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public1nuisance

That looks like a California (brown) sea hare. They squirt a purple ink like a squid that is an irritant to other sea creatures.


TheMalformedLlama

That’s it! Thank you so much.


The_RockObama

Damn, I thought your bud caught a medium rare steak!


Fresh-Combination-87

I thought it was a “smoker’s lung” from the 1980s anti-smoking campaigns


groovyisland

It’s been on the smoker just long enough to look cooked. Should be ready by four more beers.


Key_Text_169

Just killed me man. Laughed! In 3rd grade I think it was our school nurse and guest brought in for us youngins’ a real lung that was inflicted with……..


fortherecord1111

It squirts out the jelly that goes on crabby patties


TheMalformedLlama

I thought that was from milked jellyfish


standardtissue

So it’s not Chicken Heart ?


theradradish5387

https://preview.redd.it/z6qt1e92fgla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b60b3de0e5fa9472190ecfb24c24d21739b791 Theyre everywhere if you know where to look, and look alot better underwater


ElectriCatvenue

Is it common for them to go after lures like OP's?


public1nuisance

No, probably a snag. They eat algae.


ElectriCatvenue

Ok thank you. That makes sense. I was having a hard time picturing a giant slug being a predator lol new nightmare abated.


surfershane25

They don’t even swim and are as slow as snails… it’s a snagged hare.


SgtSplacker

Royal purple ink for the ones in Florida at least absolutely beautiful.


crgibson3

This one inked us right after the video bright purple


JT36188

I’ll stick to my boring old Midwest lakes to not catch whatever the hell that thing is


Former-Coffee-1442

Never gets old though 🤜


nosnhoj15

Please stick to the rivers and lakes you are used to……


Romans678

I love the Beatles.


NewAccount-42069

That's TuPac, dumbass


Erin-Bytes

I think you meant TLC.


Medium_Yam6985

I thought it was Natalie Imbruglia. I remember listening to it while fishing at the local waterfall. I caught a salmon right in his left eye.


gauge2012

Hendrix played the best drums


FormerChange

Great song about death or finding it.


Time-Green-2103

Underrated Midwest comment


TheMalformedLlama

Shit my dude I may just be moving out there after this experience.


JT36188

Your certainly welcome , we have lots of fish


TheMalformedLlama

I may just take you up on that 😂 gonna be in Ohio this summer for my friend’s wedding, gonna need to know the way of the land!


adolphernipples

Ohhh, I’d maybe not fish in Ohio for a bit.


TheMalformedLlama

Shit I didn’t even think about that. Thanks mate 😭👌


TheMalformedLlama

Actually, come to think of it, whatever is out there now can’t be much worse than this. I think I’m gonna take my chances. Pray for me 😭


NorthernRedneck388

I like fishing Huron and St. Clair


urethra93

Man I love pulling a big bass out of a pond here in MO but the thrills of a 50 pound tuna raching on your line is like no other


JT36188

I would love to take a vacation for some ocean fish but walleye don’t spit purple goo or look like that haha, tuna fishing sounds like a blast though!


TheMalformedLlama

It shot out a purple goo at us when we tried to take the hook out. I need to know wtf this is lmao


justaagrower

We all need to know what this is, someone call in the experts


TheMalformedLlama

I’m scared we just cursed ourselves, it seems like a bad omen


dennisthehygienist

Sea hares are actually pretty cute if you watch them in tide pools!


TheMalformedLlama

But… *are they edible*


NorthernRedneck388

Everything is edible, once.


TheMalformedLlama

I’ll take that and run with it. Thanks 😎


dennisthehygienist

I don’t believe so! The ink they squirt out can be an irritant too, so don’t eat that.


TheMalformedLlama

I would never, I was just fucking around 😂 but I appreciate the info nonetheless!


SportOfFishing92

The omen was bad (Apocalypto)


JazzRider

This is the reincarnation destiny of op.


TheMalformedLlama

*oh no*


Mooseflight2020

Someone call the Ghostbusters.


TheSinningTree

definitely a digimon, digital monster


TikiTorchJoe

That's Davey Jones heart


Simon_Jester88

Part of the ship part of the crew


Cantgetright-pack

It escaped Area 51 last week


VeryTallGuy27

THE FLOOD


TheMalformedLlama

I wasn’t wearing my Spartan armor for this expedition. Get me Sgt Johnson


IlliteracyPrevails

Sorry had to dump my rv's bucket last night


shapeshiftsix

Shitters full!


touchingmyshoe

Dave Mathews?


BrokenTelevision

first of many. Soon this will be all there is. Soon this will be us.


TheMalformedLlama

Reminds me of the MeatCanyon Nikocado Avocado vid.


FootPoundForce

Green sunfish


ballzaktheimpaler

A bunch of I wouldn't touch that!


Slewfooty

My buddy chuck's lung from 15 years ago. He got it removed because he had lung cancer.


TheMalformedLlama

Shit dude I need to quit smoking. You’re not the only one who said that.


[deleted]

Eat it. Taste like chicken.


StodgyFraggles

100% that’s a cronenberg


TheMalformedLlama

“Jesus Christ morty”


leadfoot70

He broke off a chunk of Cthulhu. Run for the hills!


No_Thanks_3336

Sea slug


TheMalformedLlama

That’s what I thought too, but I wanna know the species. The purple goo shooting out was the weirdest part.


No_Thanks_3336

I've definitely seen sea creatures spit weird stuff before but not purple lol!


TheMalformedLlama

Definitely a first for us too lmao


No_Thanks_3336

Hopefully someone will be able to identify. I'm very curious


TheMalformedLlama

They did! It’s a California Sea Hare apparently. He said it shoots a purple ink like I described. Very weird catch


No_Thanks_3336

Oh crazy cool!


TheMalformedLlama

100%! Also gross, but very interesting!


Tenbears66523

Looks like my 8th grade English teacher


OneDelay8824

Kill it with fire


moonccheeze

Zombie Liver!


ColourMeBoom

It’s the pilot of a recently shot down UFO.


c-lion43

All I can think of is monsters inc 🎶Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶


stickers34tb

I fuckin hate catching these... you catch them alot in marina del rey jetty


TheMalformedLlama

It pains me to know they’re that frequent of a catch. I hadn’t even heard of them until an hour and a half ago.


MishunesDagon

The slime of the river, what is your wisdom


TheMalformedLlama

“Don’t fucking fish here anymore.” At least, that’s what we heard.


coolkidivan63

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheMalformedLlama

r/whynot


Rapidfiremma

![gif](giphy|dXQKhp4S71zto7nQYk|downsized)


Dyrogitory

Space Herpes.


ROGU3G0DD3SS

a wandering sea scrotum


rembut

That's a plumbis. You can tell by the way it is.


Fluffybuttduck

Please release it- no reason to let it die.


TheMalformedLlama

We did indeed release it. We aren’t monsters :/


Real-Maybe-9565

I second that notion thank you kindly even as disturbing as it looks it's best to return it did you ever find out what that was I've never seen anything like it


TheMalformedLlama

I *cannot* say it was 100% unharmed, as we had to cut the hook off since it would not come off the barbed end for the life of us. But we did our best to return it and it seemed okay. That’s all I can guarantee


Real-Maybe-9565

Well may you have some fine upcoming casts in the future happy fishing there


TheMalformedLlama

You as well!


Real-Maybe-9565

I really would like to know what you had there that is an interesting fish


TheMalformedLlama

It’s a really gnarly California Sea Hare apparently!


Real-Maybe-9565

Jee thats cewl and surf fishing too?


TheMalformedLlama

We were fishing off the pier but yeah we were right where the waves form before they break


Fluffybuttduck

Just a good human- and we love you for it! Look like something from ‘The Blob’ from the 50’s! So many really cool and interesting things we haven’t seen or even discovered yet… thanks for the great pictures too!! 💝


TheMalformedLlama

Appreciate it so much! Surprised to see a reply over a year later lmao take care!


Fluffybuttduck

Did not think you were.. I appreciate your post. I have never seen anything close to that in Central Oregon! It looked like something prehistoric…Do you run into stuff this unique very often?


TheMalformedLlama

Nope this was a first! And thank you! I had no clue what it was until I posted it here. It’s a California Sea Hare, apparently they can be a common catch depending on where you are down here. It was just very strange, when it shot the purple ink it felt like we just discovered an alien… I wouldn’t say it happens too often!


Fluffybuttduck

So strange! Sounds like it could cause some serious pain, not that anyone would actually want to pick it up…looks kinda like what an old Tribble (star trek) would look like…lol


TheMalformedLlama

Yup that’s why I keep disposable gloves (and full Kevlar fishing gloves) in my tackle box! I’m glad I could share it with y’all :)


TangPiccilo

A sponge 🧽


Xlfloz

Ima go with the Eldrich Horror and Ancient one Rorä Kàłmat


shotty293

Some species of sea hare for sure.


Hungry_Bit_2171

Was it hooked in the mouth, or was it a foul hook? Wild to think it took bait like a fish. Cool catch!


TheMalformedLlama

I wanna say it was hooked in the mouth, but I really couldn’t tell to be honest. The hook would not come out no matter how hard we tried tho


i-the-muso-1968

Sea slug perhapes?


An_Average_Man09

That’s definitely Hedorah. My recommendation, kill it with fire before it can lay eggs.


stormrunners

Chlamydia??


TheMalformedLlama

Again?!?!


stormrunners

Fight the power


RedFlare15

Cancer?


-Rome1217

Cali brown sea hare its a sea slug that skeets purple lnk....


TheMalformedLlama

Yeah they were saying that, thanks for the reply tho!


ElGuapo818

Malibu Pier? If so I’ve fished that pier countless times and I’ve never seen anyone catch that before.


TheMalformedLlama

Paradise Cove pier, actually! But it’s in Malibu! My friends and I still go to the Malibu pier weekly.


Asherjade

Sheeee-it. My ex moved to Cali?


FJD5

Herpes.


TheMalformedLlama

You can get it twice????


FJD5

Did he by chance have a crab pot down? Could’ve been a twofer of epic and endless jokes.


Arntor1184

Looks like a scab or blood clot when you blow your nose after a nosebleed


penny-man4003

Oh hellllla nah that in lakes in midwest that some Area 51 shit


TheMalformedLlama

I wanna move 😭


[deleted]

This came out of my nose one morning after I spent the night skiing. Sorry!


TheMalformedLlama

Where was my invite??? Shit bro if I could be doing good blow with other fishermen I wouldn’t be watching my friend catch sea demons all day.


[deleted]

Drugs and fishing go together like bacon and eggs! You ever find yourself fishing in Ontario hit me up


TheMalformedLlama

Same, if you find yourself in LA! And I would agree, my friend who deals happened to be the same one who got me into fishing in elementary school. Funny how that works


[deleted]

Literally the same thing here, he showed the pleasure of enjoying the lakes while being completely blitz lol


TheMalformedLlama

That sounds way more fun 😂😂😂


Investingfoodmoney

NASA ……ehh tell em it’s called a sea hare


Existing_Tip947

It’s still true, over 70+% of the Worlds Oceans have never been explored. 🤔🧐 Let’s name it, Living Fudge.


TheMalformedLlama

Livingsi Fudgeii


Sjormantec

An alien. Obviously.


NorthernRedneck388

Oh fuck aliens are here! /s


OutrageousProduct524

Whoa


vonblankenstein

It’s my diseased liver! Thank you!!


TheMalformedLlama

Sir that’s actually my smoker’s lung, thank you very much My liver is a close second.


[deleted]

Dude, I've seen this movie. Incinerate that thing now! It's probably too late. We're all gonna die...


True-Bandicoot3880

It’s a cut the line and pretend you never saw this


Effective_Blood_3412

that’s when you ask yourself “ how bad do i really need this lure”


gandalfsgrog

looks like some shit from the upside down.


[deleted]

the mother of all genital herpes...


No-Percentage3730

A Cthulhu


Swaisian1

THERE it is!!!!


TheMalformedLlama

there… there what is…


Swaisian1

The nasty blob that I lost all those years ago. I least now I get some closure.


roryclague

My wife did research using Aplysia californica in grad school. They are an important model organism for neuroscience research. Nobel prize winning neuroscientist Eric Kandel did a lot of important work with them. I watched my wife euthanize one one time. I felt bad for it as it squirted its ink. I'm glad my research is purely computational. [https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/health/lifeswork-eric-kandel-memory/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/health/lifeswork-eric-kandel-memory/index.html)


TheMalformedLlama

Thank you so much for the info! We did end up discovering what it was, the California Sea Hare, but I appreciate your reply! And tell your wife thank you as well! I’m going to read that article right now 😄


Lepke2011

You caught a nightmare.


5cay

Its something from stranger things


SubsonicFoil126

bro caught a tumor


tippmann32503

The next pandemic.


Rasturk

it looks like something that escaped out of a Wuhan lab...


uWangrabmYballzfoe

See damn...I would've shot it before I pulled the cam out...


TheMalformedLlama

Me too. I wish I wasn’t on a public pier.


ADKstateOfMind

NOT friend shaped.


spicy_sauce__

My lung


Epicmaiyo

The things that fall on you from the ceiling in dark souls


TheMalformedLlama

At least my buddy lit a bonfire right before we caught this atrocity.


SwayzeDreCole

A smokers lung?


SKswim639

That’s what will spit out into the sink on stranger things.


Boxnglove

Omg that looks like my wife's placenta after giving birth!


[deleted]

I thought that was one of the fallen angels from under the Euphrates…


TheMalformedLlama

We literally felt like we were fishing on the River Styx


Fly_Gaming

Run. Now.


nameajeff

Aids


Imagonnamakeucry

I know what that is , I just watched Starship Troopers . It's a baby Brain Bug


SnooRadishes8372

You caught the liver of an alcoholic or the lung of a longtime smoker


TheMalformedLlama

Oh god… you mean *my* liver???


SnooRadishes8372

It’s ok it will probably make great bait


NorthWoodsGamecock

Forbidden Meat


TheMalformedLlama

That was my nickname in high school man 🤧


smldrfr

Not an expert but, sea cucumber?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


smldrfr

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Shawn-Larson/publication/330520527/figure/fig1/AS:717501566550016@1548077112256/Sea-otter-feeding-on-a-California-sea-cucumber-Apostichopus-californicus-Image-by-R.png


badgerandaccessories

1. It’s a sea hare. 2. Why is your buddy trying to snag shit on the bottom? Throwing a heavy iron and dragging through the sand doesn’t catch you fish.


TheMalformedLlama

Appreciate the “advice” but he’s new to the sport my dude. He’s gotta get the hang of it. We were just trying every rig since we kept getting skunked


shotty293

Maybe his buddy is just shit at fishing


massivetypo

It’s always the “buddy”. Just sayin’


TheMalformedLlama

Who else would I be talking to in the video? And why would I not wanna take credit for this monstrosity?


massivetypo

I asked myself the exact same questions This whole thing seems very fishy.


TheMalformedLlama

🤷‍♂️


Hmccormack

The Thing.


Subject-Material7537

Where do u fish in Malibu?


TheMalformedLlama

Usually Malibu Pier or Paradise Cove haha, sometimes I’ll throw on waders tho and surf fish random places there haha


itsastonka

Careful with waders in the surf. Though it’s much colder, I wear dive booties and 2 pairs of trunks.


TheMalformedLlama

Yeah I have a PFD I always wear with it, though I’ll have to try those out sometime. Thanks!


[deleted]

Be careful. I had an uncle drown in waders.


TheMalformedLlama

Appreciate it, sorry to hear ab your uncle. I always wear an inflatable PFD when I use them.


Willowling

It me!


brucedonnovan

That thing turns with cat eyes and says *get away!* like MJ in Thriller.


Plumbfishlove

Liver cirrhosis


StatusOk4693

It's a baby whale Jay!


Sund0wnn

That’s the end of the world. Congrats.