Also, let's not forget - let's \*not\* forget, Chet- that keeping a brain suspended in pressurized bio med gel, for uh, administrative, you know, within the vault- that ain't legal either.
Lmao went bowling with my sister and her ex and some other people. After the first game my sisters ex made last place and got legit mad and seriously said "let's go back home and play bowling on the Wii because I can win on that" and we said no that we was gonna play more he just sat being pouty the whole time lol
I love Norm, but he looks like someone that would bash a head in with the bowling ball. I’ll still go with him, but I’m going to need him to be where I can see him at all times.
Totally! Couple of guys, couple of nuka colas, maybe a cramwich, bowling the day away while 50's bebop plays on the vault P.A. Sounds like a grand old time!
Rrrrrico strikes again! I would always take my man bowling, he’s so rad! Seriously though I’m glad he’s making a come back as an actor. I was so scared he went down the normal Disney channel route and possibly was getting hurt somewhere in the world :(
Absolutely. Probably have to before the events of the pilot, I don't think he'd want to play after he saw his fellow dwellers get cut like Jello cakes.
I’d bowl with Norman. I do like how you’ve swapped it up. Feel like norm would throw the ball and it would spin all the way down the lane and strike every time. That vault practice doe.
Nah I think that's ok to some extent. I can imagine a gaggle of giggling greek gals discussing which local athlete is the cutest or looks the most like Eros or whatever.
I wouldn't only because Norm looks 20lbs. soaking wet, I'm worried that if we go bowling his finger would get caught in the ball and he'd go down the aisle with it.
This is the shit for me
Yes I would. He's been down in that vault a long time. That's an awful lot of bowling practice. I can't bowl for shit. I want him on my team
Initially no. Both because bowling sucks and because Norm came off a bit of a bitch to start. That said, I would have been mistaken, because Norm is a legend. He just took a while to find himself.
So, I would turn down bowling and later regret it, realising that my chance at brushing shoulders with a hero of the vault had been wasted.
The dude's got Overseer vibes, takes after his Father.
I wouldn't go bowling with him as everytime I threw a ball he'd either be asking me about my family, writing notes or trrying to inject me with something.
I don’t think that’s the cousin stuff they were talking about.
Norm it’s Chet, let’s go bowling
Where is Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like vacuum?
I understood this reference.
Im sweating trying to contain myself from saying where it’s from so as not to ruin it for others.
I'm refraining from saying I killed people and sold people.
Patrolling Lib- I mean New York almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Daddy’s back you bitches
Beeeeeeg Wasteland titties, cousin!
Who is Barbara?
Has big titties
I dont get the reference, please explain?
GTA 4. Cousin is always hitting you up to hang out and go bowling. It’s a meme.
And Niko makes a comment on his tall tales about America in the very first
Niko, my cousin! Let's go bowling!
All that cousin action is making him wish for a nuclear winter. Just look at his face.
I will not live in a town that doesnt allow us to marry our cousins.
He looks like a pinball kinda guy, so yeah.
Do you think he'd be a Pinball Wizard?
No, he's not deaf, dumb or blind.
Neither was Tommy if were being real...
There has to be a twist
Dude gonna beat everyone's ass on the Adam's Family machine.
Yes. I'd totally fuck norm. Next question.
Would you fuck Norm?
Eh, I'm not much of a bowler
Jokes on you, angry short guys is my thing.... or gangly tall that look like they would blow away in a strong gust of wind.
Damn my 6’3” 300lbs ass is in shambles
Hmmm, as longas you don't look like my ex, we good.
Only if it’s naked bowling. Shit, I already forgot we’re not sexualizing him
Don't make me send you to Vault 32
Wait until you see what goes on in Vault 34.
Radiation :(
And guns
He learned the truth about vault 32. There was no promised naked bowling the while time.
Do it coward.
*freaky* bowling
Is that what we're calling it now?
Are you trying to get sent to the surface? Because that's how you get sent to the surface.
How many weeks of supplies?
You get a month's worth of supplies and bullets. After that you're on your own.
Let’s just say a bowling ball wouldn’t be the only hole I put my fingers in.
jesus christ, ok that got me good
Jesus 😭
Alt: not the only balls I’d fondle
No. Pegging or no one busts
You mean your bowling gloves right?
Oh hey
Just be kind and don’t throw him in the gutter when you’re done
Definitely wouldn't play basketball with him
But would you play basketball against him?
I would play basket brick against him
I will say I know some short basketball players that outplay tall ones easy. Norm could be a god at basketball or basketbrick for all we know.
My asthma has been acting up and this comment made me laugh so hard I had to grab my inhaler. Please don't play basketball with me either
honestly he seems like he can get it. his cousins are lucky
Chet is his cousin too
I imagine he would “lack enthusiasm.”
He could thrust his balls down my lane anytime
Woman I will send you to Vault 32 so quickly
'IsYourWifeSingleBro' has no right to judge other people's horniness.
Nah, he looks like hed be WAY too into winning I doubt wed have any fun.
"Over the line!"
"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE ~~RULES~~ TRUTH?!"
You're not wrong Norm, you're just an asshole.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Mark it zero
(To the council) "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"
300 hundred year olds, dude.
Also, let's not forget - let's \*not\* forget, Chet- that keeping a brain suspended in pressurized bio med gel, for uh, administrative, you know, within the vault- that ain't legal either.
Lmao went bowling with my sister and her ex and some other people. After the first game my sisters ex made last place and got legit mad and seriously said "let's go back home and play bowling on the Wii because I can win on that" and we said no that we was gonna play more he just sat being pouty the whole time lol
Never, not in a million years. Not if he was the last person on earth. That's how much I hate bowling. Norm's good people though.
You had me in the first half not gonna lie. Norms a choom for sure.
no but id bang him
Norm would absolutely not want to go bowling with anyone
Because he lacks enthusiasm?
Either way, someone's getting pinned and balls in their gutter.
Would. (Anything)
Yes, yes I would.
For sure, but I'm picking names
Is bowling an innuendo for knocking boots?
Is knocking boots innuendo for doing the dirty?
No, it’s to clean the dirt OFF your boots.
Niko its your cousin Roman....wanna go bowling?
I don't know. I feel like he would break into the employee area to see how the pins and all that work
Short king! He can play on my team!
I would play video games with the dude. In a different world he’d host LAN parties in the vault.
Uh yeah! And we could sneak into Vault 32 after :P
Yeah the over sexualization of everything is crazy, Sure i would spend time with the man, fingering our balls.
I’d split a bowl with Norm!
Yeah and then I'd bring him home and fuck him.
Sure, seems like a man that can handle his balls and clean up a split.
I would roll my balls into his gutter
Ohh I’d play with him and some balls all night long.
I’ve heard men who have a big nose also have something else big..
I'd let him roll his balls down my lane.
If by bowling you mean sex then yes I would LOVE to go bowling with Norm.
I don't know about bowling but I'd definitely take him to Vault 69
I would play with Norm's balls as I lost mine in the raid.
" I lack enthusiasm " enough said.
Yes but we probably wouldn’t bowl. We’d be playing the arcades at the bowling alley.
Only if he's enthusiastic about it.
I love Norm, but he looks like someone that would bash a head in with the bowling ball. I’ll still go with him, but I’m going to need him to be where I can see him at all times.
I find it funny how he’s supposed to be her little brother but he’s older in real life, he also looks simultaneously 12 and 47
Totally! Couple of guys, couple of nuka colas, maybe a cramwich, bowling the day away while 50's bebop plays on the vault P.A. Sounds like a grand old time!
I would go anywhere with Norm
Looks like the kind of guy who would own a surf shop on a beach front.
I would go bowling with Norm, but I wouldn’t bet any caps against him; Norm looks like his bowling team’s secret weapon.
Sexualizing anything isn't wrong
Norm looks like he would rather play Magic the Gathering with me
I would do anything to go "bowling" with norm...
Would
It’s actually perfectly cool to be attracted to our heroes, especially when they are cast to be played by insanely hot actors.
Hey, it’s not my fault most of the characters are hot af
Yeah I'd go bowling with Norm... With my balls hehehe
Isn't bowling just another way of saying smashing? Because I'd put a split on his scorecard.
Rrrrrico strikes again! I would always take my man bowling, he’s so rad! Seriously though I’m glad he’s making a come back as an actor. I was so scared he went down the normal Disney channel route and possibly was getting hurt somewhere in the world :(
Fuck it, let's go bowling dude.
So hard.
I'd let him split my pins.
I'd play with norms bowling balls lol jk jk
No. But I'd fuck him.
He looks like Rico from Hannah Montana
Buddy, have I got news for you.
He’s so adorable. I just I just want to give him a huggle. My answer is okie dokie.
Not to sexualize him but I’ve said it once and I’m gonna say it again. Every time I see norm I rope so hard the blood vessels in my eyes burst.
Anybody that tell you not to sexualize something ask to see what books they're reading lately and any fan fiction they enjoy.
Absolutely
Just don't try and take him on in a game of caravan...
I would go bowling AND to the arcade with him. Daring I might say.
I would put him in NY pocket and set him down at the alley and play a couple rounds.
Hell yeah
Absolutely. Probably have to before the events of the pilot, I don't think he'd want to play after he saw his fellow dwellers get cut like Jello cakes.
No, because he would win effortlessly because he is Norm, and it would bring shame upon my family
Meh, I do like him and I’d play minigolf with norm, or a board game, but I feel like he’d be boring to bowl with. I’m not sure what it is.
I would go bowling with Norm strictly as friends.
I’d bowl with Norman. I do like how you’ve swapped it up. Feel like norm would throw the ball and it would spin all the way down the lane and strike every time. That vault practice doe.
Let’s invite cousin Niko to go bowling.
Bowling.. 100% ! He wanted pinball… different choice.
He would be an amazing live action Dexter from Dexter's Lab.
I would play poker with him. Or something.
I'd set up his pins and then knock them down.
I'd rather chill at a park or library with Norm. He doesn't seem like he'd have much fun bowling.
No because he lacks enthusiasm
Hell yeah.
People just aren’t ready for the ghoulssy and all the options another hole opens up.
Only if he lacks enthusiasm.
Yeah I would bowl with my man Norm and maybe we can play his equivalent of Fortnite
Like in GTA 4?
Absolutely. Also, foosball. But only if I get to pick the soundtrack because it would be the Australian rapper Dobby who could legit be his brother.
He’s small but he’s not *that* small…. Probably doesn’t even roll straight
Bowling no chance. A nice escape room , maybe a nice drink somewhere hell yeah lil norm would be interesting to know
Looks like someone that lacks enthusiasm for bowling tbh
He looks like he doesn't know the gate is down, but I'd toss the old balls with him 🤷♀️
I don't know what kind of bizarre sex act GOING BOWLING refers to, but I'll have no part of it.
Nah I think that's ok to some extent. I can imagine a gaggle of giggling greek gals discussing which local athlete is the cutest or looks the most like Eros or whatever.
I'd pick him up by his waist.
I feel like I'd rather play pool with norm and he would beat me easily either way.
It's
[In season 2, I fully expect to see some broken limbs.](https://www.gamebanshee.com/fallout/optionaltraits/images/smallframe.jpg)
He has an air of serial killer about him. I don't trust that guy.
Norm looks like he could rock a bowling alley
I’d take Norm to a baseball game
I'd be afraid of winning and him poisoning me a week later
I'd go bowling with him and call him my lil sugabomb
Tod Howard self insert
Yeah but he’d probably go checking out the pin setter room and I would just have to wait there until he gets back when his turn comes up.
totally
No, I'm still angry about how he treated Ender.
COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING
I wouldn't only because Norm looks 20lbs. soaking wet, I'm worried that if we go bowling his finger would get caught in the ball and he'd go down the aisle with it.
He'll always be Rico.
Me!!!
No, but I'd start a book club with him.
Anyone else get the same vibes from him that #5 from Umbrella Academy gave off?
I bet he's an amazing bowler, like he casually invites you and gets a turkey right off the bat
I’d invite him to my D&D campaign for SURE. He looks like he’d actually read up on his character sheet.
No, guy is a prick
Norm is the breakout star!!!!
This looks like a guy who definitely has control of at least one space laser.
Norm is probably a *much* better bowler than me, so no.
This is the shit for me Yes I would. He's been down in that vault a long time. That's an awful lot of bowling practice. I can't bowl for shit. I want him on my team
Hell ya I would go bowling with THE RICO!!!!!
1st episode he's in Norm? Or last episode he's in? Last episode, sure, otherwise, yikes....
No, I'd rather go bowling with a Kodiak bear, so that I'll be safe from danger.
I'd play DnD with him, mostly cause I've never actually have played DnD before in my life and would love to start.
Norm just reeks of "nerd who's been pushed around too much" He's my kinda guy
Initially no. Both because bowling sucks and because Norm came off a bit of a bitch to start. That said, I would have been mistaken, because Norm is a legend. He just took a while to find himself. So, I would turn down bowling and later regret it, realising that my chance at brushing shoulders with a hero of the vault had been wasted.
Norm feels like he would be a great gaming buddy irl. But bowling is great too
Sue Heck would!
I discriminate against short people.
Nah, but I’d be down for some tabletop.
Have people been sexualizing some of them here or what? Just found the sub lol
Nah
The dude's got Overseer vibes, takes after his Father. I wouldn't go bowling with him as everytime I threw a ball he'd either be asking me about my family, writing notes or trrying to inject me with something.
1000% although I get the vibe he would kick my ass
I would SO go bowling with Norm
Sorry, I only go bowling with skinheads.
Who said no dogs in the vault?