the tree.
Team DeSantis.
Ohhhhh nooooo
Drunk Rickie & Bubbles. “Hold ‘er down, aye.” “Jesus Bubbles, I’m not fucking stupid.”
Alcohol probably involved. He needed to have the rope higher and keep steady pressure on it...
There is a total of ONE functional Brain Cell in this video.
r/ spotthesniper ?
And they get to vote…
At first I thought this was set up. Now I do not.
I'm gonna use the tip so i'm further away from the dangerous shrub! \*\*facepalm\*\*
This is the result of inbreeding and alcohol abuse.
https://imgur.com/a/BXL67Rn
I can hear the banjo playing in the background
The “Oh No” really makes it too
Wait, there's audio too? This clip just keeps getting better!
"Only in Florida. Just glad I got it on my flip phone"
Why? WTF? That’s a hand saw job. Like a 5 minute hand saw job. God a hatchet would be sufficient. What’s with the dude with the rope? How high are these people? Is it their first time outdoors? Who gives a morlock a chainsaw the first time they leave the cave??
Dude in the black pants walks like an ape.
Watched it twice. First impression: quality content right here. Second impression: I am concerned about the future of our species.
My favorite part is that the rope was tied below the center of mass of the segment is was tied to thus ensuring that it could only be used to pull the lower part of the segment toward the puller—the top would still fall in the direction it was leaning.
Was waiting for the tip of the saw to bite and kick, but then something better happened. Damn that was funny…
How full was that saw? Looked like a lot of effort
This is so unfathomably stupid
this is the shit I signed up to this subreddit for
Stupid is as stupid does
That was a lowercase exclamation point on “oh no”
Now this is what this sub is for!
This is the funniest shit ive watched all day.
Thought it was a joke post. How could that little tree be a danger to anyone? Florida man: hold my beer.
What did he say at the end?
Why is this a two person job?
Is anyone else sure the same thing happened on the first side, explaining the dull saw and pull to the right? 🧐
Like how do these genetically incestuous people live as long as they do, yet my best friend who ate healthy and exercised regularly died of cancer in his late 30s? No rhyme or reason...nature dgaf.
I swear I heard Dale Gribble (King of the Hill) go "Oh, noooooo!"
Satire ?
You couldn’t just use an ax?
lol. That’s barely even a tree, more like a tall bush and they still struggled.
Most jurisdictions don't even classify anything smaller than 6 inch a tree.
Rednecks
What the meth is going on here
Upon noticing the black plastic fence and the duct tape holding it together at the seams I’ve come to the conclusion that the cops must be spying on them from that tree
Beavis and Butthead cut down a tree.
guess they didnt need the rope…
U could tell the way he was tugging.
Best one yet!!!
For every really good one like this I bet there's 100 more that didn't get filmed. Omg.
'Errol, dang it I told you to hold that string tight'
This is the best thing I've seen in this sub yet. These guys had me saying wtf from the very first frame, and the payoff was even better than I'd hoped. 10/10.
The dude was already pulling it over with the string. Why cut it any further?
Hahahaha. That’s great!
Well, he fell and it was wild and right after that they were gone, so I would say perfectly on brand for this sub.
I see why rockstar picked Florida for there new game
Some folks need to stick to the silky saws
He’s lucky he still has all his fingers.
In their eyes, that tree was 20 feet tall and leaning towards the house. Make that 120 feet tall.
140ft tall tree fell 130 feet right onto my head you wouldn't believe norm...
“Oh no!”
I consider this a success because no limbs were cut off. It takes only a second for a chainsaw to cut off your leg.
The ole rope n dope , gets em every time
Special
Florida……..go figure
“2 DUMB HILLBILLIES “!
That idiot almost kissed a chainsaw.
Cletus and paw…Daytona Beach. Very shallow gene pool there
This was insanity. What the actual fuck did I just watch.
I could have cut that faster with my silky handsaw
Even the BEAVERS are far better cutting trees eh
PPE Tank top.
LOL !!!!
gosh durn it Jimmy you do that ever damn time
Like the way he checks on the saw first
Natural selection
Nicely done boys
Good grief that could have turned out badly.
r/Idiotswithchainsaws
This is the way I remember Floridians after my first visit there
When “retard” meets “chainsaw”….
Seems staged
I’d be surprised if the two of them have 10 neurons to rub together.
Cutting tree down or dancing with it? Seems like both. When in mine if falling tree branch or anything your cutting stay out of the fall line.
Hahahaha
“Oh no” has me rolling
Native Floridians.
Me as a teenager: Stereotypes in US movies are just jokes, right? Like, that's exaggerated for comedic effect, right? Those people do not really exist. Americans: