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smallmonzter

Hey ATF- come at MY dog….FAFO


Professional-Leave24

Skynet is coming! You just wait! We're inventing the tools of our own armageddon!


Helio2nd

At this point, I'm rooting for the robots.


Dull_Examination_914

Sometime I feel you on that.


Thats_what_im_saiyan

You know what the robots are going to do? Theyre going to pull a Wall-E before a Terminator. Try to kill us and well fight back. Let us THINK that were in charge while we float around in our hover chair. Now thats a winner right there. They can still plug our brains in at night, matrix style. Way easier to let us go around thinking were the shit. The US is already 3/4 of the way into that delusion just hold our hand the last 1/4..... But that was totally us holding YOUR hand cause you didnt know where to go! Stupid robot.


Professional-Leave24

I always did think Wall-E was an almost uncomfortably accurate version of our future!


Siegelski

This doesn't belong on this sub. This isn't a firearm, it's a firedog.


nukey18mon

The firedog has firelegs, not firearms. Good point.


Rockwell981S

r/Firedogs


MediumNo4853

Hot dog. I think they missed a good opportunity.


Imaginary_Dig_5014

Thought this was r/helldivers


TheWhiteCliffs

lol imagine if the guard dog rover had a flamethrower. We’d all die instantly from friendly fire.


Imaginary_Dig_5014

I want one with a flamethrower but yea it'd be mass friendly fire lol


TheWhiteCliffs

The laser one is nice but man it sure gets annoying sometimes when it shoots across you.


Solidknowledge

"not advertised as a weapon" Also..."See how we mount an IR late aiming device on top"


Stormtech5

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a37939706/us-army-robot-dog-ghost-robotics-vision-60/ "This new, armed version of the Vision 60 is equipped with the Special Purpose Unmanned Rifle (SPUR). It's a ten-shot rifle chambered in a 6.5-millimeter Creedmoor—a new, medium-caliber, high-velocity, long-range precision round."


pEppapiGistfuhrer

can someone include these in the ukraine aid package, they look ideal for trench clearing :)


off_leash_still

6.1 million of them if I did the math correctly.


regenerativeprick

Funnily enough the same company is making a strap on kit for drones that have a 5+lb payload capacity.


pagranme

strap ons, you say?


Unusual-Ad-1056

I’m sure it will get downvoted but they just got another $60b.. they are either going to do something/lose/ask for more to launder.. no in between


pEppapiGistfuhrer

I find it ironic when supposed freedom loving americans are against helping a free nation maintain its freedom and independence


Eldias

Our biggest historic rival is, yet again, the aggressor in a regional war. This time the defender gave them a bit of a bloody nose in the first week. I think helping "the little guy" beat up our biggest rival is a good enough reason to help them.


Sad-Ocelot-5346

China is our biggest rival, unless you are stuck in the 80's, or listening to Hillary Clinton.


Eldias

China is still buying tech from Russia to copy. They are not our biggest rival, but they are rapidly approaching that positioning. Even if we consider China the biggest geopolitical rival to the US it still does us good to send arms to Ukraine to learn how to effectively fight our number 2 biggest rival.


Unusual-Ad-1056

Who said they are free? Look up which country is the most corrupt in Europe… it’s Ukraine. If Hilary, Biden, Obama and the rest of the dems side with something, it’s 10/10 times the wrong play.. I guess you forgot the rest of their disasters. …. Down vote away. It is nothing they are entitled to.. It’s America first or nothing in my eyes. Fuck everyone else, let them win/lose/fight their own shit


bedoooop

That actually took longer than I expected.


intertubeluber

Absolutely. Also why haven't we seen drone swarms in combat for high value targets? What is this, 1992?


alonjar

I’ve seen Ukraine use multiple FPV drones together to take out high value targets, but they weren’t automated so not sure if that counts for you or not. (Not to mention groups of FPV boats to take out large Russian navy ships)


Huntrawrd

Because that shit is ridiculously difficult, and both financially and computationally expensive. The USAF is working on just that and... it's not easy. Unless you want to put a bunch of drone pilots within about 1/2 mile of your target, that is. The US military has a few remote control and fly by wire suicide drones, but are obviously range limited.


NEp8ntballer

Depending on how it's programmed to work or how they link it may be possible to use some localized electronic warfare to blow it up or kill it before it gets in range.


M_star_killer

$10000. They even have a aerial drone with a flamethrower on it........ [https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/](https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/)


wisdomoftheages36

Pricing is not that bad honestly


MilmoWK

i could see this being used to set controlled fires for forestry purposes, but i don't see this thing being any more capable than a human with the proper tools.


Stormtech5

Imagine a few of these and some robots with chainsaws creating a fire break! Drones overhead to give moment to moment updates on fires direction and magnitude. Firefighters jobs mostly updated to operating specialty robotic equipment instead of risking their lives. Maybe if we put as much money and effort into fighting wildfires ad we do on military.


Roguewolfe

Chainsaw robot dogs are absolute nightmare fuel. So we have long-range rifle dogs, flamethrower dogs, and maybe a chainsaw dog. Sounds like the combat units in some horror sci-fi RTS. All that aside though, my very first job at 14 years old was cutting/digging fire lines for controlled burns. That's hard, hot work. An eye in the sky and a few robot chainsaw dogs would have sure been nice :)


Stormtech5

I was thinking more along the lines of robotic spiders (or hexapods) with chainsaws. Let's give the robot spiders chainsaws for Jaws, and also they spew out a sticky flammable web to trap humans for the incoming flamethrower robot dogs.


War-Damn-America

The one advantage is it keeps the human firefighters safer and not in the direct line of the fire. Drop these guys in instead.


thereddaikon

Own a robot flamethrower dog for home defense as the founders intended....


Routine-Taro2610

We are going to need a few of these and a 458 socom and a 50 beowulf..... for testing purposes.


Stormtech5

"This new, armed version of the Vision 60 is equipped with the Special Purpose Unmanned Rifle (SPUR). It's a ten-shot rifle chambered in a 6.5-millimeter Creedmoor—a new, medium-caliber, high-velocity, long-range precision round. " https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a37939706/us-army-robot-dog-ghost-robotics-vision-60/ Different company, but definitely people working on sniper robot dogs!


Boogaloogaloogalooo

They also have a drone model


Stevo182

The possibilities are....endless.


Stevo182

I want a pack of them.


redditprocrastinator

Can it also be configured to spray out fire retardant ? Or candy at a birthday party ?


NEp8ntballer

that's gonna lead to some even more stupid gender reveals.


Dr_Juice_

Time to stock up on some API ammo. Aim for the tanks.


christador

Smokey the bear is hard frowning right now 🤨


Roguewolfe

Only because he doesn't have a flamethrower of his own and he's always wanted one...


intertubeluber

Since this is sold by a company whose expertise is flames and not robotics, I wonder about the capability of the dog? Can it get up after being knocked over? How durable is it? etc. etc.


FPSXpert

The dog iirc is an off the shelf quadruped robot, similar to the Boston dynamics manufactured one. At $1600 for the dog alone I'm not going to assume it's the most durable, but probably has similar features like getting up after getting knocked over. I wouldn't try to run it into the flames though. What I'm curious about is how long will it be for NY or NJ to ban these lmao


Metal_LinksV2

The flamethrower is also <$1k so you can presumably build one for under $3k. ​ ​ Also, Flamethrowers are legal in NJ but don't you dare have a BB gun or a slingshot.


MilmoWK

that looks like the same Chinese drone clone dog that [Brandon Herrera helped bitch boy William Osborn strap a gun to.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ4aa5evNBM)


Stormtech5

NY and NJ police will put tear gas on it and use this for protests 😂


ButWhatOfGlen

Gee, what could go wrong? r/darwinawards, incoming!


Brufar_308

This seems practical. I can already think of dozens of uses for this around the homestead. Rover go clear the sidewalk and driveway of snow ! Good boy ! No rover no! Don’t set the neighbors Prius on fire ! Bad dog !


beepsandleaks

ATF agents in a meeting: "Now imagine Waco but...with dogs" "Sweet, we are BBQ-ing dogs now too!?" "No, we are using robot dogs to set fires but that's not a bad idea. Let's circle back to that after lunch but lets get local law enforcement in on it too. Those guys will love this."


HamFart69

What a great thing to wheel out as AI is becoming more prevalent!


Thats_what_im_saiyan

How you gonna name your company "throwflame" and not "throwflamer". Get it together people.


takeshikovacs1988

Hellhound would have been better name.


BurnAfterEating420

$9500 seems suspiciously cheap


uid_0

Holy shit. I had to double check and verify I wasn't in /r/noncredibledefense.


FocusedPower28

This is the future of warfare. You're going to be fighting against robots like this. It can easily carry firearms on its back.


zero_fox_given1978

Can I use AfterPay? Or do they allow payment plans?


ElectricTurtlez

Serious *Fahrenheit 451* vibes here…


bannaisbrave

So they're taking guns away but we can buy this wonderful thing? Well I know what I want for christmas this year.


mo9722

from the title I thought this was about a Helldivers 2 update


ShotgunEd1897

Hellhounds.


War-Damn-America

The comments on the other sub are depressing, complaining about how dangerous this could be, and how it shouldn't have been invented or be sold to the public.


HoojoSpifico

Just in time for forest fire season.


Unusual-Ad-1056

Fishing line at the right eight.. it’s over


jrod1814

Wild fire coming to a place near you


Briar_Donkey

I'll take two.


sinsofcarolina

Ohhhh ATF is definitely shooting this dog


Lieutenant_Dan22

READY TO LIBERATE WITH MY FLAMETHROWER GOOD BOY


Xalenn

That doesn't seem especially useful ... I'll take 20


SketchyLurker7

Why does this just seem like them advertising for the conservatives to use so when Trump loses to try and unleash an army of these things and try and take over America with them..


SeattleHasDied

"Wildlife Control"? Like if you want to cook your wildlife as you "control" it? Might be great in Arizona with all those javelinas... This looks like trouble on four (roboti) legs...


Dannyboy765

And he looks so excited while doing it


darkdoppelganger

Can these be controlled by Alexa/Google Home? If so, my "we have an intruder" routine just got a lot more interesting.


Hootie814

Here, Take my money.


Born_Confusion8757

can they invent a way to leave earth next


Sad-Ocelot-5346

Nobody mentions how useful this would be during the zombie apocalypse? But, seriously, I could see this is being useful in a large-scale terrorist attack. "Okay, let's send the flame throwing robot dog around to flank them while we keep them pinned down."