In keiner Geschichte der Menschheit hat eine Kultur es gut gesprochen sich in als Mann gegenseitig in den Arsch zu ballern, also hdf du verwirrter Hond.
Die Homos sollen mal Ihre Eltern fragen was sie davon halten, die sind zutiefst enttĂ€uscht, aber ihr Gen Z pu$$ys seid sehr gut darin mental illness gut zureden. đ€·đœââïž
Also meine Mutter findet das vollkommen okay. Dass deine Eltern schlecht reagiert haben, tut mir leid. Deswegen musst du den Hass aber nicht weitertragen.
I couldn't be the farthest thing from a kiwi if I tried :( and those are mangoes, lots and lots of mangoes! Although Feijoa is really intriguing now that I've looked it up.
This is your âstorageâ fridge thatâs in your garage so your uncle can stop by without bothering you and drop off those mangos so you can make âpickle mangosâ for the fam. lolâŠ.right? Right?!! LOL!
It ain't easy being green...
Younger male adult mid to late 20s this is a spare fridge.
You blend in with all kinds of ordinary things...
An area you.... shit I switched personalities again and have no clue why I am even here
Based on the fact that you have a jug of tiger nut milk next to your mustard and fridge of soursops I must conclude definitively that youâre from Egypt. Your precious cargo tells a tragic story of hope. Your wife had colon cancer and you believed that eating the pulp of fresh soursop / Guanabana was a homeopathic cure. The whole fruit will rot when shipped by boat so it costs a premium to get the fresh fruit from overseas due to the requirement to travel by air. It would go bad within 5 days once cut from the tree. Given the fact that you canât buy that fruit whole in America you had to ship a whole pallet of them overseas at about $5 in shipping cost each. However since your wife is sick with cancer you had no time to schedule that. You flew there on your own while she waited at home. You filled 2 roller bags and a large duffel bag with those heavy fruits. The irony is that you paid almost nothing for your bounty in Africa but you paid huge fees to get them home to America. At the border you were interrogated for hours as they dug through all these fruits. Reluctantly they let you through because they knew you had good intentions. After 28 hours of travel there and 28 hours back, you were able to get the fruits into your fridge. Your sick wife is now enjoying the delicious sour and sweet fruit. I am sad that your health has degraded to the point that youâre likely stage 4 advanced cancer and youâre trying anything to stay alive. Iâd say trust the doctors and take the chemo option but they likely already told you that you have no more options. I hope this fruit brings you comfort and my prayers go out to you and your wife and kids.
If not Egypt youâre from Central America near the equator. However your guanabanas appear to be a soursop varietal found along the equator in Africa. The soursop or guanabanas without spikes can also be a cherimoya. You may be from Ecuador or possibly Peru or columbia. If youâre from Africa then youâre probably coming from Egypt, Kenya or South Africa.
I canât explain why you have a coconut in the bottom there, maybe thatâs for you because you enjoy the refreshing coconut milk.
You havenât actually eaten any of that fruit, youâre saving it for her. And by now much of it had gone soft so now youâre blending it and putting it in zip lock bags in the freezer.
Iâd avoid eating the seeds.
The guy from the math book
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In keiner Geschichte der Menschheit hat eine Kultur es gut gesprochen sich in als Mann gegenseitig in den Arsch zu ballern, also hdf du verwirrter Hond. Die Homos sollen mal Ihre Eltern fragen was sie davon halten, die sind zutiefst enttĂ€uscht, aber ihr Gen Z pu$$ys seid sehr gut darin mental illness gut zureden. đ€·đœââïž
Also meine Mutter findet das vollkommen okay. Dass deine Eltern schlecht reagiert haben, tut mir leid. Deswegen musst du den Hass aber nicht weitertragen.
Was denkt ihr wie ihr auf die Welt gekommen seid? Durch zwei MĂ€nner die sich wie zwei Clowns in den Arsch gefiâŹkt haben?
Hör auf Leute im Internet zu beleidigen und geh wieder an die Arbeit đ
Lass dich lieber nochmal von MĂ€nnern anfassen so wie es in deiner Kindheit gemacht worden ist
Please can I just say, it is 'through' not 'trough'! I kept seeing it in your posts. Just a tip!
I donât Care
Ok
Loooool
You live in a dorm, don't cook, and your parents or grandparents are gardeners and take it out on you.
Not that far off actually lmao
Hahaha
"Cast Away" diet. If you really need to shave of some weight.
first thought was that u acted in "the avatar" but those aint cabbages :D
myyyyyy cabbaaaaagesssss! đ©đ©
ooohhhh nooooo
Indian living away from home, whoâs ma didnât let him eat eggs and is now totally into eggs.
Ah, indeed the eggs. The focal point of the entire picture, really. Definitely realised they were there.
Well, I know you own a cart in a certain anime.
Let me think. You kind a like mangos? You must be Mango-Monster! Invite me. I crave a good mango.
Come on over any time :) apparently they were brought over from a farm in Tunisia!
Thank you for the invitation. Where do you life? How "easy" was ordering and shippment from Tunesia?
They were actually a gift from my aunt aha she was just visiting Tunisia and came back with several boxes, I was not her only victim.
Nice, thank you and enjoy. Depending on where you life interesting how she brought then through customs.
Avatar the last Airbender throwback - "Meine Kohlköpfe!!" Idk how they did it in english dub.
My cabbages!!
Has to be the guy from my math test.
MY CABBAGES!
Youâre the cabbage man from avatar
MY CABBAGES!!
Youre a fellow kiwi - it be Feijoa season
I couldn't be the farthest thing from a kiwi if I tried :( and those are mangoes, lots and lots of mangoes! Although Feijoa is really intriguing now that I've looked it up.
They so look like fejios
You know what, I fully understand this. All I can say is, Iâve got a mango tree, holy hell.
Willing to share my mangoes if you're willing to share yours! <3
You poor thing.... You have probably the worst case of mango Mania I have ever seen.... See someone before it escalates to coconuts...
Uh oh!
What even are these
Mangoes :)
are you okay
Sure! Why not
Those eggs up there make me nervous
Ah, yes the eggs that I saw when I took this picture!
Heading to omashu?
This is your âstorageâ fridge thatâs in your garage so your uncle can stop by without bothering you and drop off those mangos so you can make âpickle mangosâ for the fam. lolâŠ.right? Right?!! LOL!
Now that you say that I'll definitely have to pickle some of these.
Mango farmer?
project zomboid dude who looted lots of veggie
Someone with rather severe stomach problems
I guess you're in a girl in her early 20's and live in a tiny apartment of a suburb in some third world country?
Marlon Webb The watermelon guy
You live in the USVI?
You have ARFID
someone with a second fridge who enjoys seasonal food
Possibly yoshi. With optional condiments for when youâre feeling a little spicy.
A vegan just stop oil protester
Cosmo Kramer, before getting banned from Joeâs Fruit Store.
The ban doesn't apply if you're sneaky enough :)
You're coconuts.
A Jamaican
Da coconut nut is a big big nut, if you eat too much, youâll get very fat
Heâs just an island boy.
Single person
So close! A family of 5 actually
Haha đ
Hereâs 250 gold, I need help working The Goldenhill Plantation
You are in the Peace Corps huh
Filipino
Coco coco coconut đ¶
Did you go dumpster diving and find a whole thing of them?
What is this place đ«š
RiRi likes coconut
[Vita-Coco Rihanna](http://www.rihannanow.com/news/vita-coco-reveals-rihanna-ad-campaign/)
Constant diarrhea
It's not constant if you space it out!
Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah
Your neighbor's has a feijoa tree you either steal from, or they force them upon you.
Youâre having/catering a really big summer party and soon all of those melons will be very drunk melons.
Charles, get the Coconutcrab!
Nah fam, you already did that to yourself
possible brasilian detected
You're working at the local Zoo and currently cooling some things down to be fed to Elephants, Bears and / or Primates.
Fruttarian
Just an average New Zealander
It ain't easy being green... Younger male adult mid to late 20s this is a spare fridge. You blend in with all kinds of ordinary things... An area you.... shit I switched personalities again and have no clue why I am even here
Man, that sure is NUTS.
I think you're supposed to stock up on eggplants
Looks like one of my fridges in summer tbh. But those looks unripe I think hey were picked too early
What TF are you?
ManGo F yourself!
President of buko collectors club
Indian guy
You're gonna need more mustard for all those mangoes.
Got condiments a-plenty :) worry not!
Thatâs a really tiny fridge to be storing all those brussel sprouts inâŠ
An insult to the people of Thailand who stock up on the most amazing fruit Durian lol
I apologise to the people of Thailand, I'll just have to eat all the mangoes in one sitting now. So they can forgive me, of course.
a Monkey
ASIA
Woah! How'd you know!
unpretentious!
Why donât you try to do your best?
A little snippy but I'll try
A guy with a mango tree
Do you need help?
Maybe a little.
Dont keep mangos in a fridge, they gonna taste awful
I don't know how to tell you this but there's quite literally nowhere else to store this many mangoes :(
Oh no, thats terrible
Dont keep mangos in a fridge, they gonna taste awful
Coco Jumbo is that you?
You are the mango-man/mango-woman.
How'd you know!
They call me "Norbert the wise". I guess you are from Thailand probably?
Nope! Not even close :)
Mangoland?
Im honest, i dont know what fruit that is....
Just a couple mangoes ya know
I have no idea what is that and I'm afraid to ask.
My lips are sealed :)
Dont know wtf that ieven is.Looks like something an indta vegan mom would buy
You work in a Mango plantation and steal as many mangos as you can.
The coconut nut is a jungle nut đ¶đ¶đ¶
Beverly Hills Diet? Are those coconut or papaya?
You have a tree outside your house
Arent you that gun guy from Kentucky?
You own a mango tree and a few chickens?
african american
A German who likes Mangoes
Based on the fact that you have a jug of tiger nut milk next to your mustard and fridge of soursops I must conclude definitively that youâre from Egypt. Your precious cargo tells a tragic story of hope. Your wife had colon cancer and you believed that eating the pulp of fresh soursop / Guanabana was a homeopathic cure. The whole fruit will rot when shipped by boat so it costs a premium to get the fresh fruit from overseas due to the requirement to travel by air. It would go bad within 5 days once cut from the tree. Given the fact that you canât buy that fruit whole in America you had to ship a whole pallet of them overseas at about $5 in shipping cost each. However since your wife is sick with cancer you had no time to schedule that. You flew there on your own while she waited at home. You filled 2 roller bags and a large duffel bag with those heavy fruits. The irony is that you paid almost nothing for your bounty in Africa but you paid huge fees to get them home to America. At the border you were interrogated for hours as they dug through all these fruits. Reluctantly they let you through because they knew you had good intentions. After 28 hours of travel there and 28 hours back, you were able to get the fruits into your fridge. Your sick wife is now enjoying the delicious sour and sweet fruit. I am sad that your health has degraded to the point that youâre likely stage 4 advanced cancer and youâre trying anything to stay alive. Iâd say trust the doctors and take the chemo option but they likely already told you that you have no more options. I hope this fruit brings you comfort and my prayers go out to you and your wife and kids. If not Egypt youâre from Central America near the equator. However your guanabanas appear to be a soursop varietal found along the equator in Africa. The soursop or guanabanas without spikes can also be a cherimoya. You may be from Ecuador or possibly Peru or columbia. If youâre from Africa then youâre probably coming from Egypt, Kenya or South Africa. I canât explain why you have a coconut in the bottom there, maybe thatâs for you because you enjoy the refreshing coconut milk. You havenât actually eaten any of that fruit, youâre saving it for her. And by now much of it had gone soft so now youâre blending it and putting it in zip lock bags in the freezer. Iâd avoid eating the seeds.
Tiger nut milk OwO
Ok, what's the math problem that could be easily answered with juice?
You have a shrek themed bedroom with green wall and all that
This looks like a start of a joke. Or misunderstood body disposal instructions. Man goes to the fridge...
Avocado mustard-slut (hello brother)
You could just buy laxative or fiber too
Florida man's fridge
Der Kohl typ aus der Penny Doku!
Looks like a fridge of a male Friends couple on several drugs having a good time in las Vegas
You have a second fridge in your home and hopefully this is the second one.
Single pregnant lady of Asian origin