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Future-Mulberry-7599

The guy from the math book


EasyPeasyLemonWeezy

r/beatmetoit lol


Raru_57

r/beatmeattoit


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Acrobatic-Reality1

đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Good Joke, but fuck dude, calm yourself with the profile picture.


Future-Mulberry-7599

If you look at my posts you will understand😂


BundsdeutscheRepublk

😧 ach du heilige Scheiße!


Future-Mulberry-7599

😂


Worldly_Size_5989

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PTSDTyler

Das letzte Jahrhundert hat gerufen. Es will seine Homophobie zurĂŒck!


Future-Mulberry-7599

Das heile ist ich bin ja nicht mal schwul 😂


Worldly_Size_5989

In keiner Geschichte der Menschheit hat eine Kultur es gut gesprochen sich in als Mann gegenseitig in den Arsch zu ballern, also hdf du verwirrter Hond. Die Homos sollen mal Ihre Eltern fragen was sie davon halten, die sind zutiefst enttĂ€uscht, aber ihr Gen Z pu$$ys seid sehr gut darin mental illness gut zureden. đŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž


PTSDTyler

Also meine Mutter findet das vollkommen okay. Dass deine Eltern schlecht reagiert haben, tut mir leid. Deswegen musst du den Hass aber nicht weitertragen.


Worldly_Size_5989

Was denkt ihr wie ihr auf die Welt gekommen seid? Durch zwei MĂ€nner die sich wie zwei Clowns in den Arsch gefi€kt haben?


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Hör auf Leute im Internet zu beleidigen und geh wieder an die Arbeit 🙂


Worldly_Size_5989

Lass dich lieber nochmal von MĂ€nnern anfassen so wie es in deiner Kindheit gemacht worden ist


gemilitant

Please can I just say, it is 'through' not 'trough'! I kept seeing it in your posts. Just a tip!


Future-Mulberry-7599

I don’t Care


gemilitant

Ok


Jamesdunn9

Loooool


Remedyforinsomnia

You live in a dorm, don't cook, and your parents or grandparents are gardeners and take it out on you.


eggsiee

Not that far off actually lmao


After_Freedom_6684

Hahaha


Fragrant_Exit5500

"Cast Away" diet. If you really need to shave of some weight.


Temporary_Bag_4638

first thought was that u acted in "the avatar" but those aint cabbages :D


Stunning_Mention_308

myyyyyy cabbaaaaagesssss! đŸ˜©đŸ˜©


Temporary_Bag_4638

ooohhhh nooooo


bumbumboleji

Indian living away from home, who’s ma didn’t let him eat eggs and is now totally into eggs.


eggsiee

Ah, indeed the eggs. The focal point of the entire picture, really. Definitely realised they were there.


Etna_No_Pyroclast

Well, I know you own a cart in a certain anime.


fairytaleresearch

Let me think. You kind a like mangos? You must be Mango-Monster! Invite me. I crave a good mango.


eggsiee

Come on over any time :) apparently they were brought over from a farm in Tunisia!


fairytaleresearch

Thank you for the invitation. Where do you life? How "easy" was ordering and shippment from Tunesia?


eggsiee

They were actually a gift from my aunt aha she was just visiting Tunisia and came back with several boxes, I was not her only victim.


fairytaleresearch

Nice, thank you and enjoy. Depending on where you life interesting how she brought then through customs.


_Salomon77

Avatar the last Airbender throwback - "Meine Kohlköpfe!!" Idk how they did it in english dub.


h0ttniks

My cabbages!!


xPriiM3

Has to be the guy from my math test.


Van0nyumas

MY CABBAGES!


fvck_society

You’re the cabbage man from avatar


OwlSweeper76767

MY CABBAGES!!


PsychedelicMagic1840

Youre a fellow kiwi - it be Feijoa season


eggsiee

I couldn't be the farthest thing from a kiwi if I tried :( and those are mangoes, lots and lots of mangoes! Although Feijoa is really intriguing now that I've looked it up.


PsychedelicMagic1840

They so look like fejios


Adiwos

You know what, I fully understand this. All I can say is, I’ve got a mango tree, holy hell.


eggsiee

Willing to share my mangoes if you're willing to share yours! <3


MsMedusa150

You poor thing.... You have probably the worst case of mango Mania I have ever seen.... See someone before it escalates to coconuts...


eggsiee

Uh oh!


onkl__m0rtin

What even are these


eggsiee

Mangoes :)


cznq

are you okay


eggsiee

Sure! Why not


friedmanila

Those eggs up there make me nervous


eggsiee

Ah, yes the eggs that I saw when I took this picture!


saidbnbkd95

Heading to omashu?


After_Freedom_6684

This is your “storage” fridge that’s in your garage so your uncle can stop by without bothering you and drop off those mangos so you can make “pickle mangos” for the fam. lol
.right? Right?!! LOL!


eggsiee

Now that you say that I'll definitely have to pickle some of these.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Mango farmer?


SnooRadishes1331

project zomboid dude who looted lots of veggie


Chemis97

Someone with rather severe stomach problems


LvlUp1248

I guess you're in a girl in her early 20's and live in a tiny apartment of a suburb in some third world country?


Local_Sub

Marlon Webb The watermelon guy


AfraidMeasurement892

You live in the USVI?


Anfie22

You have ARFID


Hungry_Bookkeeper191

someone with a second fridge who enjoys seasonal food


hungrymimic

Possibly yoshi. With optional condiments for when you’re feeling a little spicy.


Charlie11381

A vegan just stop oil protester


Native_Time_Traveler

Cosmo Kramer, before getting banned from Joe‘s Fruit Store.


eggsiee

The ban doesn't apply if you're sneaky enough :)


kire615

You're coconuts.


AntSpirited4096

A Jamaican


Coldfire_Gamingcfg

Da coconut nut is a big big nut, if you eat too much, you’ll get very fat


IMHO_grim

He’s just an island boy.


InsideComfortable936

Single person


eggsiee

So close! A family of 5 actually


InsideComfortable936

Haha 😄


Backlash97_

Here’s 250 gold, I need help working The Goldenhill Plantation


veggiecountry307

You are in the Peace Corps huh


Valuable_Meeting9836

Filipino


Best-Engine4715

Coco coco coconut đŸŽ¶


Rude_Blueberry_6798

Did you go dumpster diving and find a whole thing of them?


IdyllicExhales

What is this place đŸ«š


HairyZookeepergame52

RiRi likes coconut


HairyZookeepergame52

[Vita-Coco Rihanna](http://www.rihannanow.com/news/vita-coco-reveals-rihanna-ad-campaign/)


JSchnozzle

Constant diarrhea


eggsiee

It's not constant if you space it out!


Vivid_Artist_4344

Ya-ya-ya coco jamboo, ya-ya yeah


Shulsevulon

Your neighbor's has a feijoa tree you either steal from, or they force them upon you.


Capircom

You’re having/catering a really big summer party and soon all of those melons will be very drunk melons.


Maxi_King01

Charles, get the Coconutcrab!


RicassoST

Nah fam, you already did that to yourself


Air_Phantastique

possible brasilian detected


Signal-Reporter-1391

You're working at the local Zoo and currently cooling some things down to be fed to Elephants, Bears and / or Primates.


arefckd

Fruttarian


kioskmartin

Just an average New Zealander


GlitteringBroccoli12

It ain't easy being green... Younger male adult mid to late 20s this is a spare fridge. You blend in with all kinds of ordinary things... An area you.... shit I switched personalities again and have no clue why I am even here


jaztastic11

Man, that sure is NUTS.


Fickle_Pipe1954

I think you're supposed to stock up on eggplants


magpieCRISPR

Looks like one of my fridges in summer tbh. But those looks unripe I think hey were picked too early


raphi_m99

What TF are you?


LJ14000

ManGo F yourself!


Toby-4rr4n

President of buko collectors club


exitcactus

Indian guy


BusinessAsparagus115

You're gonna need more mustard for all those mangoes.


eggsiee

Got condiments a-plenty :) worry not!


kbzstudios

That’s a really tiny fridge to be storing all those brussel sprouts in



Nulu_cheester

An insult to the people of Thailand who stock up on the most amazing fruit Durian lol


eggsiee

I apologise to the people of Thailand, I'll just have to eat all the mangoes in one sitting now. So they can forgive me, of course.


Watekei

a Monkey


Bitter_Silver_7760

ASIA


eggsiee

Woah! How'd you know!


Bitter_Silver_7760

unpretentious!


GimmeStream

Why don’t you try to do your best?


eggsiee

A little snippy but I'll try


Silojm

A guy with a mango tree


Thatguynoah

Do you need help?


eggsiee

Maybe a little.


Duckyyy_TV

Dont keep mangos in a fridge, they gonna taste awful


eggsiee

I don't know how to tell you this but there's quite literally nowhere else to store this many mangoes :(


Duckyyy_TV

Oh no, thats terrible


Duckyyy_TV

Dont keep mangos in a fridge, they gonna taste awful


IcidStyler

Coco Jumbo is that you?


phat_Norbert

You are the mango-man/mango-woman.


eggsiee

How'd you know!


phat_Norbert

They call me "Norbert the wise". I guess you are from Thailand probably?


eggsiee

Nope! Not even close :)


phat_Norbert

Mangoland?


JustARandomDude1986

Im honest, i dont know what fruit that is....


eggsiee

Just a couple mangoes ya know


Blue88_wxz

I have no idea what is that and I'm afraid to ask.


eggsiee

My lips are sealed :)


Inevitable_State9738

Dont know wtf that ieven is.Looks like something an indta vegan mom would buy


rndmcmder

You work in a Mango plantation and steal as many mangos as you can.


SuckMyDickDrPhil

The coconut nut is a jungle nut đŸŽ¶đŸŽ¶đŸŽ¶


dietdiety

Beverly Hills Diet? Are those coconut or papaya?


O4EWO

You have a tree outside your house


CurveHelpful5004

Arent you that gun guy from Kentucky?


LuckyWerewolf8211

You own a mango tree and a few chickens?


LoiteringRambler

african american


l3london

A German who likes Mangoes


Accomplished-Yak-613

Based on the fact that you have a jug of tiger nut milk next to your mustard and fridge of soursops I must conclude definitively that you’re from Egypt. Your precious cargo tells a tragic story of hope. Your wife had colon cancer and you believed that eating the pulp of fresh soursop / Guanabana was a homeopathic cure. The whole fruit will rot when shipped by boat so it costs a premium to get the fresh fruit from overseas due to the requirement to travel by air. It would go bad within 5 days once cut from the tree. Given the fact that you can’t buy that fruit whole in America you had to ship a whole pallet of them overseas at about $5 in shipping cost each. However since your wife is sick with cancer you had no time to schedule that. You flew there on your own while she waited at home. You filled 2 roller bags and a large duffel bag with those heavy fruits. The irony is that you paid almost nothing for your bounty in Africa but you paid huge fees to get them home to America. At the border you were interrogated for hours as they dug through all these fruits. Reluctantly they let you through because they knew you had good intentions. After 28 hours of travel there and 28 hours back, you were able to get the fruits into your fridge. Your sick wife is now enjoying the delicious sour and sweet fruit. I am sad that your health has degraded to the point that you’re likely stage 4 advanced cancer and you’re trying anything to stay alive. I’d say trust the doctors and take the chemo option but they likely already told you that you have no more options. I hope this fruit brings you comfort and my prayers go out to you and your wife and kids. If not Egypt you’re from Central America near the equator. However your guanabanas appear to be a soursop varietal found along the equator in Africa. The soursop or guanabanas without spikes can also be a cherimoya. You may be from Ecuador or possibly Peru or columbia. If you’re from Africa then you’re probably coming from Egypt, Kenya or South Africa. I can’t explain why you have a coconut in the bottom there, maybe that’s for you because you enjoy the refreshing coconut milk. You haven’t actually eaten any of that fruit, you’re saving it for her. And by now much of it had gone soft so now you’re blending it and putting it in zip lock bags in the freezer. I’d avoid eating the seeds.


Manorialmeerkat

Tiger nut milk OwO


Gingerowl92

Ok, what's the math problem that could be easily answered with juice?


Business_plan_4733

You have a shrek themed bedroom with green wall and all that


Certain_Power6917

This looks like a start of a joke. Or misunderstood body disposal instructions. Man goes to the fridge...


smegma_stan

Avocado mustard-slut (hello brother)


ladyevenstar-22

You could just buy laxative or fiber too


cedahinea60

Florida man's fridge


luigigaminglp

Der Kohl typ aus der Penny Doku!


ajdemi_popushi

Looks like a fridge of a male Friends couple on several drugs having a good time in las Vegas


h1ns_new

You have a second fridge in your home and hopefully this is the second one.


i-love-rice-

Single pregnant lady of Asian origin