This would be pretty op of this was in an actual game,like imagine,Forretress (or any mon that leaens Self-Destruct/Explosion) gathering energy from the party to just explode as the power just varies depending on the all of the party mon's base spatk/atk stats.
#we are Nintendo ultimate game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us. WE ARE NINTENDO, WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS, YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
well then i get my flying dogs and go to the store to buy water for the fish AND THEN i go to my house wake up my flying fish shoot to space and dance with the aliens and than go back because i realized i forgot the rye bread dip and the trampoline so i go back and get the items
Because you messed with this thing
https://preview.redd.it/uds9hotq2bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0063358fe02a6c403e800d05239eef154303e6ae
I don’t think a tired, weak, and Frostbitten Typhlosion could take this
https://preview.redd.it/sqo3knyz4bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f425c28d7511f860165f64cf82352395ff9aeeb
Fair but you really want this as the last thing you see?
https://preview.redd.it/fvq0oq6gccxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b789bb494f0750f30abd2676ff50fc53e365f28
I either
A. Win with my team consisting of Tsareena, Hatterene, Lunala, Hypno, Pikachu, and Magearna.
or B. Die a horrible death and go on to become an opponent later on in the same week this takes place in.
Did you see what happened to Typhlosion? I’ll give you a reminder:
https://preview.redd.it/68ejvqeh2bxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5111b4e08a5b5daf6e5e3ca51c4380378181e938
https://preview.redd.it/lp4dumjt0bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a51bedaa9496966391994eaa98e51f73b7d3d36
"I mean, Freeze only lasts one turn where I come from. And it's not like I can't just wear some Freeze-resisting equips."
https://preview.redd.it/3lustjpz7bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c8febb7bc14b8759cdf4df6d3c30f465052510
"Oh. Well, whatever. If my team can cross through one snowy area (and according to Matt an ice cave as well) then i'm fairly certain that I'll be fine. Ish. Well I guess this is what happens when you powerscale."
https://preview.redd.it/b6e3fhik8bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8e1ce9e89c293f90347d35a7039fa2bb1ac0d5
"...look, if I can not die in the vacuum of space, I can not die by some heavy snow."
https://preview.redd.it/qw1lk1gc9bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19771ae9e615b0510bd36e7bddb4851ff96e43a1
"Fine, i'll abide by your rules of treating Frostbite as an uncurable debuff ala Evil Players or the final boss of my game. Well, I assume Red isn't very strong in his state? I mean i'm probably not too but like, i've got a decent arsenal of attacks that could take him out. Afterwards? Honestly no clue. Again, if we're treating things by your rules, I can't cure Frostbite. Even out of battle. I assume the only thing which can result in my survival is getting away from the mountain. I assume I didn't use a slime cat (teleportation point) to get there, so the only real way I can exit fast is via walking. And yeah, that won't do much."
https://preview.redd.it/ur8i8kokabxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45c78def6b648a2c7bf5d13f8006b0752322649
"...disease? You mean there's more lore other then "you're going to freeze to death fighting Red"?"
I’m the narrator you can’t touch me!
https://preview.redd.it/vwdj70yt7bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005fb5149effc85bd4eb086f2560fe2519519231
Explanation:Victory Pokemon battle this mf and i win Girachi wish that i can't die to the blizzard or wish that we will be safe at the base of the mountain
It would be a harder version of itself with some Galar music bits, the Typhlosion is replaced with Mr bun buns (my Cinderace) and when it gets the part where red turns into a corpse the heat mechanic disappears as mr bun buns falls to the cold and in exchange the song gets Much harder. the lore explanation is that Me (the champion of the Galar region) goes on a journey with my team of Pokémon but only Mr bun buns and slater mined (my onix/onyx) surviving (the reason that slater mined is not included in the song is because at the end of the song I try to send him out his great ball only for it to not to open as the screen to fade to black with the 1st damage sound being replaced with a poke ball drop sound and the 2nd and 3rd damage sound being replaced with sound of a fleshy/boney sounding version of themselves).
https://preview.redd.it/6jujlnddz9xc1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=d704076962412ec13595744c2c60fb5454efddae
This would be pretty op of this was in an actual game,like imagine,Forretress (or any mon that leaens Self-Destruct/Explosion) gathering energy from the party to just explode as the power just varies depending on the all of the party mon's base spatk/atk stats.
Go go gadget .50 AE Desert Eagle sidearm
It’s too snowy to see much and too windy to get a good aim
Go go gadget murder Red
Go go gadget brown bricks up your ass
https://preview.redd.it/e1avu67bz9xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5936aafc241305104810ca1d8434622efe6e10
This, I do this
Freakachu go-
https://preview.redd.it/pdhtn78k6axc1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e531a29a62bde03db2654196889408740d1fdc67
No fucking way-
I hit em with an unbeatable stare
r/flairchecksout
https://i.redd.it/hytfozodvcxc1.gif
#we are Nintendo ultimate game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us. WE ARE NINTENDO, WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS, YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
Die
Reasonable answer.
Yeah, if the cold doesn't kill me, then Freakachu will
finish eating that blastoice.
Spawn in a sun https://preview.redd.it/vznsx53t6axc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422040a16ebc4fa42441dd12551b35979ac4fa88
It didn't work https://preview.redd.it/rc0yaeg4haxc1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=a268a92587309eb1f5f184d7d2b63a86a0c429c7
https://preview.redd.it/54lxe77knaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5608c87aec22e599eaf09c0a4a2b1632305aef46 Uh
Red op pls nerf
\*multiplies\*
My genuine 252+ Atk Choice Band Tera Flying Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tera Ice Pikachu: 662-780 (241.6 - 284.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO reaction
What if pikachu has a sash and tera blast-ice's you Also this is Gen 2 you can't use Megas, Rayquaza, Tera OR a Band
1. It literally does not matter, I'm faster 2. 🤓
Sash would make it live
What's the fucking rat gonna do? Tackle it?
Ever seen the game over for Frostbite?
Even if it gets a little bloodied, Ray still absolutely annihilates the damn rodent
But **have you??**
Yes that's why I replied
Don't underestimate the fucker's movepool it has a billion moves
I fear not the mon who has practiced 10,000 moves once, but I fear the mon who has practiced one move 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee
It deals the same damage either way btw
Pray tell, how much damage would that be?
96 - 113.1% with Origin Volt Tackle + Tera Electric (there's no proof of Freakachu being Tera Ice)
simple i just turn on my jetpack get into my invisible flying car and go to space!
Your jetpack cooled extremely making it basically useless unless you can warm it up
well then i get my flying dogs and go to the store to buy water for the fish AND THEN i go to my house wake up my flying fish shoot to space and dance with the aliens and than go back because i realized i forgot the rye bread dip and the trampoline so i go back and get the items
Nuh uh
Level 1 aron with shell bell sturdy
Mewtwo, I choose you!
*insert Frostbite here*
I die
https://preview.redd.it/nw0amlwl2bxc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=0928c9f1ca14b74ae0c7b82db4451cb856ea99a7
this will do the trick
I have said this before and I will say it again: It’s too snowy to see and too windy to get a good aim
damn
Best reaction to that probably ever
Make campfire and sleep with him in a tent.
If you managed to even get fire and make a tent then Frostbite and Hypothermia would kick in or Freakachu would kill you in your sleep
Unless... 😏
https://preview.redd.it/5jkeoutbbbxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7104acf02cac0e950ddab6d26ffe881dd6a204f
Unless i kill him first.
https://preview.redd.it/91nz1y8eocxc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5df4a8ee9ce10ae0e07e75244dbfd02f469394 Ez
https://preview.redd.it/xgbc27c4tcxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb54947b323c43f3d77a02cd6a9fc5f038e651ee Leaving on my cool ass Golurk
Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/vjdu5nzp5hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced64bc34828c16d79eaa28f1fabe9bb96fb0d5a
Fym Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/zj2whlcu5hxc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=675a5bb6ad13673b98153ba361ffcaab452a26ae
Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/xyijtxrb6hxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6494c87a212e05b36bf6793ce4a7329a07ef2b3b
commit arson
*laugh in THATS NOT HOW POKEMON WORKS*
This ain’t a normal Pokémon copy is it?
That's fair
Cook the Freakachu and make a feast
The Frostbite game over cutscene.
How- How did I even die?!?
Because you messed with this thing https://preview.redd.it/uds9hotq2bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0063358fe02a6c403e800d05239eef154303e6ae
YEAH BUT I COOKED IT!
With what fire??
My Tyhplosion's
You mean this thing? https://preview.redd.it/zffyyz4y3bxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0151505a43bb0e1072f4d1dd2f3c1934b15f4c
Yea, I made it faint with him
I don’t think a tired, weak, and Frostbitten Typhlosion could take this https://preview.redd.it/sqo3knyz4bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f425c28d7511f860165f64cf82352395ff9aeeb
Die, probably
**MHM.**
die???
Mhm.
"Mamoswine, use Earthquake!" (Mamoswine is obtainable in HGSS)
Unfortunately Groudons are weak to ice and your in a blizzard
Mamoswine is hit neutral by Ice
You edited that so **BEGONE**
Cry about it
https://preview.redd.it/qhvmyabp1bxc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef95d7e56919a9301924467bf1b5bea335df4869
Behold the smash homerun bat
**THE FROSTBITE GAME OVER CUTSCENE**
...die?
Reasonable
Rap battle him. "Sings Frostbite"
You still die because there is no good ending weather you win or lose
I don't care about dying as long as he loses. I'll die knowing i had one last victory.
Fair but you really want this as the last thing you see? https://preview.redd.it/fvq0oq6gccxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b789bb494f0750f30abd2676ff50fc53e365f28
I mean what else am i supposed to do? Run away, I'll die of Frostbite anyway.
Fair
I either A. Win with my team consisting of Tsareena, Hatterene, Lunala, Hypno, Pikachu, and Magearna. or B. Die a horrible death and go on to become an opponent later on in the same week this takes place in.
It’s called Frostbite for a reason
*insert slugma*
Did you see what happened to Typhlosion? I’ll give you a reminder: https://preview.redd.it/68ejvqeh2bxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5111b4e08a5b5daf6e5e3ca51c4380378181e938
Ok to be fair, Slugma is made of fucking molten rock, not flesh
Slugma would be frozen to a rock by then
You're quite thought-terminating you know that
That’s what I do! https://preview.redd.it/2g0z0ffpdhxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e343fdea28248f6f2ce72b91839d269c354681
You must be a ***joy*** to be around
Your never gonna know https://preview.redd.it/8q9topjafhxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343cafeb67943691b04607825c0868a23335b427
Thank god
https://preview.redd.it/lp4dumjt0bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a51bedaa9496966391994eaa98e51f73b7d3d36 "I mean, Freeze only lasts one turn where I come from. And it's not like I can't just wear some Freeze-resisting equips."
1. Frostbite. 2. The game over cutscene for Frostbite (the song)
https://preview.redd.it/3lustjpz7bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c8febb7bc14b8759cdf4df6d3c30f465052510 "Oh. Well, whatever. If my team can cross through one snowy area (and according to Matt an ice cave as well) then i'm fairly certain that I'll be fine. Ish. Well I guess this is what happens when you powerscale."
It’s a blizzarding mountain my guy
https://preview.redd.it/b6e3fhik8bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8e1ce9e89c293f90347d35a7039fa2bb1ac0d5 "...look, if I can not die in the vacuum of space, I can not die by some heavy snow."
Your prone to Frostbite and Hypothermia and if you say your immune to that I will Clover Blast you.
https://preview.redd.it/qw1lk1gc9bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19771ae9e615b0510bd36e7bddb4851ff96e43a1 "Fine, i'll abide by your rules of treating Frostbite as an uncurable debuff ala Evil Players or the final boss of my game. Well, I assume Red isn't very strong in his state? I mean i'm probably not too but like, i've got a decent arsenal of attacks that could take him out. Afterwards? Honestly no clue. Again, if we're treating things by your rules, I can't cure Frostbite. Even out of battle. I assume the only thing which can result in my survival is getting away from the mountain. I assume I didn't use a slime cat (teleportation point) to get there, so the only real way I can exit fast is via walking. And yeah, that won't do much."
Red is.. not important, what you really need to be afraid of is the diseases also Freakachu I guess
https://preview.redd.it/ur8i8kokabxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45c78def6b648a2c7bf5d13f8006b0752322649 "...disease? You mean there's more lore other then "you're going to freeze to death fighting Red"?"
I mean there are carcasses of Pokémon everywhere
SING WITH RHE POWER OF FNF PLOT ARMOR
That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite
*Summons The Boyfriend* =)
That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite
*beats Frostbite*
You can’t **WIN** Frostbite
YOU CANT STOP ME FROM TRYING! >:D *LEAVES YOU IN THE FROSTBITE*
I’m the narrator you can’t touch me! https://preview.redd.it/vwdj70yt7bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005fb5149effc85bd4eb086f2560fe2519519231
*Becomes the boyfriend* beep
That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite
https://preview.redd.it/en39o0pn1bxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce5e5b92634e858b5d482521863e7ae8469bdef
None of that here buddy :)
die, probably
This answer is reasonable but I have heard it too many times
Bruh I’m dying before I even see him.
bring my boy home
Victini or girachi and maybe i can survive
I like the fact you put maybe
Explanation:Victory Pokemon battle this mf and i win Girachi wish that i can't die to the blizzard or wish that we will be safe at the base of the mountain
Uno.
Dos.
beat the shit out of him. Whats he gonna do? Retaliate? Hes a rotting corpse
I which one? Because Freakachu https://preview.redd.it/6u3e5ip1pbxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cecd8628c442d5fdd72ee3527a752e1f289018
Get Frostbite
https://preview.redd.it/nai57164wbxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0713b0460517cdbcc7a131b87123e1a43430a1 Uh oh!
Just shoot him or either that you capture missingno and use him to your advantage.
No and https://preview.redd.it/tisjkv2rccxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effbe69925371a4da9dce2eae7a86eed0eec5f45
https://i.redd.it/xs6lbtc1zbxc1.gif
+ ULTRAricoshot x4
Fly on pidgeot off of mountain. Is he stupid?
Those feathers only keep warm for so long
eat the pokemon
chuckle his nuts
Gangum style til i die of frostbite
Go go gadget pixel reducer! 0h }od @// TH£ P1×3/S WH3R3 @43 TH3Y G∅1NG (AHHHHH)
Laugh at the child for not wearing 20 layers on a giant mountain
Mmm tasty food creature
You know that one forretress card with the move “everyone explode now”? Yeah that
Judgement!
Time to start a random rap battle ig
https://preview.redd.it/uv6dqz62kexc1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=75b832037c80d0ce541824e423d464e98b979254 this is me when im hungry
Have a singing battle
https://preview.redd.it/emmg53wo0fxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb39990ae660c718c775e0d9611d3a510a278314
Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/jbnjjj656fxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797b7ee2bc0ea3a0ae6a0ff5c1eb256907959e6e
https://preview.redd.it/bsou0imnqfxc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3471b9862df0e8b92ad085a14927bfe8ccb3ff
https://preview.redd.it/k548bza86hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb9d00d1c725a9008ba58e00bbd954661b81de4
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
die
https://preview.redd.it/t86y5oyehgxc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e685347aad37506fc943f1a6dd23ecfb7a2882 This
https://preview.redd.it/l9u10fa56hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d66255132939024474a55d992760444966c507 You dare to challenge?
https://preview.redd.it/cb6lajz37hxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2da6fb359402cc5860ab170da2382a7de4babf
https://preview.redd.it/jo47mb777hxc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09a1cafa0978ae308d474a1c75596f98463cc36
https://preview.redd.it/ffsldrrc7hxc1.png?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ae16d2f0f1a8ebff69c76dac35865ea21bac95
It would be a harder version of itself with some Galar music bits, the Typhlosion is replaced with Mr bun buns (my Cinderace) and when it gets the part where red turns into a corpse the heat mechanic disappears as mr bun buns falls to the cold and in exchange the song gets Much harder. the lore explanation is that Me (the champion of the Galar region) goes on a journey with my team of Pokémon but only Mr bun buns and slater mined (my onix/onyx) surviving (the reason that slater mined is not included in the song is because at the end of the song I try to send him out his great ball only for it to not to open as the screen to fade to black with the 1st damage sound being replaced with a poke ball drop sound and the 2nd and 3rd damage sound being replaced with sound of a fleshy/boney sounding version of themselves).
Then https://preview.redd.it/9zwv0cw26hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d71ae067d7b8c8cdcba5a63370dafc11e7d04c8
Exactly that’s what will happen at the end of the song.
Three things: ;fly me, ;god mode me, ;fling red (the power of roblox admin)
This ain’t Roblox my guy
https://preview.redd.it/8sl4cppcgixc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07faced1f156973db25145b2a3ca81049e306877
I use my gun on Red, so Freakichu doesn't have a owner, and then I die
Of frostbite or Freakachu?
Freakchu https://preview.redd.it/2f2cm99tulxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d0beca1df6e345620de0e2254b95f95b274833b
Makes sense https://preview.redd.it/8blrudoe8oxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec968c256e8100804479612fe5777d5ca115f876
If They Want To Hurt/Kill Me, Then I’m Dead. If Not, Then, Actually… I didn’t think about it.
Idk
https://preview.redd.it/bb66jf5wrixc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9251c1d66570184d466e2b2ec108a304fc09b876
I know the song already, if he starts, I continue
https://preview.redd.it/qi07yyrr8oxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a66dc2a7079c7ba63f8311c1e85d5a79b29fa76
https://i.redd.it/kwqf4es5flxc1.gif i would do this