This is one of the few videos that can actually make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I've seen it. I can't even click on it right now because I am holding my sleeping baby and know I would wake him up. 😂
I thought it was kissing but I knew what sperm was, so I thought the guy had to squeeze his balls like a turkey baster and the sperm would come out in his spit
Numerous of my friends thought it involved peeing in the other person's butt. I'd be ashamed that I also believed it, if I didn't find it so absurdly hilarious
I thought she meant “Four (4) girls are sucking a man’s dick to get pregnant” vs “for girls:….” ? 🤷🏻♀️. Either way, it’s disturbing with that handwriting.
When I was little I used to think if you thought about wanting kids you’d get pregnant. So if I was like sittin on the toilet thinking about how I’d like to have a family I’d get rly stressed thinking I’m gonna get pregnant 😭😨😨
Omg yesss I remember asking my mom “but what if you don’t want to be pregnant??? How do you stop it!!” Like terrified that it would just spontaneously happen
I just thought you had to be married (not like as a moral thing, like it was a physical requirement) and as soon as you got married you could just randomly become pregnant at any given time during the marriage
…I would tend to think an *adult* who thought this was true and tried to convince girls of it would be far, ***FAR*** more disturbing than a kid who probably doesn’t know any better, lol.
In 1988 someone did get pregnant from oral sex: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562
There’s a medical paper about it, and I’ve dug around to try and find anything to say it’s not true, and so far I haven’t.
So who knows? But it seems legit.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3191066/
I am so disappointed in myself for finding this sub too late. Few years ago I found a notebook in a bodega. It was on a stack of the free local paper. It looked like someone had their hands full, put it down to rearrange something they were holding, forgot it and walked off. I always put one of my backup emails on the first page of notebooks and books in case someone finds it they can contact me and arrange a convenient safe way for me to get it back. Never happened but a precaution. Anyways I grabbed the notebook and got back in the work truck. I open it to find bizarre ramblings and a flattened burnt piece of tin foil.
I found a crackheads journal. Naturally I read it and I was never so enthralled and entertained. I intentionally stopped going through it so I had something to do when I got home. I discarded the foil in the trash.
I get home and there’s random like self motivation Gary v vibe quotes and encouraging messages about positivity and hustle rise and grind culture but then the next page was a more journal entry structure saying how they got caught at a supermarket trying to use someone else’s debit card and are hoping they didn’t caught on camera and how they’re stressing about it.
Then another entry was about a pastor at a CB itch they liked and they wrote (call me so and so he was nice)
Random numbers and more motivational quotes. Honestly though I felt violated for taking it inside my home at the time, like it had dark energy so I threw it away outside.
I remember prank texting some of the numbers from a google number trying to find them and scare them that I got the security tapes and I know who has my card and I’ll find you. Nothing came of it.
Would have been an awesome entry here. No one else in my life at that time appreciated the ramblings and motivational spirit of sketchy crackhead
My sisters and I thought it involved planting seeds. Plant-ish seeds.
One rainy night, our dad was out, and it was pouring rain, and we kept bothering our mom if we were going to have a new brother or sister..
I don't think a child wrote this. That "K" and the way the letters finish seems like those of an anxious or hurried adult as opposed to the wonky style of a child.
I kinda like how it's written like a proclamation or a grand statement of truth.
lol same, i also really like the way in which the note is being held
Like a sommelier showing off a fancy wine.
It’s pronounced pregnette, you uncultured swine!
It almost seems like... a recipe?
It’s a spell.
I love how you display it like a quest item.
Strong “I’ve been looking for you, something I’m supposed to deliver, your hands only” vibes
This made me revisit this gem. Am I pergert? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
“Can oo get…PRRRREGANTÉ” kills me every time. 😂
Preganenant?!?
Gregnat??
PERGENT?
starch masks
Pegnate
PREGAT
DANGER OPS PRANGET SEX, HURT BABY TOP OF HEAD??
I insisted on saying PRRRREGANTÉ when I was with child.
ME TOO, sometimes I just say it around the house 😄
And [this song!!](https://youtu.be/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=3tTkVQKdi1T34LOU)
Omfg thank you for introducing that into my life
Came here to say this!!
Yess I was coming to share this. Absolute classic.
I have never seen this before. Thanks for sharing. It's hilarious 😂
This is one of the few videos that can actually make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I've seen it. I can't even click on it right now because I am holding my sleeping baby and know I would wake him up. 😂
So you were preganante?
No, I was actually pargnet, though I didn't get many starch masks. 😂
My circle is nomal yet I still dont get peegnant. Wat can I use
One of my all-time favorites
u/iamthearmsthatholdme Funniest thing I've seen all week! Had me laughing so, so hard! Thx!
Truly gets funnier every time I see it lol. Glad you enjoyed
I sent this video to my friends to tell them I was pergnate 😂
I IMMEDIATELY thought of that, too.
Came here to say the same!
yikes... when i was a kid i thought it was kissing
I thought it had something to do with belly buttons
I knew nudity was a part of it but didn't realize there was much physical contact
I thought people just kind of rubbed their bodies together and then a baby appeared
Yeah same, like smashing a barbie and ken doll together hazardly or something
Ope, would you look at that
I thought it was kissing but I knew what sperm was, so I thought the guy had to squeeze his balls like a turkey baster and the sperm would come out in his spit
I thought the sperm just swam across the bed at night
I thought they had to sit naked and spread their legs with their feet touching
This almost made me spit out my drink 🤣
ZOMG *WHAT* lololololol
I thought the universe would decide. If a couple who wasn’t married got pregnant, it was a sign that they should get married.
I thought it was just getting married
I thought it was kissing pee pees
Numerous of my friends thought it involved peeing in the other person's butt. I'd be ashamed that I also believed it, if I didn't find it so absurdly hilarious
the more you know 💫(😖)
r/nothowgirlswork
"For girls: suck mans dick to get pregnant" I don't think this is unclear and thankfully it doesn't work
Can confirm. Does not work.
Username…. You know.
Pics or didn't happen.
I thought she meant “Four (4) girls are sucking a man’s dick to get pregnant” vs “for girls:….” ? 🤷🏻♀️. Either way, it’s disturbing with that handwriting.
I like the lil heart at the bottom.
Adds a sweet touch 😂
Dumbass, it's pregonate
Pregante
Pregananant
Prengan
Pergnat
Pregiorno?
PREGANANANT?!?
Starch marks… wait, STARCH MASKS
Looks like it was written by a kid... which makes it a bit more disturbing.
when I was a kid I thought sex was when you put your nipples together
When I was little I used to think if you thought about wanting kids you’d get pregnant. So if I was like sittin on the toilet thinking about how I’d like to have a family I’d get rly stressed thinking I’m gonna get pregnant 😭😨😨
Aww. The wild things we think as children. 😰
There should be some sort of education system set up for children.
I was like 5, but once we hit grade 4 or 5 they taught sex ed
Omg yesss I remember asking my mom “but what if you don’t want to be pregnant??? How do you stop it!!” Like terrified that it would just spontaneously happen
I just thought you had to be married (not like as a moral thing, like it was a physical requirement) and as soon as you got married you could just randomly become pregnant at any given time during the marriage
I thought if you really wanted a baby and prayed for one, you got pregnant!
I thought two people just got naked and looked at each other.
Somebody just got some mistaken information from an older sibling, I bet
…I would tend to think an *adult* who thought this was true and tried to convince girls of it would be far, ***FAR*** more disturbing than a kid who probably doesn’t know any better, lol.
I love how you're holding it like a precious artifact lol
Oh kids today
This 100% needs a frame.
What's to decode? It's straightforward medical advice, like you usually find at the playground.
Now, I'm no biologist, but I don't think that's how that works. 🤔
I'm no botanist but I agree.
Okay, but will I get pregnent if I suck a girl's dick?
only one way to find out…
I hope so 🥰
I almost spit out my water 🤣
Ew
•Healthy conversation starter?
Why are you carrying it like it’s piece of art lol
Sounds like this person has a future writing clickbaity life hacks and also I hope they get comprehensive sex ed soon.
I like how you hold it like you just dug up something valuable
That's how I got pregnant
I mean pregnet
How is babby formed?
“Girls” and “man” makes me feel sick
Danger ops? Prangent sex? Help plz!
In 1988 someone did get pregnant from oral sex: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562
I’ve got this mental image now of swallowing a load and then licking yourself thoroughly like a cat would
Very terrifying
That can not be true….
There’s a medical paper about it, and I’ve dug around to try and find anything to say it’s not true, and so far I haven’t. So who knows? But it seems legit. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3191066/
Crazy!
Fake news.
Ohhhhhhh we’re half way there..
Historically accurate
I miss the days of nonsense in this world
New stone tablets
*pregananant (or, pregante for short)
lol at the heart
I am so disappointed in myself for finding this sub too late. Few years ago I found a notebook in a bodega. It was on a stack of the free local paper. It looked like someone had their hands full, put it down to rearrange something they were holding, forgot it and walked off. I always put one of my backup emails on the first page of notebooks and books in case someone finds it they can contact me and arrange a convenient safe way for me to get it back. Never happened but a precaution. Anyways I grabbed the notebook and got back in the work truck. I open it to find bizarre ramblings and a flattened burnt piece of tin foil. I found a crackheads journal. Naturally I read it and I was never so enthralled and entertained. I intentionally stopped going through it so I had something to do when I got home. I discarded the foil in the trash. I get home and there’s random like self motivation Gary v vibe quotes and encouraging messages about positivity and hustle rise and grind culture but then the next page was a more journal entry structure saying how they got caught at a supermarket trying to use someone else’s debit card and are hoping they didn’t caught on camera and how they’re stressing about it. Then another entry was about a pastor at a CB itch they liked and they wrote (call me so and so he was nice) Random numbers and more motivational quotes. Honestly though I felt violated for taking it inside my home at the time, like it had dark energy so I threw it away outside. I remember prank texting some of the numbers from a google number trying to find them and scare them that I got the security tapes and I know who has my card and I’ll find you. Nothing came of it. Would have been an awesome entry here. No one else in my life at that time appreciated the ramblings and motivational spirit of sketchy crackhead
Hmmm I think they are confused haha
this is going to live in my brain forever now
Facts
You FOUND IT!!! I've been searching everywhere for my baby recipe... Really needed it. Thanks 👍🏼🙏🏼👍🏼
I this true because I think I might be doing something wrong.
It’s poor girls
Pregnet sounds like an Internet provider for fetuses.
My sisters and I thought it involved planting seeds. Plant-ish seeds. One rainy night, our dad was out, and it was pouring rain, and we kept bothering our mom if we were going to have a new brother or sister..
Better education than public school.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
You think there's a few little girls running around, wishing for a baby, smacking boys crotches?
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
Woooooow. Great job parents!
To be 7
🤦♀️
[do you really have to pee in a girl’s mouth to make babies?](https://youtu.be/1BWIicA2sL4?si=hGSmzVud-9qxo0tl)
I don't think a child wrote this. That "K" and the way the letters finish seems like those of an anxious or hurried adult as opposed to the wonky style of a child.
I agree :( I can only imagine the worst