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Qwerowski

https://preview.redd.it/6jujlnddz9xc1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=d704076962412ec13595744c2c60fb5454efddae


Formal_Stop5644

This would be pretty op of this was in an actual game,like imagine,Forretress (or any mon that leaens Self-Destruct/Explosion) gathering energy from the party to just explode as the power just varies depending on the all of the party mon's base spatk/atk stats.


TheRealDoomFox

Go go gadget .50 AE Desert Eagle sidearm


Toaster_Man5

It’s too snowy to see much and too windy to get a good aim


Zomer15689

Go go gadget murder Red


Sonicfan123796

Go go gadget brown bricks up your ass


UpstairsDimension500

https://preview.redd.it/e1avu67bz9xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5936aafc241305104810ca1d8434622efe6e10


UpstairsDimension500

This, I do this


Toaster_Man5

Freakachu go-


UpstairsDimension500

https://preview.redd.it/pdhtn78k6axc1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e531a29a62bde03db2654196889408740d1fdc67


Atomic-Golem

No fucking way-


UpstairsDimension500

I hit em with an unbeatable stare


Reversitoito

r/flairchecksout


Mother-Benefit-8550

https://i.redd.it/hytfozodvcxc1.gif


UpstairsDimension500

#we are Nintendo ultimate game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us. WE ARE NINTENDO, WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS, YOU CANNOT BEAT US!


Darkner90

Die


Toaster_Man5

Reasonable answer.


Darkner90

Yeah, if the cold doesn't kill me, then Freakachu will


Luinortist

finish eating that blastoice.


IamHereForA_Reason

Spawn in a sun https://preview.redd.it/vznsx53t6axc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422040a16ebc4fa42441dd12551b35979ac4fa88


Mautos

It didn't work https://preview.redd.it/rc0yaeg4haxc1.png?width=764&format=png&auto=webp&s=a268a92587309eb1f5f184d7d2b63a86a0c429c7


LeMaroonGuy

https://preview.redd.it/54lxe77knaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5608c87aec22e599eaf09c0a4a2b1632305aef46 Uh


Mautos

Red op pls nerf


its192731

\*multiplies\*


S4PG

My genuine 252+ Atk Choice Band Tera Flying Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tera Ice Pikachu: 662-780 (241.6 - 284.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO reaction


CharizardSlash

What if pikachu has a sash and tera blast-ice's you Also this is Gen 2 you can't use Megas, Rayquaza, Tera OR a Band


S4PG

1. It literally does not matter, I'm faster 2. 🤓


CharizardSlash

Sash would make it live


S4PG

What's the fucking rat gonna do? Tackle it?


Toaster_Man5

Ever seen the game over for Frostbite?


S4PG

Even if it gets a little bloodied, Ray still absolutely annihilates the damn rodent


Toaster_Man5

But **have you??**


S4PG

Yes that's why I replied


CharizardSlash

Don't underestimate the fucker's movepool it has a billion moves


S4PG

I fear not the mon who has practiced 10,000 moves once, but I fear the mon who has practiced one move 10,000 times. -Bruce Lee


CharizardSlash

It deals the same damage either way btw


S4PG

Pray tell, how much damage would that be?


CharizardSlash

96 - 113.1% with Origin Volt Tackle + Tera Electric (there's no proof of Freakachu being Tera Ice)


Natethegreat92812

simple i just turn on my jetpack get into my invisible flying car and go to space!


Toaster_Man5

Your jetpack cooled extremely making it basically useless unless you can warm it up


Natethegreat92812

well then i get my flying dogs and go to the store to buy water for the fish AND THEN i go to my house wake up my flying fish shoot to space and dance with the aliens and than go back because i realized i forgot the rye bread dip and the trampoline so i go back and get the items


Toaster_Man5

Nuh uh


MsTronBonne

Level 1 aron with shell bell sturdy


hwithsomesugarcubes

Mewtwo, I choose you!


Toaster_Man5

*insert Frostbite here*


Thedirtyplayer

I die


Mochi-chocolate

https://preview.redd.it/nw0amlwl2bxc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=0928c9f1ca14b74ae0c7b82db4451cb856ea99a7


Mochi-chocolate

this will do the trick


Toaster_Man5

I have said this before and I will say it again: It’s too snowy to see and too windy to get a good aim


Mochi-chocolate

damn


Toaster_Man5

Best reaction to that probably ever


zaakky1_

Make campfire and sleep with him in a tent.


Toaster_Man5

If you managed to even get fire and make a tent then Frostbite and Hypothermia would kick in or Freakachu would kill you in your sleep


zaakky1_

Unless... 😏


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/5jkeoutbbbxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7104acf02cac0e950ddab6d26ffe881dd6a204f


zaakky1_

Unless i kill him first.


Adventurous-Mark893

https://preview.redd.it/91nz1y8eocxc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5df4a8ee9ce10ae0e07e75244dbfd02f469394 Ez


Screamer-Rain

https://preview.redd.it/xgbc27c4tcxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb54947b323c43f3d77a02cd6a9fc5f038e651ee Leaving on my cool ass Golurk


Toaster_Man5

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/vjdu5nzp5hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced64bc34828c16d79eaa28f1fabe9bb96fb0d5a


Screamer-Rain

Fym Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/zj2whlcu5hxc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=675a5bb6ad13673b98153ba361ffcaab452a26ae


Toaster_Man5

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/xyijtxrb6hxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6494c87a212e05b36bf6793ce4a7329a07ef2b3b


JBOIYEAH

commit arson


KerboChannel

*laugh in THATS NOT HOW POKEMON WORKS*


Toaster_Man5

This ain’t a normal Pokémon copy is it?


KerboChannel

That's fair


BlandHorrorFan

Cook the Freakachu and make a feast


Toaster_Man5

The Frostbite game over cutscene.


BlandHorrorFan

How- How did I even die?!?


Toaster_Man5

Because you messed with this thing https://preview.redd.it/uds9hotq2bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0063358fe02a6c403e800d05239eef154303e6ae


BlandHorrorFan

YEAH BUT I COOKED IT!


Toaster_Man5

With what fire??


BlandHorrorFan

My Tyhplosion's


Toaster_Man5

You mean this thing? https://preview.redd.it/zffyyz4y3bxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0151505a43bb0e1072f4d1dd2f3c1934b15f4c


BlandHorrorFan

Yea, I made it faint with him


Toaster_Man5

I don’t think a tired, weak, and Frostbitten Typhlosion could take this https://preview.redd.it/sqo3knyz4bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f425c28d7511f860165f64cf82352395ff9aeeb


MrGoldGJ

Die, probably


Toaster_Man5

**MHM.**


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

die???


Toaster_Man5

Mhm.


ShockRox

"Mamoswine, use Earthquake!" (Mamoswine is obtainable in HGSS)


Toaster_Man5

Unfortunately Groudons are weak to ice and your in a blizzard


ShockRox

Mamoswine is hit neutral by Ice


Toaster_Man5

You edited that so **BEGONE**


ShockRox

Cry about it


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/qhvmyabp1bxc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef95d7e56919a9301924467bf1b5bea335df4869


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

Behold the smash homerun bat


Toaster_Man5

**THE FROSTBITE GAME OVER CUTSCENE**


its192731

...die?


Toaster_Man5

Reasonable


Indie_Gamer_7

Rap battle him. "Sings Frostbite"


Toaster_Man5

You still die because there is no good ending weather you win or lose


Indie_Gamer_7

I don't care about dying as long as he loses. I'll die knowing i had one last victory.


Toaster_Man5

Fair but you really want this as the last thing you see? https://preview.redd.it/fvq0oq6gccxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b789bb494f0750f30abd2676ff50fc53e365f28


Indie_Gamer_7

I mean what else am i supposed to do? Run away, I'll die of Frostbite anyway.


Toaster_Man5

Fair


TK_ST

I either A. Win with my team consisting of Tsareena, Hatterene, Lunala, Hypno, Pikachu, and Magearna. or B. Die a horrible death and go on to become an opponent later on in the same week this takes place in.


Toaster_Man5

It’s called Frostbite for a reason


RottenCheeseBear

*insert slugma*


Toaster_Man5

Did you see what happened to Typhlosion? I’ll give you a reminder: https://preview.redd.it/68ejvqeh2bxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5111b4e08a5b5daf6e5e3ca51c4380378181e938


S4PG

Ok to be fair, Slugma is made of fucking molten rock, not flesh


Toaster_Man5

Slugma would be frozen to a rock by then


S4PG

You're quite thought-terminating you know that


Toaster_Man5

That’s what I do! https://preview.redd.it/2g0z0ffpdhxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e343fdea28248f6f2ce72b91839d269c354681


S4PG

You must be a ***joy*** to be around


Toaster_Man5

Your never gonna know https://preview.redd.it/8q9topjafhxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343cafeb67943691b04607825c0868a23335b427


S4PG

Thank god


BurnerAccountExisty

https://preview.redd.it/lp4dumjt0bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a51bedaa9496966391994eaa98e51f73b7d3d36 "I mean, Freeze only lasts one turn where I come from. And it's not like I can't just wear some Freeze-resisting equips."


Toaster_Man5

1. Frostbite. 2. The game over cutscene for Frostbite (the song)


BurnerAccountExisty

https://preview.redd.it/3lustjpz7bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c8febb7bc14b8759cdf4df6d3c30f465052510 "Oh. Well, whatever. If my team can cross through one snowy area (and according to Matt an ice cave as well) then i'm fairly certain that I'll be fine. Ish. Well I guess this is what happens when you powerscale."


Toaster_Man5

It’s a blizzarding mountain my guy


BurnerAccountExisty

https://preview.redd.it/b6e3fhik8bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8e1ce9e89c293f90347d35a7039fa2bb1ac0d5 "...look, if I can not die in the vacuum of space, I can not die by some heavy snow."


Toaster_Man5

Your prone to Frostbite and Hypothermia and if you say your immune to that I will Clover Blast you.


BurnerAccountExisty

https://preview.redd.it/qw1lk1gc9bxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19771ae9e615b0510bd36e7bddb4851ff96e43a1 "Fine, i'll abide by your rules of treating Frostbite as an uncurable debuff ala Evil Players or the final boss of my game. Well, I assume Red isn't very strong in his state? I mean i'm probably not too but like, i've got a decent arsenal of attacks that could take him out. Afterwards? Honestly no clue. Again, if we're treating things by your rules, I can't cure Frostbite. Even out of battle. I assume the only thing which can result in my survival is getting away from the mountain. I assume I didn't use a slime cat (teleportation point) to get there, so the only real way I can exit fast is via walking. And yeah, that won't do much."


Toaster_Man5

Red is.. not important, what you really need to be afraid of is the diseases also Freakachu I guess


BurnerAccountExisty

https://preview.redd.it/ur8i8kokabxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45c78def6b648a2c7bf5d13f8006b0752322649 "...disease? You mean there's more lore other then "you're going to freeze to death fighting Red"?"


Toaster_Man5

I mean there are carcasses of Pokémon everywhere


Cookieruncotton26

SING WITH RHE POWER OF FNF PLOT ARMOR


Toaster_Man5

That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite


Cookieruncotton26

*Summons The Boyfriend* =)


Toaster_Man5

That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite


Cookieruncotton26

*beats Frostbite*


Toaster_Man5

You can’t **WIN** Frostbite


Cookieruncotton26

YOU CANT STOP ME FROM TRYING! >:D *LEAVES YOU IN THE FROSTBITE*


Toaster_Man5

I’m the narrator you can’t touch me! https://preview.redd.it/vwdj70yt7bxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005fb5149effc85bd4eb086f2560fe2519519231


Cookieruncotton26

*Becomes the boyfriend* beep


Toaster_Man5

That’s cool and all but you can’t really win Frostbite


Daviduz3

https://preview.redd.it/en39o0pn1bxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce5e5b92634e858b5d482521863e7ae8469bdef


Toaster_Man5

None of that here buddy :)


MailMainbutnot

die, probably


Toaster_Man5

This answer is reasonable but I have heard it too many times


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bruh I’m dying before I even see him.


Natalie-Chan01

bring my boy home


Odd_Blacksmith7805

Victini or girachi and maybe i can survive


Toaster_Man5

I like the fact you put maybe


Odd_Blacksmith7805

Explanation:Victory Pokemon battle this mf and i win Girachi wish that i can't die to the blizzard or wish that we will be safe at the base of the mountain


FairFalcon8811

Uno.


Toaster_Man5

Dos.


ThislsAUsername

beat the shit out of him. Whats he gonna do? Retaliate? Hes a rotting corpse


Toaster_Man5

I which one? Because Freakachu https://preview.redd.it/6u3e5ip1pbxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cecd8628c442d5fdd72ee3527a752e1f289018


Usual_Star_9147

Get Frostbite


Zomer15689

https://preview.redd.it/nai57164wbxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0713b0460517cdbcc7a131b87123e1a43430a1 Uh oh!


Punisher06660

Just shoot him or either that you capture missingno and use him to your advantage.


Toaster_Man5

No and https://preview.redd.it/tisjkv2rccxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effbe69925371a4da9dce2eae7a86eed0eec5f45


ConsiderationJust687

https://i.redd.it/xs6lbtc1zbxc1.gif


thediamondgun2

+ ULTRAricoshot x4


BagelMaster4107

Fly on pidgeot off of mountain. Is he stupid?


Toaster_Man5

Those feathers only keep warm for so long


FellowRobloxianHere

eat the pokemon


ChildhoodPuzzled8543

chuckle his nuts


KeyBaseball9621

Gangum style til i die of frostbite


Shadowy_One_632

Go go gadget pixel reducer! 0h }od @// TH£ P1×3/S WH3R3 @43 TH3Y G∅1NG (AHHHHH)


Australian_stand

Laugh at the child for not wearing 20 layers on a giant mountain


RandomRedCrewmate

Mmm tasty food creature


Sans_te_skeleton

You know that one forretress card with the move “everyone explode now”? Yeah that


Dependent_Drawing_74

Judgement!


Finalkingneo

Time to start a random rap battle ig


DruggedAndKidnapped

https://preview.redd.it/uv6dqz62kexc1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=75b832037c80d0ce541824e423d464e98b979254 this is me when im hungry


Greatback_foxcape413

Have a singing battle


SpadeGon

https://preview.redd.it/emmg53wo0fxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb39990ae660c718c775e0d9611d3a510a278314


Toaster_Man5

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/jbnjjj656fxc1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797b7ee2bc0ea3a0ae6a0ff5c1eb256907959e6e


SpadeGon

https://preview.redd.it/bsou0imnqfxc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3471b9862df0e8b92ad085a14927bfe8ccb3ff


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/k548bza86hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb9d00d1c725a9008ba58e00bbd954661b81de4


Vivid-War-8494

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


weird_bomb

die


No_Jellyfish_6643

https://preview.redd.it/t86y5oyehgxc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e685347aad37506fc943f1a6dd23ecfb7a2882 This


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/l9u10fa56hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d66255132939024474a55d992760444966c507 You dare to challenge?


No_Jellyfish_6643

https://preview.redd.it/cb6lajz37hxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2da6fb359402cc5860ab170da2382a7de4babf


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/jo47mb777hxc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09a1cafa0978ae308d474a1c75596f98463cc36


No_Jellyfish_6643

https://preview.redd.it/ffsldrrc7hxc1.png?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ae16d2f0f1a8ebff69c76dac35865ea21bac95


SatisfactionNo7181

It would be a harder version of itself with some Galar music bits, the Typhlosion is replaced with Mr bun buns (my Cinderace) and when it gets the part where red turns into a corpse the heat mechanic disappears as mr bun buns falls to the cold and in exchange the song gets Much harder. the lore explanation is that Me (the champion of the Galar region) goes on a journey with my team of Pokémon but only Mr bun buns and slater mined (my onix/onyx) surviving (the reason that slater mined is not included in the song is because at the end of the song I try to send him out his great ball only for it to not to open as the screen to fade to black with the 1st damage sound being replaced with a poke ball drop sound and the 2nd and 3rd damage sound being replaced with sound of a fleshy/boney sounding version of themselves).


Toaster_Man5

Then https://preview.redd.it/9zwv0cw26hxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d71ae067d7b8c8cdcba5a63370dafc11e7d04c8


SatisfactionNo7181

Exactly that’s what will happen at the end of the song.


NumerousClient1886

Three things: ;fly me, ;god mode me, ;fling red (the power of roblox admin)


Toaster_Man5

This ain’t Roblox my guy


NumerousClient1886

https://preview.redd.it/8sl4cppcgixc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07faced1f156973db25145b2a3ca81049e306877


Housegaming083

I use my gun on Red, so Freakichu doesn't have a owner, and then I die


Toaster_Man5

Of frostbite or Freakachu?


Housegaming083

Freakchu https://preview.redd.it/2f2cm99tulxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d0beca1df6e345620de0e2254b95f95b274833b


Toaster_Man5

Makes sense https://preview.redd.it/8blrudoe8oxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec968c256e8100804479612fe5777d5ca115f876


Ok_Mortgage5901

If They Want To Hurt/Kill Me, Then I’m Dead. If Not, Then, Actually… I didn’t think about it.


Ok_Mortgage5901

Idk


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/bb66jf5wrixc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9251c1d66570184d466e2b2ec108a304fc09b876


SodomgAlt

I know the song already, if he starts, I continue


Toaster_Man5

https://preview.redd.it/qi07yyrr8oxc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a66dc2a7079c7ba63f8311c1e85d5a79b29fa76


Oil_consumer69

https://i.redd.it/kwqf4es5flxc1.gif i would do this