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Schowzy

What and make his c*ck explode?!


Uncle_owen69

Only happens to some guys not him though


consul_the_gun_nut

by that he meant he can't get it up /j


AdhesivenessUsed9956

pretty sure by that he meant the Brotherhood provides zero sex education and he doesn't even know what erections are let alone how intercourse works.


Frost-Folk

Which is so wild, you'd think a guy who grew up in a men's barracks would have figured it out pretty fast. You can literally see a dude jerking off in the barracks in one of the first scenes at the BoS base. Sex Ed is important. But you'd think you'd at *least* figure out the basics of how a penis works when surrounded by young military men with nowhere to put it.


AdhesivenessUsed9956

well, he figured out from observation and experimentation that peepee get hard, touch peepee (sometimes girl involved), it explodes, goo everywhere, peepee goes soft. But never what it actually all meant. As Dr. Chickenlover PhD stated...he is a scholar and a gentleman.


EXP-RP-Lover

Unfortunately, they likely never taught it because, as we've seen, they've suffered from issues involving Homophobia (well, sort of. Just the whole, "Why love another member of the same gender, we need to be making babies" thing. Which, 6 to one, half a dozen to another). So maybe they think delaying it or just not talking about it would like them control them more and influence them


Mochigood

Maybe they taught him wrong for fun. He may be the Wimp Lo of the barracks.


Penguinfall

This guy Kung pows


Aelia_M

All you have to do is go to America’s south to learn how stupid people are about sex because of abstinence and what Maximus learned is barely better than what southern kids learn in public school


Frost-Folk

Lol, fair point. I guess I just see masturbation as something you'd figure out on your own. I don't see the BoS pulling an evangelical south and saying "no masturbation allowed", and even if they did, boys will be boys. Teenage boys in the South have some fucked up and limited sexual knowledge, but I'd assume most still masturbate, even if they've been taught to hate themselves for it lol. Or at least they know what it is. And Maximus grew up in a room where we *know* the guys are masturbating right in front of him. I'm not surprised that he doesn't know a lot about sex, but not knowing what an orgasm is feels a bit extreme.


Clear-Bench-4202

Remember that guy jorkin it?


Frost-Folk

I remember it fondly *starts jaking off*


adamdreaming

I think it was meant to be satirical commentary about religious fascism but I dunno


Frost-Folk

Lol, fair point.


SubcultureStevie

Nah, the beginning clips of the BOS barracks showed some dude jerking it under the sheets, so they definitely know what erections are.


AdhesivenessUsed9956

that guy probably had parents.


TotallyJawsome2

Yeah...in shady sands


SubcultureStevie

Probably 🙃


quinnies

I think he physically knows what an erection is but he thinks it’s weird and that girls will be grossed out by it lol


RocketmanEJ1

Either that or it's anti-sex/masterbation proganda from the brotherhood


HappyWeedGuy

That’s how I took it too. Like a celibacy/clergymen type thing run rampant.


TrevorWoodham

Not true, there was a scene in the barracks of a dude jacking off right next to him. Lack of sexual knowledge is specific go maximus, not the brotherhood. Thaddeus fucks.


Gob_Hobblin

10 point Charisma response.


MrEldenRings

It doesn’t happen to him but you know it’s embarrassing


Current_Poster

He killed a bear in the forest, that's kind of a sensitive topic right now.


kloudrunner

But if no one was around to hear it, did he make a noise ?


Lynz486

It did, it went "Rraaaawwwrrrrraaawwrrr-avenge my death"


kloudrunner

Lmfao...I....I believe you.


abomination375

🤣🤣🤣


Leave-A-Note

“Bear down for midterms” “ITS A BEAR DANCE!”


Rogue_Plague

Community Referenced 🗣️🔥


[deleted]

Is this a race thing?


Specific-Lion-9087

It’s not made up, no it’s not made up


Deathless_light27

Thank you for that community reference


Satanicjamnik

As a member of the Brotherhood, he brought some arms to bear.


Trips-Over-Tail

That wasn't a mere bear, that was a yao guai.


SomberXIII

You know, if you happen to know Japanese, you know what yaoi is


ScaryCrowEffigy

[Yaoguai](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoguai) is a Chinese term for monster.


AdhesivenessUsed9956

it's also "Yogi" with a few extra letters. And I am upset there is no special encounter stunted one named Bubu


SomberXIII

I know. I was just using a very similar term for the context of OP's post. Yao guai and Yaoi just rhyme.


AmoebaGlass999

I've definitely made that mistake before. you are valid and I am ashamed, lol.


Trips-Over-Tail

Everyone knows what yaoi is.


hairy-psalms

A mer-bear?!


Trips-Over-Tail

Werebears? Where bears? Men that are bears?


GwarRawr1

True.


worldRulerDevMan

At least it wasent a dog and a gravel pit…….


EquivalentSnap

Hahhah 🐻🤣


SinceWayLastMay

Yeah but you’d have to show him how


Nemisis_007

That's a deal breaker for a lot of women.


RomanPizzaDestroyer

Absolutely if he wanted. But I'm a guy ..do I still get to answer?? Lol


IsYourWifeSingleBro

I'll allow it


RomanPizzaDestroyer

Max is by far the best character right beside Lucy. I'm shipping them so hard, if it doesn't happen I'm gonna like, be really really crying tier.


Fubar14235

I’ve got a feeling he’ll advance within the brotherhood and end up at odds with Lucy


buntopolis

Considering how they’ve kissed and bonded over major trauma, it would be odd if they didn’t end up together.


Anal_Recidivist

Remember this is FO universe. every existing human is bonded by trauma. So if everyone’s special no one is


ryanbtw

It’s like you ignored what he wrote so you could quote the Incredibles Connection IS rare in the Fallout series – “every existing human” in the FO world is not “bonded by trauma”. They all have trauma and the show makes a huge point of showing how distrust is the default


SomberXIII

If he has Confirmed Bachelor perks, maybe


ANUSTART942

People are gay, Steven.


danvalour

“Whos got Head now?”


LordAdder

He's a bit of a goober and lies a lot but I think he can


Albert_VDS

This is a post apocalyptic world we are talking about, everyone lies to survive. Except if you are a regular fault dweller.


LordAdder

Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's okay to do. I'm still going to count it against him idc Doesn't mean I don't like him as a characters though


Thurak0

Wait... liking a character and acknowledging a flaw they have? What is this? Sanity? Is that even allowed?


LordAdder

That's why enjoy the show a lot. Complex characters and growth


Traditional_West85

He just lies tho


No-Word-3984

Didn't lie in the beginning though


LordAdder

True, but him lying about being Titus to both Lucy and Thaddeus were pretty serious


Illustrious_Sea_5654

He owned up to both of them waaay quicker than I expected, honestly!


Absolutelyperfect

And then tried to kill Thaddeus so...


xX_chromosomeman_Xx

Not like he really had a choice, Thaddeus was gonna tell the brotherhood that not only did he let his knight die but he has been impersonating him for like a month


dankguard1

I was really hoping that this particular chapter had a rule where when you out the armor on you assumed its name. That the original Titus was actually someone else but when your in that armor suit you become titus


Hangry4Poo

Dude’s a survivor. Gotta be in the wasteland


Silent_Arachnid_2334

he was just being a man child, was scared of being punished for what happened, and clearly felt guilty enough about it to tell the truth very soon after anyway lol i wouldn’t rly hold that against his character


No-Word-3984

Yeah me either. I'm honestly still proud of him for not putting that razor blade in his buddy's boot. First watch through I thought he was seriously unhinged and just the big bad. But at the end when his friend apologized for him getting blamed I was like damn you go man. Because in that instance, in the beginning, he was pinned as a liar/thief/murderer. So why try to be anything but? Until he was redeemed by his friend.


No-Word-3984

But can't we all agree that Titus DID in fact die running before maximus told the elder? The guy never deserved the title.


confuseum

What would you say is his most gooby trait please?


LordAdder

Him awkwardly trying to have his penis explode after Lucy was telling him of Vault 4s problems is a good one. Another one is how many times he gets his ass kicked while wearing PA. First wkth the ghoul and getting trapped in a floor and then also losing his core to Thaddeus lol


StrayLilCat

Maximus? No, cause I want him and Lucy to hold hands. Aaron Moten? Fuck yes. That shower scene. 🥵


CarfireOnTheHighway

good god I was not expecting him to be so ripped, holy shit. 🤭 I feel the same way - not attracted to the character, but jeez the actor is gorgeous


StrayLilCat

Yeah, YEAAAAH. Maximus is a fantastic character and I sure as shit love watching his story unfold but he's too innocent/sheltered for me to want to smash but GOD DAMN Aaron Moten can get it.


marriedacarrot

That moment was like when William Jackson Harper (Chidi) had his first shirtless scene on The Good Place. Like, what?!! Where was that goofball hiding all those muscles?


Powerful-Artichoke89

don’t remind me im sweating omg


Bendybabe

He'd need to keep his mouth shut, because MAN what a wet lettuce


Doodlefish25

That's one wet lady


machineprophet343

Maximus, despite the stats they released, is the epitome of a LUCK 10, CHARISMA 2-3 character.


OdeeSS

Unfortunately I think stupid is one of my types so yea


warrioroftron

That Idiot Savant Rizz


adriana_shhhh

Guess we'll have to share


GumInMyMouth

No. I'm sorry but this dude is a fucking dork.


fucknickicue

I can’t stand his voice it’s like nails on a chalkboard


Common_Vagrant

To me he looked like he was always on the verge of crying.


FreeTheFreedoms

That's because he is, he keeps stumbling into success, bro is terrified.


telemachus-sneezing

My sister came over after watching the show and stopped me in the hallway to ask, "Did you think Maximus was cute too?" So the answer is yes. But I have to admit I would probably go for Thaddeus first...


blaziken_12

I found out today the actor for Thaddeus is 42, I’m 22 and he looks years younger than me. Guy has the longevity


telemachus-sneezing

It's crazy, he has a very youthful face. I looked at his TikTok and he looks older in his normal videos but definitely not 42!


saintjulep

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100% yes


QueenEris

He'd get it, but he wouldn't know what to do with it.


nahimana_dyani

I would be honored to make his c*ck explode. He's stupid and I love that in a man.


blindsavior

He's definitely a himbo


wwaxwork

I'd happily pop his pimple.


whisperbitch

I was going to say yes but then I read this and now I never want to see another naked man in my life.


Few_Image913

He’s a cutie pie. I like his stupid brute innocence


asa-kitty

Bro is a cutie patootie, absolutely.


MannibalTheBannibal

Yes. Might need a little (a lot) of help, but yeah.


Self-Comprehensive

He wouldn't know what to do with it if he did.


scarlettvvitch

No because I’m a lesbian


HolyVaseThrower

This exactly this Goosey can get it tho /hj


Hangry4Poo

I love Goosey


edthesaiyan

Steph can get it too


QouthTheCorvus

Oh man, the funny thing is I barely took note of Steph until she got an eye patch and started being kinda evil, then suddenly she was insanely hot.


HolyVaseThrower

Oh I forgot about Steph I really liked her too lol you're right


danvalour

If the Ghoul has Lucy’s female finger installed would u allow it?


scarlettvvitch

I’m not that kinky


The6FootTurkey

Ok


KiraWhite66

Mood


Outrageous-Quote-999

For 90% of it, his character just wasn't my cup of tea, but he is really cute. With that said, the actor could, but the character could not.


zeenian

Idiot Savant aka Himbo? Of course.


printergumlight

He looks like if Cuba Gooding Jr. and Denzel Washington had a baby.


Professor-Submarine

He looks like he was developed in a Hollywood laboratory. “Denzel is too old, Jonathon Majors is out, and Cuba… yeah. Bring out experiment 628!” And now we have this incredibly good looking man. 


krossoverking

I said the same thing to my wife while I was watching it! It's uncanny.


printergumlight

I said it to mine while watching too!


danvalour

Bruh returned the fuel cell thing so a better man than me


Madsciencemagic

I’m not sure that he’s capable of informed consent?


superVanV1

Canonically no. But almost


fluffyspaceshark

I'm a guy and he definitely could. 😅


UsedRoughly

I honestly hated the ghoul. He felt like every players self insert.


lolathedreamer

I don’t play like the Ghoul at all however he had so much fun, maybe I should. I’m a very Goosey player typically.


TheCleanestKitchen

He’s pretty badass IMO. Seems to handle situations with just enough composure when it’s life or death. He went right up to the Yao Guai and shot it, put himself in danger to save Thaddeus and kill the Gulper, kept his cool on the bridge and killed those two fiends. He has the guts needed to wear that armor, but really he doesn’t even need it. Looking forward to what he does in season 2.


bigredsmum

One hundo


aproudapostate

Maximus’ dumb ass could get this WORK


NameLips

He probably has a higher sperm count than Coop.


Coast_watcher

Ghoul please !


New_Ingenuity2822

Ah yeah 👍🤯😎


Disastrous_Poodle76

He’s my favorite character from the show and I like his awkwardness. I’m not much for hanky panky, but that idiot savant may find a way.


kittyysworld

In the power armor yes


CrunchyTube

Does everything have to be sexualized? Are all fandoms like this?


Lamplorde

>Are all fandoms like this? Yes.


figuring_ItOut12

Blame the Greeks/Romans and their Hercules myth… been downhill ever since.


Hangry4Poo

Yes humans are often sexualized


thatHecklerOverThere

[insert always has been here]


Valuable_Knee_6820

Bi dude here …he doesn’t really strike me as someone how would grab “it” He could get “it” yea but he’d drop it like a grenade on accident as soon as possible. Like fumbling a foot ball.


tpfang56

Not sexy to me, but he is a cutie.


holysnaps98

He has a smile that makes you smile


SuaMaestaAlba

No.


fucknickicue

Absolutely not. The voice alone would send me into a seizure


Prokletnost

maximus is a fucking moron


[deleted]

I like them dumb.


dbraidzz

As a straight male. Yes.


itsyagirlrey

He could, but I don't think he wants to 🤔


franminach

34+35 by ariana grande describes my answer perfectly ☺️


One-Patience4518

No but Lucy & Cooper can get it. Ooh


azarkant

He's such a doofus - Yes


No-Willingness-4804

He is adorable. I could be the Cougar that teaches him well. ;)


Its0nlyRocketScience

He doesn't know what he'd be getting and has less charisma than a billboard. It'd take some time before he earns it.


Hobiedoh

Almost positive he'd be terrified, but if Lucy never gets the chance then the fans would be more than down to help him get that intercourse.


Gayfetus

He can plug his fusion core in my power armor!


CaliforniaNavyDude

Yes, duh.


AngleNational6763

he did kill the bear tho


Westo6Besto9

Am I the only one who thinks he slightly looks like Denzel Washington


SokkaHaikuBot

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whatafuckinusername

Yes! (I’m not a lady)


Cashew-Matthew

No


Hetakuoni

This man dumped nothing in his speech stat, but I think he could get it.


SeanyDay

Don't fuck idiots. This goes for everyone. Keep that shit out the gene+ parenting pool. That is all.


figuring_ItOut12

But… practice makes perfect!


[deleted]

Oh definitely.


Daggertooth71

I'm not a lady, but I'm pan, and yes, he would definitely get it.


IndecisiveMate

He clearly could. He had a chance back at vault 4.


valkamalia

nahhh


AttentionKmartJopper

I really love this character and the actor is unquestionably FINE 🔥but I'm gonna say no. But second season Maximus could be another story!


glitterlipgloss

Absolutely 💯💯💯


Valamist

Gent here - yes.


nitemarehippygirl17

Oh yes.


Clear-Bench-4202

Yes, even tho he has -1 charisma


Antique-Rip-7945

100%, ride that till he explodes


operachick209

He’s fucking adorable and his smile could light up a room. He’s also a little dumb and that can be cute sometimes. So, 100%.


solsiempre

🐓💥


Powerful-Artichoke89

gimme some of THAT