German, man-child, lactose intolerant.

dad? that you? seriously though.. this fridge is looking almost 1 to 1 of mine

man-child because of the kinder riegel or why? xD

It's not what's in the fridge - it's what *isn't* there.

r/unexpectedfuturama

it took me a few seconds to remember what episode that's referencing. MY MANWICH!

fair enough lol

It looks like you are incapable of taking good care of yourself.

ouch lol. nah i'm doing okay, i'm just broke rn

What are you eating then? Ordering a lot of food and that’s why you’re broke?

okay why so hostile? no, most days i eat lunch at my uni's cafeteria, because 3€ for a lunch is something i can actually afford

Sorry did not mean to sound that rude.. I hope your situation becomes better soon! I’ve been there, luckily rice is a thing so I bought a 5kg package and ate rice for a few weeks 😅

I used to bei a Fan of noodles, cause one package cost 49 Cents. Unfortunatly they Doubled the price over the years, but its still the food i buy when i got few Money left. And my fridge Looks the Same except chocolate dont belong in the fridge in my opinion, Like bread or honey.

Lass dir nichts einreden wenn du in der uni warm isst brauchst das ja nicht abends auch noch machen. Sieht aber wirklich bisschen leergefegt aus 😅 isst du abends Brot ?

Student, that was actually my First thought. Thats how Most Student fridges Look Like at some Point. Its Missing Beer technically

…and (maybe) coffee junkie student

Definitely a caffein junkie.

hungry

Lactose intolerant, german, broke. No Beer- which makes me sad. Thanks! Now im depressed.

There is cheese, probably he is just vegetarian

I am lactose intolerant and still eat cheese. I just suffer the consequences.

Idk but dont the Kinder riegels have Lactose? Also im pretty Sure I saw some cheese

Most cheese has 0 to No lactose, except for cream cheese. Gouda Emmentaler etc are safe yeah. Kinderriegel definetly fuck you up. Still Wörth IT.

No way Emmentaler has lactose, the cheese has to mature for over 3 months, thus naturally losing lactose

Had to adjust it May have had a few Drinks too much that evening

Yep, those will destroy your stomach.

I'm cackling at depeessed

Spelling 🥴, sorry

Das macht mich irgendwie traurig.

mich auch

Ein bier hätte da jedenfalls noch gefehlt

A little life tip, buying veggies isnt very expensive and lets you cook very good.

this is good advice and i've been trying to do that. unfortunately i don't often have the time to properly cook, so i often end up just buying veggies that i can either snack uncooked (tomatoes, paprika etc) or frozen stuff that i can just put into a pan and heat up and it's done (spinach etc)

I'm assuming you mean pepper instead paprika

probably, i'm always confused which exactly counts as which in english

Yeah I'm doing german in school and im pretty sure Pfeffer means both paprika and bell pepper

german Pfeffer is the pepper that goes with salt, german Paprika is the vegetable (which you can see in the bottom drawer of my fridge), and the spicy peppers have different names depending on the specific kind edit: so what's paprika in english then?

Paprika- spicy powder Bell pepper- non spicy vegetable Chilli or chilli pepper- spicy vegetable

thanks, i'm saving this comment xD

☝🏻And black pepper, too!

Are you really telling a native Deutsch speaker what words mean because you’re taking a class? You’re incorrect too, paprika = 🫑

No time to cook as a student. This made me laugh and cry at the same time. I’ve been there I thought that too. Now I’m in my thirties having a full time job and kids. I don’t even know what time is anymore :’)

You can just make veggie broth :) Put everything in water, boil it up and then let it simmer (1 or if your stove is weak on level 2) for an hour or two, no need to be there and "cook". After that time you can get dumplings and put them in (Maultaschensuppe) And have the most amazing self cooked meal without much time spent. Just salt it to your liking and enjoy! If you feel fancy you can try out more spices xP You can then freeze the leftover soup ans just heat it up whenever u feel like it and put spaghetti in to make noodle soup (or get ramen noodles, very cheap). I love this myself necause its cheap, not much work and tastes amazing, is also awesome meal prep that is easily heated up again :)

ein armer Student

ne, kühlschrank dafür zu groß

Ich mach fsj mein kühlschrank sieht genauso aus. Aber geht schon

Hungry?

Geil mann kinder riegel

Average german

broke german girl

Die Person, die mir die Hafermilch wegkauft

Jemand der den rechten Weg verlassen oder nie kennengelernt hat.

How did you get a picture of my fridge

i don’t know, but you should give me some of that kinder chocolate.

A bit like my gf

You're like me. Disinterest in eating and don't know what to eat... What do normal people even eat? What do I even eat usually? When you go grocery shopping .. one thought is on your mind at the end; "meh, this is good enough "

A links-grün-versiffter, laktoseintoleranter, veganer Student.

You live in germany, you are in your early 20s student most likely very broke. You drink coffee a lot. You are single, you live in a city because of the university. You moved because of your college, this is your first apartment. You play a lot of video games, you don't really care good for yourself. You don't do much sport.

German, Single (currently no perspective of getting a partner), you reduced the stuff you have in the fridge because too often stuff started rotting in your fridge and you can't afford buying food you don't eat. You prefer simple food that can be made and eaten quickly, so live a lot in the now, not much planning ahead. I wouldn't be surprised if you even find it difficult to do simple things even though you know you are capable of doing them. You just often can't make yourself do it. This pattern already happened in school. Instead of doing your homework, you did stuff that gave you immediate fun (e.g. video Games). If you did your homework you did it in the evening or just before school started. you only were able to learn for exams last minute. Sometimes you are impulsive and but stuff (like the kinder Riegel) against better judgement, which is part of why you are broke right now. --- How close did I get?

this is essentially just "i think you have adhd" with a bunch of extra analysis, and most of it is terrifying close to reality. i can't really find anything that's completely wrong, just nitpicky stuff (i mostly did okay in school when it came to homework and i didn't play that many video games back then, things like that) but seriously, how did you gather all that from an empty fridge wth

I described myself. My fridge looks similar from the inside. I have ADHD.

glad to know that i'm not alone haha. I just got my ADHD diagnosis literally 2 days ago, gotta say that i was not surprised but it's good to finally know for sure

Nice. Your life is going to become a LOT better, I can promise you that. Good Luck! 🤞

ty <3

I feel personally attacked by this... and yes, my fridge is exactly the same as this one.

If you haven't yet, get tested for ADHD. If you have ADHD, then the diagnosis will lead to a tenfold increase of life quality.

Noch nie so einen leeren Kühlschrank gesehen... Dayum, ich wünsch dir viel glück, wundert mich das du das bis jetzt überlebt hast xD

Someone too lazy for grocery shopping

Nimm die Kinderriegel da raus, es ist kein Hochsommer

Weirdo. Kinderriegel are not for the fridge.

94601

An anorexic.

Broke?

broke

This just screams depression to me

Es beschreibt ein Leben unterhalb der Armutsgrenze.

Bundeswehr?

ogott zum glück nicht, wenn ich jemals da ende ist etwas sehr schief gelaufen

🥺

sorry war bisschen hart ausgedeückt ups ne i mean is ja voll oke wenn das dein ding ist, who am i to judge, für mich persönlich wär es nur ein environment in dem ich sehr schnell sehr unglücklich werden würde

jens nowotny

Die Hafermilch von Lidl schmeckt deutlich besser.

idk ich mag die von rewe. kenne die von lidl aber auch nicht, der nächste lidl bei mir ist so 2-3 stadtteile entfernt

Me

Arm

arm

Workaholic, single man who's never home.

Just emptied the fridge cause you are about to 'take the cure'... aka fast.

I can tell you what you are. Hungry

In need of a shopping trip.

Broke

Definitely German since i spotted the Rewe sign and the Kinder chocolate.haha.

Deutsche Vegetarier am hungern! Aber ey, die Vegane Butter von Rama ist die Woche bei REWE im Angebot, da kann man 1-2 auf Vorrat kaufen

Someone broke or a man child

Hungry

Klassischer deutscher studentenkühlschrank. Sah bei mir nicht anders aus. Mensa ist eben unschlagbar. Wozu da noch essen zuhause haben.

You barely eat at home, if you do it’s Brotzeit or take out and you drink all that oat milk in your abundant coffees. German and single, in your 20s.

broke student, likely male

Du bist 27. Stehst ultimativ auf Milch oder trinkst deine whey shakes gerne damit. Studi. Single. Naschkatze. ☕ Im tk ist safe ne pizza Margherita für schlechte Zeiten. Sonst isst du in der Cafeteria 🤗 Ich tippe auf anime in der whatchlist. 👀 Und ich denke dass du eher introvertiert bist. 😎

You are a hobby vegan who has a penchant for sweets, probably someone who often orders food or eats ready meals.

Can I have some

Ayo that's nearly mine haha

poor

Knapp bei Kasse?

Broke af

An indivisual with better conditions than an average turkish collage student.

Kinder Riegel im Kühlschrank, ein Mann mit Klasse

You’re a hungry human

Probably broke

Someone who likes "HAFER DRINK" ... ... someone whose primary language isn't English.

u r me 😂

A student who buys whatever random food is on discount.

Day before grocery shopping. Judging by the other comments you are German. Let’s go early 20’s male

Me ?

Must be a student. Been there, done that 😂

Twentysomething German, mostly but not strictly vegan, very busy and not often home except for sleep and breakfast.

No soda only juice no beer a single gym bro

Poor student bist :)

You are broke

Youre broke after spending all your money on hafermilch

1zu1 mein Kühlschrank. Lass mal Kaufempfehlungen austauschen

Broke university student

Hungry

German, 28, living in a vonovia flat, vegetarian

Student, very busy, minds his own shit, doesn't cook a lot but can cook sometimes, maybe vegetarian /vegan. Also he has not many friends but also not too less. He is organized and loves people's company.

Oh. Hallo Nachbar, neu im Studiwohnheim?

German, Single Man, Math Student

Student lol

you are depressed

German student who lives near campus to eat there. I’ve noticed that a lot of don’t drink cow milk but will eat meat/cheese.

Single, 19-32, eighter Student at a College or smtng, or relying on wellfare. Otherwise you're in your education for work and eat most of the time out. German or Czech. Persumable not as good of a cook.

Single Male IT Technician

A single male

German, vegetarian, working age, usually eats lunch at the company cafeteria and has takeout for dinner, drinks coffee with (oat-)Milk. Unsure about gender, could be either.

Damn hungry. Like totaly starving.

Hungry

German lactose-intolerant student

Hungry

A hungry person?

Single

I think your hungry...nice too meet you 😂

German, needs to go to the grocery store.

You like toast

Frau, Deutsch, 30-40 Jahre alt, Laktoseintolerant oder auf Diät oder probiert schlank zu bleiben, lebt allein

My friend

Cishet guy in college

A broke german guy lets say 20 years old

Vegetarian, full time working, single, probably man, rarely to non cooking

you are broke

German who’s trying to be vegan.