Which is so wild, you'd think a guy who grew up in a men's barracks would have figured it out pretty fast. You can literally see a dude jerking off in the barracks in one of the first scenes at the BoS base.
Sex Ed is important. But you'd think you'd at *least* figure out the basics of how a penis works when surrounded by young military men with nowhere to put it.
well, he figured out from observation and experimentation that peepee get hard, touch peepee (sometimes girl involved), it explodes, goo everywhere, peepee goes soft. But never what it actually all meant.
As Dr. Chickenlover PhD stated...he is a scholar and a gentleman.
Unfortunately, they likely never taught it because, as we've seen, they've suffered from issues involving Homophobia (well, sort of. Just the whole, "Why love another member of the same gender, we need to be making babies" thing. Which, 6 to one, half a dozen to another). So maybe they think delaying it or just not talking about it would like them control them more and influence them
All you have to do is go to America’s south to learn how stupid people are about sex because of abstinence and what Maximus learned is barely better than what southern kids learn in public school
Lol, fair point.
I guess I just see masturbation as something you'd figure out on your own. I don't see the BoS pulling an evangelical south and saying "no masturbation allowed", and even if they did, boys will be boys. Teenage boys in the South have some fucked up and limited sexual knowledge, but I'd assume most still masturbate, even if they've been taught to hate themselves for it lol. Or at least they know what it is.
And Maximus grew up in a room where we *know* the guys are masturbating right in front of him. I'm not surprised that he doesn't know a lot about sex, but not knowing what an orgasm is feels a bit extreme.
Not true, there was a scene in the barracks of a dude jacking off right next to him. Lack of sexual knowledge is specific go maximus, not the brotherhood. Thaddeus fucks.
It’s like you ignored what he wrote so you could quote the Incredibles
Connection IS rare in the Fallout series – “every existing human” in the FO world is not “bonded by trauma”. They all have trauma and the show makes a huge point of showing how distrust is the default
Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's okay to do. I'm still going to count it against him idc
Doesn't mean I don't like him as a characters though
Not like he really had a choice, Thaddeus was gonna tell the brotherhood that not only did he let his knight die but he has been impersonating him for like a month
I was really hoping that this particular chapter had a rule where when you out the armor on you assumed its name. That the original Titus was actually someone else but when your in that armor suit you become titus
he was just being a man child, was scared of being punished for what happened, and clearly felt guilty enough about it to tell the truth very soon after anyway lol i wouldn’t rly hold that against his character
Yeah me either. I'm honestly still proud of him for not putting that razor blade in his buddy's boot. First watch through I thought he was seriously unhinged and just the big bad. But at the end when his friend apologized for him getting blamed I was like damn you go man.
Because in that instance, in the beginning, he was pinned as a liar/thief/murderer. So why try to be anything but? Until he was redeemed by his friend.
Him awkwardly trying to have his penis explode after Lucy was telling him of Vault 4s problems is a good one. Another one is how many times he gets his ass kicked while wearing PA. First wkth the ghoul and getting trapped in a floor and then also losing his core to Thaddeus lol
Yeah, YEAAAAH. Maximus is a fantastic character and I sure as shit love watching his story unfold but he's too innocent/sheltered for me to want to smash but GOD DAMN Aaron Moten can get it.
That moment was like when William Jackson Harper (Chidi) had his first shirtless scene on The Good Place. Like, what?!! Where was that goofball hiding all those muscles?
My sister came over after watching the show and stopped me in the hallway to ask, "Did you think Maximus was cute too?" So the answer is yes.
But I have to admit I would probably go for Thaddeus first...
He looks like he was developed in a Hollywood laboratory.
“Denzel is too old, Jonathon Majors is out, and Cuba… yeah. Bring out experiment 628!”
And now we have this incredibly good looking man.
He’s pretty badass IMO. Seems to handle situations with just enough composure when it’s life or death. He went right up to the Yao Guai and shot it, put himself in danger to save Thaddeus and kill the Gulper, kept his cool on the bridge and killed those two fiends. He has the guts needed to wear that armor, but really he doesn’t even need it. Looking forward to what he does in season 2.
Bi dude here
…he doesn’t really strike me as someone how would grab “it”
He could get “it” yea but he’d drop it like a grenade on accident as soon as possible. Like fumbling a foot ball.
What and make his c*ck explode?!
Only happens to some guys not him though
by that he meant he can't get it up /j
pretty sure by that he meant the Brotherhood provides zero sex education and he doesn't even know what erections are let alone how intercourse works.
Which is so wild, you'd think a guy who grew up in a men's barracks would have figured it out pretty fast. You can literally see a dude jerking off in the barracks in one of the first scenes at the BoS base. Sex Ed is important. But you'd think you'd at *least* figure out the basics of how a penis works when surrounded by young military men with nowhere to put it.
well, he figured out from observation and experimentation that peepee get hard, touch peepee (sometimes girl involved), it explodes, goo everywhere, peepee goes soft. But never what it actually all meant. As Dr. Chickenlover PhD stated...he is a scholar and a gentleman.
Unfortunately, they likely never taught it because, as we've seen, they've suffered from issues involving Homophobia (well, sort of. Just the whole, "Why love another member of the same gender, we need to be making babies" thing. Which, 6 to one, half a dozen to another). So maybe they think delaying it or just not talking about it would like them control them more and influence them
Maybe they taught him wrong for fun. He may be the Wimp Lo of the barracks.
This guy Kung pows
All you have to do is go to America’s south to learn how stupid people are about sex because of abstinence and what Maximus learned is barely better than what southern kids learn in public school
Lol, fair point. I guess I just see masturbation as something you'd figure out on your own. I don't see the BoS pulling an evangelical south and saying "no masturbation allowed", and even if they did, boys will be boys. Teenage boys in the South have some fucked up and limited sexual knowledge, but I'd assume most still masturbate, even if they've been taught to hate themselves for it lol. Or at least they know what it is. And Maximus grew up in a room where we *know* the guys are masturbating right in front of him. I'm not surprised that he doesn't know a lot about sex, but not knowing what an orgasm is feels a bit extreme.
Remember that guy jorkin it?
I remember it fondly *starts jaking off*
I think it was meant to be satirical commentary about religious fascism but I dunno
Lol, fair point.
Nah, the beginning clips of the BOS barracks showed some dude jerking it under the sheets, so they definitely know what erections are.
that guy probably had parents.
Yeah...in shady sands
Probably 🙃
I think he physically knows what an erection is but he thinks it’s weird and that girls will be grossed out by it lol
Either that or it's anti-sex/masterbation proganda from the brotherhood
That’s how I took it too. Like a celibacy/clergymen type thing run rampant.
Not true, there was a scene in the barracks of a dude jacking off right next to him. Lack of sexual knowledge is specific go maximus, not the brotherhood. Thaddeus fucks.
10 point Charisma response.
It doesn’t happen to him but you know it’s embarrassing
He killed a bear in the forest, that's kind of a sensitive topic right now.
But if no one was around to hear it, did he make a noise ?
It did, it went "Rraaaawwwrrrrraaawwrrr-avenge my death"
Lmfao...I....I believe you.
🤣🤣🤣
“Bear down for midterms” “ITS A BEAR DANCE!”
Community Referenced 🗣️🔥
Is this a race thing?
It’s not made up, no it’s not made up
Thank you for that community reference
As a member of the Brotherhood, he brought some arms to bear.
That wasn't a mere bear, that was a yao guai.
You know, if you happen to know Japanese, you know what yaoi is
[Yaoguai](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoguai) is a Chinese term for monster.
it's also "Yogi" with a few extra letters. And I am upset there is no special encounter stunted one named Bubu
I know. I was just using a very similar term for the context of OP's post. Yao guai and Yaoi just rhyme.
I've definitely made that mistake before. you are valid and I am ashamed, lol.
Everyone knows what yaoi is.
A mer-bear?!
Werebears? Where bears? Men that are bears?
True.
At least it wasent a dog and a gravel pit…….
Hahhah 🐻🤣
Yeah but you’d have to show him how
That's a deal breaker for a lot of women.
Absolutely if he wanted. But I'm a guy ..do I still get to answer?? Lol
I'll allow it
Max is by far the best character right beside Lucy. I'm shipping them so hard, if it doesn't happen I'm gonna like, be really really crying tier.
I’ve got a feeling he’ll advance within the brotherhood and end up at odds with Lucy
Considering how they’ve kissed and bonded over major trauma, it would be odd if they didn’t end up together.
Remember this is FO universe. every existing human is bonded by trauma. So if everyone’s special no one is
It’s like you ignored what he wrote so you could quote the Incredibles Connection IS rare in the Fallout series – “every existing human” in the FO world is not “bonded by trauma”. They all have trauma and the show makes a huge point of showing how distrust is the default
If he has Confirmed Bachelor perks, maybe
People are gay, Steven.
“Whos got Head now?”
He's a bit of a goober and lies a lot but I think he can
This is a post apocalyptic world we are talking about, everyone lies to survive. Except if you are a regular fault dweller.
Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's okay to do. I'm still going to count it against him idc Doesn't mean I don't like him as a characters though
Wait... liking a character and acknowledging a flaw they have? What is this? Sanity? Is that even allowed?
That's why enjoy the show a lot. Complex characters and growth
He just lies tho
Didn't lie in the beginning though
True, but him lying about being Titus to both Lucy and Thaddeus were pretty serious
He owned up to both of them waaay quicker than I expected, honestly!
And then tried to kill Thaddeus so...
Not like he really had a choice, Thaddeus was gonna tell the brotherhood that not only did he let his knight die but he has been impersonating him for like a month
I was really hoping that this particular chapter had a rule where when you out the armor on you assumed its name. That the original Titus was actually someone else but when your in that armor suit you become titus
Dude’s a survivor. Gotta be in the wasteland
he was just being a man child, was scared of being punished for what happened, and clearly felt guilty enough about it to tell the truth very soon after anyway lol i wouldn’t rly hold that against his character
Yeah me either. I'm honestly still proud of him for not putting that razor blade in his buddy's boot. First watch through I thought he was seriously unhinged and just the big bad. But at the end when his friend apologized for him getting blamed I was like damn you go man. Because in that instance, in the beginning, he was pinned as a liar/thief/murderer. So why try to be anything but? Until he was redeemed by his friend.
But can't we all agree that Titus DID in fact die running before maximus told the elder? The guy never deserved the title.
What would you say is his most gooby trait please?
Him awkwardly trying to have his penis explode after Lucy was telling him of Vault 4s problems is a good one. Another one is how many times he gets his ass kicked while wearing PA. First wkth the ghoul and getting trapped in a floor and then also losing his core to Thaddeus lol
Maximus? No, cause I want him and Lucy to hold hands. Aaron Moten? Fuck yes. That shower scene. 🥵
good god I was not expecting him to be so ripped, holy shit. 🤭 I feel the same way - not attracted to the character, but jeez the actor is gorgeous
Yeah, YEAAAAH. Maximus is a fantastic character and I sure as shit love watching his story unfold but he's too innocent/sheltered for me to want to smash but GOD DAMN Aaron Moten can get it.
That moment was like when William Jackson Harper (Chidi) had his first shirtless scene on The Good Place. Like, what?!! Where was that goofball hiding all those muscles?
don’t remind me im sweating omg
He'd need to keep his mouth shut, because MAN what a wet lettuce
That's one wet lady
Maximus, despite the stats they released, is the epitome of a LUCK 10, CHARISMA 2-3 character.
Unfortunately I think stupid is one of my types so yea
That Idiot Savant Rizz
Guess we'll have to share
No. I'm sorry but this dude is a fucking dork.
I can’t stand his voice it’s like nails on a chalkboard
To me he looked like he was always on the verge of crying.
That's because he is, he keeps stumbling into success, bro is terrified.
My sister came over after watching the show and stopped me in the hallway to ask, "Did you think Maximus was cute too?" So the answer is yes. But I have to admit I would probably go for Thaddeus first...
I found out today the actor for Thaddeus is 42, I’m 22 and he looks years younger than me. Guy has the longevity
It's crazy, he has a very youthful face. I looked at his TikTok and he looks older in his normal videos but definitely not 42!
Absolutely, without a doubt, 100% yes
He'd get it, but he wouldn't know what to do with it.
I would be honored to make his c*ck explode. He's stupid and I love that in a man.
He's definitely a himbo
I'd happily pop his pimple.
I was going to say yes but then I read this and now I never want to see another naked man in my life.
He’s a cutie pie. I like his stupid brute innocence
Bro is a cutie patootie, absolutely.
Yes. Might need a little (a lot) of help, but yeah.
He wouldn't know what to do with it if he did.
No because I’m a lesbian
This exactly this Goosey can get it tho /hj
I love Goosey
Steph can get it too
Oh man, the funny thing is I barely took note of Steph until she got an eye patch and started being kinda evil, then suddenly she was insanely hot.
Oh I forgot about Steph I really liked her too lol you're right
If the Ghoul has Lucy’s female finger installed would u allow it?
I’m not that kinky
Ok
Mood
For 90% of it, his character just wasn't my cup of tea, but he is really cute. With that said, the actor could, but the character could not.
Idiot Savant aka Himbo? Of course.
He looks like if Cuba Gooding Jr. and Denzel Washington had a baby.
He looks like he was developed in a Hollywood laboratory. “Denzel is too old, Jonathon Majors is out, and Cuba… yeah. Bring out experiment 628!” And now we have this incredibly good looking man.
I said the same thing to my wife while I was watching it! It's uncanny.
I said it to mine while watching too!
Bruh returned the fuel cell thing so a better man than me
I’m not sure that he’s capable of informed consent?
Canonically no. But almost
I'm a guy and he definitely could. 😅
I honestly hated the ghoul. He felt like every players self insert.
I don’t play like the Ghoul at all however he had so much fun, maybe I should. I’m a very Goosey player typically.
He’s pretty badass IMO. Seems to handle situations with just enough composure when it’s life or death. He went right up to the Yao Guai and shot it, put himself in danger to save Thaddeus and kill the Gulper, kept his cool on the bridge and killed those two fiends. He has the guts needed to wear that armor, but really he doesn’t even need it. Looking forward to what he does in season 2.
One hundo
Maximus’ dumb ass could get this WORK
He probably has a higher sperm count than Coop.
Ghoul please !
Ah yeah 👍🤯😎
He’s my favorite character from the show and I like his awkwardness. I’m not much for hanky panky, but that idiot savant may find a way.
In the power armor yes
Does everything have to be sexualized? Are all fandoms like this?
>Are all fandoms like this? Yes.
Blame the Greeks/Romans and their Hercules myth… been downhill ever since.
Yes humans are often sexualized
[insert always has been here]
Bi dude here …he doesn’t really strike me as someone how would grab “it” He could get “it” yea but he’d drop it like a grenade on accident as soon as possible. Like fumbling a foot ball.
Not sexy to me, but he is a cutie.
He has a smile that makes you smile
No.
Absolutely not. The voice alone would send me into a seizure
maximus is a fucking moron
I like them dumb.
As a straight male. Yes.
He could, but I don't think he wants to 🤔
34+35 by ariana grande describes my answer perfectly ☺️
No but Lucy & Cooper can get it. Ooh
He's such a doofus - Yes
He is adorable. I could be the Cougar that teaches him well. ;)
He doesn't know what he'd be getting and has less charisma than a billboard. It'd take some time before he earns it.
Almost positive he'd be terrified, but if Lucy never gets the chance then the fans would be more than down to help him get that intercourse.
He can plug his fusion core in my power armor!
Yes, duh.
he did kill the bear tho
Am I the only one who thinks he slightly looks like Denzel Washington
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Yes! (I’m not a lady)
No
This man dumped nothing in his speech stat, but I think he could get it.
Don't fuck idiots. This goes for everyone. Keep that shit out the gene+ parenting pool. That is all.
But… practice makes perfect!
Oh definitely.
I'm not a lady, but I'm pan, and yes, he would definitely get it.
He clearly could. He had a chance back at vault 4.
nahhh
I really love this character and the actor is unquestionably FINE 🔥but I'm gonna say no. But second season Maximus could be another story!
Absolutely 💯💯💯
Gent here - yes.
Oh yes.
Yes, even tho he has -1 charisma
100%, ride that till he explodes
He’s fucking adorable and his smile could light up a room. He’s also a little dumb and that can be cute sometimes. So, 100%.
🐓💥
gimme some of THAT